omfg i love your fics they’re so funny 😭😭 i had an idea for a max fic that i think you would do so well 🫶 so like she’s his teammate and she has a bf (no idea who but prob another athlete or something since they tend to kinda be fboys 👀 but not another driver please because those dynamics make me cringe in second hand embarrassment 🙏) then he like cheats on her publicly, but she decides to live in idgafistan and max helps her make her ex jealous 😝 but he’s like actually been into her for a really long time and everyone ships them and stuff and then he bags her with his irresistible chronically offline awkward white boy rizz 💋
summary; cheaters deserve to get cheated out of their career, or at least that's how max justifies destroying your ex's life
pairing; max verstappen x fem! red bull driver! reader [ no faceclaim ]
warnings; suggestive language, swearing
a/n; DISCLAIMER the boyfriend is made up and also a sims 2 reference, if by chance there is a real tennis player by the name of Dominic Lothario im so sorry sir this was not written with you in mind ALSO this is my VERY sneaky way of telling everyone my favorite song is trophäe by paula carolina so naturally i had to shove the word trophy everywhere to justify using lyrics as the title I HOPE I DID YOUR PROMPT JUSTICE also i skipped over singapore because we don't talk about singapore
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maxverstappen1 The only time I've cheated.
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feeltheorange WHAT DID HE SAYYYY
meepshoemaker the double take i just did cracked my neck
yukinator22 NAHHHHHHHHH
albogeant BRO DIDN'T EVEN GIVE HER TIME TO RECOVER LMAOOOOOOOO
ynln7 everyone has permission to laugh i came up with the caption
pierregasly Thank god
charles_leclerc I'm going to hell I laughed before I saw your comment
pierregasly Me too
ynln7 assholes (affectionately)
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ynln7 anyway
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christianhorner This is not the team bonding I was talking about
charles_leclerc Shut up, some of us have waited years for this
pierregasly Seconded
danielricciardo Third...ed?
simplyclerc LET HIM COOK
lionkingseb max verstapprizz
mcmango he saw an opportunity and he took it
redbullpapaya i manifested this with magic beyond the human comprehension
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redbullracing An immaculate performance today from @ maxvestappen1 and @ ynln7 that’s a 6th Constructors’ Championship for the team!! 🏆 CONGRATULATIONS, WORLD CHAMPIONS!!
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super_max they know they ate
staraikkonen the blueprint for all powercouples
shadownorris LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO
angelricciardo talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before, unafraid to reference or not reference
dominic_lothario 👎
redbullracing Shouldn't you be looking for a job? What are you doing in our comments.
kirbyvettel MAXY/N SWEEP
maxverstappen1 The trophy is not my only win this week @ ynln7
ynln7 ok now let me pass you
maxverstappen1 No 🧡 You're pretty in p2
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ynln7 celebrating the win the RIGHT way (playing f1 2023)
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easportsf1 Amen
ynln7 LMAO
maxverstappen1 I let you win
ynln7 bruised ego alert
christianhorner Such a RESPONSIBLE team, aren't we?
orangleclerc THE T-SHIRT
strawberryrosberg Did they turn down the afterparty invite for this because mad respect
charles_leclerc Tell me your record, I'll beat it
ynln7 in your dreams, leclerc
maxverstappen1 Beat us in real life first
charles_leclerc First of all.
*ੈ✩‧₊˚ in which their fall-in-love-again era is them pretending as if they aren't back together and having just a little bit fun with everyone.
or
for when you know it'll be them till the end. ˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚
social media au // lando norris x fem!reader
prequel - i bet you think about me ⋆·˚ ༘ *
warnings - language
author's note - hiiii!!!! so sorry for being inactive i have midterms :/// posting rn bc i js couldn't wait!!!! i hope u like this <3 i love u thank u so much for reading <3
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yourusername seeing him tonight it's a bad idea right
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username PLEASE WHAT IS THIS
username MOTHER????? HELLO??????
username ahahahahahahahaha hey there!!!!!!
username she's actually so ❤️
username HELLO THE CAPTION WHAT
-> yourusername i js love my daughter oliviarodrigo
-> oliviarodrigo mom 🫶🏼
username the absolute lack of petty posts we've had from lando and y/n..........
-> username no bc WHAT ARE THEY COOKING 💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️
username pls get back with lando and put me out of my misery 🙏
username what the fuck is going on
username THE CAPTION??? Y/N WHAT.
username no bc i need them BACK together like asap 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
danielricciardo very bad idea
-> yourusername he's annoying
-> danielricciardo very true
username DANIEL SPILL 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
username ahahahahahahahaha!!!!! what.
username js one chance i will never shade u like lando did
username no bc i need them back together before valentine's bc i CANNOT miss on their posts for each like
-> username "here's to my forever valentine, ur annoying and i'm in love ❤️" IM CRYING
-> username istg i will never get over them ://
username FUCK IT IT'S FINE
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charles_leclerc again, listen to me and don't go
-> alexandrasaintmleux shut up
-> yourusername fr
-> charles_leclerc WHY AM I BEING BULLIED
username all the grid is plotting against lando and im here for every second of it
username may god bless the dinosaur that died in order to create the fossil that was processed to fuel that took the car to bring her mom to the hospital to give birth to her
-> yourusername wow
username if she's seeing lando i will SCREAM
username all jokes aside, if they really REALLY broke up then i hope that everyone leaves them alone bc imagine everyone bringing ur ex (the one whom u dated for such a long time) into everything like if i were her that would RUIN me
-> username fr like i love them both but if they really broke up then i hope people leave them alone
username mother is mothering so hard
maxverstappen1 do you not remember what happened the last time?
-> yourusername it wasn't that bad
-> danielricciardo yes it was
-> charles_leclerc yes it was
-> kellypiquet yes it was
-> carlossainz55 yes it was
-> pierregasly yes it was
-> lewishamilton yes it was
-> lilymhe yes it was
-> carmenmmundt yes it was
-> heidiberger_ yes it was
-> yourusername oh my god
-> username LMFAOAOOAOA
-> username bruh the CROWD here rn
username earth is weirdly off it's axis since ur break up pls get back with dad ❤️
username no bc lando better be on all fours if he wants her back like nothing less is VALID
username HER.
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landonorris feels like a taylor swift song
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username LANDO NORRIS WHO IS THAT.
username TOO MUCH TO DISSECT THE LYRICS THE PHOTOS
username THAT'S GOT TO BE Y/N I WILL CRY IF THAT'S NOT HER
username if that's not y/n i will burn down mclaren
-> mclaren fix yourself landonorris
-> landonorris STOP PUTTING ME ON THE SPOT
-> username admin is done with his shit
username yo wtfff
username babe wake up new y/n and lando lore js dropped ❤️
danielricciardo interesting choice of photos
-> landonorris thank you ☺️
username i will not sleep until i get answers
username we !! need !! answers !!
username genuinely on the edge of my seat fr like WHATTT
username the lyrics speak VOLUMES
username no bc if this is not y/n i will in SHAMBLES
-> username FRRRR LIKE WDYM MY COMFORT COUPLE ARE OVER
username guys i know it was for funsies before but it's getting a bit silly now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
-> username fr like y'all can stop pranking us now thank u.
charles_leclerc i hope she leaves you. AGAIN.
-> landonorris what have i ever done to you.
-> charles_leclerc ate my pasta
-> maxverstappen1 no offense but the day someone eats your pasta, it's the pearly gates for them
-> landonorris facts
-> pierregasly never eat charles' pasta
-> alex_albon it's deadly
-> charles_leclerc STOP TALKING ABOUT MY PASTA
-> charles_leclerc lando i hope she dumps you
-> landonorris you taKE THAT BACK
username LANDO WE NEED ANSWERS
username what the fuck is going is
username nice joke 😐😐😐😐 hard launch NOW.
username no bc that's y/n i don't take any criticism
username where tf are the twitter girlies they need to play detective rn
username lando this is ur last chance at confirming if that's y/n or not or else im hugging a tree at 178 mph
georgerussell63 you don't even listen to taylor swift
-> landonorris i'm a changed man
-> georgerussell63 you're barely a man
-> landonorris BLOCKED
username i live for the grid violating lando at every possible chance
username this has to be illegal they're playing with my blood pressure
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yourusername date night but it's js me telling u about my succulents and my cats
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username DATE NIGHT
username mom r u done with dad be so honest
username WHAT ABOUT YOUR CHILDERN (us)
username stay together for the kids ❤️
username SHE'S SO ANGELIC WHATCTHEBFUCK
username oh i js died died
alexandrasaintmleux pretty baby 🤍
-> yourusername i love u 🤍
username forever in awe of her likeeee
username im so in love i might stop breathing
username u can talk to me about plants any day of week!!!!!! i'll even bring my plants and they can have a little photosynthetic date!!!!! and u and i a humanistic one
username i am coming for u mclaren
danielricciardo i wasn't aware of you going on a date - lando (PLEASE UNBLOCK ME)
-> yourusername yeah it's js with this loser 💔 (no.)
-> danielricciardo wow and to think i chose your favourite place tonight UNBLOCK ME
-> yourusername no ❤️
-> username PLEASE WHAT IS THIS INTERACTION
-> username they're talking?????? omg??????
