hell, yeah ; roman roy ; part one (m).
track ten of BROKEN MACHINE.
pairing ; roman roy x f!reader
synopsis ; pain was an old friend for the both of you.
words ; 16.2k
themes ; fluff, angst, drama, slowburn, suggestive, childhood friends to lovers
warnings / includes ; drugs, alcohol, depictions of abuse, mentions of death, hospitals, a lot of sexual jokes and general foul language, reader accidentally walks in on roman jacking off, reader is logan's goddaughter, a lot of business talk, roman being an asshole
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Pain was an old friend of Roman’s. A friend of shadows and light, a simultaneous whisper and scream, a slap and a smile. It followed him throughout his childhood, where his father had beaten him with his leather belt for spilling a cup of orange juice all over an expensive carpet. It followed him throughout his teenage years, when his mother admitted to him that she never quite loved him. It followed him into adulthood, seeping into every porous crack of his being as he so desperately tried to wrangle it away. The pain was a friend, but it still stung no matter how much of a familiar presence it was.
There were very few constants in Roman’s life—there were his siblings, who were far too erratic to be considered constants. There were his parents, both of which were neglectful and abusive in their own ways. There was the pain, sure…
And there was you.
You were his father’s godchild, having been a close family friend of the Roys for as long as Roman could remember. In every one of his blotted, hazy memories of his past, he could faintly recall you always being there, a beacon of light within the desolate seas of his adolescence. Roman didn’t like admitting it, but you were the closest thing he had to an actual friend. How you’d witnessed dozens upon dozens of his beatings, and in turn, never laid a cruel hand on him. How you’d offer him sweet smiles and comforting words—words that he pretended not to listen to, but he did. He always listened.
One of Roman’s earliest memories with you was when he was seven and you were six. He had pulled his mouth open excitedly, leaning forward to show you the gap between the bottom row of his teeth.
“You lost a tooth?” you had asked, voice lilting with jealousy. He’d lost far more teeth than you.
“Yup.” He didn’t want to tell you that he’d lost this one because his father had backhanded him over his jaw.
“Can I see it?” you asked, childish curiosity dancing over your irises. He held out the small tooth in the palm of his hand, watching the way your expression melded into one of excitement.
“If I put it under my pillow, I’ll get a quarter,” bragged Roman. He knew he wouldn’t—there was never any money under his pillow when he’d lost teeth in the past. Maybe the tooth fairy didn’t care about him enough, just like his mom and dad.
Your eyes widened. “I want a quarter.”
“Lose your own tooth, then.”
You smiled, roguish and wide. “Or I could just take yours.”
The two of you spent the rest of the afternoon gleefully chasing each other in the large, manicured yard, until you were both damp with sweat and your chests rose and fell in haggard, breathless motions. The tooth was long lost, abandoned somewhere in the grass, but the two of you had somehow completely forgotten about it, anyway. When the pair of you came slinking back inside, tracking mud and dirt onto the pristine floors, Logan yelled at his youngest son until he burst into a fit of hiccuping tears—but Roman tried not to think about that part as much.
Another one of Roman’s prominent memories was during a New Years party. He was fifteen, picking at his nails in a bored fashion, sipping on a drink that most definitely had alcohol in it, but nobody cared enough to stop him. Dozens of faceless people strode by, laughing and dancing the night away. It was only minutes before midnight when you approached him, a flustered wave of heat sewn over your cheeks. The two of you were practically attached to the hip, so it wasn’t at all a surprise to Roman that you’d come seeking him out.
“Hey, Romeo,” you said, offering him a gentle smile. The affectionate nickname was one that only you called him—one that Roman often pretended to gag at but really, he couldn’t get enough of hearing you call him that.
“Hey, fuck-face,” he responded, earning him an amused wrinkle of your nose. You were so pretty then, beneath all those dewy chandelier lights. “So, are you, uh, planning on kissing any of these corporate cocksuckers tonight?”
You exaggerated giving his question a long, hard think, sweeping your gaze over the mingling crowd. “Well, my options are between an old white man… and oh, look at that—another old white man. I’ll give it a pass.”
A snort fell from his lips. “Yeah, well, there’s me. I may be a pasty white, but I’m not old. I don’t look a day over forty.”
It was your turn to laugh, though it was more of a scoff than anything. He took another sip of his drink, before grimacing and setting it down by the edge of the table.
When the clock struck midnight, you leaned over to press a chaste kiss to his cheek, but for reasons unbeknownst to him, he turned his head at the very last second so that your lips fell against his. You pulled away quickly, eyes wide. Roman could feel his heart sinking down to his stomach—oh, he fucked up. He fucked up bad. He wanted nothing more than the ground to open and swallow him whole.
Though Roman had expected you to crack a joke about how gross he was, you did nearly the exact opposite. You smiled, tilting your head to the side.
“Happy New Year, Ro,” you whispered.
The two of you never spoke of the kiss again.
As the years flickered by, you and Roman were near inseparable, especially once you landed a top manager position at Waystar thanks to your godfather, Logan.
It was his eightieth birthday, and you along with the rest of the Roy family gathered at his lavish house to surprise him. He seemed none too pleased at the sight of a dozen people crowding the entrance to the elevator, but he went on to hug his kids nonetheless.
Then his gaze swung to you, and you suddenly felt like an eight year old again, cowering beneath his scornful gaze with bated breath. Unlike Roman, Logan never laid a hand on you—though you weren’t exempted from his sharp insults and ridicule.
“Hi, Uncle Logan,” you said, trying your best to smile in a way that didn’t seem unnaturally forced.
Eyes brightening, Logan wound an arm around you, catching you off guard. “Y/N, my dear, it’s been so long! You look beautiful.”
“Ah, thanks—thank you. You look great, as well.”
You glanced at Roman, who gave you a thumbs up and mouthed, cocksucker.
Once Logan pulled away to go greet Connor, you jabbed your elbow into Rome’s side, who snickered under his breath.
Soon after, Logan herded all his children off to another room, leaving you to greet Rava and her two kids with a kind beam. When Roman came slinking out of the room a few minutes later, he made a bee-line for you, a wiry smile on his face.
“What happened?” you asked, placing a hand on your longtime friend’s forearm. “What’s going on?”
“Dad fucked Kendall. He’s staying on as CEO.” Roman burst into a fit of giggles.
You narrowed your eyes. “That’s—that’s not funny, Ro. Why would he stay on?”
“I don’t know, because Kendall is a limpdick with bad ideas?”
Before you could respond, Logan burst into the room, shouting, “LUNCH!”
It didn’t go past your notice when Roman tensed beneath your touch. You squeezed his arm reassuringly, before gently nudging him into the dining room to be seated by a motherhenning Marcia.
The hospital was a cold and foreboding place. Logan had collapsed in the helicopter on the way back from the softball field, and never before had you seen Roman look so terrified.
In the waiting room, Rome paced back and forth along the seats, his large coat suddenly looking twice its size and his knuckles digging into his squeezed-shut eyes as if he were a kid all over again.
You took his hand, gentle and slow, lacing your fingers with his. There was a pause when Roman gave you a sidelong glance, the air stilling between you.
“It’ll be fine,” you whispered, voice warbling. It was clear to the both of you that you didn’t quite believe in your own words. But he leaned into your lies nonetheless, like a fly driven to honey. “Ro, it’ll be okay. It’s Logan—he’s… he’ll fight through.”
The man sucked in a breath. Instead of replying, he pulled his hand away from yours and continued his pacing.
Hours later, you were curled up on a seat, eyes drooping with exhaustion. Rome sat on the floor in front of you, the back of his head resting against your knee. You knew he was stressed, wanting to sign off the papers as per Logan's wishes, whilst Shiv and Kendall were starkly against the idea.
“He’s not gonna die,” Roman mumbled when Shiv began yelling at Kendall for discussing who would take over the business while Logan was unconscious in the other room. Then, he turned to look up at you, desperate to hear you backing him. “Right? He’s not gonna die.”
“He won’t,” you told him, brushing away a stray strand of his hair from his face. “It’ll be okay.”
Shiv’s tired eyes darted back and forth between the two of you as she huffed out a sigh. A large part of her had always felt jealous of your relationship with Roman—how you weren’t even dating her brother and yet you seemed closer to him than she would ever be with Tom.
When the doctors told the family that Logan had a hemorrhagic stroke and it wouldn’t be wise to operate, they moved him to a much larger and fancier room to keep a close eye on him. It wasn’t long before Kendall, Shiv, and Rome broke out into another large fight over who would take the company. To your surprise, Roman had even offered up himself, which was quickly shot down by Kendall.
“He was fucking playing you to get you to sign the change of trust! Do you even know what it fucking involves?”
Roman reared back, both of his hands resting on his hips. “Are you calling me a dipshit?”
“No. I love you, man, but you’re not a serious person.”
Clearly upset, Roman strode away from Kendall, making his way to you and curling up by your side, his arm thrown over your shoulders. “Fuck you, Kendall. He’s alive, and you’re not the fuckin’ boss.”
A headache began to pound at the forefront of your head. “Guys, can we please not do this right now? Please? Can’t this wait until morning, at the very least?”
A frown graced Kendall’s weary countenance. “You’re not even a part of this, Y/N—”
Roman’s grip on your shoulders tightened. “Hey, don’t you talk to—”
“Stop!” Shiv barked out. “Let’s not throw shit around. We’re right in the middle here—we just sit tight for now. No sudden moves.”
“Well, we need to move! The markets are going to want to know who’s behind the wheel. We need to control the narrative.”
Rolling his eyes, Roman scoffed, “‘Control the narrative.’ You probably yell that when you cum.” Obnoxiously, he stood up and rounded the couch just behind you, pretending to thrust into it while moaning out control the narrative!
“Ro, stop,” you gently reprimanded, which made him straighten up with a sharp clear of his throat.
“Fuck you,” Kendall hissed. “We’re in a goddamn hospital. People know. We have to say something!”
“No, actually, we don’t!” retaliated Shiv. “Nobody knows how serious it is, so we don’t have to say anything.”
The siblings burst into another round of arguments, and you finally got up onto your feet, effectively silencing them.
“I’m just gonna—I’m gonna go home,” you said, voice quiet. It filled you with hot shame when tears pricked the corners of your eyes. You were overwhelmed, tired, sick of all the fighting, and worried for your godfather. “Can one of you please just… let me know if he’s okay?”
