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#i gaslit gatekeeped girlbossed my way out in the sexiest way possible!
lazy-cat-corner · 2 years
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Besties, I just came out to my extended family like I motherfucking owned this place!
My sis and I were talking and I said “cause Im bisexual.” My uncle was like “WHAT?” It was one of those word vomit scenarios. Where I said it and thought “shit, was this not smooth enough?”
That was when I had to make a choice, I could turn this into an after school special where we’re all crying and shit gets awkward whatever or…I can just lie. And I remember a post once saying pretending you already came out is easier than making it into a scene. So, I took a risk.
“Oh I’m bisexual”
“Huh?”
“…Didn’t I already tell you? I have a pride flag on my bag.”
*my aunt nods like she knew all along*
*silence*
*more silence*
[me waiting for shit to hit the fan and then…]
“…okay” [change of subject]
When I tell you I was a smooth liar. I WAS A SMOOTH LIAR! My own siblings and parents believed me and thought I already came out to my extended family!
It was glorious it was a win for the ages. I felt like a champion coming home. My brother told me I rolled a natural 20. I believe him because I do not play D&D!
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