#i forgot he had a full name

[aroaceleovaldez]

i stand by that a better, more sensible, and more intriguing plot for TSATS would have been, instead of retconning literally everything:

Bob is dead (because he was very explicitly absorbed/killed by Tartarus Himself in House of Hades, alongside Damasen), and nobody is going into Tartarus to save him. He made his sacrifice and is gone. However. Remember how the Titans, including Bob, were just kind of kicking around for several years? Particularly. On a cruise ship full of mortals. And Bob happened to be kicking around in general for an extra year versus all the other Titans. And he mythologically sometimes has a mortal demigod son who partook in the Calydonian Boar Hunt (Dryas of Calydon). Yeah.

So turns out, Bob/Iapetus leaves behind a demigod (demititan?) child. And because Nico was pretty much his only friend, he named Nico his child's godfather. And while he's not being left in charge of the child, as a son of Hades and godfather to this kid, Nico is duty-bound to fulfill Bob's last will and go find this like 2 year old to make sure they're safe. So Nico has to undertake this very unusual quest (that raises many questions, such as "demititans are a thing?" and "DOES THIS MEAN THERE'S POTENTIALLY MORE-?!" and "SHOULD WE BE CONCERNED ABOUT THIS?") and is kind of freaking out because. He's the son of Hades! He's notoriously bad with living things, and animals, and definitely small children! Even if he does find this kid and assure they're safe, he is the last person who should be undergoing any kind of quest involving even potentially having to babysit. Fortunately, his boyfriend is the human embodiment of sunshine and calmness and good vibes, and also once helped a nymph give birth, so he feels Marginally More Confident in theoretical demititan babysitting and offers to come along on this Epic Journey of Figuring Out What In Hades' Name Is Up With This Demititan Baby Business.

Proceed with wholesome epic shenanigans quest of Nico and Will scurrying around trying to locate this random OP baby while Nico has an existential crisis about the nature of his powers because he doesn't want to let Bob down! Both for Hades Kid Honor Reasons and because Bob was his friend! But what if he's destined to fail this quest just because of who he is? Because he's simply not built for hanging out with the living/mortals? And Will reassuring him that He Will Probably Not Traumatize The Weird OP Titan Baby And It'll Be Fine, and simultaneously getting a peek into the weird other life Nico leads hanging out with immortals much more than the average demigod, which Nico considers his norm. Bonus shenanigans of both of them getting caught off-guard and culture shocked from where each other's respective worlds (Nico's mostly-immortal versus Will's mostly-mortal) cross over and learning to navigate those for each other - Nico finally starting to make some mortal connections and get glimpses at modern mortal American life, and Will trying not to get his brain literally incinerated while Nico's happily casually catching up with some of his old friends who happen to be literal gods.

#pjo #riordanverse #nico di angelo #will solace #solangelo #long post // #LISTEN I JUST THINK WE DONT NEED TO BE RETCONNING THINGS WHEN THERE IS A HIGHLY INTRIGUING MYTH RIGHT THERE #listen. *listen.* Iapetus in myth has a demigod child? and we're in the series? that's all about demigods? #and had titans running around for 4 years? some primarily on a giant ship mostly full of mortals? #and Iapetus himself was running around for closer to like 5 years? #I AM JUST SAYING. that is enough time. and the right conditions. that there are perhaps demititans now. #that alone is a fascinating plot set-up that ties in basically all previous series inherently and has a reasonable starting point #of *course* Nico would be named Bob's child's godfather! #of *course* Nico would consider it a very important personal duty to see out Bob's final will and go on some quest about it! #and under those conditions it makes *perfect sense* for Nico to want to bring Will along! and that he would be very helpful on said quest! #bringing along a lot of skills and abilities in areas that Nico lacks! that are crucial for a quest like that! #also then immediately the plot becomes Will reassuring Nico about his powers being cool and not evil and him being spooky is okay #while Will is also trying to not literally have his brain melt cause Nico's casually introducing him to a trio of death gods or something #forgetting that Will cannot look upon a god's true form #and Will's dragging Nico across the US while Nico is struggling to keep up cause Will forgot that Nico's not American and not from that era #its cute! it's interesting! it immediately begs the question of a next-gen series focusing on a main cast of demititan kids #dont go back to Tartarus that's lame and overdone and ruins a ton of stuff. dont retcon everything that also ruins a ton #give us the fluffy roadtrip comedy that they clearly wanted to write instead anyways #you can even keep the elements of Nico feeling out of his depth and Will constantly on the verge of death. except it makes sense this time. #and it's kind of funny cause Nico's just freaking out over babysitting and it highlights how much tankier Nico is vs Will #even just in casual interactions. yeah Nico can casually look upon a god's true form. dont worry about it #meanwhile Will is slowly collecting sunglasses the entire trip and layering them up for whenever Nico introduces him to another deity

