#i get the happy brain juice uwu

[your-local-hoemie]

I saw your praise nsfw post so may i request it with thoma and zhongli next :p

NS!FW. 18+ ONLY!

Come and feed, children. The food is ✨spicy✨

Sorry this took so long!! I’m feeling a lot better now so my creative brain juices are flowin’ again uwu.

Summary: Genshin boy’s with a reader who likes to be praised (just incase ya’ll didn’t see the previous request)

Warnings: Ns!fw, soft smut, public spice (Zhongli), Zhongli also gets a ego™️, swearing, established relationship, Gn!reader, not proof-read, I don’t know what else to put hdjfhdj.

Characters: Zhongli, Thoma.

Zhongli~

I headcanon that this man is one of the most innocent about sex.

Like he knows about it and he knows what it’s for but he’s never had the need to look into it before you.

He’s a little confused at first but he got the spirit.

It doesn’t last long though because his godlike ego inFLATES.

When you moan out his name just a little louder after he praises you, my man couldn’t stop.

Instant turn on.

He enjoys being worshiped after all wink wink

Your relationship with zhongli was extremely honest.

There wasn’t a thing about you that the other didn’t know.

At least so he thought.

Little did he know you’d been hiding the fact that whenever he praised you for doing something, Your heartbeat went just a little bit faster.

One night after coming back from a special anniversary date, your conversation changed to a more intimate topic.

You and Zhongli had done the do once or twice before but you were just too busy with your commissions to have much time or energy to get all steamy, which Zhongli; being the gentleman he is, understood!

So when the conversation started about being a little more intimate, you shyly happened to mention that you really, really liked it when he praised you. A switch in him flipped.

He already enjoyed giving his people praise when it was due.

He was used to them almost begging to be acknowledged by the great geo archon!

But now he’s retired. The only person he wants to show that praise and appreciation for, is you.

So now, you were a little surprised to say the least when you found yourself pressed up against his statue while his fingers worked their magic on your sex, while his pretty lips left equally pretty marks on your neck and shoulder.

Something about the way you squirmed and whimpered out his name whenever he did praise you, sent sparks shooting up his body.

“You’re being so good, darling”

“How does it feel to have your archon praise you like this?”

“Such sweet sounds you make, dear. Why don’t you moan a little louder for your god~”

Needless to say that walking home is definitely going to be a challenge.

Good thing your boyfriend is more than happy to carry you back, all while whispering more praises and all the things he has in store for you when you get home~

Thoma~

Ok ok, hear me out.

I think Thoma has a slightly kinky side to him.

He’s such a sweet, precious boy that he has to have some way he lets out any frustrations that he’s been too kind to bring up to others!

Not to mention, he’s so incredibly in love with you that he’ll do his best to make sure you feel good no matter what!

He also is very much into praising, so if you start doing the same to him while he’s praising you then things will get very spicy, very fast!

You and Thoma were slowly being recognised and Inazuma’s cutest couple.

You worked together as a team almost all the time. Helping people with any problems they had and just generally helping to keep the place as issue free as possible!

That doesn’t mean that I’d was always easy though. Sometimes things would just go wrong for no reason and it left the both of you feeling… frustrated.

And today was one of those days. You had both accidentally over slept leaving not time for your usual morning hugs or kisses before Thoma had to rush off to the Kamisato estate and you had to hurry over to the adventures guild to pick up your daily commissions!

After that things just seemed to go down hill. Not for any particular reason other than you were both just really pent up for some reason and it just kept getting worse.

So you couldn’t really say you were surprised when later that night, Thoma had you sitting on the table, legs around his waste while thrusting his pretty hips into you~

Nothing but both of your moans and curses could be heard throughout your house, along with the soft creaking of the wooden table underneath you while Thoma lovingly nuzzles his face into the crook of you neck.

“Archons, y/n. You feel so good!”

“I needed this so badly, please don’t stop!”

“You look so pretty while I’m inside you, sweetheart!”

After a little while you could help but start giving him praises as well, causing him to rut even more into you while letting out the prettiest of whimpers.

Definitely Inazuma’s cutest couple~

Bruh I’m taking care of a injured baby bird and it’s so loud, like I’m happy it’s recovering but my dude please chill I’m autistic T-T

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[early20sfailingplenty]

early20sfailingplenty's 1k follower celebration❤️

Aaaaa, we did itttttt ~ !!!!! 💜💜💜💜💜

It's been... a wild ride since I started this blog 21/9/2021, huh? I was starting the second year of my degree at the same time as starting a new job and it was... A Time Of My Life, for sure. But now look! There's 1k of you and that's just phenomenal.

So many of you have been nothing but lovely; sending in asks or encouragement, support, advice, love, making me drop my uwus so many times there's almost no point in picking them up because just as soon as I do, one of you makes me drop them again.

Writing for the Sinclairs is always a blast as well, and I adore delving into their psyches and working them out. My characterisation isn't always perfect but most of what I write is well received, the friendships I've made are gonna be long lasting, and all of this accounts to so much of my happiness and sense of peace.

The Sinclairs have made me bolder, braver, and though Vincent is the one I fell in love with first, I love and cherish each of the brothers equally. You can't have one without the other two, at least in my opinion (which may not be yours and that's okay), and I wouldn't want them like that, anyway. For me, the Sinclairs are the Sinclairs because they've spent their lives together and none of them would be alive without the other two to make it that way. It's horrific, tragic, grotesque, and they're objectively fucking terrible people, but we love them and that's really important.

So, as a thank you to all of you, old-time followers and new followers and people who might hit follow because of this post, I have devised a combination of ways to celebrate this milestone.

The details are below the cut, as are the rules for this celebration and my masterlists.

THIS IS A HOUSE OF WAX AND SINCLAIR ONLY EVENT!

A handwritten note of appreciation from me to you in your two favourite colours (if you don't specify, I'll choose two of my favourite colours, instead).

A handwritten note of appreciation from me to you in your two favourite colours (if you don't specify, I'll choose two of my favourite colours, instead).

A handwritten note of appreciation from me to you in your two favourite colours (if you don't specify, I'll choose two of my favourite colours, instead).

Send me a link to a House of Wax tumblr fic and I'll reblog it with some uwu-dropping commentary (great for people who want more exposure! The writer of the fic MUST be 18+)

Send a GIF of a Sinclair and I'll write a short headcanon paragraph inspired by the GIF.

Blog shoutouts! Again, the blog owner MUST be 18+!

A note from a Sinclair of your choosing (or all three, but if you do choose all three then it'll take longer for me to post because it's three notes rather than just one and that requires more brain juice).

Send me a few sentences about you and I'll write a short headcanon paragraph about you and a Sinclair (you MUST be 18+ for this AND you must tell me which Sinclair you would prefer. Again, all three is an option but it'll take me longer).

Ask for a moodboard - give me a few words, name a Sinclair, and I'll see what I can do!

Ask me questions about myself! Anything burning you want to ask me? Obviously, no personal information will be given and such questions will be deleted (and anything extremely invasive will likely get you blocked), but questions about my favourite characters, medias, my habits, likes, dislikes, philosophies yada yada are all acceptable!

Want to vent? Want to give me some advice or do you want to ask for some advice? Want to tell me how you feel about me? Feel free to come and scream at the void. Be polite, be kind, and if you wouldn't say it to someone face to face, then don't click the send button! Rudeness will mean you get publicly clowned on, outright offense will get you blocked, so be warned! I want this to be a safe space for EVERYONE. And speaking of...

Want to gush about your favourite Sinclair or all of them? Come into my inbox, let loose, go wild!!!!💜

What are the rules for this celebration?

Nothing major!

Be kind, be polite, anons are welcomed as are people off anon, please specify this is for the 1k celebration when sending in your asks, yada yada we're all adults here. Followers and non-followers welcomed, any pronouns, MUST BE 18+ TO PARTICIPATE OR YOU WILL BE BLOCKED.

NOWHERE ON THIS POST DO I SAY THAT YOU CAN ONLY PICK ONE OPTION. GO AHEAD AND HAVE FUN, PICK WHATEVER YOU WANT! Just be aware that the more options you choose, the longer it’ll take me to fulfil what you’d like!💖

Please only use the ask box to participate in this celebration; anything sent through the comments or DMs will be ignored.

How long will this celebration go on for?

I'll run it for two weeks to the day from posting this, and then I will close the celebration. This is so everyone has a chance to get something in if they want to, and after the date has passed, I will no longer accept asks marked as being for the celebration. However, I will continue to answer asks submitted prior to the deadline, just so then everyone receives something. That seems fair to me, and I hope it does to you as well.

Finally, links to my masterlists!

