#i have no queue what i'm doing

[kpopmultistanfanficarchive]

atz mtl to like cumming inside or on you

I've got a request list a mile long, but this one warranted ✨immediate✨ response. 🤣

Admittedly this is less of a Most -> Least and more of an In You -> On You sliding scale, but as is life.

Anyway, I hope you enjoy 🫰

Inside of You

Seonghwa • A pragmatist if ever there was one, this guy does not like a mess of any kind. Therefore, he loves when you swallow (which I'm going to count as "inside" for this purpose). It's sexy as hell, in his humblest of opinions, and also minimizes the mess.

Mingi • Listen, you did not hear this from me but Mingi breeding kink. This man has got precisely one agenda and it's to fill you to the absolute brim.

Hongjoong • Give him half a chance and he'll choose to cum inside of your tight heat every time. Definitely loves to watch his cum leak out of his partner - I don't make the rules.

Yunho • He's just happy to be along for the ride, honestly. Any orgasm is a good orgasm in Yunho's book, so as long as you've got no strong preference, his is to just sort of...let it land where it lands.

Yeosang • The type to bend down to whisper in your ear "where do you want it, baby?" as he's about to fall over the edge. Similar to Yunho, as long as he gets to cum, he doesn't much care where. In that regard, he's more than happy to finish wherever you see fit. You'll get no arguments from him.

Wooyoung • He likes weird shit like cumming on your stomach and then telling you to stay still and not make a mess while he gets a towel to clean you up. And then will peace out for like twenty minutes, enjoying watching your struggle of a balancing act from the crack in the bedroom door.

San • This boy likes it messy. Demands it that way, really. Will literally shoot off across your face, pool it with his fingers, and feed it to you. Lives for any opportunity to see you marked claimed by his spend, whether it be running down your back and thighs or dripping down your tear-stained face. In short, an absolute fool for any kind of cum play.

Jongho • Pullout game is 10/10 with this one. He is not risking one. single. thing. Is coming on you 100% of the time.

On You

Let me know what you think and if you'd like to request an MTL or drabble, my inbox is currently OPEN!

Happy reading! 🫰

#ateez #ateez fanfic #ateez fanfiction #ateez mtl #ateez scenarios #ateez reactions #ateez smut #ateez imagines #ateez mingi #ateez wooyoung #ateez san #ateez hongjoong #ateez seonghwa #ateez yeosang #ateez jongho #ateez yunho #kpop imagines #i have no queue what i'm doing #ateez requests #ateez recs

[bangtanfanficarchive]

hello! can you do a drabble where y/n asks jungkook if she could color his tattoos? thank you!

Thanks so much for requesting this! I know it's been forever, but here it is and I hope you enjoy it!

Word Count: 1.3k

Rating: General Audiences

Genre: Angst, Fluff

TW: MC with anxiety around big crowds

“You look like you’re about to hurl,” Jungkook admitted, placing the back of his hand to your forehead. “Do you feel bad?”

You shook your head, trying to put on a reassuring face. “No. I’m alright,” you said. “Just a little nervous. I’ll be a lot better once this is all over.”

“It’ll be over quickly. I told them we’d give them ten minutes. Then we can call it a night and go home.”

Your couple reveal had been strategically planned. You had been in a relationship with Jungkook for just over a year when, together, you’d decided it was time to go public. You had expected to be mobbed. You had even expected to be interviewed. You were the BTS maknae’s secret girlfriend, after all. That came with a certain level of public intrigue.

What you hadn’t expected, however, was the massive fucking press briefing you’d been swindled into participating in.

You hated crowds. When you felt like you were under a microscope, your hands shook and your face grew blotchy. You knew this about yourself, and you had relayed it to the makeup stylist that had whisked you away, separating you from Jungkook the moment you’d entered the venue. Being away from him hadn’t helped with the nerves and by the time you were reunited, both dolled up to the nines, you felt just about ready to heave yourself through the nearest exit.

“You don’t have to be scared; I’ll do all of the talking. You just have to sit there and be beautiful.”

“That’s…not nearly as reassuring as you think it is,” you chuckled half-heartedly, stumbling as a PA checked the security of your mic pack. They’d insisted on double-miccing just in case something went wrong with the tabletop microphones but the extra weight added to the back of your dress was only adding to your anxiety.