[randomminty]

please i am BEGGING for you to drop the other roleswap champion designs,,, i had no idea how hard cynthia would slay in lance’s fit and my animal brain is now starving for roleswap steven and lance if you ever feel confident enough to post them,,,,,;

[insert meme of guy on his hands and knees offering a wad of fanned-out dollar bills here]

TY JUST FOR YOU ANON…. i redrew my old designs. I still cant figure out stevens design but this will do

Just for fun ill throw my old designs/brainstorming under a read more too!

This is a year old. Theyre so ugly. Okay

#he looks like steven stone if he had pronouns #anyway. wehhe. #didnt know if i should make a new post or just put the art under the ask ohhh welll #art tag #pokemon #i need a prper ask answering tag…… meh #minty rambles #champion lance #champion steven stone #i wont tag cynth shes not even here. shes here in spirit #to the other anon in my ask box…… im a tiny bit busy bit ill get to u. promise. i gotchu #ty for the ask!!!!!!!! deadass these designs wouldnt have seen the light pf day if u didnt ask i forgot the second i posted that cynthia #shout out to everyone tagging the cynthia art as teef. very common opinion. and the people calling her hot #lucky you didnt catch my in the height of my champion craze i could be SO insufferable rn. im a litle normal. #ill post this to twit but idk if i should now bc everyone asleep…. i could bump it in the morning…. hmm……… #also ill be dead honest i got rid of lances littl ehair thing bc i thought hed look way too much like kuro enstars </3333 #and bc i managed to draw his hairline and felt rly proud #okay bye bye. byyyyye #steven stone #girl has a full name i dont need to add champion. okay #ask tag

[the-rose-owl]

Innocence died screaming; honey, ask me, I should know

I slithered here from Eden just to sit outside your door

(Having a normal one right now)

Art blog: @rosey-arts

#good omens #good omens 2 #crowley #anthony j crowley #aziracrow #honestly forgot he had a ''full name'' but for the purposes of tagging #anyway I am currently insane. thanks #I'm so glad other people also recognize the immense potential of this song in relation to them #every time I see a from eden-inspired work I giggle and kick my feet in the air #be still my beating art #instant doodles

[33-001]

Mob taking Reigen as last name, because the sound of it means so much to them both after years of adressing his soon-to-be husband with that name. Mob taking Reigen as last name to put the family part into Arataka's family name.

vs

Arataka taking Kageyama as last name, because Mob's family is important to Mob while the only importance the name Reigen has for Arataka is that Mob adressed him as such for years. Arataka taking Kageyama as last name because Mob wants him to become part of the Kageyama family.

(it's a draw)

#reimob #mobrei #mob psycho 100 #mp100 #I forgot this in my drafts for weeks #i love both... both very valid. both very wholesome. #i see Kageyama much more often but personally I am a bit partial to Reigen... Mob will not lose any family ties over that after all #& well. I'd miss the name we all know Reigen by #plus uh ... the japanese same-sex adoption workaround... yeah #while I love the thought of it not being needed and all being well in the world etc etc #I personally hc that they'll use the adoption workaround to be recognized as a family unit by law so that means older adopts younger #I also hc that Reigen slowly reconciles with his family post-canon. they'll never be on great terms but they'll get better. #Mob helps tbh. like just by being Mob y'know how he does it #on my sappy bullshit again aren't I #immoral gr**ming ship they say & I'm out here full of the sappiest brainworms I've ever had about some fictional guys

[starryluminary]

They’re burning all the witches even if you aren’t one, so light me up

Textless version so you can appreciate the portrait a little better <3

#I had to stop being human for a couple of hours but I did rep mal #Malevolent as is his full government name #im so happy with this one. look at the details #The text was awful to get through but I MANAGED AND IT LOOKS GOOD #This might not be the last of ‘the system as ts albums’ I can already see Vito’s in my head #But it is for now #total drama #total drama all stars #forgot he was an as exclusive #tdas #td mal #total drama mal #taylor swift #ts reputation #taylor swift reputation #system swift #Starry makes art

[crispyliza]

You've heard of mansplaining, now get ready for: dadsplaining!