Masterlist 1 || Masterlist 2 || Masterlist 3 || Masterlist 4 || Masterlist 5

Happy reading, and thank you immensely for the support!💜💜💜💜

#house of wax #slasher x reader #erika's 1k celebration #<-- please block this tag if you don't wanna see it

[doxiedreg]

So I am afraid I am all out of drawing juice for the rest of the year

I tried to draw earlier and it just did not feel right, my brain and body want to rest. Which is reasonable when you consider i pumped out 8 artpieces in like 4 days fodjkdf

For the friends i didnt get to: Im sorry :( I promise I will get you some other time when you least expect it. You will be doing your thing next year and suddenly receive a random elena art attacka! You will see!! However since im 99 percent sure I won't be doing any more art for the rest of the year, I will finally be able to make my art summary for the year! I am very excited to sort through my art and pick my fav pieces! Also just because i am done drawing, doesnt mean i will stop doing creative stuff all together! I still want to write more for my oc world King of Crime, maybe work on the rp server again and answer oc questions!! So please keep the oc questions going! I love oc questions and it would make me very happy! Greatest christmas gift i could receive is being enabled to infodump about my OCs I also maybe want to go back to an idea i abandoned where i took a look at my art journey throughout the years, though i still need to find a good format for that. Anyhow Im gonna be playing videogames, reading books and watching series and movies for the rest of the year uwu Look forward to my art summary to pop up soon!

#lena talks

[bunnygirlskull]

i was tagged by @bunnygirlbutta What was your last…

Beverage: some apple juice

Phone call: my mom

Text message: chatting with friends about vr games and stuff

Song you listened to: the silent comedy - moonshine

Time you cried: your guess is as good as mine lol

Have you ever…

Dated someone twice? No and not gonna happen

Kissed someone and regretted it? No

Lost someone special? Yeah but good riddance

Been depressed? Im depressed right now but that doesn't mean i cant be happy :3

Been drunk and threw up? only once

In the last year, have you…

…made a new friend? a fair bunch and its super surprising seeing that so many people wanna just chat

…fallen out of love? nah, i haven't been looking or trying

…laughed until you cried? fairly regularly because i tell horrible jokes that make people laugh and i laugh because i managed to make them laugh with bad jokes

…found out who your true friends are? i've always know pretty well

…found out someone was talking about you? no idea but i wouldn't be too surprised. the bigger you get on the internet the more immediately subject you are to criticizes and hypothesizes

General

How many people on your fb list do you know in real life? i opened one up in middleschool, used it for three days, and then never used it again. I have no patience for that brain rot.

List 3 of your favourite colours: Red, mint, and the specific kind of dark green that the underside of treelines get when its raining heavy

What was your first…

…surgery? never had one

…piercing? never had one, but i want to get industrials in both my ears

…best friend? i have a friend that im still friends with that i was litterally was friends with him when he was an infant and i was 3 years old

…sport you joined? karate but by force

…vacation? probably visiting family in brasil

…pair of trainers? idk probably super early on like 3 or 4 just cause a kids gotta have shoes to run around in

Right now, what are you…

…eating? nothing, but i wanna snack on some protein bars

…drinking? nothing but im gonna get some apple juice and add caffiene to it

…about to do? add caffiene powder to juice uwu

Your future

Do you want kids? absolutely, i wanna be a mom and take care of kids. like full stop, no cutting corners, no having my wife do most of the work, just me being a full on mom.

Do you want to get married? also absolutely, but idk what i want in a partner atm so im not looking around either. like i know the over arching things, but im not sure what would draw me into a person

Ideal career? psychiatric doctor or endocrinologist

Which do you think is better…

…lips or eyes? i really cant pick, cause on one hand i love shapely and soft lips, but on the other hand girls with big doe eyes are very nice

…hugs or kisses? kisses <3

…shorter or taller? i like short girls, but i wont say no to a tall girl

…older or younger? im fine with either, but i do have a lower limit of 3 years my current age

…romantic or spontaneous? im not sure, but i know i am a very tender and romantic person

…nice stomach or nice arms? i am an enjoyer of girls with soft stomachs yes

…sensitive or loud? sensitive

…hook up or relationship? relationship, i like tender and soft love

…trouble maker or hesitant? which ever is more fun in the moment i guess

Have you ever…

…kissed a stranger? if i don't know you and you try to kiss me i will stab you

…drank hard liquor? girl i nurse pints of jaeger from time to time

…lost glasses/contacts? nope

…had sex on the first date? no

…broken someone’s heart? yes

…been arrested? no

…turned someone down? yes

…cried when someone died? not yet but i did cry when my dog died

Do you believe in…

…yourself? yes

…miracles? yes

…love at first sight? no

…heaven? not sure

…Santa Claus? nope

…kiss on the first date? its innocent enough, but i gotta vibe right

…angels? not in any traditional sense, but people who are capable of higher acts of kindness sure

idk who to tag so anyone who wants to go ahead 🐰💖🐰

#tag game

[peachy-rambles]

Peachy xir,,, can we please get some fluff?? As a treat?? We need the serotonin. the happy brain juice if u will.

Fluff as per requested! I hope you like Michael because I was in the mood to write him UwU

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Michael loved his grandparents!

(Somewhere in the back of his mind, he knew he should call them his Elders, to show them respect. But he liked grandparents better!)

Grandpa Phil and Grandpa Techno were the best!

They visited him a lot when his dads were busy, so Michael wasn't always alone. Usually when they visited, they brought him lots of gifts and Michael's dads even let him go outside with his grandparents sometimes! He always had lots of fun with them and he loved them so much.

Michael was still learning Common and mostly knew Piglin, so sometimes it was hard to talk to other people, including his dads. But Grandpa Phil and Techno both knew Piglin! Phil couldn't speak it ("He has the wrong vocal chords," Grandpa Techno had told Michael), but he understood it and would listen to Michael babble in Piglin. He'd nod along and talk with him in Common. But Grandpa Techno knew Piglin AND could speak it! It was so easy to talk to Grandpa Techno and Michael loved hearing Techno tell him stories in Piglin.

Both his grandparents had lots of great stories! Sometimes they told him about an ancient Empire they once ruled together, sometimes they told him about adventures they had before their Empire or sometimes adventures they had by themselves. (He didn't like those stories as much. He liked it better when they told him stories when they were with each other.)

Michael learned that Grandpa Phil was really good at making clothes. He usually had some new clothes for Michael when he visited and had even made a little red cloak for him that looked just like Grandpa Techno's! The gold eyepatch Michael wore outside sometimes to cover his missing eye had been made by Phil too. Michael loved all the clothes Grandpa Phil made him, they were always so warm and comfy, and perfect.

Grandpa Techno always had lots of gold for Michael. The first piece of gold he'd ever given Michael was one of many gold rings Techno used to wear on his fingers. It had been the first time Michael had met him (it hadn't been the first time they met, it was just the first time Michael remembered) and Michael had been sitting in Techno's lap, fascinated by the gold rings Techno wore.

Before Grandpa Techno had left, he'd taken off one of the rings (the one with a small white diamond inlaid in it) and slipped it onto Michael's small wrist.

Michael had been so overjoyed because somehow he knew exactly what Techno's gift meant - that Techno had accepted Michael as his family, that Michael was a part of his Sounder and that Techno was a part of Michael's.

Techno brought Michael lots more gold after that, but the ring was still Michael's favorite and he treasured it.

One time when his grandparents came over, Grandpa Techno was holding a small blanket in his arms and Michael could smell an unfamiliar scent coming off of it.

Techno had kneeled down to show Michael the blanket and in it, a small white face had peered back at Michael.

It was a baby polar bear.

Michael had never seen an animal like it before and was fascinated by the small cub. He spent the day being supervised by his dads and grandparents, playing with the cub and by the end of the day, he'd fallen asleep with it curled up by his side.

He got to keep the polar bear and named it "Mimi".

While Michael loved when his grandparents visited him, and all the gifts they gave him, his favorite thing to do with them was go outside.

His dads didn't trust the outside world, had warned them that it was dangerous and there were scary people who wanted to hurt him. But they knew they couldn't keep Michael inside forever and would sometimes take him out for walks. But they were usually busy most of the time, so sometimes when his grandparents visited, they'd buddle him up in his warm winter clothes and take him outside into Snowchester.

Mimi would always come with them, attached on a lead that Techno or Michael would hold onto. They'd play in the snow, running around and making snowmen. Grandpa Phil even started a snowball fight once when he threw a snowball at Grandpa Techno. Michael had lots of fun that day and laughed as they all threw snowballs at each other.

A few times his grandparents brought him outside of Snowchester, to see the rest of the land.

Michael will never forget the first time they all stepped through a Nether portal and into the Nether.

It was so pretty and amazing, and the place felt strangely familiar to Michael! But they didn't stay there long, walking to another portal to bring them to his grandparents home.