"Listen," Jungkook murmured, looping his hand through yours and interlocking your fingers with his, "if you get too nervous to think straight, there's going to be a pen and paper for you. Just scribble. Make it look like you're taking notes or making translations. That always helps."

You nodded, relieved to hear that there would, at the very least, be a way to keep your fidgety hands busy while on stage.

"You ready for this?" he asked.

"Yeah," you said, though the tone in your voice suggested otherwise. You jumped up and down a couple of times, trying to will away the last-minute jitters.

"You're going to do great," he said, pressing a kiss to your temple in an attempt to sooth your nerves. It was a comfort that you needed. Otherwise, you may not have been able to will yourself to put one foot in front of the other and walk out on stage.

And with that, you were off, walking arm in arm with Jungkook out onto a small stage in front of a sea of blinding flash bulbs. You could feel him lean forward to bow and followed his action before taking the few steps necessary to the table in the center of the stage and taking your seat.

"Thank you for coming to today's…rather exciting event," a manager who would pose as the interview's moderator began, "To start, we'd like to thank you for your patience with the delay agreements. We know you'd like to have this story out as soon as possible. Frankly we would as well, but I'm sure you can see the value in letting the happy couple at least return home before the breaking news…well…breaks." A smattering of indulging chuckles rippled out across the crowd, though you could tell that none of the reporters sitting in front of you were particularly amused by the manager's attempt to keep things lighthearted. "We'll be going on question at a time. I will call you by the name of your organization and you will be given the opportunity to ask a single question with one follow-up…"

As the manager continued to rattle off the rules of the day's engagement, your focus began to drift.

As Jungkook had assured, a pen had been provided, but you couldn't seem to find a sheet of paper anywhere in your vicinity. Your eyes peered over to Jungkook who was already very animatedly answering questions.

Where did you meet? How long had you been together?

He rattled off answer after answer but before you know it all eyes were on you. You should've seen this coming. You should've known you'd be obligated to answer at least one question throughout the course of this god-awful press event.

"Sorry, I didn't hear that," you murmured into the mic with an apologetic smile.

"That's alright. Y/N-ssi. The question was 'what drew you to your partner Jungkook'?"

"Oh!" you exclaimed in a way that drew an animated chuckle from the crowd that made your head spin. The feedback from the microphone had you jumping in your seat as well. "We, um, well, we met at the gym, as Jungkook pointed out. He'd tried to bench too much on his own and looked over to me to ask for help getting the barbell back onto its stand. So, I guess from the beginning I was really appreciative of his ability to ask for help when he needed it."

A quiet murmuring went out over the crowd. It was as though they were expecting more, though that had been all you were prepared to give. With your "part" out of the way, your eyes met the table. You wanted to go home where there weren't what felt like a million sets of eyes staring back at your, pleading for more, more, more.

Drawing you from your thoughts, Jungkook shoved your pen into your hand, rolling up his sleeve and letting his hand rest on your thigh, offering his arm - and further to the point, his tattoos - up to you. He'd done this before on occasion, when you'd been at a party and there had been too many people crowded around, or when you were at home and big storm had rolled through. Using your hands kept your brain occupied long enough to calm it.

So without hesitation, you reached out and began to trace the lines of his tattoos with the pen, shading around the edges and filling in where they had begun to bleed and lighten. And it helped. In fact, it helped so much that you'd hardly realized how much time had passed until Jungkook was standing from his seat and bowing, you shooting to your feet to do the same at his side. And then before you knew it, the junkit was over and you were being whisked out the back to a car waiting to take the both of you home.

"See?" Jungkook murmured, turning you by the chin so that he could place a quick kiss on your lips, "over before you knew it. And now we're free."

"Oh don't sound so dramatic."

"I mean it, though. We don't have to stay in on date nights anymore. We can go to the clubs now, or out shopping or to a coffeshop without starting some sort of rumor. You can visit us on tour stops without causing a huge rise. Now everybody is going to know," he said, pressing another kiss to your lips. "We're free."

"Well, when you put it that way, it does sound pretty nice…" you chuckled, breathing your first sigh of relief since you had woken up that morning, as Jungkook leaned his head back against the headrest and took your hands into his own once again. It was then that you saw his forearm, the tattoos, and the number you'd done on his arm during the conference. "Sorry about that, by the way. I'll get you some rubbing alcohol when we get back to the apartment so we can get that off."

