#i hate america smh

[uzumaki-rebellion]

Yeah, male rap is done for as a genre. Low vibrational behavior being around any male rappers of today. That French Montana video shooting is going to have some serious repercussions in the industry. People will begin to reevaluate if male rappers should be around for anything industry related or in the public at all due to safety fears.

#SMH #Rap game pathology #The Ladies are thriving and the men are down bad #I'll rock the golden age women and queer rap but these dudes right now are giving the culture a bad name everywhere #Too many bad things happening with male rappers in the vicinity of anything #Men shouldn't have guns #Attracts the wrong element too much #I hate that for us #Another typical day in America

[caralara]

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#i really feel like #the staying away from social media #as a mental health precaution #was welcomed by Jeff & co with open arms #It really feels they very much filter everything #that actually reaches him #reframing #and making it fit their goals #that Quote about the leave America #he’s not actually getting it #it’s not about waiting for him #it’s not the actual fact he’s IN america #it’s about him leaving the American music industry a bit more #smh #i hate Jeff with a passion #WAKE UP HARRY

[robinthephoenix]

Me a long time America Chavez watching the first 10 minutes of Multiverse of Madness: I'm in for a rough time.

#america in no way but name and jacket #very disappointed #im really hating this trope of turning teenage girl heroes into uwu im scared what do i do with my powers uwu #they did it with cassandra cain too smh #oh well i did like a few of the cameos 2 alot thats about it

[tannieastrology]

Astrology Observations #2

After a long hiatus i'm back with a few observations I've made in the time I was gone. Hope you like it:)

🥀 Neptune in the 5th house may frequently get into a unhealthy one sided love if they don't learn to stop ignoring the red flags in the person their interested in. The presence of Neptune in this house makes you delusional towards your interest and blurs the line between love and obsession. It's the fact that yall chase after people who are obviously not good for you in the first place. Remember guys, reciprocation is very important in love and if you're not their number 1 then they shouldnt be yours either. My advice would be to stop making scenarios in your head and to take them for what they show you NOT what they could be. Learn to assert your boundries and stop romanticizing people who do the bare minimum you deserve better.

🥀 Pisces Venus and getting scammed by their own love interests smh. People who have this placement need to be careful with who they get involved with. My cousin had this placement and she was dating this guy from Australia who was trying to come to America. They were in a relationship for 5 years and when they got a court marriage he got the green card and ran away. So basically he used her for her own benefit and when he got what he wanted he left. Most men she got with ended up treating her so bad but they seemed pretty nice at first. That's what Neptune does. Wherever it's in your chart could be where you are taken advantage of and easily decieved so be extra cautious.

🥀 Mars in the 12th house have terrible sleeping schedules. They're the type to stay up during night and sleep during the day and then take their anger out on everyone because they're sleep deprived. This is me telling you right now to fix your sleeping schedule and even though you might find more peace at night humans are not nocturnal. Who knows y'all not getting the right amount of sleep could be the reason why you feel so depressed.

🥀 Capricorn moons when are you gonna stop running away from your emotions. Life would be so much easier if you just learned to deal with your trauma and forget about the expectations that your loved ones have for you. I know life is unfair to you and your parents dont give you the love you deserve, but that doesnt mean you dont deserve to be happy. It's hard for people to love you if you push them away. Having a crush on someone with this placement, if underdeveloped, is not fun especially if he's a guy because they dont understand their emotions and dont put effort to understand them either. However, these are some of the most loyal, hardworking, mature people I have ever known when developed. They'll make you feel safe and loved in their arms if the truly love and care for you. They're good people but just have a wounded innerchild, that's it. Deep down I know y'all are softies so stop hiding it. Not everyone is out to get you I promise . Also please consider therapy.

🥀 Lilith in Scorpio women give maneater energy for some reason. Its hard to explain but they have this allure to them that people cant resist. Ex- Beyonce, Anne Hathaway, Taylor Swift, Briggete Bardot, Vanessa Paradis.

🥀 Venus square ascendant people I swear your beautiful stop thinking you're ugly. Sometimes you guys dont see your own beauty and the effect you have on people. You have the ability to turn heads when you walk into a room, but you dont see that because of the unbelievably high standards you've set for yourself. You're beautiful but the way you percieve what beauty is, doesnt align with your appearance or reality. Maybe it couldve been because people always commented on your appearence growing up or you feel pressured by society. Remember that beauty is the eye of the beholder. Just because you think your ugly doesnt mean that you actually are, youre just not your own type.

🥀 Mars square Uranus combined with Venus/Moon to Pluto is the epitome of enemies to lovers in synastry. Its like you hate them so much but have this unbelievable urge to slam them against the wall and kiss them. That person will annoy the shit out of you but the attraction is always underlying there and it gets hard to ignore. If you wanna a healthy relationship though, I would steer clear from this synastry because its toxic.

