#i haven't actually watched it but uh

[spoozly]

The h

#Bai he bought macaques sweater. Btw. #Stars.. #I hate thjem #monkie kid #lego monkie kid #shadowpeach #Macaque #macaque monkie kid #Sun Wukong #Lmk wukong #monkie kid wukong #Lmk macaque #macaque x wukong #Hey guys wanna watch me recite part of shadowplay from memory #Mm I'm so excited I haven't been to the movies in ages uh kid this aint a cinema it's a shadowplayyy with puppets whhaaa puppets no I #Thought we were seeing Kung fu monkey cop the movie err check the back oh mei isn't that the guy with the key you mean the magic key that #Can unlock anything? Yeah I'm pretty sure that is him! And I'm also pretty sure that he's still not actually the mayor... Eugh well that's #Not creepy at all. I'm gonna stop here

[dyketubbo]

We haven't been paying attention to QSMP is this that Frubbo dynamic y'all keep talking about

#frubbo #tubbo #fred qsmp #qsmp #Shoot I have to make a doodle tag for myself now.. Uhhh #Randoodles #Yeah that works #I think the thing about Fred's age was cleared up probably but I don't actually know so you get this anyways #We haven't been able to watch streams inbetween focusing on our mental health and also uh. Failing college #Also it's hard to get into heavily romance focused plotlines #But hope you all are having fun over there and such. What is even happening #So much is happening all the time that it's so hard to just jump back in haha

[svtskneecaps]

the only thing stopping me from writing a fucking charlie slimecicle + elmariana + juanaflippa family centric time loop fic is the fact that i missed every single flippa stream live (finally plunged into qsmp a few days after tallulah appeared) and i don't have the time to watch back through the vods because HOLY SHIT CAN WE GET 30 FUCKING SECONDS WITHOUT SOMETHING HAPPENING ON THIS SERVER WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

#qsmp #the venn diagram of ​my awake time and bad's livestream time is a fucking circle #and i also WORK. I HAVE WORK. i can't watch vods for hours!!! #like i worked this afternoon. i got back home right as bobby's fate was sealed for the livestream. i had to watch an hour of vod to catch up #and WHILE I DID THAT #MORE LORE HAPPENED #LIKE THINGS HAPPENED WITH QUACKITY. TAZERCRAFT SCOOBY DOO'D ONTO A DRAGON SKELETON. #PEOPLE GRIEVED. JAIDEN ENDED STREAM ABRUPTLY. APPARENTLY SOMETHING HAPPENED WITH SOFIA. #I STILL HAVEN'T CAUGHT MAX'S POV FROM TUESDAY BC I WORKED THEN TOO GODDAMNIT #LIKE. APPARENTLY BAD KNOWS ABOUT SOFIA? DUNNO WHEN OR HOW. I MISSED THAT ONE. I WAS EITHER AT WORK OR CATCHING UP ON VODS #i. am. screaming. #like i understand why people watch live #it was soooo much easier to keep up when i just kept three distinct povs open and could hop between them like tv channels #oh forever just went down and richas is with him? no worries i have his stream open rn lemme just unmute #hmm cellbit is getting pretty animated let's see what he discovered i'll just unmute rl quick #quackity's saying some sus shit in chat lemme pop his stream open #instead of 'ok i want to see what foolish was doing at chume labs after bad stole his banana so lemme find the time stamp in foolish's- #HUGE FUCKING GIANT LONG VOD and watch thru that but oh. perhaps i want to see what mike was saying after foolish yeeted him.' actually uh #i don't think mike's pov was up that day (unless it was just on yt idk i'm not familiar w how tazercraft's stuff works yet) #BUT YKNOW. I'D HAVE TO VOD SCAN. ITS ANNOYING. so yea its way easier to follow #long tags #block game brainrot #shut up vic

[akechi-stole-my-heart]

wait, how does goro die in the anime?