He liked his grandparents home. There were a lot more animals there that Michael got to see and he got to play with all of their dogs. He even got to see some puppies that had just been born and hold one!

His grandparents had lots of cool stuff and so many books inside their house. Michael still couldn't read Common yet, but Grandpa Phil gifted him a few of their books and promised to read them with him back at Michael's house.

(Grandpa Techno had slipped in a book he said was called the Princess Bride and that it was his favorite, but that Michaeal could not tell anyone. Michaeal nodded vigorously and promised, just as long as Techno promised to read it to him.)

His grandparents also showed Michael their weapons and equipment while Michael was at their home. Grandpa Techno even showed Michael all the different types of swords he'd made himself.

"Will you make me a sword when I get older?" Michael asked him.

"No," Grandpa Techno had said and laughed when Michael pouted, "I'll teach you how to make your own sword. Every Piglin gets taught at some point in their lives how to make their own weapons."

Michael did in fact, already have his own gold sword back home, but it was very old and not usable. His dads told him that he had it when they found him, but Michael doesn't remember how he got it or why.

Michael doesn't remember anything before his dads, actually.

His dads told him that he was really sick dead, he'd been a lifeless zombie and just an empty husk when they found him, and was for a long time. But Grandpa Techno gave his dads a special golden apple that made Michael all better. Michael still only had one eye and one ear, but the rest of him was fine. He wasn't sick at all anymore and was really healthy.

He couldn't remember anything from when he was sick or anything before then, but that was ok, it didn't bother him. His dads and grandparents assured him it was fine and he believed them.

He was happy - he had his dads, his chicken and Mimi, he had his Uncle Tommy and Aunt Niki, and he had his grandparents! He was happy with his family - his Sounder - and that's all he cared about.

But he did miss his grandparents because they hadn't visited him in a while. He started to get worried and even Mimi sensed it, getting anxious and pacing around the house most days. His dads didn't tell him anything, not even when he asked where his grandparents were.

But then, one day they showed back up!

They looked...a little different. They were wearing their armor and had their weapons on them, they even had a few bags with them. They took their armor off and put their weapons away when they came inside, and Michael saw that Grandpa Techno had a new scar on his face, with bandages on his arms. When Michael asked if he was ok, Grandpa Techno just shrugged and said he got into a bad fight with a mean "authoritative" Creeper.

Michael spent the day inside with his grandparents. He would've preferred to go outside, but he hadnt seen them in so long that he was happy just to be with them.

Grandpa Phil cooked them dinner while Grandpa Techno let Michael tell him about all the things he'd missed while he was gone. He kept talking even during dinner and didn't touch his food much, too excited to eat. His grandparents didn't seemed to mind and listened to him with a smile on their faces.

After dinner, they all huddled up in Michael's bed, Phil holding Michael and Techno holding both of them as Techno read the Princess Bride to them. They all ended up falling asleep like that and that's how Ranboo and Tubbo found them when they got back home.

"Michael's going to be really happy when he finds out they're going to be living here," Ranboo said, smiling at them.

"I know. That's why I agreed to let them stay here until things die down," Tubbo commented with his arms crossed over his chest. He wasn't exactly happy with the situation, but he knew it was the best considering the circumstances. Afterall, why would Sam or Quackity look for their escaped prisoner in Snowchester of all places? Especially since it was known that Techno and Tubbo were enemies.

They weren't, but no one outside of their family needed to know that.

Because they were all a family now - a Sounder, in Piglin terms - and looked out for each other, would protect each other where their past families hadn't. They wouldn't fail like before and would stick together.

(Michael was, in fact, overjoyed when he found out the next morning that his grandparents would be living with him from now on. The adults all smiled at him as he ran around the room in excitement, completely unaware as to the true reasons to this change. He was simply content that he wouldn't be alone in the house anymore and would spend lots more time with some of his favorite people.)

#techza #technophil #peachy wrote a thing #peachy fic prompts #this is kinda a mess and rambly #but i wanted to just get my idead down #also it's from michael's pov he's like 3 lmao #the mind if a child is simple and sometimes a mess #(that's the excuse i'm using anyway)

[ji-yaaan]

Jessamine-rose asked:

Ohh hiiii!! I really loved your leona fic, it was so soft!! X3 may i request idia and jamil seeing their short mc wearing their hoodies?? Headcanon or one-shot whatwver you are more comfortable with!! I would like to request a but of spice as well if you dont mind.

𝐖𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐇𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐬♡

Headcanons with: Idia, Jamil, Kalim, Jack

Note: Yo this idea is so cute I'm melting as I write this- this scenario is just wholesome and I won't forgive myself if I sully this wholesomeness... Oh but Jamil however- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh btw I added in some characters I can imagine with this secnario lol. Ok on to the headcanons!

And yes... I reposted this cuz tumblr hates me and won't let me use the tags... I don't stay up til 5am for nothing bro-

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After 8 rounds of Mario kart Idia destroying you 8 times lol cuddled up in the blankets as the both of you crush your consoles attempting to win a round.

It's getting pretty late, but game time is holy for the both of you, so both of you gotta make time to schedule the most awaited activity of the day! GAME TIME~

But after a long day of brain damage at school *cough braincell squad cough* anyone is bound to get exhausted. Taking a break from the game, Idia takes off his jacket and nyooms away to the kitchen to get some chips and soda for you two.

"Potato chips? check~ Soda? check~" Idia smiles as he excitedly makes his way into his room to crush you at the game again.

Oh my what's this? He found a rare treasure lying in his room!!! Quick! What does he do now??? OH MY GOD! You were sleeping... BUT YOU WERE WEARING HIS HOODIE! What is this cuteness? What is this ultra uwu energy? What is this fluff doing here? That's it! Idia has now died of uwu. Respawn later...

While Idia was holding his bags of chips and cola, he can't help but blush at how cute you were! You looks sooooo smol in his jacket- congrats you stole Idia's heart.♡♡♡

I'd say Idia's greatest weakness is cute stuff and small things. So you looking so smol in his jackets is just going to give him heart combulsions.

Idia will probably crouch in the floor to stare at your sleeping face. He'd sit right next to you and stare at you for a while. "Hehe..." Linking his arms with yours as he playfully pokes your cheeks.

He'd rest his head on your shoulder still blushy wushy cuz you're just sooo adorbs♡ "Games can wait for tommorow.."

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Like the usual, the Scarabia dorms is up for a party 24/7 because of the happy go lucky kalim. Jamil is still pissed like the usual too...

While kalim was performing his thing entertaining the guest... A wild Jamil appeared! Care to send love??? Jamil makes his way to you, so he can finally chill and recharge from chaos with a powerhug. But as he was just inches away from from you... Dammit someone just have to ruin his moment.

"WAHHHH! Y/N! OH NO I'M SO SORRY!" Some idiots just have to ruin his time with you... Drinks spilt in your top, leaking wet from the juice that spilt on you.

Jamil will just sigh and volunteer to take care of another problem yet again, just like the usual. BUT! Before he takes care of those stuff PRIORITY FIRST! You need to be taken care of first ;>

Jamil will drag you in an empty room to change... now all thats left is to change in clean and dry clothes- Wait....Wow just the luck you both have... No one got spare clothes... what now?

Of course Jamil will offer his hoodie! He can't have you walking around uncomfortable in damp clothing!

When you walk out of the room... Cute... What is this cute creature? Since you are small and short, Jamil's hoodie is oversized on you. The sleeves go way past your fingers, and the big jacket makes you look even smaller in general.

Jamil's having a lowkey midlife crisis inside his head, but gotta keep looking chill and cool, so he just settles with a pinch on the cheek.

HOWEVER! When you go back to the party in the banquet halls. Everyone seeing you will comment how tinier you look like in a big hoodie. Everyone is just going ballistic with the smol and cute comments. Jamil is not happy about this.

As people are making cute comments about you. You'll just blush and freeze on the spot. BUT JAMIL HOWEVER... SNEK BOI IS BURNING WITH RAGE AND JEALOUSY... I mean... That's his hoodie you were wearing. Are they blind? Should he hypnotize people to do stupid things later?

After the party... Oho ಠ ͜ʖ ಠ with Jamil going jealous a little while ago... He'll hug you tighter this time, his chin resting in your head. "Don't look cute in front of other people... I'm the only one you're allowed to look cute for."

Expect markings here and there in the morning... Take this sentence however you like...

•°•°•°•°•𝑲𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒎 𝑨𝒍 𝑨𝒔𝒊𝒎•°•°•°•°•

Midnight trip in the clouds with your local sunshine boi! Riding the magic carpet with kalim is one of the most magical experience! Moonbathing with the stars WHILE YOU SIT BESIDE A LITERAL STAR LIKE KALIM TOO! as kalim cheerfully tells fun stories while laughing.

