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snootersyklikehootersbutcool · 9 months

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One day, our good buddy @ka1lax here had a pet pufferfish named Jerry.

Jerry was chillin and one day got murdered (suspect unknown it’s like 7 am I have not slept and it’s been YEARS so I don’t remember)

Fortunately, Jerry’s corpse was retrieved and Kai continued, at least knowing Jerry was with him in spirit.

Unfortunately for Kai, our friends (including me) are thieves.

It became a running joke, a tradition, even.

Then one friend took it a little too far.

He proceeded to steal Jerry, and destroy the local ecosystem all so he could rename them all to Jerry.

He THEN got together with a bunch of our friends and told them he had a plan.

He then showed Kai that he destroyed Jerry, crushed him up and made him into a potion.

After that, reveals the true plan, that he made fake copies of Jerry and distributed them out to our friends and only he knows which one was real.

Kai would then go on a multiple month long journey to figure ways to get all the fake ones back.

Most of us would refuse to part with our maybe-real Jerrys.

Until the day we hosted a surprise birthday party for him.

Each one of us gives him gifts that gave him joy.

Money

A heartfelt letter

A cake

Then he opens our friends gift.

Which reveals he gathered ALL the fake Jerrys and is now giving him the gift of his real AND all the fake Jerrys back to him.

Too bad Kai was sleep deprived from finals and wasn’t awake enough to fully appreciate it.

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acesgroupchat · 1 year

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Drabbles December 12

47. I know you’re scared | Fingertips stained in blue ink

51. Wen Ning

His joints ache constantly.

Wei Wuxian always said he would fix it, when they weren’t running for their lives. Wen Ning doesn’t mind so much though. Of all the things this strange, improbable afterlife has brought, a measure of death’s stiffness at least makes a little sense.

It does make writing difficult, though. He can force himself into the broad, sweeping motions of combat, but gripping a brush makes his fingers lock up. This is the third time he’s restarted this letter, and his fingers are covered in small inkstains. He cups the teapot in both hands to warm them.

#mdzs #wen ning #wei wuxian #distance drabbles #I genuinely cannot remember #if Wen Ning being sort of stiff #is actual canon or just something I made up #literally NO CLUE on that one

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bolyde · 7 months

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I feel like I’m making shit up, wasn’t there a voice line from Gale about how he used to destroy cursed/overpowered magical items as one of mystra’s chosen?

#to be deleted #I genuinely cannot remember

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magnum-chase · 2 years

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What happened to the TKC Netflix adaption?? Why is no one talking about it? I refuse to believe that I dreamt it and it never actually happened

#nah fr is was it ever actually a thing? 😭#i genuinely cannot remember #someone please #percy jackson #the kane chronicles #tkc #jason grace #carter kane #percy jackson adaptation

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rosescries · 2 years

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What if- Child!Mc had an affectionate kitten?

Well, not a whole lot? It'd just be another thing the skeletons have to think about, but they're not going to take it away from her when it's clear she's emotionally attached to it. Especially considering it's not causing any harm and quite a few of the skeletons are really fond of cats to begin with.

#did these child mc askes come before gbts?#i genuinely cannot remember #skeletons become parents #child mc #gbts asks #rosey answers #purplegreen kitsune

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beej-hunnicutt · 11 months

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If Richie watched S*ccession, which I mean he probably would when he had time? I don't see why he wouldn't sksksksk. I think seeing the way L*gan acts is really rough on him. ESPECIALLY the way he treats his kids. Richard has like an 8 year old daughter, who he'd like to be interested in his business, and like Emily is his everything. She is his weakness easily. And like seeing the way L*gan talks and pits them together makes him feel bad. Makes him think of his strict dad, who is by no means L*gan adjacent, but was tough and expected Richard to do well. Especially with the business because Richard HAD to be the next in line (technically). Which he doesn't like thinking about his dad growing up, they're a lot better now, but when he was growing up they weren't. And he just kinda pushes those to the side and only thinks about where they are now. And the R*y Mother (im sorry i cannot remember her name) would upset him by the way she just kinda abandoned her kids. Like Richie was close to his mom, very close to her because of the way his dad was. And he couldn't imagine not having her support through all that. And I think so much goes into his feelings over the show, character wise, that he's a father, so he feels all sorts of ways parenting wise, but he also was a kid that grew up in work heavy type of lifestyle where that came first. And again, not like the R*ys, but it was still a lot you know?

So uhhhhhh hope any of that makes sense, kinda rlly into for it now with this show. Which makes me think a lot about Richard <3

Also idk how the show does with the business side of things in terms of accuracy, so Richie would either, enjoy the occasional hair tear out moments, or he likes the a show got it right.

