#i fucking hate it here lads :)

[aarafox]

God I am furious

I literally can’t get excited for shows and their sequels anymore bc I can’t trust that the stories will get finished properly in the first place. So many shows with so much incredible queer rep that got cancelled and weren’t able to conclude their full stories and either had to let it go or wrap it up with rushed seasons or specials. I’m talking Sense8, The Owl House, Julie and the Phantoms, Love Victor, Anne with an E, Atlantis and so many INCREDIBLE shows that never got to tell their full story and it’s MADDENING

And I hate that it’s now happened to OFMD too, such a wonderful series with a great cast, fantastic story, groundbreaking rep, awesome reviews and it STILL gets cancelled. Litterally no show is fucking safe unless it’s mainstream or made by a Big Ass Corporation that can just survive about anything

I’m so done with this

#have I lost faith in streaming services treating their shows right? yes. yes I fucking have #signing off lads good night #also feel free to add on to the list of cancelled shows bc I’m pretty sure I forgot many #at least b99 and lucifer got picked up but I still hate that it didn’t happen to the shows I mentioned here #please let ofmd survive #ofmd #our flag means death #gentlebeard #save ofmd #renew as a crew #be a lighthouse #and the other tags I forgot #sighs

[citricacidprince]

Headcanoning Rise!Donatello and 2012!Raphael as autistic is actually something that can so personal

#Listen; Raph lashing out all the time cause hes overstimulated and was never taught in a way that worked for him a health coping mechanism #is something that racks my brain all the time. like; Splinter loves them of course; but of course his way of dealing with anger #wouldnt work for Raph since its not made for a touch sensitive constantly overstimulated lad #sorry its 3am and ive had this headcanon for years and i didnt know some people also headcanoned it so it brings me joy #i also got suddenly angry at the 2012!TMNT bashing (specifically the brothers minus Mikey bashing (tho its mostly Raph)) #and i got so mad i thought about my autistic raph headcanon until i felt better lol #*begging on my knees* please for the love of god can more people make Rise!TMNT & 2012!TMNT crossovers where either #A) The boys dont fucking hate each other or B) Raph isnt a fucking jackass please please im asking oh so nicely #i would also cry just seeing autistic rise!donnie and 2012!raph interacting and actually getting along; better yet #donnie helping raph find out hes autistic and getting some good coping mechanisms into that boy cause that brings my heart joy 💛 #anywho im done thanks for listening to my 3AM ted talk ill be here all week 💛 #teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt #tmnt headcanons #tmnt 2012 #2012 teenage mutant ninja turtles #2012 tmnt #tmnt 2018 #2018 tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt #rottmnt headcanons #2012 tmnt headcanons #autistic donatello #autistic raphael #autistic donnie #prince rambles in this chilies tonight

[smol-tired-binch-blog]

He is like an angel to me <3

#akira nishikiyama #every time i see a gifset of this scene and it's THIS quick moment JUST before he slicks his hair back THIS to me is his pinnacle of beauty #look at my beautiful bloodstained koi. succumbing to the darkness but honestly he held out longer than i would so we gotta respect that #also Matsushige. my guy. my dude. why did you think talking shit to a guy JUST after his sister died was a good idea. ya shoulda run #but also thank fuck ya didnt cause i fucking hated ya and im glad pretty koi her fucking gutted ya. absolutely eviscerated. like goddamn #this rewired something in my brain lads #cw blood #almost forgot that bit lol. also the other day i posted this pic and caption in a Discord server im in #yknow with the intention of basically swooning over him because yeah im in love with him right. and one person responded to me #and props to her she was reacting like. properly i suppose? like 'oh it's so sad what happened to him #when it all came crashing down </3' but im here like 'yes the scene is VERY tragic and rips my heart out but thats NOT what im doing here #today lmaooo' i am happy to focus on the tragedy of his character and often do #but right NOW i am trying to sexualize a man covered in the blood of his enemy as his psyche shatters so like <3 #theres probably nicer pics of this bit but i dont have them on hand. i might start a 'pretty Nishiki pics' folder on my phone too

[hella1975]

“morning everyone” there are three of us here

#I HATE SEMINARS BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU #i didnt even want to come now you’re telling me no one else did? FOR SHAME #oh fucking hell now some stragglers are here and this lad has sat on my table THERE ARE SO MANY OTHER TABLES #WHAT PART OF ME IS APPROACHABLE TO YOU #hella goes to uni

[bestial4ngel]

Man, I sure love shows about the hopeless future of the earth in the face of capitalism and climate change (<- me when I fucking lie)

