My siblings in the Force, the way some of y’all speak about Tem (a real human being) should land you on a watchlist. And I’m deadass.
Be unhinged af about all 250,000 clones and the million more on the way, but please for the love of all things round and vibranium, find an ounce of chill when talking about Tem.
He’s gorgeous and we swoon. But the way some of y’all get down on the dash 👀 He would get an RO against you, if he saw it.
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elaborating on the romance meme actually bc i think a lot about twitch being kinda terrible but in a way that's really hard to explain
twitch is a weird case of someone who sucks & is selfish, but isn't mean. they have no reason to be! they're interested in people, and learning more about their secrets them & being cruel wouldn't help with that--being friendly has always worked better for them. generally, they will be! they're fun to be around, if you can handle the chaos of it all.
their problem is that they don't have the memories, to build conclusions or a moral code from-just blurry scattered memories that they're trying to pretend are their own. they have no decades of "well when i did this before, it had This consequence" built up to reference from.
trying to make big decisions is like playing 4d chess in their own brain bc everything clashes with eachother--it's hard, it makes them feel weird, & they hate it. something will always feel wrong, it can never line up with everything in their head.
but they Do know that doing things they want to do is very easy, very simple, & has good results (for them) everytime. if it's interesting, they'll pursue it relentlessly. if it's not? they're gone! simple. no considering consequences or feelings, just do whatever they want to do, the second it occurs to them, collateral damage be damned. even if that collateral damage is other people--sometimes they're in the way!
but this extends to relationships too--they only want to be around people they're curious about, and it's impossible for one single person to be the most interesting thing forever. they'll disappear off to zee, again, when something catches their interest. the problems really arise when they're still curious about someone, and that person starts to return the interest--and, god forbid, wants to know them at a deeper level. maybe even talk about emotions, or hang out without a crazy goal to achieve. oh, god.
then there's decisions for them to make--and that's hard, it makes them feel weird, & they hate it. maybe it'd be easier to disappear off to zee again?
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i wanted this to have more space theming but kleki said Fuck You so instead. boobers!! lots of em. tag yourself
(tumblr is eating the quality!! click!!!!)
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I've been inching my way though the UK game show TASKMASTER and wondering how well a COMPLETELY live twitch show could work (excluding prerecorded tasks of course!).
Twitch streamers are already fiercely competitive, used to embarrassment, and have little human dignity left so I think they would be prime candidates to be subjected to tasks!! You could probably bring in youtubers and tiktokers in there too I guess
Think about it! A five night special event live on twitch! With a live audience and twitch audience participation! Sure it would probably be bad and clunky and realistically I'll probably despise some of the contestants but I think it could be fun!!
But would I rather see Jerma985 as the taskmaster or a contestant is the question....
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