#i finally got a caaaaaat

[hydrate-or-diedrate]

DAY 4 OF READING HOMESTUCK WE STARTING ACT 3 BABEYYY

According to the thing I'm looking at this act is about 400 pages so we'll see if I finish it in one day or not

Oh hello! Jade is a new name :0 that's someone I haven't even heard of from general fandom nonsense! So this is the little Fiver, huh?

Forgetful and too many interests to keep track of? I vibe

She plays the flute I can't wai- oh dear god

Her garden is lovely, at least

Casual teleportation okay- ah my apologies, casual transportalization

:0 Bassist? Hewwo? I wanna see the silly little girl play a sweet bass riff hewwoooo

"Pet and best friend named BECQUEREL" what you're just not gonna specify what he is? Ominous

Ahhh so she's a furry? Good for her

Ah not a furry

I-irradiated?? Steak??

SWEET BASS MUSIC YEAHHHH

Oh holy shit this lunchtop is gonna give me a headache

Oh lordy more midnight crew? Violence? Heck yeah

BEATDOWN (STRIDER STYLE)?

YEAH KILL THAT PUPPET MURDER HIM FUCK YEAH

Oh uh oh Dave sweety you seem to be getting beaten by the puppet actually

Goodness Cal is truly horrific

I love how sweet Jade is 😭

I'm sorry Rose, are you leaving your mother to burn up there? Hi??

OH GOSH JOHN IS GETTING MERCED

Thank God for nannaquin, if she offered me a cookie I'd take it despite my hatred of clowns

You know what while the captchalogue stuff bores me after a while I can respect that the author put so much effort into designing it, this is a lot of detail

Punch card calculator? Oh I so need to abuse this immediately

Nevermind I actually don't want to deal with images right now lmaoo

Having fun with the chess board imagery, eh, Andrew?

Oh Jade's grandpa is the collector of all collectors I see

Worm

Fuck carcinoGeneticist all my homies hate carcinoGeneticist

THEY ARE SQUIRTLE GLASSES

These brothers are really on their mall ninja shit

One of my friends called Dave's older brother "fuckable" and I'm judging them hardcore rn

YEAH JOHN AND NANNA FUCK EM UP

I respect the Peregrine Mendicant

Tea set? Ah tea set

KITTY

Oh my God this kitten is so cute

Into the room? 👀👀👀

INTO THE DAD'S ROOM

Aw fine, into the foyer

Oh my gosh Jade's grandfather is so silly looking and oh my gosh he's a statue??

Oh he's DEAD

I love the kitten so much it's not even funny

Oo time to feed the beast!

THE SHAPE

At last we are in the father's room

Aw man it's boring business guy things

John's dad is a badass look at he go

Finally a modus that doesn't make me want to die

Oh no it's gotten worse

HE GOT A LITTLE SUIT WHAT A LITTLE BUSINESS GUY

I am living for John's mental breakdowns

THE SHAPE OF THE GUY! BEC! THE BEAST THE GUY THE DUDE!

Arf

Yall it is so hard for me to not binge this entire comic since I have free time, I didn't expect to enjoy it this much

Bec is a very good boy

Damn Rose is in hot water. Well, hot not-water. Fire she's on fire

DREAMBOT?

VODKA MUTINI

MOVE THE FUCK OVER SERENITY MUTIE IS NEW BEST CHARACTER

Mr Mayor 🥺

Fuck it were shotgunning all of act 3 in one night because I have no self control right now

THE WRINKLEFUCKER

AT LAST THE PUPPET IS DEAD

Bec in da lava

JOHN AWAKENS

These trolls are absolutely going to be plot relevant later too, damn. It's such a funky mix of "every single thing is important" and "this is for a visual gag"

And now the Aimless Renegade

Is this guy a cop? He seems like a pissy little cop so far

"YOU ARE THE LAW WHOOPS" this is a great comic

THE BUTTERFLY WAS INNOCENT

Baby Jaaaade 🥹🥹🥹

Hey Jade this temple looks really ominous

Is he gonna drink the piss

WIZARD CAAAAAAT

And that's the end of act 3 now we got Rose in here babeyyyyyy

I can see why this story used to be so popular and is still loved to this day this is so damn fun :)

