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cherrieflavouredheadcanons · 2 months

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hi luv! i hope you're doing great. Saw your recent post and i do have a hc request (since im having a haikyuu brainrot rn 👀), what would you think of making papa!haikyuu hcs 😩. How would these volley boys make as a father! (especially kenma, tsukki and noya) and you can add your favs too 💕sjsjjsjs hope you have a great day ahead!

I'm doing okay, I hope you are doing good and that you have a nice day! I hope you enjoy this post and it is to your liking

Them as fathers

Characters: Kenma, Noya, Tsukki Gender neutral reader, it is not mentioned whether the children are adopted or biological, Kenma’s is longer than the others because i had way too many ideas for him

Kenma Kozume

First things first: I don’t think Kenma would have more than one kid, if you really wanted to have more he would relent but he is perfectly happy with just one, he thinks 3 people is the perfect number for your little family.

You may think he wouldn’t be that involved in his kids life, but that is a big misconception,

No matter how much work he has to do he makes sure to spend time with you and your kid.

Kenma would never show his child on the internet in any way, he wants to keep his private life private and keep his child safe, he knows how cruel the internet can be, no way in hell will he put his young child into that kind of situation.

Once your child learned to crawl he brought the three starters of Pokémon black and white (gen 5 best games I don’t take criticism) to see which one your child would choose.

Based on what they chose he will be sulky or proud. (I nearly made this into Oshawott propaganda but I didn’t you’re welcome). But at the end of the day he knows that they just choose one based on colours and shapes, he would teach them once they are older how to perfectly choose a starter.

Best believe that as soon as your kid is old enough to understand things he will show them all kinds of (age appropriate) video games.

You enter his gaming room with some snacks for him and you can just see him play Slime Rancher as your kid sits in his lap, eyes glued to what their father is doing.

He already has started a Stardew Valley coop farm for you three to play together one day, he is just waiting for the day your child is old enough.

Now enough video game talk, (though I have so many more ideas about this lol) your child loves it when Kenma reads to them before they sleep, his voice is very soothing to them.

Once they are asleep Kenma stays at their side a bit longer, watching them sleep a serene smile on his face.

Kenma can’t say no to your kid, he will buy them anything they want. You sometimes wonder how he can be so responsible with his money in any other situation, but your child just needs to point at something and he will buy it for them unless you intervene.

Lastly, be prepared for Kenma and your kid to team up against you. Board games? Yeah they are a team even if the game isn’t a game for teaming up. (Monopoly is a nightmare with them, Oh you need a red? Too bad your kid and Kenma are trading it between one another instead of giving it to you) But you can’t really seem to mind when you see the way Kenma and your kid smile. (Unless you are like me and are fiercely competitive in games then you may want to strike Kenma down)

Yu Nishinoya

Noya would take longer to have children with you, at least until he is done travelling, he does want kids but is aware that travelling the world with them wouldn’t be ideal, he wants them to have a stable home.

Once you two do have kids, he wants at least 2 or 3. Noya wants a big family.

I feel like he is the type of Dad that throws his kids in the air and then catches them (he won’t do it high) and it always gives you a heart attack.

Instead of reading them good night stories he always tells them (embellished) stories from when he travelled the world, for example he once exclaimed to one of your kids how a mermaid vied for your attention but he fought them heroically off.

This does bite him in the ass years down the line once your kids are teens, they will bring these stories up whenever they can to tease him.

Asahi is basically an uncle to your kids, he often visits you and brings the kids many gifts. He loves to spoil them.

And yes Asahi designs the clothes for your kids as well, it often leads to many people asking you and Noya where you got the clothes for them from since they are such a high quality.

Yes, he will teach your kids “Rolling thunder”. No you can’t stop him. Even if your kids don’t play Volleyball they will still know the move.

This leads to your kids looking for his old jersey’s from highschool, putting them on and pretending to be their dad. No he is not crying, he just got dust in his eye.

Vacations and holidays are important to Noya, while he can’t travel the world with your kids, he will take them on memorable vacations across the country when they are old enough to remember them.

He wants them to have a happy and fulfilled childhood with as many experiences as they can have.

Kei Tsukishima

When you first brought up having children with him he asked “Are you sure you can take care of a child? Don’t you wanna practise with a pet rock first?” You lightly punched him in the chest for that and he had his signature smirk on his face.

He is honestly neutral on the aspect of having kids, he is not against it but also it was never his dream of having them, so he is fine with whatever you want.

Just like Kenma he would probably only have one kid, with his Job as a Volleyballplayer and everything he isn’t home that often, so if you had more than one kid he would feel guilty leaving you home alone with them.

Tsukki is probably the first one from Karasuno to have a kid, so he is smug about the fact that he is ‘better’ than the others in that regard.

The first team reunion after you two had your child will have him holding his child proudly, while he tells all the others how slow they are for not having kids yet, which has everyone rolling their eyes. He is very proud of his kid so that he will hold it up Lion King style so everyone can admire it.