🥀 Lilith in the 2nd house/Taurus are what I would imagine a material girl to be. They love luxury things and will find a way to get what they want if they set their eye on something. Also they might get a certain job or enter a career just because it pays well. They're pretty hedonistic in general and love sex or anything Taurus/Venus related. Alot of the women here have nicely shaped bodies and lips even if theyre on the skinnier side. However, they could have eating disorders and body dysmorphia.

🥀 Leo Venus are so cute you guys remind me of a little puppy begging for attention:/ The thing is, yall are too flighty for my liking. A guy I know liked 2 girls at the same time and one of them even like him back and she asked him out, but he said no because he like the other one more like dude??? The other girl even had boyfriend but still he said no. Then he had the audacity to complain about the fact that he's never been in a relationship before. These people are more in love with the idea and attention of love then actually being in a relationship. As a Capricorn Venus this placement is a red flag sorry.

🥀 Saturn square Venus in synastry is so sad to watch its literally right person wrong time as a placement. The couple I was talking about above had this placement and they didnt end up together because they liked each other at different times and everyone ships them too but it just never happened. The girl was the Venus and the guy was Saturn.

🥀 Virgo Mars are secretly little freaks and if they have aspects from Saturn it could be someone who's into bdsm. I met a guy with this placement and he used to call me master and ma'am. For some reason i could sense the sexual undertone in his voice but idk. Virgos in general are the definition of gentlemen/lady in the streets freaky in the sheets, so keep your eye on them.

🥀 Taurus and Cancer together in the big six gives major milf energy.

🥀 Capricorn and Virgo together in the big six gives dilf energy.

🥀 I hate stereotyping placements in astrology but damn Gemini Venus men are fuckboys sorry. My bestfriend has this placement and he told me he like 4 girls at once. Also he dated all of his best friends and while one of them was in a relationship he asked her out while she was dating the other guy. He got rejected but still. I think this applies to guy with a Gemini Sun though because I've observed that Cancer Sun Gemini Venus guys behave differently.

🥀 Leo risings are not as confident as youd think. People I know with this placement are super insecure and have a love hate relationship with their hair.

🥀 10th and 11th house synastry is seriously so slept on. If you want a ride or die lover go find someone you have this synastry with. Major power couple vibes.

That's all for today don't hesitate to give feedback:)

#astrology #neptune #pisces venus #capricorn moon #scorpio #lilith astrology #mars in 12th house #synastry #lilith in the houses #venus in leo #virgo mars #saturn #astrology notes #astrology observations #my observations #random observations

[faeriescorpio]

Mission Impossible Dashboard Simulator

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Why is it called the Impossible Mission Force if we've succeeded at almost every mission we've done? Impossible mission? More like possible mission

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she mission on my impossible til i task force

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this was an unnecessary addition to my post. i have your IP address.

#im going to tell Bravo Echo 11 what you wrote

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I can't believe that they decided to tell the public that it was a gas leak. how many gas leaks per month will the public accept??? theyre so gullible smh

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dude... don't know how to tell you this. it was really a gas leak this time.

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oh my god?! you're joking. well i guess one of them had to be real

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ha! got you. you're just as gulible as the general public it seems.

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BLOCKED.

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guys can we not reblog this. can we stop reblogging please

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🎯 mycircus-mymonkeys

i hate it here. let me resign.

#officelife #imissbeingafieldagent #workingforkittragefuckingsucks

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Hey guys. I'm new to tumblr. My partner told me to make an account. He also said to tell you guys some stuff about me but that seems like a breach of information.

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Dude. I promise no one's going to know it's you. You can share something, like, what's a hobby of yours?

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i climb things.

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...no. That's what you do for work.

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hello? did you just delete your account???

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guys talking to some of my peers and im encountering some strange opinions. just want to clear things up.

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...

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jeez. reading the tags and some of you need a raise in morale. sure this was the only option that left you alive or free but after a certain amount of years most of you should be allowed to retire to a civilian life. couldn't be me though. i fucking love shooting people.

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🎯 mycircus-mymonkeys

sometimes a workplace rivalry is just as good as a workplace romance

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guys OP let his team leader give real nuclear launch codes to a terrorist. dont follow him

🎯 mycircus-mymonkeys

I can neither confirm nor deny details of any operation without the Secretary's approval.

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you guys will not believe how insane my team is guys. the mask machine broke again and my team leader decided we would just go without masks. does anyone else have this problem?

📡 tango-foxtrot32

omg yes!! we always keep TWO mask machines on hand for all of OUR missions because one of them is always breaking! ive complained to the tech team so much but apparently its 'our fault' and we need to 'be more gentle' with the machines

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what do they mean, "be more gentle"?? i mean my team once had a guy slam the mask machine against our targets face and it broke. but i cant imagine other teams doing that

📡 tango-foxtrot32

yeah no that's.... why did you use the mask machine as a weapon? i... our problem is that we've been 'making too many masks at once' according to the tech. what.... how have your other mask machines broken....