Example: you're filling out paperwork and your dad sits next to you and tells you the answers to questions like: what is your name and last name (he also helps you spell it), when is your birthday, when did you graduate high scool etc.

#this actually happened tk my sister a few years back #she lost her ID card and had to go to the police station early in the morning to aply for a new one #my dad woke me up in like 7 am to go with them in case they needed help with tech stuff (finding the necessary forms online) #he ended up figuring it out by himself and he was very proud #and then went to help out my sister with the paperwork and did what i described above #it reminded me of how captain holt in b99 always informed his husband of his full name when they talked on the phone #and when they were making reservations and holt told kevin how to spell his name #anyways afterwards my dad went to buy coffee and a tiropita as a thank you for the officer thay helped us and fought with my sister #bc she didn't want to bring them to the officer #before he bought the stuff he asked us if we wanted anything and i asked for an iced tea which he forgot :( #so not only was my presence useless i also didn't get anything out if it #but seeing my dad and sister fill out paperwork was pretty funny and i will forever cherish that memory #shitpost #text #crispy talks

[creatorblaze]

So I found out about bsd via a friend on Quotev

They love Dazai & used to post about him a bunch

Until I started watching/reading it, I genuinely thought Dazai was an antagonist. I'm still not entirely sure why though...

#idk I'm generally a dumbass #couldn't remember any characterz names for a full week other than dazai #had to look up akutagawa's name several times #could barely remember atsushis #also completely forgot who bram was for a week after he was introduced #I'm legit just a dumbass #oh i also thought ranpo's eyes were blue somehow #I'M NOT COLORBLIND I'M JUST A DUMBASS #to be fair i always have trouble remembering names-

[luminessdoodles]

this was really fun; i recommend!!! sorry that the spacing is all weird i did it on my cell phone orz

original below cut↓

#my art #fine tip pen #twisted wonderland #SORRY TO THE SIDE CHARACTERS WHOM I SCREWED UP BAD #this was actually my first time drawing jack :0 i was gonna say silver + lilia too but i forgot i included them in a meme i never posted #several months ago lol #i think i had only drawn ortho + ace once each before too. which is why their hair looks so weird im so sorry dudes ._. #also not sure why kalim has his full name when the others just have first #✨because he's worth it✨ is my guess

[azumasoroshi]

minidura chapter 1 react

hey guys started reading minidura i think im in love

just imagining izaya going like "yahoo!! X3" man. i know mikado is the real protagonist and not being able to see through izaya's eyes adds to his charm and intrigue but like mannn itd be so fun to just watch him fuck shit up like in that one episode. he must be hilarious to people watch with

god they're so fucking cute i love this chibi style

IT'S HIMMM IT'S MY BABYGIRL

"he's the one who most fails to live up to his name"? is that like a kanji name joke goddammit

i really shouldnt just like. post the entire pages but it's such a pain to keep taking screenshots :sob: you guys have no idea the pain my wrists were in after that drr ten react

haha dramatic irony but i just realized i have no idea what exactly izaya takes responsibility for and what stuff he blames on human nature/self-interest/naïvite and now i have to find out ugh

durarara illustrators draw simon normally challenge :sob: im so sorry they do this to you king if i ever get around to drawing you ill do you justice

also tiny shizuo <3333

obsessed with walker's cat face he and erika are so platonic(?) soulmates besties cringefail weeb team rocket ass duo

i was 100% ready for erika to start grilling mikado on his supposed raging homosexual unrequited love(?) 300k slow burn romance but oh well. it happened in my head so it must be canon

i dont care enough about the raira trio to ship mikakida or whatever their ship name is (isnt the celty head girl named mika too. oops) but i do think it's funny that their ship name could be kidado because that sounds like cuidado. watch out

ok i know they're trying to make him look cool but he does not look cool in the chibi art style lmfAOo

itd be really funny if they switched the styles to the normal manga style during serious moments like i think the bsd wan manga/anime did lmfao