-> username not him still being blocked 😭😭😭😭😭
danielricciardo real daniel here please unblock him
-> yourusername lando give daniel his phone back
-> danielricciardo FUCK YOU
-> yourusername this isn't getting u any brownie points
-> danielricciardo I DON'T WANT ANY I WANT YOU BACK
*danielricciardo deleted this comment*
-> username OH I SAW THAT OMG
-> username lando in his redemption era we love to see it
username i love her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
username lando im puncturing ur tires
username someone check on how lando's doing
lilymhe gorgeous 🫶🏼 you can talk my ear off any day
-> yourusername lily i ADORE u <3
username lando r u still breathing
username AHAHHHHSHDHDHDHDJDKDKSK
-> username real
username my pronouns are she not her bc i'll never be HER
lewishamilton please unblock him he's about to cry
-> maxverstappen1 tears are welling
-> charles_leclerc he's sniffling
-> carlossainz55 eyes have glossed over
-> oscarpiastri holding them tears at bay right now
-> pierregasly can confirm
-> alex_albon please unblock him
-> georgerussell63 he's genuinely sobbing right now
-> mclaren we can hear the cries
-> yourusername LANDO GIVE EVERYONE THEIR PHONE BACK ISTG
-> scuderiaferrari UNBLOCK ME FIRST
-> username oh this man's DEDICATED
username genuinely in ruins rn
username oh to go on a date with her ❤️
francisca.cgomes love 💌
*liked by yourusername*
username im so.
username ???? DATE ????
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landonorris she's kinda okay
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username WAR IS OVER
username OH MY GOD
username "kinda okay" don't like u weren't in SHAMBLES bc of her
username world is spinning again god bless
username never have i ever felt a sense of relief this immense
username SCREECHING WHAT THE FUCKKKKK
username genuinely speechless rn
charles_leclerc "kinda okay" you cried when she blocked you
-> landonorris OH MY GOD STOP
-> username LMFAOAOAOAO
-> username PLEASE OMG
username im here for every second of this
username YESSSHSHSHSHS
username i just fell to my knees at home depot
username OH MY GOD????????
lewishamilton stop being weepy now x
-> landonorris tell her to stop being mean to me x
-> lewishamilton she said nothing wrong x
-> landonorris SHE CALLED ME A MCDONALD'S CLOWN
-> landonorris x
username THE WAY IM GRINNING RN
username drought is over ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
username they got back for ME
lilymhe you break her heart, i'll nail gun yours. got it?
-> landonorris yes ma'am.
-> username lily u will always be famous ❤️
username THEM.
username the biggest sigh of relief js left me
username NAHHH THIS MFS ARE EVIL LIKEE I ALMOST BROKE DOWN BC OF THEM AND THE WHOLE TIME THEY WERE JS SEEING EACH OTHER
-> username bitches (affectionate)
username missed my parents ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😭😭😭😭😭
username LET'S FUCKING GO
username watch lando get a podium at the next race
-> username oh my man's gonna be motivated
alexandrasaintmleux don't make me pull out the 25272828 messages from u saying how much u love me and those ESSAYS u sent me - y/n
-> landonorris first, DON'T do that
-> landonorris second, why are you using alex no. 2's phone?
-> alexandrasaintmleux first, DON'T tell me what to do
-> alexandrasaintmleux second, i'm blocked???
-> alexandrasaintmleux please don't call me alex no. 2 - alex
-> landonorris first, noted
-> landonorris second, i unblocked you???
-> landonorris sorry alexA force of habit
-> alexandrasaintmleux oh
-> username nah they forced my girl alex to sign off as "alex" on her OWN acc 😭😭😭😭
-> username PLEASE WHAT IS THIS CONVO
-> username the two things i've inferred from above are 1) y/n is not blocked on lando's acc she js chooses to comment from other ppl's phone and refuses to elaborate and 2) lando calls alexandra alex no. 2
-> username this is a WILD place to be
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yourusername yeah i'll be loving u for quite some time or whatever taylor swift said (❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️)
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landonorris happier than ever
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username LANDO NORRIS U ABSOLUTE ASSHOLE
username nah not him using the same caption that he used to shade her
-> username it's almost poetic in a way
username I JUST SCREECHED WHAT THE FUCK
username WAR IS OVER 😭😭😭😭😭😭
username the way i collapsed omg
username THE CAPTION HELP??????
username this is life altering
charles_leclerc not a funny caption
-> landonorris have a sense of humour
-> charles_leclerc i have you as a friend and you're a joke so, i do, in fact, have a sense of humour
-> landonorris you're getting reported for that
-> username LMFAOAOAOAO
-> username PLEASE OMG
username im sooooo here for this
username brb checking if my toaster is waterproof or not
-> username i'll join u!!
username SCREECHING OH MY GOD
username i feel like i've js managed to make two toddlers quit fighting and feel like such a proud parent
-> danielricciardo that's exactly how we feel
-> heidiberger_ so true
-> maxverstappen1 absolutely
-> kellypiquet they were worse than actual kids
-> sebastianvettel they're stubborn
-> scuderiaferrari the amount of times we've had to stop y/n from smashing his car is insane
-> mclaren we had to stay indoors with locked doors scuderiaferrari
-> susie_wolff it was horrible
-> landonorris every single one of you is horrible
-> carmenmmundt fuck u all i hope u step on a lego - y/n
-> landonorris FOR THE LAST TIME YOU'RE NOT BLOCKED yourusername
-> carmenmmundt idc
username life has meaning again
username omg
username THE WEEKND LYRICS OH MY GOD
-> username im folded
username SCREAMING IM SOOOO HAPPY
username they're so ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
username they're actually so taylor swift coded it's INSANE
username brb gonna cry some more
username i used to PRAY for this
danielricciardo could've chosen a different caption - y/n
-> landonorris IT'S THE THOUGH THAT COUNTS
-> danielricciardo terrible thought
-> landonorris i take it back
-> danielricciardo ❤️
danielricciardo this is sweet
-> landonorris thank you
danielricciardo I LOVE YOU
-> landonorris I LOVE YOU MOREEE
danielricciardo bf
-> landonorris gf
-> username what in the world am i witnessing
-> username shh js look away
-> username what in the dando i just witnessed
-> username NOT DANDO OH MY GOD
username sleepover on highway !!!!!!!!!!!!!
username im sooooOOOOooo normal about this (!!!!!!!!!!!)
Summary: everyone's favourite swiftie is finally off the market, but who's that lucky guy?
Genre: SMAU
warnings: google translated french, grammar mistakes, incorrect time line to match the story line
Author's note: i reached the picture limitation so I'll do a part 2 of this as soon as I can and I'm still not very good at this, and I'm completely out of ideas, so please bare it 🫶🏻
fc: Gracie Abrams
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yourinstagram uh-oh, I'm fallin' in love.
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sabrinacarpenter oh no, I'm falling in love again
⤷username hahahahaha it's just a taylor swift reference guysss hahahahaha nothing too serious
⤷username Sabrina what do you know, please tell your kids too babe.
username mother mother mother
oliviarodrigo i think I know who it is
⤷conangray SHE TOLD YOU??!!
⤷oliviarodrigo she tells me everything
⤷username lmaaaoo Olivia knowing who's y/n love intrest is and conan going crazy over it is my new favourite thing
username whoever is her new boyfriend and if he's reading this, sweetheart sleep with one eye open
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charles_leclerc
milan, italy
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charles_leclerc what a beautiful show, love the songs, love the performance, thank you so much for inviting me to this beautiful event.
tagged: yourinstagram
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yourinstagram I'm glad you had fun
⤷carlossainz55 he really did he won't stop humming "where do we go now"
⤷charles_leclerc hey! it's a good song
⤷username helloo?? What is happening??!!
username I still can't believe it's real, it feels like a weird fever dream 😭
username okay but are we not gonna talk about that caption and how girlfriend she looks in the 2nd slide??
⤷username finally! I was waiting for someone to say this!
username okay guys here me out, first y/n posting her pictures with caption "uh-oh I'm falling in love" which is a lyrics from Taylor Swift song called labyrinth and basically confirming she's in love and probably dating someone and then Olivia officially confirming it by commenting "I think I know who it is" and then Charles out of blue arriving at y/n concert which by looking at caption it seems like he was invited and the 2nd slide, he was in front row and the picture look way too "girlfriend" and charles is also single and so is y/n, so maybe...MAYBE Charles might be y/n new boyfriend?
⤷username ma'am the delusion is crazy
⤷username I've connected the two dots.
⤷username you didn't connect shit.
⤷username I've connected them.
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f1 CHARLES LECLERC IS THE WINNER OF 2023 ITALIAN GRAND PRIX! 🏆❤️
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scuderiaferrari that's how we win a home race 💚🤍❤️
⤷username can't believe you guys didn't fucked up his race
username call me delusional but y/n is his lucky charm
⤷username no but fr
⤷username listen @/scuderiaferrari you guys need to invite her to all of the races now.
⤷scuderiaferrari on it 🫡
charles_leclerc
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charles_leclerc what a win! 1-2 brought it home for all of the tifosi's out there! And also congratulations to Carlos on P2! That's how we win it and also thanks to all of the fans, team and my lucky charm! Forza Ferrari Sempre 💚🤍❤️
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carlossainz55 congratulations on the win mate ❤️!
⤷charles_leclerc thanks mate! congratulations on the podium!
yourinstagram SO SO SO PROUD OF YOU AND CARLOS!
