#i have been playing the remakes

[ir-dr]

Day 3416 - 11 December 2022

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A commission for Leolee!

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#projecttiger #final fantasy vii #aerith gainsborough #commission things #HEHE TYSM AGAIIN!!! #UE UE UE.. MISS AERITH... I LOVE YOU..THIS WAS A TREAT TO WORK ON.. #i have not actually gotten round to playing the remake yet i keep saying i will but its. been literal years #smooches aerith gently darling i love you and i wish you could have had a better- [ muffled crying in the distance ]

[jeliwyre]

contracted clouditis its where im in love with cloud strife

#as i have been for like 15+ yrs but im just now playing ff7 remake lol #ff7 #ff7 cloud #cloud strife #final fantasy fanart #final fantasy #final fantasy 7 #my art #art #digital art #original art

[tabooiart]

my emo daughter and i are having a great vacation in spain

#my art #fanart #resident evil #resident evil 4 #re4 #re4 remake #leon s kennedy #ashley graham #leon resident evil #ashley re4 #idk just trying to cover all my bases with my tags #this was so fun to draw!!! went outside of my usual style and had a blast #love me some thick chunky lineart #yeah ive been playing re4r lately its v fun #did i have to get a new xbox just to play it because my old one was almost 10 years old? yes. #did i get the deluxe edition of the game almost exclusively for the casual outfits? also yes. #for this drawing i did like. leons normal outfit with the casual jacket on top #because i LOVE the casual outfits jacket but i also rlly like the utility straps n pouches and holsters #with the power of art i can have both #anyways live laugh love emo ashley goodnight everyone

[mountainshroom]

He is the biggest dork of gaming

#resident evil #resident evil 4 #leon s kennedy #leon kennedy #art #fanart #my art #sketches #I'M ALIVE BTW #i've been watching playthroughs of the new resident evil 4 remake and like #it is so good i want to play it myself #the love i have for this sad cheesy one liner man is huge tho so :)

[rocktis]

fanon my beloved vs. fanon my beloathed

beloved - zack's nicknames for cloud (spikey, sunshine, cloudy, etc) - kunsel has hacked into shinra's database and could cause massive damage to the company on a whim by tapping a few keys beloathed - "zack's so stupid lol he's such a himbo" - "cloud's just a cocky asshole who doesn't care about anything but money and himself"

#kunsel #zack fair #cloud strife #crisis core #final fantasy vii #final fantasy vii remake #these are just a couple examples #there are some things i really love about fanon but #some of the stuff i see in fics makes me wonder if we played the same game #free my man (zack) he has adhd #free my man (cloud) he has autism #they've both got a ton of trauma too #also cloud's got a gap in his development from being stuffed into a pod of magical goo at 16 and being stuck there for years #he didnt have any friends growing up either #i rarely see people talk about these developmental gaps and that can really change how someone interacts with people #but like cloud deeply loves all of his friends even though he's awkward at showing it #he only knew jessie biggs and wedge for a few days and he cared about them all so much already! #cloud isnt even actually cocky either #but he's got a lot going on with his identity and memory that i could write a novel about so i'll stop here #dont even get me started on people thinking zack is an idiot #there's already been a lot written on the subject of zack's adhd so i will refrain from going off about it #okay done rambling for now

[heloflor]

Was thinking a bit about how “The Devil’s Playhouse” has a lot more comedy than people make it out to be, and while especially thinking about “The Penal Zone” I realized this episode is actually very very very very gay. Like, I’m pretty sure it’s the Telltale episode with the highest amount of gay moments (205 is second on this list, what with Sam getting catcalled by a moleman, Max flirting with Mr. Reaperphone, the whole bachelor party, Peppers etc).

I think what I really like about those moments is that it’s a great example of normalization. The characters are incredibly casual about it, talking about gay relationships the exact same way one would talk about straight relationships, it’s really neat to see! Especially considering that this game was made in 2010, a whooping 5 years before gay marriage was legal in the whole US. It's crazy and great how much they were able to get away with!

(Screenshots of all these moments with timestamps (and quotes) under the cut. To have as little pics as possible, only a small section of each dialogue is taken. And to have a limit of two screenshots per pic max, some dialogues that are cut in two parts in-game have the second part pasted under the first. The timestamps puts you at the beginning of each conversation. All footage from NapalmX717 with the screenshots in chronological order of this video)

Max: “What can I say, Sam? Alien ships love to abduct me. It’s not my fault I look so probe-able.” (9:44)

Sam: “Nice work, little buddy! Make sure you wait three days to call, or he’ll thing you’re desperate.” (11:47)

Max: “Well, he IS pretty charismatic, Sam. And he’s from space, which is a plus. But you’re the only hairy, overweight, domineering control freak I need, Sam.” (20:38)

Sam: “I don’t need to go to another planet for a methane rich environment, as long as I’ve got you, pal.”