Unluckily though he miscalculated the height of the ceiling and bonked your kids head on it, which left everyone in the room in a stunned silence (True story from my infant days, my dad did this exact thing with me)

You had made him change every diaper for 2 weeks for the heart attack he gave you with that, even if your kid was fine and wasn’t hurt.

Tsukki and you switch every night who is going to read your kid, while you pick different topics every time, he only ever chooses dinosaur stories to read to your kid.

Speaking of dinosaurs, Tsukki once claimed he had to educate your kid on certain things while you went out grocery shopping, when you came back you saw that the thing he was educating your child on was “The land before time” which made you smile.

Now no matter if the child is biologically yours or adopted, it somehow interhits his sass, which means you will be surrounded by two sassy little pieces of shit (affectionate).

Though you get both of them to calm down their sass by offering them some strawberry cake if they stop, it surprisingly works better on Tsukki then on your kid, who would have thought?

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nubisaureus · 9 months

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Been having KuroKen x reader brainrot lately so here ya go, some spicy headcanons for y'all!

character(s): Kuroo and Kenma (timeskip)

pairing(s): KuroKen x afab!reader

contents: polyship (Kuroo x Kenma x reader), domestic shenanigans, cuddles, finger fucking, drooling, neck kissing

a/n: YALL DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND THE BRAINROT THATS CONSUMING ME I NEEDED TO WRITE THIS SO BADLY AAAAAAH

not proofread!

Enjoy! <3

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they're both completely smitten with you

Kenma is very clingy; he loves playing games while you two are hugging: he rests his head on your shoulder, while you basically nap on him

you and Kuroo are the ones to remind Kenma to eat and sleep properly: he'd even forget to drink water without you

Kuroo loves to tease Kenma just to get on his nerves; and that is usually done by giving you attention: he gets jealous super easily

of course it's healthy jealousy: they love competing for your attention, and overwhelming you with theirs

Kenma is a very interesting switch; his sex drive isn't high, but when he's in either a dommy mood or subby mood you can rest assured that things are gonna get steamy

as for Kuroo, he loves going with the flow: he definitely isn't a sub, yet doesn't mind when Kenma takes the lead

Kenma loves making you both writhe for him: he'll usually make Kuroo watch as he makes you feel good, then have him be desperate for release

on the other side, when Kuroo takes the lead, he loves to tag team on you with Kenma: they'll overwhelm you so badly that you won't even know left from right

«Look, Kuroo. Look how good they're feeling because of me.» he shoves two fingers in your pussy, making you writhe and ache for him to move. His clothes feel electric on your naked skin: it's humiliating that they are both still in their clothes, in a way; yet it also feels arousing. Besides, they'd get naked soon enough. Kuroo looks at the whole scene, while kneeling in front of the bed: your pussy spread out in front of him, yet he's forbidden from touching you, not until Kenma's sadism issatisfied. His fingers move in and out, while Kuroo is basically drooling: when he's satisfied, he tentatively danglesthem in front of Kuroo, a smirk plastered where his usual poker face stands. «Want a taste, Kuroo?» he teases, and shoves his fingers in his mouth, while Kuroo sucks on them like he was a man dying from thirst who had been offered water on the brink of his death.

just thinking about what transpired that night makes you wet still to this day

you usually end up sandwiched between the two of them when you're watching something or just cuddling

as you're cuddling, Kuroo would usually be the one to support you both: you usually lay on him, your head resting on his chest while he uses one hand to stroke your hair and the other to stroke any part of Kenma's body he can reach from his position

Kenma usually lays on top of you, with his head on your tummy, as he uses your chest as a console stand for his Switch (a/n the console this time BAHAHAHA)

as he plays on top of you, you love running your hands in his hair: you usually undo his bun, untangling his hair, then run your fingers through it, admiring the little goosebumps that surface on his skin, along with the little shivers he desperately tries to hide

that's just one of your cuddling positions though: another one you particularly love is when you rest your head on Kenma's lap, while Kuroo lays on you

in those times, your hands are in his hair, messing his bed head even more, although he doesn't particularly mind: he's laying on you after all

meanwhile Kenma is obviously playing a game, but will choose a chill one, which gives him the time to stroke your hair and look at you both with an embarrassed face, while Kuroo will tease him about that (a/n i need Kenma blushing in my life so badly-)

you take care of them both, and they take care of you as well

«Kenma..stop sitting like you're a question mark, please» you grab him by the neck, much like a cat, and pull him backwards, as to make him sit up straight. «He'll never learn, love. He'll end up hunched up like a croissant.» you let out a giggle, while the blond shots Kuroo a deadly look. «What? It's the truth, Kenma.» he kisses you, shooting him a challenging look. «Oh come on Kuroo, he'll get even grumpier than usual.» you kiss the blond's frown, and his face relaxes immediately. «I'm not grumpy...» he protests, as Kuroo lowers himself to stare at him dead in the eyes. «Bullshit. But since you're cute, I guess I'll let it slide this one time.» and kisses him, making the frown come back as he focuses on his game again. «I need to finish this video and you both are distracting me. Don't you have anything better to do?» he huffs, his puffed cheeks making you and Kuroo erupt in a loud laugh. «Sure, we can do each other.» he retorts, his shit eating grin making you shake your head. You loved those two dorks to death.

