#i have none

[piratefishmama]

Fake it Till you Make It | Part 13

“Buckley residence”

“Melissa, my second favourite Buckley! Hi, it’s Steve, is Robin there?”

“Oh Steve! Yes, yes one moment, I’ll just—weren’t you on holiday with your parents aaaand—?” he’d been calling Eddie his ‘partner’ for the week leading up to the big holiday. Never dropping any names, but given he’d found a sort of second home at the Buckleys… they were relentless in finding out who he was dating.

Since it’d never be Robin.

He wasn’t falling for it, no matter how deep they’d been into flower power back in the day. If he came out, Robin would end up coming out in solidarity and he knew she wasn’t ready yet so—“Yep, calling from Chicago airport, bit of a time sensitive call” he wasn’t giving it up.

“Oop, I’ll grab her—” there was a scuffle on the line then a quick “ROBIN, STEVE’S ON THE PHONE” another quick scuffle later and suddenly

“Aren’t you supposed to be on a plane right now, Dingus?”

“I’m in Chicago! Just checkin in on my baaaaaby, how’s my little bun today? Any morning sickness yet?”

“Robin!!”

“Mom get off the phone!!”

“Hahaha I’m kidding Melissa! Can I talk to Robbie alone though?”

“Unbelievable, you kids are turning me grey.”

“You’re as beautiful as ever though!” The other line clicked off, and Robin’s snickering laughter was all that remained. “One day she’s gonna stay on just to call my bluff.”

“But that is not today, again, aren’t you supposed to be on a plane? What’s up?”

“…Okay so, hypothetically, if you were fake dating someone you… I dunno… maybe, sorta… click really well with, can laugh with, and maybe sorta like a little, would you—”

“Steven Leopold Harrington do you have a crush on your boyfriend?”

“Fake, fake boyfriend, Robbie, fake. And that isn’t my middle name.”

“You’re not DENYING it! It's not even been a DAY yet, Steve!”

“No, I’m not—well… I’d call it more an interest than a crush, but that’s why I’m calling you, what would you do?”

“Pine uselessly for years, you know this.”

“Got it, pine uselessly” He could do that. He was doing that already, sort of. He’d watched in squinty eyed rage while a newsstand cashier with a nose ring flirted with his fake boyfriend while he grabbed a drink to down during the wait between flights. It didn’t go anywhere, Eddie barely even noticed, but Steve noticed. Steve noticed everything. “You really should ask Vi—”

“NO. Listen Steve, as the kids would say, you have found an ‘ultimate cheat code’ to asking your crush out, listen closely now, don’t want you to miss it… you’re already dating him!”

“It’s fake though!” Luckily his parents were off showing Eddie a cool mural they found last time they flew through. No chance of them hearing him.

“So?! Just act like it’s real! It’s like a test, you have a week to see if you’re actually growing ooey gooeys for this guy, and at the end of it, you’ll know if you wanna keep him.” Brilliant in theory but one small hiccup

“What if he doesn’t want me at the end of the week?” The fact that he hadn’t had a solid date in forever before the scheme looming over his head and heart like a dark cloud of suffering.

“I will eat my own shoe. Trust me dingus, trust me. He’ll want you, just work that mysterious Harrington Charm I’ve heard so much about. You’re already half-way there, you get to kiss him already.”

“…Okay, it’s gotta be the real stinker shoe though, you know the one.”

“The skunk one?!”

“Yep. The skunk one.”

“But we were gonna use that on—” Kevin, they were gonna hide it in Kevin’s office after he refused every holiday request Robin put in for a month after she, very politely, shot him and his advances down, why they still had it was… a mystery. They kept forgetting to get rid of it. “Fine, the skunk one. I will eat the skunk shoe, that is how confident I am that Eddie will want you, now please go and spend time with your way cooler than you boyfriend before your parents turn him into a normie.”

“Miss you already.”

“Miss you more”

“Miss you most.”

“Hang up.”

“No you han—” she hung up, and Steve couldn’t help but laugh about it knowing that undoubtedly. She’d be laughing on her end too.

