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erinistyping · 1 year

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“Tf did you just call me?”

Note : I will be doing requests but it depends if this even gets any traction but idk i hope you like this?? :))

Warning : Not much of a plot !!SMUT!!

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You always loved the way Richarlison’s lips felt on your skin, you always seemed to melt right into him every time he touched you. Right now you were sitting on your couch watching reruns of your favorite show, Meanwhile Richarlison was sitting on the opposite end of the couch on his phone. He was still upset from the fight you had earlier about Neymar getting "too close" today.

The thing is Neymar was your best friend and you were sure he didn't mean it like that , you were sure he didn't mean to overstep with Richy but you sure did get an earful after you got into the car. You couldn't quite understand why he was so upset and you weren’t sure if you wanted to find out.

Just then you got up and sat on his lap straddling him "What are you doing" he says not even looking up at you. "are you still mad at me baby?" you say leaning down to place kisses on his neck sucking lightly to leave a mark. "I can never stay mad at you, amor." he says while reaching down to grip your ass abandoning his phone. After hearing his words you smirked knowing it's true, you continued to kiss but harder but by this time you started to feel him getting hard. When he's finally had enough of your teasing his picks you up, throwing you over his shoulder and taking you to the bedroom.

When you got to the bedroom he immediately starts undressing gesturing you to do the same, and you do, taking off the shirt you had borrowed from him and some shorts you bought awhile ago leaving you in your Black lace bra and matching underwear, you go lay down on the bed. When he's finally done he looks at you a way you've never seen before..so dark..so much lust is in those eyes, you started getting wet just thinking about what he would do to you.

As he started to walk over to you clenched your legs together to maintain to pool forming in your underwear, "getting wet already amor? I haven’t even touched you yet." he says smirking "i need you, please" you say as he pulls you legs apart replacing the empty space with his knee as he goes to kiss you, one hand reaching up to grip around your throat the other going down to slip into your underwear rubbing circles around your clit causing you to moan into the kiss. He never failed to make you feel good he always knew just what to do.

When his lips pulled away so did his hands causing your eyes to shoot open meeting his eyes he starts placing kisses down your body slowly while keeping eye contact causing a shaky breath to release from your lips.

When he finally reached your underwear he attached his teeth to the black lace and began dragging the lace garments off your legs painfully slow "fuck" you say between shaky breaths. When he has removed them he made his way to your heat blowing on your clit lightly causing you to attempt to rub your legs together to gain some friction. " ah..ah..ah" Richy says shaking his head

"You needed me right? you nod "so be patient." he says dipping his head between your thighs "Oh..fuck" you say throwing your head back as he licks a stripe on your bundle of nerves inserting two fingers while he sucks on your clit "You’re so wet for me baby" as his fingers slide in and out of you the closer you got and he could tell, as you're moans got more high pitched and your breathing got deeper he went faster.

"Fuck Neymar" you whined before you could stop yourself. He stopped. Everything stopped. "Tf did you just call me?" He said loudly. Your eyes shot open. He had this cold expression on his face, one you've never seen before.

"Richy I-" You tried getting out " I didn’t mean for that to come out i'm sorry i don’t-" He walked out the room, only to come back a few seconds later with a a couple of ties. "Baby speak to me i'm sorry" You said quietly.

He didn’t say a word he just began tying your wrists to the headboard, then your legs. “Eu vou te foder até você esquecer o nome dele amor” He says eerily, you know he’s mad he never ties you up unless you really fucked up and you know you fucked up. “eyes on me” he says as his fingers ghost over my body “Eyes on me. now.” he says rubbing your clit fast in circles as he attaches his mouth to your nipple. Making you gasp at the sudden contact “oh my god” you saying throwing your head back “Look at me” he reminds you.