it's safe to say his gameplay took less than usual that day

Your predicament is such: you pressed between the two of them, your head resting on Kenma's shoulder while he passionately kisses your neck. Kuroo looks at the two of you, taking in the sight of the people he loves most in the world. Your necks are his weakness: he can't hold on any longer. When his mouth clashes with your neck, you can't help but let out a loud moan, your hands instinctively reaching for his hair, using it as leverage to shove his face deeper on yourself. «Something wrong, babe? You seem worked up.» he teases, while Kenma continues incessantly, his arms reaching to hug you from behind, his hands wandering around. «Seriously, Kuroo?» your breath is ragged, so instead of coming out as an angry question, it comes out as more of a whine. «I'm as serious as it gets, babe. So?» he licks an undefined spot, making you squirm in the very small available space between their bodies. You try to catch your breath. «How could I be composed when I have my two boyfriends ravaging my neck?» you blurt out, as they both chuckle.

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iwachansfavbb · 7 months

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Doing Kenma's Makeup (drabble)

You always told kenma how pretty he'd look with makeup and he finally relented one day and let you do as you please with his face. You sat him down in front of the vanity but couldn't get the angle right for the eyeliner for some reason. Suddenly kenma grabbed you and made you sit on his lap, you were stunned at first but giggled and realised it was the perfect spot for doing his eyeliner. His face was bright red as he blushed and you teased him bout how he didn't even need blush coz of how red he looked right now. You pecked him when you were done with his eyeliner and proceeded to apply mascara, blush and a nude lipstick that complemented him well along with some neutral eyeshadow that wasn't too bold on him and God did he look pretty. You couldn't stop yourself from grabbing his face and kissing him harshly. At first he was shocked but slowly eased into the kiss which soon turned into a make out session. When you finally broke for air,his lipstick was all smudged up. You giggled as you said that you ruined it but he bashfully admitted that he loved you doing his makeup if it gonna end up like this 🤭

A/N:- I've a kenma brainrot and I just couldn't help myself hehehe 🥴🤭🥰 THANK YOU FOR ALL THE LOVE Y'ALL HAVE SHOWN THIS OMG😭😭🥺🥺 I TRULY DIDN'T EXPECT THIS AT ALL😭😭 I appreciate all the likes and reblogs <3 ME RN AAAH,TAKE ALL MY LOVE MWAH🥰💖

#haikyuu x reader #haikyuu fluff #hq scenarios #hq kenma #kenma fluff #kenma x reader #kozuki momonosuke #kenma #haikyuu nekoma #haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu blurbs

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kazemi-archive · 3 months

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WIP Tag game

tyty @tetzoro and @jinchuls for tagging me.... there's so many i decided just a new post.....

Rules: Post the names of all the files in your wip folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them and then post a little snippet of it or tell them something about it! Tag as many people as you have WIPS.

below the cut bc i'm insane?

Bodyguard AU folder >> 1. rich boy!suna 2. 24 more parts of bodyguard!mattsun all named pt 13, pt 14... etc.

Faerie AU folder >> 3. faerie!osamu x consort!reader 4. faerie!daichi x goddess!reader 5. faerie!suna x kitsune!reader 6. nekomata!kuroo x seijoh!princess 7. human!tsukki x faerie!reader 8. faerie!seijoh 9. fukurodani 10. 10ish more parts of faerie prince!kita all named pt 14, pt 15... etc.

Liberosis folder >> 11. Reality Check pt.1 & pt.2 12. The Wise(asse)st of Us All 13. Coming Clean 14. We've Been Idiots All Along

Side Effects folder >> 15. I Tried to Quit 16. I Get So High 17. Losing Sleep 18. I Don't Want This to End

19. People Watching folder - Multi-Character HQ Series 20. Summer Intern folder - Kita Series 21. You Wanna Play Psycho Killer folder - Ghostface!Mattsun 22. After Midnight - Suna 23. Devil or God - Iwaizumi 24. Itadakimasu - Sanji 25. Kita/Mattsun threesome 26. Lingerie - Shoko 27. Look at Me - Suna 28. Pancakes for Dinner - Beelzebub 29. Pay Attention - Dabi 30. Samu/Suna sandwich 31. Solipsism - Sugawara 32. Ushijima x spit kink 33. Yellow Light - Megumi

there is.... also a folder labeled "ideas" that are just concepts......

including:

34. And Many More - Kyoutani 35. Atsumu/Oikawa Threesome 36. Atsumu/Sugawara Threesome 37. Baseball AU - Multi-Character HQ 38. Beel Smut 39. Bf!Suna & Bff!Tendou Threesome 40. Bf!Tendou & Ushijima Threesome 41. Single Dad!hq / Breeding Kink!hq 42. Desiderium Sequel - Oikawa 43. Devil's Bargain - ??? 44. Domestic Life w Tendou 45. Fireman!AU - Multi-Character HQ 46. First and Last - Jean 47. In Another Life - Yaku & Lev 48. In My Head - Iwaizumi 49. Kenma x OF!gf 50. Kuroo's Tie 51. Lucifer Smut 52. Massage Therapist!Matsukawa 53. Mattsun x Makki x Echo x Kaze 54. Mattsun picking up little siblings from school 55. MSBY Osamu & Atsumu 56. Other Thoughts (unorganized ideas brought to you by me & wendy aka @/northofneverland scattered brainrot messages) 57. Poly!roomies - Suna, Osamu, Kita, Matsukawa 58. School Workers!AU - Multi-Character HQ 59. Seijoh 4 Roommates 60. Seijoh 4 x Manager 61. Semi x Aims & Tendou x Kaze 62. Tan Lines - Tendou 63. Tendou in Paris 64. The Color Blue - Bokuto 65. The Other Side of The Screen - Kenma 66. TikTok Neighbor!Mattsun 67. Your Best Interest in Mind - Suna & Tendou

and the newest editions:

68. brother-in-law!choso 69. uncle-in-law!toji 70. father-in-law!nanami 71. yuuji & sukuna

tagging people in this feels like a crime..... so.... open tags. also feel free to come talk to me about these

#𓇻 games #also #𓇻 ideas

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collin-thegreat · 1 year

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Welcome To my blog

I'm Collin, I'm 18, but I'll be turning 19 in May.

just your regular emo, weeb chick.

I update this post anytime i finish a draft

I refuse to interact with Minors and ageless blogs because I don't feel comfortable interacting with these types of blogs they will be blocked as well, my old content may not have mentioned "minors do not interact" but that doesn't mean interact with any of my content if you are one.

I consider minors as below 18

this is a blog about mostly anime, and I will eventually be writing fanfics, one-shots for many anime guys and girls requests are open, as well as brainrots 😝 I take fluff, smut, not big on angst but I will write angst for certain characters, for these guys, girls, and more.

There are characters from some of these below that I will only write platonic and fluff and maybe angst (depending on the character you choose) cuz I don't feel comfortable doing any smut for them cuz I do not see them as someone other than innocent

Jujutsu Kaisen

Gojo Satoru done- birthday drabble Toji Fushiguro Nanami Kento in progress- Nsfw Headcanons Megumi Fushiguro Sukuna Ryomen done- nsfw headcanons Naoyo Zenin Toge Inumaki yuuta Itadori Yuuji Nobara geto Choso Mei Mei Maki Zenin Mai Zenin

Haikyuu

Sakusa Kiyoomi (my mans/daddy) done- sfw headcanons done- NSFW headcanons done- part1 of sakusa birthday one-shot Atsumu Miya (pretty boy #3) Osamu Miya (Better twin) in progress- NSFW Headcannons Kita Shinsuke(pretty boy #4) Suna Rintarou(pretty fox boy) done- NSFW Headcanons done- SFW Headcannons futakuchi Aone Oikawa Tooru(pretty door) Terushima(daddy) Ushijima Wakatoshi(Buff daddy#1) Iwaizumi Hajime(buff daddy #2) in progress- NSFW Headcannons Done- Music Drabble Bokuto Koutoru (buff daddy #3) Daichi (Buff Daddy #4) Yaku done- Music drabble Kuroo Tetsuro(daddy rooster) Done: music drabble Akaashi Keiji (Pretty boy #1) Yamamoto done- Music drabble Kageyama Tobio(Pretty boy #2) Tendou Satori (Kinnie #1) Semi Semi Daishou Lev Sugawara Done- sfw/fluffy headcanons Tsukishima (salt boyo) Kenma done- music drabble shoyo (platonic only. this could change in the future) if you want others request

Naruto

Kakashi itachi sasuke naruto

Fairy tale

gray fullbuster natsu dragoneel rogue sting laxsus Mira Cana Erza Sting cobra/eric lyon gajeel juvia jallal

Obey Me

Lucifer done- sfw headcanons done- nsfw headcanons Diavolo levi mammon Beelzebub done- Nsfw Headcanons belphie barbatos satan solomon asmo simeon luke (PLATONIC ONLY)

Spy x Family

Loid yor

Demon Slayer

Muzan akaza douma tanjiro inosuke shinobu rengoku uzui obanai giyuu zenitsu kanea

Balance Unlimited

Daisuke Haru

Mha

Bakugou not done- sfw headcanons not done- NSFW headcanons Shoto Dabi hawks Aizawa midoriya denki kirishima Overhaul Shinsou twice tamaki monoma Present Mic Tetsutetsu Shindo Sero Ojiro will add more when I get the drafts done❤

attack on titan

Levi Ackerman done- sfw headcanons done- NSFW headcanons Eren Jaegar mikasa Erwin Hanji

bungo stray dogs

Osamu Dazai Chuuya Atsushi Ranpo Akutagawa Doppo

hunter x hunter

Chrollo hisoka illumi feitan gon (platonic only) Killua (Platonic only)