Sksksksksks but yeah aha I definitely think this would be a show he would be happy if he could catch, but you know how being busy goes.

#first richie post?#i genuinely cannot remember #r.t.#i guess we will see!

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dreamytfw · 6 months

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You've heard of "pretending to be bi for a joke" Misha. Now get ready for genocide denialist Misha!!!

#Misha Collins #Misha #I cannot fucking believe this #cw genocide denial #genocide denial #remember in my last post #how I said I generally like Misha?#I may have to retract that statement now that I've seen this shit #this is genuinely disgusting #I actually feel nauseous #op

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lazycranberrydoodles · 9 months

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getting back into the untamed and i had a thought. / follow for more yllz babygirlism

#i saw someone a while ago talking about how wwx always has good intentions….#his personal road to hell was paved with good intentions yes but i’m not sure where making a guy eat his own legs fits #it is so funny to me how the tiger tally/yin iron influences wei wuxian differently in each adaptation #i remember making a sliding scale of how ‘culpable’ wwx is from adaptation to adaptation #based on how they portray the mental effects of the iron #but for the life of me i cannot find it :(#wwx really said ‘if i had a cursed amulet i simply wouldnt be corrupted🙄🙄’#that’s basically what he tells lan zhan in this episode…. if necromancy was having ill effects i would notice #and you know. at this point he is lying about everything. but i do wonder how much he actually believes that 👁️👁️#how much of his mind is resigned to doing whatever needs to be done to exact revenge regardless of harm to himself #and how much genuinely believes that he’s smart and competent enough to make it through whole #the answer of course is BOTH!! bisexual pride #mdzs #art #mdzs spoilers #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wangxian #mo dao zu shi #grandmaster of demonic arts #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #my art #the grandmaster of diabolism #cql #the untamed #魔道祖师 #陈情令 #mdzs meme #doodle #lmao

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rekishiteki · 2 months

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Ardent Affection

Summary: You just really love Jing Yuan

Words: Around 1.5k

Warnings: Fluff the whole way through; reader is not described in any way and implied to be a long life species; reader and jing yuan are very clingy and a little possessive; jing yuan decided to be cheeky so this ended up kind of suggestive at the end

Notes: I wrote this for meee!!!!! It's self indulgent!! It's what I want to do with jing yuan!!! It's been months and I'm still so down bad for him. I'm so in love with him it's making me ill!!!! Done trying to edit this so take it before I explode from the yearning

This is also an offering to his rerun banner. I need my beautiful husband so please let me win my next 50/50 and his lightcone 👉👈

You're relaxing with Jing Yuan in his gardens. He's lying on his side with a hand propping his head up. His eyes are closed and he looks content to be here sunning himself. You're sitting with your back resting against his middle. His other hand is placed on your arm and you can feel the rise and fall of his chest. It's comforting. You let out a content sigh, basking in the serenity of the moment. Your thoughts drift to Jing Yuan as they tend to do, your gaze drifting along with it. You examine him and his beautiful features, heart tightening with the love you feel for him.

"I wish I was as old as you." The words come out of your mouth impulsively, the barely formed thoughts surprising you.

Jing Yuan's eyes open. He looks curious. A moment passes before he responds. "How come?"

You purse your lips before turning away to think. Knowing this Jing Yuan simply lets the hand on your arm start gently stroking you. He'll patiently wait for your answer. He always does.

After a while you turn your body to face him. One hand is supporting you on the ground while you rest the other on his side. "Because," you pause and squeeze the hand you have on him. You're always nervous to voice the feelings you harbor deep within. But in the end you can't help being an open book for him. He makes it so easy to do so. "Because maybe I could have known you sooner. We could've had more time together. And... you wouldn't have had to be alone for centuries."

He's silent as he takes in your words, eyes never leaving you. Then an amused huff escapes him as he brings his free hand to cup your face. The smile Jing Yuan's giving you drives you insane, the one where he looks so utterly in love with you that it constricts your heart to the point it feels like it's going to burst from the overwhelming affection you have for him. Those feelings are where this thought originated from. You love him so much it makes you greedy. Greedy for him. You want his everything and you want to give him everything in turn. You hate that you've missed so much of his life. You want all of him including the past you can't have. To make him irrevocably yours, and you his.

Jing Yuan draws you closer, his thumb lovingly caressing your cheek. It brings your attention back to him. You wonder how much of your thought process he's aware of. Your noses are almost touching now. He's smiling as he speaks. "I have you now."

It takes a moment to find your voice as you find yourself lost in his eyes. "Is that enough?"