#breadstuck #fuck me i wasnt expecting to enjoy this so much

[alwaysfindthegiant]

My new ferocious son Mortimer

#i finally got a caaaaaat #adopt dont shop

[petersthree]

All right after like 2 freaking years and like 5 unanswered headcanon requests in my inbox I’m going right ahead and giving you what literally no one asked for: shitposts of The Afterlife Squad(TM): 

Robert, Ned, and Rhaegar are like, almost always together. Or, more like, Robert and Rhaegar are constantly arguing and following Ned around asking him what he thinks. 

Rhaegar suddenly looooooves Ned because he knows Ned kept Jon safe and Ned is just like *side eyes* “I didn’t do it for you you dildo” but he also can’t say anything so whenever Robert asks why Rhaegar cares about Ned’s opinion Ned just kind of sighs and shrugs and says maybe it’s his punishment and Rhaegar gets this evil grin on his face and goes “You’ll see”. 

This inevitably gets Robert pissed. “See what, you asshole?” and out breaks a new bit of arguing. Ned is tired(TM) and no one else in the afterlife will talk to them. 

Cat comes through for a hot second and Ned is super excited but then just like that she’s gone and Beric Dondarrion is in her place and they just stare at each other.

Ned: “Well. This sucks.” 

When Robb and Rickon both come through Ned hugs them ofc and they have a nice moment and then he just goes “Okay now go before they get here.” 

“What? Father, I just got here and you want me to go? We have so much to catch up on!” 

Ned, who is having war flashbacks to Robert and Rhaegar arguing about lapels for 5 hours: “Trust me. You Don’t Want This.” 

Someone said that the two days Jon was in the afterlife he and Robb did tequila shots and honestly? Canon. 

They love watching what’s happening down below!! Robert didn’t talk to Ned for a blissful 2 months after finding out about Jon but then Gendry and Arya just had to sleep together and Robert was suddenly buddy-buddy with him again about how they were going to join their houses. 

Arya rejecting Gendry’s proposal: Robert was screaming, yelling about how this made no sense, and dammit why did Ned raise his daughter like this? 

Ned, softly: Oh thank god 

Watching Jon and Dany is #rough and Robert keeps being so righteously smug about everything and Ned and Rhaegar are suffering 

“Ha, the Targaryen queen is mad after all. I should have killed her when I had the chance, shouldn’t I, Ned?” “Hey, that’s my sister, you prick, she’s being a Targaryen it doesn’t make sense for her to be this mad she hasn’t shown the signs!” 

Ned & Robert in unison: “Shut up Rhaegar.” 

Ned: “.......but yes he’s right this doesn’t make sense.” 

Ned multiple times watching his children s5-8: *looks out window in the afterlife* ‘Did I somehow end up watching the badly written play Arya was watching?’ 

Ned in the finale, watching his children come into strong positions: *holds up Westerosi equivalent of a camera and multiple signs* I Love My Children 

Also lmao Robb and Rickon. Robb is Sansa’s biggest cheerleader and he Loves Jon greatly but by god does he get frustrated with him. 

“No, Jon, this is - NO! LISTEN. TO. SANSA. Holy fuck Jon thank the gods I didn’t legitimatize yo-SHE’S YOUR AUNT YOU - JON! JON!” 

When Sansa gets crowned he literally tears up and starts shouting “Queen in the North!” and won’t shut up about Sansa and everyone’s like, Okay, Damn, We Get It(TM) 

Rickon: “Hey Robb! I love Sansa too but oh my god. Shut up!” 

Robb, wearing a “Proud Brother of Sansa Stark” t-shirt and slowly lowering his Queen In The North signs with Sansa’s face on them: “Sorry, have I been mentioning that Sansa became queen in the North? I guess I didn’t notice haha.” 

Rickon’s response to everything in season 8: “Hahahaha this is fucking dumb.” 

