#i friggin.FORGOT.TO.DRAW.THEIR.WEDDING.RINGS.AGAIN.

[blinkpen]

man. remember early in the pandemic, shortly into the telework phase, when a lot of women started vocalizing "wow, i didnt realize just how much time, energy, and even money i was wasting on dolling myself up for work every damn morning, until i didn't have to do it anymore. i don't think i'll go back to doing that when we return to the office? i won’t be a slob or anything, of course, i’m just not going to go out of my way to look pretty at work"  and then,

so many people proceeded to lose every last crumb of their shit about it, writing the most asinine crybaby articles ever where they were just. utterly horrified by the possibility that more and more women might become comfortable looking natural/plain and completely opting out of the expectation to look as appealing as possible at all times, even when all they’re doing is spending all day in a cubicle. that was bonkers. lmao.

#sporadic warbling #the fact a lot of them were like 'i've become more comfortable with how i look as-is during lockdown bc i was seeing my- #normal un-makeup'd face in the mirror so much more often and now im not as anxious about being seen without it' #and people were acting like this was a bad thing #wild

[birds-and-friends]

Full Video: Riekko mukana hiihtoreissulla, Tolkuton Willow ptarmigan included in ski trip

#sorry if the translation is clunky i just google translated it #animals #birds #grouse #ptarmigan #willow ptarmigan #wildlife #video #op

[carouselcometh]

We have asked girl for help countless times, now it is the time we offer her our help

#Also I just realized since I don’t use the app and never will and I exclusively use tumblr through the web app on my phone I’m fine I think

[neil-gaiman]

That Ben Affleck was Adele all this time has left me amazed. Truly his greatest role.

#I was completely fooled

[gingerhastoomanyobsessions]

this was funnier in my head

#Spider-man #Peter Parker #MJ watson #otto octavius #I was watching this clip and this meme sprung unbidden into my thoughts

[intosnarkness]

legit the best advice i can give you: feed your friends

any time someone is in any kind of crisis or upheaval, offer to feed them. tell them they don't have to choose what it is if they can't make decisions, just ask about allergies and preferences and tell them you're just gonna make food happen at their house.

friend having a baby? delivery gift certificate to order food to the hospital after the kid shows up.

someone's relative passes away? offer to make them dinner.

buddy gets laid off? ask if you can order them lunch.

pal stuck in a depressive episode? offer to drive them to fucking mcdonalds, if that's what they want.

people in crisis are tired and sad and angry and the last thing most of them are doing is thinking about feeding themselves. so if you have the ability or time or money, providing that is always, always a good move.

legit i do this all the time, and it is 100% always appreciated. i have taught all my friends that when something happens, we feed each other. it makes people feel extremely cared for, and I cannot recommend it enough.

#i can think of at least three people who I'm mutuals with on tumblr who I have fed in times of need #and who have fed me back

[powdermelonkeg]

So my roommate doesn’t like swears. They make her uncomfortable, so when I send her memes, I do my best to censor out any swears in them so she can enjoy them as much as I do.

I was trying to send her this meme

So I went to censor it into the final form in MS paint

Simple process, just set the secondary color to black

Highlight

And cut

Then copy and paste edited meme.

Which I did.

Except.

I forgot to copy the whole meme

So my roommate, whom I love dearly, just got a notification on her phone that only said

#roommate shenanigans #i. am torn between apologies and laughing right now #swearing tw

[fxa]

#i did not create this. i got it from reddit. the source link has been right there in plain sight since the day i reposted it here. #also i didn't think this would get notes so i didn't add alt text until later... so the op has alt text but not the popular chain. sorry #id in alt #100k #10k #1k #100 #blazed #brba #bluh

[chitaquagirl]

may we all continue to be strange and off-putting little freaks in 2022 <3

#i know i will!! #pers

[birdloaf]

i had a spongebob dream the other night

#those are my friends at the end they showed up for the occasion #a... #art tag #edit: i never saw the third one from patrick sorry

[gaybichon]

my client just said "there's bigger fish to fight" which is objectively a much better idiom

#she was like i don't think that's the right word #and i'm like well it is now

[quiteaquoteboard]

(source)

#lol #funny #funny quotes #not mine #in which i am janet

[shubbabang]

#Shubbaart #Comic #lol #planes #i hate turbulence so much

[homosexual-having-tea]

Things That Happened In 2021 That Dont Feel Like They Did

Prince Phillip kickin' it

That shit in the Capitol that just like never got mentioned again?

Wandavision finale

The big-ass blizzard that hit Texas

Kardashian-West divorce

Grimes-Musk breakup

Trump got his dumb ass banned from every imaginable social media out there

Apparently there was a Super Bowl this year???

Rush Limbaugh kicked the bucket and the world collectively celebrated with dancing crabs

Harry and Meghan dishing the shit on the royal family

The Boat In The Suez Canal

Republicans refusing to take the vaccine but eating horse meds for some fucking reason

The Bernie Sanders In A Chair meme

Sea shanties took over TikTok

The Redditors and the GameStop stock, god bless

#in honor of the post like this for 2020. goddamn these past two years have wrecked my shit. i forgot like half of this even happened- #meme

[kenobihater]

st. george and the dragon (1908-9) - briton rivière / the vigil (1884) - john pettie / vanitas still-life (1705) - evert collier / david garrick as richard iii (1745) - william hogarth / micro sff stories tweet

#len's edits #fantasy edits #history edits #dragons #kings #knights #richard iii #micro fiction #fantasy #fantasy stories #i simply HAD to make an edit for one of my fave tweets! #actually really proud of this one :^) #art #web weaving #parallels

[solardrake]

greeble neeble gomble womp?? e mfucking worgle smeet huga dorble!!!!

#i only got 2 hour a sleep #hegurgurk sleeps #i'll just put whatever on here