Nijisanji En

Vox Akuma Ike Eveland Ren Zotto done- NSFW headcanons Uki Shu Luca done- clingy reader on period fluff Mysta Aster Sonny Hex Haywire Fulgar Alban Doppio Ver Vanta Claude shoto zali Yugo Kyo(platonic only) the girls are only platonic that's why I didn't put them but I will write anything platonic for the girls

Genshin boys

Zhongli done- NSFW headcanons

Diluc Xiao Neuvillette Wriothesley done- NSFW headcanons razor(Platonic only) albedo kazuha Kaeya Childe Alhaitham Itto Wanderer Kaveh Cyno Gorou(Platonic only) Ayato pantanlone Zandik(Dottore)

Tokyo Ghoul

Ken Kaneki Touka Kirishima Hideyoshi Ayato Kirishima Koutarou if there are more you want just ask

Honkai Star rail Boys

if you have more just DM me and request

blade dan Heng dan heng imbibitor Lunae Gepard Sampo in progress- Nsfw Headcanons Jing Yuan Dr. Ratio Aventurine

Argenti

Luka

Loucha

Welt boothill

Gallagher will add more to this one once I know and figure out their names

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krisdreaming · 2 years

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How they respond when you ask if they would still love you if you were a worm

Featuring a miscellaneous collection of boys

A/N: Please enjoy my brainrot. I thought about it, so now you have to too. The boy in all caps for each response is the one that I thought of first :3

― "Would you still love me if I was a worm?"

Vows that he would find a way to turn himself into a worm so that you could live out the rest of your lives together

BOKUTO KOUTAROU, Hinata Shouyou, Tanaka Ryuunosuke, Nishinoya Yuu, Yamamoto Taketora, Tendou Satori, Haiba Lev

"Of course I would." (He's saying it solely because he knows it's what you want to hear, but y'know, it still works.)

SAWAMURA DAICHI, Akaashi Keiji, Iwaizumi Hajime, Yamaguchi Tadashi, Ennoshita Chikara, Asahi Azumane, Miya Osamu, Yaku Morisuke, Kita Shinsuke, Aran Ojiro, Semi Eita

"No." (He's a liar)

TSUKISHIMA KEI, Sakusa Kiyoomi, Suna Rintarou, Matsukawa Issei

Blinks at you slowly because honestly, he can't even formulate a response

USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI, Kageyama Tobio, Kozume Kenma, torn between putting Kita here instead

Laughs and says, "You're so adorable," before pulling you in for a kiss (joke's on him, because you're still going to circle back to that one later)

SUGAWARA KOUSHI, Kuroo Tetsurou, Oikawa Tooru, Hanamaki Takahiro, Miya Atsumu

#Haikyuu #Haikyuu fluff #Haikyuu crack #Haikyuu x reader #Haikyuu x you #not tagging all these boys #lmao #feel like I'm missing someone tho?

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millenialfanfictionaddiction · 2 years

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So like hi again momm 👋

I'm currently having a Nekoma brainrot, mainly kenma but yeah 😔👏

I saw you're re-opening your requests soon though so I might come and request smth for Nekoma ✌

anywayyy I was playing with my brother's hair and I just thought about how Nekoma would react to y/n playing with their hair 🥺

Kenma absolutely loves it, he doesn't say anything though 😭 he's probably playing on his psp or whatever lol

But if y/n ever happened to pull away he'd stop you, bringing your hands back as he says: "Don't leave, I like it when you play with my hair.." 🤧

Kuroo would have that stupid smug smirk on his face, but ik we all love it 😗 ne ways I'm sure he finds it relaxing and loves how soft she's treating him 🥺

He probably goes: "oh~? Seems like someone wants to play with my hair, hm?"

"Play with it all you want, chibi-chan" take my money omg 😳😳

Okay hear me out Yamamoto doesn't have proper hair to play with but y/n does not care 🏃‍♀️💨

Although Yamamoto is so flustered 😔 he's like putty in y/n's hands now ✋💀

he also finds it relaxing and can't wait to tell everyone about it "Y/N I LOVE YOU" - Yamamoto 😭

Yaku and Kai are just smiling, they LOVE what y/n's doing 🤧

I'm sure they find it relaxing as well, but at the same time they think this is the perfect time to just talk to y/n 👆 our lovable third years are so cute istg 😭

Lev is all for it HE LOVES IT OMG he'll ask you to do it for him over and over again 😌

he finds it so relaxing y'know just taking a break from being dropkicked by yaku 💅

"That feels nice, Y/n-chan! Could you do it again?"

Inuoka is ngl surprised about the action, but he accepts it nonetheless.

