#i found this in my drafts

[she-posts-nerdy-stuff]

Just a reminder that when the worst things in their lives began:

Kaz was 9.

Wylan was 8.

Matthias was 12.

Inej was 14.

Nina was 16.

Zoya was 9.

Genya was 11.

Kuwei was 15.

Alina was 17.

#i found this in my drafts #apparently I felt like being heart breaking #grishaverse #leigh bardugo #six of crows #crooked kingdom #inej ghafa #nina zenik #kaz brekker #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #kanej #wesper #helnik #zoya nazyalensky #alina starkov #genya safin #genya kostyk #kuwei yul bo #shadow and bone #s&b netflix

[ninaps]

Just another day on the Enterprise.

#star trek #i found this in my drafts #it’s from ages ago #completely forgot about it #well here it is #have some spirk on your feed #i think i was going to add a panel with spock leaning over the control panel #subject of those dreamy eyes kirk is making #but you get the picture #we all know where he is looking at #space husbands #illustration #my art #art #artists on tumblr #kirk #spock #spirk #tos #spock/kirk #enterprise #fanart #spirk is canon #captain kirk #s'chn t'gai spock

[ghostreblogging]

DP x DC prompts : Danny distracting bruce

I'd feel like Danny would help his adopted brothers out so much! Idk if I'm self projecting but like he's arleady a gremlin and he would help the others be gremlins.

The batfam mess something up and they need a distraction, Danny is the perfect distraction. He is relatively new and has a clean record

For now

So it goes:

Dick the reason why something that could be used as an igniter was there with the bombs: We accidentally blew up the crime scene! We need to fix this before b find out!

Damian the reason it exploded( he was attacking Tim with dick's escrimas(is that how it's spelled: Yes it is true that father should be . . . kept unaware. Timothy it's your fault, figure it out.

Tim the victim™( nah not really he was the reason™ cuz he thought fit to taunt the demon brat): I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS. NOT MY FAULT THAT YOU DECIDED TO USE AN ELECTRIC TASER WITH EXPLOSIVES AROUND

Jason the reason why explosives were there: you know we could sweep this under the rug

Tim: HOW?!

Jason calling Danny: hey, do you think you can distract Bitch man?

So while the boys were cleaning up their mess Danny was distracting bruce.

#dp x dc #danny phantom #idk #i found this in my drafts #ghostreblogging

[localratwithcowboyhat]

She blackbox on my warrior

till I collapse with steven jonson syndrome on the er floor

#i found this in my drafts #i wrote this at approximately 1 am #will wood #wwattw #blackboxwarrior #yup #william woodiam #idk #ramblings

[imjusthella-gay]

movie theater date, except I'm fingering you under your skirt and shoving my fingers in your mouth to keep you quiet, all while demanding that you keep your eyes on the screen

#i found this in my drafts #i could swear i posted this before but guess not #txt post #mine #lesbian nsft #wlw nsft

[hugeegosorry]

My dealer: got some straight gas🔥😛this strain is called "House MD"😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd💯

me: yeah whatever. I don't feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude i swear i saw the ghost of your dead girlfriend

My buddy Wilson pacing: the patient is lying to us

#i think im funny #house md #in da house #gregory house #greg house #james wilson #tw drugs #amber volakis #tw hallucinations #uhh is that a thing? just in case #shitpost #i found this in my drafts #meme

[echo-stimmingrose]

Posiedon: *trying to be helpful* You know when I was you're age-

Percy: When you were my age you were being eaten by your father, shut up fish dinner I know what I'm doing.

#i found this in my drafts #percy jackson #posiedon pjo #incorrect percy jackson #percy jackson and the olympians

[feralfrey]

harley quinn: y’know i’m sick of dating people with red flags, so i’m thinkin’ i need some green in my life for a change

poison ivy: *walks by*

harley quinn: you’re green

poison ivy: yes? and?

