#i hate u skadi

[abyssalcunters]

hey chatters i didnt realize that i had this bit done too so . here u go

Two days later, Andreana was still annoyed.

She hated it. She doesn’t like being annoyed, she’d much rather focus her mental energy towards her gunsmithing work, or shooting practice, or training with Gladiia, or. Other things with Gladiia-

Point being, Andreana would rather have the mental space free to dedicate to literally anything else and yet here she is. Still annoyed. She doesn’t even particularly know why that girl got under her skin so much, she doesn’t even know her name, for fuck’s sake. 

ao3

Andreana sighed, giving up on the nap she was planning on taking, instead trudging her way to Skadi and Laurentina’s room. As she was, she’d prefer to have Gladiia wring the stress out of her like she’s so skilled at, but her Captain was temporarily back in Iberia on some clandestine operation or other with Kal’tsit. 

Sure, Andreana snorted to herself, keying in the lock code for Skadi and Laurentina’s room, “operation.” And Captain put those hardpoints in for purely platonic reasons. 

Hours later, mortal wounds healed to faint marks, blood washed away, the annoyance was pushed forcibly far to the back of Andreana’s mind as she floated on her endorphin high. Skadi was snoring softly behind her, gentle puffs of breath tickling the nape of Andreana’s neck, her arm slung over Andreana’s hip and her tail gently curled over her legs. Andreana nestled back into her, into the warmth of the arms around her, the security that being amongst these two always brought like nothing else in the world.

The bed dipped as their Shark dropped onto it, instantly worming her way into Andreana’s arms, nibbling gently along her collar- not hungrily, not enough to draw blood, just to imprint her affection on her lover’s skin.

“Hey,” Andreana chided gently, voice drowning in affection, “Skadi just changed the sheets, I don't wanna do it again."

Laurentina laughed, musical, leaning up to catch Andreana’s lips in a sharp kiss. “Oh, Cuttlefish, you worry too much.” Touching their foreheads together, she let a few deadly teeth slip out in a smirk, her tail flicking, predatory, behind her, “Besides, isn’t it your fault they got messy this time?”

Andreana sputtered, images of the past hours flickering through her mind; riding Skadi’s face, squirting ink all over her mouth and the sheets behind her as Shark tore loving bites out of her shoulders, later, Skadi over her, inside her, Andreana’s nails digging bloody stripes into her Orca’s back as she fucked up against her g-spot. “Listen.”

Laurentina nuzzled closer, teeth scratching love into Andreana’s skin as she laughed into her neck. “I don’t have to. I know.” 

They lay together, wordless companionship and understanding settling over them like a weighted blanket, dulling the noise of the world outside, Laurentina’s warmth and Skadi’s comforting sturdiness and the love, love, love radiating from them, their blood singing together. Like this, Andreana felt like she could do anything. 

“Shark?”

“Hmm?”

“Tell me about your Inquisitor?” 

Laurentina laughed, propping herself up on her elbow to look over Andreana, curious. “Why’s that, darling Cuttlefish?” 

Andreana shrugged, trying (and failing, she knew) to look nonchalant. “I ran into her the other day. Guess I just realized I didn’t know anything about her.” 

“Well,” Laurentina started, the word extending through a luxurious, feline stretch, “she’s kind of stupid.” 

Andreana snorted, the brusque statement somehow unexpected, though it was so very her. 

“And stubborn,” Laurentina continued, “and too formal, and pays wayyyyy too much attention to rules.” She snickered. “But she’s also refreshingly earnest. She’s brave to the point of idiocy.” She pressed a kiss to the corner of Andreana’s jaw, laying back down, “And she’s quite handsome when you push past all those layers, no?” 

“I- huh?” Andreana thought back, to Irene’s reactions when she had pinned her in the workshop supply closet, to the stubborn set of her shoulders and sharp jaw and that confident smile she had flashed, seen through Andreana’s scope, when the operation concluded successfully. “Hm. I guess so?” 