⤷charles_leclerc couldn't have done I without you my lucky charm 🍀
⤷username AHHHHHH SHE IS HIS LUCKY CHARM SCREAMING CRYING BANGING MY HEAD AGAINST THE WALL!
⤷username just confirm your relationship already 😭😭
⤷username i don't think we need a confirmation this is already so obvious
landonorris congratulations mate!
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username the ONLY driver to beat RedBull this year! @/yourinstagram please come to all of the races from now on 🙏
⤷yourinstagram I'll try my best 🤍
⤷username AHHHHHH!!!
PS: this is sooooo rushed I'm so sorry, I'll do a part 2 as soon as I can! Please give feedbacks 🫶🏻
oscarpiastri i can risk a few hours of sleep for her
yourusername 🩷🩷
oscarpiastri pretty girl
gracieabrams
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gracieabrams there’s gotta be some sorta compensation for thirdwheelers
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user1 is that y/n
user2 that’s y/n omg
user3 who’s she with tho….
user4 the f1 girlies know
yourusername i wonder who that is…
gracieabrams only the most disgustingly cute couple i’ve seen
oscarpiastri not a couple
yourusername yeah, we’re strictly business partners
oscarpiastri
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oscarpiasti Race weekend + other things
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user5 other things = y/n
user6 business partners are surely partnering
yourusername you slayed that race tbh
oscarpiastri all thanks to you :)
gracieabrams that's disgusting
danielricciardo i agree
landonorris me too
yourusername stay mad
yourusername
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yourusername sooo is t-posing a necessity to win or is that just an oscar thing?
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landonorris long story short, george russell happened
yourusername ah, that explains it.
oscarpiastri did you have to post that specific image?
yourusername would you rather i post the one where your cheeks are so full you look like a squirrel?
oscarpiastri no ma’am
user7 “ma’am” she’s got him wrapped around her finger good lord
gracieabrams the taylor swift lyrics. you’re so down bad it’s sickening
yourusername it’s just a nice song 😇
yourusername
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yourusername sad girls write sad music
comments
user8 awe :(
user9 someone zoom in and decipher what that says PLEASE
user10 methinks an album is coming
user11 new heartbreak anthem, can’t wait
danielricciardo is taylor swift finally featured in it
yourusername she didn’t reply to my email (i forgot to send it)
user12 😭
gracieabrams sad girls unite
yourusername i love u more than he ever could’ve <3
gracieabrams shade but true (love you too)
yourusername
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yourusername same time here next weekend?
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user13 paris was blessed with her presence
gracieabrams girl wyd in paris
yourusername hunting for french boys ❤️
gracieabrams find one for me ty
user14 next weekend is french gp GUYSSSS
user15 is she hinting at smth…
user16 i hope not, because she deserves better
charles_leclerc can’t wait to see you on the paddock!
yourusername and at your house, obviously
charles_leclerc silly me, how could i forget
used17 ??? WHAT
user18 girlie is moving on fast huh
user19 no bc this is insane
oscarpiastri
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oscarpiastri Tiny victories :)
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user20 oh! okay!
user21 why’s he smiling as if he didn’t cheat on his girl… uhm
landonorris tiny victories + huge losses
oscarpiastri you win some, you lose some
landonorris and you lost, big time
user22 uh. What
user23 HELLO???????///
user24 idk if this is y/n or lando’s homie hopper era, but i support it
gracieabrams boo no one cheered
oscarpiastri yawns
user25 gracie babes…
user26 taking her bestie’s man right in front of her 💀
user27 y/n’s bestie isn’t gracie but! good riddance!
yourusername
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yourusername what it was and what it wasn’t
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user28 is this her official statement of them breaking up?
yourusername yes
user29 mother confirmed they were never together 💔
user30 brb crying
user31 love isn’t and never was real
oscarpiastri and what was it?
yourusername you giving too much and then getting scared
user32 OH???
user33 are they about to settle their argument in an instagram comment section…
user34 mmm no… this is sus. y/n wouldn’t do that in her own insta comment section
user35 no fr like she’s not as immature as other celebs to just handle her private love life in public 💀
user35 but then again, what do we know about her to assume this? cause she did it even when we assumed she wouldn’t
gracieabrams something is brewing
yourusername something’s cooking mhm mhm
gracieabrams someone lock this girl in the kitchen, she’s cookin up bangers
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gracieabrams so incredibly proud of my girl y/n 🩷 second slide is probably one of her best moments as a songwriter. who could’ve thought he used a fork? or that forks are everywhere? genius stuff, i tell you. no but honestly, she’s worked so hard for so long and “email’s i can’t send” is finally out. everyone go listen or else third slide y/n will stab you with a fork.
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user36 the subtle bullying 😭 i love them
user37 the best friendships are like this
yourusername you’re such a loser ily 🤍
yourusername thank you for the help with the fork lyrics! It was all gracie’s idea guys, don’t listen to what she has to say
gracieabrams i knew you’d somehow put the blame on me
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yourusername “emails i can’t send” is out and i couldn’t be happier. not only because it’s released, but also because i can finally stop getting oscar into trouble haha 🤍 i’m just a girl in the world, sorry os. this lovely boy continued supporting me even when i suggested such a crazy idea, so that just proves he’s the right one for me (seriously, who would cook pasta for a girl that asked if they could fake a breakup?) last slide is oscar’s actual reaction to seeing me be silly on the gram. listen to my new album and stay delusional, my loves. 💌
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oscarpiastri i can’t even be mad about the last slide cause it’s true…
oscarpiastri i love you princess, couldn’t imagine my life without you.
yourusername os :( i love you so bad
user38 wait huh
user39 IT WASNT REAL????
user40 LOVE DOES EXIST GUYS AND ITS THEM ❤️
gracieabrams my bestfriend is batshit crazy, and i’m all here for it
yourusername love you always
user41 so all of that… was all a marketing strategy…
user41 honestly, y/n is a mastermind
landonorris finally, oscar will stop asking me if you were serious about the breakup or not
danielricciardo the grid shall know peace once more
charles_leclerc i can’t deny that it was kind of funny seeing oscar walk around the paddock with his tail between his legs
oscarpiastri okay guys haha the bit’s over, shut up
landonorris @/yourusername break up with him again, he’s being mean
oscarpiastri no please don’t
user42 i’m crying 😭 why’s this kinda funny
user43 y/n messing with oscar’s reputation is funny to you? She could’ve fucked up his career lmao
oscarpiastri she didn’t mess with anything, i agreed to joke around and fake a breakup. I asked my pr team and they thought it was as funny as we did, so we did it. and it ended up putting my girl on the top of the charts, so :) stay mad, i guess
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user44 HE SAID STAY MAD IM YELLING
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charles_leclerc thank you so much to my *friend* y/n for letting me feature on her new album. and to oscar, thank you for not murdering me when the dating rumours happened. wishing you two all the best.
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user45 aw wait this is so sweet :(
user46 y/n is besties with all of the grid this is adorable
user47 him having to clarify that they’re friends HAHAHA
yourusername love u charlie <3 was lovely working with you. (all the piano bits you hear in the album are charlie’s work, round of applause everyone)
user48 clapping so loud
oscarpiastri cheers mate, thanks for keeping her busy and me sane
yourusername such a liar, you were at home weeping for me to stay
oscarpiastri no i wasn’t (yes i was)
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oscarpiastri So proud of this crazy girl, for more than just her new album’s release. She’s been so strong and so hard-working, and so loving. Peep the second slide to see her crying selfie that she sent to me immediately after commenting “yes” and confirming our pretend break-up. The third slide is of my girl and her best friend, because they’ve kept me on my toes for the past two months. But I wouldn’t have it any other way. I love you to the moon and to saturn, y/n.
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user49 i love my virtual parents 🫶
user50 love is real and they’re proving that everyday
user51 HE QUOTED TAYLOR SWIFT TO HER IM SOBBING ON THR FLOOR
yourusername me too bff, i love this boy so much
landonorris is gracie single
yourusername no
gracieabrams yes i am?
yourusername you don’t want lando, trust me
landonorris okay what the fuck
yourusername i’m breaking up with you for reals this time
oscarpiastri what the fuck :(
yourusername was the crying selfie really necessary 💔
oscarpiastri you look cute
yourusername don’t even.
yourusername i love you so much, thank you for being my muse
oscarpiastri i hope i’m your muse for happy love songs too? (pls say yes)
yourusername next album is called “oscar is the love of my life”, so i’d say yes
Whether you're just starting out and have had bad experiences with textbook learning in the past or are getting burnt out from prepping for the next proficiency test, it's never a bad idea to put the textbooks away for a time and just enjoy your target language. If you're new to the world of immersion, here are a few ways to get you started.
Follow along with the lyrics of a song. Spotify's not-so-new-anymore lyrics feature is great for this, especially since it has timed lyrics, but it doesn't have every song.
Expert mode: Write out the lyrics and underline/highlight/make note of all the words and grammar structures you don't know. Learn these unknowns until you can understand the whole song!
Extra challenge: Translate a song from your target language. I usually tend to stay away from translations in my study, but for those of you who aspire to be translators (or already are!), the poetic nature of song lyrics can be a fun challenge.
Watch a show or movie. Netflix has now introduced a feature where you can sort by language! If there's nothing made in your language that you're interested in, it also gives the option to sort by shows and movies that have the audio or subtitles available. Internet Archive also tends to have lots of foreign films that I'm looking for.
