FILE 023 // SCP-GW91201 // strange nocturnal entity that wanders deepest portions of Los Angeles National Forest. Leaves unopened Coke Zero cans on rocks and stumps. DO NOT DRINK THEM. (entry dated sometime in 2019)
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HERE WE GO 🗣️ IT’S THE LEAN GREEN NINJA TEAM 🐢🐢🐢🐢 ON THE SCENE 🎬 COOL TEENS DOING NINJA THINGS 🥷 SO EXTREME 🤯 OUT THE SEWER 🕳️ LIKE LASER BEAMS 💥 GET ROCKED 👊 WITH THE SHELL-SHOCKED PIZZA KINGS 🍕🍕 CAN’T STOP THESE RADICAL DUDES 🤙🛹 THE SECRET OF THE OOZE ☢️ THEY’RE THE CHOSEN FEW 4️⃣ EMERGE FROM THE SHADOWS ⬛️ TO MAKE THEIR MOVE ⚔️ THE GOOD GUYS WIN ✅ AND THE BAD GUYS LOSE ❌
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Eddie: Hey, so, this is me letting you know I'm in the ER. Because I knew you'd be fuckin pissed if I didn't tell you.
Steve: What the fuck?! Are you okay? I can be there in 10
Eddie: NO
Eddie: DON'T COME HERE
Steve: ???
Eddie: ...
Steve: What the fuck did you do
Eddie: Funny story actually! So yknow how its a big joke that I'll stick my dick in anything??
Steve: Oh god. Do I even wanna hear the rest of this?
Eddie: Well the canned cranberry sauce was a very good idea - swear to god. Warm, gooey, etc etc
Eddie: But I definitely should've taken it out of the can first
Steve: Did you... did you slice your dick on a full can of cranberry sauce?
Eddie: Well... tis the season and all, Steve-o
Steve: You deserve this.
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what if you had just confessed the curse of your birth to me in a saltwater pool so i grabbed you and pulled you underwater and you thought you were being ritually drowned but i was actually only giving you a hug. and also we were both rats
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Barty: How do you say ‘your brain is fucking stupid and I can’t understand the shit it comes up with’ but more formal?
Regulus: ‘Your mind works in such unusual ways that it is beyond one’s comprehension’. Why?
Barty: Nothing
-Later-
*Evan and Barty in a sort-of fight*
Barty: Your mine works in such inusual ways that it is before one’s com-pra-han-si-on!
Evan: (Heard nothing past ‘your mine’) *Blushing and laughing slightly*
Dorcas and Pandora: *Dying with laughter*
Regulus: *Gives up* Somebody stab me with a knife. And throw my body in the ocean.
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Danny Phantom and A Hat in Time crossover :D
Accidentally made this because the white crow ectober prompt made me think of the CAW agents
I haven't drawn AHIT characters much but I hope I did them justice in this
In case the boards are difficult to read (in order):
"Done!"
"Because it can be :)"
"Also its all I have atm"
"Tell 'em it's a birth defect"
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Adrien: Hey, Alya, can I talk to you for a sec?
Alya: What's up? 🤨
Adrien: Well, I kind of learned a secret about one of our friends recently, and I'm pretty sure you know it too.
Alya: Did Nino ask you about the mole on his back? I told him it looks fine, but he's such a worry-
Adrien: It's not about Nino... It's about Marinette.
Alya: What? Marinette doesn't have any secrets.
Adrien: I think we both know she has a big one.
Alya: No way. She's totally an open book.
Adrien: No, she's definitely hiding something from everyone because it would be really bad if news got out.
Alya: Well, if you're so confident, what's her big secret?
Adrien: I need to know that you know first before I say it.
Alya: Okay, but I'm not just gonna go spilling all my bffs secrets.
Adrien: True... Okay, fine, I'll give you some hints. So, I've noticed lately that Marinette runs off a lot, and she's always late to everything, coming up with excuses for missing stuff...
Alya: Yeah...?
Adrien: Well, I've given it a lot of thought, and I finally figured out why.
Alya, getting nervous: And?
Adrien: Well, I don't want to say it unless you know because it's a huge secret that she definitely wouldn't want anyone else to know.
Alya: I mean, I think it's safe to say I know why she does all of those things. I'm her bff.
Adrien: So, we're on the same page then? 👀👀
Alya: 👀👀 Yeah, I guess.
*simultaneously*
Adrien: Marinette hates me.
Alya: Marinette is Ladybug.
Both: What?!
Alya: Marinette hates you!
Adrien: Marinette is Ladybug?!?
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