He really likes that y/n's playing with his hair, it makes him feel relaxed and calm ✨

"A-ah.. Play with my hair, Y/n-chan? I don't mind.. "

Shibayama and Fukunaga are honestly cool with it ✊ shibayama was a bit shy to the idea for a second though 😭

Honestly it feels so so relaxing.. Your hands touching their hair so softly.. They love it 😗

They won't hesitate to ask you to do it again though 👏

Shjshjshsj I love Nekoma sm lol 💞💞

Omg I freaking love this!!! I've done some where Nekoma had a manager who knew how to braid hair and Kenma would be in LOVE with this!!! Im personally obsessed with hair (weird yes but like give me that ok 😅) so I'd love playing with Kenma's hair!!!

Also I love Nekoma to DEATH! They are one of my top 3 favorite teams!! And I need season 5 of Haikyu NOW!!!

#veeaxx #my lovely bbys #follower headcannons

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twinkinspector · 1 year

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A calico cat purred to me and told me you have a kenma brainrot rn?

hi hi <3

that cat was CORRECT!! i fear it might be fatal………….. i have too many thoughts at the moment and not one of them is holy wkcjsodjek

i think i have haikyuu brainrot in general right now but SPECIFICALLY my boy <3

#evening q #kenmarot

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ofherlionheart · 2 years

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are u… cheating on atla? 😨 (/j)

lmaoooo i like to think i have an open relationship with all media ✌️🤪

jokes aside, i'm still working on atla things :) and am always happy to talk atla! at the same time, this hasn't been an atla-exclusive blog for several months now lol so. welcome to my rebranded home, "juggling blorbos"

#my old theme was getting buggy and i have nanami brainrot rn so i decided 2 birds 1 stone instead of Doing My Job today #also real talk while i enjoy the atla fics that im still working on #my brain has been itching to dig into some new chars/new dynamics for months now #i feel like i have a legit backlog of daisuga iwaoi wangxian and now itafushi n satoru/nanami Thoughts™#idk the ship names for gojo/nanami or kenma/kuroo #daichi is a scared homebody in a way that zukka is not #oikawa is a vain brat and i don't think i've ever had the joy of trying to write that kind of character w/ nuance #wangxian is also so so so so different from zukka. mdzs is so diff from atla #s1 fushi seems pissed that he fell for itadori on first site and im fascinated by itadori's brand of himbo (zukka is decidedly not himbos)#also i desperately want a 'my bf's best friend fucking hates me' short fic b/c todo's funny as fck #i also think getting into kenma or satoru's headspaces would be tricky for me #nanami would be fascinating and also uh. kinda a DILF #wow sorry for the essay in the tags #OH also nobara and maki. that looks Fun omg #idk dude zukka has become such a soft and considerate and loving space in my head #that now i kinda want to play w/ the complete opposite #disaster couple actively destroying each other's live for 3/4 of the plot #and they're still snippy and mean even after they get together #mxtx said hey look at this fckn tragedy and my writer brain went God I Wish That Were Me (writing the tragedy lol)#do i even have the sustained patience to write a tragedy? probably not #tl;dr ive been too nice to blorbos for too long. time to start horse plinkoing

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imarizaki · 3 years

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kenma loves you.

he loves you with all of his heart.

however, as much as he loved you, he could not, would not, let you do what you were about to do.

kenma has always respected every choice you’ve made. after all, it was never his intention to deprive you of your free will. he figured he’d let you do as you pleased as long as it didn’t involve you getting possibly hurt.

he knew that what he was about to do would make you mad. still, he saw no other way of possibly stopping what could happen next if he didn’t intervene. he’d rather deal with you being mad at him than you being sad because you couldn’t get past the scenario.

he slowly snaked his hands around your arms to try and pry the controller from your grasp.

kenma could feel his anxiety skyrocket every time you so much as flinched whilst he was slowly, yet steadily reaching for the controller. he felt as if everything would come crashing down on him if you realized what he was doing. still, he would do whatever he had to in order to prevent you from heading over to vah naboris before any of the other divine beasts.

even so, as sneaky as he was being, he should have known that there was no way you wouldn’t have noticed how his hands had moved from your stomach to your own hands.

you quickly tried moving the controller out of his grasp, but kenma’s reflexes were far above your speed level. so it was no surprise when you saw his hands envelop yours and you felt him slowly loosening your grip on the object in your hands.

you clicked your tongue, “kenma, i thought you said i could play the way i wanted and that you wouldn’t intervene!”

he pressed a kiss between your shoulder blades before wrestling the controller out of your hands, “i know, y/n.” he readjusted his grip on the controller, “but i can’t just stay still if i see you head into immediate danger.”

if it were another moment, your heart would have fluttered. if it were another moment.

you crane your head to glare at him, “you said the order in which i freed the divine beasts wouldn’t matter!”

kenma sighed, “y/n.” he rests his arms on your stomach, “everyone knows that doing urbosa’s dungeon first is suicide.”

“well, i obviously didn’t know that!”

“i know. which is exactly why i’m doing what i like to call a little ‘divine intervention’.” he opened the map, and transported himself over to the shrine in kakariko village.

you looked at the screen in confusion, “what are you doing?”