Rickon was bitter when Viserion died bc he became a wight but then Rhaegal died and everyone else was shocked and Rickon is jumping up and down because fuck yeah time to ride a dragon in the afterlife. 

I feel like meeting the significant others would be super fun??? Like Margaery is there and she starts talking about Sansa and Robb is like “:D” and then he starts realizing that she definitely liked her and he’s like “huh. She doesn’t seem bad but I only have 13-year-old Sansa’s taste in guys to go with here soOOOOO.....” 

Robb always wondered if Bran liked Meera or Jojen and Rickon lowkey wondered too but then they meet Jojen again and he’s So Fucking Weird that they’re both like. Oh yeah. Why was this ever a question. 

Lyanna and Elia are both in the afterlife but for the most part they hang out with each other and ignore everyone else except for snide commentary. 

Whenever Cat does comes back she’s more than a little peeved at Ned. “Didn’t think I could keep the secret, could you? I hated Jon, and you couldn’t bother to go, ‘Oh, hey, Cat, darling, he’s not my son????’ You couldn’t, Ned????” “I’m sorry, Cat, I was sworn to secrecy -” 

Lyanna, eating popcorn in the corner: “Oh I meant don’t tell Robert or anyone with you know, power. I thought that was pretty obvious don’t blame me for you being too hardcore about it.” Ned: “Yeah you’re right I guess I should have assumed you were fine with it after all you NAMED HIM AEGON!” This causes a “hey” from Rhaegar and Lyanna, and Robert just says that it is dumb and the trio starts arguing. “Oye, Cat, amazing that they can’t even get along in the -” “I’m not talking to you, Eddard.” “Oh, Cat, I’m sorry. You can’t be mad at me forever.” “Actually I can!” “Caaaaaat.”

Rhaegar, watching Arya be Azor Ahai while Ned & Robert cheer in the background: *eye twitching* 

Elia: “Huh. Guess you really did All That for nothing, huh babe?” “Don’t.”

Robert: “Lyanna loved me, tell him my love, we were betrothed!” 

Lyanna: “I’ve told you a million times I never loved you.” 

Rhaegar: “HA!” 

Elia: “You were a boy toy, hun.” 

“Elia! That’s -” “Unfair? Is it?” “Yes!” “Oh, sorry. Does it make you want to annul your marriage to me and directly cause our children’s deaths and put me in immediate harm with no real protection because you want to go after a fantasy story? Honey?” “....sorry.” 

#game of thrones #ned stark #robert baratheon #rhaegar targaryen #ned and robert's afterlife squad #janie has headcanons #oh man i missed these #got headcanons

[dragonflybelle]

Osomatsu-san PS Vita game translation - Ichimatsu 10 - The human who wanted to become a cat

Ichimatsu: (I said I was going to Hello Work and went out, but... I don't want to go to Hello Work on such a nice day, and I'm sleepy... ) And there's no way I'll be able to get a job in the first place. 

Cat: Meow.  

Ichimatsu: You think so too, Cassie? 

Cat: Meoow, meow. 

Ichimatsu: How kind of you... 

Cat: Meow, meoow. 

Ichimatsu: If only I were a cat, I'd make lots of friends... God, can't you make me a cat...? I want to be a cat, I want to be a cat, I want to be a cat, I want to be a cat... 

Ichimatsu: ... ...Zzz ...Zzz. 

Cat: Oi, Ichimatsu. Wake up, meow. 

Ichimatsu: Hmm... Meow? !? Soft fur and fluffy legs, ears, hands... This is... !! I've turned into a cat. 

Cat: That's right. I was surprised too, meow. I had fallen asleep on your lap for sure, but before I knew it, I was sleeping beside you. 

Ichimatsu: ...Are you Cassie? 

Cat: ...Well, I am, meow. 

Ichimatsu: Oh...!! I'm talking to Cassie!! 

Cassie: It's surprising for me too, meow. 

Ichimatsu: (I'm... a cat...) Ohhhhh!! 

Cassie: Wah!? 