💻 hackerrrman Follow

well now i don't want to say.

📡 tango-foxtrot32

...

#goodlord #imscared

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🚐 vanguy Follow

so was anyone going to tell me that the prisoner ive been transporting to america was actually the most wanted terrorist of our times. or was i supposed to find out when i dropped him off and the CIA congratulated me for keeping him contained.

🎯 mycircus-mymonkeys

It wasn't your buisiness to know. especially if you're going to be talking about it on social media.

🚐 vanguy Follow

im so sorry please dont fire me

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day 78 of saying FUCK THE CIA

🪈 ihatemi6 Follow

FUCK THE CIA

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HELL YEAH! day 1 of saying FUCK THE MI6

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HELL YEAH

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🎙️ good_evening

good evening everyone. you probably could figure out already by my manner of typing, but I am in fact the person who voices all your mission dossiers. I just want to say that I'm also responsible for gathering and summarizing all the information you need. and let me just say. you all have some serious shit going on. jesus christ.

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...and?

🎙️ good_evening

and what? I'm glad I'm not a field agent. LOL

#my average day is me reading papers out loud #your average day is 'if your team is caught or killed you will be disavowed' LOL

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guys why is Lane kinda.... 😳

🚐 vanguy Follow

??! no he's fucking not

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politely i disagree with you.

🚐 vanguy Follow

YOU'RE looking at dossier photographs. *I* saw him IRL

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omg you met him?! can you get his autograph for me please

🚐 vanguy Follow

what is wrong with you?!

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🪣 hr-sux Follow

do you guys ever just sit in a local coffee shop and try to profile random strangers for fun

🗝️ washington_locale Follow

no? wtf

🪣 hr-sux Follow

what? theyre civilians. its fun

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girl.... in D.C.? ain't no one a civilian

📁 imf-heritage-post

Official IMF Heritage Post

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0 days without a disaster

📡 tango-foxtrot32

WHAT HAPPENED?!

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dude... you don't even want to know....

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thats all for now ^w^ i have more ideas

#unreality #dashboard simulator #this is fun actually what #mission impossible #ethan hunt #benji dunn #ilsa faust #william brandt #they are all there if you can find them ^w^ #poll #polls

[harlowsbby]

If you wonder if I hate you

Liked by jackharlownews, lilnasx, druski2funny, weloveyourname, indialove anf 1,689,000 others.

theshaderoom roomies looks like rapper @jackharlow was spotted with someone that isn’t @yourinstagramname 👀

lilnasx WOW I’m not even surprised anymore… he’s a whole whore AND you cheated on @yourinstagramname 🥺

druski2funny a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do 🤷🏽

lilnasx @druski2funny I’m not even gonna argue with your milkdud looking self

indialove poor baby 🥺 I hope @yourinstagramname is doing well

weallloveyourname damn 🙁

jackharlownews WHY JACKMAN WE WAS ROOTING FOR YOU 😫😫

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yourinstagramname this retrograde really out here retrograding huh 😅

lilnasx my little pookie bear I’m sorry 🥺💗

druski2funny you know I can cure that broken foot and heartache right up 😌

lilnasx @druski2funny trust when I say she DON’T WANT YOU go choke on a corn dog 🙄

druski2funny @lilnasx why don’t you go choke on a d**k

lilnasx @druski2funny oh ima fuck you up

dojacat awe bubs 🥺💕

normani manifesting your lil heart and foot get better real soon 🙁💓

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jackharlow like I said these girl will do anything for them backstage passes 🤷🏼 run up backstage passes by my boy est.gee ft your favorite man whore 😁

urbanwyatt sesh 👨🏼‍🦯👨🏼‍🦯👨🏼‍🦯👨🏼‍🦯

druski2funny the caption goes hard nglllll

jackharlow @druski2funny it was either that or americas number one whore 🤷🏼

claybornharlow now jack…

lilnasx 😐

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yourinstagramname go stream I hate you for a body like thisss and to scream ontop of your lungs this is dedicated to all the girlies who dealt with a cheating man. 💗🤍💗

lilnasx SONG OF THE FUCKING YEAR

normani BODY GOSH 😫😫😫😫😫

druski2funny I felt that fuck you part in the song heavily

chloebailey WISH IT WAS DIFFERENT THEN WHAT IT WASSSSS. The vocals came through most definitely 😫🤍

jackharlow damn so we really done…

yourinstagramname @jackharlow we been done.