#i found this in my drafts #harley quinn #harley x ivy #poison ivy #harlivy #dc comics

[anachronic-cobra]

🍽 royalserving Follow

O God everyone at this banquet is kissing His Majesty The King's boots, he's not gonna fuck thee

🤡 jesterihardlyknowher Follow

OUT OF MINE WAY GAYBOY

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Stokcs

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🔮 nostradamus Follow

Cleansing thine hands and avoiding contact with your peers will slow the spread of the Black Death! I beg of thee, understand this

🐦‍⬛doctorbeaky Follow

Lmao this peasant thinks he knows the body's humors better than modern science! Fool, be away with your witchcraft and let we doctors remove the tainted blood as we have for decades

🙈 pissantpeasant Follow

Imagine thinking thou knoweth more than those who have studied medicine

🔮 nostradamus Follow

@doctorbeaky never studied medicine, they were posting about their fruit stand going bankrupt only yesteryear

🫁 miasmatic Follow

And? He's still a doctor. Go jump into a lake if thee loveth cleanliness so.

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sirlanceacock-deactivated15320215

His Majesty The King has bestowed upon me the honor of slaying a beast to save the princess of our neighbor kingdom

sirlanceacock-deactivated15320215

...tbh this dragon is kinda fair actually

sirlanceacock-deactivated15320215

Forget the princess I'm boutta get lanced myself 👀

🐉dragonbone25 Follow

Rip to the greatest hero of all the land 🫡😔

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#from the desk of anachron #i found this in my drafts

[dollsinvogue]

Robin Sterling fashion board

#i found this in my drafts #fashion parallels #rainbow high #dollblr #doll fashion #doll collector #fashion dolls #robin sterling

[jurdanhell]

cardan: hostage or not

cardan: sometimes it’s nice to be held

#i was thinking tcp but honestly #literally fucking anywhere in the series #jurdan #jude duarte #cardan greenbriar #tfota #the cruel prince #the folk of the air #the wicked king #jude x cardan #i found this in my drafts #tcp #the queen of nothing #qon #twk #tqon #queen of nothing #cardan x jude #jude duarte x cardan greenbriar #cardan greenbriar x jude duarte #honestly i need to clear that shit out its hundreds of posts that are dumb as shit like this #i think some of yall would enjoy it tbh

[curlyhairedintrovertsworld]

what if i ship these people as friends, then what fuckers. what if i ship them as enemies because i made up a scenario in my head, then what? you gonna be a coward about it??? what if i ship these people as this person loves romantically, and this person loves in this is my forever friend with tax benefits??? what if i ship these people in they live together because they just seem like they would be the good roommates??? what if i shipped them in the most unromantic unspecified multilayered queer way possible??? what if what if what if what if- i'll fucking do it

#i found this in my drafts #the last thing i posted was a ship post so this is ironic but you know how it is #angel speaks #ship #ships #ship culture #queer #ace #aro #aroace #i think i was angry when i wrote this #but it still stands #aromantic #aromantism #aspec #loveless #platonic #aplatonic #queer platonic #shipping #media consumption #rant #my rants

[awoogaslashers]

#pinterest memes #slasher memes #slashers #meme #scream 1996 #scream #billy loomis #idk what to tag this as #stu macher #michael myers #jason vorhees imagine #freddy krueger #:3 heehee #hee hee hoo hoo #slasher movies #stab stab #i found a ‘modern day treasure’ when i took out money from the bank #i found the viral ‘glitz & glam’ 30 piece beauty tool set for just $30 and my shopping trick paid off #i found this in my drafts #i found canadian nickel in a $2 junk bin #i found a ‘hollywood’ chair at the thrift store for $25 – after my ‘magic’ tricks and staging it sold for 8x more #i found a $4 pair of jeans at the thrift store that sold for 22x more after a bidding war because of the tags on it #i found coins stashed in my walls during a demo #i found the secret menu at mcdonald’s and got a pound of beef for $8.78 – it’s great if you’re on a budget #i found the viral lip mask everyone is calling ‘greatest on the market’ at sephora – but it’s only $18 on amazon now #i’m so tired #i am going insane