Max: “That’s really sweet and obvious, Sam.” (22:46)

Skun-ka’pe: “Perfect! Just the one I wanted to see ha ha ha ha!”

Sam: “Keep the hands where we can see ‘em, pal.” (23:36)

Max: “We could just give ourselves tongue-baths, like cats and flight attendants do!” (30:57)

Sam: “Why do we have jumper cables? Neither of us knows how to use them.”

Max: “It’s simple, Sam: the RED cable goes on the RIGHT nipple, the BLACK cable clamps to the…” (34:42)

Max: “Oh boy! Now I can finally set up my 24-hours adults-only naked bunny chat line.” (34:58)

Sam: “Toys...Toys… we must prepare… the toys….”

Max: “Well, that’s just a typical Friday night for YOU, Sam.” (36:45)

Flint Paper: “Oh. Well yeah, that could be it. I was thinking it was you, Sam!”

Max: “You think you know a guy. I’m not angry, Sam, just very disappointed.” (1:03:49)

(For context they’re talking about who might be Girl Stinky’s secret admirer)

Max: “I can’t lie to Flint Paper, Sam!” (1:05:20)

Max: “What kind of pretend mother would I be if I didn’t worry about our imaginary baby?” (1:10:31)

Momma Bosco: “Oh, it’s not all bad. I’m getting better at apparating. And now I don’t leave a trail of ectoplasmic slime behind every time I leave the room.”

Max: “That’s better than Sam can say.” (1:23:13)

Sam: “I’m not gonna rest until I find the guy who killed my partner!” (1:43:13)

Max: “Wow. I feel really very close to you now, Agent Superball.” (1:45:33)

Sam: “I don’t like the thought of you teleporting off without me, Max.” (1:46:33)

Max: “Sam, this is all so sudden! I… I don’t know what to say!” (2:07:10)

Sam: “I think one of us should try to smash through that window with his rock-hard, melon-sized head.”

Max: “And I think one of us should try the door, unless he wants to spend the rest of the day picking plate glass out of his partner’s fluffy white nether regions.” (2:17:00)

Girl Stinky: “Sam and Max? Don’t tell me Skun-ka’pe wants YOU guys to be his love slaves, too?” (2:24:48)

Girl Stinky: “Eww. He wishes. He’s SO not my type. You only have to date an evil gorilla once to learn never to make THAT mistake again.”

Max: “We’ve all been there, girlfriend.” (2:25:07)

Girl Stinky: “Gee, it sounds like YOU two should go out with him. Would you like me to give you guys some privacy?” (2:27:33)

Max: “You’re my best friend, Sam! I know you’d take a bullet for me!” (2:31:02)

Sam: “You keep coming up with creepy disaster scenarios that always end with you eating me, Max. It’s getting annoying.”

Max: “If you don’t like it, then stop looking so damn tasty.” (2:38:11)

Max: “Think of something quick, Sam. I don’t like the way he’s undressing me with his eyes.” (2:53:22)

#Sam and Max #samandmax #Freelance Husbands #The Devil's Playhouse #The Penal Zone #Flor talks #long post #guns cw #this has been sitting in my folders for AGES #on that note; I'm not getting back into sam and max; this is just something I meant to post forever ago #but got lazy about it due to having to put pics together and look for timestamps #(granted once the Devil's Playhouse remake come out I intend on playing all the games outside of vr #and make a compilation of Max being gay; not just through his relationship with Sam but other guys as well) #looking back at it now I'd actually argue some of those aren't exactly gay moments or are just random sex jokes #along with a few that only make sense in a broader context like Max not wanting to lie to Flint bc he has a crush on him #but also I already have all the screenshots from back then so might as well use them #btw my favorite ones are Max complimenting Skun-ka'pe early on bc it's hilarious to see him praise a villain like that #and the one with Sam wanting to throw Max through the shop's window due to how domestic the dialogue is #also when they talk with Flint and Max thinks Sam cheated on him with Stinky

[random-meme-bot]

My Nintendo Direct Impressions

Pretty freaking fantastic!