Ichimatsu: This is amaaaaazing!! I've really become a caaaaaat!! I'm talking to a caaaaat!! 

Cassie: W, well I guess it's natural you're so surprised, meow. I'm glad your dream came true, meow.

Ichimatsu: Thanks!! God!! 

Cassie: This is the first time I've seen Ichimatsu be so energetic, meow... 

Ichimatsu: I've finally, finally become a cat!! I have to share this joy with Jyushimatsu!! 

Cassie: Ye, yeah... As long as you're happy, meow. 

Ichimatsu: I'm going home for a bit! 

Osomatsu: What's for lunch today? 

Todomatsu: Isn't it cup ramen? 

Osomatsu: Ehh. 

Karamatsu: Brothers! Mother is making fried rice! 

Jyushimatsu: Really? Yay!! Fried rice!! Fried rice!! 

Choromatsu: Has Ichimatsu come back yet? 

Osomatsu: Isn't he still playing with his cats? 

Ichimatsu: I've actually become a cat! I wonder if they'll be surprised? 

Ichimatsu: Meow. 

Todomatsu: Woah!? That surprised me. Hey, Ichimatsu-niisan's been bringing cats in. 

Ichimatsu: (No, no, it's me.) 

Ichimatsu: Meow, meoow. 

Ichimatsu: (...I just look like a normal cat to them?) 

Jyushimatsu: Hey, hey, you wanna eat some lunch? 

Ichimatsu: (Jyushimatsu! Such a kind younger brother!) 

Ichimatsu: Meow meow meow! 

Choromatsu: Jyushimatsu. We're about to eat, take it outside. 

Jyushimatsu: But he says he wants to eat! 

Ichimatsu: (That's just like you, Jyushimatsu!! You understood!!) 

Choromatsu: But that will mean less for us. 

Jyushimatsu: Ah, you're right. Ok, I'll just give him some dried sardines! 

Ichimatsu: (Oi, wait a minute, that's all I get to eat? And how do you know where I hide my cat food!?) 

Jyushimatsu: Bye bye!! 

Ichimatsu: (Jyushimatsuuuuuu!!) 

Karamatsu: Oh my Jyushimatsu... Whatever the case may be, you shouldn't throw a cat out the window. 

Jyushimatsu: Really? I shouldn't have? 

Karamatsu: Of course you shouldn't! The poor thing! 

Jyushimatsu: But I gave him some dried sardines? 

Karamatsu: Well, I suppose that's better than having given him nothing. Live well... you vagabond cat... 

Ichimatsu: Arghhhhhhhhhhhh!!

Cassie: ... Meow? Meoooooow!!!? Ichimatsu fell out of the sky!!!? 

Ichimatsu: ...

Cassie: A, are you dead, meow...? 

Ichimatsu: I'm... alive... 

Cassie: Phew, that's great. What happened? 

Ichimatsu: I was thrown out by Jyushimatsu. 

Cassie: Jyushimatsu? If I'm correct, he is one of your brothers whom you talked about a lot when you were human, meow? 

Ichimatsu: Yeah... Shit, he threw me right back down to the place I was before. His control is too perfect... 

Cassie: Is Jyushimatsu a pro baseball player or something, meow? 

Ichimatsu: No, he's just a NEET. Ah, but he's not normal. 

Cassie: O, oh. But why did he throw you out, meow? 

Ichimatsu: Because Choromatsu said he should take the cat outside because it was lunchtime. 

Cassie: I see... So you appeared as just a cat to your brothers, meow. 

Ichimatsu: I guess so. 

Cassie: Well of course they did. However you look at it, you're a cat now. And you're speaking cat language... 

Ichimatsu: Shit, I didn't think my own brothers wouldn't notice. 

Cassie: In actual fact, it's strange that you thought you brothers would recognise you. 

Ichimatsu: Well, it's fine. I've been set free from all the annoying things about being a human, like the sense of inferiority of being a NEET, the loneliness of not having any friends and the inconvenience of my brothers. 

Cassie: Oh. You seem more invigorated than when you were a human, meow. 