Akechi is confronted by the cognition in a similar way, but the main difference is that Akechi kills the cognition with his first shot and then traps himself on the other side of the partition wall with a bunch of shadows. Then instead of just the two shots from himself and the cognition, for some godforsaken reason like a bazillion shots are fired, presumably from the shadows (stop! stop! he's already dead!) and Futaba says his signal is gone. So it's pretty similar but honestly just so much stupider in literally every way. Akechi being killed by Shido's cognition is the entire point and thematic endpoint to his arc, without it his death feels a lot more meaningless and random. Even ignoring how it doesn't make any sense plot-wise (why is there a need, however false of a pretense it might be, for Akechi to sacrifice himself/protect the Thieves from a horde of shadows? at least cognitive Akechi is an unknown and presumably incredibly dangerous threat so Akechi has some reason to trap himself and give the Thieves an escape route in the game), thematically it's incoherent. Akechi sealed his own fate. He isn't killed by random shadows, he's killed by the manifestation of his deceit and malice. Akechi allowed himself to become the corrupt puppet of an evil man and he's forced to face that truth and its consequences. It's deeply poetic and all of that meaning and nuance is lost for no fucking reason and I will die mad about it.

#I haven't even seen the anime outside a few clips and the first couple episodes but I did watch the engine room scene #bc I am obsessed with Akechi so ofc I have #I've also seen proof of justice. I need to watch Akechi's other moments in the anime tho since I've heard there's a lot #but tbh the little I've seen of his added stuff in the early episodes I uh. actually really hate lol I don't think a lot of it #is in character. but that's another rant I can make once I actually watch the full show and live blog about it #which I will do eventually. so don't send an ask abt that since it's been a hot minute and I don't remember my precise #takes anymore but you will be getting them eventually. so just be patient haha #anon #sera answers

[sysig]

The most fun you can have, barring the pain and torture (Patreon)

#Doodles #SCII #Helix #ZEX #Teisel #Max Vyer #Zack Fair #Vlad Masters #Weird fun fact??? The last time I posted Vlad was also in the same set as ZEX so uh????? Lol #I could not have possibly planned that so please just enjoy the serendipity - I certainly am lol #Anyway <3 Mostly leftover doodles for now! There's still more especially planned/in my notes but we're at a lull #And it's time for some silliness! :D Love silliness! #Starting with a very cute tiny ZEX ??ing at slippers - he really didn't wear footwear much - or at least it wasn't mentioned so lol #Max has barefoot energy too it's fine lol #And ZEX only wears shoes in his VUX form sometimes! Surely it's just as unnecessary for humans! Hehe #After I doodled him holding a pencil like half-properly I realized oh yeah - he wouldn't do that unless directed would he haha #Much more natural to curl - or at least as close as possible with fingers - around his writing implement :D #I do wonder what he'd think of human calligraphy brushes hmm - more natural? Less? He'd certainly enjoy watching but when doesn't he <3 #Oh I loved him sitting and enjoying the rain ♥ Reminded me of Gaster :D Though this came well-first hehe <3 #Just a very pleasant detail - amphibious lad loving precipitation hehe #Another simple one of hanging out with Teisel ugh he kicked his legs in the absence of his tail he's so cute weh ;;♥ #Hey Max is actually here for a change!! I want to give him more attention he deserves it - especially with everyone being so mean to him :') #He just wants friends! He's barely here be nice to him while he is! At least Peter was nice to him haha #You only think he's creepy because you think he's fake and ZEX is real - they're both real don't be mean #Max's clinginess is so sad here haha :') Protect him pls <3 #I love ZEX's asides with Vlad lol ♪ Man I really haven't drawn him in ages too long! #Okay but the image of ZEX in a nurse costume? Amazing he'd rock it - Max even moreso since he'd understand the context <3 #Get this man in a skirt and heels stat he'll look So pretty ♫