He's staring at you like he wants to get lost in yours too. "More than enough. We have our whole future ahead of us, don't we?"

Something inside of you snaps. The way he says it, like it's obvious the two of you will always be together. For a long time. It makes you delirious. Delirious with love. And you need to act on it or you really will burst. So you surge forward to kiss him. And he must have been expecting it because he's already turning on his back and taking you with him. The hand on your cheek moves to the back of your head to press you closer. Your own hands are gripping him tightly. His other hand now on your waist squeezes in response. And so the two of you lie there, luxuriating in each other's sweet kisses. You want to kiss him forever but the need to breathe wins out. You break away with a sigh. Jing Yuan's eyes gleam with mirth as he watches you and you feel as if your breath's been stolen again.

You wonder if you should say something but the only thing you're capable of coming up with is a flurry of I love you's. Jing Yuan seems to know what's rattling in your head for his gaze softens. He brings a hand up to your face again but this time you lean into it and grab it. He chuckles. "You're always so sweet for me," he says, looking so incredibly fond of you.

You hum in acknowledgement. "I love you," you mewl. You love Jing Yuan so much, how could you not want to be so sweet and good for him? He's gone through so much yet still remains so good and kind hearted without ever expecting anything in return. But you want to return it. You want to give him the love he lives by and fill his life with joy. This is the second origin of your thoughts. If you knew him longer you could've started making him the happiest man on the Luofu sooner.

"I love you, too. Very much." He says it like it's a secret just for you, all while looking horribly smitten. It sends your heart soaring. You smile at him and there's no doubt it's just as smitten as his.

Jing Yuan stills and you don't have any time to react as he's the one surging forward to kiss you this time. However this kiss is different. It's searing and tantalizing. You feel your world tilt as Jing Yuan turns to settle over you trapping you under him. His lips part briefly and then give a chaste peck before pulling away to grin at you. It's a playful grin, almost smug. He tilts his head to the side almost as if he's challenging you.

You're wide eyed as you take a moment to recover. Then you laugh and shake your head, smiling all the while. "You're such a scoundrel."

"Only for you." You can tell how much he's enjoying this from the delightful smirk he's wearing.

"Yes, yes, you're my scoundrel." You reach up to pat his head. There's a small hum as his eyes close momentarily in pleasure.

"Do you regret being loved by a 'scoundrel'?" The amusement is clearly written on his face. It's evident he knows what the only answer is.

You scoff. Fleetingly you wonder how to continue but Jing Yuan's assurance in your love for each other always makes you want to be sincere. So you smile and answer, "No. I could never."

A quiet moment passes where Jing Yuan simply returns your smile before he's leaning down to press a loving kiss to your forehead. "Good. I'm afraid there's no escaping from me now." Suddenly, you're very aware of the hands that grip your waist a little tighter and how you're effectively pinned beneath him. It's like he's saying you're his and the thought sends a thrill through you. You're in the palm of his hands now and that's your favorite place to be.

You bring up your arms to wrap them around his neck. You easily pull him closer to you. The two of you stare at each other as the silence simmers with a gentle heat. It's broken—but not gone—when you quietly tell him, "I wouldn't have it any other way. Because you can't escape from me either."

Jing Yuan practically lights up at that. He grins, pleased. "I'm all yours." You think Jing Yuan likes to enable your possessiveness. Something about it seems to fill him with satisfaction. Maybe it's knowing that someone could feel so ardently for him. That somehow you've chosen to love him and never rescind it. Or at least that's how you feel about him and his possession of you. It does make you greedy. He's greedy. He'll take whatever you give him and return it tenfold. You two are lovesick and doomed to never recover.

The thought is tickling. You laugh. There's no need for words so you simply lean forward to kiss him. He meets you halfway. You can't tell who started it but it doesn't matter. Each one speaks of the love you hold for the other.

Jing Yuan pulls away with a nip to your bottom lip. Your breath hitches. Both from the action and the way he's now looking at you. He wants to proposition you. You know he will. And he knows you'll agree. He'll be so nice and sweet as he asks you it'll leave you swooning. You both know this and yet it never gets any less exhilarating.

You can feel the anticipation grow within you as you watch him draw closer. Jing Yuan rests his forehead against yours. He's smiling. The desire in his beautiful golden eyes holds you captive. One of his hands is lightly trailing down your arm to grab your hand. He interlaces his fingers with yours. The two of you remain like that for a moment to take each other in. Finally Jing Yuan says to you, "My dear," and it's spine tingling the way he calls to you so reverently. "Allow me to express my love for you in other ways. Let me show you how good I can be for you, hm?"

