all credits to @chrollohearttags and @levisbaldheadedwh0re for the idea hehe 🎀
this is why you despised armin. between his stupid face and terrible hair cut, you now had a scratch on your eyebrow from his bitter childs mother. “come on baby i’m sorry !” you weren’t listening to anything he was saying, stuffing the two pairs of pants, and single shirt into the grocery bag and throwing it at him.
“get your shit and get out” the bag dropped to the floor, armins dumbfounded look making you even more pissed off. “baby - it’s not my fau-“
“armin get the hell out of my face with that bullshit! it’s your fault for making her even feel comfortable enough!” walking up to his you pushed his chest towards the door “get. out.”
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“d-don’t leaveeeee ohmygodd” you were just as dumb as everybody else, but you couldn’t deny that armin knew exactly what he was doing. his cock curved perfect stretching your pussy like it was your first time all over again. “gonna mold my pussy just f’me. mmm y’like that ?”
your face was deep in the pillow trying to quiet down your screams not wanting to wake the rest of the house. “answer me now!”
“y-yes yes yesssuhhh” your tried pushing some of him out, it all being so much but armin using that to grip your hands, watching your ass clap against him. “ mm pretty slut”. the next morning with a limp and crooked wig your made armin and your step children breakfast with a smile on your face
people blame mako for fumbling the two baddest bitches on the planet, but if i knew one of them, let alone both of them, i wouldn’t know how to act either. i’d be acting like boo boo the fool just to get them to notice me, and then when they did actually notice me my whole brain would just shut down and turn to mush probably. and i’m saying this as an adult woman with game. mako was a socially inept maladjusted traumatized teenage boy with no swag and no prospects. the fact that the two most beautiful powerful amazing girls in the world were both vying for his poor autistic ass after spending his whole life just trying to survive in the conditions that made oliver twist is crazy!!! people get soooo mad at him for fumbling korra and asami but like. can we be honest for a second. like can we be soooo forreal rn. you’d fumble them too. we all would.
NEW MIC CONTENT 😭😭😭😭 I USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THESE. It might hav js been 4 pages worth but ILL TAKE IT!!!! Hav these rough drawings as tribute for more mic content pls horikoshi🙏🙏🙏
GOOD AFTERNOON!! TODAYS UNI SKETCH IS : a redraw/study/doodle/whateva you wanna call it of this very dapper image of Picard and Data!! first time drawing Picard so I struggled a lil but otherwise I had so much fun drawing Data! :Pc og pic under the cut!
picard you smoke too tough... your swag too different ...
i think in the hamster wheel of my mind a big part of where people go wrong with eddie and his shitty garage band as an extension is that they for some bizarre reason think he's gene simmons metal when he's jack black metal. heavy metal. he's tenacious d metal. he's school of rock. he's stoner lord of the rings metal he nearly wore blue jeans and plaid. jack black literally in real life once said eddie was the best character bc he's heavy metal like him. LOOK AT THIS