But of course the night today was kinda chilly and cold but you forgot to bring your sweater with you... Dammit it was really cold today. But somehow seeing kalim smile warms you up! I can't blame you though-.

When a really cold wind blew past the two of you... THAT'S IT! IT WAS REALLY COLD TODAY! You shivered while you held unto your arms and shoulders in attempts to keep yourself warm.

Of course Kalim notices this and offers his cardigan in uwu style! "Oh? Y/n are you cold? Oh! If you want, you can use my cardigan! Hehe..." Kalim brightly smiles like the usual. A blinding smile to keep the sleep paralysis demons away.

Frankly, Kalim is not that big, but his jacket still drooped on you which was very cute in Kalim's eyes!

"Y/n you look so small~ how cute!!" Kalim just casually blurts out, no embarrassment or whatsoever...

Of course it's a bit embarrassing for you at first, but Kalim's too pure and innocent for this world, so it's mainly just rainbows and sunshine being with him.

While the both of you are up in the air, maybe he'll offer a hug too if you're still cold. ಠ ͜ʖ ಠ it wouldn't be a sin to decline right?

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As the both of you are walking home, casually strolling in the roads that leads to the ramshackle dorm, this night was especially chilly.

The cold breeze was not cooperating this time as it continues to blow past the two of you. "Brrrr" this was cold... this was really cold... It was stupid not to bring your jacket with you when it's autumn near winter...

Jack was not blind to not see you shivering from the cold! Because jack is a good boye, he'll lend you his Jacket!!!

Seeing you look so smol in his jacket just melts his heart away. It literally looks like a blanket on you with how big it was. I MEAN THIS BOY IS LITERALLY WHOOPING 192CM TALL! GIVE ME UR HEIGHT

He'll just stare at you for minutes while you take walks, if you look close enough, you see his tail wagging and his ear perking up... Maybe a little blush too if you really look close ಠ◡ಠ

But a jacket can only do so much... Even if it was big and warm, your hands were somehow still cold seeing as you rub them every few minutes...

Good boye Jack offers to hold your hands!!! Would you like to accept this kind offer? ∆Yes ✓Yes!

When Jack holds your hands, JACK WAS A HEATER ALL ALONG? Big warm hands.... How comfortable... ;v;

Maybe along the way, he'll put your tiny hands in his pocket too... Who knows... But what you know is that you don't want to go home yet. Can the both of you extend this hand holding session?

Bruh...... tumblr won’t let me use the tags and properly post this... sigh.......

That's about it! I added Kalim and Jack to quench my thirst! And indulge in personal interests Again.. thankz for the request! And I hope you enjoyed this! ಠωಠ sending love before you read the next post under this♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ 

#twisted wonderland #twst #twst wonderland #disney twst #twst imagines #twst headcanons #twst fanfic #idia shroud x reader #idia shroud #jamil viper x reader #jamil viper #kalim al asim x reader #kalim al asim #jack howl x reader #jack howl #fanfiction #twisted wonderland x reader #twst x reader

[appleflavoredkitkats]

Hi!! Since quackity basucally just screamed "eYO SLIMECICLE LORE CANON" to the entire world, what would be hus role in the famberg las nevadas au?? Would he be a worker? A business partner? A customer? Would he have any interesting relations with schlatt considering their history? (Which may or may not be canon, please visit the SLIMECICLE CINEMATIC UNIVERSE for details uwu) love your au btw!! Always a delight to read :)))))

EYO SORRY THIS TOOK LONG, MY BRAIN JUICE DEPLETED A BIT FJDJDD but fair warning, i am writing this before charlie actually does lore so this WILL be inconsistent with what's canon

/dsmp /rp

charlie wound undoubtedly work as las nevadas, but he isn't there on BEHALF of las nevadas, if you get me? he would occasionally pass by and try to entertain some folks who are there. i feel like charlie would be a very comedic character, so he'd either do standup, or maybe do some other performance-based events.

he's honestly a cool guy— but his visits are ALWAYS random. quackity and schlatt don't even know when he plans to arrive or leave unless they get hints from fundy's dreams. still, they don't question the man. if he drops by, he drops by, and quackity does his best to accommodate him because it means good business.

i think charlie would be the one who sparks the fam's love for music again. after many wars, the three didn't really focus on anything else outside of the wars. the second time charlie visits (which is somewhat after the first wilbur event), he beckons fundy to go on stage and play something for the crowds. fundy was obviously bewildered, but he does what he can, and the crowd applauds his rendition of merry-go-round of life.

it's nice— charlie's enthusiasm really kickstarts the passion the three have long lost. even quackity has taken a stab at playing the piano again. schlatt doesn't necessarily play his own instrument, but he enjoys writing songs with quackity and fundy during their free time.

i say charlie is very similar to mr. wondertainment from the scp foundation. enthusiastic and jovial with hints of mystery surrounding him. but don't fret— his enthusiasm isn't secretly malicious at all. well, to quackity, schlatt, and fundy at least, since he does care about them. his “slime” is somewhat of a mysterious source of fuel that kind of strengthens a lot of the machinery and the structures of las nevadas.

the others didn't know of charlie's interceptions, but charlie doesn't mind. all he cares about is bringing back the happiness he once saw in people like schlatt or quackity. seeing them basically all, well, different really throws him off. if he can get them to be happier than they were in the past, then he'll do something to make that change.

before he leaves, he always makes sure to leave something behind. whether it'd be extra slime fuel, or a picture of schlatt's past found families he's forgotten about, or a new keyboard for fundy and quackity to mess with— he always makes sure to leave a gift behind.

(schlatt does wish that charlie talked to them more, but he was always, again, mysterious. they never knew what he was up to, so they just merely cherish him whenever he's present.)

#slimecicle #quackity #jschlatt #fundy #dream smp #mcyt #famberg las nevadas au #long post

[ichoriism]

@nouvelis​ inspired: ♡ kyungil ( both verses of u want! )

verse: earth 1 - clowns 

Who is the most affectionate? I believe both are but Kyungsoo takes the initiative more often and Taeil reacts into it without thinking about it. So it’s like those cases of a couple that acts like a couple of more than friends but are actually just friends but also have fast food combos named on their honor and yeah, clowns!

Who initiates the handholding? Kyungsoo initiates the hugs and Taeil does the handholding. When they are outside and there’s something that catches Taeil’s attention, his fingers thread naturally into Kyungsoo's and he drags them to the object of his attention and it stays that way the rest of the time. Even when they are watching movies, Taeil initiates the handholding if they aren’t already hugging/cuddling.

Who worries more for the other? Taeil does because he can sense there are odd silences coming from Kyungsoo's side and those bruises and cuts just add more worry to his brain :c

Who is more likely to ask for help? I think both have a hard time communicating they need help for important things to not trouble/worry each other :( Taeil may be a bit more open in this if it’s something not that troublesome like asking Kyungsoo to check his rehearsals and choreos and voice his opinion but outside from that? not so much ;A; 

Who is the one always losing the keys? Taeil— that child has not lost his head because it is attached to his neck OTL

Who leaves little love notes for the other? I can see Kyungsoo doing these, specially when Taeil had important presentations. He probably got Taeil’s fav drink (apple juice) often in those days and put a cute message on it before handing it over and Taeil smiled like an idiot every time and felt his heart race and and and— clowns!

Who can’t sleep unless the other is there? Both do. The moment one awakes before the other, the other wakes up soon enough if the warmth is gone. I guess these are also dysfunctional kittens?

Who is more likely to propose to the other? Taeil. He knows Kyungsoo sometimes overthinks things and doesn’t voice out all he wants because he doesn’t deserve it so yeah, he will do something real romantic and have a speech and all (that he will forget) and may probably almost lose the ring— but he will do all that looking at Kyungsoo in the eye and saying he loves him and cannot wait to build a life together as husbands 

Who introduced the other to their family first? Both are orphans and after they meet again, Taeil brings him over for dinner and it becomes a common occurrence that they spend a lot of time over Taeil’s whenever they have time and don’t feel like going outside (even when Kyungsoo had bfs). Taeil probably doesn’t know much about Kyungsoo’s mother but may have an idea that things are not very sweet in Kyungsoo’s side of the road :c

Who is more likely to play with the other’s hair? Both do! Honestly, they are so enamored with the smallest detail of each other that it should be glaringly obvious they are made for each other yet we are in this freaking circus 🤡

Who makes sure the other has meals/stays hydrated? Kyungsoo does. He knows Taeil is a hazard in the kitchen and doesn’t eat as well as he should if he doesn’t take him out to grab his meals when the rest of his brothers are busy OTL in reality, Taeil is not that useless in the kitchen if he focuses but he haaaates eating alone so he grabs quick things when no one will have a meal with him at home :c

Who is more likely to stand up to anyone for the other? Both do but Kyungsoo tends to react quicker. Taeil is more clueless about these situations but if the situation calls for it, he will stand in front of Kyungsoo to protect him <3

Who is the most likely to prepare a surprise for the other? Taeil! Kyungsoo likes to surprise him too but Taeil can plan the craziest things specially when Kyungsoo seems moody just so he can help him take his mind off things. Roller coasters, horror houses, trips to the beach, hiking in the forest at night, fresh good from his bro’s bakery, you name it. At this time, Kyungsoo will have passed through a myriad of crazy options Taeil thinks are fun—

Who makes the other pinky promise not to do certain things? I think Kyungsoo may do this, he’s the sweeter one in this equation c:

Who puts a blanket over the other when they fall asleep on the couch? Taeil does! Moves enough to cover Kyungsoo in blankets and spoon him properly, after that, he’s also gone uwu

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verse: earth 2 - intense clowns

Who is the most affectionate? Taeil. Remove “childhood friendship” from the equation and my kid has no qualms about throwing himself onto his favorite vampire.  