#guess who watched the first two episodes of extrapolations #normally it’s just the dread/deep anxiety that hits hard with this shit but this time I got the sobbing and feeling hopeless effect too! #so that’s nice! #shit like this literally makes me not want to live here anymore like I usually survive on the little things. yk like those tumblr posts- #about little joys in life or like idk human kindness or something but shit like that always hits those things like a wrecking ball #suddenly makes it feel like no amount of everyday kindness could ever even hope to outweigh the fucking evil shit humans do to each other #and the world at large #luckily the attitude never lasts because frankly its not survivable long or short term for me #but anyways yikes! I kinda fuckin deeply hate humans! #(for the next ~24 hrs) #the grief + rage is immense with this ones lads. would not recommend. #extrapolations #extrapolations apple tv #my sister wanted to watch this show and I regret agreeing to it #idk about you guys but I’m spending my christmas eve sobbing in the bathroom about beautiful creatures going extinct and humanity— #/the systems being too fucking greedy to give a shit about lives lost and climate refugees and people dying from war or poverty etc. …. #me talking

[wilhelmloverera]

@rondoolie0324 don't be sorry at all!!! I'm so glad someone wants to hear my thoughts cause I have Many!

Especially about Marcus.

At first I was very middle of the road with Marcus - I didn't want to hate him because he was simply being Simon's rebound because that's not his fault! But that was because I didn't care about spoilers and actually while many were saying that the live triangle wouldn't happen, or that it was lazy, on my other account I said how I actually didn't hate the idea all that much considering how good the writing for it would be. I KNEW Marcus was a love interest for Simon. Knowing this fact made it easier to see him as a neutral character hence why I think my now hatred of him isn't unjustified.

He's no August, but his actions were still bad on a personal level. He was completely manipulative when he pulled out the dad card, also when he said Simon didn't want to ruin a beautiful thing despite Simon telling him that he wasn't ready for something serious. I feel no empathy or sympathy for him like i may have done had he not forced the nature of the relationship

Now, the wording is important because he didn't force Simon to seek him out, but he manipulated Simon to stay there and to enter a dynamic that he said he wasn't ready for. And then Marcus got upset for Simon acting in the "wrong way" for a relationship (kissing Wilhelm + i think sleeping with Wilhelm by the time Simon fully called it off for good) despite Simon not even wanting to be in an actual relationship.

To me, Marcus was emotionally manipulative, used Micke against Simon, and used Wille and the s3xtape to bolster himself up whenever Simon tried to end things. It's also ironic because Marcus didn't even realise that him not being like Wilhelm was why Simon didn't want him. And even if he was, Simon was in love with Wilhelm, even if he sort of wished he wasn't, so chatting shit and trying to make himself seem better definitely didn't help Marcus' case. If he had listened to Simon then maybe he would have been able to see that Simon was still hung up over Wille.

I haven't seen many people talk about this either, but I really hated how Marcus used Wille's prince status against Simon. He really used the fact that Wilhelm was the Crown Prince and alluded that was (at least partly) what drew Simon to him - like some sort of gold digger or drama lover. As if Simon isn't an anti-monarchist who can blame all that went down (following the sex tape leak) on Wille's royal title.

All in all, I really despise Marcus for all he put onto Simon before insulting him and trying to make it seem just because he was at Hillerska that he didn't face anything negative from the rich people there (which we know isn't true). He was belittled and seen as an other due to his class and this mf who knew him for ??? A few weeks??? Thinks he gets to call Simon out? I hate him

And then!! The things he could call Simon out on (like having something going on with Wille while Sircus were "together"), i still can't say he has a right to do since Simon tried to say he didn't want anything serious

All in all, Marcus was emotionally manipulative and wanted to get his way - either he simply wanted to sleep with Simon and thats it, or he saw it as a pride thing and the fact that Wilhelm was chosen over him was the worst. Maybe he was written this way to show the incompatibility with Simon, but it just comes off manipulative.

Wilmon had their miscommunications and only at the end of S2 did they finally see things from the others POV, realising their love meant needing sacrifices on both sides (a maturing yet still exploring kind of love), but we have a direct juxtaposition between Marcus and Wilhelm when it comes to Simon's emotions this season when Wille tells Simon of August being his back up. Wille was honest, said no he didn't tell him so Simon didn't go to the police, saying Simon had to do what he had to do, but Wille needed to communicate and be open about his feelings (something Simon wanted from him). He said this in front of Rosh and Ayub - he didn't híde them away from everyone when he could have (another thing that Simon talks during their locker room argument is being open and not secretive). And then he left, expecting nothing of Simon and letting him do what he needed. It was only when Simon could get in trouble that Wilhelm chased Simon down to stop him.

Wille was flawed in s1, so was Simon, but while they may have fought they never manipulated one another it was just miscommunication because so much was happening all at once. Marcus simply ignored Simon's wants for his own gain, including the very nature of their "relationship".

