#i have high standards

[cheeseychainsaws]

I'd definitely get the ick if I had a picnic with a guy and he let bunch of ants tote off our pie during the picnic

🥧🐜

#silly #i have high standards

[honeygrahambitch]

I don't want him if he doesn't caress my cheek before gutting me in his kitchen

#i have high standards #hannibal #hannigram #hannibal lecter #will graham #hannibal nbc #hannibal series #hannibal fanfiction #mads mikkelsen

[tutuandscoot]

An appreciation post for Scott’s parents because they raised a FREAKING GENTLEMAN

-Chivalry is alive and well in the name of Scott Moir.

#I love one (1) precious angel bby boy named SM. #good luck all other men #this is your benchmark #I have high standards #scooter #scootie patootie

[amerasdreams]

Never trust a man who doesn't like cats.

dogs like you because you are a person. Cats like you if you give them individual attention and care and pay attention to all of their nuances. They are particular about how they are treated-- treated well, according to their own specific purrsonality.

If a man just gives up on a cat and thinks all cats are the same and doesn't make the time to get to know them as individuals and care about them despite their quirks (and be rewarded by their love and cuteness and unique purrsonality) then what is he going to do with a human woman, with all her complexity and individuality?

#Men tend to be less nuanced #Tend to objectify women #See a body not a personality #Cats #Women #Men #I will not trust a man who doesn't like cats #Or a man who doesn't like animals in general #Or doesn't like kids #Lots of bad men out there #I have high standards #Perhaps no one fits #My standards for me must fit #And he must have empathy #Sensitivity #Be mature and responsible #Etc

[starry-nocturne]

does anyone know what font is used in the DL games? asking for a friend (me)

#misc; txt #suddenly hit with the will to do some edits #but i want it to look accurate #not like this will really see the light of day but uuuuu #i have high standards #but i don't know a thing about jp fonts <.<

[peridyke]

although any image of a character being funny for comedic effect doesn't hit the same for me though it has to be unintentional it has to be authentic

#txt #i have high standards

[consult-sherlockholmes]

If John doesn't want to experiment with you, I will 😘 French kissing and a lot more!

No thank you. I would just do such experiments with someone who I have thoroughly tested. Tested for diseases which could be transmitted via saliva during kissing, and also tested for personality and other requirements. I have high standards.

#i have high standards #sherlockbbc #bbc sherlock #john watson #sherlock bbc #sherlock roleplay #roleplay #johnlock #sherlock #sherlock fandom #johnlock roleplay #sherlock holmes #sherlock and john #john already meets all standards so why search for anyone else #the french kiss experiment #sherlocks experiments #sherlock rp #rp #sherlock x john #sherlock x watson #221b johnlock #221b baker street #221b #tjlc #johnlock kiss

[chemicaljacketslut]

so happy i finally organized my “required viewing material to be my friend” list in my notes app yayy yay i love organizing lists !!

#17 movies; 15 shows; 10 books/stories; 7 musicals; 5 video games; 6 songs #i have high standards #i need to add more songs sigh

[journey-to-awesomeness]

One month has almost passed!

I started out the year with optimisim and with giving myself time. With the resolve to create and the confident knowledge that I can do it. That hasn't changed. What has changed is that it's almost February and I am not keeping up my output well enough. I had hoped to get further by now.

#I have high standards

[proudpigeon]

I introduce you to my new upcoming obsession

In one week this blog will become the Winchesters blog

#maybe #let's see how this goes #i have high standards #....says spn stan #spn #Winchesters #supernatural

[factsilike]

Reading the extras again and crying over this;

WWX being so determined to be good and abiding by the rules for LWJ's sake, getting up early(ish), drinking his family's bitter medicinal soup (or at least trying), being on his best behaviour so that his uncle wouldn't have an opportunity to criticise him, understanding completely when the juniors were avoiding him and not being upset, being so hungry and bored but only sighing and resigning himself to bearing it cause he didn't want to break the rules and cause LWJ any trouble-

Only for LWJ to wake him up gently in the morning, pamper him and spoil him by bathing and clothing and getting him ready for the day (and "enduring" many kisses in the process) then letting him sleep to his heart's content, refusing to let him suffer on his behalf by forcing himself to eat a bland and boring meal that he really didn't want to, as well cooking a whole delicious spicy meal later just for him so that he wouldn't go to bed hungry and unsatisfied (because he knew WWX had been utterly bored and unentertained throughout the banquet, and he was NOT going to let that stand, and was going to personally make sure that his husband was well fed and happy).

Just the whole chapter being about WWX finally coming to Gusu, and willing to comply and cooperate with the rules of LWJ's family, all for LWJ's sake, only for LWJ to turn around and make sure to show through his own quiet actions that he didn't want WWX to abide by things, however minor they were, that made him unhappy on his behalf. That was the last thing he wanted.

He didn't care about his uncle's nagging and griping, nor about the "righteous" rules of his clan, as much he cared about his husband's happiness and satisfaction.

#mdzs #book: mdzs #mdzs novel #lan wangji #wei wuxian (mdzs) #wei wuxian #lan wangji (mdzs) #mdzs extras #and I am once again blown away by how high these two have raised my standards

[albonium]

why can i never find anything i want to watch

#i have high standards #i loved okkupert and le bureau des légendes #i hate romcoms and comedy #i love scifi but not weird scifi #season 3 episodes of ''for all mankind'' have been released but id need to watch them on my pc like an animal

[magpie-rat-king]

look I love the "Hozier is possessed by the ghost of a lesbian" jokes as much as the next person, but also, men are Actually Capable of being that romantic and we should absolutely be holding them to that standard

#hozier #like i think sometimes when we collectively joke that a man cant possibly be a feminist or actually respect women #then we let shitty men off the hook culturally #and shitty men shouldnt be let off any hooks #im not saying you have to personally hold every man you meet to the Hozier Lyrics Standard #but as a broader culture yeah we should hold men to a high standard

[ms-hells-bells]

is it mean that i legit think that a large portion of young people who claim to be asexual are just socially inept so no one wants to date or have sex with them, leading to a large group of virgins who go 'well, i didn't want to be with anyone anyway!', meanwhile they are constantly hornyposting and talking about how sexually attracted they are to fictional characters?

#just saw a poll with like 16000 votes and a QUARTER claim to be asexual #sorry that is complete cap i know a bunch of you just don't have any real life relationship experience because you never leave the house #i'm not saying this as an insult #i am also often socially inept and have never had a proper relationship #that doesn't make me asexual i'm just awkward and autistic and high standards

[paintpanic]

Calculating probability of survival... It doesn't look good.

#kirby series #kirby #star dream #susie haltmann #meta knight #ask 2 tag #i don't have anything interesting to say here! #just that this is my first super “high-effort” piece since getting back from vacation #i've been pretty out of it but i'm starting to feel a lot better. thank you to my wonderful friends for being awesome. #...and thank you to the folks whos twitch vods i've been watching a shitton of. #hard to stay down when you've got so much positivity around you. #EDIT HALF AN HOUR LATER: hey hi this is the right aspect ratio for desktop wallpapers #i just really like drawing in 16:9 and 9:16 what can i say. they're good aspect ratios. they're the standard for a reason.

[quippso]

undersea posters

#click for quality #gillion tidestrider #jrwi #just roll with it #jrwi riptide #i have so many thoughts abt gillion #hes just a silly guy #who had really high standards set for him #my art