“Hmmm,” Laurentina’s hand found her hip, swiping her thumb over her skin, thoughtful, “Are you jealous, Cuttlefish?” 

Andreana’s thought process stuttered to a stop. “I. Uh. Wh-wh-what do you mean that would be. Stupid of me. I-” Laurentina’s hand over her mouth cut her off. 

“Listen to me, Andreana.”

Andreana listened.“You,” her Shark said, shifting to throw a leg over her, straddling her, leaning close, “are mine. We are Abyssal Hunters, Andreana. Bound by blood, by song, by dance. You couldn’t be free of me if you tried. And oh, my stupid little Cuttlefish, if you or anyone tried to take you from me,” she laughed, low and dangerous, all of her teeth on display, "They wouldn't live to regret it."

#arknights #fic #cuddlefish #oh specter i love u <3

[mdpikachu]

Mephistopheles and Lancelot for the blorbo bingo?

did mephi already SO lancelot.

SPECIFICALLY BERSERKER.

Listen. Listen. In F/Z Lance is only shown as a Berserker until the point where he isn't (friend is watching F/Z so im being subtle), and then the consultation room shows. this

Look at him. This is my son who has done everything wrong and he's so goddamn stupid sometimes. (actual mythos included. he's so fucking dumb. its so funny).

FGO. Pre-camelot he was used. His interludes! Are sweet! He clearly understands being spoken to despite being a berserker! He's so safe of a berserker he can be taken on PICNICS. Unguarded. No one else for protection. He's even nice to Romani (interlude 2 if u stretch it a tiny bit).

Then Camelot and Saberlot come along and suddenly!!! Lance no longer exists. We cuckalot jokes now. Despite him only being with Guin, which came from a genuine friendship with her, and Elaine, who i would have to put a TW on to discuss what he went thru with her. Fuck Elaine. Hate that bitch. Anyway.

This berserker is your guard dog with guns. He can 3 turn with Skadi and they both like sweets (cafe boost from that one event). He knows what chocolate is. He has enough mind to understand how V-day works. He gifts Guda a fucking sword for chocolate. One he stole from Gil (most likely) and is probably hoarding more in his own room.

He doesn't need a working brain to eliminate a basic mob, just a pair of chopsticks, a yo-yo, an m32 rotary grenade launcher, and the skeleton of the guy who was piloting that jet. He's so fucking cool.

And so fucking depressed probably. guy who in fate lore was really just doing his best but looking like

And you know all that getting ignored in fgo aint good for him. dogs get sad when they're ignored too. and thats not even bringing up the utter betrayal of gareths interlude!!! he was trying not to hurt her!!!!!!!

[inconsolable sobbing]

anyway i think hes a gamer. hes allowed. its a better anger management tool than trying to kill gilgamesh in the cafeteria at 5:17 pm because gil made an offcolor joke about Saber.

guinevere is his wife and u cannot stop me. i am inevitable.

in conclusion

thanks

#lancelot du lac #mddttxt

[mlynar-nearl]

hello it is anon, me the one you know.

anyways yeaaaaa i only vaguely rmb that my last lost was abt. tolands kit and actually ill probably send a better ask tmr morning kr whatever but anyways i just think hes a neat single block guard. you are very on point with your guesses. i think he is a skadi guard but more survival yeah thats my thoughts

i hope u r doong well i just felt comepllled to swnd my daily ask hshsaha sorry man i think i might have insomnia i cannot tell if its like a i reruse tl sleep issue or i cant actually sleep bcs of physical issues. anyways olay honkai i love yonkai this is a suggestion nit a threat please dontn hate me im lonely i apologise tor everythiny in this ask

it's alright! hope you got some sleep :)

he could admittedly also be a good skadi guard/nearlter guard if he had kazimierz faction buffs like skadi does with abyssals, but i think i would be one of few people to enjoy that because i play kazimierzknights a lot (though sometimes i cheat to include shining and nightingale because they're besties-slash-gfs with nearl.) whatever he is, i think he's gonna be a single block guard unless he's a ch'en or irene type guard.