"No, no. I like it this way," he said, lifting his arm, along with your interlocked hands, to eye level so he could get a better look at the number you'd done on him, "Yeah, I think I might just bring a picture of this to my guy and have him make it like this permanently. That was I can have a little bit of you with me everywhere I go."

"Oh my god. Ew." you chuckled, pulling your hand away from his with a laugh, "Don't be so cheesy, Jeon Jungkook."

"I won't be cheesy if you don't give me a reason to be cheesy. How about that?"

My inbox is currently open and I am accepting requests for multiple groups at this time (BTS, Monsta X, Stray Kids) so if you have any drabble prompts or MTL requests, send them my way! Thanks for reading~

#bts jungkook #jungkook x reader #jungkook imagine #jungkook scenario #jungkook reaction #jungkook tattoos #jeon jungkook #jungkook #bts #jungkook fanfic #bts fanfic #bts fic #bts ff #jungkook x y/n #jungkook x you #jungkook angst #jungkook fluff #jungkook smut #i have no queue what i'm doing

[aeide-thea]

on principle opposed to describing art i dislike as 'masturbatory' because even though it's an alluringly contemptuous word to sneer it's impossible to reconcile with my pro-masturbation stance

#it's such an ugly word but like. self-pleasure is good‚ actually #it's good to know yourself and what you like and lovingly treat yourself to it! #like similarly 'meretricious' is extremely tempting if you ignore the underlying metaphor #but. hard to. #language #and quite frankly i think people who whip out 'masturbatory' in this sneering sort of way #are leveraging‚ if we're honest with ourselves‚ a particular framing of it as a gross thing that boys do #because like. when have you ever heard a *woman's* self-indulgent art described as masturbatory #like don't get me wrong we absolutely still dismiss it! but we dismiss it in other ways #that are usually about how embarrassing her *yearning* is #and so even our sneering is reinforcing an idea that men Act whereas women Feel #anyway this was prompted by some things but i shoved it in the queue so now i forget what lol #so here you are getting some contextless thoughts on the use of 'masturbatory' as sneering dismissive assessment! #just what you were hoping for i'm sure :)

[solarpunkani]

sometimes spite is a powerful motivator and today its motivating me to crochet

long story short I saw a cool bag on pinterest while I was looking for crochet patterns but there was no fucking pattern but one of my friends found a pattern for a similar but not quite bag so I watched an hour long video, transcribed it into text, and am now gonna make a wholeass backpack just because Sunflower Vibe

Wish me luck I guess

Also this is the bag

#anis crochet journey #ani rambles #out of queue #do i have enough green yarn for this? no idea #if i need more I'll go buy more it'll be a nice excuse to get myself a cute planner for garden planning anyways #'ani dont you carry a purse around everywhere what would you carry in this extra bag' idk yet but its CUTE I will FIND A REASON #also if anyone asks yes I'm willing to share the transcription if someone wants it #like literally if someone reblogs or replies to this post 'plz transcription' i will post a link to the google doc in an INSTANT #i spent like 2 hours on that transcription I want it to be APPRECIATED (by more than just me)

[bbq-potato-chip]

thinking about saiura

#my art #saiki k #tdlosk #saiki no psi nan #the disastrous life of saiki k #saiki kusuo #aiura mikoto #mikosai #saiura #i like them as friends more often but...an impulse came over me idk what happened . .. #i got an anon a couple days ago saying they liked my mikosai arts even tho i . didnt mean for those 2 be ship arts #so this one goes out to you #usually i dont like it when ppl tag my stuff as ship but i had a change of heart #(btw those other arts are still intended as platonic/ friendship stuff but i'm making an exception just this once) #anyway. no one probably wanted to listen 2 all that but yeagh #more recent art but not really. i really tried to do like have a bunch of arts on queue type deal but it didnt work . like at all. #anyway peace and love

[quickhacked]

// COMMISSIONS!

opening up general commissions so i thought i'd make a new post, most info is already in the slides but i require a document with information and references before we can get started, list below!

// WHAT YOU'LL PUT IN THE DOC.

which type of commission you want (head/bust/half body + lines/color)

short description / introduction of your oc

at least one visual reference but preferably more; face claim, art, picrew (if the maker allows it), NO a/i art!

additional visual references such as pose, clothing, tattoos, and color scheme; if you don't have any preferences, you can skip this!

additional details that i need to keep in mind (freckles, scars, stuff like that)

what kind of background you'd like (solid color, gradient, dual color)

// NOTES.

