#i had dinner in the middle

[bluerosefox]

CAT Ghost INSTINCTS

Damian comes back to the manor one day with... a new school acquaintance (coughfriendcough) due to the fact they need to work on a school project together and Danny Fenton was the only one in that class that Damian would tolerate to have as a partner.

Everything about the kid seemed normal, heck very normal if a bit shy... or at least that was until the kid suddenly zero focused on a corner of the room and stared at it non blinking. Then after what felt like hours blinked once and returned to normal, chatting away like nothing happened.

....It also doesn't help that Alfred the cat... did the same thing.. at the same time as Danny.

Yeah something is... off about Damian's new friend.

#danny phantom dc #danny phantom #danny fenton #dp x dc #batman #blue rambles #crossover #writing ideas #random idea #damian wayne #Tim was the one who saw it happened first #everyone didnt believe him due to the fact he had been awake for nearly 2 days and coffee'd uped #but then later it happens when Damain invites Danny over for dinner a few days later #in the middle of Danny explaining how he and his sister had to stop some reanimated hotdogs from teaming up with some leftover ham #Danny just stops and stares at the doorway for a full min before returning to his story #basically i want Danny to do the cat stare when they see and hear something #he does make a small rumble of 'back off' if whatever he sees is bad though #basically Danny sees Gotham ghosts that aren't strong enough to make themselves be seen #thats all i want #is this silly? #yes #there are ghosts in Wayne manor #and sometimes Lady Gotham appears too cause she loves her knights #Danny starts asking for an extra tea when hes over and leaves it in front of an empty chair #no one knows how the tea gets empty though #when they know no one has touched it #no one not even Alfred can explain how

[micamone]

call this one "guess my shepp"

#we are sitting at the dinner table but i couldn't put any more effort into it than this so just. fill in the blanks. #this also had color but i hated it so i (slaps ourple over it) #if you don't play this game they are all pink/purple elves and i'm. well i just drew it as me not the avie i use in game but yeah. #seeing my olive ass next to them would be very funny i'm saying. more than seeing me next to my rather pink husband irl #my art #badruu more like DADruu amiright. (taps mic) hello #anyways yeah congrats Nai'o I diagnose you with middle child. don't fight it. #auni's OUR little brother now. #Palia #my posts

[spontaneousmusicalnumber]

I bought a chest freezer recently so I can finally indulge my grandma instincts of Make An Unreasonable Amount Of Food For Not Much Money And Eat Of It For Months

Today I bought two rotisserie chickens and made SIX large chicken pot pies (9" pie tins), used the leftover carcasses and have chicken stock going in the slow cooker, with enough leftover chicken meat and veg to make chicken rice soup tomorrow for DnD and probably have quite a bit to freeze as well.

#totaled up everything cost abt $35-40 #including the foil pie tins because i did NOT have that many glass ones #which? for that much GOOD food? im quite proud #coulda done it for less if i hadnt used instant mashed potatoes but it saved enough hassle to be worth it #my family always made pot pie to use up leftovers from a Big Chicken Dinner #bottom 'crust' was mashed potatoes #middle filling was chicken bits and whatever veg we had mixed into the gravy #one crust on top #mom ALWAYS made her crusts by hand #but i decided to just use store bought ones #ive missed pot pie #but my teeny tiny freezers have never allowed for it really #because its most efficient when done in a Fuckoff Huge Batch #and my tiny amount of freezer and fridge space never made it worthwhile before

[w1f1n1ghtm4r3]

anhane day 7: soulmates - inseparable across universes

#fun fact i drew all of this in about 11 hours in one day #with breaks in the middle because i had to go out to dinner with family #i dont know how i pulled it off but i sure did. somehow. #featuring four of my aus/designs! ippiki - fantasy - dragon event - fes #project sekai #prsk art #project sekai fanart #prsk fa #prsk gl #kohane azusawa #an shiraishi #anhane #ankoha #anhane week #anhaneweek #anhaneweek2023 #w1f1 draws #ippiki au #fes au

[cookinguptales]

god, rn I'm thinking about the way people with terrible family members just like. understand each other.

last time I went to go see my hair stylist, I was updating him on my life and told him that my grandmother had died on thanksgiving and he was just like "ugh. passive-aggressive."

friends, I was dying laughing in that chair because he was not wrong.

#she'd been guilting my mother for not coming to see that side of the family for thanksgiving #but they're all anti-vaxxer anti-maskers who've put my (high-risk) mother at risk several times #so she was 'abandoning' her mother and having dinner with dad's side of the family #and then gramma DIED IN THE MIDDLE OF THANKSGIVING DINNER and mom had to leave early to go fly out there #irrational or not it did kind of feel like a fuck you #like damn gramma I guess you had to ruin one more family dinner on your way out #and then ofc mom's shitty sister went to the funeral knowing she had covid :| #like she was going for a family fatality combo bonus or something

[ollyollyaxe]

couldn't stop thinking about Santa Hoffman, so uhh,, merry christmas?

y'all already know whats under here

#never in my life did i think i'd be drawing middle aged men in lingerie for fun but Here We Are #mark hoffman #saw franchise #saw fanart #saw #hoffman #im almost sorry for this? but I had to look at it for a couple hours and so should You #this is basically a xmas present for flirt tbh - im doing a hoffheight thing for ur fics but it's in wip hell (and probs will be for awhile #so heressss this instead lol #olly art #me *being normal at the family dinner*: santa hoffman isnt real he can't hurt you - my wretched organ (brain): ok but what if he Was

[lemon-wedges]

.....