Easy mode: Watch with English or your native language subtitles. When doing this, try to still listen to what's being said and pick up on words and phrases that you know, or match new words with their translation in the subtitles. Note: reading one language and listening to another is a skill in and of itself! Don't be discouraged if you can't do both at the same time yet, you're brain is still making the connections in intonation and cadence of the language.
Hard mode: Watch with captions in your target language. This helps you connect listening and reading, especially in languages where the spelling isn't exactly phonetic, or it uses a different alphabet than what you're used to.
Expert mode: No captions or subtitles! But who knows, maybe you're better at listening comprehension than I am. Make sure you're getting comprehensible input here; some shows and movies are much harder than others. But above all else, watch what keeps your interest. A movie where you can catch half the dialogue but is super engaging is better for you than an "easy" movie that you're going to spend your time ignoring.
Polyglot mode?: Watch something in your target language with subtitles in a different target language. This adds just one too many layers of obfuscation for me, but if you're into the challenge, more power to you.
Watch YouTube. You can change your language preference on YouTube, and with that, the Explore section will give you recommendations in your target language. Going into the trending tab with your target language can give you a good idea about what people are interested in in the countries where your target language is spoken.
Read something. It can be a book, it can be a comic. There are plenty of webcomics out there in a number of languages! There's also probably an English language listicle with recommendations of easier to understand webcomics for learners, too.
If you're just getting started in immersion, you can choose whether you focus on intensive reading or extensive reading (this actually goes for all kinds of immersion, but is easiest to control with reading since it happens at your own pace). Intensive reading is reading with the goal of understanding everything 100%. If you don't understand a word, or a grammar point, or the reading of a character, look it up. Extensive reading is reading just to get the gist of things. Look up words and grammar points only if they stop you from understanding the general meaning of the sentence or section. And of course, the more you immerse, the less you'll have to look things up, but remember that difficulty varies between materials, even within books of the same age range, genre, and medium.
A small digression: If you decide that you never want to open a textbook on your language learning journey, more power to you! It can be done and I know people who have gotten to proficient levels of their target language without textbooks. If you want this to be you, extensive immersion is your best friend. You also might want to get comfortable with the flashcard program anki, because, if this is your goal, all those unknown grammar points and words will probably end up there. But at the end of the day, language learning is an intensely personal journey, and what works for others won't necessarily work for you. Finding what works for you is just part of learning a language.
Play a game. Lots of games are region locked (hint: Pokemon Sun/Moon isn't! If you start a new game, you can choose which language you want to play it in), but there are plenty of free online games still lurking in the corners of the internet. With a bit of googling, you can probably find something in your target language. Just the other day, I went out to find one of those hidden item games in Japanese and ended up finding an entire site dedicated to user made browser games.
If you're learning Japanese or Korean, picrew might be fun to look through as well. I noticed that plenty of picrews have basic anatomy vocabulary. I'm not super familiar with picrew myself, but the ones I've seen tend to be in Korean and Japanese
And lastly, don't fully give up on textbooks before trying them out. Don't be discouraged if textbooks truly aren't your thing, but studying a language on your own time can feel much different than studying for school. Don't put too much pressure on yourself and just have fun with your language. Additionally, if you'd rather learn in a video format, many languages have full courses uploaded to YouTube for you to try. Finding these can be difficult for some languages though, so don't hesitate to reach out to other learners and see what they recommend!
Got your materials ready? Great! Now go forth and immerse!
MH cried on stage about haylor?? I need to see this give me link
The TLDR is that the meltdown video: ramps up at 3:49, there is also this tumblr post by someone who was there about it and this news about it.
Maylor/Haylor storytime with too much info
Matty Healy's parents are actors Tim Healy and Denise Welch, overseas 1D fans may know his mum from this Loose Women interview with 1D. His parents had a messy public divorce covered in Tabloids.
1999 - When his mum was featured on This is Your Life, in this clip, 10 year old Matty said he wanted to be "a popstar and top class musician" with his mum looking tense.
2002 - the 1975 was formed with school friends in Manchester, it will be 10 years before they have success.
2009 - 1975 met and was unsigned by every major label. Their manager formed an independent label and signed them for £20.
2010 - One Direction is formed on X-Factor with Harry, 5 years younger also from Cheshire. 1D becomes a national sensation and sign a £1m record deal with a major label.
2011 - One Direction continues to grow with the X-Factor tour, records Up All Night and starts their own tour.
2012 - What Makes You Beautiful is #1 in 16 countries including the UK and US. Harry starts dating Taylor Swift and the world loses it's mind over them and the band.
2013, February - 1975 get their first top 20 song, Chocolate that reaches #19 (Teenage Kicks was on #6 in the same chart, on it's way down from #1).
2013, September 3 - Harry tweeted that he downloaded the self-titled 1975 album. Matty Healy told an interviewer that he went from 4k followers to 15k followers in 10 minutes. Matty said they became mates, he texted Harry to thank him. The 1975 covered What Makes You Beautiful:
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All fab, or so it seems.
2014, February - Taylor finishes 1989, Harry and Taylor start dating again and seem to for the rest of the year.
2014, March 20, fallout boy shares this photo of Matty Healy, fallout boy and 1d minus Harry to instagram captioned “London hangs.” I don’t know when the photo with Harry is from, the jacket is St Laurent 2014 and it first appeared on live journal June 2014. Harry wore the coat again in September.
2014, March - MH plays call or delete with Harry's BFF Nick Grimshaw and calls Niall and Harry, he says he has Niall’s number because he is writing a song for one direction and that he had never spoken to Harry before (but had his number and Harry recognised his voice and/or just would know Nick had the show on and who was on it.) MH asks to borrow £5k and Harry agrees. Harry probably knew he was on Nick Grimshaw.
2014, April - his mum says MH is writing a song for 1D and talks about Anne.
2014, May 8 - One Direction record Change Your Ticket in Fasano Hotel, the TV Special includes footage (2:12) of Julien and Niall figuring out the lyrics and melody in Rio De Janeiro. The band then toured
2014, May 24 - One Direction and the 1975 both play the Glasgow Big Weekend, though 1D fly in for just their show they are then in London.
2014, July - Anne tweets Denise with a throwback photo
At some point they play Change Your Ticket for Matty who Later said:
“They got me in and they said, ‘We really like your band. Would you write a song for us?’,” Matt revealed to Spin. “[But] they didn’t seem to be actually that interested. They just wanted to play me this song that they said was really, really inspired by us.", “Listen guys, fill your boots, the song doesn’t sound that much like ‘Girls’. But the guitar and the whole vibe of it is a complete lift, So take the guitars off and we’re good." “It would have been a bad 1975 song.”
2014 - October 27 - 1989 released. Taylor says to Rolling Stone that her publicist has said a relationship is not a good idea:
‘How long do we have on the clock — before something comes along and puts a wrench in it, or your publicist calls and says this isn’t a good idea?'” (bless you @cntfightmydemonsthyknowhowtoswim)
2014 - November 8 - Matty Healy wears a 1989 T-Shirt, Taylor likes a Tumblr post about it.
2014 - November 17 - FOUR comes out with Change Your Ticket including the 1975-esq guitar. In the Four Hangout Harry says "well done Tyler" (32:25) and Niall adds "your Boyfriends back", Liam adds "Your gonna get in trouble" Tyler is Taylor's name I n the Man video, the 1D band had rhyming or celebrity code names for themselves that they used in interviews (Harry = Susan Boyle etc)
2014 - November 19 - Harry, Taylor & Selena go to a 1975 concert together. This is often cited as the Maylor starting point, Harry was there and called her boyfriend by Niall 2 days before. Taylor posts a video of her, Selena and Harry is briefly seen. Video of Taylor and MH backstage.
2014 - December 2 - Harry and Taylor at Victoria's Secret After party and leave together in London. First time Style performed.
2014 - December 4 - Taylor at a 1975 concert in NYC.
2014 - December 5 - 1D in London, appeared on Graham Norton. Rumours Taylor dating Matty, he tweets they got his name wrong.
2014 - December 6 - Taylor has laryngitis at Jingle Bell Ball. Matty Healy does this on stage in Boston, crying and yelling at the audience:
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2014 - December 9, after Twitter ran with the meltdown, coupled with Matty being linked to Taylor who the band knew to be with Harry. They go on more Four promo. One Direction was not getting on, Harry had broached the topic of the Hiatus a few weeks earlier. They appear on RTL in the Netherlands. Liam seems drunk and makes a beard joke at Harry.
And that's the end of the 2014, interaction, between Matty appearing in the 1989 t-shirt and the meltdown was 1 month, and Harry and Taylor were seen together in that time. Taylor did go to one 1975 concert without Harry, 2 days before Matty melted down.
In this time Matty was also smoking heroin, from the New Yorker in May 2023:
In 2014, amid the early rush of fame and steady touring, Healy began smoking heroin, the only substance he found that could pull him down from the stratosphere. It was a secret, for a while; then the band staged an intervention. Healy resisted: he was the star, and the rest of them would have to get on board.
2015, November - Matty said to the Guardian:
On 6 December, onstage in Boston. “There was girl stuff,” he says. “There was family stuff. There was financial stuff. There was drug stuff. I remember hearing the crowd and having an identity crisis. I thought: ‘If you want to see a show, I’ll give you a fucking show. If you’ve come to see the jester drink himself into a slumber, I’ll give it to you.’ I felt like I’d become an idea as opposed to being a person.”