DM me before paying! i would like to see references first before receiving payment, so i'll know what i'll be working on!

if there's no open slots left, i can put you on the waiting list and i'll reach out to you as soon as i've worked through my queue :D i work in batches as to not overwork myself, so i cannot give you an indication on how long you'll be on the waiting list

i'll keep you updated throughout the entire process, please keep an eye on your tumblr dms when commissioning me for smooth communication! i'm willing to move to discord for communication too, but if i don't know you well please keep it professional

i might charge extra for complicated background pattern requests, complicated armor or complicated tattoos, but feel free to request anything because we can always discuss details about stuff!

the end result is a digital artwork of your oc, you will not receive any physical goods!

you’re allowed to post the art wherever and use it for icons and such, as long as you don’t take credits for the art yourself. you are not allowed to sell it or use it for n/f/t or a/i purposes

ko-fi: ko-fi.com/nuclearvessel

#commissions #rbs much appreciated!! <3 #i'll have anywhere between 2-4 slots open at a time depending on complexity of the art!! #i'll try to reply to dms i get timely but please go easy on me if i take a while. my blog also runs on a queue so if you see me posting #that's probably my queue and it doesn't mean i'm actively online at the time! #anyway you can also check my art tag on my blog for more examples if you're interested in what i do :^)

[front-facing-pokemon]

#YAAAAHAHHAAHAHAAAA!!! YOUUU thought the beginning of gen 5 would be SNIVY‚ did you?? well‚ you were MISTAKEN!! #if you want to see snivy‚ first you must take a spin on the ILLUSTRIOUS #V-WHEEEEEEEEEEEL!!! #victini #here we are‚ folks! the beginning of generation five‚ pokémon's “soft reset” as some folks call it #i dunno if it's true or not‚ but i do remember hearing that TPC attempted a bit of a reset with the pokémon franchise at gen 5 #and it never really worked out. and that that's why you can only catch unova 'mons until the postgame #something like that. it's been a while since i heard the theory so that's just. like. what i remember about it #and i'm not gonna google it bc i am 1. lazy and 2. hungry bc i have not eaten today and it has been rough. so i'm going to eat something #after this goes into the queue. for reference it's like 8 PM

[occidentaltourist]

bbc: Some sweet #Silvacre content for your FYP ❤️

#silvacre #suranne jones #rose leslie #vigil #the bbc making a silvacre fan edit was a pleasant surprise :) #i saw the streaming numbers for vigil 2 were very good (understatement) #which makes an s3 at least a possibility #if they can write a story suranne and rose would sign on for #i'm counting on what suranne said that the continuation of the love story is a big part of what brought her back #the series does a good job creating dramatic tension and conflict within a happy relationship that doesn't involve cheating or one dying #if they do a 3rd season i hope that continues #i mean the series started with amy in the worst possible place emotionally and psychologically so surely they wouldn't go there again #s2 with its wlw mlm solidarity/parallel storyline and giving us more insight into amy and how far she's come since s1 #on top of all the other things i liked this season (which i enjoyed quite a bit in addition to the ship) #at heart it's very critical of the british government and military/war machine and some reviews seem to have missed that part #anyway i'm pleased as punch that a prestige bbc drama has two women in love at its center and a lead as compelling as amy #and that it's pulling in the numbers even without the submarine and claustrophobia (admittedly a cool premise) #keep making the fanvids bbc social media team we appreciate you #queue

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Omg idk if you talk Spanish or if it’s just XXC, but with that little and wonderful doodle you gave me the amazing headcanon of XXC being bilingual and just randomly speaking Spanish out of nowhere and nobody understanding him

[TL: XXC says "don't do coke in the bathroom"]

Shout out to the Spanish speaking MXTX fans. I don't think this is remotely what you wanted. (bonus below cut, TW: Drugs)