i'm doing well & like i said i hope you are too. i've heard really good things about honkai but haven't gotten into it yet. perhaps i should Read the Lore Or Something dfsghsg

#ash answers #anonymous

[skadhis]

skadi in her witcher verse, encountering a monster: i dont have time for this please just die

#* strawberry smam / ooc ! #skadi travelling the continent: why do yall have so many monsters i hate everyone #skadi: just fuckin. kill them. u loser babies

[actualbird]

// spoilers for marius' skadi card, SSR Daytime Aurora, bulk reactions, LONG POST, suicide ment (i didnt expect it either, JESUS)

mc, helping marius interview locals for his paintings: hello, what is the most beautiful scenery in this country to you?

tourist: the hot springs

mc: huh? why?

me: WE'RE OFF TO A GREAT FUCKING START IN THIS CARD LMAOOOOOO. mc, girl, let him. let him paint it. LET HIMMMM!!

i cant believe this, marius rlly showed up to her room a DRENCHED MESS, like a SAD LITTLE KITTY CAT that was SPLASHED WITH WATER RELENTLESSLY as it meowed helplessly ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD

and hes warming up by showering with the door open. whore.

WAIT THEY DIDNT EXPLAIN HOW HE GOT SOPPING WET THOUGH???/ like okay he admitted to going back to the diner and talking to grumpy owner and that they had a disagreement but nO DETAILS as to how the "accident" or him coming to her doorstep like a soaked creature???

WHAT IS THE TRUTH???

fuck off, this is making me cry a little bit.....never not gonna be affected by trope of "something beautiful is happening but character A is only looking at character B" FUCK OFFOOFOFFFFFF

AND OF COURSE HE GOT SICK!!!! he was a silly wet kitten just yesterday and u guys r in fictional iceland in the WINTER and hes coughing bc the breathing apnea is kicking irt to the temp and hHHHHHHH MC IS SO WORRIED IM GONNA EAT BRICKS

OF COURSE IT'S TOO DANGEROUS TO DRIVE BACK

AND OF COURSE THERES NO CELL SIGNAL

it's time for sickfic and cuddling for warmth in the TUNDRA NOW

fuck my entire life, hes adorable

marius, honey, ur lungs r tryna give out due to ur State. kudos for teasing even then.

god i hate this, i HATE IT. not only is luke pearce a mfer who will hide symptoms/illness/anything that is worrying from mc to avoid causing her worry, MARIUS DOES IT TOO. //SHAKES HIM LIKE A MARACCA. UR COUGHS SOUND HORRENDOUS PLS....

HARDEST CHOICE IN THE GAME THUS FAR

IM NOT FUCKING STRONG ENOUGH FOR THIS!!!

me: okay the emo is over, everything is gonna b okay now it's fine

the card: the reason the bar owner was upset and grumpy was because he had failed to witness the aurora for years. auroras are believed to be the dead trying to speak to the living. the diner was empty bc the owner fired everybody and was planning to kill himself to be with his dead wife. marius had talked the dude outta killing himself, saying some things that hit hard to the point that theres enough implication he knows enough about suicidal people that he recognized it in the owner from the very beginning. the owner angrily asks what marius would know about grief and death. and marius just replies with "..." and then the owner pushes and marius crashes into a wine rack. happy? u got ur explanation for why he was drenched!

me: IM NOT FUCKING HAPPY, U PELTED AT ME MARIUS' DEAD-MOM TRAUMAGRIEF AND A SUICIDAL CHARACTER WHEN I WAS LEAST EXPECTING IT!!!!!!!

ok all in all this was a rlly sweet card, i loved it a lot

and now for depressing unnecessary character ramblings under the cut

my first instinct when marius was revealed to have understood the owner was suicidal at the first glance was that marius recognized the details from himself. DEPRESSING, I TOLD YOU!!! but it's something i can see happening to marius, esp since he was super fucking guilty about his mom's death ever since he was young. if you take guilt far enough, sometimes the only forgiveness thatll ever feel right is...well...that.