“Oh, yeah, uhm… alright, uh, sorry if we…” Roman made an incoherent gesture before roping you into a one-armed hug. You kissed his cheek, before turning to do the same to Shiv and Kendall. As much as they all frustrated you, they were practically your family—the people you grew up side by side with.
The three siblings watched as you gingerly shuffled up to Logan on the hospital bed. He was breathing funny—tubes up his nose, chest rising and falling shallowly. Your bottom lip trembled as you fought to keep the tears at bay. Sniffling, you leaned down to kiss your godfather’s forehead, before straightening yourself and walking back.
As you made your way out of the hospital room, you could hear footsteps shuffling after you. You turned, eyes softening upon seeing Rome leaning against the wall, acting as if he hadn’t been following you.
“You okay, Rome?”
“Yeah, I’m just—seeing you off. I don’t know. Can’t trust hospital hallways these days.” There was a melancholic look to his face. A plea for you to stay was on the tip of his tongue—how was he supposed to go about pretending like everything was fine without you there to back him?
With a gentle sigh, you leaned forward to press your nose against Roman’s cheek, forehead resting against the side of his head. “I’ll see you soon, Ro. I just need to be alone for a bit. Is that okay?”
He swallowed uneasily. “Yeah. Yeah, that’s—fuck. That’s okay.”
You gave him a smile, one that didn’t quite reach your eyes. “That’s a good boy,” you teasingly said in an effort to make him laugh.
Rome stepped away from you, scratching the back of his head and chuckling nervously. “Hah, yeah, fuck off. Bye, dickhead.”
“Bye, Romeo,” you replied with a certain kind of tragic fondness, and he turned to stiffly walk back into the hospital room.
After several nights of limited, restless sleep, you found yourself back in your office, leaning back in your chair tiredly. Hundreds of emails flooded your computer screen—a large portion of them asking about the wellbeing of your godfather. It made you angry—almost irrationally so. You didn’t know. You didn’t fucking know a single thing. The constant reminders that you didn’t know anything about Logan’s fate weren’t helping one bit.
The glass door to your office was pushed open by none other than Roman, the new COO, sporting a tired grin.
“God, my back is fucked from this new trainer I have,” he announced, groaning as he sank into one of the pristine seats in your office.
“You have a new trainer?” you asked, grateful to take your attention away from all those damn emails.
He scratched at the back of his head. “Yeah—I don’t know. Just trying it out. Whatever.”
“Shame, we could’ve worked out together,” you absent-mindedly responded, getting up from your desk chair to sit next to him, burying your face in your palms. “I could use the distraction.”
Because you weren’t looking at him, you missed the way Roman’s features softened for you, his hand patting your back.
“I saw dad a while back,” he said, voice suddenly small. “He got like… tubes and shit up his nose and—” The words caught in his throat.
You leaned your head against his shoulder, shutting your eyes for just a second.
“I think I’m…”
“Scared?” you tried to finish for him when he trailed off.
There was a long pause before Roman cleared his throat. “Yeah.”
“It’s okay to be scared, Ro,” you said, lifting your head to meet his gaze and offering him a kind smile. “I’m here for you.”
Abruptly, Roman pulled away from you, standing up despite his stiff back. “Ugh, fuck. Don’t—don’t make those eyes at me.”
Brows kinking, you crossed your arms. “What eyes?”
“Those fuckin’... seductive eyes—I don’t know!” he glared at you before waving the matter away entirely. “Whatever, I just—”
“Ro,” you interrupted, voice still kind despite him lashing out. “I understand you're stressed out, but don’t make things weird between us because you’re so out of touch with your emotions.”
His voice raised an entire octave as he protested, “I’m not stressed. I’m fuckin’ peachy. Peachiest fuckin’ peach that’s ever peached. Look at me!”
“I’m looking,” you said, unimpressed.
With a frown, he made his way to the door. “You know what, fuck off. I came here to take a nap but I guess I’ll go find a breakroom or something.”
You narrowed your eyes, knowing damn well that he had his own lavish office to lounge in and he was just trying to make you feel bad for him.
“I’ll come by later, Ro,” you told him. “We could get lunch?”
“Yeah, sure, whatever, fuck-face.” His words were harsh as ever but you could see right through his facade—he just needed someone to be there for him.
He disappeared out the door, and you blew out a long sigh. Two hours flew by, and you managed to answer all your emails and organize some files, constantly interrupted by people coming in asking for you to sign contracts you barely cared enough about to read.
When your lunch break finally rolled around, you were quick to dash out of your office, eager to get away from work for a bit. The atmosphere around the building was so different now—what with Logan temporarily gone and Kendall as acting CEO, Roman as COO.
You made your way to Roman’s office, eyebrows raising upon seeing that all the blinds were shut. Well, he had mentioned taking a nap. With pursed lips, you quietly pushed the glass door open, ducking past the beige-hued blinds.
Immediately, a breathy whine hit your ears accompanied by the unmistakable sound of—
Your eyes widened upon seeing Roman facing the window, both hands down his pants.
“Oh, my god—oh, fuck—” you began, hurriedly backing up against the wall and throwing a hand over your eyes. Startled at the sudden noise, Roman turned his head over to see you blindly grappling for the door, trying your best to duck past the blinds. Before he could say anything, you were blurting out an apology, rotating on your heel to quickly throw yourself out of his office.
Fuck, Roman thought. His dick was even harder than it was before. Aroused shame curled within his stomach when he resumed touching himself, this time your shocked features imprinted into his thoughts. His forehead fell against the window when he came, a string of obscenities falling from his lips, and your name tumbling out with them.
Lunch with Roman didn’t happen—you were far too embarrassed to answer any of his texts (he had spammed you nearly twenty separate messages by now). By the time dinner came around, you were just getting ready to go home when you heard a voice say, “Knockity knock knock.”
Roman came into your office without knocking.
“You’ve been ignoring me,” he plainly stated.
“I’m just busy,” you said, refusing to meet his gaze, cheeks burning.
The man across from you tilted his head. “Look, about what you saw, back there—”
“I didn’t see anything,” you quickly said.
“Okay, well, you want me to explain it to you? I had my hand down my—”
Hurriedly, you shook your head. “I don’t know what you’re talking about. I didn’t even go to your office today.”
Roman narrowed his eyes, before smiling in a mischievous manner, patting your flushed cheek twice. “Look at you, you little liar! Come on—let’s go get dinner. My treat.”
Begrudgingly, you followed after Roman, allowing him to pull you into a car, and then into a fancy restaurant you couldn’t even pronounce the name of, and hoard you into your seat. It was nice spending time with him—even though you’d walked in on him jacking off in his office earlier, he was still your best friend nonetheless. Besides, it wasn’t often the two of you hung out together outside of work.
“So—charity gala next week. You got a date yet?” he asked, forking pasta into his mouth.
“No—”
“Easy. You go with me,” said Rome.
A frown crossed your face. “You could at least ask.”
“Why should I, when I know you’re going to say yes?”
“You’re so annoying.”
“Yeah, love you, too, schnookums,” he teased. “Eat your fuckin’ pasta before it gets cold. One noodle strand here costs, like, a hundred bucks.”
“You need to tell dad to back the fuck off,” Roman announced as he stomped into Kendall’s office, startling his older brother. “You know he rehired Frank to babysit me? I don’t need a babysitter, okay? Especially one I don’t get to fuck. I already have Y/N for that.”
Flabbergasted at the sudden barrage of information, Kendall pushed back from his desk. “Really? Frank is back?”
“Yeah, I mean, you’re CEO. Can dad even do that?”
“I don’t… it’s, uh, it’s a question.”
Roman rolled his eyes. “Okay, well, have a talk with him and tell him to butt out because we are running the show now. Go back to bed and, I don’t know, fuckin’ eat some soup. Get some rest. Old man shit.”
The older of the two stood up, holding his hands out in a placating manner. “Hey, relax, alright? The, uh, you know… the dinosaur is having one last roar at the meteor before it wipes him out. But look—you’re doing a great job.”
Roman dipped forward and pressed a chaste kiss to his brother’s forehead. “Thank you. Thanks, man, really. Urgh—it’s actually so fuckin’ good to hear. It’s a big job.”
“I know.”
“Well, do you want some help? We can tag-team it on Dad’s speech at Sad Sack Wasp Trap.”
There was a pause. “Uhm, yeah, I guess. I mean, it is a CEO thing, so, like, I have a whole thing prepared… with jokes and stuff—”
“You’re doing jokes?” Roman snickered.
“Why does everyone keep saying that? I’m funny.”
Giggling, Roman sarcastically bit out, “Yup! Of course you are, big bro. I’m sure you’re gonna kill it out there. Who you taking?”
Kendall’s face twisted with discomfort. “Uh, no one… Rava’s busy.”
“Doesn’t wanna go with you. Got it.”
Kendall didn’t have the heart to glare at Roman. “I don’t know. Maybe I’ll roll solo.”
“How’s that gonna look? CEO can’t even get an ugly sister to go to the ball? You’ll be laughed at.”
There was a pause before Kendall offered, “You know who I’d like to take? Anna Newman—blonde chick from ATN.”
Roman took a second to think about who that was before saying, “Oh, shit, yeah. No, yeah, I’d fuck that in a minute. Take her!”
“It’s not cool. I’m her boss.”
“Oh, come on. What a pathetic beta-cuck!”
“Jesus, Roman, you’re a walking fucking lawsuit.”
“No—I’m just honest. I’m like, ‘Hey, you have a nice face, I wanna fuck your face, can I cum on your face?’ Which is exactly why my face is drowning in pussy and you don’t even fuck your wife.” After a second, Roman realized he probably stepped a bit too far. “Eesh, yikes. Too far. Sorry. Them’s the facts, though.”
Huffing out a sigh, Kendall asked, “Okay, then, who are you taking if you’re always drowning in pussy?”
“Well, I’m taking Y/N, even though I’m technically her boss.”
Shaking his head, Kendall sighed. “You’re taking Y/N? Are you guys finally dating or something, then?”
“Dating? Fuck, no.” Roman blew out a breath. “Hold on—what do you mean finally?”