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #xiao xingchen #xue yang #Ask #bonus comic #I'm not confident enough in my Spanish to really integrate bilingual XXC into the comic #but I love the enthusiasm and there are at least two ppl leaving spanish tags on my comics so...its soft canon here. #if spanish speakers want to throw good spanish memes at me for xxc I will do my best B*) #Maybe he transmigrated and tried to turn the tides of the story but met a even worse fate.... #I like to think he teaches Song Lan Spanish to have a secret language like the SVSSS transmigrators with (broken) English. #The bonus joke here is that it doesn't matter what language the sign is in. XY can't read. He has severe dyslexia #Its not even real coke its just sugar. He's about to have a dreadful time. But the TW is just for the visuals #EDIT: THE QUEUE BROKE and I was outside with my hands in the dirt digging (around) tubers for my mum's garden. So i didn't notice #Happy Mother's day! To the mums and those without one this year <3

[b4kuch1n]

post-drive sketch commissions fulfilled so far! for Cookie Nomie, A. Peake, @azaelyas, viviiyon on twitter, bxby_ashhh on twitter, tsunesama, @trucbiduleschouettes, and Anna.

#commission art #e-sims for gaza #hello! its been a hot minute #I have been. cooking a Lot. such is the nature of lunar new year #but I have. also been racing to finish up some craft stuff due to sudden request from benefactor (mother) #and I was out of hanoi for uhhh two days in total. couldnt open my laptop during those #and also I've finally caught up on sherlock&co.... I. can see something approach in the near future. u must simply excuse me #hope everyones doing well hope theres been good eatin. hope weve been keepin up with helpin out where we can #news are turning in directions that make me hopeful. that have a familiar look I know from our own history #I will keep chippin away at the rest of the queue during the holiday. we gotta do what we can. I'm glad I can help at all #one more day til the year of the dragon. I'll show u guys the stuff I made for lunar new year tomorrow. for now I sleep #have a good night guys! every dragon was once a carp etc

[kpopmultistanfanficarchive]

Escapades [Minhyuk x Reader] (18+)

A/N: Seasons greetings - this is a fic that I never intended to post here. I had originally posted it anonymously on AO3 because I didn't really want my username attached to it, BUT THEN SOMEBODY STOLE MY WORK AND CLAIMED IT AS THEIR OWN AND THAT ANNOYED THE FUCK OUTTA ME.

So....here's some smut. I wrote this.

Happy reading. XD

You startled awake from your dream, huffing and puffing, arms flailing out in either direction to hoist yourself into a sitting position. Once the world came into focus around you and you had caught your breath, you realized how dry your mouth had become in the night. You reached out for the glass of water that was often waiting for you on the bedside table. You never had the forethought to leave a glass of water there for yourself, but Minhyuk had often done so after you’d woken up in a fit of coughs one night early on when you'd first begun crashing at the dorms.

You shrugged it off, sure that he’d just stayed out late after one of his broadcasts and headed to the kitchen to grab a glass of water for yourself. You felt your way across the room in the darkness and down the hallway to the kitchen. Once you felt your feet on the cold tile of the kitchen you let out a sigh of relief, flipping on the light to find yourself a glass.

In the middle of filling your glass you heard a familiar groan from the couch, followed by the sound of tossing and turning. You turned toward the couch just in time to catch a familiar tuft of blonde hair pop into view as Minhyuk adjusted the afghan that he had wrapped tightly around his shoulders and pulled up to his neck. The throw blanket was too short and the room too cold, causing him to have curled up into a tight ball.

Your water forgotten, you turned off the sink and walked around the couch to be met with his sleeping figure. “Minhyuk-ah,” you said softly, kneeling down in front of him and pressing a kiss to his temple as his face scrunched up in displeasure. He was never one who liked to be woken up, “why didn’t you come to bed when you got home? Did we have a fight that I don’t remember?” you joked, the curve of your smile pressing against the shell of his ear.

“Mm, you were dead asleep by the time I got home,” he grumbled, reaching a limp arm over the edge of the couch to pat your hand where it lay against your thigh. “Didn’t wanna wake you.”

"But you're gonna be sore if you sleep like that all night. And I want my cuddles."

Fishing blindly with his eyes still closed, he grabbed your wrist and began to pull, wrapping an arm around your waist when he was close enough to do so. "What are you doing?" You chuckled as he dragged you down onto the couch with him, sandwiching you between the couch cushions and his frame. 

"My baby wants cuddles, my baby gets cuddles," Minhyuk grumbled in reply, throwing an arm over your waist and a leg over your hips before pressing a kiss to your temple.

"Minhyuk-ah," you giggled as he rolled to bear more of his weight onto you, "you're going to kill me. I can't breathe."