#i just think after like the 3rd feast hades hosts in the underworld #a real bad fight errupts between the olypians that destroys half their dining hall #and later zagreus comes up to his parents like whew those olpyians can be a lot huh #and hes hit by that royal underworld stare 😐 #anyways #2 things #hades knows hermes and hypnos gossip....'well So and So had a dream the other night about sleeping with SOMEBODYS wife!' ' and then HERA...' #and during feasts hades has hypnos sit next to a god who currently going thru some beef with someone #like a ticking time bomb that u detonate in the middle of dinner by loudly coughing to wake up sleep incarnate #so he can turn to his neighbor and go 'crazy seeing u at this party. given what ___ said about u the other day #and it jump starts a fight that gives hades an excuse to kick out his family earlier #persephone could pit an end to it but.....theres just some nights her mother is too overbearing #and she has to shoot her husband a look so he can start coughing #hypnos gets paid overtime at these things AND gets extra breaks during his normal hours #hermes doesnt know this is what his gossip is being used for because hes always with charon at these events

[pivsketch]

one of my friends told me "it seems a lot of your design decisions when it comes to your ocs depends on whether or not it makes you laugh" and my answer to that is yes. and there is no better way

#TAGCEN #for example this is a lot funnier censored so im keeping it that way #cuz like cmon if i dont entertain myself then who will #anyway back in march i was musing about what chips parents would be like #and ive settled on ''rather average upper middle class but also just a little bit weird. and extremely passive aggressive'' #they met in college and would bitch to each other bout how much they hated the TA for their statistics class & eventually bonded over that #so when two people have the foundation to their relationship be ''being snide gossipy bitches with each other''... #...and their son decides to make a sudden and nonsensical career shift............ #... anyway the family had some pretty tense thanksgiving dinners for a while there. but they do eventually patch things back up #kind of a midground compared to taggart (great relationship with his family) and basil (abysmal relationship with his family) #samson is a total enigma. but ultimately he got a neutral-positive deal going on. just would never bring it up

[onlyjellyillputinmybelly]

I CANT JUST BE SHOWN THIS WITHOUT WARNING SFSDFEFFWFFSDFGHRX

#Ranboo #MY GUY #QUEEn #I was walking to dinner from yoga and had to come to a dead stop in the middle of the street #Girly pop ur a safety hazard #THEY ARE NOT OSHA COMPLIANT

[b-0-ngripper]

I hate my mom <3

#almost had a mental breakdown in the middle of the family dinner bc of her #at least i got to talk to ny aunts about the struggle of living with her and they agree with me #i got support

[charlataninred]

At the request of @kittykatlesbian and @resident-nickname-collector, I shall be telling the tale of Accordion Man.

So this was a year or two ago. I had signed up for a 4-day field trip to Washington DC with my US government class. There were about 12 of us, but only a few are relevant to this tale.

Part of the fees to be on the trip was an allowance, which they’d give back to us on the first day to buy meals. They’d essentially drop us off in the city, give us our parameters, and tell us to be back at the buses by a certain time.

On one such occasion, there was a street blocked off from cars with a bunch of restaurants down it. About 5 of us decided to pool our money and buy a large pizza because a few of us wanted one and hey, cheaper for all of us.

On this street, there was a busker playing an accordion. We paused on the way to the pizzeria to listen because the tune he way playing was familiar. It took us a few seconds, but then I realized: it was that annoying yet catchy Gummy Bear song that was everywhere in the early 2010s. We had a good laugh, my friend gave him some money (to “buy his silence”) and we continued on our way.

Anyway, we ordered our pizza and decided to go get some ice cream at a place we saw on our way over while we waited. Accordion Man was still there, this time playing that song that goes “when the moon hits your eyes like a big pizza pie, that’s amore.” We had another laugh, gave him some more money, and continued on our way.

When we came back, there he was still, this time playing Kass’ theme from BOTW. We stopped to listen, went to get our pizza, and when we came back, he was packing up.

One of my friends, apparently having no social anxiety, goes straight up to him and starts talking in a British accent. I don’t know why. They aren’t British. I can’t remember what exactly they said, but I think they were complimenting him. Accordion Man proceeds to answer ALSO IN A BRITISH ACCENT. My friend told me later “I was like ‘oh shit, and actual British person, I can’t drop it now.’” So we chatted with him for a bit before one of my other friends said “I like your accent!”

This man. Looks the friend who was speaking britishly DEAD IN THE EYES and goes in a 100% American accent, “Thanks, it’s fake.”