Kendall’s lips slanted to the side. “I don’t know. We always just thought you two… you know…”
The memory of you accidentally walking in on him jerking off flashed across his mind. Roman clicked his tongue against the roof of his mouth. “Nope. Nuh-uh. Nothing there. Y/N and I are… pals who want to fuck each other but never have, never will. Because we love each other too much.”
Because he was scared of you becoming something he could truly lose.
“You wanna fuck Y/N?” Kendall’s brows inched closer to his hairline with the question.
Roman pursed his lips. “I didn’t say that. What? Fuck you.”
“You just—”
Already, Roman was on his feet, swinging out of Kendall’s office with an elongated bye!
Camera lights, flashing everywhere. Bright and blinding, leaving faint memories of colors in their wake dancing over your irises. Roman’s hand was curled over your waist as the two of you smiled wide for the paparazzi. You had coordinated your outfits—him in a regular black tux that you went out of your way to call boring, and you in a silken black dress with a plunging neckline that he went out of his way to call slutty. The two of you laughed about it regardless.
You were well aware of the headlines you’d make. Childhood Friends Reunited! Logan Roy’s Goddaughter With Youngest Roy Son: Star-Crossed Lovers.
It happened nearly every time you were seen out in public with Roman. And now that this was a large charity event, you only expected the headlines to double in number and grow more ludicrous in nature. Especially when Roman was not one to hold back, always cracking crude jokes.
Once the two of you made your way into the event hall, away from the snapping cameras, Rome leaned close to your ear to whisper, “Can I just say, you look fan-fucking-tabulous right now. Whew, I could just bend you over and—”
“God, Ro, have some decorum,” you replied lightly. “And don’t promise me things you won’t hold up to.”
He smiled, his lips faintly brushing the golden earrings you were wearing, before pulling away.
“I gotta go talk to Dad,” he whispered, patting your hip as he slid away from you. You gave him a nod and a smile before making your way to your designated table, brushing past a frantic Connor who was murmuring under his breath about how the butter was fucked.
And as you took your seat, a handsome waiter with pretty eyes and dark curls came to your table, pouring you a drink with a smile.
“Thanks,” you murmured.
“No problem,” he replied. With a charming twinkle in his eye, the waiter asked, “So, did your date leave you here all alone or did you come here by yourself?”
“He’s off doing… business. As he often does. He’s a friend.”
“A friend, huh?” the waiter echoed. It didn’t go past your notice when his brown irises darted down to glance at your form, the slopes of your curves accentuated just perfectly by the dark dress.
It was only then that Roman came skipping back, head cocked and brows raised at the unfamiliar face.
“Hi,” he greeted, placing a firm hand on your back.
When the waiter, looking awfully embarrassed, began to scuttle away, Roman only held his hand out to stop him, tutting as if he were scolding a petulant child. “Mmh. Fill my glass for me.”
It was a power play—an obvious one. You glared at Roman, but watched silently as the waiter you didn’t even know the name of poured your date some rich wine.
“Thaaank you,” he quipped, drawing out the first word obnoxiously long.
Just as the waiter turned to walk away, Roman stopped him once again. “Ah, ah, ah. You stick around, bud.” At your dismayed countenance, he quirked a brow. “What? Was I interrupting something? If you like my date so much, why don’t you just ask for her fuckin’ number?”
You blew out a sigh. “Rome—”
“No, I mean, you clearly want to, right?” Roman placed a hand on your shoulder. “Y/N, you wanna give this guy your number?”
Almost out of spite, you nodded your head. “Yeah, I’d love to give him my number.”
You locked eyes with Roman, watching the way his expression seemed to shift and harden. He was enjoying every bit of this.
Finally, he tore his gaze away from you, looking back at the waiter. “Why don’t you ask for her number then?”
There was a long pause. Hesitant, the waiter asked, “Can I get your number?”
A wheeze of a laugh escaped Roman’s lungs when you asked for a pen, quick to jot down your number on a tissue.
“That’s actually her number. Wowie. Y/N’s getting lucky tonight, huh?” You couldn’t quite tell if the lilting tone in Roman’s voice was mirth or jealousy. Maybe both.
“Just don’t blow your nose with this, alright?” you told the waiter with a sweet smile, handing it over to him.
When the waiter turned to leave, Roman called out after him, “Fetch another bottle for us, will you?”
Once he was finally gone, Roman sat down in the velvet seat next to you, grinning like a maniac.
“I’d slap you if we weren’t at a charity event, Ro.”
“Oh, don’t talk to me like that. You’ll get my dick hard.”
“You were being rude.”
“I’m sorry, and who was the one flirting with other people when you already have a date for the night?”
You sent him a sharp, heated look. “You’re my friend, Roman. What does it matter to you if I flirt with someone else?”
The man beside you pretended to give it a long, hard think. “You know when a dog gets really attached to a chew toy? And another dog comes and tries to take it?”
“Oh, you did not just compare me to a chew toy, Ro, I’ll fucking—”
Before you could finish your sentence, you were abruptly cut off when music started playing on stage, and performers in bright orange fabrics began carrying out an intricate dance. You wrapped your hand around Roman’s tie, yanking him close and snarling into his ear, “We’re continuing this conversation later.”
You let him go just as quickly as you grabbed him, leaving Roman disoriented, giddy, and mildly aroused.
Not long after the performance, Logan came hobbling up for his speech. He congratulated Shiv and Tom for their engagements, and drawled on about his pride for his children. Roman seemed to fidget uncomfortably at his words. And for the last announcement, Logan proclaimed that he was officially back in Waystar.
You and Rome glanced at each other rather incredulously.
By the time the party was coming to a close, Kendall was being blown off by his blonde date—Anna something—and Roman had come to console his brother on his loss.
“This is our charity. How much is a plate? You gotta get a blowjob at the very least,” he scoffed. “Right, Y/N?”
With a scowl, you rolled your eyes. “She doesn’t owe you jackshit. And I’m not giving you a blowjob, you asshole. Not after that stunt you pulled back there.”
“Oh, so you would’ve given me a blowjob if I didn’t nudge that waiter’s cock right into your vagina?”
Pulling a sour face, you crossed your arms over your chest. “God, Roman, you’re disgusting.”
It seemed both of you were too caught up in your argument that neither of you noticed when Kendall slipped away, too glum to try to break you two apart.
On the ride back home, Roman had suggestively broached the idea of coming up into your penthouse with you, but you were quick to shut him down. He’d come over to your place a million times before but… tonight felt different. You didn’t think it was right to let him in tonight.
“Good night, Romeo,” you told him, kissing his cheek lightly. “I’m still mad at you, by the way.”
“Good. I like you mad.” The brown of his eyes sparkled with his admission. You had half a mind to carve them out with a hot spoon. The other half yearned to kiss them.
You did neither.
You shook your head before slipping out of the car, watching as the driver pulled away from the curb and disappeared behind a row of tall buildings.
Logan always had you over for Thanksgiving. Your parents often traveled abroad for the holidays and you were far too busy to join them on their expeditions that usually lasted no fewer than two weeks. And thus, you always spent Thanksgiving and Christmas with the Roys ever since childhood.
The holidays in your past were filled with fond memories from when you and Roman were small children playing out in the snow until your limbs began to freeze, stuffing dark charcoal down Kendall’s stockings, and exchanging silly, obnoxious gifts that had no real practical use to either of you. Of course, the laughter and the snow waned away after the years, turning more into promiscuous jokes and warming up by the fireplace together as the time drew on by. Nevertheless, the two of you were always together for the holidays.
Dinner was a large and lavish feast, consisting platters of fresh bread and butter, creamy mashed potatoes, juicy turkey meat, and so much more. Roman was stealing just about everything from your plate despite all the food laid out right in front of him.
Once the meals were polished off, Logan had taken to showing off the war medals he had bought (not earned), but it was quick to dissolve into a fight with his estranged brother, Ewan, that brought back memories you’d really rather not think about anymore. It quickly ended with Ewan cursing the family out and storming out of the room and into the elevator to take his leave.
“This whole family is a nest of vipers,” he had said to his grandson, Greg. “They’ll wrap themselves around you and suffocate you.”
Though you doubted Ewan even knew who you were, his words resounded with you more than you were comfortable to admit. This family was poison—you knew it well by now.
To ease the tension, Marcia herded everyone back into the dining room for dessert. It was a creamy pumpkin pie, with deliciously buttery crust and airy whipped cream sitting right on top of the thick filling. Roman had swiped off most of the whipped cream from your pie with his finger, licking it away before you even had a chance to protest.
“Fuck you,” you gruffed under your breath, lightly kicking at his foot beside you.
“On Thanksgiving? For shame,” he teased, forking at his own pie with an impish grin.
“Can we do what my family does on Thanksgiving?” Tom asked everybody, smiling nervously.
After shoveling a piece of dessert into his mouth, Roman guffawed, “What? Fuck the turkey?”
Shiv laughed over her glass of wine.
“Go to other people’s dinners,” Logan dryly remarked.
More prickly laughter.
“No, no,” said Tom, fidgeting with the collar of his dark turtleneck. “We go around the table and we each say what we’re thankful for.”
From beside you, Roman let out a loud retching noise. “Blegh.” This time, you couldn’t hold in your laughter, hiding your embarrassed smile behind a hand.
“I’ll go first!” chimed Marcia. “I’m thankful to have the family all together.”
“Nice!” Tom excitedly agreed, happy that his proposal wasn’t being completely disregarded.
Surprising you, Roman was the next to go. “I’m thankful that, uh, Y/N used to sneak quarters under my pillows whenever I lost a tooth as a kid. I am… four dollars richer because of that. Oh, and that I wasn’t born a Siamese twin.”
You shot him a soft smile just as Shiv said, “Yeah, I’m also thankful for that—because being attached to you would be an absolute nightmare. But, mmh, I’m also thankful for the food.”
“Yeah, yes. Good food,” Kendall agreed.
There was a soft frown to Shiv’s features. “You can’t just piggy-back off of my thanks. Have your own.”
Before Kendall could even formulate a response, Greg cut in to say, “I’m thankful that Logan’s feeling better.”
Roman lolled his head to meet your eyes as he mouthed, suck up!
“I think we’re all thankful for that. It—it goes without saying,” Tom said in a haughty manner. “I’m thankful that I’m going to be marrying into one of the most vital and interesting and… kind and loving families in the world.”
