#i got hitched

[asouwan]

Just checking this week’s schedule.

Version without glitch (less eyestrain) here!!

#glitch warning #elevator hitch #elevator hitch fanart #elevator hitch coworker #elevator hitch protag #elevator hitch cotag #elehitch cotag #cotag #i think we should have a cotag tag!! :0 #we got the torture labyrinth tomorrow #TORTURE LABYRINTH #in capital letters

[snzluv3r]

What about an allergy denial scenario?

ask and you shall receive (six months later <3)

here’s my first attempt at a proper allergy denial scenario where you gift me flowers that i insist i couldn't possibly be allergic to as i apologetically sneeze all over them, not wanting to spoil such a beautiful gesture. lots of hitching and some very harsh sneezes

#my wavs #snz wav #sneeze wav #snzbian #you can tell i improvised all the dialogue because i said the flowers were in a vase #then later said i wanted to put them in water lol #alas #next scenario i do will be an attempt at an actual scripted wav #i got a little too sneezy recording this one and couldn’t think of words towards the wnd #all that hitching had me dizzy #as always i am open to requests you just never know the timeline lol #might take a day might take a year but i’ll TRY #snzblr

[usoppictures]

#usopp #sanji #sanuso #THEY GOT HITCHED???? #like sanji's the only one in white and usopp's the only guy with a tie??? he's the most formally dressed #also they're sitting in the front together?? #sorry for not isolating usopp here i saw sanuso and like whited out

[michelada12]

☕️🐀💻📂

#elevator hitch #elevator hitch protag #my art #fan art #I too drink directly from the coffee pot #always got to be surrounded by your emotional support rats #the bottom left is based on that one pigeon meme

[avengerscompound]

Steve Rogers & Tony Stark

Avengers Unlimited Infinity Comic (2022) #52

#marvel #avengers #marveledit #comicedit #steverogersedit #captainamericaedit #tonystarkedit #ironmanedit #stony #steve rogers #captain america #tony stark #iron man #avengers unlimited infinity comic #616 #patch zircher #marvel comics #avengerscompoundedit #this is not how they're presented in the comic #but i knew if i did this it would make them look like they just got hitched

[youraveragecatastrophe]

[ID : four pencil sketches, digitally colored, of characters from the 2019 show Carmen Sandiego.

Carmen as seen by Zack and Ivy during their first meeting in the donut shop, but she looks closer to her young appearance in VILE island : her hair goes to her shoulders, her face is rounder and she wears the coat and hat she stole from Cookie Booker. She is frowning and balling her fists as if trying to appear intimidating.

Carmen on the runway in Milan. Her hair, in a ponytail, is fluffy like her regular hair. She looks to the viewer with a cocky smile as she strikes a pose.

Julia in Rio, wearing the ACME suit with the pants instead of the skirt. She is leaning against the table where Carmen and Shadowsan were drinking coffee, looking intently at a cup.

Zack at the party in Dubai, wearing a black jacket with a complex multicolored pattern. He looks to the side with a smile. /End ID]

Some things I wish we'd seen in season 2 of Carmen Sandiego! In no particular order, a visibly younger and scruffy Carmen during her first meeting with Ivy and Zack, Carmen's Milan runway look having her fluffy hair instead of it being straightened, Julia in an ACME pantsuit instead of the skirt, and Zack wearing a more original jacket than the black one he wore in the Emirates.

(Zack's suit is from here, because I could not design something this complicated)

#carmen sandiego 2019 #carmen sandiego #julia argent #zack cs #my art #technically these were ready a month ago. then i lacked time for the finishing touches. THEN i decided wait actually i want basic bgs #ft the fastest backgrounds i've ever drawn. and let me tell you they were a blast to draw! #obv very much the bg from the corresponding episodes #this isn't the jacket i would've designed for zack if it had actually been for the show (that would've been a bitch to animate i bet) #but i figured i could have fun with it! #and then i drew every part of the pattern by hand instead of using the special tools in photoshop. whyyyy #also i forgot zack had his hair combed back during the party... that's what happens when you don't rewatch the episode before drawing #let's say that's after he got to loosen up bc the mission went without a hitch :) #once again let me reiterate: i hate julia's acme suit with a burning passion. WHAT ARE THOSE SKIRTS. HIDEOUS. #let her wear pants dammit #anyway i missed coloring SO. MUCH. i want to pick up my tablet again and draw let me draw let me colorrrr

[hangeslefteye]

What does your fave Aot girl tells me about you

Don't come for my ass this is a realistic review.Also ALL aot girls are queens <3 Just try to pick 1 or 2 before going down.

Pieck:On the surface you must look like a sweetheart but an unhinged freak lies in you that you only reveal to your closest ones.There is a very high chance that you have/had a crush on your girl besties even if it's platonic XD.You overall like soft,calming feminine energy so you might be a little disgusted from men especially macho ones xD Time to time some real sassy remarks escapes from your sweet exterior but you somehow get away with it xD

Hange:I'm 100% sure you have great humor and you are at least a little knowledgeble about EVERYTHİNG since you loooove digging eccentric topics.You are the joy of anywhere you go,even if you are an introvert,people can feel your positive vibrations strongly.Also you have mom issues xDD If you have a crush on Hange you 100% have mother issues I'm so sorry :D Care for a therapist?