He groaned in his sleep, rolling finally so that you rested almost completely on top of him. "Someone's picky."

"I am," you agreed, burrowing into the spot just under his ear and leaving kisses there, "thank you for indulging me."

And with that the two of you proceeded to doze off once again.

When you awoke a few hours later, it was to the morning sun's rays that were only just beginning to peek through the windows.

…And a rather persistent grinding motion from beneath you.

"Hey," you grumbled, giving Minhyuk's shoulder a slap as you realized what was happening, "you can at least wake me up if you're gonna hump me like a dog."

When he gave no reaction to your words you suddenly realized the situation that you had found yourself in. Quickly, you began to plot something devious. Without hesitation, you leaned forward, pressing feather-light kisses to his jaw as you ground with him in tandem.

Minhyuk let out a low groan as he came to, hands reaching blindly for your hips in order to get a better angle.

"Good morning," you whispered against his ear, licking at the shell before sucking the lobe in between your teeth causing a shutter to ripple down his spine. "Looks like somebody was having a really good dream, hm?" You asked with a wicked lilt as you met a particularly hard thrust. "You wanna tell me about it?"

"Was I…?" The words were lost in his throat, caught up in the sensation. "Fucking hell."

"You don't have to be embarrassed, baby, it's okay," you murmured into his ear, forcing him closer to the edge by the minute as he rutted against you, "Feels good, doesn't it?"

Still in the space between sleep and wakefulness, he let out a little whimper, "Mhmm."

"You think you can come just from this?" You asked softly, this time intrigued. "Gonna make a mess of yourself?"

"Mhmm," he moaned, grinding up into your clothed heat desperately.

You nodded knowingly, hovering over him as you admired the state you'd gotten him to. "That's okay. You can. Just be quiet because we don't want your boys to hear," you said, leaning closer still, launching inward for a heated kiss as you rolled against him.

He was nearing the precipice - only a moment or so from falling over the edge by the looks of him, when you leaned forward once more, all teeth and tongue as you nipped at the sensitive bend of his neck. His lips hung open in a prolonged gasp as he stiffened beneath you. With one final thrust he was emptying himself into the confines of his sweatpants.

"Holy shit," Minhyuk huffed in stunned satisfaction, trying his best to regulate his breathing as he peered up at you, his head flopping back against the couch, "uh...sorry. And...thank you?" How do you really put a button on a dry-humping session?

"Don't apologize," you murmured into his ear, grinding down once more, enjoying both the friction and the hiss it pulled out of your partner's lips, "that was super hot. We need to do that more often."

"Mm, yeah maybe," he grumbled as he blindly palmed at your thighs, still resting on either side of his waist, gripping and dragging you forward. "Come here..."

"What are you doing?" you laughed in hushed tones as he weaseled your hips closer.

"I want you to sit on my face so I can make you cum like you deserve."

"What? No, you don't have to-"

"Of course I don't have to," he whined, fingers running up and down your bare thighs as his eyes opened to find yours, "Don't make me beg."

The thought of that alone had heat unfurling throughout your body. It didn't take much convincing after that as you wiggled your way up forward, your thighs bracketing Minhyuk's head. In the next moment, he slid one bold hand forward, yanking your panties out of the way and using the fabric to drag your heat to his lips.

"Shit," you gasped, your body nearly curling in on itself as you grappled with his hair for purchase and ground forward into his mouth, finding satisfaction in his fucked out groan from below as he clung to your thighs. "God, keep going. Just like that - I-"

When the kitchen light flipped on, your brain went into panic mode. With a squeal, you detached yourself from your boyfriend, heaving the afghan (that had fallen to the floor sometime during the night) over your shoulders, trying to cover the both of you as best you could.

Peeking up over the top of the couch, your eyes landed on Kihyun, who was shuffling around the kitchen in a tired daze. "Don't mind me," he grumbled, pulling coffee, a filter, and mug from the cupboard, "I didn't see anything. As you were."

Your cheeks flamed with humiliation as you slid back down Minhyuk's body. Burying your face in his shoulder and heaving the blanket over your head, you prayed that the couch would simply open up and eat you both alive. A comforting hand landed in your hair as you groaned in embarrassment.

"What do you think the over-under is on him not mentioning this to anyone?" you asked.

"Not a chance."

"We're never gonna live this down, are we?"

"Probably not."

