#i have no fucking clue whats going on

[yuuki-mishima]

Lmao, had to private my twitter cause I'm getting hate from random accounts that have only interacted with this one tweet : |

#josh screams #I have no fucking clue whats going on #I haven't said anything or mentioned anyone that I have beef with in years #so I really dont think it's anyone from back then like I haven't done anything yo them #k0 tho. could be him. he's crazy #I'm just confused... #going to repost it in a few days with no caption #this sucks

[xiewho]

the duo Ever

#fantasy high #dimension 20 #gorgug thistlespring #fig faeth #fantasy high junior year #when u and ur bff just have zero fucking clue whats going on #ugh theyre so real #fhjy #dimension 20 fanart #fantasy high fanart #d20 #YAYYY IM CAUGHT UP NOW everybody claps #I FORGOT AYDA'S FEATHER i am going to lock myself up #my art

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

our flag means death but i've never watched it

Hey OFMD fandom, the Ineffable fandom sends their Mascot. I was supposed to do this many days ago, but the OFMD tag on tumblr was filled with... things. This time, I gained my knowledge from Pinterest instead, and I, Asmi, of the Good Omens Fandom, am rooting for you all!

THAT BEING SAID. WHAT THE DEVIL IS THIS SHOW MEANT TO BE? AS USUAL, I UNDERSTAND ABSOLUTELY NOTHING DESPITE MY BEST EFFORTS, BUT TAKE A SUMMARY ANYWAY:

It is gay. Of this at least, I am very sure.

There are pirates. The pirates are the above gays.

There is a guy named Ed who is Blackbeard, and he is very soft and shares trauma and has grey hair.

He is in love with Stede, who writes him bottle letters and throws them away.

Ed is not happy about the throwing away part. I think he wanted to read the letters.

They read the letters together.

There is a guy named Lucius and someone kisses him and they do a victory punch. They break up because of fish.

Someone named Izzy has a redemption arc.

There are colonisers. They are British. This makes sense, at least.

The colonisers are not homophobic, they merely find love pathetic.

In the 1600s male pirates married each other and that's where the term 'matey' originated. I do not know. This is what Pinterest yelled at me.

Uh Ed pulled a Crowley on Stede and instead of Alpha Centauri asked him to run away to China with him.

Stede ran away from him instead.

Izzy was not a father figure to Ed. Discuss. It is something involving horniness and unrequited love.

Izzy died.

Ed was upset under a blanket. Stede respected this.

Ed built a blanket fort. Is this a running theme?

I understood nothing more because I can't make out whether 'ship' refers to relationship or the actual fucking ship. What does 'Steve does fixing in the ship' MEAN IS THIS MARRIAGE COUNSELLING OR NAVAL ENGINEERING?

EVEN THOUGH I UNDERSTOOD NOTHING, THIS SEEMS LIKE A GAY FUCKING DISASTER. RENEW IT. GO SLAY OFMD THE GOOD OMENS FANDOM IS BEHIND YOU.

#good omens mascot #weirdly specific but ok #asmi #maggots #we're in this together guys #what is THIS? i have no fucking clue #i'm just a mascot and figurehead #but i represent the GO fandom #ofmd s2 #ofmd #ofmd izzy #ofmd season 2 #our flag means death #renew as a crew #renew our flag means death #gay #queer tv shows #ofmd stede #ed x stede #izzy #blackbeard #pirate omens #lucius ofmd #gentlebeard #stede bonnet #edward teach #ofmd meme #blackbonnet #I'M JUST PUTTING RECOMMENDED TAGS WHO IS THIS WHAT IS THIS #our flag means gay

[phantomrose96]

I'm now like 70 pages into Harrow and I feel like Harrow Light-From-Death-Note'd herself.

In a stroke of certainly pure brilliance, wiped her own mind and brainwashed herself with a completely different version of events and left a stash of letters for her to read upon the Fulfillment of her Keikaku.

