#i have this headcanon that virgil gets very cuddly when he's sleepy

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You should make some Headcanons about what sides are most likely to vape and what kinds they use and stuff 😂 I don’t vape so I don’t know a lot but I think that would be funny 😂

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i’m gonna put a trigger warning for vaping, drinking, smoking, and hard drugs right here.

logan

logan smokes different strains of weed for different purposes. he smokes cinex sativa to stay focused and calm if work is stressing him out too much. for recreation, he smokes white widow, a hybrid that’s known to make you laugh. he likes having a heightened sense of joy when everyone is chillin together. he owns a black pen and an opaque navy blue bowl, but he prefers edibles because of their minimized effects on the lungs. he doesnt vape and rarely drinks. when he does drink, he prefers beer and plain vodka and usually doesnt get much past tipsy. he is usually a sleepy and bitter drunk if he’s not crossed. he will occasionally smoke a cigar if he’s drunk enough but usually regrets it because theyre so bad for you.

roman

roman’s substance of choice is alcohol. hes kind of a slutty and excitable drunk and can often be found dancing on tables and just generally being the life of the party. he loves fruity vodkas. his favorites are mango pineapple svedka and new amsterdam’s pink whitney (my personal favorite 😌). he’s also into malibu. he doesn’t really like carbonated drinks so if he’s not taking shots he mixes with lemonade, iced tea, cranberry juice, pineapple juice or anything else in his fridge that’s fruity. he has a vast collection of shot glasses including a rainbow glittery one, one that says “fuck my liver”, a set of tiny mason jars with handles, and a white one that says “cheers bitches” in pink cursive. he also has a collection of holiday specific shot glasses and wine glasses for various holidays such as christmas, halloween, new years, valentines day and st. patricks day. for more casual drinking, he drinks mike’s hards lemonades (his favorite is the strawberry obviously) and twisted teas, as well as all types of wine though his preference is rosé. he occasionally buys a fruity puffbar or budvape for a night out, in which case he chooses blue razzberry, cotton candy or banana. weed makes him paranoid so he doesn’t smoke, but has hit logan’s pen a few times when he was drunk because he doesn’t mind being crossed.

patton

like roman, patton is into fruity drinks, although he’s not that into shots because he doesnt like the feeling. he likes canned or bottled drinks, like white claw, truly, mike’s and twisted teas. enjoys beer, will not admit this. he’s not as much of a drinker as roman is, but is a cuddly, giggly, happy drunk. he gets very touchy. occasionally hits one of the others’ vapes when he’s drunk if it’s a flavor he likes. he likes weed but will only smoke the strains that make him calm and giggly. if he hits one of logan’s focus strains, he usually has a bad high so tends to avoid it. he doesnt really like being crossed so he picks either alcohol or weed for the night. he has a subscription to a cigar company that sends him flavored cigars. during the christmastime, you can often find patton in a big ugly christmas sweater smoking a cinnamon cigar watching the snow fall at night time. he smokes cigars roughly 2-4 times a month.

virgil

virgil hates alcohol, he found out very early on that it makes him throw up and shake and feel cold. but he is an avid vaper and stoner. weed of pretty much any strain helps him calm down. he has two pens, one with a galaxy skin and one with a tye dye skin that has a little marijuana leaf pattern all over it. he has five bowls of various colors and designs. he can roll a fat joint in under a minute. if youre lucky, he might have a backwood or two. he has a marbled purple bong. if he’s not smoking for fun, he usually smokes before bed every night so he can go to sleep without his thoughts gettin too loud. as for vaping, he has a rainbow lava (this is the one i have in mind), a matte black suorin drop, and a purple JuNo. his favorite flavors are mint, berry and grape ice. he doesnt often buy disposables but when he does, he likes the lush ice and honeydew hydes.

janus

janus drinks almost exclusively dark liquor. scotch and whiskey are his favorites. he also occasionally enjoys rum, tequila and bacardi. he drinks his liquor straight out of a short glass with ice. he will drink wine, but only red wine. he is an extremely composed drunk, the kind where you literally cant tell if he’s wasted or sober unless he tells you straight up. he has a juul but doesnt ever really use it. he will smoke weed, but only if the others are doing it. he usually gets pretty quiet when he’s high. while the others are all cracking up, he usually just chuckles a little. the only time you can ever really tell that janus is fucked up is when he’s crossed. he loses all his inhibitions and speedruns every emotion ever. like one minute he’s howling laughing, the next he’s screaming crying, the next he’s dancing on the table shirtless with roman. he smokes cigarettes but the only other person who knows is virgil, and he begs him not to tell the others. he has tried coke with remus but it didnt really do it for him.

remus

this one is long because i have a lot to cover. i feel like i shouldnt even have to say this put remus abuses all of these substances. remus will drink whatever is put in front of him. dark or light. in fact, the others usually have to stop him from mixing dark and light so he doesnt throw up. the kind of person who will purposefully not eat all day so that the drunk hits him harder at night. knows every drinking game in the book and WILL beat you at all of them. sometimes he loses on purpose so he can chug the bitch cup if the game happens to include one. super energetic drunk, screams, falls into things, flirts with everything with a pulse. if you dont put him to bed he will simply stay up until 7am when he passes out on the pong table. facetimes all of his contacts. the kind of person to go to the bathroom, pull trig, come back downstairs and take more shots. alcohol is definitely his favorite. he has a green lava and vapes almost every day, somehow he’s genuinely not addicted, virgil is jealous. he knows every vape trick in the book. virgil taught him the ones he knows, but the rest he either figured out himself or looked up on youtube. he vapes any flavor but prefers pineapple (gross) and tobacco (also gross. these are the grossest flavors i could think of). as for weed, he likes it the most when he’s drunk because he loves being crossed. he will randomly swipe virgil’s bong and tries to hide the fact that he’s high but he’ll be sitting at breakfast with bloodshot eyes asking patton if pancakes have feelings and everyone knows whats goin on. he has also tried hard drugs like coke, molly, and acid but he’s only done them once or twice. he does shrooms roughly once every two months.