“Are you not going to marrying Shiv anymore?” asked Roman, feigning innocence. Laughter scattered around the table as Shiv flipped off her twin brother.
Clearing his throat, Connor began speaking, “I have a little announcement. Uhm… Willa and I are pleased to announce that I’ve asked her and she’s agreed that we are to… take the next steps.”
Brows raising, Logan asked, “What? You—you’re not getting, uh…?” Married was what was left hanging in the air.
“No, we’re, uh… going steady.”
Roman began giggling under his breath. “Jesus Christ. You guys are going steady? What are you, nine?” At his eldest brother’s slightly crestfallen expression, Roman shook his head. “Happy for you, man.”
Everybody else chimed in their thanks, before you were finally the last one left. With the entire family’s eyes set on you, you folded your hands over your lap and offered Logan a timid smile. “I’m just grateful to always be welcome here. My parents were never around so… it was nice to still have people I could call family. And I’m also grateful that I have the honor of being Roman’s only friend.”
“Hey—!”
Marcia abruptly clapped her hands, sensing that the two of you would’ve spiraled down into a childish argument. “Alright, everyone! Shall we play a game? Let’s gather the kids.”
As if you were cattle, she rounded up everybody into the living room, looping her arm with her husband’s, which Logan barely even was.
The game was one of memory. A cold can of condensed milk was passed around the group as they chimed in what they’d bought from the market, along with what everyone else before them had bought.
Once the can got to you, you smiled as you repeated, “I went to the market and bought… a shark tooth, a pony, a big fat hen, and this.”
You passed the can off to Rome, his hand brushing yours. “Uh, I went to the market and bought a crack pipe—”
A litany of protests burst out in the room. Rava covered her daughter’s ears and Kendall sighed out, “Roman!”
“Alright, I went to the market and bought a gimp suit—”
“Roman.”
“Oh, my God. Fine—I bought a, uh, potato, a shark tooth, a pony, a big fat hen, and this.”
Finally, Roman passed the spotlight onto his father, who seemed like he hadn’t really been paying attention to the game.
“What’s it gonna be, Dad? A hot dog? China? Immortality? Souls of the innocent?” Roman asked, draping an arm over your shoulders.
There was a long pause. Longer than what was deemed normal. Logan glanced around blankly.
Marcia gently reminded him, “I went to the market…”
“Yeah, okay. I went to the market, and I bought… local TV.”
Tilting her head, little Sophie asked incredulously, “Can he buy that?”
“Yeah,” snorted Rome. “Dad can buy whatever he wants. So? Local TV and…?”
“Huh?”
“Clock’s tickin’. Time’s running out. Local TV, and what did I say?” Rome drummed his fingers along your arm—a nervous habit. When Logan took far too long to answer, you pursed your lips, displeased. Of course he hadn’t been listening to Roman. Of fucking course.
Finally, Shiv cupped a hand over her mouth to whisper, “A potato.”
“Hey! That’s cheating!” Roman bit out, suddenly taking the game far more seriously than he should’ve. “No hints. Come on, Dad. You got this.”
Did he?
You watched curiously as Logan glanced down at the can, as if only just realizing what he was holding.
“We can skip a turn,” you said, apprehensive. “It’s okay, it’s no big deal.”
Nodding, Tom said, “Marcia, you can go.”
The wife vehemently shook her head in a defensive manner. “No, he—”
Suddenly, Iverson stood up from his seat on the couch, trying to take the can away from Logan. “You lost, Grandpa,” he said. “You lose.”
The words seemed to anger Logan, and his grip tightened around the can, refusing to let the young boy grab it.
“You lose,” repeated Iverson.
Infuriated, the can came crashing across Iverson’s face with a sickening thud, and the young boy’s head went snapping sideways with the impact. You were on your feet immediately, too stunned to say anything as shocked yells and curses flooded into the room. Repressed memories of an equally young Roman on the ground, being kicked around bloody by Logan’s expensive foot flashed across your mind. On instinct, you pressed yourself closer to Roman, fingers curling around his arm.
“What the fuck is wrong with you?!” Kendall yelled, getting in between his father and his son.
“I hardly touched him, it was just shock!” barked the older man. “Relax, son! Relax!”
“Take your hands off him! Get the fuck away!”
Both Rava and Kendall led a crying Iverson away into another room to inspect how badly he was hurt.
Silent, you slipped out as well, letting go of Roman to turn down the hall. You were breathing rather erratically, and had to press a palm to your chest to try and get your racing heart to quell its frantic pace.
When Roman called out your name, quiet and concerned, you could feel tears prick the corners of your eyes. You hadn’t realized that he followed you.
“Sorry, I just—I’m sorry. I got overwhelmed,” you said, wrapping your arms around your stomach. You suddenly felt like a child all over again.
There was a lump in Roman’s throat as he watched you slump against the wall. He twisted his face in what he hoped was a reassuring expression. “No, yeah, it’s uh… a fuckin’ mess in there right now. I don’t blame you.”
“It just… reminded me of some bad memories. Of you. And your dad.”
The two of you locked gazes for a long while, both unsure of what else to say. Roman shifted his weight from foot to foot, scuffing the heel of his shoe against the pricey beige carpet.
“Fuck,” was what he finally came up with. “Sorry. C’mere.”
He held one arm open, and you leaned forward to just sink into him, loosely lacing your hands together around him, your forehead resting upon his shoulder. Neither of you really needed to say anything else—there was a silent understanding stretched thinly between you. You were there to witness the worst parts of him, and he was there to pick up the pieces of you that broke while watching.
“Hey, fuck-face,” greeted Roman as he swung into your office, looking a bit more weary than usual. “I have an offer to make you.”
“That can’t mean anything good, knowing you,” you responded, raising an eyebrow. The click-clacking of your keyboard halted to listen to him, encouraging him to continue.
Fiddling with his tie’s knot at the base of his neck, he pulled a grimace. “It’s good, actually. Great. I don’t know. Dad wants us to do family therapy together—publicize the whole thing to make it look like our family business is still… a family business.”
“Oh,” you said, still miffed. “That’s… manipulative. Family therapy? Have you, uhm, met your family?”
Roman leaned his weight onto your desk, staring at you expectedly. “Come with me. It’ll be fun. Sand, scorpions, and drama. Imagine it like a weekend getaway.”
The thought of sticking yourself right between a family feud didn’t sound at all appealing. “I don’t know, Ro…” You paused to pinch between your furrowed brows. “With everything that’s happened—what with Logan firing Kendall and what happened with Iverson last time…”
“You don’t have to go to the fuckin’ therapy itself. Just come down to New Mexico.” Roman reassured. With a sigh, he tacked on, “Dad wants you there. It’s good for the image. You’re his goddaughter, remember?”
“How could I forget?” you dryly replied. “Fine. But I’m only going for you, not him.”
A smile etched over his features. “Aw, you love me. You fuckin’ sap.”
“Yeah, fuck off, Romeo.”
You’d fallen asleep in the car. And, as per typical Roman fashion, he startled you awake by repeatedly flicking at your cheek until you swatted his fingers away.
“We’re here,” he said in a sing-song voice. “New Mexico, baby.”
“Ugh, stop being so loud,” you replied, rubbing the sleep from your eyes.
The two of you made your way onto Connor’s ranch. It was large and spacious, undoubtedly lavish while still keeping its old history intact—Connor was especially proud to point out the church on his property dating back all the way to the 1800s. Once inside, you greeted Shiv and Willa with a hug, Marcia with cheek kisses, and Tom with a steady handshake. Logan was last, who you awkwardly embraced, patting him on the back twice before pulling away.
“It’s good to see you here, Y/N. Thank you for coming,” he said.
You knew he only wanted you here for the image. Did he even really care about you?
“It’s good to be here,” you replied with a faux warm smile.
“You’ll be here for the photos tomorrow, yes?”
Roman watched as your smile faltered ever so slightly. “Yeah—yes, of course. I’ll be here.”
“That’s a good girl,” said Logan, taking another sip of his champagne. It seemed like every time you were around Logan, you were reduced back to a little child, nothing but an accessory to be dragged along and made the family look nice.
There was a frown marring Roman’s features as he led you away from his father, to the other end of the room where his sister sat. “This is like a—like the first stages of an orgy. Kind of exciting but also super awkward.”
“And how many orgies have you been to?” you asked with a laugh, bumping your hip against his, knowing full and well that the answer was none.
“I’ll invite you next time.”
The atmosphere between Roman and Shiv was statically tense. They bickered for a few minutes about how Roman had left Shiv in the dark about the vote of no confidence. Your eyes darted back and forth between their argument until it finally ended with Shiv punching him in the arm.
“Ow,” Roman moaned, clutching his bicep. “Fuck you.”
Finally, the two of them begrudgingly smiled at each other.
“I bet Dad’s gonna try winning at therapy,” said Shiv.
“Well, he hasn’t done therapy with me yet. I’m an expert,” Roman quipped.
Both you and Shiv glanced incredulously at each other. “Really?”
“Mhm. This—” Roman pointed at himself, “—is what it looks like when you resolve all your issues.”
“Uh-huh,” Shiv skeptically said.
With a smile, you teased, “I don’t think someone who’s resolved all their issues would use humor as a deflecting mechanism.”
“Ugh. Shut up. You’re just jealous I’m funny,” Roman fired back. “Don’t even deny it. I see you giggling and hoo-ha-ing at my jokes all the fuckin’ time.”
Crossing her arms over her chest, Shiv said, “You know, my guy says that if Dad had had therapy, I wouldn’t need so much.”
You scoffed. “My guy says I have two father figures who didn’t really father me and left lasting impressions—which is just a nice way of saying they’ve fucked me up bad.”
“My guy’s surprised I got through it at all,” Roman chimed in.
“I don’t think you got through it all,” snorted Shiv.
The two of them burst into another round of mocking imitations.
Finally, Roman said, “I will have you both know that I’m very well-adjusted. You guys are just good at hiding it.” Then, as if to prove his own point wrong, he turned to tap Connor on the shoulder. “I just wanted to let you know that I think I’m going to reveal to him that you sexually abused me when I was a child.”
“Excuse me?” said Connor, baffled.
“Yeah, you just would not stop.”
You scowled. “God, Ro, that’s not funny.”
“You are one sick puppy,” Connor agreed.
“You’re the one who kept trying to fuck me!” said Roman through a fit of giggles.