#i was middle of the road until i sircus had those convos #like the fact that simon zones out / freezes is purely because he was uncomfortable because he was in love with wille #not because of Marcus' attitude likely - maybe simon didnt even notice the manipulatioj all that well or didnt think of it as a big deal #so thats why i didn't include that here bbut yes hes toxic as all fuck imo #he does it more than once too #like simon isnt really his own person #thabk you for asking #young royals #young royals spoilers #young royals season 2 spoilers #young royals marcus #sorry lads eho liked him hes cute #and his actor seems so sweet but i hate marcus

[leatherbookmark]

ootd features the words "black dress" in its lyrics and people are like oh! this is a reference to another group's song, "black dress"!

i'm unwell.

#shrimp thoughts #also 'you people just Don't Understand' part 2: apparently there will be Part Two. just like with gee idle's allergy and queen/card #which. lol. apparently 'when allergy came out people were shocked because the it was basically 'if you're ugly tough shit just get a #surgery' but once queen/card came out everything was clear!' and like. how was it clear. what was clear. #one song is 'boo hoo i'm so ugly i hate looking at myself in the mirror and no one likes me i should get plastic surgery' #and the other is like 'ya hoo i'm so hot and sexy i'm like these two western celebrities!!!! i'm so cool i'm twerking on the runway' #kp/op kinda sucks balls in that it's like.... musical equivalent of tjlc crossed with marvel. it's basic ass pop made to sell except with a #faux deep garnish. and sometimes the garnish stands on its own! like if you take guerrilla it's clear that there's actually no deeper or #more detailed philosophy behind it. it's not really n.o where the 'rebellion' was actually supposed to be against something concrete #it's like. we want to feel! we don't want... not to feel! but the sound and visuals are strong enough that you don't mind it #like fuck yeah the lads are staging a revolution now! and now they're outlaws in a western! sort of! and now it's alice in wonderland! #but v often the companies actively make use of the fact that kp/op stans will obsessively look for Depth and Serious Themes in their #cultural reset slaying sotys. a girl looks at a butterfly? oh the song is about having an identity crisis like in that one poem about a guy #dreaming about being a butterfly. it's actually very deep and you can see it was all planned because there was a little butterfly icon #above the tracklist. and the fans get so attached to their headcanons theories and interpretations that they don't stop for a second #to check if there was anything in the 'text' in the first place #remember that one magritte post? this is also how kp/op stans interpret things. she wears a blue dress here and blue is the color of summer #and summer is when you have holidays and don't have to go to school! so by this blue dress she's trying to say that you should love #yourself and strive to be the best version of yourself by embracing your hobbies and extracurricular interests. this is so genius 😭

[gachaparadise]

never mind everything nice i said earlier, fuck this stupid baka game. I got ANOTHER Asta dupe, ANOTHER weapon only pull and Clara as my starter 5 star. miserable. desolate. unplayable.

#i had a 1 in 7 chance of getting the character i actually hated and well! i beat the odds i guess! #yipeeee #i got Arlan to but he's a character who exchanges hp for damage and i don't like character that do that so i'm never using him #Sampo... my dear Sampo.. why have thou forsaken me. My brother got him and I didn't. I hate it here. #i'm so fucking mad lmao. bad start lads #no more starrail today methinks. #game: honkai sr

[mishkakagehishka]

Hiya Korka! I hope this doesn't come as a weird question; but how long have you been studying Japanese? And what made you want to learn? I like hearing you talk about your studies and languages so I thought I'd ask ^-^

Whew... okay, so here's the thing, it's been long enough that it's a bit embarrassing that I'm not fluent yet, I'll start with that HDBDBDBDB

I get the "when did you start" question often and I always feel bad to say "I genuinely don't remember" so, for you, I went to dig out my certificates. I started taking classes in 2015😭 Since then, I've been taking them every year until this one, actually! I reckoned, being a senior would drain a lot of my free time, so I ended up not going this year </3 which is, incidentally, why I downloaded enstars and twst last summer. It started as "Well, it's one way to make sure my Japanese doesn't rust" and here we are now, a fandom blog. If i never started studying it those seven years ago, i likely wouldn't have known ab the womb war, and i can't decide if that'd be a good or bad thing.

As for why I wanted to start studying, not to brag (totally to brag, it's my only profitable talent, sorry), I have a bit of a [hair swish] talent for languages. That goes hand-in-hand with a love of languages. So I was an 11yo who was just shown anime (WORST event of my life would not recommend /lh) and I thought to myself "Ayo, this language fucks" and God bless the internet, tried to find resources on it on my own after a while. Taught myself hiragana and katakana and grammar basics (and I mean basics-basics, like, present tense and sentence structure "this is a pen" basics) using different blogs and websites. Managed to convince my mother to let me take classes (which wasn't that hard, thanks to my independent studying, she decided I was serious enough about it, and we're a family that believes in quot linguas calles tot homines vales. Even not counting my actual school, I was always in some additional foreign language classes GDBDBDBSB) and here we are.