[loverboybrightsideghost]

midnight is a masterpiece

#bluebird.txt #sorry uh. i'm not well. #what a decision to watch midnight and turn left back to back. what a fucking decision to just. #everything that comes after the unicorn and the wasp #which i still need to watch actually... #i haven't even BEGUN processing turn left yet bruh 😭 #doctor who

[skrunksthatwunk]

i just finished saw v and i don't have high hopes for the rest of the franchise (based on what ive heard) but im in too deep to stop now

#no i haven't enjoyed the last two no i don't expect to get much out of the next five or so movies. but i need to know. #i guess saw v mightve suffered bc i watched it basically immediately after iv #something i didnt do with any of the others #but i was told v was one of the good ones so i was looking forward to it. i dont think it was burnout yknow #but uh. i didn't like it. i think i liked iv more honestly. strahm and hoffman do absolutely nothing for me #i liked the traps. that was it though #it felt so pointless and empty. it was the first one where i genuinely wondered why they made it. why did they decide to keep going with #this. i think ii and iv both function more/better as setup for their following films but like. at least iii was pretty good yknow #like both amanda and hoffman's accomplicing feels kinda retconned in but at least amanda's an interesting character #what does hoffman have. what does strahm have. nothing. and no i don't think they have much in the way of homoeroticism either. #i don't tend to be so negative and im sorry if someone goes in the saw tags and feels bad about me talking shit about something they like #because i know that doesn't feel good. honestly i'd love to hear why people like v. maybe it'll change my opinion of it if i look at it a #different way yknow? but for now im just annoyed by it. iv was engaging in the moment but very forgettable #i liked riggs well enough but we barely learned a thing about him. he wasn't a deep character at all and i think that's a shame #but v was just a paperwork-based cat and mouse chase. 90 minutes and it still felt like they were wasting my time #why did strahm go to the old trap locations? i don't think he found anything out there. likr it was just a framing device for the flashback #but he didn't actually have a reason to go there. waste of my time #not an original critique im sure but saw ii on seems to be more focused on scale and layers of shit (i.e. having two games going at once) #than using the traps to examine the characters. i mean you go from two guys in a bathroom for a couple hours #learning about who they are gradually at a slow pace vs like 8 people in a house plus cop stuff plus 90 second traps of dubious fairness #hoffman has no real relationship with kramer (unlike amanda) and basically everyone who'd been following jigsaw is dead and so are jigsaw #and (presumably) amanda. what am i supposed to be here for? the vague outline of a saw trap? the type of torture happening? #im not even opposed to that per se but frankly the more they focus on the cops surrounding this shit the less fun it is #why are you making all the traps like 15 seconds long and tied to characters who aren't the primary focus. it's saw #ughh i miss adam. i miss amanda. hell i miss kramer and he was pretty present in this one (flashbackwise) #whateverrr. anyway that poll comparing chainshippng shotgunnshippng and coffinshippng where shotgun was last? lesbophobic. #im only half joking about that. im sure ppl have their reasons for coffin but i also think it's the tendency fandom bias for “two white guy #ships. but hey maybe vi and onwards will add more context to that that'll make me reconsider. i mean i wouldn't have liked the amanda #accomplice thing That much if i'd only seen ii. i think iii really makes it mesh better and it leads to fun character stuff #(though i still think i would've liked it more bc like. amanda was always grateful to jigsaw right? again hoffman comes outta nowhere)

[genderqueerpond]

if it is a time loop thing.... if it is a TIME LOOP it puts the whole. "I think I'm really really me" line in a completely new and absolutely delightful context.

Theory not my own, I saw it in a youtube comment.

But let's just imagine that. Let's entertain it briefly.

Fourteen lives out their life with Donna's family, and then whatever they do after that. Regenerates eventually, most likely into the Curator. Lives out that life until it wears out.

And then regenerates, but, wait.... *poof*. He finds himself somewhere else entirely, finds himself on the other side of a now distant memory.

Oh! I'm finally me! "I think I'm really, really me!"