urbanwyatt @jackharlow you really fucked up a good one smh 👨🏼‍🦯

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theshaderoom looks like @yourinstagramename is out here with her NEW and IMPROVED boo and we love that for her… meanwhile @jackharlow out here thinking about a certain somebody 👀

lilnasx very happy for my sis 😌

yourinstagramname @lilnasx thank you pookie bear I love you 💗😫

druski2funny damn I wish that was me smh

lilnasx @druski2funny I don’t think she wants a pillow princess…

druski2funny @lilnasx I’m deactivating

jackharlow she’ll be back

yourinstagramname @jackharlow definitely won’t be but have a nice tour I know your several kids playing daycare in her mouth miss you

lilnasx @yourinstagramname THAT’S HOW YOU CLEAR A BITCH

jackharlow @yourinstagramname damn…

#jack harlow #jack harlow concepts #jack harlow imagine #jack harlow x reader #jack harlow x y/n #jack harlow x you

[odinsblog]

Tankies be tripping like a mf

Sometimes I see tankies posting their usual bullshit and I’m just endlessly smh hard enough to cause myself brain damage

I could, if I wanted, make a dozen social media accounts across various platforms and proceed to talk as much shit about Joe Biden or Donald Trump as I want. I could do that 24/7/365, all day, every day and every night, and do nothing else but that. I mean, I could talk straight up bullshit about either of them or both of them, and their spouses and their families, and as long as I don’t make any threats against their lives, guess what would happen to me?? NOTHING. Not a goddamn thing

I know this for a fact because I’ve done it (talk shit about them, not make troll accounts), and I see people do it every fucking day

Meanwhile, in “glorious” communist countries™ like Russia or China or North Korea, if anyone dares to publicly say anything even slightly unflattering about those country’s leaders, they will be punished, arrested, jailed, disappeared or murdered. And God forbid if you’re an actual journalist or dissident or a political activist trying to speak out against Putin, or Kim Jong Un, or Xi Jinping — your corpse will never be found (except maybe for Russia, where you would either “accidentally” fall out of a window, or “accidentally” ingest a rare but deadly radioactive material) ☢️ 🙃

Look, this isn’t me going, “America is soooo great and everywhere else sucks,” because as a Black man living in America, I’m well aware of how thoroughly anti Blackness is weaved into our society, and as someone who has LGBTQ loved ones, I am also aware of how homophobia and transphobia are also woven into American culture. So no, America was never great. But anti Blackness, homophobia, and transphobia exist everyfuckingwhere. And yes, that most definitely includes the tankie fantasyland utopias of Russia, China and North Korea

Anyway, I’m just blowing off some online steam because every time I see a tankie profess how communism™ will make everything equal and just sO much better, and how Russia, China and North fucking Korea! are heavens for love peace + equality, every fucking time I see that BULLSHIT on tumblrdotcom I wanna pull my teeth out with a rusty pair of pliers 🤬

I just do not get it

Only tankies could look at murderous dictatorial authoritarian regimes and go, yeah that seems much better

LOL, I could almost overlook Russia and China, but when I see tankies defending N. Korea?? I’m like, that mf is farther gone than the Voyager space probes

SN: I know that despite their political party names, Russia and China aren’t really “communist” countries, but I often wonder if tankies understand that fact

And please don’t get me started on the allegedly “pro-Black” tankies who stayed on mute about Brittney Griner, because I guess saying anything would have made Putin look bad 😒

I mean don’t get me wrong, I dO understand that capitalism has utterly failed people so thoroughly and so fucking completely that literally anything else might seem preferable by comparison, but ☭ ain’t it, fam

To be crystal clear: I hate capitalism as much as the next compassionate human being and I know capitalism ain’t it, but neither is communism, sorry

I genuinely do believe that a better world is possible, but seeing people (surprise - disproportionately white dudes) constantly blathering on and on about how good Russia is, makes me feel like 🤮

#politics #odin rants #☭ #tankies #russia #china #north korea #putin apologists #communism

[silverbladexyz]

Silverrr! How about the flags with a s/o who is always making them food and checking up on them like a mom. She likes to cup their face in her hands and coo about how handsome they are.

I consider myself to be a mom girlfriend so.

Anonnnn! Can I just tell you how cute this idea is and how much I adore it? And yes the Flags are handsome, but they're also hot ;)

The image does not belong to me. It belongs to it's original owner.

TW: None

Flags with a female S/O who is like a mom girlfriend

Pianoman:

-He wasn't very used to someone always taking care of him and checking up on him, but he loves it! It's quite refreshing for him since being a leader sometimes could feel like it takes a lot out of you, and the Flags are quite an energetic bunch to handle

-Loves your cooking. Pianoman sometimes insists that he does the cooking for you, but let's be honest your cooking is better than his lmao. Make him a bento! He'd love it so much and definitely wants to learn cooking from you now

-Pianoman also appreciates how much you care for him. Since his job is quite demanding, he often gets stressed and/or anxious, and you comforting him and helping him to de-stress really makes him fall in love with you more I'll leave it to your imaginations on how you help him destress ;)

-Make some snacks for him and the Flags! Pianoman is proud of you and your cooking skills, and subtly brags about you to the Flags sometimes. And having the leader of the Flags as your boyfriend certainly is nice, because all the Flags listen to you. Chuuya looks up to you as a mom figure, but he’ll never admit it