Don't worry ab weird questions, anyway HDBDHDJ unless they're like, rude, or way too personal, I'd be fine answering them👍

#in nine cases out of ten my motivation for studying a language is ''this language sounds cool as fuck - i'm in'' #the tenth case are Italian (mother forced me to sign up for it in school bc ''it's free anyway!'') and English #the story behind English is funny and deserves a separate tag. i was in kindergarden. i hated naps. the only alternative was English class #and here we are now. butterfly effect at its best lads if i was normal ab naps as a 5yo i would not be here rn Hdhdhdjs #altho who knows. i do remember the teachers calling me a prodigy back then too. and i remember that bc my parents bring it up every once in #a while which is sooooooo lame like i was six. i have more recent achievements #asks

[shoeshineyboy]

‘;pisuaydoujkl;vvvvdfissssssssssxu8 0af

#i miss my friend lads #i was meant to go see him abroad but now i can't because i live in this shithole hell country that i can't afford to leave #so it's like!!!! i had something to look forward to while we're not rlly able to talk!!! and now i do Not have that!!! #i have a week off that i really wanna cancel instead!!! #yelling into the void that i am terrified things are gonna be irreparable because even though Nothing Bad Happened #i am unfortunately fucking insane and am catastrophising #the good news is i think i can fit botox in with my travel budget #and yes. it is a running theme with me that i consider cosmetic surgery when i'm emotionally distressed #this is insane. i am aware. i also remembered that i need to text my therapist back #ultimately. the issue is. i wasn't born rich. like 100% #i have had to work for everything i've got and that's basically nothing #maybe i am fucking sick of working for everything while other people get everything handed to them #i never watched gravity falls but that 'cheating at life' quote i saw on here earlier. yeah #sometimes i wonder why the fuck i work at all. i'm not working to get good things for myself i'm working to stay alive #and lads i am pretty fucking neutral with regards to that right now so WHAT is the point #shitting fuck #to clarify: that is related to living here right now #it's nearly half a tank of fuel to get to my parents' house #i have to fill up once a week that's almost £400 per MONTH #i fucking hate this country i hate how expensive everything is i hate how no one gives enough of a shit to act #i would LOVE to protest. but you can get arrested for that. and if i don't work i can't pay rent. i need my job #and rich people don't give a shit. we're just NPCs to them #and yes to clarify i live somewhere where peaceful protest is basically illegal :) #they passed that a few months back. police and fucking whatever bill

[ribbonbonny]

Tier list for only pokemas original outfits. Theyre ranked within tiers too!

Klefki+Shauna and Gardevoir+Wallay are on here twice, mainly because I prefer their EX colors by such a great amount it felt like an injustice not to include them because they're in wildly different tiers compared to their ogs lol.

#newest datamined units arent in here but uhh #both holiday seasonals go in just okay. i wish i could rank them higher since its viola and sycamore!! but alas #nate is a high good tier #rosa is in mid best of the best #just after tapu lele. but before togetic elesa #this is based JUST on the outfits btw #i hate steven deoxys and steven mega ray as units because of what they represented storywise in the game #but i sadly cant deny theyre drippy. sad #and on the other side i fucking wish there was a diantha unit ranked higher then just okay but they keep doing so little for that poor lad #ribbon plays pokemas

[alwaysshallow]

boys trying to survive nnn with their partner (141 + los vaqueros + könig x f!reader)

a/n: if it wasn't for @blissful-bunny, there wouldn't be nnn. LMAOOO i hope y'all will enjoy, it's my first time doing something like this... and i think i don't hate it as i did before!

mdni, as always. nsfw below + keegan's version here

Simon "Ghost" Riley

Being around Ghost durning this time is funny, to say the least. You know about this bet from Gaz, when you invited the whole Task Force 141 for dinner. There wasn't much of a reaction from you, just a nod and a hum that's interesting to hear that. Nothing more, until your boyfriend's friends went home, and you stayed with him, washing dishes.

"You think you're gonna last?" you ask, and you pretty much can't stop yourself from laughing when he gives you a side eye.

"'s just a month." he grumbles, and you know, you somehow irritated him. Or, the bet did, you're not really sure. "Been through worse."

Theoretically, it is true. He's military, he has seen things that you won't ever see, something so stupid like this challenge shouldn't be something hard to do.

Practically? Practically, he takes every fucking chance to get closer to you. You're making breakfast, showering, washing the dishes? He's gonna be right behind you. It's not surprising at first, he liked to be near you always, but it has a malicious intent to it, when he drags his clothed cock up and down your ass, grunting right into your ear. He gets you worked up, and you're pretty sure he's gonna lose, but he stops right before he cums.

You can't really decide if it's funny or sad to see him like this. It's his pained expression that he gives when he bites on his lower lip, grumbling something about watching you touching yourself, so it will be better. You can't really say no to a man starved, so you put out a show for him, thinking how so much better his fingers would be in your pussy.