(Keikaku means Bones)

#im joking i have actually no clue what the fuck is going on #chrissy reads harrow the ninth

[fairytail-incorrectquotes]

Natsu: I haven't really known what I've been doing since I was like 15, but I don't think it's too obvious Lucy: It is. It is extremely obvious.

#natsu dragneel #natsu continues to be a mood #i'm in law school. like i am a full adult. i pay rent and feed myself. i have no fucking clue what's going on this is a cry for help /lh #he just like me fr #but we knew that. he's actually why my hair is pink. it's all the fault of one sunshine boy with a million dollar smile and the power of fr #endship. he's why i'm getting my degree and why i've planned my wedding and he's why every blessing in my life is mine #sorry got sentimental there hsdbfuwefwegf that's all a story - a very teary eyed story - for another time #lucy heartfilia #nalu #fairy tail #fairy tail incorrect quotes #incorrect fairy tail quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect quote #anime #manga

[winepresswrath]

sudden yearning for time travelling teen jiang fengmian lands at lotus pier fic that winds up being about a perfectly nice kid having a varying series of "oh no. i don't like that. that's a lot" reactions.

#i think in order for this to be satisfying i have to give grace and interiority to teenmian #i'm picturing an older teen like 18ish? maybe even early 20s? #big crush on csr he's already pretty sure isn't going to work out #but at least he'll always have wei-xiong #anyway this is my ploy to give jfm a chance at an ugly crying meltdown #he's trying so hard to be even keeled and like #maybe take this as an evil vision designed to teach him something #but somewhere in between my crush stole my man and then they died #my whole sect burned #my grown ass son who is older than me making the vibe sooooo weird #and my grandson! child of my dead???? daughter?????? #is just like yeah he never talks about you. no never never #and then wwx blows into town and idk somehow they all end up at dinner together and jfm politely calls lqr a punk ass bitch in front of lwj #because what???? context clues suggest lqr has the fucking nerve to not like wei xiong's baby after All That #only for adult son with the weird vibes #to imply only filial piety is keeping him from naming the real #punk ass bitch #anyway this ends with jfm crying because clearly he marries yuanyuan and she HATES HIM and then his own son ALSO HATES HIM #and would rather stupid Lan-er-gongzi #be his dad. #if you like lqr so much why don't you just join the lan sect then????? #and that's how jc learns he didn't get it all from his mama #jc didn't mean it he was stressed! this isn't his dad it's an a-ling sized kid. but it's still stressful

[puppetmaster13u]

Another Dragon Prompt?

They had all figured they'd seen it all. Great wurms of thorn and vines, built by the land and leaves around them, massive wyverns of wind and storm whose roars were like a thunder crash.

But all of that was nothing when the city found itself dragged into the realm of green, where there was a deadly, horrible calm before everything fled.

The pair of drakes usually getting into things, one of gold and black scales, the other a kaleidoscope of blues and reds screamed, tearing across the land as it was torn asunder. The mothering dragon constantly dropping food on top of the people didn't even bother as it flew alongside the one usually stealing boxes as fast as their tiny wings could move. Even the drake with armor of steel and more aggression than a chihuaha turned kaiju raced away, leaping from building to building before seemingly recalling it too had wings it could use.

More dragons than Amity had ever seen before fled in great flocks, everything a panic, terrified of whatever they were trying to escape. Every shape and size, from the blobs to great wurms like the one who called itself Overgrowth, and they were running.

And then they saw it, first a familiar beast of pink flame and gouging antlers- the Wisconsin Drake, the Fentons had called it- with dozens of wings beating and ectoplasm spilling from a great gouging wound before it crashed into a building with a pained wail.

But it was what followed that truly horrified everyone. A great beast of night, fins flared out like massive wings as it swam through the sky, flames already gathered in its mouth as it stared down at its prey.

Amity had thought they had seen it all.

