“Actually Falin’s not fat-“ wrong. I spoke to Marcille last night and she told me herself how much she loves sucking on her gf’s fat tummy. Also 12d6 fireball damage
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Fanart I started for a billboard promo in fall, then missed the deadline, took too long to draw fall trees, then changed them into plum blossoms feat snow for winter themed 79, then missed that deadline and finally finished it a few days ago
Time management is my passion.
uuuh happy qijiu everyone
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The amount of serotonin blinking qijiu gave me is embarassing because otherwise I would've never done this
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it's so funny cause when i saw alastor i thought wow that old man is a bottom, fandom's gonna make sure that twink's fucked in the ass in all ways imaginable but then NO cause all the other male characters introduced are even bottomer bottoms- he's become a top by PROCESS OF ELIMINATION
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my take on Chip and Arrow in a modern setting :3 I kind of see them as workers at a national park of some sort
Crucnhy
responsible for search and rescue in the park, specializes on the mor mountainous region
always carries first aid and navigation supplies
Cream Wolf has gps tracker and a radio attached to his harness in case he finds someone in need while on his own
Caramel
stationed at a fire watch tower
likes to visit nearby campsite to see if the visitors need anything and are abiding by the rules
women want her, fish fear her
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i love designing next gen kids for characters for fun and i've been doing that with a bunch of disney princesses and some non-princesses.....maybe you'll recognize which movies each of them belongs to
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často myslím na osobu (či osoby) co píše ty vymyšlený zprávy na prostírání v bageterii. v těch je prostě všechno - siligůfi jména jako ze slovních úloh, satira a zábavné novotvary, za které by se nemusel stydět ani shakespeare. nekecám, že ten člověk je v mojí top desítce autorů.
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"Mom shut Rhaenyra up (I spent 20 years waiting for someone to do it)".
This is a matter of blood, not amibion
"Did you hear, Helaena?" "Yes, Aegon".
When has it ever mattered at all if the princess doesn't care?
Helaena is no fool, she sees Rhaenyra about to defend herself, or victimize herself, and is repulsed. She looks sideways at her, wondering how someone so old can be so immature.
Dad arrives. Helaena decides not to pay attention, it was obvious it would happen. Dad always stands up for Nyra.
And then Aunt Rhaenys joins in. Nyra is a Goddess to be praised, and her children are her divinities incarnate. No one can speak against them. Helaena just keeps quiet, because she knows how. Her mother taught her how.
Aegon smiles, but the wider his smile, the emptier his eyes look. Praise be to the Goddess, and may the Seven occupy Dad's hand to cut off the tongues that rise against such holiness. Aegon is used to it, his best attempts are not enough, but Rhaenyra's very existence is proof of the mercy of the Seven.
I hereby reaffirm Prince Lucerys of House Velaryon as heir to Driftmark, the Throne of Driftwood and the next Lord of the Tides.
It's not a surprise, but it is disappointing.
Ser Vaemond called Nyra's sons bastards, the atmosphere is tense.
"Aegon, I want to go to my chambers. Something bad is going to happen".
Something bad happened. Daemon killed Ser Vaemond, but Dad will do nothing, because it was justice. No one can blaspheme a saint without being condemned.
"Aemond, did you see what happened? Aemond?"
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Legend of Korra is so tough when you’re sapphic & a Katara stan. Korrasami…but Katara character assassination…but Korrasami…
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