Hey FR Peeps
For absolutely totaly no reason at all: what kind of accesorries would you associate with night of the nocturne...if you were to decorate a statue with it.
Spider webs? flowers? bugs? Bring on the suggestions.
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OMG WAIT 24TH OF MARCH !! KISS RYUJI DAY!!!
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World Wizard Entertainment Final: FUCKING TROUBLE
(And is Vince McSam in the room with us now?)
Well folks, this is it. The final.
We've lost some good wizards along the way. Also some evil ones. Probably some neutral ones as well, I dunno, this wasn't the alignment quiz. We've campaigned, cat-fought, and cried crocodile tears for who was the most wizard, who was the strongest wizard, and sometimes, who just made the funniest argument.
And in this last round, we've had to say goodbye—for now, but not forever—to our champion, our guiding star, our last hope....
A moment of silence... for Veth's Big Naturals.
But do you know what? It's what she and her huge, wizardly knockers (and, maybe, somehow, also Cerrit's roguely big naturals?) would've wanted. Her boy, Caleb Widogast, in the final round, up against the Calamity's dearest heart of hearts, Laerryn Coramar-Seelie.
Pfffft, alright, enough of that heartfelt fuckery.
There's no crying in wizardry, as they say! If you want to see previous polls, rankings, and methodology, please check the tag here. Otherwise, let's get to the trash talk!
(But for real, again, keep it weird and funny, not just... mean. Contrary to popular belief, people can in fact tell the difference. This is for fun.)
Our final round match-up, wizard to wizard:
So come, one and all, and vote for the last wizard remaining! Laerryn, give it your best shot. And Caleb, AVENGE THOSE TOTS!
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ykw fine it would b kinda funny if dazai rlly we’re just the middle kid of the agency who keeps getting forgotten by fukuzawa except it’s completely on accident and he always feels very bad abt it and does that thing parents do when they know they fucked up and they just take their kid out for ice cream or some shit
like dazai’s just sitting in an ice cream place mid work day w fukuzawa and sweating his ass off from the nerves cuz he has no idea what even brought this on and he thinks he’s in trouble and is being guilt tripped into confessing to whatever he apparently did
meanwhile fukuzawa on the other end of the table is sighing internally cuz he’s coming to the realization that this is likely something that would only work on children… or ranpo
now he’s gotta figure out yet another way he’s going to make it up to dazai
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Before domestication comes a good, thorough hosing down
So, uh. This was supposed to be a wet beast wednesday and "stinky sewer troll" joke in one. And then it got entirely away from me.
I continue ignoring canon and living in my made up timeline of Severing Hell's Leash (if you look closely, you can see Angor wear his ring!), and in that timeline he needs a shower.
Also version without the water below the cut
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