You could’ve cum just looking at him, Right when you were about to release he stopped, causing you to whine he gets up and goes to he nightstand to grab a condom, you bite your lip watching him put it on. “If you cum before i let you i’m stopping and you’re staying in here tied up all night. Understood?” He says firmly looking you straight in the eyes. “Understood.” You said nodding “Good Girl” he says with a kiss.

Just then he rammed into you not giving you enough time to adjust “Fuck Richy” you moan “You like that huh?” he breathes out “You love it when i fuck you hard huh?” “answer me slut.” He says as he wraps a hand around my throat, squeezing slightly. “f-fuck y-yes” You moan “Fuck, it doesn’t matter how may times i fuck you, you’re always tight for me huh?” he says going faster “mmmhmmm” you answer unable to speak real words with the amount of pleasure he’s giving you.

You could cum right now but remember what he said, it was getting harder to hold in toes curling. “Please baby” you moan “Please what amor” he says and you can tell he’s getting close “Please let me cum baby, please i’m sorry j-just please let me cum” you get out “ you wanna come baby? is that what you want” He says rubbing your clit giving you a push you didn’t need “ Yes! f-fuck please.” You say basically shouting. He leans over to your ear and whispers “Let it go bebê. Cum for me” You both cum together and he pulls out and unties you, rubbing your wrists. “what’s my name amor?” he says smiling at you “Richy stop” you say rolling your eyes giggling.

“te amo meu menino lindo”

“eu também te amo minha linda”

#richarlison #neymar #i got really bored #THIS IS MY FIRST DON'T BE MEAN #smut #richarlison smut

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brodudemanbroski · 4 months

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can you tell that I’ve finally figured out how to do doodle pages and character studies.

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#i got really bored #rambles #my art #AHHHHHH #a creature on my phone #i drew him perfectly and now i cant draw him again #ARHHHH the struggle #i wanna do another doodle page but i will look insane #Ignore the cat in the corner #drew that for a friend #explodes #transformers #maccadam #whirl #mtmte whirl #tf whirl #its just fucking whirl.#he sent a bomb to your house btw.

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meowmeowmrowmrowm · 7 months

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#bungou stray dogs #bsd #bsd fandom #bungo stray dogs #bsd bram #bram stoker minecraft crossover real #i got really bored #and im not thinking right bc i had marching band yesterday till midnight #lalalalalalala

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cronasdarling · 7 months

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sometimes you just get bored in school and pull out a random piece of paper and draw random pics from Pinterest.

Probs gonna color this or something idk.

#GON #Gon #Killuas bf🤭#I got really bored #hxh fanart #devs art #This drawing saved my life 😂#I would have died #Of boredom 🥹#If it weren't for this drawing 💚#💚💚💚#anime #hunter x hunter #hxh #art

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acehardwarenoscrewingjustscrews · 11 hours

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I got bored and decided to do the “how Pinterest sees me” trend

celebrity: Vanessa Hudgens

Place: Edinburgh? For some reason? Cool photo tho

Season: Fall

Disney Character: Merida (starting to see a theme here)

Outfit: actually something I’d wear, good job Pinterest

Aesthetic: whatever this is?

Quote: did not need to be called out like that today

Color: moss green

Overall, pretty happy with this

#I got really bored #But it was honestly surprisingly accurate #I didn’t even have to cheat to find good pics lol #My goal aesthetic is hobbit core

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cittythekitten · 1 year

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Random drawing while I'm bored. Part 2

Spoilers for Part 6 maybe? I don't know.

Warverse by @toxictoxicities / @warverse

Mecha by @wolf-wrathknight / @wolfwrathknight

Color by @superyoumna

Nightmare by @jokublog

Art by me

#my art #cittys art #i got really bored #warverse #part 6 spoilers i think?#color!sans #mecha!sans #nightmare!sans #i need to teach color a lesson #mecha is in rage #undertale #sans #sorry not sorry abyss #war color #war mecha #war nightmare #look at how many pens i have sacrifice to do this

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sailoraspie90 · 2 years

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#rainbow high #dolls photos #I got really bored #and the lighting isn’t great I know

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eldenlordofdragons · 2 years

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Daenerys: Dragon Knight of the Mountain - Boss Dialogue

Phase 1:

The Tarnished enters the arena, scorched by passing inferno after it’d rotted in time undisturbed. Fresh corpses of monsters fade into ash, and the repugnant odor of decay assails the very air.