At one point, a fan shouted, “I love you, Matty!” He’s ashamed of his response. “What did I say to the poor fucking girl? ‘You don’t have the right to love me. You don’t know me. I love you but you don’t get to love me.’ Jesus. Can you imagine your favourite band shouting that at you? What a dickhead. What a horrible thing to say to a kid who fucking does love me.”
2015 - January - Matty also does this interview where he says it was all fake that he dated Taylor and there is noone in the world he knows less than Harry Styles
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2015 - February 26 - Taylor pictured hugging Nick Grimshaw, Harry’s BFF, next to Matty Healy at the 2015 Brit awards after party. Harry was in Australia, he and Taylor had broken Up and this is the night she met and seemed to immediately start dating Calvin Harris’s
2015 - April - Matty Healy and sources close gives a lot of interviews saying he is angry about Change Your Ticket and that One Direction stole the 1975's sound.
Love Me
2015 - October - 1975 Love Me came out which is a rather direct Harry diss:
the lyrics reference Blank Space "Rumors Fly": "You've been reading about yourself on a plane".
"caught up in fashion, Karcrashian panache" a style reference and a diss to Kendall
music video where Matty makes out with the cardboard cutout of a 17 year old Harry Styles.
on stage he copies Harry's dancing in this song.
In the BTS Matty says "I just wanted to make a video that was about some kind of sexually confused rockstar type that who buys into his own nonsense really"
he also wore Chelsea looking boots and pointed them out in the BTS
2016, March to Q Magazine, (and widely reported) Matty said:
“I feel like I’m not very good at relationships,” he’d said, and I wondered why. Healy explained the jumble of reasons – insecurity, self-obsession, a fear of misrepresentation. Was it also, I asked, a fear of losing himself? He nodded. “Absolutely. And the reason I mention that is because if I had [properly] gone out with Taylor Swift the first thing I would’ve [thought was] ‘Fucking hell I am NOT being Taylor Swift’s boyfriend.’ You know, FUCK. THAT.” Then he had added an afterthought: “That’s also a man thing, a de-masculinating, emasculating thing.”
I'm skipping ahead a few years, Matty brings Taylor and Harry up alot, like in random interviews with Zane Lowe, Nick Grimshaw etc. But the vibe is often separating him from success. I wonder if he is also reminding others he knows them.
2022 he works with Jack Antonoff. There are rumours of a collab which Matty both says it is fake news he worked on Midnights and then that he did but it wasn't used. Taylor never acknowledged.
2022 - midnights comes out, no 1975 collab.
2023 - 12 January - Taylor performs anti-hero and The City at 1975 concert, multiple rumors Harry was also there: x, x, x
2023 - 15 January - MH invites HS to perform, H declines. MH makes inappropriate comments accusing Harry of Queerbaiting.
2023 - 11 February blind item:
2023 - March - Reps for Matty Healy's girlfriend Meredith says
“She did not see this coming at all. All the time Matty was in the studio with Taylor, she thought nothing of it. He’d spend the day in the studio and then come home to her. “Things were going well until around March 29 then, out of the blue, he stopped replying to messages and calls. “He just ghosted her and that was it. Then, four weeks later, he went public with Taylor.
2023 - March/April/May/June - Taylor touring the US. The 1975 touring Latin America in March, Asia and Australia in April and May, Europe in June. The only times they would have seen each other are the handful of times they were photographed.
2023 - 10 April - Taylor and Joe's separation press release. MH delete socials said:
"everything happens in eras. The 1975 is a very eras band. The era of me being a f***ing a***hole is coming to an end. […] I can’t perform off the stage any more.”
2023 April 14 - MH cries on stage in I always wanna die, and puts his head in his hands during Love it if we make it in Sydney. Saying “You changed all the words on my set list to rude words,” he says, pointing off-stage, before admitting the culprit is “trying to cheer me up because I’ve been going through a bit”. Covered in news
2023 April 24 - MH introduces 'She's American' in Tokyo with: "When I picture it, there's like three places I picture people listening to it, there's Manchester, Pennsylvania, that’s a whole other thing don’t worry about that and Tokyo” 1975 was formed in Manchester. Matty and Harry are both from nearby Cheshire.
2023 - May 3 - TS & MH mouth "this is about you, you know who you are. I love you" on stage.
2023 5 May - MH at Eras tour, Sparks Fly and Teardrops on my guitar. He joined Phoebe Bridges on stage.
2023 6 May - OOTW/Fifteen. MH attends again
2023 11 May - MH and Taylor hold hands in NY
2023 12 May - Gold Rush & CBBH, Philli. MH on stage at Eras in skeleton costume. MH and Taylor at group dinner hold hands.
2023 13 May - TS This Love, no intro/Forever and Always (Philli) MH attends eras and seen with Scott Swift.
2023 15 May - Taylor leaving Electric Lady with MH
2023 18 May - People reports Taylor kissed MH at Zero bond, no photos of them arriving, no photos allowed in club. Last time reported to be seen together. 50 days since his ex said they were good.
2023 27 May - during the Radio 1 Big Weekend at Glasglow, a broadcast event, Matty Healy acted unusually and said "Try romanticising your life for a job, see how you like it". This section is cut from the BBC's official video of About You. Harry was also in Scotland in Edinburgh.
2023 June 5 - MH break up reported by TMZ later confirmed no longer speaking
2023 August 16 - MH back with the girl he dumped in March for …. That.
2024 February 15 - MH said on stage “Do not come for me. Trust me. You know who I’m talking to. Honestly, you know who you are. I’m as mental as I seem. I have the receipts. Don’t f**k with me. Trust me.” A
I have no idea what happened in 2023, but I think the blind is correct.
hi! I love your writing sm. can I req this it's based on a tiktok I saw and thought it'd be cute. so basically y/n singing taylor's new song you're losing me esp the bridge! and matty is concerned like "we're okay right? you've been singing that song with much passion" or something like that! I just really thought it would be cute thank u so much
Ok I decided to turn this one into a proper imagine where the reader is a popular solo artist who misses her rockstar boyfriend and literally sat up until 3am working on it because i loved the idea so fucking much, thank you anon <3
Warnings: Angst and sadness but happy ending I promise
You're Losing Me
Y/n Y/l/n was sitting alone in her dressing room cross legged on a battered sofa. She had just received a message from her friend George to inform her that The 1975 had performed their last show of their tour and were flying back to London the very next morning. He also dropped in that Matty was excited to see her again and couldn't wait to get home. She hadn't bothered to respond. Why couldn't Matty have told her that himself? Her heart sank on remembering that although Matty was finishing his tour, she was just beginning hers. She would spend one night with him in their shared house before flying to the USA and wouldn't return for several weeks. Y/n felt empty, as she had since Matty left. She looked up to realise that she wasn't alone at all; in fact the dressing room was full of people refilling her water bottles, fixing the order of her costumes for quick changes, ensuring the setlist was right. But still, the crushing loneliness got to her. She doubted that it would be remedied in twenty minutes when the crowd of 15,000 people were screaming her name. She was right.
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Exactly 24 hours later, Y/n lay in her boyfriend's arms, thrilled to have him home but heart not feeling any lighter. She could feel them pulling apart from each other, the demanding schedules their careers presented them with tearing apart the best relationship either of them had ever been in. Even as Matty stroked her hair and pressed soft kisses to her forehead, she was fighting to keep a smile on her face. She wanted to burst into tears and tell him she needed him. She needed to be with him all the time, not just sometimes. She needed to fall into his arms the second she came offstage. She needed to feel as though their relationship wasn't a liability.
When Y/n left Matty in bed to use the bathroom, he started to scroll Twitter and look for videos of his girl's first show of her tour. He came across one that already had thousands upon thousands of views. It was captioned "Y/n Y/l/n cover Taylor Swift's "You're Losing Me" at her London show last night". He clicked and started watching. His girlfriend sounded angelic as usual, but he didn't feel like he was watching a video of her usual happy, performance-loving self. The girl on his screen was breaking from the inside out. The passion she was singing with was gave her the image of someone who undeniably related to what she was singing. She wasn't just covering a popular song. He could tell she meant it. He listened closely to the lyrics; "And I wouldn't marry me either, a pathological people pleaser", "Do something babe, say something." Matty's heart was in his throat as he realised that there was a reason she had chosen the song. Did she think he didn't love her anymore? Had she been hoping for the next step in their relationship? Was he really losing her?
Y/n re-entered the room to see Matty, phone in hand, with a tear slipping down his cheek. "What's wrong, baby? Aren't you happy to be home?"
"Are we ok, Y/n?" Matty whispered.
"What? Of course we are. What's brought this on, love?"
"The song. Last night. I know you didn't write it but you just sang it with so much passion, I couldn't help but feel like there's something you're not telling me."
Y/n looked at his phone and was overcome with guilt. He understood that she had been singing to him. She took Matty's face in her hands and swiped away a tear gently with her thumb.
"I'm sorry, Matty. But I just felt like I related to the song so much. I couldn't help but feel like we drifted apart while you were on tour. We were barely speaking by the last few weeks of it. I just needed you here, and honestly I did feel like you were losing me."
Matty's sobs didn't stop. "Are you saying you want to break up with me because I'm away too much?"
"No! Of course not baby, I couldn't imagine breaking up with you for the world. You are all I want in life. I promise. But I just don't know how to do this long distance thing anymore. I need us to be together."