Who initiates the handholding? I think Kyungsoo would be the first one here. It is something simple, really, but probably likes the look in Taeil’s face when it happens because they are so intense, soft gestures like this are such a change of pace he does not know what to do with it or how to react xD

Who worries more for the other? Kyungsoo does. I’m sorry, Taeil is a mess in every universe he wakes up at—

Who is more likely to ask for help? Taeil probably, not because he cannot do things, but because he likes having Kyungsoo show he cares and is there for Taeil. 

Who is the one always losing the keys? Taeil— in every universe, never trust your keys to this child.

Who leaves little love notes for the other? Taeil grabs this one! He has a small post it pad in his jacket with messages already written and sticks them to Kyungsoo's back before the vampire leaves and says ‘You can’t read it until you get home!’ and runs off xD 

Who can’t sleep unless the other is there? Kyungsoo doesn’t sleep but Taeil is still human so, he doesn’t like waking up alone on bed thus why he wakes up / tosses around if Kyungsoo isn’t there. I’m sorry Kyungsoo, you better develop a pastime while this clingy koala sleeps hugging you or turn him already so he can give you back time alone at night xD

Who is more likely to propose to the other? Taeil, more than a proposal it’s like Taeil grabbing Kyungsoo’s lapels of his jacket until they are eye-to-eye level, saying you took me you cannot untake me, I’m in this for the rest of my life and beyond if you ever decide I’m serious and I want this with you for eternity —

Who introduced the other to their family first? I’ve decided in the vampire verse, Taeil has no one :’) so they are on equal standing

Who is more likely to play with the other’s hair? Taeil. He likes all of Kyungsoo but these parts that remind him the human side of himself are those soft spots he’s fallen for even more. He thinks it’s like having found a treasure map and every stop holds a secret he tucks in and relishes in with all his might.

Who makes sure the other has meals/stays hydrated? Taeil, because Kyungsoo needs to feed and Taeil is happy to be of service ^^:

Who is more likely to stand up to anyone for the other? Taeil does it quicker. Without his brothers, he had to toughen up earlier and stronger so he can react pretty quickly to this kind of thing and forget he’s not that strong throwing punches.

Who is the most likely to prepare a surprise for the other? I think Kyungsoo would have more experience and ideas of how to surprise Taeil :3

Who makes the other pinky promise not to do certain things? Taeil! You bet he’s gonna make Kyungsoo promise him he won’t leave him even if he turns gray.

Who puts a blanket over the other when they fall asleep on the couch? Kyungsoo, because his koala gets cold easily :’)

#● → 𝓈𝑜𝓃 𝑜𝒻 𝒸𝒽𝒶𝓃𝒸𝑒 ● ʟᴇᴇ ᴛᴀᴇɪʟ #● → 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒾'𝓂 𝒾𝓃 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓈𝑒 𝓁𝒾𝓉𝓉𝓁𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓈 ← ● #nouvelis #{ ' why do i feel so endeared by vampire verse tho i didnt say clowns } #{ ' lonely taeil makes me weak :') } #{ ' kyungsoo is in for trouble any time taeil is in his way tho }

[jackrrabbit]

ask answering/updates

first of all, thank you 💘 second of all...

ok ok ok don’t get too excited, but I finally got the juice to start working on the next part of Fanatic 🖤 most of you guys will be like ‘who cares’ but i know some of you have been waiting for this for a while! it’s been what, 2 months?? hope I’m not jinxing myself by saying this *knocks on wood* also not to hype myself too much but it’s kinda bomb 😳 maybe this is just my sick bias but I’ve really been wanting to write about...aftermath iykwim haha. reader all scared & shy & trying to avoid him but yk he’s not going to leave her alone :P

I also figured out the ending to it will come back!! it wouldn’t be shiggy if it didn’t get dangerous 😈 also gonna be nice to write some eyes-rolling-back-in-the-head fuckery so our favorite handsy creep can finally get his dick wet with his beloved little nursey <3

here are some other vague ideas, some based on requests, some not. as always no promises!!

BNHA—pillage & plunder with fantasy AU warlord Bakugo (and his gang of ruffians?? hmm...)

BNHA—Overhaul makes you work off your daddy’s gambling debts the extra hard way uwu...also I have SO many ideas for Overhaul 😷 after I finish iwcb my next multi-part fic will probably be with him

BNHA—various things with reader as an aspiring villain set in the same universe as Caught in the Act: reader getting quarantined with shiggy & dabi...dabi getting mad at you after you keep fucking up...incel shiggy jacking it to his adorable protégée without her knowledge (a galaxy brain request from a very good buddy!!!!)

BNHA—ABO with alpha Hawks and omega reader in an elevator...and uh-oh, it’s stuck! and you’re going into heat! oh no, whatever will you do??

Haikyuu—you get stuck in a hole in a wall, good thing your dutiful boyfriend Kuroo is there to help you out ;)

Haikyuu—gangbang with Tsukki, Bokuto, Akaashi, and Kuroo...a challenge bc I’ve never written a gangbang before!! will have to do some research 🧐

Haikyuu—your bf Atsumu does mean things when he’s jealous, like putting his hands up your skirt in public

KNY—Kokushibou decides to keep a shrine maiden as his cute little human pet 💜 actually already wrote pt. 1 but I’ll wait to post til I’m done with Fanatic

AxK—just some no good very bad yandere content with Dr. Midori...neglect play stuff...sensory deprivation stuff...icky icky

Gintama—something with Kamui. does this count as monsterfucking? very very rough...idk what exactly? some form of dastardly acts

thanks for the concern friends 💕💕 I’ve been preoccupied by things happening irl for the past few weeks, trying to educate myself, going to protests, etc.

also in case anyone else is confused, my stance is and always has been that Black lives matter and all cops are bastards. I’m not sure my porn blog is the right place to talk about this at length but if you’re a bootlicker, please smash that unfollow button and don’t let the door hit you on the way out. if you don’t already have a decently functioning moral compass you should not get anywhere near my writing...fr

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omg thank you & yes yes a million times yes!!! hope you don’t mind commitment issues and student loan debt 💝👯‍♀️

the line between not hawksfucker and hawksfucker is very thin and very blurry, beware.....lol and thank you!!

the video you recommended...like damn!!! that’s exactly the vibe I feel like fratty Hawks x reader from be a little bad would be like if they had a happy ending eventually (start at 1:39)!!!!! “I didn’t make you do this” “I’m not accusing you of anything” it’s that exact dynamic. imo Hawks might be a little less willing to make things official and reader would prob have a hard time being straightforward enough to ask tho...hmmm

I did get several requests for a part 2! I’m thinking it over atm. I will say tho that most of my reqs have very slow turnaround so if I write it, it might be a while

ooh I love getting recommendations! here’s what I like:

fanfic: I read stuff like what I write (smut, kink, yandere, villains). at some point I’m going to make a long post of fic recs of my own! I also read fluff and character x character ship fic so interests are pretty broad

TV: humor, crime shows like Bones, Criminal Minds, Psych, that kind of thing. nothing too dark or complicated, nothing that requires too much investment. same goes for anime

movies: pretty much everything! lately I’m really into Howl’s Moving Castle and Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

books: literary fiction. can I say I’m into dark academia if the only dark academia I’ve read is The Secret History? favorite books I’ve read semi-recently are TSH, All the Light We Cannot See, The Poisonwood Bible, and Discipline & Punish. currently reading Foucault’s History of Sexuality

music: idk man...all kinds of stuff. I listen based on vibe more than genre. all my spotify playlists are named things like “sunday” and “the power” and “[sparkle emoji]”. my artists on repeat are Hozier, The Weeknd, Kendrick, M.I.A., The Neighborhood (F I’m a basic bitch) but I’ll try anything once

jfc these two asks have given me so much hope 🥰😭💗 you know what? sooner or later I’m going to post Kamui x reader smut and it’s going to get 3 notes from the three of us liking it and that’s okay because I’ve thirsted over this man too long and too hard to go my entire life without reading over-indulgent reader-insert porn of him. yes the villain kink jumped out but DAMN!!! the man has ‘h*rny scumbag who lets his instincts rule him’ baked into both his DNA and his psyche, and I’m so here for it 😌

if you don’t know who Kamui is, do me a favor and watch gintama. yes there are like 400 episodes but it’s worth it. I will convert more bitches to the gintama thirst train if it costs me my life. Kamui was made to star in disrespectful breeding kink smut and this is a hill I will die on.