LMFAO??? i like how we only see the top of izaya's head pff-

celty my bbygirl i love your shadow puppets dont listen to them

yk what it's actually a crime this didnt happen in canon

AND HERE HE ISSS!!!!! cringefail pathetic loser my beloved

god i hope he narrates the entire minidura (he probably wont)

ok he's really cute though....catboy irl fr

CAUGHT MID MONOLOGUE

cant believe they're both on a rooftop together whoa prime spot for confessions amirite (<- delusional)

im posting the tiny floored izaya on his own later because that's adorable. he's so cute when he's half dead

itd be really funny if all the events from minidura were all in izaya's concussed ass head from this moment as explanation for being noncanon

the "doctors hate him" meme but it's convenience store workers and shizuo heiwajima

actually construction workers probably hate shizuo too. and urban planners and anything that has to do with city work and also doctors because shizuo evades their healthcare insurance because he doesnt need it (i looked up japan's healthcare costs for this joke and concluded that i dont have enough time to pit the sources that say it's expensive and the sources that say it's reasonable against each other) and also vending machine companies

the "doctors hate him" meme but it's all of ikebukuro and shizuo (and also izaya)

i love how izaya just. stops bleeding. his platelets working mad crazy

(it's pretty easy to find translations online but here's the site im reading on anyway)

#guys look i dont INTEND to make super long react posts it just sort of happens #i have to live react because i have no one irl to talk about durarara with lmAOOo #durarara #shizaya #shizuo heiwajima #izaya orihara #do i really want to tag all the other characters #no. no i dont #mikado ryuugamine #masaomi kida #anri sonohara #celty sturulson #simon brezhnev #i cant wait for namie to show up honestly #fuck im usually great with full names but what the fuck is kadota's full name #kyouhei kadota #damn i really forgot he had a first name #walker yumasaki #erika karisawa #long post #i keep forgetting to add the long post tag to my reaction stuff ughhh #sorry to everyone who has to aggressively scroll past these bsDKGJSDKJG

[ask-cloverfield]

How different is comics shocker to spectacular spiderman shocker cause in my mind he's the cowboy sounding one

Technically speaking, they are entirely different characters but characterization wise not really that different.

Spectacular Shocker is Jackson Brice aka Montana, a member of the minor recurring henchmen trio known as the Enforcers. He didn’t exactly get that much screen time or major characterization in the comics. And in Spectacular he is explicitly shown stealing the suit from what is implied to be the comics Shocker, Herman Schultz.

However characterization wise they basically got folded into each other. Spectacular wanted the enforcers and Shocker and Montana’s gimmick of he has a lasso is kinda hard to work with. And again kinda thin characterization outside of his being from Montana. Merging them saves time on having to introduce Schultz and you get a fun performance from Jeff Bennet.

Shocker is a consummate professional, he is in it for the money, he plays smart and avoids grudges. The only major differences is intelligence

And overrall treatment in-universe

Spectacular Shocker is consistently seen and treated as a threat.

Whereas comic Schultz has been a street level villain with disinterest in climbing the ladder for decades in a genre where the heroes keep getting stronger and he is just some guy with gloves that make shockwaves

but yeah other than the intelligence and being in a story where the only threat is Spidey giving him a more intimidating air, Brice is a rather good adaptation of the old Shocker

#He actually has had a couple books where he is full on ‘’heroic’’ namely Thunderbolts and some event tie-in in like 2019 I can’t remember #He used to be super durable but one of those things where he was as like a minor villain so much people forgot his abilities and it #Snowballed to where he is now #Can’t say more as it has been years since I watched Spectacular #For as much as I doom and gloom about Spidey adaptations Spectacular is incredibly solid