#btw the curator's first appearance is actually shada #like. not officially #but that is ABSOLUTELY 1000% the same character #the meta presentation of the unfinished tv serial #it's SO worth watching if you haven't #anyway #uh. yeah #dw spoilers #dw theory #lavender thoughts #i might come around to something like this idk #however i do really deeply hope they don't spend a chunk of ncuti's era talking about david tennant #it would be deeply unfair to him #he's the doctor it's meant to be about HIM #like the way RTD fucked over martha all over again. honestly I've been worried about this since the moment i learned tenteen was happening #and keeping him around!!!! makes it more likely #but it could still be handled gracefully i think so fingers crossed

[anothermonikan]

I'm at that part of the brainrot where I have to incorporate the interest(tm) as part of my daily routine and I constantly have a fanfiction playing in my head that I will never write

#It happened with DHMIS and oh boy is it happening with Ultrakill #At least with DHMIS it was a series so I just watched it everyday <333 #And DHMS 'lore' is like. It doesn't even matter the show doesn't care for it #but Ultrakill.....Like yeah I can't go to bed without watching *looks at watch history* uh #All Gabriel act 2 voicelines and Ultrakill 5 S end video #And my knowledge of Ultrakill lore is so shaky because like. I only just actually started playing the game myself :sob: #So writing fanfic is actually a bit implausible this time. With DHMIS I just didn't do it because alas. I am not worthy #(I haven't been able to write fanfiction since I was like 15) #I won't ramble in tags I WISH I could write fanfiction but uh. Monika synpath moments #Ultrakill #Android.txt

[loregoddess]

hey so when I started watching Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles I was like, "haha, sure I'll check out the goofy turtle show, see what all the hype is about"

I never guessed I'd be crying at the end

#seriously what the heck #the season 2 finale did NOT need to go that hard #I haven't legit cried at that many shows and here I am crying about the goofy ninja turtles #so uh yeah the show's great actually #need to see if I can find a place to watch the movie now #not sure I get into all the older stuff or not bc that's...a lot of shows and several movies but goddamn Rise was worth the time #also my self-teaching Japanese paid off a little bc I knew what the phrase meant before the translation was shared #so uh...that was neat actually bc I was feeling kinda down about how little progress I felt I was making alone #oracle of lore

[noxtivagus]

i've been getting back to a lot of my interests again hehe

#🌙.rambles #i haven't played much of arknights ever since my failed attempts at pulling ebenholz #i was rlly playing actively until then 😭 BUT IM RLLY GLAD I'M ACTUALLY FINALLY GOTTEN TO PLAYING MORE #watching anime w apollo like that day during christmas break n since then. i've been like #jjk uh. getou n megumi >< #n hdjaflksdjf yh i think it's pretty obvious w a lot of my rambles last month my brainrots w ffvii & ffxv #funny thinking abt how a lot of my fav characters have that prominent gay ship #OH YEAH.... while it was like. grealy stuff like final fantasy/granblue fantasy last december #lucifer lucilius lucio belial lancelot n cain. still take up a lot of my mind on the gbf end. help #n then it's been a while but i rlly want to read lingering echoes i rlly do (i havent yet) but there's that anxiety idk what to call it aaa #i WILL get to playing arknights again tho soon #6.3 ffxiv is also coming so soon omg #HELP THERE'S SO MUCH I WANT TO DO N I RLLY WANT TO DO THEM but. HDLKAJLFKSD >.> #every saturday apollo n i have this review thing in preparation for yh n honestly i'm also excited for that #friday we have this training thing for the business committee we got accepted to for our school fair #i'm excited for that too i love responsibility i love duties #random but i'm still obsessed with. from the heavens & invincible ffxiv #there's sm things i love n am passionate abt n want to do you see my dilemma 😭 yk what i'll log into ffxiv a bit #i've been farming side stories in gbf for the past few hours n multitasking w other stuff too #i'll finish the rest of my assignments for next week too i'm nearly done w them. #it's funny actually bcs the day they were given i was working on them n very nearly finished but i rested a bit n i didn't return to it 🫣 #I WILL BE PRODUCTIVE NOW THO BYE <3 #wait my ffxiv sub ran out......... 💀 #my ffxiv hyperfixation is still as strong as ever i cld just ramble abt drk or hermes or any of the expacs n zero on n on without end #so much to do n it is rather stressful but i'm happy like this hehe i love success