"Y/n, darling, I know. I'm dreading tomorrow. In all honestly, I understand why you sang the song. I was drifting away from you. I just couldn't bear to talk to you over the phone. I couldn't even answer a text from you without crying about how much I missed you."
Y/n was crying now too, feeling terrible that she hadn't seen how miserable Matty had been on tour. She stroked his hair as he buried his head in her chest.
"It's ok baby, we're gonna be ok."
Matty lifted his head to kiss away her tears. "Listen, darling. I'm going to speak to the boys and let them know that I'm not gonna be in the studio for a while. Give me a few days to recover from tour and then I'm gonna fly out and meet you. We'll only be away from each other for another week tops."
Y/n tackled him into a hug. "You're really coming on tour with me?"
"Yes, darling, really. I'm sorry I even considered going back to the studio instead of coming with you. I've just felt so pressured into releasing new music recently. But everyone else can just wait for me and my girl."
Y/n and Matty lay in each other's embrace once more, and as she was drifting off to sleep, she heard him whisper, "I promise I'll never let you feel like you're losing me again."
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A/N: Soz guys that got way deeper than I wanted it to. Got carried away ig but oh well
Summary: Florence attends one of your concerts, which you were unaware of until you spot her in the crowd.
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AC: I listened to the song you mentioned, it’s a great song although it wasn’t my type of music, so I have used one of my all-time favourite songs for this as I felt it sort of gave me the same vibe. Enjoy!
*This is a request from my old blog*
“Alright love, I’m going to go before my manger calls me again for the 50th time!” you spoked as you met Florence in the living room, snuggled up in a blanket on the sofa.
“Have a great show darling!” she smiled to you as you lent down and kissed her plump lips. “I’ll see you soon” you said against her lips.
Little did you know, under the blanket Florence was dressed and ready to surprise you. She gave you a warm smile before you left. Tonight, was one of the last shows of your tour, you played at small arena’s and mostly did acoustic songs.
You’ve been with Florence for a little over a year. Never officially making it public but there were plenty of cryptic posts about the two of you, interviews asking you about one another, fans made fan pages to show support for the relationship they weren’t aware was real. It made you and Flo giggle whenever you’d see some posts about being at an event together “can they just idk??? Kiss???” one caption would read, “I can’t get over how they look at each other!” another would read. Florence and you spoke about coming out about the relationship but the two of you were enjoying the privacy and the fun that came with it.
You stepped onto the stage in front of a welcoming ground, your guitar sat waiting for you by the microphone. Flashes from phones in the crowd never blinded you anymore as you were soon used to the bright lights and the spotlight that made you stand out more on stage.
“How are we tonight?” you spoke into the microphone, the crowd cheered in replied. “Thank you for coming out tonight, let’s get the show started yeah?” you smiled as the cheers got even louder.
This is what you’d dreamed about since you were a kid and learnt how to bang pots together. Florence had her movies and would help you with song writing sometimes given her shared talent in singing. You loved her voice and would encourage her to dabble more into the music industry like she’s mentioned so many times before. The energy of the crowd always made for a successful night, getting a kick from the idea of being able to bring people together through music and hearing people sing along to song you wrote, songs you recorded and appreciated so much.
Halfway through your set you noticed a familiar blonde in the crowd, she was singing along, dancing and every now and then would have her phone out to record you. It was hard to tell if it really was Florence as you were sure she was at home watching movies with her feet up. But once one of the spotlights hit her on the right angle you knew it was Florence. You couldn’t hide the big smile on your face once the two of you caught eyes, she gave you a small wave and you threw her a playful wink as you continued the show.
The fans demanded an encore, you could hear the chanting from your dressing room as you changed into an outfit that didn’t feel as hot and sweaty. You walked out with your guitar, again, the crowd’s cheers were loud and clear.
“I hope you guys can sing this one with me” you said before starting one of your most popular songs, the fans screamed once they caught on and sang along with you, never missing a lyric.
“Before I go tonight, I just want to thank everybody who made tonight happened, my band, my team backstage, family, friends, every single one of you guys in this room tonight mean more to me than you’ll ever know! I want to end this magically night with a song that I’ve been working on recently.
This song is one of my own favourites and” you paused as you looked over at Florence, “this song is about my girlfriend” you added. The crowd got louder than ever as they scanned the room for the girlfriend you were talking about. Fans standing closest to Florence were the first to quickly point out she was in the audience. Some fans followed your eyes which were glued to Florence’s as she stood proudly with a smile, sending you a soft nod to say it was okay to finally be able to tell the world.
You started strumming your guitar, the fan’s attention drew back to you fast, camera’s out and ready to record the special moment.
“I’ve never had nobody like you”
“You take the edge off the pain, yeah.
They’re always asking what’s your name, yeah
But you ain’t falling for that game, yeah
You know that Imma do the same, yeah”
“It aint your figure or your frame, yeah
it’s just the feeling that you bring, yeah
I can’t let you slip away,
Girl, I need you in my space”
“I’ve been through it, I’ve been through it
I’ve had some girls and they damn make want to lose it,
But you give my heart a break, you take my far away
you take me faraway”
“I’ve never had nobody like you”
After the show you went backstage to gather your things, you felt a set of warm arms wrap around your waist, a big smile covered your lips once more. “I’m so proud of you” Florence spoke before resting her head on your shoulder, “I thought you were at home” you looked at her through the mirror, she smiled, “you think I wanted to miss your show so close to home?” she replied. You turned around and faced her, she moved her arms to rest around your neck as your hands found her hips. “You better record that song because I want to listen to it every day” she smiled once more. “Anything for you” you kissed her softly. She pulled you in and deepened the kiss. Once pulling away for air, you both just sunk into each other’s hold “does this mean you’ll do a duet with me now?” you asked. “Maybe” she smirked.
“The car is ready for you” your manger spoke after knocking on the door.
“Just a moment” you looked over at her before looking back to Florence, “I just want to soak this in since the world knows now” you whispered. Florence kissed you once more before hugging you tightly, “I love you my darling” she whispered.
Known as "The Princesses of Waterbomb" everyone was disappointed when VENUS couldn't attend Waterbomb Seoul this year, breaking their four-year tradition of attending the festive. However, VENUS made up for missing Seoul Waterbomb and attended Waterbomb Tokyo causing a big splash as usual!
.゚۪ ♡ ۫ ( LOOK BOOK ! )
( LEFT 2 RIGHT ! ) ... AKI, YOONAH, JIAH, CHLOE, AND SENA !
.゚۪ ♡ ۫ SET LIST !
BLOW A KISS
1ST MENT
I AM THE WITCH AT THE STAKE
2ND MENT
ILLUSIONS
3RD MENT
IM THE BEST
4TH MENT
SUMMER LUV!
.゚۪ ♡ ۫ VIRAL MOMENTS !
too many to keep track of, truly.
everyone looked SO good. the girls were literally glowing and completely in their element. it was clear they were having a great time.
the entire festival was screaming the lyrics to IM THE BEST like everyone was so excited they finally performed it again.
they were screaming for every song this is a great festival setlist esp for constellations.
yoonah had multiple clips of her go viral just for how pretty she looked. mainly during blow a kiss and i am the witch, many people praising her for her visuals and performance.
the tweets got interesting to say the least but the consensus was that yoonah is very hot especially while wet.
aki also went viral for her visuals. a clip of her during one of the ments, pushing her hair back and telling the crowd "be as loud as you fucking can. we came to have some fun!" went viral for obvious reasons. she's hot.
a clip of sena and jiah covering "what a life" by exo-sc went viral as well. the girls talked about how excited they were to see the boys perform later. they bleed cosmic latte.
yoonah couldn't figure out how to get her water gun to work so she called for aki to help her. when aki came over, she took the gun from yoonah, fiddled with it for a second, then sprayed her with water. it was a cute and funny moment that also went viral!
chloe had a clip of her throwing ass towards the crowd then running away giggling go viral for obvious reasons. she's now been added to the list of idols that can throw ass. everyone clap for chole!
not viral per say but it was talked about a lot how close chanyeol and yoonah seemed, chloe and sehun were also seen walking around together at the festival. chloe would later go to post a picture of her and sehun to her story captioning it: "i love my BESTIE sehun! and he loves having me as a BESTIE! 😁"
yoonah would post a video of her and chanyeol in his car while in the Mcdonalds drive through with the caption "😚" while both of them sip on their drinks. yoonah looking cute and chanyeol looking like he has no idea what's going on as usual.
the only song they did the full choreography for was summer luv just because they had to. the choreo is the most iconic part! but other than that, they were mainly having fun with the crowd, with each other, and just overall having a good time!