-The first time you held Pianoman’s face and told him that he was handsome... he blushed a little. AND HE LOOKS SO ADORABLE WHEN HE BLUSHES!!! But he didn’t blush for long though, because he quickly regained his composure and smirked that sexy smirk, teasing you for how down bad you were for him I don’t blame you though this man is hot

-Especially loves it when you look after him if he's sick. I feel like he hates being sick since it interferes with his work, and it also makes him vulnerable. But your patience and loving nature already makes him half recovered from his illness; just please make sure he actually gets at least 10 hours of rest for once

Albatross:

-My man is kind of bad at taking care of himself, so having an S/O that was as caring as you definitely is a lifesaver for him

-Brags about you to the Flags, and even shares some of your cooking with them. Albatross loves your cooking nearly as much as you, and one time he tried to cook something for you it failed horribly

-He loves it when you check up on him, and in return he’s going to check up on you x100 and giving you lots of affection. Cheek kisses, playful hugs, he’s going to give you the whole package

-When you tell him how handsome he is, he’s going to snuggle his cheeks in your hands and return the compliments, calling you all sorts of affectionate nicknames he could come up with. Don’t do this in public though, because Chuuya is ready to throw Albatross across the room if he calls you ‘mom’ one more time

-Teach him how to cook. Actually on second thought don’t because he might burn down the kitchen

-He will try his best to take care of you too, but in his vocabulary it’s ‘protect you from anything that could harm you’. Albatross is a very good fighter, not to mention he’s quite fast at doing stuff too, so you’re in very good hands 👍

-Would also playfully tease you about how much he loves you, 

Doc:

-Is proud and honoured of the fact that you were like this with him and him only

-He’s another person who isn’t good at taking care of himself. Even when he’s a doctor who graduated from America he’s still unhealthy asf smh. So he’s very lucky that you take really good care of him

-If you are ever injured, even if it was a slight scratch from a cooking incident, Doc is insistent on treating it for you. He’s gentle when it comes to you, and your injuries quickly heal. It isn’t even painful Doc teach me your ways

-I feel like he has weird tastes in food, so don’t be surprised if you see him snacking on something odd at random intervals in the day. But cook something nice and nutritious for him! It would help his health a lot, not to mention he probably hasn’t eaten something that was actually good in a while

-Secretly is flustered when you call him handsome. Doc probably has a few insecurities about his appearance, and might think that you were just being nice. But assure him that your compliments were genuine, and he would burst from happiness

-Just loves it when you take care of him in general. He’s secretly a precious boy, so give him all the love he needs and he’ll reciprocate it twice as hard

Iceman:

-Iceman is pretty capable at taking care of himself, but he secretly loves it when you do it, even though he insists that he could do it

-He will look after you as well, because in his eyes it’s unfair if you kept taking care of him while he didn’t take care of you. Iceman is actually pretty doting in private, and wants to do what he could for you

-Iceman also checks up on you frequently. It’s often a quiet ‘how are you doing?’, that even though it sounds simple, behind it lies a lot of love and care for you I love Iceman so much hsdjjh

-Loves your cooking, and in return he would cook for you. Iceman might cook simpler meals than you, but those meals are equally as great as his love for you. He would be open to learning different recipes from you, and in return he would brew the best coffee that you’ve ever had ☕

-Sometimes you two would have cooking competitions to see who is the better cook, and the other Flags members are the judges. But you and Iceman’s cooking is just so good that the Flags can’t decide on a winner

-Iceman doesn’t really show much reaction when you call him handsome, however he loves it when you do. He might even start reciprocating it, such as buying you outfits and accessories that he thinks you’d look beautiful in (he has great taste dw)

-Please I can go on and on about how cute of a couple you two are!!! 💖

Lippmann:

-You’re literally everything that he could ask for 💕

-Due to his jobs in the Mafia and the acting career, he barely has enough time to rest, let alone take care of himself. It sends his heart fluttering every time you look after him, and he returns the gestures through affection

-Lippmann would leave delicate kisses over your skin, while murmuring ‘what did I ever do to deserve you?’ Indeed, your girlfriend is one-of-a-kind so you better take good care of her as well Lippmann 👿 /lh

-Your cooking is his number one favourite thing in the world (after you; not saying that you’re a thing btw ;w;). He would appreciate it a lot when you prepare him his favourite food after he comes back from a long hard day at work. Makes him fall in love with you even deeper than before

-Also checks up on you a lot, mostly through text. Lippmann uses a lot of affectionate nicknames like ‘baby’ and ‘honey’, and when he’s feeling extra he incorporates a quote which basically says how much he loves you (He’s just fancy like that lmao)

-We all know Lippmann’s quite the charmer and a pretty boy, but when he hears you call him handsome his stomach is going to be filled with butterflies. He reciprocates it though by telling you how beautiful you were and how he didn’t deserve you, with some extra kisses and hugs added in 💗