“Why would you say that? Stop saying that! You don’t really think that, do you?”
“Mmh, no. I’m fuckin’ with you. Like the way you fucked me as a baby.”
Connor frowned. “What is wrong with you? You’re exasperating.”
Both you and Shiv shook your heads.
“Good luck with family therapy,” you told her. “Looks like it’ll be interesting.”
“Thanks,” she grumbled. “Really gonna need it. Ten bucks on someone running out before it’s finished.”
With a humored hum, you nodded. Though none of the siblings really wanted this to happen (well, Connor was up for debate), you doubted any of them would actually flake. “You’re on.”
When the therapist finally arrived, he went around the room, shaking everybody’s hand. Logan went up to the center of the room to acknowledge everybody present. “Right. Family. Mmh—we’re all gathered here in this beautiful home because there are things to address… and I believe we should address them. I think I explained all around that we’ll also have a small celebration of our coming together with photographs, tomorrow. Nothing fancy. Just a few simple, candid shots. Anyway, without further ado, Alon Parfit.”
The therapist stepped up next and gave his little speech about the courage it takes to go to therapy. Rome rolled his eyes to the side. It’s not like any of you were really given the choice.
“Thanks. This family is broken, and that has consequences,” said Connor. “A missed phone call today, and a couple dozen kids lose their jobs in China. Butterfly wings, but bigger. Huge wings—like a pterodactyl. Or the Smithsonian. So… let’s fix our wings.”
Both you and Roman glanced at each other, trying your best to smother down your amusement.
“Barely comprehensible,” retorted Roman, and you couldn’t help but laugh.
You strode out of your bathroom in your pajamas, having just brushed your teeth and done your nightly routine before bed. It didn’t at all surprise you that Roman hadn’t moved from his spot, eagle-spread over the mattress, playing a little game on his phone.
“Move over,” you said, shoving at his legs to climb on beside him. “You have your own room, you know. Why are you here?”
Ignoring you, Roman asked, “Why the fuck is it so cold in here? We’re in the goddamn desert. My nipples are so fucking hard—feels like they’re going to fall off. Touch them!”
“Ew, Ro, I don’t want to touch your nipples—”
Roman took your hand anyway, pressing it against his chest.
“Wow. Hard nipples,” you dryly remarked, fixing him with an unimpressed stare. “Thanks for showing me. Good night.”
As you began clambering beneath the comforter, Roman kicked off his shoes and unbuttoned a few top buttons of his shirt. Despite your half-hearted protests, he slid into the space beside you.
“Just like when we were kids,” you whispered, staring up at the ceiling with a faint smile. “I swear we slept in each other’s rooms more often than in our own.”
“You talked in your sleep,” Roman snickered.
“Yeah? You snored way too loud.” You began mimicking the way he snored in between giddy laughter. “Honk shoo. Hoooonk shoo—”
Prodding a finger into your side, Roman retaliated, “You moved around too much.”
“You liked to be the small spoon.”
“You would kiss your stuffed animals before going to bed.”
This time, you let out a loud laugh. “God, I forgot about that. I miss them. I missed this.” Your hand found his beneath the blanket, lacing your fingers together.
“Don’t draw anything on my face while I’m asleep,” he warned, turning on his side to face you.
“Shut up and go to sleep,” you replied, eyes already closing. “G’night, Ro.”
“Nighty-night, bitch.”
He was nervous. You could see it in his eyes. The therapist had already called for the siblings and Logan to gather in the church for their session, but Roman lingered behind, scuffing his shoe against the sand.
“Behave yourself, okay?” you told him, trying your best to give him a reassuring smile whilst buttoning up the top button of his dark blue shirt that was still hanging open. “Do it for Con and Shiv. I know this must be tough on all of you.”
Grateful for your tender comfort, Roman seemed a bit less nervous to head inside with the rest of his family. “Yes, mommy,” he teasingly bit out.
With a roll of your eyes, you shoved him away with a snort of indignant laughter, and watched as he slunk off to follow after his sister. Though Marcia and Willa and Tom offered for you to sit with them while waiting, you politely declined, needing some time alone in your room with your thoughts and a good book.
Not even half an hour later, Roman slipped through the doors of your bedroom, appearing slightly trodden on, scratching the back off his head in an anxious fashion.
“Ro?” you asked, sliding a crumpled receipt between the pages as a temporary bookmark, turning your full attention on him. “How’d it go?”
He gave you a smile—a weary one, full of secrets and doubt. “It was bullshit,” he whispered. For a moment, you wondered if tears were pricking his eyes, but that could’ve just been a trick of the broiling New Mexican sunlight.
“You wanna talk about it?” You shifted on the bed to pat the spot beside you. With a small sigh, Roman crawled beside you, tugging his knees up to his chest, as if he was a child all over again.
“No. Fuck. Maybe later.”
“Okay, Rome. Are you okay?”
The man beside you rested his cheek against his leg. “Yeah, just… I don’t know. I fuckin’... I just clammed up.”
Without another word, you pulled him into a side hug, your nose pressing against the side of his head affectionately.
“That’s okay,” you whispered, shutting your eyes as you leaned into him. “It’s okay to clam up sometimes.”
A hum, followed by a sigh. “Shiv is leaving. She has a meeting.”
“Lucky her. Will she be back?”
“I don’t know.” His voice was so quiet. Your heart ached for him. “Therapist wants us to reconvene this afternoon. If it’s just Connor and I with Dad… I don’t know. Doesn’t sound all that fun anymore.”
“Was it even fun in the first place?”
He gave you a half-hearted shrug.
You rubbed a comforting hand along his back. “We can always just bail.”
Pulling a grimace, Roman replied, “Dad would kill me.”
“Shiv bailed?”
Snorting, Roman shook his head. “Shiv doesn’t give a shit. Dad loves her anyway. Whatever fucked up version of love that is.”
A hesitant pause. “Well… if you’re staying, I’m staying.”
Your friend smiled loosely. “Don’t you ever… get sick of me?”
“Yeah, all the time, Ro,” you replied with no hesitation. “But I love you anyway. You know that, right?”
“Yeah. Whatever.”
The two of you laughed quietly, before you slipped your hands away from him, heading over to your bag to fish out a swimming suit.
“C’mon—I saw a pool out in the back. How do you feel about going for a swim?”
The two of you were sitting side by side by the pool’s edge, legs dangling in the lukewarm water. He would flick water at your face every once in a while, taking great pleasure in the way your nose would wrinkle and how you’d lazily tell him to knock it off.
Just as you were about to sink into the pool, the therapist came up to the water, shedding his fluffy white robe onto a chair.
“You coming in for a swim?” you asked with a sweet smile. “The water’s nice.”
“Mmh, yeah, don’t be afraid of what’s down there. Pretend it’s our subconscious and just go for it,” Roman chimed in.
Parfit hummed, stepping closer to the edge. “Yeah, I know how to dive.”
“You gonna jump?” you said with a laugh, not really being serious.
“You want me to jump?” asked Alon.
Both you and Rome grinned at each other. “Jump, jump, jump!” the two of you chanted.
“Jump, you fuckin’ pussy!” exclaimed Roman, though he was quick to shut his mouth when his therapist flung himself into the pool face-first.
“Oh, my God,” you said, flinching back as a wave of water drenched the both of you. It was all a blur, really. One moment you saw the pool water darkening with blood, and the next you were jumping in to help Parfit out. Roman was yelling for help as you dragged him up over the edge, eyes widening.
He was conscious, which was a good thing, but when he parted his lips to croak out a question, you noticed with horror how the entire front row of his teeth had been knocked out. Unsure of what else to do, you wrapped a towel around him and told him to put pressure on the wounds.
When Connor and a few cleaners came asking what had happened, Roman told them, “He just dived in and hit the bottom!”
“Did you hit your head?” asked Willa in concern.
The therapist said something, but it was muffled behind the towel.
“He hit his teeth?” said Connor.
“Well, his teeth are in his head—kind of a central feature there,” said Rome, wincing as he saw all the blood pouring out of Parfit’s mouth. “I didn’t think he’d jump in head-first!”
“Yeah, well, just don’t let him go to sleep,” you said.
Parfit’s eyebrows pulled together. “I don’t wanna go to fuckin’ sleep!”
As they checked out his mouth, Willa told him that he should go to the hospital, despite Roman’s half-hearted protests that he looked okay. Eventually, it was agreed upon that Connor and Willa would take him.
“Fuckin’ great!” you heard Logan grumble. “And I was about to take advice from a clown who dives head-first into the shallow end of a pool! And now everybody’s fucking off!”
Marcia rubbed a consoling hand on her husband’s shoulder. “No, no, Roman and Y/N are still here. They’re here for the photos. Right?”
Subconsciously, you stepped closer to Roman just as Logan swung his gaze onto the both of you. The last ones standing.
“Sure,” Rome reluctantly said with a shrug. “I give good cheekbone. You?” He turned to look at you with pleading eyes.
You pursed your lips. “Yeah, uhm, yes. I just gotta go wash the therapist’s blood off of me.” With a half-hearted grin, you shook your head. “That’s a sentence I never expected to say.”
With that, you scuttled off upstairs, Roman following after you, the both of you leaving a trail of pool water in your wake.
The photoshoot went as well as it could’ve gone, considering both you and Roman were treading on thin ice around his father. You stood idly by the cameraman as Roman and Logan slowly treaded through the yellowed grass, discussing business matters beneath their breath. It wasn’t long before you were called forward, dressed in a smart white blouse and black slacks, to stand beside Logan while it was Roman’s turn to be benched.
The fucked up godfather-goddaughter duo.
“So, uh, how has New Mexico been treating you, Uncle Logan?” you asked as politely as you could, walking alongside him.
The older man shot you a sidelong glance. “Hot. Dry. Sandy. What else?”
“Ah, I, uhm—”
“Listen here, Y/N.” He stopped striding, and so did you. “You’re a good, dependable woman, with some wits about you. My son seems to be just the opposite.”
You frowned at his words, not overly fond of the way he always belittled your closest friend, his own son.
“I need you to guide him. Keep his head on his shoulders. I’ve just told him to call Japan, as COO, and handle a rocket launch. He’s in a big role now—we can’t afford him to be… easily swayed.”
We? you thought.
“What are you asking me, Uncle?”