??? sure, if you can point me toward part 2 ????? lmao

I’m guessing you meant to ask for a pt 2 instead of pt 3? in which case, thanks for asking!! but tbh...for some reason I have a really hard time imagining what a pt 2 would look like, maybe because I wrote it 100% from Overhaul’s POV so it’s hard for me to define the reader’s feelings. I’m not saying it’ll never happen but 🤷‍♀️

HOWEVER if it’s Overhaul content in general you’re craving, you’re in luck!!! he’s a favorite of mine. legit he ticks so many of my boxes—villain kink? check. medical/scientist kink? check. yakuza kink? honey I’m weak. I’ll definitely be writing more for him in the future!

oh no! I checked it on my computer & on mobile and all of the links are working for me? are the links still broken for you guys?

anyway, here are the rules, here’s the short version of the request rules, and here is part 1 and part 2 of it will come back.

thank you to everyone who has sent kind words, everyone who replies to my writing, and everyone who posts thirst in the tags!!! I read that shit!!!! and it makes me fucking cry, I love you all

one more thing: several people have requested continuations to Sleepless, Sidekick, and Fanatic. on one hand, I’m so flattered that you guys want more!!! on the other hand, I actually already answered asks about pt. 2′s for those particular fics. before you request a continuation of anything, it’s probably a good idea to look up the name of the fic as a tag on my blog so you can check and see if anyone else had the same question 💖💖💖

#bunny talks #bnha #haikyuu #kny #gintama #AxK #about me #personal #recommendations #updates #yubitsume #bealittlebad #caughtintheact #itwillcomeback

[marshmallowprotection]

I... okay. I can't stop thinking about it. The sadist me and the shy me are in conflict over this fr

So, I dress rather modestly (not that I have much to show in the first place but im happy with that lol), i dont really like wearing v-necks or short shorts, stuff like that. Although i do love ripped jeans/shorts uwu. But all this time in lockdown, being home more, made me realize that, within the comfort of my home (even with a friend over), i rather like looser clothing. In particular, wearing pull-over sweaters without a shirt underneath (with the exception of two, which are too thin). And i even got a new pair of shorts last month which are definitely my favourite (i get a tiny bit nervous tho because if you look close enough you can see some of my scars, but ive gotten pretty careless about all that with friends cos eh theyre old scars), even though they are a little shorter than im used to, like a little bit above mid-thigh when standing. Theyre this really nice shade of grey, with rips in the front and deep pockets which make a nice barrier between my skin and the rips cos i'd feel a little too exposed otherwise lol. They're loose, too, and just... i dunno, i love 'em! Although they tend to ride up quite a bit when i sit down ^^"

As for the sweater, I'm actually wearing my favourite rn; it's also new but not as new as those shorts. Black ripped jeans, black undershirt, blue-to-grey gradiente sweater (which is also v soft on the inside uwu). Except, once online classes are over, or if im not going outside, i take the undershirt off. And this sweater has a wide v-neck and is short; like standing normally it covers everything, but when i raise my arms up to stretch (which i do frequently cos UGH my back), it shows like an inch or two of skin--

You can probably see where I'm going with this.

The shy part of me is like, "u have to wear the undershirt"; "u cant wear shorts that short/that ride up like that"; "dont even wear a choker like u do in 1/4 ur outfits its DANGEORUSSS"

The sadistic part of me, however, is grinning. "Nah u would totally wear it without the tank top"; "wear those shorts, see how he reacts"; "tomato boy saeyoung is ur fuel source cmon just do it"

I honestly have no idea what i would do. Although it would probably at least start with the former. And for the latter, i wouldnt bring any attention to it lol. Id just... wear it. And of course bite my lip, trying fruitlessly to suppress a grin if/when i get some tomato-faced reaction lol

[417]

(Aaaand i probably over-explained that... but my brain sometimes can't tell which details are relevant and which aren't, sorry ^^")

It's clothes. You can wear whatever you want to wear and you don't have to explain your style or why you're doing it to anyone. There are no rules and if someone tells you that you can undress the way you want then you punch them in the face. Okay, maybe not punch, but you get the point. Wear whatever you want. If you wanna be comfy, be comfy.

That's what I tell myself. For the longest time, I was a bigger girl until I got sick, and people never let me think I could wear a crop top. I felt like I'd never look good. Well, I got one, I wore one, and it felt good. WEAR CLOTHES THAT YOU WANT TO WEAR. Ideally, I would have big skirts and sweaters but I'm too poor for my aesthetic, but still. Wear what you love!

The only thing that I can say that would bother or get to Saeyoung is if you wore a sweater and you stretched and he saw your stomach. He would be flustered and hastily look away because he's chugging respect women juice. He just thinks you're adorable. He'd be flustered if you wore a sweater or a chicken suit, don't get me wrong here. That's Saeyoung for you. Loves you no matter your style.

#mod kait #ask #417 anon

[sirvalrigard]

genuinely cannot figure it out. cann you please tell me what the fnaf series is about

OK OK so like we’re extremely off our shits rn but lets try to make this coherent

edit: this actually turned into a fucking wall of infodump bullshit so adding a cut lol

1970s. a gay furry dad named henry emily decides to make a furry restaurant cause he’s passionate abt animatronics and making kids happy. he opens the restaurant with a man named william afton as his business partner. henry makes animatronics and william handles idk being fucking creepy and handling money is my best guess. the restaurant is called Fredbear’s Family Diner, featuring Fredbear and Spring Bonnie (after a year or two it becomes popular enough for henry to have money to build bonnie, freddy, chica, and foxy too!) 

ok so shits fine and normal until william billiam is like ‘hmm im gonna be a child predator now’

on a rainy night one of henry’s children, Charlie Emily, is locked outside the pizzeria somehow, where william finds and kills them. the security marionette that henry built to protect his kids drags itself outside to their body, and thus is possessed by their spirit

obviously henry is fucked up but no one knew who the killer was, so henry was able to reopen another location, this time under the new name of Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza, with the now familiar friends Bonnie, Freddy, Foxy, and Chica to join the original two! multiple locations are eventually opened, and things are going just fucking fine until WILLY billy does his bullshit again!!

this time he lures them into the back by wearing a Spring Bonnie suit, and kills four children and stuffs their bodies into Bonnie, FReddy, Foxy, and Chica, where Marionette (charlie) finds them and binds their souls to the animatronics

but even though willish addon was employed at the very location he killed kids at, AND he was even convicted as the killer, since police couldnt find the bodies (and are useless) he didnt go to jail which is honestly so accurate its the scariest part of the franchise

so like henry at this point i imagine is like “fuck this” and sells the restaurant line to—you know what? honestly? i would love to know who runs Fazbear Entertainment. with the way help wanted was going i rlly hope we get an expansion on that with them as the villians (destroy capitalism) ANYWAY–

“Fazbear Entertainment” becomes the parent company of this mess now and theyre like :)……oh lets hire that william guy again hes fine

and at this point wwillus is making his OWN fucking pizzeria and his OWN animatronics and is actively kidnapping, torturing, and killing children to steal life essence from their souls! during the process of testing this, he gets his own ‘daughter’ Elizabeth Afton killed!! yeah im not fucking making this up!! (ppl in the fandom really defend this guy lol)

1983. so as Freddy Fazbear’s Pizzas are expanding,  Willard Afturd somehow? got himself some children. like to raise. like as a “““father”““. personally i do like 2 think a mother was involved but honestly he totally coulda just fucking kidnapped some random children to raise as his own and im starting to think thats more plausible  actually BUT ITS NOT GAME THEORY TIIME

one of these kids he is personally torturing! his own “son”! incredible! long story short this traumatized child ( unofficially named CC Afton ) is forced into the mouth of Fredbear by his brother Michael Afton and his friends, aaaand he dies ( and is guided by Charlie to possess Fredbear )

even after years of rumors about dead kids being hidden in animatronics, its this accident is the last straw for Fazbear’s Pizza and they are finally shut down. then WILL rubs his nasty hands together and tries to open his OWN pizzeria with his original OCs do not Steal™, Funtime Freddy, Bon Bon, Ballora, Circus Baby ( possessed by Elizabeth) , and Funtime Foxy and theyre all. probably possessedtoo cause theyre used 4 his kid torture fetish

uh ok so Aphton is like hey michael go clean up my child abuse for me anyway brb so his son Mwanders into his father’s Pizzeria to find his sister elizabeth . long story short…………he finds her and she does the “we’re brothers but closer” spongebob meme but also with her friends