[black-arms-hivemind]

Sorry for the 1am posting, I had a sureal ass dream and I'm basically recovering

#it wasn't even like. a nightmare i guess? #i didn't wake up scared i joke woke up confused #anyway hate that i had to look up a youtuber i haven't watched in actual years just to verify that the very specific #and very unrealistic #didn't actually happen to him #thanks brain #i really hope youtube doesn't think I'm interested in watching the guy again #i deleted that part of my search history afterwords but uh #yeah #hive rose red

[halfax-a]

Just found out my local independent cinema is having a showcase for David Lynch, i'm gonna take my meager salary and move to the cinema for a week. GIRL I'M GONNA LEARN!!!

#i wanna take this opportunity cause it's one of those names i keep hearing about but have never checked out the actual works #also the last time i did smth like this in this cinema it literally changed my life for the better #and i haven't been into movies for a bit #i am excited!! #should i watch the twin peaks -uh prologue? before i've seen the actual show? #i think i still want to

[airenyah]

.

#i've had some some uh. thoughts. about last twilight #possibly some unpopular opinions even that i haven't mentioned so far bc i couldn't be bothered #and also bc i don't know enough about being blind to confidently state my opinions on the matter in question #but over the last few episodes i've definitely had some questions that i'd absolutely love to ask some actual blind people #the fact that i've been watching matthew and paul's videos on instagram over the past few months doesn't help either tbh #bc i'll see the way paul goes about his day and then i watch last twilight and see how day is portrayed and i just go I HAVE QUESTIONS #i sometimes wonder what matthew and paul would think of last twilight tbh like. i wonder what their opinion would be #what would they love about it? what would they be able to relate to? what would strike them as odd? that kinda stuff. i wanna knowwww #anyway if you're reading this do go check out matthew and paul (and mr. maple the goodest doggo) <3 #they're fun and their vids are also informative about the daily life of a legally blind person #tag geplapper #adrm #another thing is like. sometimes the show just feels a little TOO dramatized to me in a way that... idk it's a bit uncomfortable somehow #and now with the preview about the eye transplant and day maybe seeing again? uh. #not sure how i feel about this? #but also i'm not blind nor am i friends with any blind people so idk!!! would love to discuss this with a blind person tbh #anyway there i said it. a little bit at least #i have not yet talked about. the pebbles #or the house #anyway bye

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

Pt III good omens but i STILL SOMEHOW haven't watched it (and i'm increasingly passive aggressive)

i'm now basically held hostage adopted as mascot by this fandom. it's fine i'm fine *SIGNALS FOR HELP DESPERATELY*

Alright fuckers I swear this time I'm going to get some shit right. Without further ado, here's my third attempt at a good omens summary:

Everything everywhere is queer all at once

Angel Aziraphale and demon Crowley on earth likey each other

The car is a bentley and it is BLACK not silver and everyone is very upset about this. my bad yall it was reflecting light therefore i guessed more silver than black but I'm not Anish Kapoor take your black.

Then it is yellow, and aziraphale likes it. crowley preferred the black because he's a flamboyant emo.

God is a deadbeat absentee parent and you are all children of divorce.

There's a naked archangel and they cause problems for the husbands somehow. By being naked? By being an archangel? By being at their doorstep? Who knows not me

They were actually married for 6000 years, they just are the last to know about it.

Crowley is on fire. Like, he's slaying for sure, but also he is literally on fire, like Aziraphale's bookstore.