It did nothing to prepare them for the King's awakening.

#prompts #danny phantom #ghosts are dragons #pariah and fright are brothers in the dragon au and I think that's something that should be known :) #Outside pov? #Pariah (looking at tiny Danny now a core): Ah a baby #Pariah: My baby now #Vlad is either getting killed or adopted by FK #Maybe both #Poor Amity Parkers having no clue what the fuck is going on #They thought they'd seen big dragons but here's one that is Bigger Than The Entire City #feel free to make this a crossover lol #could be dcxdp or anything really #they ARE in the ghost zone after all so who knows where they get spit out (if they ever do leave) #perhaps a hero was investigating at the Wrong Time lol #dcxdp #dpxdc #art #my art #digital art #ibispaintx #dragons #hope yall like the designs lol

[jorrated]

always wondered what STC would've been like if instead of just making Eggman evil on a single event, it kinda jumbled his brain a lot and make him have brief moments of lucidity as Kintobor. give him the ice king treatment ya know

#jo.art #sonic the hedgehog #which would give a reason as to why sonic doesnt just straight up kill eggman #not that he would i think #hes like 15 #and would give some sort of drive to keep fighting eggman #in the hopes of maybe 'this time we'll de-jumble' his brain' #plus i dont like the concept of AI holo-kintobor #kintobor should be a sort of dead figure #holo ovi over there takes away from ovi becoming eggy #anyway. #i have so many notes on how id reboot the stc comics #SPECIALLY with SA2 in mind #just as a note #in the last few pannels ovi is looking at his reflection #but like. has no fucking clue whats going on #he doesnt know he turned into eggman and sonic is asking if hes himself? absolutely bananas #but also hes the kinda of dude to try to hold his shit to not scare the kid (sonic) so hes playing like things are kinda under control #what im trying to say is that kintobor is kinda of a dad and is trying to not freak out his son #doesnt work out tho this situation is fucked #and ive given up drawing properly in the last few pannels im sure you can tell #fleetway #sonic the comic

[decolonize-the-left]

Artists creating specifically to sell and trading off (some of) their own style to do it, activists begging for attention and shares and media coverage because they aren't being paid enough attention, UNWRA desperate for donations, the percentage of people who don't mask in 2024 compared to deaths and disabilities, ppl who need to be convinced to vote with principles that save lives and that genocide is unacceptable, how a living wage or UBI is believed to be "unrealistic" despite the trillions in shareholder investment accounts.

....I'm starting to think Mainstream People™ fucking suck, ngl. In fact, dare I say that Mainstream People are the biggest obstacle to progress now.

Malcolm X said it was the white liberal as did a lot of other revolutionaries and thinkers.

I, however, think anyone who can hold their own comfort over someone else's suffering is the problem.

Why are the rest of us constantly begging and shouting and changing ourselves and our bodies in an effort to make them care about us? To make them see us? To give us rights? To bless us with the support needed to make a living?

Same shit, different generations. And idk about y'all, but I would love to be the last generations who ever had to hate themselves to survive.

#For starters: why are we asking and voting and protesting for rights. HELLO?? #THEYRE RIGHTS. THEYRE ALREADY OURS. #Secondly: it's been 500 years since pilgrims arrived #they do not call the shots anymore. And one of my rights is to form my own militia #to protect me from a fucked up government... are we waiting for an invitation to start calling shots? or whats the plan with that #cuz im good #id like to start talikg whats mine now ty #....anyway i have no fucking clue what to do #i do know that there two ways to get passed an obstacle tho. around it or through it #idk if you can just Workaround the majority and idk how to go through them either #reblog #politics #mainstream #dems #repubs #liberals #people #sociology #idk #equality #classism #capitalism #biden #lgbt #direct action #leftist #ndn #queer #2024 #social justice