His words send a delightful shiver through you. "Please, Jing Yuan," you answer him but it's more of a plead. He really is so good to you. Whatever he gives you, you also want to return tenfold. Jing Yuan gives you one last fond smile before he's up and carrying you to your shared bed. The love you have for him is bubbling up again and threatening to overflow. You also want to express it in other ways. To tether him with sweet adoration and endless devotion like he readily does to you. It's a fulfilling game of give and take neither of you want to end.

#honkai star rail x reader #hsr x reader #jing yuan x reader #on my knees begging and sobbing please jy just give me one chance!!!!!#genuinely cannot remember when i was this down bad for a character... jy what have you done to me.....#i need to chew glass or be sedated idk just put me out of my misery!!!!!!#jy posting

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faeriekit · 9 days

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wait is fandom so old that the transition to ao3 has robbed us of bang paths?? Bang paths our honored tradition?? Hello?? Bang paths my beloved?? Bang paths our dearest friend?? Are they gone and I missed their disappearance??

#ao3 #faer nonsense #genuinely cannot remember if anyone other than me has used them in the last year and I didn't notice or if they're gone gone #we were the last holdout on this style of digital organization and if they're gone I think they're gone #if ao3's excellent tagging system has robbed us of bang paths I will be. sad.

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ladymariayuri · 2 months

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#Genuinely cannot remember if i posted this before or not im sorry

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shsl-heck · 8 months

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Thinking about the Chevalier interlude, specifically the inaugural team of Wards. Like in universe, they sell it to this first group of kids (and presumably the rest of the world) as a place for second chances, to find friends and mentors who understand what youre going through, where you can learn to use your powers safely while making good memories. The kids broadly seem to believe in these noble intentions of course, but what really gets me is that I've seen readers buy into it!

"Oh, it's such a tragedy that the Wards program became this awful thing that traumatizes kids even more, and expects them to die for the sake of civilians! It's fallen so short of what it was originally supposed to be!"

No it has not??? The fact that the triumvirate and Hero are saying it has this noble goal doesn't make it true. The Wards was pretty clearly always a way to increase the amount of bodies the prt could throw at threats, and we know this because it was started by the fucking Triumvirate as a part of the Protectorate! Alexandria literally came up with the idea of the Protectorate to legitimize the power of capes, and have a consistent source of heroes Cauldron could throw at problems. That is the whole reason for the PRT/Protectorate existing. So when we have this group of children brought in a subsidiary, there are 2 real options.

1). Cauldron and Alexandria decided they would be really niceys and created this program with no intentions other than helping these kids out.

Or 2). As things got worse, they realized the Protectorate didn't have enough manpower to do what they needed, and so they expanded it to include children (the demographic most prone to triggering). That way, they greatly increase the number of capes who they can send to fight and die as needed, and the ones who do survive their tenure in the Wards will be better trained when it comes time to join the actual Protectorate.

At the risk of sounding conceited, I think the second one is far more likely based on everything we know about Cauldron. Maybe it was originally a little nobler, and the goal was just to create more well trained heroes and cut back on young villains, but there's no way Alexandria, Doc Mom, and Contessa didn't factor in the ability to sacrifice the kid heroes if it improved their chances of success. That was absolutely a perk at minimum.

That's the real tragedy of the inaugural Wards. The kids were lured in with promises of safety, comraderie, and second chances like lambs to the slaughter. All the while, Alexandria and Cauldron knew that many (if not most) of these children would suffer abuse by the prt (like in the case of Reed), die, or face a fate worse than death like poor Mouse Protector. It's horrifying! The idea that they didn't know the danger these kids would be in is literally inconceivable. Especially when one of you is also the head of the prt! They knew, and they didn't care. It improved their chances at the end of the world, and so they did it no matter the cost.

#the same ppl will talk about Taylor being an unreliable narrator who we cannot trust #and then take Alexandria at face value #i think a lot of it is that this genre of guys very uncritically support and assume the best of authority figures #especially law enforcement #in a way that they just dont when it's a teenage girl who's never so much as glanced in the direction of a healthy coping mechanism #the great irony here being that fundamentally the prt/protectorate and Cauldron are all *also* being run by traumatized young women #and also that pretty much every negative opinion Taylor expresses abt the prt is 100% vindicated as the story goes on #genuinely baffled ppl can read Worm and be like 'Taylor's distrust of the prt was irrational'#it's the same energy as calling a woman hysterical #yes this *is* just me remembering the We've Got Worm podcast guys #they are my mortal enemies when it comes to wormposting #worm spoilers #worm #worm web serial #worm wildbow #parahumans

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