Ichimatsu: Yes! ...

Cassie: Are you hungry, meow? 

Ichimatsu: Yes. 

Cassie: Well, don't bother asking me. In reality, this is a harsh world where you have to find your own food by yourself, meow. But you did give us food, Ichimatsu, meow. I will help you find food for a while, meow! 

Ichimatsu: Thanks, Cassie. 

Cassie: ...I know that this is a bit late, but I want you to stop calling me Cassie. I'm a boy. 

Ichimatsu: But I already think of you as Cassie... 

Cassie: Ugh...Don't look at me with such a sad face, meow. You can call me Cassie... 

Ichimatsu: Ok! 

Cassie: My my, meow. Alright! Come along with Cassie, meow! I'll teach you the basics of being a cat, meow! 

Ichimatsu: Ok! 

Ichimatsu: (After that we shared the dried sardines together, went to the toilet together, stole fish from Totoko's shop, stole oden from Chibita, messed with Iyami as he lay asleep in the park, and before we knew it, it was nighttime... 

Cassie: Ok, have you got a good grip on the basics of being a cat, meow? 

Ichimatsu: Thanks, Cassie.

Cassie: It was nothing, meow. I'm going back to my little spot to rest, you should find somewhere warm to go too, Ichimatsu, meow. 

Ichimatsu: Eh, you're leaving? 

Cassie: Yeah. All cats sleep in their favourite spots, meow. It's something you have to find for yourself, meow. And when we die, we die unnoticed and alone, meow. That is what a proper cat does, meow. 

Ichimatsu: Cassie... 

Cassie: This word is survival of the fittest, meow. Live well, Ichimatsu. Until we meet again, meow. 

Ichimatsu: Yes...! 

Ichimatsu: (And so I ended up alone...) 

Ichimatsu: What should I do... (I've suddenly gone back to being alone, my minds gone blank... At that moment, what came into my mind wasn't my brothers or my mother, but the face of that person... Hello, it's Ichimatsu. There's something I want to talk to you about...) 

Ichimatsu: Meow meow meow... (Shit! I can only speak cat language right now!! But that person is the only one I can rely on! I have to keep talking!! I kept going in cat language. Even though they can't have understood me, that person listened as well as they could and gave me an answer) 

Option One: Go home

Ichimatsu: (That's right. If I stay out here, it will only be cold, I'm going home. And anyway, I'm sure none of them have noticed that I'm not there and are all asleep...) 

Ichimatsu: Meow? 

Ichimatsu: (That's Osomatsu and Choromatsu... What are they doing in front of the house?) 

Osomatsu: Huh? Where are the others? 

Choromatsu: Karamatsu is too painful so I ignored him, I don't know where Jyushimatsu is, and Todomatsu has his part time job tomorrow so he asleep already. 

Osomatsu: Todomatsu, seriously? 

Choromatsu: He is a dry monster after all, he'd only be a pain probably. 

Osomatsu: Oh well, it can't be helped. Let’s go look for Ichimatsu together. 

Ichimatsu: !! 

Osomatsu: Alright, shall we march out? 

Choromatsu: March out? What are you talking about? 

Osomatsu: Let’s find Ichimatsuuuuuuu!! Fight!!!! 

Choromatsu: ...

Osomatsu: ...I really hate you when you're like this. I really think it's something you can improve on. 

Choromatsu: No, I just can't keep up with you if you start acting like that all of a sudden. 

Osomatsu: Hahhhh? Is that your level of enthusiasm for Ichimatsu? 

Todomatsu: Shut up!! 

Osomatsu: Ah, Todomatsu. 

Todomatsu: What are you fighting about out there? I can't sleep, you know!! You're disturbing the neighbours, you know!! 

Choromatsu: S, sorry. 

Todomatsu: Just quit it already. I really think this is something both of you can improve on, big brothers! 

Osomatsu: Never mind that, you should come search for Ichimatsu too, Todomatsu. 

Todomatsu: Listen when people are talking to you!! 

Osomatsu: Come on. I don't want to go with just Choromatsu. 