If it would depend on you, you'd kneel and relieve him, but what can you do, when he has this ridiculous challenge of his?

He breaks after two days, when he sees you in your shared gym, exercising. It's unexpected, when he puts down dumbbells you were working with, doing squats; you want to ask what's wrong, but when he lifts you up, your back hitting the wall, you just know. You even forgive him when he doesn't prep you enough, and he just thrusts into you without much thinking of it, his balls heavy.

You know you won't leave this gym for a long time.

Kyle "Gaz" Garrick

"You're participating in what?"

To say it was weird, was one thing. To say that Kyle does it, was even weirder, especially that he was straight from two months of deployment. Needy. You knew it, as you were with him almost three years by now, he had always spent hours in bed with you because he missed you like a madman. These two months were pretty much the longest you've been separated with him, so, you can imagine your surprise, when you learned about the challenge, when you two were cleaning your apartment. He was touching you every now and then, giving you little kisses, and now he was talking about something like this.

"I'm—"

"—No, I heard you" you chuckled, shaking your head. "I'm like… trying to understand who convinced you to do so."

"Bet with Soap. Lad thinks 'm not gonna last with you." he murmurs, and you just know that this motherfucker made this as a personal challenge. So, you just nod your head, to Kyle's surprise on his pretty face. "That's… all you're gonna say?"

"What else I'm supposed to say?" you raise your eyebrow, amused. "That I feel sorry for you, this will do?"

"That ain't funny."

"It is, kind of funny." you grin, as you kiss his forehead, at which he closes his eyes, so you repeat kissing his forehead a few times. "I'm gonna support you in this, yeah? So it's gonna be easier."

It wasn't easier. You could see that he glances at you every now and then, when you are doing domestic things around the house, giving him little, encouraging smiles. Little do you know that Kyle's bulge is growing larger and larger every time he looks at you.

Gaz is pretty calm, at least until he sees you in his t-shirt (that is way too big for you) and just panties underneath, sitting right beside him with a bowl of popcorn. You two planned to watch a movie, but your boyfriend quickly brushes it off, as his hand wanders under the hem of your panties.

"Kyle, you—"

"I know." he almost growls, as he puts you on his lap.

The moment he feels your wetness, he's a gone man; he makes you ride him, and the challenge is just a fading memory, when his lips attack yours.

John "Soap" MacTavish

Soap is absolutely offended when everyone in Task Force 141 tells him he's gonna lose the challenge. He can't shut up about it for an hour straight, as he lays with his head on your lap, telling you something about celibacy and being true lover, not some "horny arse like the others". You listen to it with a small, amused smile on your lips because as much as you love your boyfriend, everyone is right about it.

He's not gonna last, and he knows it personally too, but you say nothing about it. You just listen to Johnny's ramblings, until his eyes are on you, observing your reaction so casually.

"What do ya think? 'm gonna beat it? Be the best?" he tilts his head like a puppy, squinting his eyes. It's an icy ground you're standing on right now.

"I think… it's gonna be hard." you answer; slowly, reluctantly. It's not something that he wants to hear though, as he groans, shaking his head with displeasure. "What? You asked!"

"I ken it's gonna be hard. 'm askin', if 'm gonna beat it" he emphasizes his last words, and you can feel he barely holds himself from rolling his eyes.

"…well, baby, as much as I have faith in you in other things…"

It's not a good answer for him, nor for a challenge, considering that you end up getting fucked by him – it's some kind of punishment, he tells you, when he folds you in half. He tells you that he also didn't lose the challenge, technically, as you had sex November 1st , at 3 a.m. You nod, hesitantly, so you could go to sleep without causing him to ramble about it again; you are exhausted.

It takes him three days of fucking you in various places to finally come into the conclusion that the challenge isn't for him. Three days of promising and hearing him whining that it's gonna be 'st the tip, baby, to feel you good.

"Good that you've figured that out." you say with a small smile, in restaurant's bathroom, his forehead against yours, as his cock is still buried deep inside you.

"Lasted longer than lads. Sure of that."

John Price

You want to think of your husband highly, when you hear of this stupid thingy. The authority, someone that leads the Task Force 141, setting the example for his younger proteges with his willpower. Someone who actually cares about engaging in challenges, even if they're stupid, even if he shouldn't even look at something like this.

Yet, you know John, you're married to him, for God's sake – and you know his sex drive. When this man is home, nothing and no one stops him from getting what he wants, and that's on you. In your mind, there's a core memory of him saying that he absolutely loves your pussy, multiple times.

So it's not a surprise that he doesn't participate in this challenge. It's not a surprise when he babbles about having kids with you while he fucks you wherever he can; kitchen counter, under the shower, your couch. His obsession over kids grew over this month more than ever, and you were happy to meet his expectations in a middle, since you thought of having a little angel in your small family for a longer time now. Having a dog wasn't enough.

