#i had to make this meme

[broadwayfangirl222]

#i had to make this meme #my sleep deprived brain (who's also fighting off being sick) demanded it #ofmd #ofmd spoilers #our flag means death #our flag means death spoilers #gentlebeard #blackbonnet

[alexturntable]

WHAT DID I JUST WAKE UP TO

#Ferrari admin and me tbh #I just woke up to this wtf #I had to make this meme #charles leclerc #lewis hamilton #formula 1 #f1 #meme #mypost

[cloudberg-dead-ahead]

@channel-54

@boboredboredom

@oddedd

#i had to make this meme #im not sorry

[stevefightmerogerss]

#i had a lot of fun making this #MDNDNDNDN #boop #april fools #tumblr joke #super boop #captain america the winter soldier #catws #meme #my edit #sam wilson #steve rogers #captain america

[cozylittleartblog]

@staff if you [change] the [design] of the fucking [dashboard] i will kill you

edit. i want it on the actual post that i am not actually making a de-th threat against the staff. that's shitty. the caption quotes the fucking costco hot dog meme, which i originally said in the tags. if any staff member sees this please do Not take it personally

#dashboard #staff #tumblr update #comic #art #doodles #costco ceo about the price of a hot dog.png #i refuse to believe this is a real problem that site owners think people have #frankly i refuse to believe people had this issue with deviantart before eclipse #i am sorry you have to put about 15 minutes of effort into understanding a new website. feel better soon #my main blog doesn't have it yet but i logged into here to make this post and. i have it #this is fucking terrible. it would ahve been really really funny for april fools day but not as a permanent change #i hate it a Lot. i hate it so fucking much. oh . my god. #edit - guys i amnot actually sending de*th threats to staff it's the costco hot dog meme

[locusfandomtime]

compilation of all the iconic insane mumbo jumbo posts

wanted to get them all in one place. feel free to add

#sorry if the images are a bit scuffed. tumblr kept having errors so i had to add the final two separately #may make this into a youtube video. hm. #mumbo jumbo #locus fandom time #hermitcraft #hermitblr #hermitcraft memes #mcyt #mcytblr #“why does this keep happening to him” indeed #cw cannibalism #suggestive #cw drugs #cw alchohol mention #<- things i never thought id have to tag on a mumbo jumbo post

[secondbeatsongs]

#personal #meme #the treachery of images #rene magritte #this is not a pipe #id in alt text #ceci n'est pas une pipe #now that's what I call music #had to make this #just had to #ETA: the bottom right corner looked empty #so I added magritte's signature #I think it balances it out

[epicfirestormer]

Go watch Nimona, it's really good

#nimona #i had to stop the movie to make this meme #i like to think I'm funny #when i heard that line I was instantly reminded of this post #but I mean #ballister would absolutely say this #the fire burns #the fire crackles with joy #low quality shitpost #low quality memes #also I think it was hilarious that Ambrosius had beef with a kid for being Ballister's new best friend #miguel o'hara 🤝 ambrosius goldenloin: having beef with a child #memes #ballister blackheart #ambrosius goldenloin

[leverage-ot3]

#biblically accurate eliot spencer #eliot spencer #leverage #leverage redemption #humor #memes #eliot spencer memes #mine #guys guys GUYS #I JUST FIGURED OUT THAT YOU CAN MAKE SPEECH BUBBLES DIRECTLY ONTO THE PHOTOS APP #I WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE NOW #NO MORE PHOTOSHOP MIX APP CRASHING EVERY TWO MINUTES I FEEL BLESSED #movelikekeithrichards #this isn’t even a queue post. I got so excited I had to post it immediately

[lordoftherazzles]

THE LORD OF THE DINGS: RETURN OF THE PORN BOTS (2023) ↳ dir. @staff (like, please, someone make this stop)

#seriously this is getting ridiculous #lotr #lord of the rings #lotr shitpost #lord of the memes #gimli #razzyedits #tolkienedit #razzy makes a shitpost #when will this nightmare end??? #i had to block a handful just in the time it took me to make this #the bots are back in town

[lylahammar]

#gf sent me the meme and I had to make it chilchuck n mikbell #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #chilchuck tims #mikbell tomas

[purrvaire]

they're so in love im gonna throw up real quick

#in my defence i had warned you i was going to be the most annoying fucker on earth #what the fuck guys this is too much for my brain to process #they're so in love i want to jump from the balcony #LOOK AT THEM #this is after the blitz and aziraphale had the courage to say CROWLEY was going too fast #MY ANGEL IN CHRIST YOU'RE SO CLOSE TO GIGGLE AND TWIRL YOUR HAIR YOURSELF #michael sheen commiting to make the softest warmest most loving eyes every chance he gets #what and i cannot stress this enough the fuck #my dads (real) #tumblr text meme #tumblr text posts #good omens season two #good omens #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #user purrvaire

[celestie0]

what is the flow rate of gojo’s sperm? 🤔

😈 😈 😈 ALRIGHT LET’S FIND OUT

shoutout to m00tie @quinnyundertow since u said there's nothing that turns you on more than hearing how mobile a man's flagella are. this one's for you bb.