Choromatsu: Did I do something to you to make you hate me so much? 

Todomatsu: I guess I don't have any other choice. Wait there a minute. 

Choromatsu: What's with your "don't have any other choice" attitude, Todomatsu? 

Ichimatsu: (Everyone... They're searching for me... I thought they were all scum, but I underestimated them... I'm right here!!) 

Ichimatsu: Meow!! 

Osomatsu: Ah, this is that cat that Ichimatsu brought in earlier. 

Choromatsu: ...If we asked him, do you think he'd tell us where Ichimatsu is? 

Ichimatsu: (No, I am Ichimatsu! Notice me!! )

Ichimatsu: Meow meow!! 

Osomatsu: Ah, you're right. It looks like he knows something. 

Todomatsu: Sorry I made you wait. ...Oh, you already found him. 

Osomatsu: Hmm? 

Choromatsu: What do you mean? 

Todomatsu: I mean what I said. You already found Ichimatsu-niisan. 

Ichimatsu: !! (Todomatsu!! You know it's me!?) 

Osomatsu: ... Hah? 

Choromatsu: Eh, you mean this cat is Ichimatsu? 

Todomatsu: Yes. 

Choromatsu: No, even if you say it that seriously, this is a bit hard to believe. 

Todomatsu: But look closely. Isn't this cat just oozing with Ichimatsuness? 

Choromatsu: What do you mean, oozing with Ichimatsuness? That's disgusting. 

Osomatsu: ...No, it's just like Todomatsu said. He's definitely oozing with Ichimatsuness. He's got that unpleasantly messy fur and those dead eyes. Like that...

Todomatsu: Right? 

Choromatsu: Yeah... When you put it like that. 

Todomatsu: Hey, you're Ichimatsu-niisan, right? 

Ichimatsu: That was kind of hard to swallow, but you're right. 

Choromatsu: Woah, he talked!? 

Osomatsu: That's weird!! 

Ichimatsu: ...I, I turned back. 

Todomatsu: Hey, that was too sudden, you surprised me. 

Osomatsu: By the way, Todomatsu, since when did you realise Ichimatsu was a cat?

Todomatsu: It's not that I realised it, I was told. 

Choromatsu: By who? 

Todomatsu: Jyushimatsu-niisan. He said "That cat was Ichimatsu-niisan, hehe. 

Choromatsu: You should have said something sooner!! 

Todomatsu: But you didn't ask. 

Osomatsu: You are such a dry monster!! 

Ichimatsu: Jyushimatsu!! I love you!! 

Option two: Why don't you live in the park? 

Ichimatsu: (That's right... If I go home, they'll only throw me out again anyway. From today on, the park is my home. 

Ichimatsu: ...Meow? (It's already morning... It's so quiet...) ... 

Jyushimatsu: Good morning, muscle muscle!! 

Ichimatsu: !! (Jyushimatsu!! What's he doing here!? Of course, he's come to practice swinging!! Ordinarily, I'd be tied to that bat... Huh...? My body is being... lifted up!!) 

Ichimatsu: Meow meooow!! 

Jyushimatsu: Aha. Let's practice swinging together! 

Ichimatsu: Arghh!

Jyushimatsu: Heave ho, heave ho, heave ho!! Here we go!! 

Ichimatsu: (That's great, Jyushimatsu!! Those are some smooth moves!! That's the spirit, Jyushimatsu!! If you don't dig your nails into it, then you'll be thrown off!! 

Jyushimatsu: Eighty-one! Eighty-two! 

Ichimatsu: (Oh‼︎ I've started to feel bad, Jyushimatsu!! Uff... I feel really bad.. But what is this kind of happy feeling I feel too? This is a sense of enjoyment different to when I woke up as a cat in the park.. Does this mean that rather than living all alone, I'm better off living messing around my around with brothers like this...? 

Ichimatsu: Meow... 

Ichimatsu: (Arghh, it's no good... I feel bad...) 

Jyushimatsu: Ichimatsu-niisan. Let's do another 100 swings!! 