The second flight was much easier to get Eddie onto. In fact, after they spent the hour between flights milling around the terminal, Eddie led him down the gangway, hand in hand, demanding he hurry up or “they’ll leave without us, my precious little harlot!!” there was no rush, they were actually first in line at the gate in front of his own parents, whom Eddie beat to the front of the queue, dragging Steve with him, still ribbing him for the mile high club thing.

He was not going to live that down any time soon.

The flight, in theory would give him a lot of time to think though. Nine hours. In seats that were too far apart. His parents in the middle of the cabin in a semi-enclosed pod-like structure comprised of two seats and a desk between them which they both shared to work on some paperwork, and he and Eddie on opposite sides of the plane.

Which sucked. Because he couldn’t hold Eddie’s hand.

He couldn’t make sure Eddie was okay, and that alone really dug into his time to think about things, because his brain was quite stuck on the fact that Eddie was alone on the other side of the cabin likely going through it as the second flight excitement could only last so long, and that just wasn’t okay.

Eddie couldn’t even do anything to pass the time, he’d packed all but one of his notebooks in his checked luggage, Steve was pretty damn sure he'd go insane if he had to just sit there with nothing to do for a whole nine hours.

So, they teamed up. From opposite sides of the cabin, because somehow Eddie just understood what Steve wanted him to do without having to be told.

It took them a joint effort all of one hour into the flight to puppy-dog eye his parents into switching seats with them.

This allowed them to pick at each other’s ‘gourmet’ meals, Eddie stealing several of his steak fries, and Steve stealing both the last bite of his steak, and two of his orange slices, it allowed Eddie to ramble on about the D&D campaign he was plotting to send the kids through when they got back, allowed Steve to subtly plant the idea into Eddie's mind that maybe... maybe he might be interested in seeing what that looked like.

Maybe they could hold the first session at his place when his parents went away again. Plenty of room! He could watch for once, instead of ribbing Dustin for it and purposefully never getting the name of the game right.

All leading to them both settling in their reclining seats, wrapped up in blankets, facing each other's smiling faces, and falling into an incredibly easy food-coma slumber for the remainder of their flight.

Both wishing the seats were just... a little closer.

Part 15

#PirateWrites #FakeItTillYouMakeItFiclet #Steddie #No Upside Down AU #Fake Dating AU #do not question my airline knowledge #i have none #i'm winging it #lmao winging it... cause planes? anyway #and i dont wanna know if i'm wrong #so shhhhhhhhhhh i'm right because i say i am

[mimorugk]

Domestic HalsinDurge save me, save me domestic HalsinDurge

#halsin x durge #halsin #bg3 #wip #my art #leondorr #The real challenge is coming up with a ship name for your oc and halsin #i have none #halsin x leondorr

[paperkoifish]

User Paperkoifish 2023 promare comeback real?? 🤨🤨(fake)

#promare #galothymos #promare galo #galo #galo thymos #promare movie #promare fanart #promare art #ok so i rewatched the movie 2 days ago #i love it so so much anyone knew me back in 2021 would know how obsessed i was over it #i was very close to buying the munyus and the promare Bible #the nendroids too.. #i have none #anyways everyone should watch promare at least once

[eddiesghxst]

eddie x mermaid!reader? 👀

yes she’s definitely still in the works !!

currently doing the last chappy to pof and then eddie and mermaid r my next target🤭

in the mean time, here they are being cute, sigh

#i’ve been trying to think of a title and… #i have none #so #there’s that😗 #ask #mermaid!reader

[spiralingemptyness]

I got my midday nap privileges taken away… don’t ask

no thoughts head empty = school doodles to show I’m alive (ft. Shitty lighting and realizing I need to practice drawing hats and not smudging the paper more)

#fuck i’m tired #my art #school doodles #fuck sanity #I have none #one piece #op #castlevania nocturne #rdr2 #mortal kombat #cod modern warfare #john price #kyle gaz garrick #he’s tiny but he’s there #kung lao #annette castlevania #dracule mihawk #john marston #monkey d. luffy #portgas d ace #akagami no shanks #shanks #red hair shanks #bro this bitch has so many names #corazon #donquixote rosinante #i can always edit this #Cause #this is a lot of tags

[timandlucy]

Okay but the fact that their riding together started with a Tim test and ended with a Lucy lesson 🥺🙈😂😏🤗🥰💐🎁🎂

#Thoughts? WHAT ARE THEY #I have none #Tengo una sola neurona y ya no funciona #chenford #the rookie

[mysweetsong]

*cracks knuckles* time to make two more DR’s (literally has multiple others that I needs to finish)

#in my defense #i have none #reality shifting #lifa #marvel #pjo

[00-hawkboi-00]

It's so weird to me that I have this whole big universe in my brain, all sorts of characters and plot points and shit. But y'all only know, like, the very tip of the iceberg?? There's so much shit y'all don't know! And the only reason y'all don't know is bc my dumb adhd brain LOVES to procrastinate doing the things that I love?? Doing??