Logan resumed walking, taking your arm to gently tug you along for the photographer to snap more shots. There was a tight feeling in your chest.
“I’m asking you to keep him by my side. Deter him from any of my enemies, which have already corrupted his brother and sister. You’ve always been a loyal member of our company, and I see you as a daughter, more than anything. With you, Romulus will be a much more formidable force.”
You swallowed hard. Why did his words feel so hollow? “I…”
“Smile for the camera,” he said.
You nodded, smiling stiffly.
Finally, the photographer asked for Logan to step away so he could get a couple shots of you and Rome.
“So…?” your friend asked, immediately winding an arm around your waist. “Spill. What did pops say to you? You looked like you were about to shit yourself.”
“Shut up,” you told him. “I’ll tell you later.”
The cameraman waved his arm to catch both of your attentions. “Can you guys move closer?”
Obnoxiously, Roman tugged you towards him so any remaining space between the two of you was effectively gone. He smushed his cheek to yours with a wide beam, your heads bumping against one another. “This close enough for you?” At the photographer’s thumbs up, Roman retorted under his breath, “This guy probably has a kink for nonconsensual filming during sex. Bet he has an entire USB filled with this shit in his mom’s basement or something.”
You couldn’t help it—you bursted out laughing, clutching onto Roman’s forearms as you grinned so large it was a wonder your face didn’t split into two. Whether you were laughing at Roman’s crude predictions, or the ludicrous nature of the way your faces were pressed up against one another, you didn’t quite know.
The photographer snapped a couple dozen photos of you genuinely laughing with Roman grinning like a fool before finally saying he had gotten plenty of pictures. More than enough to appease the press, that was for sure.
Kendall was in New Mexico, much to both your and Rome’s surprise. And, to worsen it all, he was high.
“Uh, can you drop me a pin so I know you’re okay?” Roman asked over the phone to his giggling brother, most likely coked up and inhaling several lungfuls of secondhand smoke. From your seat beside him, you could hear Kendall’s faint voice murmur something unintelligible. Growing frustrated, Roman spoke again, “Just drop me the fucking pin. I’m not going to come get you.”
He gave you a glance. You knew what he was asking almost instantly. The two of you were going to go get him.
“Just do it, Kendall. Do it now. Are you doing it?”
Another pause. Then a notification popped up on Roman’s phone.
“Alright, Y/N and I are coming to get you, man. Just, uh… sit tight, okay?” With that, Roman hung up.
His father, who had overheard the entire conversation, furrowed his wispy white brows. “Are you doing the call with Japan?”
Of course, he had just overheard that his son was out there, possibly on the brink of an overdose, and he was worried about a fucking business call. You squared your jaw and turned away from the both of them, shrugging on a coat to get ready to leave in search of Kendall. Though the two of you had a strained relationship at best, he was still more of a brother to you than anything.
“Uh, yeah… yes, I will,” Roman finally said. “But, um, I’m gonna go get Kendall. He’s here and he’s not great.”
A tense silence. For a moment, you wondered if Logan would tell his youngest son to stay and leave his older brother to fend for himself. His eyes darted to you for a brief moment as you grabbed a set of car keys out of the dozens laid out.
Kendall dying of an overdose would do Logan’s company no good. With a nod, he beckoned for the both of you to leave. Limbs suddenly unfreezing, Rome jolted towards you, ushering you out of the house to one of the cars.
The drive was tense and quiet, occasionally interrupted by Roman nervously drumming his fingers against the steering wheel and asking you an absentminded question. You’d reply with a two-worded sentence, before the two of you lapsed into more worried silence.
The house Roman pulled up to was dingy and dark, looking as if it were somehow sunken into itself. The flimsy metal fences were wilting and rusted. Roman knocked on the door with faded yellow paint thrice.
“Kendall?” he asked. “Kendall! Hey, open up!”
Abruptly, the door rocked open on its squeaky hinges, startling both you and Roman. The stench of piss and weed hit you like a shockwave. You lingered by the doorway, studying the room with narrowed eyes. Kendall was near the door, with a few other men smoking nearby.
“Oh, wow,” said Roman, shifting his weight from his toes to his heels. “Hi. You guys gonna offer me a cup of tea?”
High out of his mind, Kendall took another hit from a bong before slurring out, “Yo, Chang, show them your wolf tattoo, c’mon.”
With a greasy smirk, the man leaned forward and pulled his shirt down to show you a shoddy tattoo that only barely resembled a snarling wolf, howling obnoxiously. “You like my wolf, pretty lady?” He was getting far too close for your taste, so you stepped closer to Roman.
“Very nice,” you dryly said. “Hey, Kenny D, can we go now? It’s, uh, it’s getting late—”
Ignoring you, Kendall began introducing the rest of the men in the ragtag group, “Yo, this is, uh, Chang, Tanner, and Mac.”
“So great to meet you guys,” Roman quickly replied, scratching the back of his head in a fidgety fashion. “Let’s get out of here. C’mon.”
Another hit. More smoke filled the room and you wrinkled your nose with distaste. Kendall drawled out, “You know, I was thinking I probably shouldn’t talk to you, given the, uh, ongoing situation apropos of my legal action against you as a board member, for your failure to fulfill your fiduciary duty and breaching my employment contract. Then I thought about it some more and was like—who the fuck cares?”
Snapping his fingers, Roman pointed at the white powder Kendall was lining up to snort. “What—what is this? What is that? Fuckin’... crank?”
Snorting, Kendall retorted, “We’ve been having a lot of fun, Mom. Seriously, you should try this.”
Heaving out a dry laugh, you spat out, “No, thanks. Roman and I aren’t looking to kill ourselves tonight.”
“I hear that shit makes you crash like an airbus full of eggs,” said Rome, eyeing his brother surreptitiously.
“Not if you stay high,” chimed one of the other druggies.
Kendall snorted. “Tanner makes good points.”
“Tanner is too fucked up on thirty different kinds of drugs to make good points,” you haughtily said. “Kendall, please, let’s just get the fuck out of here.”
The older brother tried to click open his lighter, but it seemed to be out of gas.
“Oh, hey, I can fix that,” said Roman, plucking the little prism out of Kendall’s hands and chucking it across the room with a clang. “Great. Problem solved. Let’s go.”
“Fine, fine,” Kendall begrudgingly said. “Alright, I’m coming. Family therapy n’ all that.”
One of the other men blew out a stream of smoke before saying, “Hey, man, your friends fucking suck.”
“Not my friend,” slurred Kendall. “Brother. And his girlfriend.”
Neither you nor Roman had the heart to correct him.
Kendall clapped the both of you on your shoulders as you swung the creaky door open. “You know what, guys? They’re actually pretty okay. Pretty chill.”
The high group yelled a bunch of farewells as you rushed out of the house, the two brothers in tow. The returning drive was much louder than the journey on the way to get Kendall, because he kept turning on the radio to play music obnoxiously loud, and giggled and laughed and made crude noises as Roman took a work call about the launch in Japan. He so desperately didn’t want to disappoint his father, you felt sorry for him.
By the time the three of you made your way back onto Connor’s ranch, you were dead tired and in dire need of some sleep.
Kendall was still excited and giddy, banging his fists against the windows and flinging the door open to yell, “What up, motherfuckers!” to everybody gathered in the kitchen. “Sorry I’m late. What are we arguing about?”
Shifty eyes darting to both you and Roman leaning against each other by the edge of the room, he barked out, “What the fuck’s wrong with him?”
“I’m off my nuts, folks. Off my fuckin’ nuts!” exclaimed Kendall, making for the fridge to touch everything inside, eventually grabbing an unopened bottle of beer.
Roman cleared his throat. “Uh, Dad, just so you know—everything’s good with the launch. I talked to the guy, and—”
“He doesn’t fucking care, Rome!” interrupted Kendall. “He doesn’t even notice. Dad—give him a high five, or something. C’mon. He’s waiting… with those fuckin’ puppy dog eyes of his. Fuck.”
“Stop it, Kendall,” you said with a frown.
Kendall only parroted your words with a mocking tone, which made Roman bristle beside you.
It seemed that Logan had no interest in putting up with any of his sons’ bullshit, instead placing all his attention on a sour Shiv behind the kitchen island. They argued more, Logan angry at his daughter for leaving their family therapy to go meet with one of his enemies. It was until Kendall made a distasteful joke about Logan being a high-class hooker that Willa abruptly stood up, bidding everyone a goodnight and storming upstairs. You felt bad for her, having half the mind to follow her up. But you stayed by Roman’s side, trying your best to swallow around the lump in your throat as Logan argued with Connor now.
Arguments after arguments. That’s all it was with this family.
Shiv was quick to turn tail and leave when Logan called her a coward, Tom hot on her heels. You buried your weary face within your palms. Just as you pulled your hands away, Logan was storming towards Kendall for cracking another distasteful joke—this time about his father’s abusive uncle.
Your stomach lurched with the possibility of witnessing Logan hit another one of his sons, and Roman let his hands slip away from you as he struggled with whether or not he should help Kendall. But before he could decide, Logan called Ken a fucking nobody and staggered off with Marcia in tow.
Kendall pulled a grimace before taking another swig of his beer. He didn’t seem all too affected by his father’s harsh words.
“Good night, Con,” you quietly said as you slipped past him, going out of your way to ignore Kendall.
“Night, guys,” Roman whispered to his brothers, crestfallen.
The two of you wordlessly made your way upstairs and into Roman’s room, which was closer than yours. You didn’t bother changing—simply crawling beneath the cold bed’s blanket, making space for him to climb in after you. Roman dug his knuckles into his tired eyes.
“I clammed up,” Roman whispered, pressing his nose into the base of your throat as you wound your arms around him. “Again.”
“That’s okay, Roman,” you said, repeating the very same words you had said to him only hours before. “I like clams, you know.”
“Yeah? I’m more of an oyster guy, myself.”
“Mmh. Those are good, too.”
“Mhm.”
Faintly, you felt his lips brush against your neck just before you fell into the gentle clutches of sleep.
You’d honestly expected Roman to ask you to be his plus one for Shiv’s wedding. But, to your surprise, he’d found himself a girlfriend at Tom’s bachelor party—a beautiful blonde woman that had sucked the groom off and made him swallow his own load.
When Roman told you, you really thought he’d been joking at first. Nevertheless, you were happy for him, even if he was just with Tabitha to spite Tom in his own twisted way.
