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#i havent seen frozen 2
harleyshahas · 1 year
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Guess who's mad about Frozen again?!
Anna and Elsa are the worst examples of sisterhood. They hardly talk to each other throughout the movie with the exception of their, admittedly cute, bonding in the intro. But then The Plot happens and, their parents being The Worst, actively encourage Elsa into isolation, they actively encourage the sisters away from each other. And yeah, I get it, that's the point, the story needs to happen, but how do they go 9-10 years without talking to each other? How can you look at this movie and be like, "Oh yeah, excellent example of sisterhood and being a family and love and all that?!" They don't talk to each other!
They don't talk to each other growing up, despite Anna desperately wanting to talk to Elsa. Eventually she flat out gives up. Once again, I get it, that's The Point, they both have to move past their own issues in this film and, once again, I admit it works. But only for them as individuals, not as sisters.
They don't speak again until the coronation, where it's, also admittedly cute, awkward and tense, they don't know how to talk to each other anymore. They bond over chocolate of all things and it's actually a good little moment, like meeting up with an old friend you haven't seen since childhood and trying to reestablish a common interest. It's a good scene, probably my favorite in the movie, and it's the only time they have a good interaction. After this, Elsa boots her off to dance with Weaselman where the Hans thing happens (we all know how I feel about Hans, my man deserved better, I won't get into it here), and instead of using this time to build a relationship between Anna and Elsa, whom the movie is supposed to be about, we get a boppy romance number, and some more character about Anna. At this point in the movie, Anna has had too much focus. What we need is Elsa time. What we need is some Elsa and Anna time.
This would have been a great opportunity to build up the relationship between the sisters (the core theme of the movie) instead of a poorly subverted romance subplot. This would have also been a good time to give Elsa some actual character. She's pretty flat, ngl.
The next time the sisters talk is for them to fight over quite frankly the dumbest thing in existence. "You can't marry a man you just met," my ass. We need the plot to move forward in the most contrived way possible because what do they have to fight about when we don't know what they have in common? Had they actually taken the time to speak before we might have actually had a good reason for a fight, like say an actually cute and meaningful moment between the two only for it to take a tense turn when the subject of their isolation finally gets brought up. They could have talked, we the audience could have watched this cute bonding experience build organically and the sisters actually start to learn about each other, only for it to take a tense, dramatic turn that could have actually meant something for the story and for their relationship! God, I'm so fucking mad at this movie, we could have had better!
Anyway, bullshit fight (over a man of all things, even if it's not in the traditional sense) ensues, Elsa's powers are revealed, she runs, Anna tries to stop her, Arendelle's covered in snow, cue fantastic girl power song. Let It Go is amazing, I'm not too proud to admit that.
Anna then leaves Arendelle in the hands of someone acutally capable to chase after her and we get another contrived romantic subplot with Kristoff, with even more contrived parody bullshit over Disney romance (they're kids movies, guys, a little unbelievable romance is the fucking point, it's all fantasy) and Olaf. We get a couple scenes of how Hans is handling the kingdom (pretty well, all things considered (yes, I'm a Hans apologist, fight me)), he comes up with an actual plan, and we're back to Anna and Kristoff. Throughout all this character growth with Anna and her romance options, we get Nothing from Elsa. She gets a song and is cut from the film until Anna shows up outside her fancy ice palace.
Maybe instead of Anna and Kristoff romance bonding, and Olaf (and no one seems to want to talk about how Elsa has the ability to create actual sentient Life and has the powers of a literal god) and getting his I Want song, we could have had a good bit with Anna going up the mountain by herself, finding the strength to push ahead solely for the love of her sister, we could have had some (actual) introspection from Elsa about the nature of her powers, her relationship with them and the relationship with her parents and her sister. We could have had a song where they sing a duet from the top and bottom of the mountain, Anna could have pushed through on her own and over the course of her journey realize that she is a strong single woman who doesn't need a man. I honestly think her journey would have meant more if she had undertaken it completely alone, maybe running into Olaf at some point to liven up this kids movie I'm still mad about. The point is, we didn't need another romance subplot. We needed more time with Elsa and Anna. But most specifically with Elsa.
While Let It Go is a good song, it's not actually very telling. It's about Elsa coming to terms with her powers, and that's good, but it ultimately doesn't mean anything. She regresses the next we see her when Anna shows up. She hasn't come to terms with it. She's still scared of what she can do. If Let It Go really was supposed to be the empowerment song it was supposed to be, then we should have had a brief scene or two of her using her powers in the ice palace. We should have seen her experimenting with them, making ice sculptures and decorations to fill the palace with, basically having fun being able to let loose with them or something.