[NSB HEADCANONS] - going to a concert with azngami
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pov: ryan recently brought you tickets to go see your fav artists that you guys both like and during the concerts, he's realizing how lucky he is to have you by his side
warning: none
type: wholesome
members: ryan nguyen (azngami)
like and reblogs are greatly appreciated! :)
so.. it was your birthday
and you couldn't stop talking about your fav singer (or music's group)
at this point, ryan knew everything about them 🥴
so for your birthday present, he knew it had to be something related to the group! he then started looking for some merch or some album that you didn't have from them
but when he saw that they were touring in your city, he quickly forgot about his original ideas
he was going to give you tickets to see them irl
let's say when you saw the two tickets to the concert, you were super happy and that made Ryan even happier
like he was actually super excited to go with you, but when he saw your excitement and how happy you were, it made him even more excited
the day of the concert, OH GOD-
he made a tiktok saying he was going to the concert and all that stuff (like he did with seb when he went to see The Weeknd) and posted it on tiktok
when the two of you walked into the concert room, ryan couldn't stop smiling
he was smiling so hard seeing you all excited
ryan would totally be the type to hold your hands and say (as an excuse) that "it's too crowned"
he just want to hold your hand, okay?
if you are introverted like him and he sees that you are also scared of the crown, he would push the people (this man is not scared) and hold your hand super tight while walking in front of you saying "sorry" or "excuse me" or
he would def buy merch there if there is any
matching merch?? (yes, please)
he would give you one of his softest smiles if he saw you in your favorite artist's merch
it has always been a dream of yours to see them and the fact that ryan could go with you and see you realize one of your dreams/goals makes him super happy
"your smile tell me everything, babe"
"what? i just love how happy and excited you are, right now. it's making me happy"
RYAN IS A SIMP FOR HAND HOLDING, OKAY? he love holding hand, so don't be surprised if he hold your hand during the concert
during the concert, nguyen would take secret pictures of you
he think it's super cute to see you smiling like that and being super happy
he love your smile, what can i say?
it's like one of the precious thing he can see every day :(
he would sing the songs with you and look into your eyes and fall more and more in love with you
if the artist sings some love songs, he would totally sing the lyrics while looking at you
and he would say, "what? i'm singing!" but ngl, he just wished he could have written that song for you (but he'll never tell you that)
LIKE??? tell me, this isn't cute?
azngami would tease you with some of the lyrics…? like for example, at the The Weeknd's concert he went to, abel sang "Die For You" and in the song one of the lyrics is "cause baby, i would die for you" so i'm pretty sure ryan would have sang it to you…? idk if this is understandable lol
ryan would play their music in the car after the concert
and would do karaoke nights with you so you could relive that concert
he's so cute
he would post pictures of you and him dancing in the crown, videos of you singing and living your best life, he would take instagram pictures with you and caption them with "you're the reason behind these lyrics" if the group/singer are/is mostly singing love songs
to conclude this headcanon, ryan and you would have a lot of fun together at the concert!!
hope you guys liked it!!
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Your post just had me thinking of what about coworker/bestie Bakugo that is so bad at feelings that instead of telling you how he feels makes a fan account about you, will re-upload your selfies or pictures of you from others friends posts and captioned them with lyrics, poems, book quotes. Just anything that would describe his feelings for you.
Omg this is SO cute though😭 I love this idea but I think about him keeping it private because he doesn’t want anyone else looking at you like he does?
So he’s got an entire folder on his phone dedicated to you, whenever you post a photo of yourself he’s saving it instantly. Poor man has no clue that when you screenshot a post on certain apps it gives you a notification. And you never even question it? Like, it’s only when Kirishima tells Bakugou that you get a notification every time he does it that he starts to freak out about it because he’s screenshot virtually every post.
But also him making an entire playlist about you? Like songs that remind him of you? Or songs he imagines as being your songs if you were a couple.
And you know I love the headcanon of Bakugou being into romance books/manga, so just the thought of him imagining you and him together in those scenarios and saving cute little quotes from it??? Sigh.
trying to get back into the joys of making gore art !! (i used to do that all the time but stopped after i started posting on scratch because yknow. kids site. i havent done anything like this in a while how did i do.) i was considering Not posting this one yk because it's very much experimental and didn't turn out the way i planned but i had the idea for a while and well. yeah
caption is a song lyric! the other day i listened to this song and i wasn't sure whether the meaning was literal or metaphorical but the song reminded me of these 2 so. now it's both.
ok so heres a song that i think is definitely a "gabriel and v1 are both going to Fucking Die but they're gonna love each other in their own special way intil the end" song: ishu (alien) by GESO and rinri (you have to turn on captions for this one btw). its just. OUGHHHH. so pretty. and its even cooler how the lyrics can be interpreted from both perspectives and AAAAAAAAA i love this song
OOUUGHHHHH MENTAL BREAKDOWN MOMENT...i really love the idea of "would i still love you if everything wasn't ending?" because!!! that's such an important element in their story to me!!! they never would have met let alone had the space to even think of seeing each other in that way...but because everything is gone, because their masters are dead and because their worlds are ending, because their own lives are reaching a terminus, they do have the time for love. paradoxically, the end of all things means they are able to have this together, however short it is, because the entire world would have kept them apart if there had been anything left of it. and that's just. such an important part of what they are, that the world they inhabit (or lack of it) is a part of their love story as much as they themselves are. it's bleak, it will end, they likely will both die as the story closes, but if that wasn't the case...their story wouldn't exist at all. so they're happy in it, as much as they can be, and something in them will say "i would have loved you no matter what" as they are both impossible and inevitable. v1 is made for war, it will kill everything and wipe out the remaining holdouts of existence with it; gabriel has millennia to grieve, he has to face the end of everything he believed in and the death of an immortal body...but they both have a love they never would have had even if they had lived millions of years otherwise. the star-crossed lovers to its extreme end, only able to have one another when nothing else exists around them and only for a second in time...AUAGHH
Yes, after my great-grandmother, who died when I was a baby. When I turned 16, I also took my great-grandmothers last name, simply because I didn't want to carry my father's last name, and she had the most beautiful last name from my entire family.
2. when was the last time you cried?
Three days ago.
3. do you have kids?
No. I follow the philosophy of antinatalism. While I would love to have children, I believe it would be cruel, especially with my genetics. If I had a choice, I wouldn't want to be born, what if my child grows up and feels the same as I do now?
4. do you use sarcasm a lot?
Probably.
5. what sports do you play/have you played?
Never played any sports in my life. I have some breathing problems so physical activity is harder for me than for a healthy person, although I do fitness consistently (lifting and calisthenics) for the first time in my very unfit life. Funny enough, I have the war to thank for that. This winter, when we had blackouts, I was looking for something to do in the evenings, when it's dark, cold and dreary. I tried to do yoga for relaxation, but soon discovered just how weak I was. So I started to include more and more strength building exercises, HIIT workouts, until finally switching to lifting weights.
It's amazing how much easier it is not to quit if your goal isn't to lose weight / get bigger butt or flatter stomach, but to get stronger and have fun. Modern society (yes, we're getting into the "society" talk) is trying to convince you, especially if you're a woman, that you should do fitness for looks. I'm sick of seeing all the female-oriented videos on youtube captioned like "get tOnEd muscles for the summer" or "burn belly fat in SEVEN DAYS" (it's impossible btw). Because god forbid you want to actually grow your muscles, not get them "toned", whatever that means. God forbid you want to become stronger or more flexible, not skinnier with a bigger butt.
I've never been able to stick to a routine because I hate boring repetitive cardio, and it can be very disheartening to see no change on the scale when your only goal is to lose weight. So I thought I was just not a fitness kind of person. But when you feel your body getting stronger, when you realize that your progress depends only on your efforts, it becomes so exciting and fun.
Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
6. what’s the first thing you notice about other people?
Voice and smell. I'm autistic, so I almost never look in the face, but even when I do I usually don't register person's appearance very well. For example, I pass by my neighbors every day, but I have no idea what they look like, so I will never recognize them if we ran into each other somewhere else.
7. scary movies or happy endings?
Scary movies, preferably with happy endings.
8. any special talents?
I'm very good at remembering song lyrics. And I can immediately think of a song for any situation, any prompt.
9. where were you born?
The most depressing town in Donetsk oblast, Ukraine.
10. what are your hobbies?
Maybe these are not really hobbies but - rats and video games. Also, walking around taking pictures of trees, sky and turtles. lol
11. do you have any pets?
I have two cats, a dog and six rats.
12. how tall are you?
173 cm (5.6)
13. fave subject in school?
Ukrainian and Biology
14. dream job?
None. Well, I would love to have a greenhouse and a small business of growing and selling houseplants.
15. eye colour?
Greyish-bluish-greenish something. Always green when I cry, for some reason.
Seems like everyone I know has already done this? :( Let's see...
genre/warnings: idol au, best friends to strangers, unrequited love, 100% angst, mentions of anxiety/anxiety attacks, reader is dramatic but we love her for it, she also knows how to play the guitar
word count: 1,703
summary: everyone knows I'm in over my head, over my head; with eight seconds left in overtime; she's on your mind, she's on your mind
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a/n: things in bold italics are song lyrics, and just assume all dialogue is in english
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You woke up to a lot of things that confused you. You didn’t remember the Instagram stories you posted of you and half your members at a club last night, but you did remember being at the club, which was good. You didn’t remember anybody around you taking pictures or videos of you and your members out last night, but they were all over the internet and in news articles. But idols went out to clubs, so it wasn’t like people were bashing you for it. The articles were actually written in a cute way to make it seem like your members took you out to the club since they were playing throwbacks you’d grown up with. Little did anyone know the real reason.
But you were mostly confused by why you were being tagged so many times in a screen recorded video of Hansol. It seemed to be a fan sign done over the phone, and a lot of the captions tagging you were asking you to hang out with Hansol or make time for him.
One’s caption was literally the transcripts of what the call said, but you still pressed on the video anyway without thinking.