A surprise comes when he proudly admits that he won in the end of the month. Boys are pretty much shocked by this, considering that their Captain didn't even look frustrated once, and he was in better mood than usual. Yet, they don't have a place to complain, so they accept the defeat with a frown on their faces, and a quick comment from Soap that he for sure cheated.

"You didn't win, honey." you laugh to him, sitting at his lap, when he's in his office, alone.

Price arches his eyebrow in amusement. "I did."

"That's not really—"

"Listen, we were tryin' for babies, weren't we? It wasn't egoistical fuckin'." he explains, completely serious.

It takes all in you not to either gasp or laugh again. "So, if it would be without the intention of making babies, you'd lose?"

He gives you a quick nod. "Exactly, missus. Exactly."

Alejandro Vargas

It's easy to last a few days for Alejandro. Maybe even a week, or a bit more. With his kind of work, being a Colonel, you often didn't see him for days, or even weeks if it was a bad time. Right now, with working over destroying a Mexican cartel, being home was rare for him. Was it saddening? Of course, but you knew what you were doing when you married him, you've talked with him about it for days, maybe weeks, even.

So, maybe that's why he didn't really think much of a challenge when he agreed to it, one of the nights he was drinking with Los Vaqueros. Just for fun, just to make a fun memory in this mess they were in. Days were passing in the blink of an eye with the same routine; a few hours of sleep if he's lucky, patrol, documents, action and repeat. Nothing too fancy, nothing too new for a man of war like he is, he got used to it all.

Harder was the moment he came home to you, where you were waiting for him with your open arms, all needy for his presence, for his touch, but somehow, somehow he managed, giving you the best orgasm of your life with his mouth only, even if he was in need too.

"Cariño?" he calls you, confused, when he doesn't see you in bed in the next morning. In his sweatpants only, he goes to the kitchen, following the sound of pan that sizzles lazily in the background.

"Makin' breakfast, Ale!" you reply, looking behind your shoulder with the biggest smile that slowly falters the moment you see his eyes darkening in the span of seconds. "What's with the face?"

He approaches you slowly, caging you between his arms. "Just… appreciating" he says, as he starts kissing your neck "my little wife. Who's been really patient with me, gone for so many days. And now, you're making me breakfast—" he groans, shaking his head. You can feel his growing bulge, as you grind your ass against it.

It's obvious that Colonel lost the challenge, after he arrives to his work with his wife, his arm possessively around her. Why? Maybe it's your neck covered in hickeys, your trembling legs, or his arms visibly scratched, but no one says anything about it in the base.

Rodolfo "Rudy" Parra

You have a kind of forbidden romance with him; you're the one of Los Vaqueros, and the romance is absolutely prohibited here, to prevent the collapse of the squad. Not to mention that he's a right hand man of Alejandro, so he has to follows the rules directly. Maybe even more than anyone here, to be honest; setting an example that he's not a exception to the rule.

It doesn't help that you're so kind. That you nod every time you see him as a silent greeting, and then you rush to do whatever you have to do today. It doesn't help him that you're helping everyone around you with a smile that could light up the whole town, and he smiles every time he sees it, too.

Everyone pictures that Rudy would win the challenge easily, since in their heads, his head wasn't occupied with anyone, and he could easily withold himself with his desires.

And maybe he would. Maybe he would, if you weren't the one guarding the base with him, if you weren't the one who was smiling at him with those plump lips of yours.

"If you'd only know how much I thought about… hah—" his breaths are ragged, as the pace of his hips gets quicker. His lips finds yours, as he kisses you with such hunger, you know without a doubt that he means what he says. It automatically makes you smile.

"It's fate that binds us, then" you say, your fingernails clutching at his arms; you're sure that you're the creator of bloody crescents here, but you can't care less about it. Not when the man of your dreams is fucking you.

He smiles at your words.

Rudy never been a good liar, and you painfully learn it, when Alejandro asks him why he's so happy; as you stand nearby, you hear the whole conversation. It's cute in some way, the way he's a blabbering mess, without any sense of it.

It takes Colonel's one look at you, and he knows.

You never walked faster to your work, neither did Rudy.

Konig

If you think he's gonna even try playing at this, you're in deep denial. Maybe if he'd be alone he could try of a genuine curiosity, but not when he has you. Such a pretty, obedient girlfriend, that he has wrapped around his finger, and a girlfriend that is pretty much at his service every time he wants.

He's a man to laugh about that challenge with his squad, telling them that they're filthy, and he would last the whole month, maybe even longer, if it weren't for you. Because he's such a caring boyfriend, he listens to your needs, even if you're whiny.

At least, that's the story that his squad knows.

He tells you about this while he folds you in half, that he needs to act a little grumpy around his squad, to put a facade that he's hungry because it's the right thing to do. When you suggest that he could even try, he barks a low laugh, while he pumps his cock before thrusting into you.