[hoss-bonaventure]

i want to expand on this post just cause i can.

so much of gus and jesse’s relationship is played as an affair. this is only because it makes walt’s anger about their dynamic feel more jilted, like a lover. when he confronts jesse about the two of them having dinner he uses language an excusatory husband would use if he caught his spouse cheating such as “tell me you weren’t as his house last night?” it’s very clearly written as jesse being disloyal to walt and their partnership. now the audience knows that’s just simply not true with jesse literally saying “if you kill mr. white, you’re going to have to kill me too” when he thinks gus is suggesting killing him. he’s devoted to mr. white throughly. even when he’s being shoved into these new situations by mike and gus, there’s never a moment where he thinks about abandoning him. he’s still in the back of his mind through everything, and every character knows this except for walt. that’s what makes most of the build-up leading to gus’s death so ironic. to walt, gus is the other woman who needs to be killed for fraternizing with what’s “his”. in reality, it’s his own brutality and sadistic behavior that is putting a wedge between him and jesse. 

it’s very reminiscent of walt finding out about skyler’s affair with ted. he lashes out and throws a tantrum but he never stops for a second and asks why it happened. he never comes to the conclusion that his actions are what’s driving skyler into another’s arms. he plots to get revenge on ted, but it’s never more serious than toxic masculine how-dare-you-sleep-with-my-wife bullshit. he wants to kill him, i don’t doubt that, but he can’t. how can he? killing, torturing, and all that depravity belongs in the “heisenberg” part of his life. he cannot touch ted because he is as mundane as the life he is fronting. 

now, i will admit, the skyler affair storyline and jesse’s so-called adultery are really not that similar at all. like i said, jesse is not betraying anyone--he is still fiercely dedicated to mr. white. his unfaithfulness is only interpreted as much by walt himself, and it’s walt’s delusions drive him away in the first place. skyler cheats as a means of revenge, as a way to take back some autonomy that walt had stripped her of. however, it’s the way that walt handles these individual perfidies that’s so captivating to me. when deciding what to do with gus, he immediately decides he needs to kill him. this was his plan prior, but now it’s more dire. jesse is gone. he needs to kill two birds with one stone: win back jesse and kill gus. more importantly, he needs to show jesse that him killing gus was something he did for the both of them. so thus he embarks on this convoluted, deplorable, fucked-up scheme. and hey! it works. he successfully manipulates jesse once again, implanting in his brain that no one will have your best interests at heart but me. “gus had to go” and jesse has to agree because this pseudo-son is dying and mr. white is right there and he saved him right? he saved brock and he saved jesse and it doesn’t matter that their love has a body count. their reunion is so impactful because they’re like magnets in a way. the connection they share is so strong that it doesn’t matter how hard they fight or run away, they will cling to each other once more. but what’s devastating this time around is that jesse doesn’t have a leg to stand on with mr. white anymore. he almost fucking killed him and it turns out the “real” mastermind was gus all along. so he offers his submission as an apology, when mr. white holds out his hand he takes it because this is how he can say he’s sorry. and walt? how could he not fall in love all over again. he has jesse, freshly martyred and in his arms once again. 

#i found this in my drafts #tbh i cooked #i miss being able to watch breaking bad without crying #now i can't look at jesse's baby blues without fucking sobbing up a storm #takes me 2 days now to finish one episode #waltjesse #walter white #jesse pinkman #brba #Breaking Bad #Aaron Paul #bryan cranston

[naboosands]

Everyone say thank you to Dave Filoni for giving us Plo in this outfit

#I found this in my drafts #plo koon #plo koon art #star wars #sw fanart #tcw #star wars the clone wars #tcw fanart #myart

[s1xseasonsandamov1e]

you may be doomed by the narrative but i'm not. i'm sleeping with the narrative so i get special treatment

#idk #i found this in my drafts