-Lippmann just hurry up and propose we’re all waiting 💍

@pixyys @pianotross @angolicious @yuugen-benni @nekokinax  @catzlivedforbsd

#bsd x reader #bungou stray dogs x reader #bsd flags x reader #piano man x reader #albatross x reader #doc x reader #bsd iceman x reader #iceman x reader #lippmann x reader

[moonshinemagpie]

If anyone is wondering how I'm adjusting from moving back to America after six years in Japan:

had a dream last night that everyone in the Japanese city where I used to live moved into the local mall so that they could all be closer to each other and hang out more. And I went to visit and it was so great. The clothing stores had replaced their stock with little tables and sleeping bags so that everyone could live together. I just walked around the mall and saw everyone I love, as well as strangers, drinking tea together. And I asked my friend who recently had a baby irl, "Don't you want more privacy now that you have a family?" And he said, "No, we love living with everyone in the mall because everyone here is so kind." And then a government agent found me and told me I couldn't be in the mall because I was just a "tourist," but I begged him to let me stay, and he said he would give me my old visa back if I could recite all one hundred poems of the Hyakkunin Isshu (百人一首) in Classical Japanese, which I knew I couldn't do, but I lied and said I could so that I could stay just a little longer in the mall where all the kind people were. I just wanted to finish my tea at least. Just one more cup of tea.

I hate having such easy to psychoanalyze dreams. "Everyone but you is at a really great slumber party" smh. It makes me feel so basic.

#personal #this is just a diary entry #understandably #no one IRL wants to hear that I miss Japan

[mushtoons]

Cursing CW

Bro I fucking hate Hungary SO BAD! I am at my psychiatrist's. I had an appointment for 10:30 AM. It's currently 11:25 AM and they haven't even asked for my goddamn papers! Been sitting outside for almost AN HOUR!

I'm not angry though just annoyed smh

DHDJDJD RIP 💔 dont worry America isn't much better it took 3 hours and 35 dollars for a doctors visit that took 2 seconds of them telling me nothing is wrong lmao

#suffering businesses poor time management skill solidarity ✊ #wood wide web

[destinyc1020]

'almost all their films just bad' i disagree with that anon a lot. i mean just objectively, most of the mcu movies are good. i don't know what this revisionism is, but if you look at the critical and audience scores for mcu films, the VAST majority of them are very high which is hugely impressive for a movie series with SO many films and also shows. black panther, captain america, spider-man, iron man, the avengers series, wandavision, loki, they had countless hits and to pretend otherwise is just kind of ridiculous. the mcu is a true achievement and every actor and production member involved should be proud. it's fair for people to not like comic book films, but to dismiss the great content and hard work there is just silly. im excited for what's next with the mcu and dcu, there's so much good potential with a lot of characters!

No I totally agree with you Anon! I don't think ALL (or even "most") Marvel films are bad. I think that's just smthg people are saying now days just coz it's "cool" to hate on Marvel films now. 🙄 I keep saying that people these days don't think for themselves, they just go with the crowd smh.

With that said, I'd be lying if I said that I was happy with the most of the recent stuff Marvel has put out since Avengers Endgame. 👀

Aside from NWH, Wakanda Forever, and a few of the series (Wanda Vision, Loki, etc), a lot of the newer projects have been quite hit or miss and even downright disappointing. 😞

But I think that Marvel can get back on its feet again. I just think it's silly to think that a studio that dominated the film scene for nearly over a decade can continue to have that same success forever in Hollywood. I don't think fans should expect that. 🤷🏾‍♀️

Just hope for good writing and well-done films. 😊👍🏾

I also think the idea to lessen the amount of films that are coming out right now is a very wise idea.

Somehow, somewhere along the way, it seems that Marvel got caught up in just putting out as much content as fast as possible in order to move certain storylines down the line in a particular order, but they didn't stop to slow down and think about whether or not this was what the people really wanted. 🤷🏾‍♀️

I personally think it's better if they slow down, and really just focus on GOOD writing and decent plot lines. 😊

[theancientdarkbeauty]

💚🦈- Blood, Garnet, Scarlet, Wine, Lipstick and Poppy

Alright, first, I’ll do Tera, my Half Life OC. The quick background on her is that she is a biochemical engineer who was testing the Biology Department’s HEV suit when the Resonance Cascade happened, and thus survived by pure accident. Being Australian however, she was able to hold her own against the space Australians. You don’t run into her during the game because the Military slit her throat thinking she was Freeman, but she survived! Barely! With the help of GMan and some science (and morphine from the suit). Anyways, onto the ask game

Blood- what would she do if she saw a stranger’s corpse: originally, pre rescas, depending on the place, she would’ve panicked. Whose body is this, what killed them, am I in danger as well? That kinda stuff. Unless it was like a funeral she accidentally got invited to (she would go to see if she knew anyone there and if she didn’t she would apologies) post ResCas, probably after stasis, legit that would’ve been just par for the course. Unless it had a Headcrab on it. Then she would stab the Headcrab (she hates those things)

Garnet- if they had to kill someone, what method would they choose: the most quick and painless way possible. Not a stranger to mercy kills after the rescas, she has found that shooting someone in the soft part right between the skull and the neck on the back of the head is the least painful and most sure fire way to kill someone, aiming up thru the skull ofc. If she didn’t have a gun on her tho she would snap their neck.