#There was also the Mistery game by team Danganronpa #and Pikmin 4 #(I still have to play 3...) #Game boy alongside Wario Land & Superstar Saga would have been amazing announcements if it wasn't for the expansion pack #Metroid Prime was cool‚ but I think I will stick to the Wii version #and I'll be honest #I didn't care that much for Zelda TotK #But those three reveals were amazing #Not fully sold on Layton yet #since Azaran Legacy was kind of a let down & Mystery journey was straight up bad #But optimistic non the less #wonder who will dub the professor on Spanish since his voice actor passed away on 2020 due to Covid #R.I.P Jordi Varela #Katamari is one I was expecting to see after the remake of the first one so really nice that it's here #And I was not expecting Ghost Trick to make a come back #Now all that's missing is some Hotel Dusk remake to have the full set of DS detectives on switch #Nintendo Direct #Professor Layton #Professor Layton and the new world of steam #We love katamari #ghost trick phantom detective

[saikkunen]

Anyway I finished Final Fantasy IV 3D Remake

#fourth ff that i've finished yipee #i played the original on an emulator long time ago up until when you get out of tower of babil #and i couldn't continue because the rom was probably bugged and didn't play out the cutscene that's supposed to happen after you get out #but i really liked it that far and i've thought of playing it again a lot through the years #and the remake has been sitting in my steam library for years #now it's finally done and i'll get to the after years next because i have that too #oh yeah if you couldn't figure out i had a great time with it. kain and golbez are little babygirls. and cecil's a baby boy. baby. #it took me 35 hours btw and i was over lvl 70 with all characters #saikku plays vidyagames #personal #screenshots #my edits #ff #ffiv #golbez

[bluebipples]

ok im gonna be so controversial for a second why the fuck where the fuck is my xena warrior princess remake i understand there are lots of sapphic shows that are getting cancelled rn but we need to say fuck off to all of those and refocus our attentions on what's important and that's making xena as gay as it should have been

#'yellow jackets' this and fucking 'cannibal lesbians' that #WHERE IS MY FUCKING #XENA REMAKE. #WHERE IS IT. #THEY ARE SOULMATES. #WHERE THE FUCK IS IT. #I'M SICK OF PLAYING W YALL IM SICK OF ACTING LIKE I GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE #FUCK YOUR OTHER WLW SHOWS I WANT THIS ONE. #like i even have like 5 different xenas and gabrielles in my head bitch #put me in charge of this FUCKING project i will do it SO MUCH justice #yall bitches aren't fucking ready #you couldn't handle it #that's why it hasn't been done #that's why nobody is asking for it #you can't fucking HANDLE it. #i dont even need a full series remake bitch #i can tell you what i need from a 2 hour movie RIGHT THE FUCK NOW #LETS GET THE BALL FUCKING ROLLING #I DONT EVEN WANT TO BE PAID FOR IT I JUST WANT IT TO EXIST

[critdeeznuts]

don't get me wrong, i LOVE batman villains hermie. HOWEVER, i kinda also want theatre antagonists hermie. give me BEETLEJUICE, give me JD, give me MACBETH, give me MR HYDE, give me HEATHER CHANDLER, for goodness' sake. GIVE ME AUDREY II!!!!!

#i like to think he's the musical-sequel-to-2019-joker joker BC ITS THE FUTURE. IT WILL HAVE BEEN RELEASED. #i know hes a thespian and thats like plays n stuff but like UNGH. maybe in the furture theres been shakespearian remakes of EVERYTHING. #hermie the unworthy #dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndads s2 #dndaddies #theatre

[red1sart]

sk8r boiz

#red’s art #trainer gold #trainer ethan #trainer silver #rival silver #pokémon #pokémon heartgold/soulsilver #I HAVENT POSTED SHIT RECENTLY BUT I HAVE SO MANY POKÉMON DRAWINGS STACKED UP ITS UNREAL #it’s mostly red leaf n ash with sinnoh trio sprinkled in but ehhejdhshd #i might post them in a doodle dump #get other ppl on my red + ash are brothers w leaf as their cousin bandwagon population me atm #i’ve been thinking abt silver a lot tho.. finally got around to playing gen 2 remakes im having a blast and made it wayy farther than i did #when i played it as a kid #he’s the guy ever and i love how pokespe draws his hair it’s so fuffy and better than official art/pokemas #sorry to official silver ur kinda ugly. dexxholder silver… keep it up king #i think gold should teach him how to skateboard idk if he does so in the games but he should bc dexholder gold is very cool #and a bastard but. yanno

[weskerfied]

Ada and Annette’s interaction is so underrated. I love them. They sound like two high school mean girls from rival friendship groups, or whatever the equivalent is in the resident evil universe.

