Sentences that read absolutely normally to most people, but deliver 2d12 psychic damage to Homeric scholars
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Everyday we stray further from the light
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So my dad is a trumpet player and used to be in a children鈥檚 education band where he taught kids about music and instruments. He did loads of silly things like putting a mouthpiece in a teapot and playing little tunes. He also dressed up, often as a bear.
So naturally I鈥檝e been looking for photographic evidence for years, and for years I鈥檝e had no luck. But yesterday I succeeded in finding a photograph of the famous bear suit. And here it is:
It鈥檚 horrifying.
Genuinely nightmare inducing 鈥搕hose poor kids.
[image description: a Black and white photo of a man in an old-fashioned bear costume. While the Head body and hands are furry, the face is solid plastic and a lighter colour. It has eyebrows and an open mouth /End image description]
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Whomstever is responsible for this monstrosity:
Fuck you.
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The phones went down at work today so I had to open facebook for the first time in half a decade and this shit assaults me immediately
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we need to destroy the idea that girls should wear makeup. normalize bare faces on prom queens and flower girls and cheerleaders. no products at all instead of '7 product simple makeup routine.' no more 10 step skincare and regular facials and dermablading and gua sha just to be comfortable with yr natural face. i want to see eye bags on the funny librarian and acne on the swim coach and wrinkles on all our adult role models. i want to see a 16 year old girl that has never tried putting on eyeshadow. i want to see a 7 year old girl who doesn't have to go out and buy powder for her dance recital. i want to see trans women and girls everywhere to never have to wear makeup, regardless of how well they 'pass.' no more 'contouring to look masc' either. a post-beauty industry world is possible
reblogs are on but if you bring up the stage makeup point that i have addressed three times yr blocked on sight 鈽癸笍
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I was going to wait and poke at this a bit more, but the excitement of Upcoming Episode 7 took over. :') so here's one of my alt ideas for Silver's UM poster! this time with more Diasomnia-appropriate colors (that said, you can tear the pink fluffy clouds away from my cold dead hands)
I also recorded this one, for anyone who's interested in that kind of thing! it includes all my fuckups and changing my mind and spending forever adding details before deciding it looks better without, so, uhhh, enjoy my failures! (I kept trying to draw in his jacket details...it never worked...) also featuring lots of drawing on the wrong layer, forgetting how jackets work, and the black censor boxes of continually forgetting to turn off pop-up notifications. hope you like watching me draw birds!
here it is, combined and compressed down to about 10 minutes long (with a warning for flickering and flashing colors from sped-up zooming/layer changes): [ link ]
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I bought a mystery pack of jojo stickers and this was inside
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I thought my brain fabricated this video when I was half-awake last night, but no, ASMR puppet Ignis and his Noctis cosplayer puppeteer are very real.
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