The actors like I said before are Michael Sheen and David Tennant but this is the place where I finally admit that I don't actually know who is whom. I'm going to assume Michael is Aziraphale because Michael sounds angel-y and David is Crowley because uh Michaelangelo made David and was gay for him.

Terry Pratchett is not fictional.

He co-wrote the book with @neil-gaiman, who IS fictional, because he does not have social media. Several of you have assured me that he is in fact a fandom inside joke. I like to think he would be proud of me.

They adopt a preteen and Crowley gives him bad advice.

At some point a baby was delivered to someone and was exchanged for the son of Satan. Idk if the baby is the preteen, or the son of satan is the preteen, or neither. This could be a fanfic, I have no way of differentiating the fanfic from canon on tumblr, except that the canon is weirder.

Crowley does not go down a chute. He goes down a telephone cord after making himself microscopic to pole dance on a pin with shroom-induced backgrounds.

During this his stage name is Disco Tony. Get it king go slay you're making better life choices than I am tbh.

Aziraphale is a biblically accurate angel, and you have all gone to extensive lengths to prove this to me. I understood nothing, but there you go.

It's all very queer, just like the fandom.

Crowley is a retired demon but he still sins by breaking the speed limit.

They eat at fancy restaurants and bicker but like in a sexual undercurrent way.

Crowley gives Aziraphale a private dance that is not a lap dance, it is an apology dance, but not in a kinky way, until it is.

Their haircuts keep changing and range from 'this is acceptable and gay' to 'i let a drunk chimpanzee take gardening shears and a blowtorch to my hair'

It's all ineffably queer my good fellows

Everyone keeps trying to convince me Neil Gaiman is the villain yeah no guys I know it's really you. Y'all be like 'SEASON TWO BROKE ME' and then you're making headcanons to make it sadder yeah I see you mmhm.

There is a final fifteen. It is sad. What is it? No one told me.

The demon turns goats into crows and the angel turns them back and then children are turned into newts (does the angel turn them back? who cares not yall) and the demon was the snake in the Eden garden and everyone's furry game seems to be on point.

There are a rather lot of children. I have not seen them. But I am assured they are there. They are, guys. I assume they were turned into the alcohol Aziraphale and Crowley drink or something.

There was an apocalypse plotline. It was averted. It is not important. You don't talk about plotlines in this fandom, no sir.

Crowley doesn't want to go to heaven. Aziraphale is sad.

The kiss is not nice, just like this fandom. It is queer, just like this fandom. It is sad and desperate and masochistic, just like this fandom.

Aziraphale doesn't want to stay back with Crowley. Crowley is sad.

Season 2 ends. Fandom is sad.

Everyone's sanity is hinging on the promise of a happy ending in season 3. Good luck guys.

Y'all better appreciate this. I can't even boast to my mother about this legacy of mine, hey mum your son has been held hostage kidnapped inducted into a cult adopted by a fandom he's not part of look he's winning at life.

#good omens #good omens fandom #ineffably queer #good omens summary #good ineffable omens #aziraphale #crowley #azirafell #aziracrow #azirowley #aziraphel #just tumblr things #masochistic fandom #we could have been us #tell me you said no #angel #demon #unforgivable #wall slam #6000 years of pining #queer #lgbtqia #accurately summarised good omens #reblog at your peril to ruin someone else's life #deadbeat parent #absentee parent #aka god #lot of gay eye contact #ineffable husbands #god's plan doesnt exist??

[dilfquark]

hi

#hi yes i shtill watch trek n shtill have things yo say abt it but i think most of the trek blogs i follow r inactive or are ppls mains who #have moved on yo mostly posting abt other shtuff. anyway. #walmart has liyttle. kirk and spock and khan figure. rn. jysk #well i mean still watch as in. rewatch #i haven't watched anything new past half of the second season of picard #and the uh. partway into ghe first season kf the Time Jump Discovery arc. idk if they've put out a new season actually. bc. iy was bad so #i dont care