“we’re getting more heart containers.”

you settled yourself in against chest, “i can see that, but why are you heading over to zora’s domain?”

kenma felt himself relax as soon as your back made contact against his chest. he’d be lying if he said he wasn’t worried about you being mad, but seeing as how you easily made yourself comfortable, it was safe to assume your frustration was short-lived.

he furrowed his brows as he fought against a moblin, “if you’re going to do the quest for vah naboris, you at least need mipha’s grace.”

you hummed at his explanation, “well then, lead the way, oh great kodzuken.”

kenma softly chuckled and he pressed a kiss against the back of your head. he was relieved you weren’t too mad about his intervention.

the only thing he could hope for was that he wouldn’t need to intervene again when you fought against thunderblight ganon.

ᴡᴏʀᴅ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ: 604!!

#kenma fluff #hq fluff #kenma x reader #kenma kozume #kozume kenma #hq kenma #haikyuu x reader #hq fanfiction #haikyuu fluff #i'm sorry #i added quite a bit of zelda terminology #but fr vah naboris' quest sucks #if u play botw #do all of the other things before going there #anyways #gaming with kenma <3 #i have a kenma brainrot <3 #mari.writes彡📝

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ellewords · 3 years

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https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdRU4b4V/

koganegawa and lev would be puppies 🥺

also, would love to see the chaos that would ensue if atsumu and oikawa met. whether they end up being friends or enemies, it’s gonna be good

-tiktok anon

pls ??? the way i would literally give up everything to see every single one of those duos interact 😫 oikawa + tsumu and aone + ushijima especially !!! ngl i would just love to be in the same room as either of those duos,,, like enjoying the relaxed silence of aojima or the undistilled chaos of oitsumu :<<

#i also like the idea of kunimi and kenma getting along hehe #mostly bec i kinda have brainrot for those two rn #💘 — love elle!#🎐 — tiktok anon! <3

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bkts-main · 3 years

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akaashi kiss me challenge

#i have had brainrot for the past 3 days #KENMA TOO????? HELP???#GRRRRR #🧧—hey lol

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jotatetsuken · 2 years

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How about 18 for kuroo?

Thank you nonnie for asking me this!! I've been having a Tetsuro brainrot (then again, when don’t I have a Tetsuro brainrot hehe) and y'all know how much I love him hehe. So here's some Tetsuro Kuroo headcanons :D also, manga spoilers under the cut. Also, bear with me that this is a long post, but I love him, and I need to give him the exposition he deserves ♥️

@mrskenmakozume @quirrrky @beware-of-the-rogue @saltyvanilla @hyeque @tetsoorou @oikawas-milk-bread

Character Headcanon Asks

18) Special talents they have

Hmm....we know that Kuroo goes to 3-4 in 2012, which basically means that he goes for college prep classes, which means academically he’s very smart, even though otherwise he’s a big dork who loves to play volleyball. It’s given that his athleticism leaves you in awe. I mean, according to chapter 318 in the manga, he played soccer along with volleyball as a kid. But I believe one of the ways he’s attained the good height that he has, is because he also played basketball, and I reckon he was very good on the defense side, aka, a good point guard. Oh, and there’s a post in Tumblr that does a beautiful job of exposition of chapter 318, if y’all wanna know, this is the post.

In this, there’s a particular manga panel, where Kenma’s father asks Kuroo as to why he doesn’t invite Kenma to play soccer with him, and Kuroo replies that “when Kenma decides he likes something, he pours his soul into it.” He’s good at reading people, everyone. He was shy growing up and had difficulty communicating, and my headcanon of another special talent that he had psychology as one of his subjects growing up, causing him to be able to understand why people think the way they think.

Which brings me to another special talent: he’s great at debates. He seems like a researcher to me. So, I believe he’s good at taking a stance on something and coming up with great points for speaking and for rebuttal.

I have other points in mind too, like:

If he were to be in a band, he’d either be a drummer or a guitarist, ‘cause he’d be good at deciphering how the song begins and come up with a riff or a drumming tune accordingly.

He may be good in chemistry (cue docosahexeanoic acid), but I can argue that he’s better in maths and eventually economics (I know I made the same argument for Suguru Geto, but this is in accordance with Kuroo’s timeskip job)

To attribute to his dorky side of things, he kind of reminds me of my cousin who used to do this: burp out the alphabets, but here, Kuroo would burp out the elements of the periodic table XD

#shyna appreciates her anons #talk to aisha #Shyna’s ask games #tetsurou kuroo #kuroo headcanons #kuroo tetsurou #long post warning #manga spoilers #Shyna has spoilers for Haikyuu #shyna muses #haikyuu spoilers

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kozu-chan · 2 years

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skirts (kenma x fem!reader)

uhhhh idk what i'm doing this is kinda just brainrot so...

content warnings: uhhh fem!reader, a peck?? can be interpreted as platonic or romantic idk whatever u want?? implied that kenma is borrowing ur clothes but ig that's it <3

pls enjoy this i wrote it off the top of my head instead of working on literally anything and everything...

kenma can't believe you dragged him into this. it took a whopping offer of an apple pie, two new video games, and convincing kuroo to let kenma skip a day of practice for him to agree, but now he's standing in front of you, humiliated, donned in one of your crop tops and a skirt.