Ymir:You are gay.You WANT TO mind your own business and stay away from drama but somehow you always fail.And get into unwanted situations because you are a hot headed person even though you don't realise.You absolutely have an offensive flirting style and a cursed sense of humor VERY FEW would understand.On this matter you also give intimidating vibes yet I'm sure a lot of girl has a crush on you but you terrify men.

Annie:You are a smart person that actually prioritizes themselves over others.Also you are confident so you don't really look for validation or attention of others.Even though you don't really need love from somebody else this shit is sometimes cute?Like give it a shot sometime and maybe you'll like it???xD Also you are an honest person doesn't like playing sinister mind games on that matter you deserve love so much more than many people.

Hitch:Bi bi bi.On the surface you got a very feminine yet sassy attitude but this is your way of dealing with unnecessary foolish shit going on.You are a little too much into yourself and others might think you are a little narsistic but simply you are too tired of stupid people and learned to care for yourself.Girlboss you are doing the right thing.But open up to your bestie about that little crush of yours ok?

Sasha:Another girlboss!!You must be a really mentally strong person that can stay bright even in the saddest times and uplift everyone. With this goofy yet caring manner of yours people might look down on you but you SLAY when you supposed to like nobody else can.I'm sure you are also an unproblematic sweetheart in relationships and you can pull the right people into your life naturally.

Historia:Idk if you know how much of a mental challange it is to remain this kind yet competitive but you are nailing it.In real life you must be giving wonderful vibes as a reliable person that is both trustworthy and capable.But sadly you possibly have some people pleasing attitude and because of this and your natural kindness sorry to say you are wrongly underestimated.Try to use some Annie or Ymir essances before pulling narcists down on you -if you already didn't-

For boys edition

#lets go lesbians letss goo #someone pick up ymir I got pieck #Hange would follow herself anyways xD #attack on titan #attack on titan headcanons #attack on titan imagine #attack on titan scenarios #attack on titan x you #shingeki no kyojin #shingeki no kyoujin x reader #shingeki no kyoujin headcanons #pieck finger #ymir aot #historia reiss #sasha blouse #sasha braus #annie leonhart #hange zöe #hitch dreyse

[uhyeahithinkso]

S P I N

#Sorry i haven't posted in a while. I've been sick and I just haven't got anything to post #my little pony g5 #WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE #why did i make this #sunny starscout #zipp storm #pipp petals #izzy moonbow #hitch trailblazer #I could watch this forever #i-ready is hell #my little pony #mlp g5

[feralsunspotandtincan]

Boba: Okay, so I know most people get the whole Jetti Attachment thing wrong, and it's great you've got strong family bonds in your culture, very Mandalorian of you-

Luke: Thank you.

Boba: -but I'm pretty sure they also didn't shack up with kings and, you know, legally adopt 50% of their students.

Luke: *Drinking a blue milkshake while chilling on his husband's throne, draped in approximately a dozen little force sensitive children* Tragic.

#listen as soon as Obi-Wan explained that Jedi had bonds Luke ran straight out to get hitched to a tin can and sign adoption papers #Obi-Wan: you didn't let me finish #Luke: thats fair but have you looked at all your new adorable great nieces and nephews my new husband and i got you? #Obi-Wan: ...you may proceed #dinluke #luke skywalker #din djarin

[ccarrot]

okay so I've got this headcanon for a while about Sheep era where Shirase and Chuuya kept trying miscellaneous insane things to test out his powers. Shirase launching random trash like cans and empty bottles at Chuuya like "come on bro! if you want to kick bullets in midair you gotta start bigger!" Basically like a batting cage but with litter.

#i bet he's gone trainsurfing too. If you got gravity powers why not hitch a ride on a fast moving vehicle. and test ur stamina. #doing my seasonal replay of nitw is making me think about it where it doesn't belong. #well actually this is a pretty longstanding hc i had. my replay's just reminding me of it.

[pastelsailorr]

A Sinie I painted for my best friend and biggest supporter in what I do @mikoriin 💕(❁´◡`❁)

Watercolor on 4″x6″ paper

#affinity #mikki #watercolor #i wish!!! I got a video of me mailing it out!! But alas I hitched a ride with my boss bc i saw her leaving down the street #then had to run and mail it from her car bc we in da street #My art #shit gettin old

[snzluv3r]

i love having a snzfucker girlfriend so much she makes me feel so attractive and special in moments that i’ve normally been made to feel gross and embarrassed and small, like i should be ashamed of things i can’t control.

not only does she treat me with kindness and patience when i’m having a horrible allergy attack and can do nothing but sniffle and sneeze, she makes me feel pretty and worth loving and even sexy and it’s so special and i’m never going to get used to it