[chappellrroan]

people who still hate Joe Alwyn need to get a life asap

#i said what i said #so many bad takes you guys are acting like he forcibly locked her up for two years when she chose it herself and she was happy with the #decision sure things ended and maybe it wasn't very best breakup or wtv but holy shit do you realise the speculations you make are so #fucking invasive the same thing you hate the other people doing to taylor's life and not to remind you that you have zero fucking clue of #what goes on behind the scenes you take these bits and pieces of crumb and exaggerate it to something so much worse #mind you this was the same man y'all worshipped before the breakup oh because he was the epitome of calm gentleman #and now i see a post with tags “go out fucking loser” like wow. just wow. #not to mention how his humanitarian act of signing ceasefire got turned around to thing about taylor like guys. guys. big news. but #advocating against genocide and accepting all the blacklash that comes with it isn't that simple maybe pic up that brain from football #ground and think again

[edgeray]

Arlecchino is a selfish person.

(Arlecchino x Reader)

Living in a world like Teyvat inherently makes one selfish. For Arlecchino, her life has developed and progressed up to this point only by sheer selfishness. Survival is only gained through selfishness, a fact that she had to pick up quickly when she was first placed in the House of the Hearth. There, the very process of rising up to the ranks required stomping over others for more favor from the former Father of the orphanage. Children brutally betrayed their own sisters and brothers for just the most marginal amount of praise and grace from the Matron. Arlecchino knows now, that even after the murder and deaths of many, she could not entirely blame them. She cannot admonish inhibiting selfishness either, it is simply the way that is life. Because she knows that very selfishness runs through her veins as well.

Arlecchino discarded the notion of romance or friendship in her future when she was a child. Neither of the two can occur, not when the only person her world can afford to revolve around is herself. Trusting others was the demise of many. It was a foolish and naive dream that the youth of the House of the Heart had, one that she intended to remove it from the depths of her mind.

That was until she opened her eyes, and became sick of what the House of the Hearth had become: simply a machine to produce children that would surely die of their own aimless loyalty to their archon. When she eliminated the Matron and sat upon her chair to take her place as the Father, she intended to get rid of this impractical system. There was no need for this continuous cycle of death anymore, and so with that, she enrooted in each child that selfishness was misplaced here and that all the children here were one another's family.

Regardless of the change to the House of the Hearth, it doesn't change Arlecchino's nature. She knows that, in theory, forming friendships and relationships is ultimately beneficial for the children, but the belief cannot dismantle the injected value inside of her. She had always been seeking for her own benefit, even her current position is in that manner. Serving as the Tsaritsa's loyal dog has provided her with many advantages that she will continue to take, so long as the Tsaritsa proves to be beneficial.

Even with you, she is selfish. She is a taker--she reaps as much as she can from another with as little to give from herself as possible. And that is what she does with you: she takes from you whatever you're willing to give. Reciprocating is a difficult task for her and it is here that she doubts her relationship with you. Still, you are persistent and unfaltering, the bits and pieces that she does share you drink in greedily, whether that be her touch or the small acts of service she does.

She kisses you because your taste is sweet. She touches you because you are soft and warm in contrast to her harsh and cold exterior. She enjoys your presence because you are a distraction from the depraved and monochrome life she leads.

She does not know how she fell in love with you. Not because there are no traits of you that aren't loveable but you are opposite to her. She knows that love is selflessness. Maybe it is because you are the embodiment of selflessness that she starts learning how to be better for you. A relationship is more or less a balance of taking and giving, and when you give her so much, she wonders if she were to do the same, would it garner the rewards that you seem to get?

When you give her your tears, and she cups your face and wipes them away from your beautiful eyes, would you do the same for her? When you hold her so tenderly in your arms, she wonders how is that you enjoy her presence outside of just her body warmth. When you bring her a homecooked dish or a purchased pastry with that radiant smile on her face, she suppresses the inquiry on how spending the effort and time on her can possibly make you this pleased with yourself.