"Schatz, as if. Not gonna play the kids game." it's all he says, kissing you with affection on your swollen lips. "I do not intend on torturing you like this. You wouldn't survive a day without my dick."

There's some truth to it — but you're truly wondering if that's you who wouldn't survive without his dick, or he, that wouldn't survive without your pussy and sex, considering he is even more of a maniac than you are.

dividers by cafekitsune

#cod x reader #call of duty #simon riley x reader #soap x reader #john price x reader #alejandro vargas x reader #konig x reader #ghost x reader #kyle gaz garrick x reader #gaz x reader #gaz smut #simon riley smut #soap smut #john price smut #konig smut #rudy x reader #rudy parra #tf 141 x reader #simon ghost riley x reader #this is so fucking long i swear to god #ghost cod #simon riley #john soap mactavish

[chaosandmarigolds]

Simon Riley! Who technically had the ring picked out as soon as he started babysitting Oliver

Simon Riley! Who nearly jumped out of his skin when you came in from getting the mail with the box from his grandmother, that contained said ring

Simon Riley! Who spent the last two and half years of dating perfectly planning the moment, even had plans B and C on backburner

Simon Riley! who told johnny about the plan and his buddy happily volunteered to take photos (he tried to talk him out of it he swears it)

Simon Riley! Who even asked your son if it would be okay to marry you (the answer was yes duh)

Simon Riley! Who knew knew it would all go perfectly, after all with all that planning-

"Olly said you want to be his dad."

The sound of your voice that would normally send peace and a sense of warmth through him caused his blood to run cold and he slowly turns from where he was currently working on building a dog house (a puppy is what you and he chose to get Olly for his fourth birthday), he looks up at you as you stood on the porch, a confused look upon your face and arms crossed. He had to play this cool, he could do this- "Whaaat?" Shit. "Now why would the lad-"

"Simon."

"Yes, mam."

You walk over to him where he stood in the backyard and you hum, "You get four seconds to tell me why my little boy is getting his hopes up about having a dad again, when you know full well-"

"I'm going to marry you."

To be honest, you were a little taken back, Simon had never seemed like the marrying type and you had spent the last two years trying to convince yourself you were alright with that. So you gulp down and look up at him, "You...what?"

"I have-Fuck- a plan, I have a plan and it was goin to be like tho' movies you make me watch tha' I hate- was gonna make it nice but-I'm goin to marry you an' I wan'a make sure Olly is alright with it."

There came the silence and you bite back the largest smile you swore you would ever have, "Y...you wanna marry me?"

"More than I want to breathe."

"Oh, then I guess I better say yes so you don't die, huh?" Your words were to distract yourself from crying and you pull him down for a brief kiss, "I still want the pretty proposal and the getting down on one knee."

Simon, who reasonably was a bit confused, blinked and then meets your gaze, his hands going to yours, "Are you sayin' Yes?" When he saw your nod he happily moved his hand to your waist and pulled you closer, pressing a kiss to your forehead, "You'll get your pretty proposal, the flowers, and the photos, and I'll make it perfect, love, I'll make it perfect."

Here's what Johnny's photos looked like BTW (he tried)

#simon riley imagine #simon riley x you #simon ghost x reader #simon riley x reader #simon riley fanfic #simon ghost riley x reader #ghost imagine #cod x you #cod fluff #coco’s chaos <3 #simon x reader #simon fluff #simon ghost riley #simon riley #ghost x you #simon riley x female reader #x female!reader #coco’s pre-k universe! <3

[queen-of-troy]

i wish everyone in the dwp a very die in a hole

#haven't left the house this year except for doctors appointments but that's not Disabled Enough for the government #im gonna appeal but i shouldn't have to battle endless labyrinthine bureaucracy just to prove im too sick to work #fucking hate it here lads

[solsays]

Lifers x Crane Wives

I saw someone comment on a life series TikTok or something to try and pair all of the lifers to a crane wives song, without repeating songs. so obviously I spent an hour doing it

Grian—Tongues & Teeth (self explanatory if you’ve EVER heard this song)

Scar—Steady, Steady (this whole song is about how their partner is walking out but they still want to be “wild and free” which is just SO Scar coded)

Tango—Ancient History (he keeps teaming up with Skizz and I feel like this song vibes with that, it also just feels very Tango)

Skizz—Icarus (this man always gives himself up for his teammates I swear, and he fuels them to keep going. It also says “oh brother, brother” which feels like Skizz talking to any of his teammates to me)

Impulse—Allies or Enemies (Impulse has been very iffy on a lot of his alliances throughout the seasons, especially in third life and with the amount of playing all sides that man has done this songs feels right)

Cleo—The Glacier House (this. this is literally just her leaving Fairy Fort. The song is talking to/about her from probably Lizzie’s perspective, but like the last line is 100% as if Cleo was speaking)