[bibleofficial]

so ive accidentally stayed up WAY TOO FUCKIN LATE w my ethiopian KING - i went to take pics for this class & baked & we ran into each other on the stairwell & then we went to his place to drop his bags & for ciggys (where we grabbed LI & GOT HIM TO SMOKE TOO before he went upstairs again) & the 2 of us sent on a walk so i could take pics for this one clase & boy howdy did i learn SO much, also btw ethiopia is currently, still, in a civil war

#stream #hes absolutely fascinating like girl we both chat SO much & hes also on topic bc i derail SO fucking much & then we’ll go on tangent then #subtangetn then he’ll get us back to what we were talking abt but i literally Cannot Do That im juts like oh um… what we were taling abt #anyway #yea its 3am & i need to be up at 10am #ALSO i had tea w the chinese flatmates bc i saw arthur & i got to learn so much & also yen je explained different parts of chinese grammar #etc & it turns out that he is INTERESTED IN LEARNIGN SPANISH SO WERK IM GOING TO HELP & ALSO I MET THE OTHER FLATMATE TODAY TOO #girl ive been playing the sims w myself i’ll be talking to someone then do the little like person+ (green bar) like frendshop increased #persuasion increase d #so albert(o) is from mexico city bc i also was like is ur name albert ? sick um yea is it like actually alberto just curious xx so hes #alberto now #& arthur told me his real mame but i forgot bc literally im still running on the 4hrs sleep i got last night like yall i was like wow i #pigged out last night haha - literally bc i ate an entire bag of baby carrots - so i thought im not hungry ? no girl ur colon just full so i #just havent eaten bc then i was going to after my irst class today but i saw the chinese & harassed them until it was like 15mins until i #had to haul ass to get to the japanese class & girl … i know i was such a bitch i was losing my mind it was 2hrs & she was like ‘we will #only use an hour !’ BUT NO WE USED THE WHOLE HOUR I NEED THESE WEEABOO AS MFS TO SLOW DOWN #i FULLY dont know what im doing & these bitches r soeaking sentences & also 1 guy was arguing w the professor like girl .. shes literally #japanese ur going to have to take this L like ur british thru & thru baby #so anyway #im going to go make french fries in the baking sheet that might give me cancer #ive also never used a baking sheet to make french fries im sry i just dont get to eat these in the states bc i love hating myself ? #ive been eating so much mayo i love peri peri omg … kewpie mayo …… im squatting

[the-trans-dragon]

Me using humor to disguise the fact that I am telling them how to do it correctly because customers can get so defensive if I point out they don’t know how to use their card’s new tap feature, and I kinda have to say something because they will get frustrated and start jousting at the reader with their card, and we just got new card-readers that actually work and I am not about to let someone break my brand-new easy-to-use card-reader just because they don’t want to admit that they have no idea how it works and need to be helped at least once to figure it out: “It’s more of a sit that a tap, haha.”

#my autism gets overly attached to tools. especially ones that are overlooked or damaged or need maitenece. #I maybe accidentally named one of our broken shopping carts Hamburger (cos hes smashed but he’s still okay-ish) and it’s #still referred to as Hamburger and when it goes missing people say ‘who fucking took hamburger again.’ #one time I found hamburger way in the very back of the warehouse (not with the Too Broken To Use carts; it was just left in the back with #some stuff in it someone forgot to put up) so on my lunch break I went and put up the stuff and then wheeled ol Hamburger all the #way to the back room where I kept it. I did use it! there’s always one or two shopping carts back there for moving product around. I just #had a peculiar one that I befriended and perhaps there was a time when my mental capacity to not quit was indeed held together only by Hamb #Hamburger’s rusty and squashed frame. #ANYWAYS. I love my card readers 🥺 I love the broken ones and the new ones. #the new ones have a very fatal flaw: older cards are a little thicker so they need a tiiiiny extra nudge to fully insert. and oh my god. #I have to walk on eggshells to explain that. because if i don’t explain they will decide to shove the card like they think it’s a carnival #game of ‘how hard can you push this? are you strong enough to win the stuffed cat for your girlfriend?’ #so far it works if I just…very…slowly…hover my hand over to their card…and very lightly nudge it. and then I make SURE to say. #‘I appreciate you being gentle with it #it’s new and actually works really well compared to our old ones and I don’t want someone to break it pushing too hard; so thank you.’ #and I’m so sympathetic to the card reader 😭 like DAMN. I couldn’t read your card either if you slapped it against my eyeball for half a sec #like it needs a moment to scan. like an eyeball. just set it in range and it will beep when it’s finished. it’ll take a full second or maybe #even two or three. but it’s going to take even longer if you start whacking your card on it and then give up and put the chip in and then it #has to show the errror message and then reset and then try to scan the chip and hopefully you found some patience for that otherwise you #took your card out already and are now staring at me like I’m an irresponsible Card Reader Handlef #for not properly training my equipment to work. #sorrrrrry for rambling!!! #sorenhoots #wait this is my post. not sorries.