In the far end, an orange light glows, an amber cocoon holding a half-shifted Draconian. As if sensing the danger sure to come she begins to twitch, the cocoon giving way as her arms spread widely along with her wings.

An almost elegant shatter, the flakes falling like snow upon the dark blue hair, eventually parting that the amber eyes glow with a cold, ruthless gaze.

“Oh... look what we have here. Tarnished, like the rest of us.”

Pulling her sword from the crystal rubble she practices with it a moment, sheathing it but keeping a hand on it.

“Mind you, I will not sit passively by and let you take the throne. After all let it be known: there are many who wish to wrest it - myself being another.”

Turning towards the Tarnished she takes a moment to brush her hair back, the braids swinging about her back mightily.

“I am Daenerys, Azure Draconia of the Eastern Mountain. And you, without renown but with admirable ambition, should at once be warned.”

She raises her free hand to make a fist at her chest, pointing the sword at them in a challenge.

“An honorable death is my gift to you.”

Phase 2, health bar depleted - Daenerys, Lord of Dragons:

Half-dead, she stumbles backwards, holding her side as the crimson blood drips through her fingers. Sucking in ragged breaths through clenched, pointed teeth, her eyes brighten with the rage of the ancient dragons whose hearts she had eaten.

“... You’ve earned the reputation you’ve built for yourself, fellow Tarnished.” Her voice is a low growl, despite the genuine nature of her words. “... But you’ve given me just what I need.”

Inhaling sharply, the growing inferno sears her armor, the metal beginning to drip from her. Before long her charred body is healed by the scales beginning to show themselves, and her ears become long and pointed.

“Now, you face the wrath of a true dragon!”

Insides glowing, she blows the raging fire until it conceals her along with the resulting smoke. From there it’s quiet - far too quiet. Even the bubbling magma resting comfortably below has ceased its roar.

Then her voice erupts once more, but it is bestial and powerful, void of the elegance and honor she had spoken with before.

“When the Dragons held the throne in an age long past, it was lost. They lacked both wisdom and strength... But now, a worthy successor to them stands before you, proud Tarnished.”

The smoke clears, and a mass of dark ocean scales towers above. Long, twisted horns poke into the clear air, and those amber eyes have become a brilliant fire opal.

“Witness now, the Lord of Dragons!”

A mighty roar, tail upright and wings spread with pride.

After defeat dialogue:

“Ahhh...

... The both of us are worthy, Fellow Tarnished.

Go forth, and claim the Elden Throne.

Repair the Elden Ring, and restore Order to this derelict.

Forgive me, my honorable ancestors... I simply was not strong enough.”

#boss au #tarnished oc #elden ring oc #elden posting #i got really bored

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xshinina · 1 year

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*Married life playing in the background

This idea was probably funnier in my head

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possessable · 10 months

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Hello i'm a normal person here's some stuff i drew to illustrate different traits different "person getting controlled" tropes can have

edit: obligatory possession shorthand code link because people seem to be using this like the possession code but just. without the code part

edit: DO NOT BE HORNY ON MY POST 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

#if you see tumblr flagging this its literally not mature i dont know why it got flagged #i like how you can see the artstyle in this change because i drew the first couple a year ago and then picked it up again intermittently #this aws just an excuse to draw a bunch of tiny possessed guys. ''what am i supposed to do with a possession hyperfixation its not like you #can draw possession fanart'' Yes You Can If you really Believe In yourslef #This isn't even all the traits i can think of there's four more but they seem kind of boring to draw and are mostly self explanatory #Less Unique my Ass #ThePossessionHyperfixationIsNeverEnding

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cuddlytogas · 1 month

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So I accidentally almost got into an argument on Twitter, and now I'm thinking about bad historical costuming tropes. Specifically, Action Hero Leather Pants.