#idk i’m just soft #our first night together i was falling asleep while still having a fit #and i had been stifling but i started drifting off and before i realized what was happening i had sneezed fully and really harshly #directly into the palm of her hand (which she had cupped and ready in front of my mouth and nose the second i started hitching) #god it was so embarrassing and i immediately sprang up and apologized over and over #but she just cooed and shushed me and told me that i had nothing to be sorry or embarrassed about #and got me back to sleep #and then the next day when i apologized about it again #because it really was like #a very spray-y sneeze directly into her hand #she told me how much it turned her on and how adorable she thought it was #sorry i’m so soft and a little tipsy and decently sick so #i sm feeling very emotional and i just have so much to say about my gf #god

[childrenofthesun77]

I remember someone saying that they suspect akira must have had (bad) ulterior motives when she got into her relationship with touma because touma would never pursue a relationship with a goody two shoes, but I'm not sure that's true.

Of course not because of genuine interest in her, but because touma is an extremely petty, jealous and manipulative person.

I can see him trying to get with a girl/woman someone he was jealous of was interested in back when he was a young man and then to forget about her once he had slept with her.

#This man has massive issues I don't think he would be above doing something like this #maybe iori liked akira and touma caught wind of that #We saw touma vowing himself to drag iori down when iori got promoted so we already know he's very jealous of him #and after making iori head of the family at 18 in hopes of getting him to leave the frontlines didn't work #I can imagine iori's mother's next attempt could have been to urge him to get hitched #that would work with touma unknowingly conceiving mahiru with akira when he was 19 #would also explain why akira never told him about their son and chose to raise him on her own instead #servamp #taishi touma #akira shirota

[s1ithers]

wish i knew the forgotten realms lore better...how am i meant to make my little ocs in this state of ignorance

#i'm so interested in how people relate to the gods in this world which is sort of hard to glean from the wiki #thinking abt those notes in the ilmater temple - 'even bhaal has things to teach us 😔🙏' otoh but the absolute cult is 'heresy' #like who decides that? what does heresy /mean/ in this polytheistic setup where each god's cult seems to p much do their own thing #& it seems like even among the good-aligned gods ppl tend to pick one to hitch their wagon to in a pretty committed way #what does polytheism mean to the average joe in this world #i need to know #i need to make a little guy about it #wrapped up shadowheart's quest and....idk man! #just going off the lore as presented in bg3 so far it's set up distrust for deities pretty much across the board #like babe is your new cult better? bc they've got angel imagery? i guess so #the whole problem of evil thing - the dead three shar et al being so extant & active in the world makes the (apparently?) more distant #benevolence of good gods pretty limp by comparison #so much of what draws lay people to them seems to be protection from the very real material threat posed by the evil ones? #& at least SH is in a better place to choose than say. the goblins #vast swathes of people just born under a bad sign in this world #i heard somewhere that if you don't get a god to claim your soul for their afterlife it just kind of withers away in limbo for eternity? #kinda fucked up #some protection racket shit dude #being a mortal in FR like you're just a little guy in a precarious cosmological situation aren't u #to be clear none of this is a criticism i think it's very fun & chewy #rife with cosmic horror potential #bg3 #bg3 spoilers #edit: i mean it's a little bit of a criticism in that i don't think the game sells SH's conversion super well #if the intention is just to be like. yay white-hat god good ^_^ #but i don't hate the worldbuilding implications if we take the iffiness as read

[slightlyunconventional]

j/on s/ims the type of guy to wait until the very very last second before pausing a tape to sneeze...... like?? he definitely is in denial about needing to sneeze despite it literally being about to happen

#now im imagining his voice slooowly getting breathier and breathier with the occasional hitch between words- #-and then the tape clicks on and off and suddenly hes back to normal (for now) #what if he was about to sneeze and then. tried to turn off the recorder but slipped/missed or wtv and didnt have time to try again #imagine THAT in a recording #then maybe t/im (idk much about him yet tbh) is listening back to the tapes and comes across this one #talks to j/on about it while trying not to laugh #j/on is very grumpily like “yes i know ill have to rerecord it dont REMIND me” #and t/im is like “actually thats pretyy funny you should leave that in” #cue j/on being all “do you have any idea how *disgusting* .... blah blah blah.... MORTIFYING not to mention UNPROFESSIONAL- #“-(indistinct pissed-off rambling)” #t/im is like “ok chill i was joking pleas e” #Sorry that got away frkm me a bit #k talks #t/ma

[silasplaskett]

me calling colin an idiot and a loser when in reality he has greater convictions in terms of morals than basically any other man in the series hes just put in incredibly stupid situations.

#'i would never court penelope featherington' comments nonwithstanding #like his whole plot of uncovering cousin jacks shit in s2 supports what im saying #and marina WAS right colin would have never turned her out if he found out about the pregnancy after they got hitched #this show really has me saying sentences like that holy shit #btw i still have two more eps idk what colin is actually going to do next #bridgerton #bea.txt