Bdubs—Unraveling (Bdubs relies so heavily on his teammates, and when he doesn’t have that stability *cough* Etho *cough* he just kinda doesn’t know what to do so this song fits)

Mumbo—Keep You Safe (this man is by no means an aggressive/reckless player [see: Joel or Martyn] and he feels like he’s just here for the vibes and honestly? Love that for him. This song is about fear not keeping you safe and watching your friends run high risks, which just is very accurate to how Mumbo plays this series. I also feel like he could fit Rockslide when he goes red cause he goes from standstill to “drop dead sprint” in terms of aggression)

Lizzie—Shallow River/New Colors (Lizzie is the only one I put as two because both of these songs are just so fitting. Shallow river—“wasted all for the title, wasted all for the crown” reminds me of Lizzie trying to kill Scott and ending up dying herself instead. I also feel like parts of it could be dead Lizzie talking to Joel, the only person who is really mourning her. New Colors—“don't tell me that I can't, I need this“ and “I give up my air, to breathe” also feel very accurate with how she is trying so hard and just keeps failing )

Jimmy—Canary in a Coal Mine (no further context needed, we all know Timmy)

Scott—Little Soldiers (this is very flower husbands, but also just feels like Scott looking back on the last seasons including Pearl, Jimmy, Martyn, all his reluctant exes. Also this man is the watchers’ like least favorite person ever and this gives that vibe)

Pearl—Ribs (i changed this from New Discovery because Ribs is entirely about somewhat angrily protecting and helping yourself because nobody else would, and it really strikes me as Pearl with the some things having been good (Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss) and some being bad (divorce quartet))

BigB—Not the Ghost (this man is so incredibly odd, he just constantly feels like he is being haunted by the watchers and just going about his life, he is the human personification of gaslight and we love that for him)

Martyn—The Hand That Feeds (he HATES the watchers with every ounce of his being, and with Ren gone I think this guy’s only purpose is just to spite them)

Joel—Sleeping Giants (go listen to it. That’s all there is to it, it just feels very Joel-ish, this lad is absolutely fucking mental)

Ren—Once & for All (this song feels like war and being betrayed, and Ren has been betrayed so much so it just fits. I mean come on “my blood’s forever on your hands” tell me that isn’t 100% something Ren would say)

Gem—Show Your Fangs (Girlboss moment, we love Geminislay. This woman is not someone to be underestimated and this song very clearly says that so it’s very Gem in my head. She doesn’t have enough lore yet to make it angsty but ONE DAY)

Etho—Never Love An Anchor (I can’t explain it, this song just has Etho vibes. I mean “It’s a secret I keep tucked inside my chest” just seems very him, I can’t really tell you why)

#3rd life #life series #third life series #traffic smp #traffic series #trafficblr #grian #smajor1995 #desert duo #smallishbeans #ethoslab #bdoubleo100 #bdubs #zombiecleo #ldshadowlady #lizzie ldshadowlady #jimmy solidarity #solidaritygaming #scott smajor #smajor #inthelittlewood #dangthatsalongname #martyn inthelittlewood #martyn itlw #life series martyn #skizz #mumbo #last life #3rd life smp #bigbstatz

[seventh-district]

god that birthday post fucks me up so much i love it

#i am no longer that person in the photos. it’s true. i was just talking to my mother about that the other day #when i was talking about changing my name #well. names. i guess #and how i’m gonna take her last name as well because i want it to be clear that i am her daughter as much as i am my father’s #they’re all getting so old i fucking. i fucking hate the passage of time #when you come from a small family and have no siblings and everyone starts getting old and dying it’s. it’s a little terrifying lads. #i won’t lie to you. #anyways i’ll uh. i’ll grow up and handle it. i have to. i owe it to. everyone in this family that didn’t make it #the last names that only i’m left to carry on with. they deserve to have a happy ending goddamnit #i just want to be that happy ending #she said my grandfather would have been proud. that i’m taking their last name on. and i’m just thinking that if i would have done it #this time last year. then he would have actually still fucking been here to see it #the passage of time is so cruel i fucking hate it here #i’m sick of death. sick of it. #anyways. this was supposed to be abt the birthday comic #‘how did i miss the white strands in your hair until now?’ #‘filled with anger and sadness i abandon all caution #and hopelessly dream of eternal stasis’ #the tone in the their words every single time they ask me to read the fine print on stuff. #okay. enough quoting the comic #*sighs so heavily i collapse and hit the floor* #i’m gonna go. listen to sad music until i get it all out then i shall eat a pint of icecream curled up in bed and watch something comforting #it’s past midnight. i’m officially 23 my birthday is over and i swear to god i’ll be in a better place this time next year #by any means necessary #but tonight. i’ll cry eat icecream and watch youtube #actually. i might binge read solar lunacy until the literal sun comes up. who knows. #as a little treat #regardless. goodnight. #Seven.txt