She does ask you one day. Why you're so adamant about doing these things for her? You answer that it's because you get to see the small quirk of her lips and the soft flare of her red crosses. She doesn't understand how her expression could make you self-fulfilled. How can you love someone so selfish?

The response that comes from you baffles her.

If she was so selfish then she wouldn't have considered it in the first place, would she? The kisses that she gives is enough to make your heart race. An embrace from her is like an embrace from heaven, and every night within her arms feels as ethereal as the night prior's. Her firm and crass reminders to treat yourself more gently are comforting and heartwarming. Her protectiveness over you tells you that you are loved, worthy of her protection and consideration despite the numerous children and duties she has to attend to. When she pauses her work, without any care to how much or how little she has left incomplete, to greet you properly every time you come home, you're sure that you will always go back home to her. And when she whispers 'I love you' when she thinks you're asleep, you know that those are genuine.

She gives you plenty, you reassure her with your usual grin.

Arlecchino is a selfish person. Or so she thought.

#lowkey... i kinda don't like this one. #does this one even make sense? #i have no fucking clue what I'm going on about #anyways #anyone got any ideas for the next one? #why was this one lowkey long #arlenation enjoy ig #arlecchino x reader #arlecchino x you #edgeray.writes #edgeray.blog

[duchi-nesten]

✨Kissathon Pt. 2/17✨

Blame by @half-deadmagicperson

I made this. so much harder for myself. than it couldve been dfhguihfduh ANYWAY HELLO WELCOME TO THE GRAY GHOST. READ MAGIC'S FIC IT'S ABOUT MY CHILDREN AND THEY ARE SO FHGDIUDFHU.

#LISTEN I #I HAVE DONE SO MANY WEIRD THINGS TO THIS COLORING AND I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT IS GOING ON ANYMORE HDFSGUHFDU #THE FUCKING RINGS. #kad draws #danny phantom #danny fenton #valerie gray #gray ghost

[kyouka-supremacy]

Tbh Dostoyevsky using vampire guards to communicate with the outside still doesn't explain how he managed while he was still in cell, because supposedly he never moved from there and thus didn't have any chance to interact with any guard (also given that if he did, Dazai would have certainly figured it out on the spot)

#I still think it's very funny to believe Dazai and Dostoyevsky are just bulshitting their way through #“I have my means to communicate with the outside world” #[has not a single clue what is going on outside and is just replying to Dazai's affirmations with cryptic statements that would- #more or less fit any context] #fyodor dostoevsky #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd ch 111 #mine #Like really this is one of those explainations where you're like. #Of course nobody could predict this. #Because it doesn't make any fucking sense that's why

[scp-1296]

I- uhh-

This is satire, right? It HAS to be satire

#I checked the notes and if it's a bit they're REALLY committing to it #Their blog has three posts on it. the first one's 'fuck hamas.' the second one's a picture of a computer with weird wiring. the third's THI #I have no fucking clue what's going on here #jumblr

[front-facing-pokemon]

#what the FUCK even counts as front facing on this one. i have NO clue #i've included another possible angle under the cut because this is just such a Thing #now. there's something i've noticed about bug lookin thangs that have middle evos where they curl up into a shell. and it always seems to b #that they change color for no reason and lose all sense of continuity until they evolve again #this is the case here #venipede and scolipede go together. but then this thing is just in the middle #whirlipede #also i have no idea how to front-face it. so.

[shittygaypornmagazine]

the funniest thing you can do as a driver in a car with someone who doesn't listen to podcasts is say that you're going to turn on the radio but instead put on welcome to night vale. please do it and make sure to keep a straight, thoughtful face. you have to see your passengers expressions - they are going to be priceless.

#this almost grown adult man looked at me like a lost puppy #he didn't understand what was going on #he had no clue #all he could is listen about the dog park and the cloud #and be confused #I have never laughed as fucking hard as I did then #welcome to night vale #cecil palmer #carlos the scientist #the dog park