See, I was light-heartedly pointing out the inaccuracies of the costumes in Black Sails, and someone came out of the woodwork to defend the show. The misunderstanding was that they thought I was dismissing the show just for its costumes, which I wasn't - I was simply pointing out that it can't entirely care about material history (meaning specifically physical objects/culture) if it treats its clothes like that.

But this person was slightly offended on behalf of their show - especially, quote, "And from a fan of OFMD, no less!" Which got me thinking - it's true! I can abide a lot more historical costuming inaccuracy from Our Flag than I can Black Sails or Vikings. And I don't think it's just because one has my blorbos in it. But really, when it comes down to it...

What is the difference between this and this?

Here's the thing. Leather pants in period dramas isn't new. You've got your Vikings, Tudors, Outlander, Pirates of the Caribbean, Once Upon a Time, Will, The Musketeers, even Shakespeare in Love - they love to shove people in leather and call it a day. But where does this come from?

Obviously we have the modern connotations. Modern leather clothes developed in a few subcultures: cowboys drew on Native American clothing. (Allegedly. This is a little beyond my purview, I haven't seen any solid evidence, and it sounds like the kind of fact that people repeat a lot but is based on an assumption. I wouldn't know, though.) Leather was used in some WWI and II uniforms.

But the big boom came in the mid-C20th in motorcycle, punk/goth, and gay subcultures, all intertwined with each other and the above. Motorcyclists wear leather as practical protective gear, and it gets picked up by rock and punk artists as a symbol of counterculture, and transferred to movie designs. It gets wrapped up in gay and kink communities, with even more countercultural and taboo meanings. By the late C20th, leather has entered mainstream fashion, but it still carries those references to goths, punks, BDSM, and motorbike gangs, to James Dean, Marlon Brando, and Mick Jagger. This is whence we get our Spikes and Dave Listers in 1980s/90s media, bad boys and working-class punks.

And some of the above "historical" design choices clearly build on these meanings. William Shakespeare is dressed in a black leather doublet to evoke the swaggering bad boy artist heartthrob, probably down on his luck. So is Kit Marlowe.

But the associations get a little fuzzier after that. Hook, with his eyeliner and jewellery, sure. King Henry, yeah, I see it. It's hideously ahistorical, but sure. But what about Jamie and Will and Ragnar, in their browns and shabby, battle-ready chic? Well, here we get the other strain of Bad Period Drama Leather.

See, designers like to point to history, but it's just not true. Leather armour, especially in the western/European world, is very, very rare, and not just because it decays faster than metal. (Yes, even in ancient Greece/Rome, despite many articles claiming that as the start of the leather armour trend!) It simply wasn't used a lot, because it's frankly useless at defending the body compared to metal. Leather was used as a backing for some splint armour pieces, and for belts, sheathes, and buckles, but it simply wasn't worn like the costumes above. It's heavy, uncomfortable, and hard to repair - it's simply not practical for a garment when you have perfectly comfortable, insulating, and widely available linen, wool, and cotton!

As far as I can see, the real influence on leather in period dramas is fantasy. Fantasy media has proliferated the idea of leather armour as the lightweight choice for rangers, elves, and rogues, a natural, quiet, flexible material, less flashy or restrictive than metal. And it is cheaper for a costume department to make, and easier for an actor to wear on set. It's in Dungeons and Dragons and Lord of the Rings, King Arthur, Runescape, and World of Warcraft.