Ichimatsu: (No, it's no good Jyushimatsu... In fact it's probably already too late...) 

Ichimatsu: Meow... 

Ichimatsu: (...Hmm? Did he say Ichimatsu-niisan just now?)

Ichimatsu: ...Meow? Meow meow meoow? 

Jyushimatsu: Yes, I said that. Because Ichimatsu-niisan is Ichimatsu-niisan? 

Ichimatsu: (Eh... You knew it was me!? And you can understand cat language!?) 

Jyushimatsu: I understand it! Ahaha!! 

Ichimatsu: Wait a minute, ok, let me down!! 

Jyushimatsu: One!! Two!! Three!! Four!! Five!! Six!! Go go go go!

Ichimatsu: Please, Jyushimatsu!! Listen to meeeeee!!!! 

Jyushimatsu: Heave ho!

Option Three: Pray that you can return to being a human 

Ichimatsu: (I’ve had my fill of being a cat. Turning back into a human and becoming a NEET again would be less lonely than being by myself in this tough world... I prayed to god and became a cat so in order to turn back I guess I need to ask god again...)

Ichimatsu: (God, I think I'd rather be a human after all...)

Ichimatsu: …

Ichimatsu: … (…Does this mean I'm not going to turn back again?)

Ichimatsu: … (Uh ohhhhhhh!! What do I do!? What should I do!!!? I could barely even cope with being a NEET in the human world, there's no way I can survive in this survival of the fittest world! God!! Please!! Turn me back!!

Karamatsu: Hum humm hum. 

Ichimatsu: !? (Shittymatsu, at a time like this!! Of all the people in the world, a guy who couldn't even be of use to shit comes along!!) 

Karamatsu: I've come again today, god!! You were lonely by yourself every day, weren't you? 

Ichimatsu: (... This guy, does he have so few friends he had to make friends with a god? Oh no. It's so painful, my eyes feel like they are going to burst!!) 

Karamatsu: I pray that the Karamatsu Girls spend another day in peace... 

Ichimatsu: (So he's actually come to pray for that!!) 

Karamatsu: And please may I find the perfect job...

Ichimatsu: (What an idiot.) 

Karamatsu: And one more thing. I hope that we find Ichimatsu soon. 

Ichimatsu: !! (...Shittymatsu... No, Karamatsu... You...) 

Ichimatsu: Uh... (I'm hereeeeeee!! It's me, the Karamatsu Boooooooooy!!) 

Ichimatsu: Meow meoow!! Meow meow meoow!! 

Karamatsu: Oh. You're the vagabond cat from this afternoon. Why are you clinging on to me all of a sudden?

Ichimatsu: Meoow!! 

Karamatsu: Heh, it seems even cats can't resist my charms. But it's getting late, we should return to our homes. 

Ichimatsu: (Your home is my home!!)

Ichimatsu: Meow meow!

Karamatsu: I understand that you don’t want to be parted from me, but… Hey, ouch, that hurts. Your claws are digging in to me, let go a minute!

Ichimatsu: (I don’t want to!!)

Karamatsu: Ouch, ouuuch!! Please let go!!

Ichimatsu: (I won’t let go!!)

Karamatsu: Let go!!

Ichimatsu: I’m telling you, I won’t let go of you, Shittymatsu!!

Karamatsu: Why are you saying that!? … Wait, Ichimatsuuuuu!?

Ichimatsu: Ah, I turned back…

Karamatsu: W, what in the world… Hah!! Anyway, we have to let our other brothers know.

Ichimatsu: Huh? Over there, isn’t that…

Karamatsu: Oh, our brothers!! Ichimatsu has come back!! … Eh, why are you all backing away?

Karamatsu and Ichimatsu: Ah… this position…

Karamatsu: Hey, this is a misunderstanding!! Brothers!! Wait!! Don’t look at us like thaaaaaat!!

#osomatsu san #mr osomatsu #translation #game #PS Vita #ichimatsu #10 #The human who wanted to become a cat #long post #Hachamecha shuushoku