I have only properly introduced TWO out of the SIX reader-insert characters. THERE ARE SIX OF THEM. ALL WITH DIFFERENT STORYLINES/BACKGROUNDS AND PERSONALITIES

this is all a roundabout way of saying if y'all have any questions or shit like that abt the AU, please do not hesitate to ask. ESPECIALLY as I post more and shit gets confusing. I will answer! As long as it doesn't spoil anything..

I know I haven't posted much and it's not that popular or anything I WILL ACCEPT THEORIES or even just rambles/random commentary. Doesn't even have to be about the AU, any random questions/comments are graciously appreciated.

have a price

hehe. i'm in love

#i need some fandom friends #seriously tho #i have NONE #and I am accepting applications 😌 #jk jk... unless? #my dms are WIDE open .. just saying #call of duty #i need someone to hyperfixate w #also someone to yell at me to actually write

[albatris]

I get to go to SPOTLIGHT tomorrow

#for ourple yarn #bc i ran out #and for ornj yarn #i have none

[airanke]

Good lord I draw these dicks too BIG--

#NO CONCEPT OF APPROPRIATE SIZE #I HAVE NONE #NO CONCEP #Air's antics

[evilwriter37]

*Holds up a battered coffee cup.* Spare motivation, anyone?

#I have none

[underated-romantic]

The 60th trailer

Of course it's heartbreaking because of Donna's character growth that she lost.

But I feel like we gloss over something. She lost her best friend. She lost someone so important to her, someone she truly loved and loved her back. She lost all that character growth but she also lost a true and genuine friendship which I dunno how many of those she actually has.

She lost the memories of her adventures and all the wonderful things shes done. But she also lost a stable, genuine, and loving friendship.

And maybe thats why the "I don't know if i can save your life" is so heartbreaking. she has faith in him, and he has faith in her. like its balanced. The only other relationship where she has that is WIlf and he would save her if he had the capability but he doesn't really.

The doctor gives he someone to rely on. Something solid to stand on.

#donna noble #14th doctor #10th doctor #theyre all so silly #i love them more than life itself #doctor who #doctor who 60th anniversary #anyways <3 #the trailer broke me #I need Whovian friends. #I have none

[golden-trash-panda]

For @fairytales-and-folklore who wanted drop bear Willow ❤️

#the owl house #huntlow #hunter x willow #toh hunter #toh willow #toh fanart #what is consistency #I have none

[fr4ldarius]

ok i only have like porn bot followers but um.I have no ideas for posts so like whatever if u like zakkura aerti valenwind umm etc follow me and. we Can be bffs :3

#Like srs i need ff7 friends #i have NONE #ff7 #zakkura #is valenwind still a thing #i love valenwind #aerti

[icantdothistodaybruh]

begging on my hands and knees, how do you draw noses because i love the way you do them

Ah, if only I knew the answer to your question... I think the key to Forbidden Noses Knowledge is just to have a really good understanding of how they look and built?? errrrr that applies to basically anything (drawing-wise) but it's the best explanation I can come up with It's mostly a process of trial and error even for me when I'm drawing straight from the head, however if refs are involved, it's a whole different story, in which my brain blacks out, I blink, and suddenly it's 4 am and a perfectly drawn nose\face\whatever looks back at me from the screen, so I'm not much of a help :( Also noses are just a bunch of triangles mashed up together hope that helps👍

#sorry for my great explaining skills #I have none #my best advice is if you don't feel like drawing a nose then don't draw it #choose to be happy every now and then #ask

[dollscircus]

Sam and Darlin have the vibe of two gay people who histories would call ‘close friends’ despite obviously being completely and utterly in love

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #reason? #I have none