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sergle · 5 months
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You!! Hey you!! Are you looking for a pair of kittens? Do you live In Or Near Oklahoma? Do you wish you could listen to purring all the time? Do you want a cat that looks like an aye-aye?
long story short, we found these two kittens at the bottom of a garbage can!! I don't like to think about how they ended up in there- but we heard them crying while on a walk, and it's very lucky they were so loud! They were scared at first, but now they NEED to be snuggled at all times. Crazy how adaptable kittens are. I'd prefer to rehome them as a pair, but I'd consider adopting them out individually if that's my only option! Please IM me if you're interested in both/either of these babies, or if you have any questions at all!!
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paintpanic · 7 months
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Calculating probability of survival... It doesn't look good.
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sev-on-kamino · 7 months
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My siblings in the Force, the way some of y’all speak about Tem (a real human being) should land you on a watchlist. And I’m deadass.
Be unhinged af about all 250,000 clones and the million more on the way, but please for the love of all things round and vibranium, find an ounce of chill when talking about Tem.
He’s gorgeous and we swoon. But the way some of y’all get down on the dash 👀 He would get an RO against you, if he saw it.
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capn-twitchery · 2 months
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elaborating on the romance meme actually bc i think a lot about twitch being kinda terrible but in a way that's really hard to explain
twitch is a weird case of someone who sucks & is selfish, but isn't mean. they have no reason to be! they're interested in people, and learning more about their secrets them & being cruel wouldn't help with that--being friendly has always worked better for them. generally, they will be! they're fun to be around, if you can handle the chaos of it all.
their problem is that they don't have the memories, to build conclusions or a moral code from-just blurry scattered memories that they're trying to pretend are their own. they have no decades of "well when i did this before, it had This consequence" built up to reference from.
trying to make big decisions is like playing 4d chess in their own brain bc everything clashes with eachother--it's hard, it makes them feel weird, & they hate it. something will always feel wrong, it can never line up with everything in their head.
but they Do know that doing things they want to do is very easy, very simple, & has good results (for them) everytime. if it's interesting, they'll pursue it relentlessly. if it's not? they're gone! simple. no considering consequences or feelings, just do whatever they want to do, the second it occurs to them, collateral damage be damned. even if that collateral damage is other people--sometimes they're in the way!
but this extends to relationships too--they only want to be around people they're curious about, and it's impossible for one single person to be the most interesting thing forever. they'll disappear off to zee, again, when something catches their interest. the problems really arise when they're still curious about someone, and that person starts to return the interest--and, god forbid, wants to know them at a deeper level. maybe even talk about emotions, or hang out without a crazy goal to achieve. oh, god.
then there's decisions for them to make--and that's hard, it makes them feel weird, & they hate it. maybe it'd be easier to disappear off to zee again?
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faunandfloraas · 3 months
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No but actually coming from someone with fine wavy/curly hair who had some hair loss and lots of issue I really and truly wish I could sit down and talk with Chan because he really needs someone who understands curly hair to get him some products and show him what to do and he also needs to stop using heat. Like no straightening. No hair drying. Or at least very sparsely.
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cleverpaws · 7 months
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i wanted this to have more space theming but kleki said Fuck You so instead. boobers!! lots of em. tag yourself
(tumblr is eating the quality!! click!!!!)
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fluentisonus · 20 days
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waking up from.a frightening dream at 4am in which a scary book was central which in the dream (could sort of tell I was dreaming on one level) I thoroughly believed was a real book that had been brought up the other day irl & that my dreaming mind was riffing off of bc I had not read yet. but having woken up. I'm not entirely convinced this is the case. and now I'm kind of scared to look it up tbh bc what's worse that it doesn't exist but I've dreamed about it several different nights & it's broken down my dream/reality conscious barrier (& I might dream it again??? this does happen to me) or that it does & I have to live in a world where it exists & I could read it.
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neobastard · 2 months
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this is for rubyxkitsune in the neopets twitch chat you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch
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absterstuff · 6 months
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mewhen the jercula stream that’s supposed to happen tomorrow might be delayed
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shatterdombe · 18 hours
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TWITCCCHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
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daincrediblegg · 7 months
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coming back to chernobyl after a few months is like : OH HEY! A BABY BOY! DIE IMMEDIATELY! 😭😭😭😭
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dykeboyy · 8 months
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my hot take of the night is that survivors is an infinitely better series than warriors
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southern--downpour · 10 months
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mentally vibrating about genloss again. i really dont think the ending would have had that big of an impact on me if it hadnt been live and actively voted for by the audience there was no way to get across the feeling of “did i just help kill someone?” and the pure dread of that any better and its so fucking cool
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woosh-floosh · 10 months
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I've been inching my way though the UK game show TASKMASTER and wondering how well a COMPLETELY live twitch show could work (excluding prerecorded tasks of course!).
Twitch streamers are already fiercely competitive, used to embarrassment, and have little human dignity left so I think they would be prime candidates to be subjected to tasks!! You could probably bring in youtubers and tiktokers in there too I guess
Think about it! A five night special event live on twitch! With a live audience and twitch audience participation! Sure it would probably be bad and clunky and realistically I'll probably despise some of the contestants but I think it could be fun!!
But would I rather see Jerma985 as the taskmaster or a contestant is the question....
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tinseltina · 2 months
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