#i have autographed my wanted poster several times. im seducing the kings knights. im drinking poison. im never going to die

[lancelotdeservedbetter]

same energy

#what an absolute madlad #where is magic banned? camelot #where am i gonna go? camelot #am i gonna do magic? publicly? with extremely transparent lies for excuses? you bet your sweet ass #and not only am i going to routinely perform capital offences #i am going to do it within ten feet of a member of the royal family #you know that royal family with the blood vendetta against all magic that one #i bully the kings son now and he pays me to do it #i have autographed my wanted poster several times. im seducing the kings knights. im drinking poison. im never going to die #bbc merlin