alright, first off, because his cum is confirmed to be both incompressible fluid as well as move with laminar flow, these attributes satisfy the conditions of pouiseulle’s law:

i had to do a little bit of research to determine if it was laminar or turbulent flow, and apparently sperm travels with both stokes & laminar flow, which is pretty interesting, and also moves in a sinusoidal propagating wave, likely due to the movements/shape of the flagella

note: microscopic sperm travel & ejaculate fluid travel are two very different things, but i can’t solve for anything microscopic here so we’re just gonna go for the ejaculate fluid only

anyways, to use pouiseulle’s law, let’s first determine our variables, and make sure we get the units right as well! always draw a diagram w all the variables:

now, let’s identify the variables:

1. radius (r) of tube -> this refers to the pipe/tube, therefore in this case, the vaginal canal. now since gojo has decided to creampie, we can assume that the radius of the vaginal canal will be equivalent to the radius of his girth as he is stretching you out. gege told me the diameter of his big fat schlong is approximately 3 inch girth, therefore the radius = 3/2 = 1.5 inches

2. ΔP refers to change in pressure gradient, in this case i’ve decided to have P1 as pressure at vaginal canal opening, and P2 as pressure at the end where the cervix is. therefore, ΔP = (P1 - P2) for the equation. i know you’ve got that gorilla grip coochie, esp when the world’s strongest sorcerer is fuckin you SENSELESS, but all things considered this is a very difficult parameter to measure, therefore i found this article to help out with this:

we’re going to assume “contraction pressure” (at the vaginal canal opening) is P1, due to gojo’s intrusion. and we’re going to assume “pressure at rest” is P2 at the end near the cervix (he’s pulled out a lil bit ok this makes things easier for me)

kPa are the units that we want for ΔP in this case, therefore it’s a simple calculation:

ΔP = P1 - P2 = 41.8 kPa - 26.8 kPa = 15 kPa

3. the last variable we need to account for here is L, which is the length of the PIPE HE’S LAYIN INSIDE OF YOU (jk it’s just length of ur coochie). now, i imagine this man is a generous lover, and he’s alr made you cum a few before he stuck it inside, so with arousal, the vaginal canal length has likely increased to about 5 inches (moreso 4.75in based on avg values in research but he stretched you in even more during the sexing!!) therefore L = 5 in

4. the other two values are just constants:

π = pi 3.1415 (imma just use pi function in calc)

η = this is viscosity of a fluid. based on this research article, the viscosity of human semen is approximately 9.35 cps. we want these units in kPa•s (remember that your units need to match the units of the other variables), so we need to use density of sperm (1.043 g/ml) to convert the factor (i just used chatgpt lol) but the conversion factor is pretty similar therefore we will just plug in something close to 9.35 kPa•s (true value is a little smaller)

ALRIGHT WONDERFUL! WE HAVE DETERMINED ALL OF OUR VARIABLES :) NOW WE JUST NEED TO PLUG IT INTO OUR EQUATION/DIAGRAM:

*note: mind the units! (shown in blue) there are lots of variations on how flow rate can be shown w the units, so u wanna be careful that they match

YAAAAY!! so the flow rate (Q) of gojo’s cum is approximately 0.63787 in^3/sec ☺️💕

use a quick converter online, and we can make it into liters per minute -> 0.02214 l/min. convert this to milliliters -> 22.14 mls

which means that, in one of gojo’s average cumshots, he cums 22.14 mls of ejaculate !!! :0 sheesh that’s a lot!!

but how does this value compare to other men? research varies, but on average, men ejaculate between 1-10mls per orgasm, therefore the world’s strongest sorcerer cums more than TWICE the worldwide average!!

and one final calculation shows us that when he finishes, it’s at about 0.369 mls per second :) that's fuckin fast!!!

thank you for cumming to my ted talk!! byee

alr ellie out ✌🏼😖 (i have sm brainrot)

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disclaimer: i am neither mathematician nor engineer nor physicist 🧚‍♀️✨ i hold a b.s. in biology n took very simple college level physics <3 therefore i cannot speak for the true validity of these calculations or results. tis for funsies.

#i hate that i had sm fun making this lmfaooo #jujutsu kaisen #gojo satoru #gojo x reader #gojo x y/n #gojo x reader smut #gojo x y/n smut #smut #fluff #angst #jjk #jjk smut #jujutsu kaisen smut #physics #laminar flow #science #stem #anime #manga #jujutsu kaisen meme #jujutsu kaisen crack

[yumemiruuuu]

Guys, he’s at his limit 😔💔

#one like = one meatbun for xie lian #one reblog = 10 meatbuns for xie lian #god knew what a disaster I could be if I had full grasp of fanart making so they limited my skills to memes #天官赐福 #tgcf #heaven official's blessing #tian guan ci fu #xie lian #tgcf meme #tgcf fanart #my art #yumemiruuuu

[orderforbrian]

@jonmartinweek Day 1 - first kiss | season 1

do you guys remember that poll where we all debated what moment martin realized he had a crush on jon and vice versa? well i bet my money on martin falling hard and fast (and reluctantly i must add) during this prime jon 'i may be stupid' sims moment

#ive had this in my wip for like almost a year and this was a good excuse to finish it #jonmartinweek 2024 #jonmartin #jmart #teaholding #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #the magnus archives #tma #tma meme #magnuspod #order up! art tag #i need to make more stupid videos i think i was born to do it

[raggedy-spaceman]

This is how the conversation actually went

brought to you by me and @stravaganza being silly <3

#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens spoilers #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #good omens meme #michael sheen #david tennant #gos2 spoilers #good omens season 2 #gomens #good omens 2 spoilers #go2 spoilers #sorry not sorry #i laughed like an idiot just thinking about this i had to make it #mine