-

If you stuck around to the end, then thank you for reading and I hope you enjoyed. I'm currently accepting MTL and drabble requests for multiple groups, so feel free to shoot me a message!

#monsta x x reader #monsta x fanfic #minhyuk x reader #minhyuk smut #monsta x imagines #monsta x smut #i have no queue what i'm doing

[bangtanfanficarchive]

YO I FINALLY GOT A REQUEST FOR SOMETHING THAT ISNT BTS RELATED AND IT IS GOING TO BE BOTH STEAMY AND HILARIOUS Y'ALL ARE NOT READY

#monsta x x reader #monsta x fanfic #monsta x drabble #changkyun #i.m. #i have no queue what i'm doing

[fish-with-more-eyes]

i did not plan to make a vday drawing and have zero time today but i got hit with this idea so. have some silly 25min blorbos

#atsumu fursuit agenda #hehe #i'm tired i have no energy to try and be funny so if ur reading this i hope u have a good sleep tonight <3 #sakusa kiyoomi #miya atsumu #haikyuu fanart #hq brainrot doodles #my art #haikyuu #sakuatsu #skts #valentines day #i feel like 25 minutes is so long for what i produced?? but like what am i gonna do. lie?? #ALSO it's literally not even vday yet where i am but i don't feel like queueing #it's vday somewhere and that is Good Enough

[cerise-on-top]

Easter with König

It's another holiday, which means I'm going to make my favorite fictional Austrian go through the holidays as well. First was Fasching, now it's Easter! If I have to celebrate it, then so does König, except he gets to have a better time doing it!

I wouldn’t be surprised if you’d meet his family during Easter. It’s a tradition of his to go to his parents’ home during that time for a visit and a chat, he only sees them maybe twice a year, so he can appreciate having a small get together with them. He normally gets along well with his parents, but he’s lost most of the contact he had with them ever since he hit his mid 20’s, but he does look forward to seeing them. Naturally, he’d take you along for the ride, regardless of whether you actually know German or not. He can play interpreter for you, it’s not a problem for him. But if you know German already? All the better, that way his parents and you can just talk to each other with no problems. He does hope that you’ll get along with them, they did play an important part in his life when he was younger.

König genuinely hopes that you will like the traditional Osterjause*, though. He’s loved Easter for that reason, and for the freshly baked lambs, but mostly for the best Brettljause*. In fact, he’s probably called his mother two weeks before his visit to let her know what kind of meat and sausages to get for him and you as well so that there shall be plenty to go around. If you’re not from around, then you likely don’t know what a “Gsöchts”* or “Schweinsbratn”* is, but he will assure you that it’s something delicious. König could rave on and on about that one farmer’s “Hauswiaschtl”. In fact, if he can, he’d love to go to the farmer’s market on Friday with you just so he can get you something to eat. Not above grabbing some Bauernbrot* and Krenn* either while he’s at it. Mans needs his Krenn when eating his Osterjause. Although it will have been a while since he’s seen everyone, he will introduce you to all the farmers there since he knows a good chunk of them growing up.

Naturally, he’ll be drinking a few beers here and there as well. He’s Austrian, it’s in his blood. Will have you try everything off the plate, from the Nuss* to the low-fat Karree*. Loves having you with him and will actively try to involve you in any conversation there may be so that you get to talk as well. Again, it might be a bit awkward if you don’t know any German, especially since he’s not the most reliable translator, but you’ll get by somehow. His parents have been curious about you for a while now anyway and have been wanting to meet you.

Although he claims to be far too old for that sort of thing, he wouldn’t mind looking for an “Osterkerberl”* with you. It’s a nice tradition that he used to love as a child and he wants you to experience Austrian Easter with him, so he likely asked his mother to hide one for you somewhere around the yard so you can go find it. She won’t give you any clues as to where it could be found. It’s childish, but it’s a lot of fun. In fact, if König were to ask her to prepare a Kerberl* for you, then chances are she prepared one for him as well, for old time’s sake. And then the both of you, two fully grown adults, will run around the yard, looking for the basket. Once you found it, you had to admit it was rather cute, filled with a few hand painted eggs, some colorful chocolate, a baked lamb and some crafted chicks and bunnies. Clearly, his mother put in a lot of thought into what goes into such a small basket. In fact, even the “grass” was made of edible paper, it seemed.