ANd they leave! hooray! from then on the story is about Michael, whos zombified now after being used as a husk to hide an amalgamation of 5 animatronics fucking trying to find his shitty fuckass dad, and to help the anguished and vengeful spirits inside

but the first location to reopen after having been shut down, Wilson AAAAA is employed AND KILLS SOME MORE KIDS who would have guessed omg amazing..stunning.. and michael is employed there JUST a week too late like it happens RIGHT before he’s employed so Wumbo Man gets away again and Fazbear Entertainment gets shut down AGAIN, in 1987

not too many years later Fazbear Entertainment tries to open restaurants yES AGAIN and theyre still using the original animatronics that are still rotting and bloody on the inside . somehow this place stays open for a bit, and michael is employed there still looking for Worst Father Ever, and the children attack him due to rage and confusion, and when they kill another employee, the restaurant is shut down for like the trillionth time

but then for some reason Whenwillhedie Afton is like im gonna go try to dismantle the other haunted animatronics at the shut down pizzerias cause i dont actually even know i have shit for brains and also probably wanted to melt them down for life juice BUT

theyrelike FUCK OFF and the spirits of the children materialize in front of Wellington Well Done and force him into the old crusty spring bonnie suit that he’d murdured in before nd spring is like FUCKy ou and crushesAlton with their animatronic parts aand smush him. trapped now #springbonnieisgoodguy

the spirits go to rest in animatronica, the events of fnafworld happen when: 30 fucing years later in like the 2010s some jackasses thought it would be a good idea to mak e a haunted hoiuse attraction based on fazbear’s pizza and use actual shit from the restaurants and of COURSE this fuck shit up hardcore and disturbs the spirits from the rest that they were in ( until it turned intp the events of FNAF World ) and then they were ripped back into reality when Fazbear’s Fright was built

also! they found WWWacky smacky Acky all rotting away inside Spring Bonnie (now called Springtrap) and were like yeah this is good. definitely not a robot struggling to hold back the influence of a murderer predator and definitely wouldnt haev a problem with being set free

basically michael hears about this thing when it opens and is the first employee there and proceeeds to burn the whole place down as soon as he sees Willmont stuck inside ofs Springtrap

buuuut it doesnt work and Springtrap and other various spirits and haunted robots are still wandering the fuck around and Henry at this point is like Okay I Need To Do Something About This Cause This Is Entirely Out Of Fucking Hand and he reopens a Freddy Fazbear’s location himself, but advertises for a manager who wants to build their own pizzeria

you know who pounces on this like a purple cat? MIKE hes like FUCK yeah egg boys gonna kill his dad and be ann egg MAN today

with the help of Henry’s use  of luring mechanics and michael’s endurance and survival skill they gather Scrap Baby (elizabeth), Lefty (charlie), Scraptrap (springtrap, unfortunately  who has a rotton raisin inside him ), and Molten Freddy (the remaining animatronics that  had jumped into michael’s skin lumped together)

soon as theyre all there ? boom . henry lights the place on fire just like mike had and THEY BOTH JUST SIT THERE AND DIE IN IT TOO LIKE ITS SO METAL and it burns everyone else as well

and all the kids are like

uwu

owo

and drag william afton into HELL!! and they get to torture him for a while together and get the revenge they deserve hell yeah tbh UCN is so iconic

BUT Fazbear Entertainment drinks the capitalism so theyre like…. :((( we’ve been so bullied we totally didnt haev an employee who killed countless children… .pleas,e,e,, buy our mehrch, , n,,jdn

SO they employ an AU version of scott cawthon to make, essentially, the games that we’ve all been playing, but like, in-universe, – so the company in universe has fnaf video games made in order to make light of and cover up the actual murders that happened in the canon. is this too meta yet?

okay i lied this is also the scariest part of the franchise bc of how accurate it is to corrupt business hGJFSKDLHDSS

therefore, they create Help Wanted, the recently released VR game (also a game in-universe) and they use salvaged circuitboards and shit from all the old animatronics to program the game, but of course that just ends up transferring everyone’s soul into the game – the kids, the animatronic AIs, and BASTARD MAN

spring bonnie, now called Glitchtrap, is in a deteriorated mental state and is weak to Afton’s influence, and the fuck is able to manipulate an unknown amount of people into helping him out of the VR game and into the in-universe real world. one of these people was jeremy fitzgerald, michael afton’s childhood friend and a former employee at Fazbear’s Pizza during 1987.

he was involved in a lawsuit against the company making the game, and we don’t know what has happened to him yet. but he’s very important. evidence points to him being one of the kids that helped michael put CC’s head into Fredbear’s mouth, and that in 1987 when working at freddys he was bitten and is somehow functioning without a frontal lobe (but like, michael at this point is functioning with insides made of pudding and rotting skin so . basically theyre both too gay to die )

but we DO know that theres at least one person communicating directly with Glitchtrap, who he seems to have convinced to help set him free, someone whos made their own rabbit mask but doesnt seem to be willingly doing this, and might be brainwashed

also, currently, (this is really weird because we are currently living in the same time as the fnaf timeline is at right now) Fazbear Entertainment is planning on a “service program” that is basically sending personal animatronics to peoples houses and GUESS how fucking well THAT works out bc theyre STILL ALL HAUNTED YOuf g

and it seems like theyre planning on opening a new location in 2020, and that might be when we can learn more about the reluctant follower of springtrap and who has the camera while everyone moshes on william aftons corpse

basically the games are about childhood trauma, recovery, the love of family and friends, and justice against many kinds of evils

also where the fuck is sammy

#.msg #five nights at freddy's #UH HOPE THIS MADE SENSE #literally this is the short version #i have to pee but we coouldt stop writing this HGJKFSDHFKJDHJ #theres literally so much left out its unexplainable in this format #we need like. a google doc or smth where we can write 57382972346758349674386543672 words #animals #ask to tag #my autism is showing #anonymous #timeline

[babiewonho]

can u write an essay on kihyun now please don't just saw beat root thanks QUEEN uwu

kihyun’s personality is so funny and contradictory to me lmao like he has such a big personality and um wow i just got distracted bc i put on drew barrymore by sza and it was playing at half speed bc i just played the COME GET YALL JUICE vine at half speed but anyways

first and foremost i think kihyun is very Capable like kihyun is like. so good at being an adult like he just knows how to do everything it’s so weird it’s like he was born just Knowin. like he’s just so confident and he’s good at speaking most of the time and like he said he would go to vocal lessons while working two jobs that weren’t even close to each other like he’d have to take the train and he’s so determined even going to school like he’s been doing while promoting as an idol like he just has a really type a personality and he wants to be good at everything and he has the drive to achieve that as much as any human can it’s very respectable and imo a very attractive quality like i feel like if i asked him how to do anything he’d know for some reason

he’s very charming and he knows it and sometimes it’s greasy LMAO like when they had to do the pick up lines in that video and mx were dying in the bg but it’s very effective i think that’s really good for networking etc and he’s so friendly to other ppl he acts like he already knows them but he isn’t like…overstepping boundaries which is imo the way to become friends with someone wh said one time that to get close with ppl you just have to act close i think and that’s what kihyun does he seems very sociable and friendly and easy to talk to like he makes an effort to keep the conversation going and get on the speaker’s level/help them understand the topic 

tying in with him being rly capable he’s so good at cleaning n cooking like why is he so damn responsible lmao share some of those skills w/ me…wtf…but like wow that’s rly a whole adult i bet he even does his taxes on time but he takes his work so seriously and like he’s not even a dancer but he puts so much focus n energy into dance and it shows he’s so impressive…i…i hate it

so! i think what makes ppl misunderstand kihyun is he has this weird like…sharp outside/soft inside thing going on…coughs tsundere   but by that i mean  he’s not Genuinely mean   but he plays along well with others esp 93 line they have a very cozy n roasty dynamic going on and he’s quick to tease others in a friendly way unfortunately ppl take that as ONE personality archetype the “savage” just like shakespeare invented and that ONE personality trait supercedes ALL OTHERS n suddenly kihyun hates everyone like false…hello he’s just bein a scorpio (he’s born n like the First day of saggitarius but he himself has said he’s a scorpio n the time he was born rly indicates that so im just going with scorpio these   are the Facts) he ALSO…isn’t very comfortable with “mushy” stuff he’s fine giving compliments but when they get into genuine emotional things it’s not that he gets weirded out  it’s more like   it’s okay until He has to get mushy abt his own feelings at least from what i noticed