Scarlett- how does she grieve: She used to get real quiet, cuts herself off from people, silently reflect on times she had with the person. However, after the rescas, most all of her friends had already died, and she was in Europe now instead of America or Australia, so she just assumed that her family was dead, so she forced herself to channel the pain and grief into rage, helping her get through her rather extraneous circumstances. She really just needs a hug and a good cry smh

Wine- How does she act when she’s drunk: She’s a happy drunk, but is also a heavyweight. Think of it like Brooklyn 9-9’s “# drink Amy” system. She gets real fun (a little loud) for the first 5 drinks. After 5 shit hits the fan, but she knows her limits. (She gets really competitive at drink 7 is the problem)

Lipstick- What is her love language: she is probably physical affection and quality time. Poor girl didn’t have the time to spend with people to fell fulfilled in a relationship before the rescas, and probably never will again.

Poppy- Does she believe in a god: After meeting up with Gordon after the rescas, he told her about the Nihalinth, and so she believes in some sort of higher being, but not probably the Christian god. She is a woman of science after all.

Time for Jaws! You all know Jaws (hopefully) but if you don’t, they are this crime gremlin I made for Payday. Common traits among all Jaws are: extensive scarring, multiple mental disorders, propensity for explosives. But the main point is just they’re a crime gremlin

Blood- what would they do if they saw a stranger’s corpse: they probably put it there. If it’s a civilian, they’d probably swear a lot because that’s coming out of my paycheck but otherwise they would just leave it there, bc they don’t want their finger prints on the scene

Garnet- if they had to kill someone, what method would they choose: shoot them. Or stab them. They aren’t above murder, they do it often. Chemical weapons are also fun, but they aren’t allowed to use them anymore after the Safehouse accidentally got filled with mustard gas that one time

Scarlet- how do they grieve: violently. Lots of murder, lots of stealing. At the Safehouse, where they can’t lash out violently, they have this thing called a “stab pillow”, it’s a throw pillow they started stabbing when they were mad. Also they have their dogs for emotional support (Rexy and Tatsuya my beloved)

Wine- how do they act when they’re drunk: they mellow out a lot actually! Get really tired, but also usually have enough energy to play like drinking games and stuff. Very much a lightweight.

Lipstick- What is their love language: they are aroace, but with their “family”, it’s quality time. They just like being in the presence of people (they aren’t physically affectionate but very touch starved so think of them like a cat on occasion)

Poppy- do they believe in a god: no. God abandoned them.

Anyways that was for both Jaws and Tera hope everyone is doing good! (Sorry if topics got a little dark both of them come from dark source materials)

#payday 3 #payday 2 #payday #payday oc #oc questions #character asks #half life #half life OC #I love all my children dearly this was fun pls keep asking me things!!

[pagelostuniverse]

Update 10: i want to actually KM$. I hate A WHOLE FREAKING PIZZA WITHOUT THINKING ABOUT IT. Idk what i was thinking i want to throw it up so bad but im at work and i dont want them to send me home thinking im sick. I need money man. Im definitely not eating anything untill chistmas because i KNOW people will want me to eat at Christmas dinner. Smh. Why is America surrounded by food. Idk how much i weigh because im too scared to find out the number but you bet ill be working extrea hard today at work to try to burn off some calories. Welp. Keep yall updated.

#ed vent #tw ana diary #ed rant #f@tsp0 #@n@ tips #@na motivation #tw ed diet #ed not ed sheeran #@na tips #ftm ed #i want to be weightless #i wanna be skinnier #i want to ⭐️ve #i wanna lose weight #⭐️ving #⭐️ve

[scattered-winter]

Tell me abt ur correct mcu timeline

this is completely divorced from marvel comics since the mcu is a totally different continuity. it's my house now <3

Captain America: the First Avenger

1941 - Steve gets his powers (age 23) 1942 - the Howling Commandos are organized August 1945 - Bucky "dies" (age 28) approx. a week later - Steve crash-lands in the ocean (age 27) September 1945 - WWII ends

Captain Marvel

Nick Fury doesn't lose his eye to a fucking CAT. instead, he loses it to someone close to him who he once trusted before losing his eye in a climatic battle that forever changed how he deals with people. because in THIS house I don't fucking make my badass characters into a fucking JOKE (forever pissed at how they built Nick Fury up as this badass amazing character who is implied to have Been Through Shit to make him as slow to trust as he is today and then when the time came to shed some light on his story they....turned all that into a joke with the fucking cat. biting tearing maiming.)

