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myatlantispoets · 1 year

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ok so thoughts on this year's entries, in no specific order

-moldova once again showing us how it's done with folk pop

-italy coming in with a beautiful ballad IN ITALIAN (take notes everyone else)...bless. i don't even know what he's singing abt and that's okay! that's how esc works

-ukraine...the guy is cute and the message is ok but it's not giving, i'm sorry

-switzerland has a song abt not wanting to take part in wars...the joke writes itself

-the denmark guy looks like the love child of timothe chalawhatever and noah centineo. the song is boring :((

-austria...they understood the assignment. it's unhinged and nonsensical, there's no context whatsoever. same energy as the banana wolf song from norway last year

-armenia girls has such a pretty voice but the song is mid. if she'd sung it in armenian, it might've been a serve

-slovenia has rly good vibes and the music video is rly fun

-portugal KNOWS WHAT'S UP. the beat is good, we've got some latin pop vibes going, they're actually singing in portuguese (which is a rly pretty language imo)

-croatia GETS IT. idk what's going on but i'm here for the ride! also the music video is unhinged

-I LOVE THE SAXOPHONE IN MALTA'S ENTRY. the rest is sort of underwhelming tho, idk how to feel abt it

-poland....okay. are they trying to write the next summer hit

-australia darling, you're already on thin ice, and this is just. you can do better. i'm falling asleep

-everyone's talking abt serbia's entry but like. it's not clicking for me. i feel like they're trying to recreate the vibes of last year's (amazing) entry with the serbian lyrics and the cryptic message but it's not giving!! that being said, the line "i just want to sleep" is a mood and it can turn into a good meme at the very least

-czechia baby...you were so close. the chorus is a spiritual experience but the verses are clumsy and idk what to make of it. i like the message, tho, and it's def better than a lot of other entries

-i hate saying this but france is actually better than i expected. she has a good voice and the melody is kind of a vibe.

-ok spain kinda went off? it sounds so good, even tho i don't understand the lyrics, and the music video has this haunted aesthetic that i'm digging. i hope they keep the candles for the live version

-ok georgia...the chorus is great but everything else is mid

-lithuania giving us this year's depression song. that's it that's all i've got

-norway's entry actually deserves the hype. it's a vibe

-ok cyprus is kind of good, as far as esc love ballads go. he's putting his whole pussy into it

-ok albania is actually singing in albanian, love that for her! it's a very balkan song (affectionate), it kind of reminds me of like. balkan soap opera soundtracks (more specifically turkish and romanian cuz that's what i'm used to lol)

-ok belgium's entry is rly gay, is that a drag queen in the music video? bless their souls. the chorus is v upbeat, it's giving 90's music...yeah i'm down

-OMG GERMANY JDJSJHCWH. blood and glitter???? they're embracing the hardcore vibes lol. the guy's voice could cut through diamond. they get it!

-ireland i want to like you but i'm afraid the song is just.ok.

-WHERE IS BULGARIA????? NOOOOO

-ok the san marino guys are fun! i love the live guitars

-finland is so cursed yghg

-greece is ok.

-won't even bother with israel <333

-sweden, latvia, estonia and iceland being boring, nothing to see here. what's going on with the baltic and nordic countries? are u guys ok?

-and last but not least...romania. idk what we did here. the song is a bop and i can tell that the guy is trying his best but the coreography feels like a rip off of last year's entry. he can never have what wrs did, tho. wrs actually served cunt and objectified himself, as well as the dancers! this guy just stands there while the girls are carrying the show. maybe next year we can get our shit together :(((

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rei-does-stuff · 2 years

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Random shit/funnies abt my chverse of America lets gooo

-My America is the type to use humor and jokes as a coping mechanism <3

-Despite being not the brightest, he has SOME street smarts, which have helped him through life, he’s also had his states and other countries guide him whenever he needs help.

He’s not the brightest, like at all, but he’s not TOTALLY stupid/helpless. He manages on his own, sometimes due to luck, sometimes through others, and sometimes through himself, it just depends,

I will say when push comes to shove he can actually handle himself quite well in a serious situation, of course he’s usually joking or shitting or being kinda dumb about said situation, but he can be dependable

Tldr, he’s dumb for sure, but he manages to get through and can be rather useful and stuff

-I imagine he learned generally how to survive and stuff from the American Revolution, and the civil war, man ate hardtack for years he knows a thing or two about surviving

-Criminal trying to shoot America: WHY THE FUCK ISNT THIS WORKING??

America with a million bullet holes in him SOMEHOW surviving: YOU UNDERESTIMATE THE STRENGTH OF HARDTACK MY FRIEND

-Switzerland: Ummm???

America: Yea doc somethin’ wrong? Am I dyin’? Do my lungs need to be replaced or somethin’?

Switzerland: I don’t think you even have lungs it’s all hardtack????? How are you even alive????

America: Huh, hardtack is a miracle worker ig

Switzerland: THIS IS NOT HEALTHY????

-OH now true friends (different from allies) are hard to come by, not many people are willing to eat hardtack unfortunately, BUT he has a few

Germany! As much as he’s annoyed by the man they are rather close! Man ate TWO hardtack biscuit to secure his friendship with America. AMERICA DIDNT EVEN WANT HIM TO EAT TWO HE JUST DID

Italy! She’s always one to keep him grounded and try to not let his ego get TOO inflated. She refused to eat hardtack tho

Russia kinda, it’s more of a love-hate thing but I say he counts! No hardtack eaten tho 😔

Switzerland! Gotta have a doctor on hand to make sure you don’t die! She tried to eat hardtack but got sick halfway through. Turns out he didn’t give her the ones with little to no worms by accident.

There’s others but they aren’t rlly developed yet soo

-He has a few hobbies! Shooting guns is one of them bc of course it is,

He gambles!! Runs a casino makes bank, took west there, almost got the kid addicted to gabbling by accident yk how it goes

He knits surprisingly, he’s very bad at it but he does it,

He occasionally pulls pranks with Poland as well :)

And thatssss it so farr

#rei says stuff #countryhumans #ch #countryhuman

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