#this has been sitting in my drafts FOR OVER TWO YEARS #I need to play re2r again soon #it’s probably my fave of all the remakes #I don’t include 1 because that’s more a remaster #although I still have to finish my professional playthrough on 4r and separate ways first #fuck it maybe I’ll take a break from that #anyways #weskerfied try not to ramble in the tags challenge #annette birkin #ada wong #resident evil 2 remake #resident evil 2 #Annette has the biggest mean girl vibes #“I’m warning you doctor” “oh yeah?” *proceeds to light a body on fire #she’s like come on Ada why don’t you fuck around and find out #they both just rile each other up and I love it #even if it’s a tiny segment of the game and they converse like 3 times #I just love their interaction UGH #I genuinely can’t think of a better comparison than two popular girls who hate each other lmao #and Leon is just the kid who seems to be involved in all the drama unwillingly #william is the weird kid who does questionable shit and everyone is lowkey scared of him #tag yourself I’m Will #hmmm thinking about a high school au now

[bookishjules]

might fuck around and build the entire argo ii on minecraft for the second time

#the first was on my family desktop in high school #and i've been wanting to remake it since but haven't been able to for one reason or another #but watched the kid i was babysitting last night playing on minecraft in creative mode and it may have sparked some madness in me

[one-winged-dreams]

I feel so fucking dead inside over this recent WoW fuckery but I have to say, going from the WoW mutual to the Squeenix mutual is not the direction I expected things to go

#like square is hardly flawless itself but at least i get some variety #and stuff that's easier to revisit without having new lore shoved in your face as the new absolute canon #because it's all relatively self contained #we don't talk about KH3 focus #the point is there's no linear yet ever shifting universe like the garbage fire that's been burning in the Blizzard launcher #for WELL over a decade #i can go play any which game i like and just leave it at that #WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT THE VII REMAKES I SAID FOCUS #i don't even know where I'm going with this i guess square has several games i enjoy and they make me happy #as opposed to getting hurt with every little development in the piece of shit blizzard MMO #HUUUUGHHJHJJJJ #vent

[aerithisms]

i still have so many questions about the ff7 remake story. why did aerith even have knowledge of the future in remake to begin with? from a watsonion perspective, why does she lose that knowledge after the end of remake when sephiroth doesn't? (i'm fully aware the doylist reason is that having a character who knows the future would totally break the plot but i'm still curious if there's more to what they were doing with aerith's remake character or if this is it). what was her motivation to encourage the party to fight the whispers in the original game when she knew the party would defeat sephiroth in the end if events followed fate? was it simply that she wanted the chance to live? because that makes me want to lie down and cry!!!!

#blahs #ff7 #rebirth spoilers #sephiroth's whole “so must you” line to aerith about accepting her fate seems to imply he's saying she was resisting it #and that the aerith we see in cloud's dream reality is the aerith from remake with all her knowledge of the future #and her pushing cloud out of the dream is her accepting her death? #which makes me want to die!!!!! #it also seems implied by sephiroth that remake!aerith went and hid away in the alternate reality as a way to run from her fate?? #idk i might have to go back and watch things again #but if so perhaps that answers my question about why aerith loses her future knowledge #i do dig it a lot bc i have always been a staunch Aerith Wanted To Live Believer #i dislike the interpretation that in og ff7 she knew she would die and it was a noble sacrifice. i think that diminishes the tragedy #so the idea that she actively resisted it when given the chance even if she eventually had to accept the reality of death makes me very !!! #like it breaks my heart but it's in line with my interpretation of her character #anyway. i'm vomiting all this to my tumblr audience of People Who Don't Care About FF7 bc my bestie's asleep so i can't talk to her about i #tumblrinas please play ff7 i promise it's so good it's some of my favourite character writing in a game ever for real

[zkretchy]

Just some post Re4 Remake down time

#re4 #re4make #leon kennedy #ashley graham #they all deserve some rest #a good shower #and to watch trash tv to take their minds off that hellhole #anyhow i have also been busy playing more of re4(remake) bc i havent finished it yet still #real life coming between me and my true love (rip) and yep-still fun af #art #zkretchy #so yeah i am basically dropping this while i wait for my food to be done #to then return to playing more~ #resident evil 4 remake #luis sera #luis serra #re4remake