Iron Man 1+2

Tony Stark does his thing and is really really obnoxious about it. idk it's been a while since I've seen these but that's pretty much all he does so w/e

Thor

chef's kiss. you stay exactly the way you are, thor 1

The Avengers

Phil Coulson being revealed to not be dead near the end, and thus leading into Agents of SHIELD would be kinda cool narratively, but it's not a must because Coulson's reveal in AoS is pretty badass as it is.

Thor: the Dark World

another chef's kiss

Iron Man 3

Tony Stark moves on from Iron Man and destroys all his suits, and actually sticks to the decision. he only appears in future movies as tech/support, if that. sincerely, someone who can barely stand Tony as he is and fucking hates it when he completely takes over someone else's movie :/

Avengers: Age of Ultron

Ultron is still the main antagonist because it's a fascinating concept, and the rest of the movie largely happens as written except Quicksilver doesn't get killed off because let's be real that was CHEAP. if you're gonna kill off your characters at LEAST do it in a believable way smh.

Captain America: Civil War

this is . a fun one. Tony isn't in the movie at all (<3), and there is very little conflict/screentime with the Avengers because that's a stupid ass thing to do in a Captain America movie. the plot centers around Steve and Co. evading global authorities while trying to prove Bucky's innocence in the UN bombing. no stupid Tony-centric plots and petty arguments in my good Christian Captain America movie

Black Widow

idk I wanted to see her early days in SHIELD. I wanna see how she met Clint and how two very very mistrustful people got to be so close. to be clear I don't ship them and I love their friendship so ideally this is for the aros and the aces <3333

Black Panther

chef's kiss. couldn't make it better if I tried <333

Spiderman: Homecoming

TONY!!! ISN'T!!!! IN IT!!!! <3!!!!!!! instead, the story focuses on Peter Parker (already operating as Spiderman since we've seen Uncle Ben die approx. 3700000 times) trying to become a true hero blah blah you get the idea

Thor: Ragnarok

CHEF'S!!!! KISS!!!!! from this point on, he never fights with a hammer (or hammer equivalent) because the entire POINT of the movie was to establish that HE DOESN'T NEED ONE !

Avengers: Infinity War/Endgame

hooooo boy. I can't even think of a way to fix this one. it's just not there anymore <3333333 and I also can't fix anything that comes after these movies just because it's all so convoluted and fucked up at this point it's beyond repair. but there's definitely no Dr. Hulk, and Steve doesn't go back to live with Peggy because fuck that bullshit

tldr: I don't fucking get rid of character development every time it happens <3333 I let the characters change and grow naturally because I know how to tell a fucking story

#hi sorry this ended up turning into me being angry <333 #but i can't fucking stand tony stark as a character ANYWAY and when he started taking over everyone ELSE'S movies too??? #gnawing biting tearing #and also the fact that each character's development was reset with each new movie?? yeah no fuck that bullshit #it's hard to have correct opinions about the mcu but i bear it well #anti mcu #mads 🧠 #every time i try to add to anything post-endgame i just. get too tired #there's Too Much To Fix. i choose my mental health over trying to bang out the dents of a sinking ship

[not-so-rosyyy]

I hate how paparazzi violated them by taking pictures of her son without consent and tried to sell them 😐

how is it still not a federal law in america to protect minors, especially children of public figures, from paps? like with adult celebs we can argue all day about their willingness to thrust themselves into the public sphere, but their kids are just a different story smh

[via-l0ve]

Omg ok this seems like fun

👻

Supernatural:

Dean, Castiel and Sam 😨

Outsiders:

Johnny, Dallas and Two-bit

MCU:

Valkyrie, Thor and Captain America

(I would have sent more but I don't want to be like annoying or anything 😭😭🙏)

NOOO YOU CAN NEVER BE ANNOYING BABES!!! PLEASE SEND IN AS MANY AS YOUD LIKE!!!

THIS IS DIFFICULT.

spn:

bro :( please don’t hate me LMFAO

I’d marry dean. he’s the perfect man

i’ll kiss castiel because i can’t go kissing my husbands brother ykwim

…

i’m sorry sam you’re a freak anyways (lovingly)

IM SORRY

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The Outsiders:

you guys are gonna hate me for this one too smh

i’ll marry johnny bc he needs some good in his life :(

i’ll kiss Two-bit because i love him

and i guess i’m killing dallas IM SORRY EVERYONE

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MCU:

can i just marry all of them.

no ummm

i’ll marry Thor. he’s stable and can cook

i’ll kiss cap bc he’s so cute

i’ll kill val bc i feel like she wouldn’t mind 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

#via’s celebration 🍄 #👻 #this was so hard #i’m sorry everyone