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#i hate wasps
clinicsharmartia · 2 years
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I like to think that the only thing Diego is scared shitless of is bees+wasps. Not like shifting slightly when they see one scared. I mean running into traffic to avoid them scared. If he sees one in public he’ll scream and jump and run. People have gotten bruises before from how hard he’s gripped onto them out of pure terror. 
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thereadersmuse · 30 days
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The scene with the wasp in the blooper reel?
The realness of it all tbh. 👀
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oxfordsnotr0gues · 2 months
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Theirs a wasp in my room IN FEBRUARY!!!!
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erinsintra · 6 months
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i just turned my pc on and a big-ass wasp flew away from my keyboard. what was she doing there
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prettyoktori · 1 year
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Moments before I got stung by a gang of wasps (September 2021)😭
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someguywriting · 11 months
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you can never be too careful in these trying times
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saltedtoaster · 9 months
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Am I afraid of bees? Yes, but I revere them- they're just trying their best.
Wasps? They live to spite me and I shall return the favor till I breathe my last.
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get-f1cked · 2 years
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I’m putting a hit out on all wasps
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glitch-1983 · 10 months
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Why do wasps exist?
Can they… not??
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toruandmidori · 2 years
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Introducing the scourge of summer, the pillager of picnics, the pointy arsed, panic inducing winged menace - the wasp! 
Funny, snarky, sciencey stickers available to buy online now in our Redbubble store:
SHOP
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qelflinq · 2 years
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If I could say 1 thing to a wasp: you skinny bitches are evil and need to be destroyed
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the-sulktress · 2 years
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The worst and funniest thing I ever did was the time I noticed a wasp on the hoodie of someone getting into an elevator with 5 other people. One of those people saw me and kindly said “there’s enough room come on in.”
But they didn’t know 2 things. The first was that I was so terrified of wasps that I was unable to tell the person with the hoodie about the wasp while they were still in the hallway lest it notice me. Secondly, that there was a wasp on a person’s hoodie.
I was rooted to the spot.
I finally managed to get out the words “there’s a wasp on their hoodie” just as it flew above their heads, and the elevator doors closed on their screams.
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qhiq · 1 year
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WASPS ARE NOT THE SAME AS BEES NO NO NO FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
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Hot take™ but there is no wasp heaven or hell. That type of certainty is only for those beings deserving of such. Wasps are forged of evil and fed with spite. The fate all wasps are rightfully doomed to is wasp purgatory.
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Returned Rivalry
I just want to sleep
But my nemesis, a wasp
Got into my room
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bigstupidbee · 18 days
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I FUCKING HATE WASPS
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