[britneyshakespeare]

i was playing bullshit (the card game) with some of my brother’s friends at a halloween party at his house over the weekend and one of them said about me “she can give you puppy dog eyes and a death glare at the same time.” finally i feel like all of my hard work has been acknowledged.

#it's a delicate balance #one of them also said abt how i was calling jon 'jonny': 'that's cute. im gonna start calling you that.' #i was like 'he's my big bwuver that's why i call him jonny.' #'jon youre like almost a full year older than me. you were born in july 95 im february 96. youre my big brother now too jonny.' #i told my dad about that when i got home and i mentioned that guy by name #but i forgot my dad had worked w him before. he was obsessed w it.' #tales from diana #being a little sister isnt about how young you are it's about being adorable. duh

[crescentmp3]

sometimes i forget my parents are pretty well known ppl

#+ my grandpa on my moms side #sometimes i forget my dads been on the news countless times . sometimes i forget he used to be a journalist #and i forget my mom was an author with books that were approved to be put into highschools and had many sales #and i forget my grandpa was a professional artist whose drawings are in professional ( + medical ) books #and also that if you were to search their full names online they would show up beyond just their social accounts #no no . i forget i would ALSO be there #how terrifying 👍 #🌙rambling #i dont know sometimes i just realise my parents had a significant impact and im like ' oh ' in italics #edit : forgot to mention my grandpas drawings are also in historic books #other edit : oh and he was a comic artist :> #other fucking edit : HISTORY books NOT historic #my grandpa was NOT an ancient man

[bagofshinyrocks]

Government name vs Military callsign

Prompt: What scares them worse? Addressing them by their full government name, or addressing them by their military callsign?

Featuring: Task Force 141 (CoD: MW2) - John Price, Simon "Ghost" Riley, Kyle "Gaz" Garrick, Johnny "Soap" MacTavish (separately) x GN!Reader

Word Count: 0.9k

Warnings: none

John Price

Government name.

Calling him Captain or Skipper just ends with him sauntering to where ever you are and ask (in an obnoxiously self-satisfied voice) what you wanted. Like a cat pretending it can’t hear the urgency in your tone when you say to get off the counter.

“If you want me to ‘shake a leg’, call my name, luvie.”

Now if you holler “Jonathan Price”, he’ll drop something. Either the newspaper in his hands, or his heart into his stomach. He sure as hell moves his ass with a purpose, and he’s peering into the room with an apology on his lips.

“Yes, luv? What’s wrong, poppet?”

“Lift the other end of the couch, would you?”

He does, and you shimmy it further back in the room. “Anything else I can do, love o’ my life?” He’s hovering, and gently coaxing you into his arms. Gauging how mad you were at him. You curled into him and kissed his chin. Then stepped away with a pat to his chest.

“No, sweetheart, just wanted you to shake a leg is all.”

When he remembers your previous conversation, he groans and tells you to fuck off.

Simon Riley

Military callsign.

When you two are alone, and he’s already given you permission to call him Simon, don’t call him Ghost. When you say that word, he assumes one of his mates are at the door or on the phone, and goes from Simon to Ghost. Stalks into the room with narrowed eyes, only to find you in the kitchen. By yourself.

“Ghost, you want a sandwich too? Turkey and cheese.”

“Fuck you callin’ me that for?” 

Once he sees you’re alone, he swoops in and wraps around you like a hoodie. A firm kiss to your ear, then your cheek, then spun you around. Back pressed to the counter top. Settles his face right close to yours.