“So,” the girl who was recording said, though she had her face covered by a sticker in the video, “I wanted to say I really miss seeing you and _____ hang out since you’re both in my favorite groups. Why haven’t you been posting about her much anymore?”
You watched as his eyebrows furrowed, looking down at what you assumed was the album he was signing.
“Um,” he began, trying to search for what to say.
It hit you that you hadn’t heard his voice in weeks. It made your heart skip a beat.
“I dunno,” he finally said, “I guess we’ve both just been busy.”
He looked back at the camera and nodded with a tight-lipped, crooked smile, “I think she’s been doing a lot of schedules with her group, and we’ve also had a lot of things going on. But we’ll find the time.”
It was that video that caused you to spiral, and now here you were: sitting on the couch in the empty dorm with your guitar between your torso and your thigh, your knee brought halfway to your chest as your other curled to the side underneath it. You had your phone recording you as you lightly strummed your guitar.
Maybe this was a little dramatic. Maybe it was a bit too moviesque to do some acoustic cover or a sad song and post it online. But maybe you needed dramatic and moviesque. Music was therapeutic for you -- hell, it was your entire life at this point. And you just felt like this song was really speaking to you. There was a lot going on and you just felt like you were too overwhelmed.
“‘I never knew; I never knew that everything was falling through; that everyone I knew was waiting on a cue to turn and run when all I needed was the truth.’“
You were blindsided by Hansol. Everyone was so sure he felt the same, so you convinced yourself that there was no way he couldn’t. You had no idea that he, in fact, was not head-over-heels for you like you were him.
“‘But that's how it's got to be; it's coming down to nothing more than apathy; I'd rather run the other way than stay and see the smoke and who's still standing when it clears.’“
And now it was all about Ivory. She came out of absolutely nowhere and became his entire world. Even before you knew about her -- you still had no idea when they started dating -- he seemed to be with you more often than not. And now he was with her. Of course, you knew it was your fault for pulling away, but he didn’t even text you much anymore. He used to check in more frequently, but he stopped. You knew it was the best for you, but it still hurt.
It was also best for you to not reach out, either. You knew to just leave it be. Just turn and walk away before you hurt yourself even more.
“‘Everyone knows I'm in over my head, over my head; with eight seconds left in overtime; she's on your mind, she's on your mind.’“
You had started to feel the anxiety attack coming after watching that video. You didn’t know what the move was here. You were still recovering from your heartbreak -- were you in recovery yet or were you still mourning? -- and you’d forgotten that people knew you were friends and they’d speculate and ask questions. So what the hell were you supposed to do?
“��Let's rearrange; I wish you were a stranger I could disengage; just say that we agree and then never change; soften a bit until we all just get along.’“
It was sad. He had no idea why you weren’t talking to him. He thought he did -- at least, he assumed -- but he didn’t know the real reason. And on top of that, fans liked your friendship and missed it. So now what, you were expected to hang out with him? Reply to these people and say sorry? Would it be weird to just...never hang out with him again?
You didn’t want to make things worse by making fans wonder why you suddenly stopped hanging out together. If people asked now, they’d ask again later. Hansol would have to say he hasn’t spoken to you in forever and then it would become a thing.
But you didn’t want to talk to him, either. You wanted to just silently slip away from his life. You wanted it to be easier than it was. You thought it would be easier than it was.
“’But that's disregard; find another friend and you discard; as you lose the arguments in a cable car; hanging above as the canyon comes between.”
You’d forgotten in your heartbreak that you were in the spotlight at all times, so the drift could never be that easy.
But there was Ivory to fill the hole you left, right? If Hansol moved on quickly, maybe fans would, too. Maybe they’d start to spread rumors of them dating like they did with the two of you. Maybe Hansol and Ivory would go public and then everyone would just stop asking him, ‘what happened to you and _____?’
“’Everyone knows I'm in over my head, over my head; with eight seconds left in overtime; she's on your mind, she's all on.’”
Despite your racing thoughts and all the emotions you felt, you seemed relaxed as you sang along, playing your guitar as you stared off into space. But god, you felt like you’d snap at any second. Your anxiety had you tightly wound up and the smallest thing would send you spiraling. But nobody would know that from looking at you, which was good, because you didn’t want fans or anyone else to know.
You didn’t want him to know, either.
“‘And suddenly I become a part of your past; I'm becoming the part that don't last; I'm losing you and its effortless.’“
You felt so conflicted. You wanted Hansol to care. You craved for him to hold you and tell you he was sorry and that it would be okay. You wanted him to tell you how important you were to him and explain everything to you. You wanted life to be like the movies and stories you’d read where you somehow would wind up happy and in love.
But you also just wanted to be a memory. You wanted nothing to do with him because it hurt so bad to see him or hear his voice or even look at his members. Hansol was your best friend and the two of you had become so intertwined in each other’s worlds that any reminder of him stung like salt in a wound. And you just weren’t strong enough to stand it.
Judging from his lack of texts wondering what was going on, he didn’t seem to mind, anyway.
“‘Without a sound we lose sight of the ground in the throw around; never thought that you wanted to bring it down; I won't let it go down till we torch it ourselves.”
Mari reached out to the managers on your behalf, asking if they could somehow get Hansol’s box of stuff back to him. They’d grabbed it earlier that morning. You weren’t sure when he was going to get it, but you wondered if he would reach out then. You wondered if he’d call you to see if everything was okay because he hadn’t heard from you for weeks only for you to send his stuff back to him -- not even go give it to him in person, or give an explanation or warning.
“‘And everyone knows I'm in over my head, over my head; with eight seconds left in overtime; she's on your mind, she's on your mind... Everyone knows... She's on your mind; everyone knows I'm in over my head; I'm in over my head, I'm over my...’”
That was just another problem to add to the list of them piling up on you. Your chest constantly felt like there was a weight on it; like you couldn’t breathe properly. Your anxiety was just barely at his limit, and the smallest blow would send you crumbling down. The Hansol situation, even cutting off contact with his members, trying to keep the whole thing a secret, dealing with your members nagging you about how long it’s taking for you to get over it, and just work in general-- It felt like the weight of your entire world was pushing down on you
“‘Everyone knows I'm in over my head, over my head; with eight seconds left in overtime; she's on your mind, she's on your mind.’“
You inhaled deeply and let it out before leaning forward to press the button to stop. And before you could rethink your choices, you simply captioned it, ‘a throwback,’ and posted it.
And honestly, you felt a little less weight on you afterwards.
K-pop music, Korean dramas, Korean barbecue, you know you love it!
Now you can really get to know all that far better!
Know what all the lyrics of the songs mean, AND be able to sing along.
Never have to depend on English closed captions again. Don't read the stories; dive into them and get all the true deeper meaning.
Finally, understand kimchi for the wonder it is.
How?
Forget about those amateurs out there with their salons and their tiny, tiny little robots and long convoluted processes.
Come to 한국 그래! (Korea Yes!) and we will turn your appreciation and understanding of all things Korean up 10, 25, 75 percent more, and all in less than an hour. (So fast that two-thirds of the 54 minutes it takes is recovery time from the shock to the system of how quick it all is.)
You'll talk in Korean, You'll think Korean, You'll understand Korean.
How about an example?
Here we have Miriam Hilda O'Rourke, a senior at the University of Illinois Urbana Champaign, totally hating her look for the 2022 homecoming festivities.
“I just can’t get things together like I want them.” she said, “and my hair seems to have a mind of its own and won’t cooperate!”
And Here’s Ms. O’Rourke in the 한국 그래! (Hangug Geulae! - Korea Yes!) Subatomic Quantum Differential Para-Aether Recombinator (it would take a scientist to explain it.) Having her innate “Koreanese” brought from. .0034% to 23.55%
And here she is, what an improvement and not a hair out of place! And quite the impression she made too. (and only the very slightest and charming Korean accent.)
Mind you she also made a more than slight impression when she got home and her mother reacted to her new look.
A very dominating woman is the elder Mrs. O’Rourke.
Would she brow beat Miriam into undoing all the changes we had gifted her with? (no refunds!)
We had a better idea, put Miriam back in the SquDPAR and upped her to 55% Korean while at the same time making her a no-nonsense 56-year-old Korean domineering boss lady.
She ended her mother’s demands and complaints (while doing nothing for Mrs. O’Rourke’s, or for that matter, Miriam’s confusion, as officially she was now four years older than her mother.)
Coming back to Hangug Geulae, we fixed that in quick order.
Mind you, as there is no going back from a raised percentage, we sit her in the booth, dialed her back to 22 years old and then up to 105% Korean, and everything was good.
The new Ms. Ryuk Mi-Hie could not have been more surprised.
This naturally made Mi-Hie worried owing to the fact that she now found speaking Korean far more comfortable than her now, second language of English. “What will my mother say now?” she worried. “Don’t worry.” we told her “Hangug Geulae thinks of everything.”
When the former Miriam O'Rourke got home, she found this to be true as we had sent one of our Mobile Pods there before she arrived, and her mother, Diane O'Rourke, was now Ryuk Da-Eun. (the change was so successful When we took her from Diane to Da-Eun we even got her to stop asking "Where in China is Korea?")
Hug your Umma like a proper Korean girl Mi-Hie!
As for what would happen when Mister O’Rourke, who we were told was off in the middle of a two month long business trip in Europe we don’t know, and as our contract with the Ryuk’s is over, don’t care.
We hope he likes bibimbap, kimchi, and red rice cakes.