And I think this is how we get to characters like Ragnar and Vane. This idea of leather as practical gear and light armour, it's fantasy, but it has this lineage, behind which sits cowboy chaps and bomber/flight jackets. It's usually brown compared to the punk bad boy's black, less shiny, and more often piecemeal or decorated. In fact, there's a great distinction between the two Period Leather Modes within the same piece of media: Robin Hood (2006)! Compare the brooding, fascist-coded villain Guy of Gisborne with the shabby, bow-wielding, forest-dwelling Robin:

So, back to the original question: What's the difference between Charles Vane in Black Sails, and Edward Teach in Our Flag Means Death?

Simply put, it's intention. There is nothing intentional about Vane's leather in Black Sails. It's not the only leather in the show, and it only says what all shabby period leather says, relying on the same tropes as fantasy armour: he's a bad boy and a fighter in workaday leather, poor, flexible, and practical. None of these connotations are based in reality or history, and they've been done countless times before. It's boring design, neither historically accurate nor particularly creative, but much the same as all the other shabby chic fighters on our screens. He has a broad lineage in Lord of the Rings and Pirates of the Caribbean and such, but that's it.

In Our Flag, however, the lineage is much, much more intentional. Ed is a direct homage to Mad Max, the costuming in which is both practical (Max is an ex-cop and road warrior), and draws on punk and kink designs to evoke a counterculture gone mad to the point of social breakdown, exploiting the thrill of the taboo to frighten and titillate the audience.

In particular, Ed is styled after Max in the second movie, having lost his family, been badly injured, and watched the world turn into an apocalypse. He's a broken man, withdrawn, violent, and deliberately cutting himself off from others to avoid getting hurt again. The plot of Mad Max 2 is him learning to open up and help others, making himself vulnerable to more loss, but more human in the process.

This ties directly into the themes of Our Flag - it's a deliberate intertext. Ed's emotional journey is also one from isolation and pain to vulnerability, community, and love. Mad Max (intentionally and unintentionally) explores themes of masculinity, violence, and power, while Max has become simplified in the popular imagination as a stoic, badass action hero rather than the more complex character he is, struggling with loss and humanity. Similarly, Our Flag explores masculinity, both textually (Stede is trying to build a less abusive pirate culture) and metatextually (the show champions complex, banal, and tender masculinities, especially when we're used to only seeing pirates in either gritty action movies or childish comedies).

Our Flag also draws on the specific countercultures of motorcycles, rockers, and gay/BDSM culture in its design and themes. Naturally, in such a queer show, one can't help but make the connection between leather pirates and leather daddies, and the design certainly nods at this, with its vests and studs. I always think about this guy, with his flat cap so reminiscient of gay leather fashions.

More overtly, though, Blackbeard and his crew are styled as both violent gangsters and countercultural rockstars. They rove the seas like a bikie gang, free and violent, and are seen as icons, bad boys and celebrities. Other pirates revere Blackbeard and wish they could be on his crew, while civilians are awed by his reputation, desperate for juicy, gory details.

This isn't all of why I like the costuming in Our Flag Means Death (especially season 1). Stede's outfits are by no means accurate, but they're a lot more accurate than most pirate media, and they're bright and colourful, with accurate and delightful silks, lace, velvets, and brocades, and lovely, puffy skirts on his jackets. Many of the Revenge crew wear recognisable sailor's trousers, and practical but bright, varied gear that easily conveys personality and flair. There is a surprising dedication to little details, like changing Ed's trousers to fall-fronts for a historical feel, Izzy's puffy sleeves, the handmade fringe on Lucius's red jacket, or the increasing absurdity of navy uniform cuffs between Nigel and Chauncey.

A really big one is the fact that they don't shy away from historical footwear! In almost every example above, we see the period drama's obsession with putting men in skinny jeans and bucket-top boots, but not only does Stede wear his little red-heeled shoes with stockings, but most of his crew, and the ordinary people of Barbados, wear low boots or pumps, and even rough, masculine characters like Pete wear knee breeches and bright colours. It's inaccurate, but at least it's a new kind of inaccuracy, that builds much more on actual historical fashions, and eschews the shortcuts of other, grittier period dramas in favour of colour and personality.