By the time Shiv’s wedding rolled around, you decided to go without a date, more than happy to enjoy the night on your own. You stepped out of the car, thanking the driver with a smile, before heading into the venue, your eyes bright and wide as you took in the intricately decorated space.
You caught sight of Roman with his date by the entrance, his mother on his other side.
“Hello!” she greeted you with her lilting British accent. “Y/N, darling, how’ve you been? I don’t think I’ve seen you since you were a little doll—I remember your pigtails like it was yesterday. How you and Roman tracked mud into the house, covered in twigs and bristles.”
Leaning forward, she pressed kisses to both your cheeks and gave you a loose hug. “Hi, no, yeah—I’m, uh, I’m doing great.”
“Where’s your date, darling? Is he running late?”
For a moment, you let your eyes slide over to Roman, who gave you an apologetic shrug.
“No date today,” you told her, smiling tightly. “Just me.”
“Splendid, splendid,” she said, and began to prattle on about how marriages were a miserable affair anyway.
As politely as you could, you moved away from Caroline to hug her youngest son, your oldest friend.
“You look nice, Ro,” you told him, patting his freshly-shaven cheek twice.
“Me? Look at you!” he replied, whistling obnoxiously. Then, in a ridiculous British accent (in an obvious mockery of his mother), he crooned, “Give us a spin, love.”
You didn’t spin, but you rolled your eyes fondly. The dress you wore today was a deep shade of violet, with a tight bodice that criss-crossed over your chest and flowed loosely down past your hips. Your hair was up and away from your face, which effectively took the option for you to nervously fidget with it off the table.
Finally, you turned your gaze to Roman’s date. “Hi, I’m Y/N. It’s nice to finally meet you,” you kindly told her, holding your hand out to shake hers.
To your surprise, she pulled you into a hug instead, smiling widely. “Yes, likewise! God, Roman’s told me all about you.”
“He has?” You arched a brow to him just as he glanced away, scratching the back of his head. “All good things, I hope.”
“Mostly, yeah.”
With a laugh, you shook your head. “Well, I do look forward to talking to you some more—enjoy the party and the company. Bye, Rome—Caroline.”
The first few hours flew by in a breeze. There was a whole commotion with Shiv being upset that Logan was planning on coming, despite her wishes for him to stay well away. Rome had quietly asked you if you thought he was coming because he was worried about the launch. You didn’t have the heart to tell him that Logan could really care less about it, which is why he handed the job over to Roman in the first place.
Then the party came next, filled with mingling socialites and expensive wines and drinks, food that tasted like it cost a hundred dollars a bite. You floated through, speaking to dozens of people who knew your name, but you didn’t know a single one of theirs. It felt lonely, in a way.
Finally, you were able to find Shiv amongst the packed throng, congratulating her on the marriage.
“You’re tethered to Tom now,” you joked, wrinkling your nose at the thought. “You’ll certainly have your hands full with him.”
The both of you grimaced at your wording.
“Listen, Shiv, just know that I’m here for you if you ever need anything, okay?”
With a hum, the redhead took a drawn-out sip of her drink. “You took the photos with dad in New Mexico.”
“Yeah?”
“You with him, then?”
You blinked. “No… I mean, he’s my godfather, sure—”
“Yeah, well he’s my dad, but that seems to mean very little to him.” She regarded you over the rim of the champagne flute. “I can’t get a read on you, Y/N. You’re so obviously not happy with my dad. Why do you keep taking his side?”
Before you could respond, Roman came sidling up to both of you.
“Hey, dipshits! What’re we talking about?” he asked in a sing-song voice.
“Nothing,” you quickly responded. “Where’s Tabitha?”
Waving away your question, Roman responded, “Eh. Off mingling. You know her.”
“Not really, actually—”
It was then that Caroline came up, having just asked two strangers how long they thought Shiv and Tom would last. She’d been asking just about everyone at the wedding that question, making them deeply uncomfortable as they were forced to stammer out a hasty protest that it’d last forever. Or, at the very least—a long time.
“I like your girlfriend, Ro,” she told her son.
“Oh, thank you. I met her at a sex party where she was giving the groom a blowjob.”
You did a double take, not expecting him to be so abrash with his words to his mother, right in front of the bride. To your relief, neither Shiv nor Caroline seemed to take him seriously.
“Funny, Ro. So funny,” you said, trying your best to play off your reaction.
With a nod and a hum, Caroline chimed, “You should marry her.”
This time, it was Roman’s turn to be shocked. “Excuse me?”
For some reason, you felt a sick feeling curl within your stomach. Caroline’s eyes burned into you, but you refused to meet her gaze.
Finally, she turned to her daughter. “Shiv, stop taking everything so seriously. I’m trying to sparkle. When people ask me how long I give it, I say forever. Or—at least, it’ll feel like forever.”
With that, Caroline hurried off, calling after a waiter carrying a tray of hors d'oeuvres.
“She says she’s being impish,” Roman said.
“Well, we know where you get that trait from, then,” you dryly remarked, earning you a flick to the ear, which made you smile and swat Roman’s hands away.
With a tired sigh, Shiv pinched the space between her brows. “She’s being a stone-cold bitch.”
Roman snickered. “Freud is having a field day right now.”
“Fuck off,” Shiv spat, before taking her leave to find her husband.
“How’s socializing been? I saw you nearly fall asleep on a business associate a while ago,” leered Rome, mischief dancing amongst his molten irises.
“Trust me, you’d fall asleep, too. He just kept talking and talking about the future of cybertechnology—I already put up with enough of that from Connor.”
Clearing his throat, Roman patted your shoulder firmly. “Hey, listen—you heard what my mom said, right? That I should propose to Tabs?”
It felt like static started playing in your ears. “What?” you asked, baffled.
“She said I should marry her.”
“Rome… you’ve known her for less than a month.”
“And?”
“She’s—” You stared at him for a moment, incredulous. “Ro, she’s not going to say yes. You guys barely know each other.”
The way Roman’s features contorted into genuine disbelief made you pull your brows together. He scoffed, “Well, just because you said no, doesn’t mean she will.”
Again, you parroted, “What? What are you talking about? When have you ever proposed to me?”
“Oh, don’t pretend like you don’t remember.”
You crossed your arms over your chest. “No, Romeo, I genuinely don’t know what you’re talking about.”
With a sigh, Roman scratched at his head. “We were like, fuckin’ sixteen or something—I asked you if you wanted to get married, and you said no.”
Suddenly, the faint memory of Roman joking about marriage and the white-picket fence life came to the forefront of your mind. The two of you had found an abandoned playground and sat side by side on the creaking, rusted swings. They were clearly meant for children a decade younger than you, but neither of you cared. The night was cold, and Roman’s nose was red, his breath misting with each sigh he took. A wave of nostalgia overtook you.
“Ro, we were kids. And you didn’t actually ask me. You kind of just… told me that we should. You can’t—ugh. I didn’t know you were being serious.”
It ached within your chest when Roman drew himself away from you.
“I wasn’t being serious.”
“Then why are we having this conversation?” you asked, hating the way your voice broke under the weight of your words. “You’re a grown adult, Roman. If you want to propose to Tabitha, you do that.”
With an unnecessary amount of hostility, Roman spat out, “Fine. I will.” But you saw right through him. He was putting up a front because of how hurt he was, just like he always did.
“Okay.”
“Fuck you. When she says yes, you’re not invited to the wedding.”
There was so much you wanted to throw back at him. The sentences lodged in your throat—too many, all at once. With a sharp inhale and the familiar sting of tears in the corner of your eyes and the bridge of your nose, you turned away and stormed back into the party, your dress fluttering in your wake.
She was brushing her teeth, and Roman was lounging on the bed. It was a tender moment of domesticity that was rare for the both of them. But her mind was on what she was going to do when she returned home, and his mind was on you. How you’d looked like he’d slapped you when he told you that you wouldn’t be invited to his wedding. If it was even happening. Which it would.
“You know, you’re fucking great,” Roman called out to Tabitha, face smushed against the mattress.
“Thank you!” she said, smiling around the foamy toothbrush.
“You’re not a head fuck. Or a bitch or a leech.”
The blonde rinsed her mouth. “You say such pretty things.”
“Hm. You never once asked to stay over, or how it works with my dad, or the trust…”
Clearing her throat, Tabitha made her way from the bedroom to sit in front of the vanity table beside the bed. “I’m just pathologically incurious.”
A beat of silence. Roman scrutinized her reflection in the mirror, as she busied herself with rubbing moisturizer into her cheeks. “What if I was prepared to marry you?”
Her hands halted in their ministrations and she locked eyes with him through the mirror. “Hello?” she asked, holding the same incredulous tone you had a few hours ago.
“Hi.”
She laughed as if it was a joke, and Roman shrugged.
“What? Shiv’s getting married. Kendall got married, too—”
The woman nodded emphatically as she pushed away from the table and moved to sit beside him on the bed, “I see. So how about you come down from Mount Olympus and propose to a mere mortal?”
“Yeah, what if?”
The two of them stared at each other for a moment longer.
“No,” she said.
“No?”
Giggling, she shook her head. “You’re crazy.”
“Why is this crazy?”
It took another prolonged second for Tabitha to realize that Roman was being genuine. “Because this isn’t a normal relationship, Roman.”
“What? Why?”
Tabitha chewed on the inside of her cheek. “Well… for one thing, we never fuck?”
A flicker of insecurity flashed across his face. “Yeah, we do,” he protested.
“Mmh, no, we don’t.”
“C’mon, Tabs. We do—we’ve just been busy, is all.” Roman slid off the bed, suddenly feeling uncomfortable in his own skin.
Shaking her head, Tabitha replied, “No, you, like, kind of jerked off near me once. We didn’t even make eye contact!”
“Yeah, alright, there’s no need to be disgusting.” Shame coiled hot and heavy within his chest.
“To be honest, Roman, I’ve had way more sexual contact with the groom than I have with you.”
Groaning, Roman pulled at his face. “Ugh, c’mon, I asked you not to talk about that!”
“Look, I’ve slept with a lot of guys, Roman Roy, and if that’s gonna be a problem then you’ve gotta say—!”
“No, it’s not a problem. It’s Tom’s issue, not mine. I just—I don’t… look, do you wanna get married or not?” He finally locked eyes with her.