#I ENJOYED THIS VERY MUCH BUT I SPENT LIKE AN HOUR ON IT SO PLEASE SHOW IT SOME LOVE #tw vaping #tw smoking #tw weed #tw alcohol #tw drinking #tw nicotine #tw addiction #tw hard drugs #i think that about covers it lmao #logan #roman #patton #virgil #remus #ava babbles #ask

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Sanders Sides+Cuddles

Summary: Just a bunch of headcanons that I have for each of the Sanders Sides ships and how they cuddle! Pairings: All of them! If I missed one, let me know so I can add it on! Tag List under the cut! Let me know if you’d like to be tagged in my Sanders Sides fics!

Prinxiety

It should be no surprise that Roman loves to cuddle. However he does respect Virgil’s boundaries and knows that there are moments or days when the anxious side doesn’t like being touched. Any other time than that, Virgil puts up with it with a long suffering sigh or two because “Roman, you’re like a damn octopus!”. (He not-so-secretly loves it though because he’s always chilly and Roman’s always so warm). And Roman will cuddle-ambush him anywhere: bed, couch, chairs, while they’re standing. He loves wrapping his arms around Virgil’s waist and nuzzling his nose in his hair. When they can’t cuddle for any reason, Roman will hold Virgil’s hand because again, Virgil has permanent ice cube hands.

Moxiety

Patton’s another cuddler, but he’s more tactful about it than Roman, surprisingly. He’ll always ask before he touches Virgil, even if that asking is done nonverbally. Patton especially likes to snuggle while they watch movies, which Virgil is totally down with. If the others don’t know where Virgil and Patton are, they always check Patton’s room first to see if they’re in a blanket fort, watching movies. (Patton’s room has the biggest bed, after Roman’s of course because that boy can do nothing modestly).

Analogical

Neither Virgil nor Logan are the biggest touchy feely people in the world. They do most of their talking through little glances and expressions. Their most used one is for when Roman is being overdramatic. But when they do cuddle, it’s usually because Virgil’s being panicky and then they sit back to back and listen to audiobooks until Virgil calms down. Or Logan will just list endless facts and “did you know”s because his voice is really calming. Sometimes if Virgil’s anxiety attacks aren’t too bad, he’ll sit in Logan’s lap and lean back against him to listen to him breathe. Honestly, Virgil loves it because Logan is probably the calmest out of all of them and even if he doesn’t make Virgil laugh like Roman can or really understand his feelings as well as Patton can, he’s an endless well of calm and Virgil really appreciates that steadiness.

Logince

Roman is cuddly and Logan really isn’t, but they make it work somehow? Roman loves to cuddle Logan while Logan is reading, because then Logan can’t escape on him. Logan tolerates it because Roman is warm and comfy and he’ll give Logan little shoulder massages. Logan super appreciates this because he gets all cramped up from crouching over books or puzzles. When Logan initiates any form of cuddling, Roman is over the damn moon. Logan is also pretty shy about initiating cuddles, which Roman finds adorable af.

Logicality

Cuddles in onesies! Patton bought Logan a onesie specifically for these moments tbh. They like to snuggle while stargazing too! Logan will tell Patton all about the constellations and Patton will just listen because he likes listening to Logan talk, sure, but he’s also really interested in stars and constellations and such. He’ll lay in Logan’s lap and Logan likes watching him because Patton gets all awestruck and it’s just so damn cute. They bring like five billion blankets and some snacks up on the roof and stay there until they get too cold or sleepy to stay out any longer and then they go cuddle in Patton’s bed until they fall asleep.

Royality

The cuddle fest ship tbh. You’ll more often than not find these two curled up together somewhere. If they’re not cuddling, then they’re touching somehow, even if it’s just their fingers. Roman likes to sing to Patton and they’ll make up little stories together. They both have really big beds, perfect for cuddles so they’ll end up in one or the other. Patton’s also a very touchy feely snuggle buddy so he’ll give Roman head scritches and Roman mElts because he’s (not so) secretly a big kitty cat.

LAMP

A big old cuddle pile! They build forts and spend all day in them, just watching TV or playing games. If they have nothing else to do, they’ll just leave the fort up for however long they can, just so they have somewhere to snuggle. It’s a GOOD fort too, with a bunch of pillows and blankets and fairy lights (Patton helped make this, what did you think?) and also a bunch of stuffed animals, because Patton loves them and Virgil actually does too because holding something helps calm him down. Roman also conjured Virgil a weighted blanket, which he loves. But they basically have endless amounts of comfy stuff because Roman keeps conjuring stuff to add to the fort whenever they think of something they’re missing. It’s a huge ongoing thing and every time they make the fort, there are new things that are added to it. It’s a blanket castle instead of a blanket fort by this point but Roman would have it no other way.

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#Thomas Sanders #sanders sides #prinxiety #logicality #moxiety #I'm only tagging the bigger ships because if I tagged them all they wouldn't track :(