ofc story goes on to say the actual reason: marius met a man a few months ago who asked him to approve a shitty business proposal and marius said no and that dude killed himself. the look of "determination and desperation" in that man's eyes were how marius was able to recognize the signs in the bar owner

which, at first, made me go "eh" but then after 5 seconds of thought i was like "oh fuck, no, that does thematically vibe" it vibes particularly with marius' misplaced guilt over being the 'cause' of peoples' death

i realize now that marius' silence after the owner was angry at him was probably pointing more towards the man from a few months ago and not marius' mom but...why not both? kinda fucked up for a recurring theme in marius' life being "i am somehow, whether directly or indirectly, the reason why somebody has died" THATS HEAVY

also that whole "the aurora is the dead trying to speak with the living" and how whenever the aurora got louder, marius would feel worse.

man. marius, welcome to the guilt club. you can sit right next to luke or artem.

(vyn, JOIN THEM!!!)

#dootdootdoot #tot spoilers #suicide ment #OKAY GOODNIGHT

[ritsukafujimaru]

I honestly don't know how people can see that fairy in the Lostbelt 6 scenes as Medb.

Sighs I rlly hate Shakespeare but...the reason is most likely bc of Shakespeare...

The fairy in Lostbelt 6 is meant to be the Fairy Queen or Queen of the Fairies from what I gather. The Fairy Queen is a prominent figure in both British and Irish folklore. The Irish version came first, but Shakespeare kind of popularized the depiction of the Fairy Queen as we know it today through his works. So in a lot of mainly English-speaking cultures the Fairy Queen is named Queen Titania or Queen Mab.

Given her name and how English folklore works (i.e. stealing from the Irish and the Scots) a lot of historians and scholars believe that Queen Mab is a “borrowed” figure based off of Queen Medb... Since Medb is also a Queen and sometimes interpreted as being a fairy it makes a little sense, y’know?

The general idea behind it is that:

Medb = Titania/Mab bc Scathach = Skadi

It could also be Circe if we look at A Midsummer’s Night Dream and how it’s believed to possibly be an inversion of the Circe story...

EDIT: but that seems a bit on the nose since she already has wings and all that u know?

#✉️

[jak-of-the-trade]

hii wanted to drop by and ask how you’re doing :)

also your luke ssr post makes me wanna open tears of themis i haven’t played that game in two months </3 😦

HI HI RES!!!

pls i meant to send u another ask and then my entire family tree came over 💀

usually the tot gacha hates me i am so surprised it actually decided to give me smth pls

the skadi event was really cool!! i think there are gonna be some cool updates in the future which are nice to look forward to if u ever play again 👀

#` jak ' s thoughts #` res ! #IM ALIVE #I KNOW I DIPPED FOR THREE DAYS #BUT IM ALIVE

[gallant-gained]

((Sieg will wake up tomorrow when I come home btw U v U

He won’t be 100% back to normal but he will be able to speak and move by himself.

I’m still working out the details...apparently coma survivors always need some sort of rehabilitation after waking up, even if there wasn’t a lot of damage. So there will definitely be some things that Sieg will struggle with for a little bit before returning to his old self.

He’ll hate it btw XD Just warning you. Imagine writing perfectly your whole life and now all of a sudden you have to get your motor skills back. That’s how he’ll feel.

He remembers Kiragi aiming the Skadi at him but nothing afterwards. Also, he doesn’t hate Kiragi, but he feels quite betrayed by him, and a little confused. He did seem “off” that day, after all. He wasn’t acting like himself...))

[numberonemagnusstan]

Ep13-

- lmao they tried their best

- Bonker shits

- Griffin McElroy has not feelings

- Ducky Crabtree?