Tabitha smiled again, though this time it was distant and sympathetic. Tilting her head, she asked, “Babe… do you think this is how to get someone to stay?” Another long silence. Roman swallowed hard, and looked away from her. “Are you sure you’re not projecting on me? That you’re not overcompensating in this relationship for another one?”
You. It was clear she was alluding to you. She wasn’t mad about it, either. She could tell that Roman’s heart was given to another since the moment she met him, even if he didn’t know it just yet.
“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” Roman stiffly said. With that, he stood up. “I’m gonna go. Satellite launch shit. Bye.”
Tabitha watched him practically scramble out of the room, uncharacteristically somber.
Three knocks on your door. They were soft and hesitant, only barely there. You’d only just gotten out of the shower, toweling off your hair, clad only in a loose white tee and your underpants. When you hastily slid on a pair of sweats, you made for the door, pulling it open just a sliver to see who it was.
Roman was on the other side. His hair was disheveled to no return, as if he’d been endlessly carding his fingers through the strands.
“Are you sucking someone off in here, or can I come in?” he asked.
With pursed lips, you stepped aside to give him space to amble through the doorway, and you gently shut it behind you. Roman was a mess, you could see it clear as day.
“You okay?”
“Yeah. Why would I be? My sister’s officially getting married tomorrow. Woohoo.” He pumped a limp fist into the air.
“I see right through you, Roman Roy,” you said. The faux confidence in his composure seemed to slip right through the cracks of his fingers with each second.
Swallowing the lump in your throat, you tentatively spread your arms. Relief flooded his features and he surged forward, embracing you tightly. His nose found your neck as he inhaled your familiar scent in, and his fingers curled within the fabric of your shirt.
“I asked Tabitha. She said no.”
“I know, Ro. Or else you wouldn’t be here.” You held him all the closer. “I’m sorry.”
“Shut up. Just… just hold me.”
And so you held him for what felt like hours, until you drifted off into unconsciousness. Roman stayed awake beside you, watching you, observing all your relaxed features he had already memorized for years by now. By the time the clock on the wall read three in the morning, he gently slipped away from your grasp, and made his way back into his room.
Tabitha was deep asleep, and his side of the bed was left untouched. Roman bit into his lip so hard it began to bleed, before heading into the bathroom. He laid down in the cold bathtub and fell asleep there, as if he were a dog shunned out by his owners.
Shiv was beautiful in her wedding dress. Granted, she was beautiful in her salmon-hued outfit the previous night, but she seemed to glow on this particular day. When you had told her of such sentiments, Shiv merely rolled her eyes and scoffed, before tugging you into a hug.
“I wish I had sisters,” she whispered when she pulled away. “My brothers are so… eugh.”
“I know. Eugh.”
The two of you laughed, and linked arms when the photographer asked for the both of you to smile and look at the camera. Several snaps later, you were ushered off to the side so the families could take pictures with the bride and groom. Finally, when it was time for siblings and their respective partners, it left a dull ache in your chest to see Roman and Tabitha leaning all over each other, as if what Rome had told you yesterday hadn’t actually happened.
“Y/N, get in here,” said Shiv, beckoning for you. “C’mon!”
Hesitant, you scooched into the other end of the group, where Connor and Willa were leaning against one another. You smiled for the camera, and took great relief when you asked to see the picture later on, noting how your smile looked passably genuine. You’d always been good at masking your emotions. It was just a trait you had to adopt, growing up around the Roys.
Once the ceremony took place, the party took off in full-swing. You flitted from group to group, enjoying the amicable atmosphere and all the free food.
It was when you were in an engaging conversation with Stewy about money laundering schemes did Roman finally rush up to you, a phone held up to his ear. Without even letting you say goodbye to Stewy, he was grabbing onto your arm and rudely dragged you away, despite your surprised protests.
“Shh—I’m on the phone, here!” He glared at you for a moment before speaking into the device again, “Sorry, yeah. Lemme get to some place more quiet. Yup, yeah, I got it—it’s streaming. Connecting.”
“Ro, is this about your little satellite launch thing?” you asked, allowing him to shove you into a ridiculously lavish gilded bathroom, squeezing in after you.
With a frown, he replied, “It’s not little. I reorganized this shit and pushed the launch for today as, like, a fuckin’ wedding gift to Shiv, or whatever, but she’s being a stuck-up carbon-neutral bitch and doesn’t even wanna bother watching it. So you’re gonna watch it with me.”
You jumped onto the sink, and he leaned back so that your knee was grazing his side. You peered over his shoulder to look at the screen, which was still frozen on the livestream’s loading page.
“If nothing comes up in the next two minutes, I’m leaving.”
“Just shut up and give it a second—oh, there. Rocket.”
The two of you intently watched the shuttle prepare for takeoff. Plumes of smoke filled almost half the screen. That was normal for a launch right?
Then, before either of you could say a word about it, a large explosion tore through the entire spacecraft, angry shades of orange and ochre filling the screen. That definitely wasn’t normal for a launch. The blast looked so severe that it’d be a miracle if any of the billion-dollar equipment survived at all.
Dead silence stretched thin between the two of you. It was broken when Roman sharply inhaled, turning the power off and shoving the phone into his suit. He turned, brows furrowed, meeting your worried eyes. You were still far too shocked to say anything.
He cleared his throat and began to wash his hands beside you, arm grazing your thigh in his haste. Neither of you said a word. Once he toweled them dry, he patted your knee, checked his reflection, and strode out of the bathroom as if nothing had happened.
It took you a few seconds to get over your frozen shock and follow after him, meandering through the crowd. You murmured a hasty apology when you accidentally trod on a man��s shoe, calling after Roman, who was intent on disappearing behind everyone.
When you finally found him again, he was downing strong drinks that he had asked Tabitha to go fetch, having just listened to Gerri tell him that he was looking at potential corporate manslaughter.
“Roman…?” you asked, which startled him into sitting up straight on the couch. You fumbled for your words. “I, uh… are you okay?”
“Good. Great. Yup, yup, yup—I’m doing fantastic. C’mon, it’s time for dinner! Let’s go, mom’s probably going to make some shitty toast about how much of a slut Shiv was in high school. Don’t wanna miss that, do we?”
Pursing your lips, you put a hand on his shoulder. “Romeo, I just think we should, I don’t know, talk about this—?”
“There’s nothing to talk about,” he stressed, stepping away so that your hand fell back to your side. “Gerri’s gonna take care of it. It’ll be fine.” Judging by his petrified countenance, he seemed not to have faith in his own words.
You watched as he walked off, taking Tabitha’s hand and leading her to the dinner tables. Swallowing the lump in your throat, you found your own seat at the end of the family longtable, downing the water in the glass in front of you in one go.
One by one, the Roy family gave their speeches for Shiv. Their words mostly flew over your head—you couldn’t really concentrate on the repeated sentiments when you’d just witnessed an explosion that Roman caused—which he refused to talk about with you. After dinner, it was time for more dancing, which you were really not in the mood for. But when Logan asked for your hand halfway through a song, you couldn’t find it in yourself to say no to your godfather.
You wondered if he knew about the launch. If he cared, even. Probably not.
“What’s wrong, dear?” he asked. “You look down. Did Romulus do something?”
“No,” you hastily said, a beat too soon. “I’m just a bit tired, is all.”
“Well, you know who to come to if something’s gone… awry.”
“Of course, Uncle Logan.”
The rest of the dance was spent in comfortable silence. Or, as comfortable as you could be around your tempestuous godfather. You thanked him for the dance once the song ended, before rushing off to go find a bathroom to lock yourself in for a quiet moment to yourself.
Half an hour later, when you psyched yourself up to slip out, you immediately bumped into Tom.
“Hey, Y/N, enjoying the party?”
“Yeah, uhm—yes, it’s been great. Congratulations, by the way.”
“Thanks, thanks.” He rocked back on his heels awkwardly. “So, uh, you heard about Kendall, right?”
“What? What about him?”
Surprise etched over his features. “You don’t know? He planned a takeover. Yeah, Shiv is furious about it. He’s disappeared for a while now, I don’t know where he is.”
Your mouth dropped open as you struggled for words. “Sorry, excuse me, I have to go.” You brushed past the groom, off to find Roman to ask him what the hell was going on.
When you finally found him, he was just beginning to call Gerri over.
“Did you hear anything yet?” he asked her. He gave you a glance once you came up to his side, and he slung an arm over your hips—which was his way of nonverbally apologizing for being an asshole earlier today. He needed your comfort now more than anything.
“About?”
“Japan. Like, how many died—how many bodies they found?”
Gerri blinked. “Yeah, you didn’t hear?”
Dread filled your stomach.
“No?”
“None,” said the woman.
“None? Like—none none? None at all?”
Shrugging, Gerri said, “Two guys lost their thumbs, and there might be an arm that they can’t save but… they might.”
Instant relief lifted the weight off your shoulders. “So no casualties?”
“No, but it’s still tragic how—”
“Oh, my God,” Roman interrupted. “So—you’re—you fucking kidding me? This is amazing! Just an arm and a couple fucking thumbs? Jesus, this is great!” He burst into a fit of laughter, which made Gerri roll her eyes and walk away, clearly busy with the entire Kendall situation on her plate, as well.
Roman grabbed at your shoulders, shaking you with his excitement. “Did you hear that? I’m not a murderer!”
You took his hands, squeezing them with a warm smile. “Congrats. The bar is in hell, but congrats.”
With a strange noise emitting from his throat, Roman surged forward to hug you, squeezing you so tightly that you had to tap his shoulder repeatedly to remind him to loosen up.
“Do you wanna go dance? Let’s go dance!” he exclaimed over the surging music, pushing you to the dance floor. “C’mon, we’ll dance with Tabitha, let’s go, move your ass!”
For a moment, you let yourself forget about business and the takeover, smiling and laughing as you shuffled along to the beat with your best friend and his girlfriend. You let yourself believe that things were going to be okay.
Kendall joined the dance floor with his children an hour later. There was a haunted look to his eyes, but you chalked it up to his guilt for the company takeover without telling his siblings.
The next day, when you learned of the caterer who got high off his mind and crashed into the lake not too far from the venue, you never put the pieces together that Kendall was in the car with him.
It wasn’t Roman who became a murderer at his sister’s wedding. It was Kendall.
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