i was actually surprised bc kihyun is somewhat easily embarrassed and i didn’t expect him to be so nurturing on an emotional level like hugging changkyun when he cried, he sympathy cries w/ wonho lmao, comforting wonho when he cried during that one v live. i thought he’d be more of a supportive but awkward type in that situation but he actually empathizes really well. that’s why i think kihyun’s personality is so like  contrary there’s all these traits that seem to be the opposite of each other but melt together just fine in his personality

but he actually has a very nourishing presence he just seems to have like a different rule for himself and he doesn’t like to get all deep or w/e that’s so scorpio of him…it embarrasses him lol he doesn’t like emotional vulnerability if he thinks it opens him up in a negative way but here he goes again with the contradictions- he’s emotionally open with children and pets. he’s amazing with children and animals n feels a lot of love n affection towards them as well as the members but honestly i’ve practically raised my little brother from infancy to like four years old and i have very high standards for child care but kihyun takes such pride in his work as always n he luvs the Babies so he is very mm meticulous abt it. i got stressed when the kid’s heads weren’t supports while getting sleepy in their chairs n then the moment i got stressed kihyun’s hand wld fly out to support their heads and he held them and esp the sick babie :(( even when he cried kihyun didn’t get panicked as many ppl too and hand him off to one of the more experienced ladies he comforted the babie n held it n also

during mxray season 2 when they met the kids again he got all worried abt i cant remember which kid it was…jongwon! i think he was worried shownu wld hurt him by accident in the bounce house thingie lmao which i was worried abt too so he was like be gentler and my heart…she soared he rly cares abt them :(( in a very genuine way n also! at the batting cages v live there were kitties and he, wonho, and ck were worried abt them getting hurt. he’s just a very caring n loving person and he does engage in a lot of skinship like they said on the psychology analysis part of mxray but i think rather than physical affection he shows love through actions like waking the members up and finding stuff for wonho etc ordering the other members around n leading them in the right direction he definitely has a BIG leadership quality n a desire to be in control but he doesn’t let himself like usurp shownu’s position lmao he just relishes the times when he gets power

i always say it’s more like shownu, minhyuk, and kihyun are three coleaders and i think they all compliment each other extremely well and kihyun is a rly good mc esp in things like mon happy radio he and minhyuk are rly entertaining and work together really well which is rly cool

he rly rly loves the members in a very fond way they make him smile a lot and what i think is so funny is i think kihyun originally has more of a tendency in situations like that there’s something historically in comedy called a “straight man” (i know) where someone else acts like an idiot and this person basically doesnt find it amusing n acts serious or upset kasjfsf and i thought kihyun wld be like that but i think mx just has such a goofy energy and kihyun often engages in the goofiness but that seems to me like something that probably changed when he met the boys i can’t seem him being like that arnd other ppl but i think he’s very fond of their dynamic and embraces it now like he laughs in this Specific way when the members all get Ridiculous like he’s in fond disbelief like when they kept singing the UFC song!!! in no exit like he’s lovingly saying “these idiots” in his head it’s really cute tbh he’s just very often Fondly Exasperated like when mh ate the whipped cream at the end of that one vid/when ck ate food of the plates from other ppl in mxray you can just tell he has so much love for his members 

as for his relationship with 93 line that’s just pure love n friendship to the point of comfortably making fun of each other n i really hate when ppl act like it’s genuine hatred bc you can’t make jokes like that with people if you genuinely dislike them they’re just all three very comfortable with and fond of each others and build off each other very well comedically and the teams switch up as to who is making fun of who and like?? if they rly hated each other things like mon happy radio with mh and kh and the times when mh was absent and hw was the replacement would be possible. they get along fine for that and it’s like an HOUR long of just them together and they make jokes and they compliment each other like anyone with more than 2 brain cells knows they don’t actually hate each other but :) had 2 say that

CAPABILITY ASIDE kihyun has these moments of hilarious like…airheadedness   as demonstrated in aleena’s amazing gifset of kihyun being dumb. he’s so smart but he just lapses on the most ridiculous things aksjfasf it’s so funny  kihyun, staring at a seatbelt: does this go around my neck   is this the Neck Belt  Oh..  just youthful naivete which the other members bring up sometimes n his face when they got their first win :(( cld it be…kihyun is a soft babie!! it Cld !! :D

also vocal wise i’m not a Professional or anything but he’s rly one of the best vocals in kpop like breath support and not singing with strained notes and vocal agility he’s just so good he and shownu are actually different imo than a lot of kpop vocals who just sing n half of it’s like  rhythmic yelling lmao like he and shownu can both sing BALLADS well and with CONTROL they’re so incredible and kihyun has a pretty wide range imo it’s very healthy singing with lots of support 

anyways i wrote WAY more than i thought i was gonna be able to abt him there’s deadass like 1.7k words right here lmao like yall readin this? eyes emoji anyways i hope this makes some sense it’s 4 am…anyways i think kihyun’s personality is fascinating and i feel like i have quite a few personality traits in common with him but also i wanna arm wrestle him so damn bad im not even reading back through this and checking it’s too much LMAO

#asks #analysis

[due4amiracle]

Day 155

Listo~!:

Reading, dailies, RP?

Short cute list for a short cute me - or at least that’s what Sir tells me, i’mma cutie. So i roll with it.

Aaaanyways.

i read my two chapters! The only reason i’m reading this book, as i told Sir last night in bed as we were doing our end-of-day roundup to each other, was because i want to know who killed the fucking fairy - that’s all i care about. i don’t care about the MC or her witchbitch aunt or her (admittedly sweet and precious) 11 year old daughter who is literally a 90 yo woman in a prepubescent child’s body. i don’t care a bout the vampire or the werewolf, or whomever the MC ends up with. i don’t care about any of it. i just want to know who done the deed. 

i’m 50/50 on whether or not i even want to continue the series, tbh. Could move on to the Powder Mage series. Perhaps The Locked Tomb series. Alpha & Omega series. Keeper's Chronicles. Gemini. Kingson Pride. Kingston Cycle. i have so many choices. Sigh.

Got in and did my dailies, managed to get two rolls and...

i got QIQI?! Ok i ain't even mad about it, i wanted her and could never roll her but HOT GOT DAMN i got her now~! :D ♡♡♡ i’m so happy, i love her she’s a new member of The Short And Cute And Adorable And Bamf club i’m building. xD Her and Diona are headcanon besties. Klee would be part of this club - if i had her. Maybe if her banner ever rolls around again i’ll get lucky. But for now, Qiqi is mine. No Hu Tao though. Sad. But that’s ok!

Forgot to talk about the sushi i had yesterday! The Chinese food was a bento  box from the local place in town that got delivered, it had little sushi in it, california rolls? i think? i don’t know sushi very well - in fact, this is the very first time i’ve had it that wasn’t a weird very poor quality buffet place that tasted very bad and made me sick. This however was GOOD oh my goodness. i enjoyed it! UwU tasty sushi, i like? Sushi? Wild. Absolutely wild.

Did some cleaning yay. Got the garbage in the bedroom changed, and incidentals picked up and thrown away and whatnot. Sir also took out a bunch of trash, which was great, starting tomorrow we start working on That Fucking Living Room where all the gottverdammt boxes are. Ugh. Too many boxes. Too many. Gives me bad claustrophobic anxiety just going in there. x_x

On the RP front, i didn’t get RP done, however, i did get some new spellsies! Yay~ UwU wards and such and things. Going to have to actually RP setting that stuff up tomorrow.

i think that’s about everything i did today, tbph.

Food: A Feeling a bit peckish, but we’ve got a cookie in the oven so that’ll top me off, and everything was tasty today. Liquid: A Did all the drinking required, cranberry juice, water, coffee, energy coffee, and a bit of C4. Pain: C Headache was pretty raunchy, not quite bad enough for More Than Normal Meds but hrm, not great, and the normal gamut of pain things in the cold, joints ache and hands and then there’s the probable uti that i’m working hard on eliminating, lungs were a bit gunky too. Brain: B Focus, again, as per usual, is my struggle, trying to keep all the threads together as they scatter like kittens in a ball pit (bad idea, do not do this) and then there’s the omnipresent anxiety and stress that lurks over my every movement. 

There were a few times i got quite lightheaded and dizzy. So there’s that.

Tomorrow: Reading, dailies, boxes? cleaning? RP?

Ever Onwards and Upwards!

#Multiple Sclerosis #ADHD #OCD #Arthritis #Spoonie #Daily #Genshin Impact #Genshin Waifu #Waifu Impact #waifu #Shaylee the Vampire #VampRP #RP #VtM RP #JustVampireThings #Food: A #Liquid: A #Pain: C #Brain: B #headache #joints ache #hands #probable uti #Lungs #focus #anxiety #stress #dizzy