König would feel somewhat stupid, looking for a basket of all things during Easter, but it did remind him of his childhood, so he wouldn’t outwardly complain. Besides, you walking up to him, all happy with your little basket, does something to him. The sight was just too adorable, so he’d likely ask you, the master sleuth, to assist him in his hunt. Once you’ve both found them, you’d return back to his parents’ apartment and continue just chatting while occasionally eating a bit of the Jause*.

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Osterjause - Food that’s been prepared for Easter. It usually consists of meat, sausage, cheese, tomatoes and horseradish.

Brettljause - Same as Osterjause except it can be eaten at any point during the year.

Gsöchts - Geselchtes - Salted and smoked meat.

Schweinsbratn - Schweinebraten - Specifically prepared roast pork, eaten cold in this context.

Hauswiaschtl - Hauswürstel - A hard sausage.

Bauernbrot - A special type of bread.

Krenn - Horseradish.

Nuss, Karree - Types of meat

Osterkerberl - Osterkörbchen - Easter basket, a basket filled with easter themed food. Sometimes has a gift in it as well, mostly for children.

Kerberl - Körbchen - A basket

Jause - In this context it refers to the Osterjause.

#cod #cod x reader #könig #konig #könig x reader #konig x reader #I wrote this a week prior to posting it and just put it in my queue #I am not back just yet I just wanted to post something for another big day for König #I think he wouldn't drink as much during Easter. maybe three beers at most #also he gets along well with his family because I said so. I want the big guy to be happy his childhood was rough enough as it was #I sort of miss looking for the baskets in all honesty. that was always so much fun #it's a shame that I'm too old for that sort of thing these days. I also want a chocolate bunny in a colorful basket!! #if König was real I'd drag him around like a doll to all the places I don't wanna go to alone. and that includes seeing my family #we'd just sit in the other room and play UNO together until we get to leave because we don't wanna talk to anyone #König is good because I get to imagine what it would be like to go literally anywhere here with him #if I had cared about Call of Duty during my high school years I likely would have thought about attending my graduation with him as well #König comforts me in that way. at least I'm not alone in wanting nothing to do with other people while being forced to socialise every time

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Queueing to make it clear this isn't a one-time thing or vagueing a specific person and more an irritating trend, but: if you have speculation or a personal wish for a story, that is always totally cool and you can and should post about it to your heart's content but it is pretty irritating to post it on other people's theory posts unless you can construct a logical argument and relate it back to their theory.

You want to see a guest character return? Okay, pitch me how this is related to my post, and why it would make particular sense within the story. You think a ship is going to happen? Great, say something other than "Um, I have eyes" on my post if you want to reply to me. You think this campaign is going to go on until level 20? Do you have an argument other than "I want it to?" Then give it, otherwise this would really be better suited to you making your own post.

You don't need an argument in your own post! I think it's wise to have one if you have any interest in convincing other people (and indeed, I tend to find that if there's a lot of MAN WOULDN'T IT BE COOL evidence- and argument-free posts in the tag for something I wasn't already inclined to like, it will make me feel more unfavorable towards it), but if you're posting for yourself and not to make a point you can and should just say what you want! You do need one when you're shoving it onto mine though because now I'm going to get all the people responding to you and I don't want them. Also when people do this and I don't care for their theory I tend to hide the reblog, or I just make the post nonrebloggable if it takes off and I'm sufficiently annoyed, and now no one can see or respond to the theory because they didn't write your own post and I'm in control! Writing your own posts is great! Please, if you are not directly responding to the content of an original post but rather going off on your own tangent, make your own post instead of getting on theirs.

#If you sit on my lap on the bus (what is tumblr but a giant bus) and thrust your headphones in my ear unannounced you're getting pushed off! #queue #i think some people doing this are like. trying to be friendly and have a conversation but here's the problem #if you respond with like. hey. i disagree. a lot of them get REAL pissy so it's like ah you don't want a conversation you want a yes-man #and also like. the way you have a conversation is by responding directly to other people's points not just saying your own thing. #i mean. i recognize i'm saying this on a website where people act AFFRONTED if you write a post that actually contains an argument #instead of shrieking and florid prose that makes rupi kaur look like langston hughes #but like. learn to write a good argument and to respond to people based on what they said not what you already thought. #and learn to accept that writing a convincing argument =/= people will automatically agree with you #either bc of multiple valid interpretations bc there is a subjective dimension or bc one or both of you are stupid