"i look ridiculous." kenma murmurs under his breath, rolling his eyes when you giggle and beg him to let you take a picture.

"please kenma!! just one little picture? one teensy little picture please i promise i won't show anyone!! you just look so good!! please i'll even stop calling you annoying nicknames just let me take a picture!!" at this point you're on your knees begging the setter to let you take even a single picture of him in a skirt to remember the moment.

"really? you're that desperate? n/n this is getting ridiculous. you don't have to do anything, just take the picture." kenma huffs and subtly angles himself so you can take a good picture.

"kenma!" you squeal and shoot up out of excitement (rip ur knees tho lol). "thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you!!" you wrap your arms around him and peck his cheek. "ahhhh you look so good!! smile kenma!" you take the picture and gush over him, oblivious to the faint blush on the boy's face.

maybe he doesn't regret wearing your skirt at all.

#haikyuu #haikyuu!!#haikyuu fluff #kenma #kozume kenma #kenma fluff #kenma imagine #hq kenma #kenma drabble #kenma x reader #he's adorable #screaming and crying #why can't he be real #blushy baby 🥺#pls kenma in a crop top and skirt would be so cute

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manjiroro · 2 years

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Spread love today!!! Tag your favorite writers (close or not close) and say whats your personal favorite fics/hcs from them ❀

OOO ALRIGHTT just a note this contains nsfw writers as well, they will have a * next to them so minors PLEASE DO NOT click on them and i have multiple favourite fics so its gonna be hard 😔😔

@softshiin - so damn into you although i req this its super cute and makes me so soft <//3

* @kazuwhora - cockwarming THIS ONE THIS ONE ESP THE KOKO ONE I CANNOT GET IT OUT MY HEAD 😩

* @p-antomime - birthday sex this one too- i 😔 i really love this one and i- 😩

* @sanzuchi - sugar daddy ran honestly all of aly’s ran works are really good but i chose this one is because it was the peak of our ran brainrot <//3

@elychee - dejavu although im not really into genshin as of now i really love the idea and the writing for this series :3

* @novaresque - i guess you fell into the wrong hands NO CUZ I RMB READING THIS IN CLASS AND HAD TO TAKE A BREATHER IT WAS SO HOT IN THAT CLASS AFT READING THIS-

@hanemiso - telling them you ate glass NO CUZ I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF THIS IS VERY FUNNY JWNSND

@bokutotaro - kenma having a crush on reader because :(( i love kenma soso much

#kai’s 💌#🧸 anon #yesyes #im sorry if i missed out anyone #KWKSMMS IM SORRY

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ranalatus · 2 years

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DNI and Rules ☁️

Are you..

POC, LGTBQ+/ALLY, 13+, A XIAOBEDO SHIPPER <3, a multishipper, a fan of mxtx works (tgcf, mdzs, svsss) <3, a fan of alice in borderland, A KENMA/AKAASHI/ANY SETTER KINNIE <3, a haikyuu fan, a manhwa reader <3, A SAKUATSU SHIPPER <3, a signora enthusiast <3, a fatui apologist, AN INSO'S LAW FAN <3, A CALE HENITUSE ENTHUSIAST <3, and/or just a GENERALLY NICE and NON-TOXIC person?

Then feel free to talk to me and be my friend!

Are you..

toxic, r@cist, s3xi$t, a m!sogyn!st, h0m0phob!c, anti-human rights for wtv dumb reason, a p3d0phile and/or someone who promotes and supports p3d0philia?

Then please, DO NOT INTERACT.

— As of now, I only write for Genshin Impact

I write for most of the cast (except Inazuma because I haven't done that yet-) and I am open to writing either platonic or romantic! I can either write x reader or character x character <3

Some of my personal favorites ↓

Romantic → xiao!!, albedo!!, la signora!, eula

Platonic → klee!!, bennett!!, qiqi, razor, diluc + kaeya (sibling reader and those two getting along bcs istg)

Some AUs i'd like to post about ↓

SAGAU!!, streamer!au!!, modern!au, manhwa!au

— I am not obligated to answer your requests. I already have a hard time finishing works on my own volition, I don't need people pressuring me to write what they want to see all the time. I do this for fun! I will accept you guys sending in your brainrots for us to talk about them, but do not expect me to always write a fully-fledged fic or drabble about it.

— I WILL NOT WRITE SMUT. I cannot write it, and I cannot learn for the life of me 😭

— The genres I am open to writing for are..

shit ton of crack!!, fluff!!, angst!!, polyamory!!, general!, non-yandere, yandere and light gore

— The genres I will not write are..

smut, p3d0philia, inc3st/stepc3st, r@pe, n0n-c0n, or anything of the like I have mentioned

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