But also. At least it fucking says something with its leather.

#everyone say 'thank you togas' for not including a long tangent about evil rimmer in red dwarf 5x05 #Our Flag Means Death #Togas does meta #and yes these principles DO fall apart slightly in s2 and i DON'T like those costumes as much #don't get me wrong they're fun and gorgeous - but generally a bit less deep and more inaccurate. so. :(#I'm not sure this really says anything new about Our Flag but I just needed to get my thoughts out #i hate hate hate Gritty Period Drama costumes they're so boring and so ugly and so wrong #god bless OFMD for using more than 3 muted colours and actually putting men in heels (and not as a shorthand for rich/foppish villainy) <3 #looking at that Tudors still is insane like they really will go to any lengths to not make men feel like they've got bare legs XD #image descriptions in alt text #and yes i DID just sink about two hours into those so you'd better appreciate them

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antiqua-lugar · 7 months

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tav being canonically so attractive that people just throw themselves at them is super funny as a galemancer because like so many people in-game (and the game itself at times) call gale either annoying or pathetic straight up to his face but tav is turning down all of faerun for him. everyone desires them carnally and they are busy getting ready to be introduced to gale's cat over dinner.

#nevermind all the cheap shots about gale being vanilla and boring at sex but when you romance him he's like let's have astral sex #faerun most misunderstood relationship #like i still think mizora only wants to have sex with tav to get to wyll but imagine being mizora #but imagine her thinking she got this in the bag because she's a powerful sexy demon and she really doesn't #sorry but the game taking so many cheap shots at gale makes me obsessed with this #and like on paper his ex is still mystra so like #antiqua plays bg3 #gale #gale of waterdeep #bg3

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nicossunshine · 1 month

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“Jason was so boring” “Jason had no personality” what are you talking about

Jason Grace was a child soldier and the son of the KING OF THE GODS. The pressure on him was so huge and the training of the Roman legions was so intense all he ever really did was train. As soon as he was old enough he was put in positions of leadership and power cause he’s the son of Jupiter, leader of the gods, he must be a natural born leader, right?

But his entire character arc revolves around him realising that he can be more than what the Romans made him into, that he can have his own opinions, his own hobbies, love who he wants, live where he wants.

He was the first person to start defending Nico, the first to accept Nico and tell him sincerely that there was nothing wrong with him and that everyone at BOTH camps would accept him and have his back - and if they didn’t they’d have Jason to answer to.

He was sure to always give Reyna the credit she deserved and constantly felt guilty for when he made her shoulder the responsibilities. Throughout HoH he’s got half of his mind on her, praying she’s okay, tracking her progress in his dreams because gods FORBID anything happen to that brilliant woman whom he loved platonically but wholeheartedly.

When they found Leo again after he was at Ogygia, Jason recognised in an instant just from the way Leo was sitting that something was off. When everyone pestered him with questions, Jason took charge to get the limelight off of Leo as much as possible, and checked in with him the minute they were alone.

Jason Grace is fiercely loving, always looks out for those who need support, always sides with the underdogs, always does what’s right even when it’s hard, often does what’s expected even when he doesn’t want to, but if he can take the burden off of someone else he will ALWAYS step up.

He has the honour and bravery of a soldier and carries all of the trauma and doubt that comes with it.

And on top of all of this he was just seventeen years old.

Jason Grace isn’t boring, it just took some time for us to understand why he acts the way he does - always composed and in charge. He is not perfect, but he was always trained/expected to be, and watching the perfect mask crack and seeing his true inner thoughts throughout HoO is what makes his character so interesting.

#sorry that was long #but now that he’s gone I just feel very protective of him #jason grace was never boring #and I’m really sad we never got to see him fully grow into his own person #I LIVED for his interactions with Nico #he was like the big brother he never had #and his moments with Percy were also amazing #jason grace #heroes of olympus #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #nico di angelo #reyna avila ramirez arellano #leo valdez

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