“We playin’ games now?” You didn’t want to upset him, so you pressed a kiss to his nose. His grumpy look faded a bit.

“Sorry, baby.” Arms wrapped carefully around his shoulders. And your fingers scratch his scalp. Another kiss to his nose. “I’m sorry for playing games with you. Simon Riley.”

Hearing his name on your lips finally cracked, and he gave you a smile. A little scar on the upper lip. You gave it a kiss, and then pressed a kiss to his lips. 

A quick surge forward, and you only just had time to shove aside the things behind you before you found yourself on the countertop.

Kyle Garrick

Government name.

He doesn’t mind being called Gaz, and you’ll use Kyle and Gaz interchangeably. Doesn’t even mind if you use “Kyle” or “honey” in front of his squadmates. Though “Kylie” he does have some displeasure with.

“I’ll have you know, Soap is still calling me Kylie, you asshole.”

Call him ‘Garrick’, and he knows that you are pretending to be mad at him. He slinks over and rubs his face against your cheek. He’s too cute for you to stay mad.

If you shout “Kyle Garrick”, he comes running. He could have sworn that he put his clothes in the hamper. And did the dishes. And taken out the recycling. Damn, what was it that he forgot?

“Kyle Ga-”

“Yes, dear!” Shit, he didn’t mean to ‘yes, dear’ you. “Yes, my dear, I’m right here.”

You pause your laundry folding and summon him with a crook of your finger. Once he’s close enough, you tap your lip with the same finger. “I need a kiss.”

He blinked once. Then twice. “God damn you.” He squishes your face in his hands and gave you a quick, firm kiss. “Don’t stress me out like that. Thought you were mad.”

“Give me another kiss, or I will be.”

He rapid fire kissed your mouth, chin, and cheeks, then gave you a smack on the ass before returning to the living room. 

“In my own fucking home,” he muttered.

John MacTavish

Military callsign.

He’s got some thick skin. And he’s had his name shouted angrily many a time. He would all but skip into the room with a big smile on his face. The only people who shouted that name (and wore out the scare-factor on it) were his family members. Shouting “John MacTavish” meant you loved him. You were also mad at him, but you loved him. That was more important. Even with your scowl and the gross pile of garbage he kept forgetting to take out. You loved him.

Now shouting his callsign reminded him of his superior officers.

“SOAP!”

Shit shit shit. He put down his beer and ran from the garage to the backyard. Leg brace over his sweats, low cut muscle shirt that you also wolf-whistle at when he wears. You were only weeding the garden boxes.

“JOHNNY!”

“I’m here, bonnie,” he hollered, rounding the corner. You were sitting in the dirt, a tidy pile of weeds and dead plant bits next to you.

“C’mere, c’mere.”

He leaned down next to you, hand on your shoulder and good knee on the ground. “Wassit?”

You pointed to the leaf in your hand. “A caterpillar, Johnny. An itsy-bitsy caterpillar.”

He sighed heavily and kissed your shoulder. “Bonnie, I thought something was wrong.”

“Hm?” You spared him a glance. “What are you talking about, bubba?”

“You called me Soap.”

“Did I? Didn’t mean to spook you, loverboy.” You gave him an apologetic kiss on the lips. “Just wanted you to see the caterpillar before he wiggled off.”

Posted: 2023 Dec 10

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[plumrat]

The horrors of life really are consuming me tonight

And I am being so incredibly brave about it

#I’m actually not #I’m not brave at all #there was a fucking bat in my living room #I named him dave #and while I tried to catch dave #I got a call back for a potential job #and I had to explain that I would call back once dave was safely freed #and THEN realized that I forgot that I had to leave for lunch in like five minutes #but there was a fucking bat in my living room bro I couldn’t just leave #don’t worry dave is okay #he’s outside now #I wish I could be like dave #anyways I was gonna go to bed but lightning struck beside the house #while I was looking out the window #all I saw was light and all I heard was death #and the floor vibrated #I full on thought I died right there #anyways #that’s about it #that’s where I’m at in life #and tomorrow shall be worse #and I’ll be a coward about it #but that’s okay because I don’t always need to be brave #as long as I survive its FINE #fucking dave #I wish him the best #Rant over