- Facebook page for ducky crabtree

- It’s so fresh :D

- ???????

- Dhdndndndn TRAVIS

- I love their joke delivery djsjsj

- Omens and portents

- Go AwaY

- All mid nineties phrases

- FUCKING ALBATROSS

- you son of a bitch Richard

- That’s a pep talk kiddo

- What is this reference???

- Ruh roh

- This is true

- This is ALSO true

- Oh god boys

- OH GOD BOYS

- Bro pact

- Jsdnddjdjsjssjwj

- Goddamn it griffin

- I don’t know those

- Dhdjdjdj Dhdndndndn TRISTANS COMING

- Kobe no :(

- This is true

- THIS IS TRUE fhdjdns jk

- Yuck?

- Kobe :(((( also mbmbam is so old pt...15? 16?? I’m gonna say 16

- It’s pt 17 I’m Dhdjdjdj

- Pwew pwew pwew

- This is true

- Worm

- DtsehjskEbbdsj SPACE JAM TWO

- The oleeeee Berry patch

- The Itchy Zone

- Okay but why

- Xbhnsnsjsnssnns dksnskaks stamos level

- ??????

- Goddamn it boys

- Worm

- Shwnneksms we lost him

- A fear of 3d djdkdndmdn

- Listen chaz

- Micheal™️

- Wake and wak

- Goddamn it

- Yuck

- Same trav

- Consider: penny are pretty

- Hobo pranks oh no Jesus griff

- This is truly

- Travis no

- JUSTIN NO

- GUYS NO LORD

- I hate this entire show

- Jeffery

- Also dbdndndnd okay boys

- It’s Justin’s bad

- YOU WILL NEVER KNOW

- TRISTAN??

- Or darwin

- DHDJDBSKDBSKDNSMSN

- I was ready for the beat drop I hate everything

Ep14

- For the modren era I love that

- 638????? WHAT IF FHEY ACTUALLY DO??????????????

- Yucky :((

- Worm me too

- CLASSIC MCELROY MOVE

- Topical

- Travis McElroy Secret™️

- Dhdjdjdmsmdnsn just a couple twenskies

- 80 drinks???

- This is true

- Essential College Voice

- Worm this is true

- TRAVIS???

- Do I want to

- Dhdjdjdj fjdndkd

- Give the wisdom

- You can get pregnant when you’re on your period

- Guys give her actual advice goddamn it

- Tristan can’t help them fjdjdn

- Mbmbam is so old pt18

- Dillweeds

- Dip that snoot in that tiller

- A baby :D

- I couldn’t care more oh god that’s me

- Worm

- AA time

- I have no idea who this is

- This is true

- Like travis

- Sleeping is hard

- Thank u trav

- JUSTIN OH MY GOD

- also knowing now they got high and got into a big movie is hilarious

- Skadi we stan forever

- It’s pretty bad

- Fbdndndn dnd worm

- Mhm it be like that

- I thought he said feral and I was like ok yeah

- BOOM go see inception

- McElroy clan

- Awww baby

- Fbfnfjdjfndbrbdhdnddjdjejenenemwmdb HE JUMPED ALL THE WAY

- this is true

- Don’t hit your kids

- HOW

- FUCKING HOW

- FUCKING?????????

- Clint McElroy is a genius I guess

- Brbdbdbdbdb

- On baby put a ring on it

- Fhdnfndnd shes bubonic

- THE MASK OF RED DEATH

- Hahahaha totally sick

- Is it?

- This is true

- Dhdjdjdjd Nd you got her

- Matters of health

- Mayhap

- A beef bakery

- Mmmmmm

- This is truuueee

- Año uno

- Made my heart tired

- OH NO

- HDHDBDB

- Yay!!

- Dudjdjdjdj Justin no

- walnut

- Ma bim bam is better than embeembeaem

- Maybe trav

- OH NOOO

- no thank you dhdjdj

- Wait did I hear mbmbam history on the last episode and not realize it

#mbmbam lb