My friend then decided to switch to a Southern accent, to which Accordion Man switches to a more Scottish accent. Eventually we had to part to actually have dinner before we needed to head to the bus.

You’d think that would be the end of the story, but no. There we were, sitting in an empty water fountain (it was February so there was no water, and we thought it would be a fun place to eat) when we hear someone yell “TA TA!” On this singsong voice. We look up, and there he is, Accordion Man, speeding away on a bicycle waving to us. Naturally, we all shouted back “TA TA!” As well.

Anyway I think about him at least once a week. Accordion Man, if you’re out there, I love you so much

#this friend had an Encounter every day we were there #one was when we were in a mall for dinner on the first day and some guy starting singing ‘Meant To Be Yours’ from the heathers musical #as he walked by #my friend started singing along and they had this whole performance in the middle of the mall #the guy’s friend tried to get him to leave but ended up giving up and walking away without him #another was when they walked up to one of those ppl with a sign saying something along the lines of ‘being gay is a sun repent’ #and started the conversation basically with ‘I’m gay’ #we also debated a conservative politician together and I tore him apart for his views on universal healthcare #it was a fun trip #aegis talks to the void

[benetnvsch]

ur wishing he would explode just cuz u accidentally thought about him while I'm trying to meow more cutely cuz my first meows weren't cute or emotional enough for his standards - we are not the same

#- kunikida probably #the comparison between knk/dz and s /k k in this is wild I love it akdh #this track is unreal I adore the extra cds so much #I am like 2/3s done translating it #'but kite u do not know Japanese' YEAH that's why it's taking me so long LMAO #kanji is close enough to cn that I can get most of it with some internet assistance cuz thank g-d for the person who transcribed this but a #there was some word play based on a Japanese expression in the middle and g-d that was hard to get not knowing japanese #for reference #kunikida says an expression about cats working to Dazai to which Dazai is like hahah that's a lot like the word for staying in bed no work #and I had to just akjsdhkj listen to the Japanese and type out what I heard and eventually I got it- #that double threat of both needing to know the expression for it to work and then the word play was deadly #but I came out right on the other side who cheered- #ill finish this tomorrow I think its my dog's bedtime and I still gotta eat dinner-

[booigi-boi]

Poe Party came out the year I was in art school, and I fell heavily in love with ravens and other corvids cause I was drawing/painting taxidermy ravens a lot. I now wonder how different my life back then would have been if I had known the series existed

Am a little sad, ngl, I definitely would have made it my whole personality (As if antisocial Poe isn't my personality now)

#not important #poe party #edgar allan poe's murder mystery dinner party #shipwrecked comedy #Anytime someone reblogs one of my Poe Party drawings I just get into “what was I doing back then” mode #the art school was a boarding school in the middle of nowhere in the Finnish countryside near a famous 19th century Finnish artist's home #And ofc being stuck there 24/7 I just spent a lot of time in my “dorm room” watching youtube #So I have no idea how I missed Poe Party #Especially when we had our little film making course and we made a short horror film #no I will not tell you how to find it #Also I need to tell you that the art kids at the school had our living area under an old “weaving mill” so we were just sleeping undergroun #and chilling with those infamous shower spiders

[pigspeetsandhooflikefeets]

Buzz: Human males maintain the sex act for the longest time~

[generic male crowd cheering]

Buzz: They're also the only ones who can get up and make some pancakes afterwards.

#fun fact! we had waffles for dinner today. chicken and waffle time #I'm vegetarian so mine were fake chicken #oh I'm sorry am I supposed to talk about Buzz having sex? he doesn't #though if he did he'd want pancakes afterwards. in the middle of the night #jacketybox mumbles #Buzz Lines #nsft /

[afro-elf]

oh it's getting real bad lmaooooooo

#me #i haven't talked about like my body image here on my digital diary in a while #i used to weigh myself often like... once a week #when i was in high school i wore shapewear to school because i was self conscious about my body #for the past like... six or seven years i've mostly achieved some level of body neutrality if you want to call it that #but lately i've started body checking again #and i didn't notice i was doing it until like this morning #and i feel like shit #just ate dinner and i feel like shit #don't worry! i already sent a message to my therapist about it #i told her my body image issues were starting to mimic the ones i had in middle school n everything #but holy shit this feels so.... bleak #i hate hating myself but i'm so used to it #everything just feels like shit i feel so bad about myself i don't wanna leave the house #idk #whatever

[seariii]

I need someone to sit on my bed and pet my head while I fall abck asleep

... and to kiss my forehead and say goodnight to me

#im sorry i crave affection... its 1am i eont think my parents are still awake... i shoulf eat something #yesh i yhink im huntry.... sleeping on my bed is rejuvenatinh #also i twice got called 'the little sister' today and my younger brother had to specify 'shes the middle sibling' and i just looked at them #its funny and good for my self esteem when peoplr sau that hehe #i want sincronizadas... yeah ill make a proper dinner for myself #seari talks