Think of the scene from Tangled, when Rapunzel sets foot on grass for the first time. It's no big musical number, but instead she's running and frolicking and using her hair for all this new and wild open world to explore. She's in the process of having a mental breakdown for going against Goethel's orders, but she's still just so excited to be free. We spend the entire movie with Rapunzel, watching her get a feel for how hair can work in this new environment. Rapunzel is very similar to Anna in personality, so Anna going off on her own to brave the mountain to find her sister actually alone isn't so far out of the realm of possibility as she has the same drive. Elsa is more reserved, so her being alone to explore her powers works and I personally would have loved to see her make Marshmallow and actually react to the fact that she can create literal life, since she didn't see Olaf come to life.
Kristoff didn't need to be in this movie and I resent his inclusion.
The next time the sisters interact its to Anna telling Elsa she needs to come back and fix things. Immediately jumping straight to the blame game, neither of them take the time to learn anything about the other or understand what the other is going or has gone through. Elsa's powers going out of control makes sense here, but the buildup to it could have been more meaningful, could have made me care a bit more. Arendelle was snow-covered for like two days, they could stand to be covered a bit more for the relationship to build. Then Anna gets hit with ice, Marshmallow chases them off a cliff, bullshit romance subplot, Elsa is captured by Hans (actually a well-done scene, I have no critiques on that).
Once again, their relationship should have taken centerstage. Elsa could have invited Anna in, shown off all these amazing things she can do, Anna taking the time to listen to her for once, to see her actually excited about something rather than a depressed shut in. Anna could have told Elsa all about her adventure, introduced Olaf properly, they could have had a beautiful bonding moment together, this would have been a great place for the relationship to build naturally, and the tension could have risen the longer it went on as Anna tried to break the news of Arendelle, instead of jumping straight to the Plot.
They don't talk again until the end of the movie.
They don't SEE each other again until Anna gets (ha) frozen.
And I honestly don't care by that point. Why should I care that Elsa feels bad about freezing her sister? They had little to no interaction, barely any chemistry to build upon and make me care that they care. Because nothing in the movie tells me they care. It's mostly to blame on the bullshit romance subplot, the whole movie relies on Kristoff and Anna's growing relationship when that's not what this movie is about? It's about sisterhood? Is it? Is it, really???
No. No it's not.
Frozen spends so much time focusing on Anna and Hans, on Anna and Kristoff, when it should have focused entirely on Anna and Elsa (with a little bit of Hans in there for flavor if Disney really couldn't help themselves, but even then I think it would have been fine without him). This supposed movie about sisterhood lacks in sisterhood so much that it's really just... ya know...
A bad movie.
Anyway, Anna is melted by Elsa's love (which I don't believe for a second), Arendelle is unfrozen, and Anna punches my man in the face in a dumb moment of Girl Power (he totally deserved it in the context of the story, I won't lie). And then Anna gives Kristoff a new sleigh, she kisses him to wrap up the bullshit romance, and she STILL doesn't have any meaningful conversation with Elsa. After the intro they have a total of four, FOUR scenes together. In this movie about SISTERHOOD.
Go watch Lilo and Stitch if you want an actual good movie about sisterhood.
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kinhelper · 1 year
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hello hello! i wanted to ask before i request, do you take requests from disney-sourced kins? not a problem if not!! (/gen) - @citizenoftmrrwlnd
Depends on the media/property but yea, I do! I've seen many Disney films so there's a good chance I'll know your source ^^
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Okay but for real I'm so FUCKING sick and exhausted of having to rely on the kindness of strangers just to fucking live
Rent is too expensive for this shitty little flat that has black mould in every room and pipes that leak. Food is too expensive and I spent £40 the other day on a loaf of bread, margarine, and enough cheap ass vegetables tins and frozen food for like a week and a half if we stretch it. Electricity is too expensive and £20 lasts a week of us switching every appliance and loght in the house off unless we're actively using it. We have no savings so if an emergency hits we're unbelievably fucked. I havent seen my sister in a month because train travel is, say it with me, too fucking expensive
I've applied to dozens of jobs, been told I'm not eligible for bennifits because my partner is in work, been told I'm definitely gonna get a job only to hear nothing for 2 weeks and then a boiler plate rejection if I'm lucky. What am I doing wrong? I'm happier and safer than I've been in years and I'm still having to hold my partner as they sob because they're so stressed over wether we get to live for another week. This is fucking insanity and I'm just...here. unable to help except to beg the group of wonderful kind people on here I barely know
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karmicpunishment · 7 months
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hello again, au anon here ^^ so basically, its a totk au for bsd :D
the premise is that atsushi is either a stablehand or a researcher somewhere in hyrule, and was born as a yiga with an odd genetic thingy that gave him the same characteristics as the sheikah they descended from :) he ran away around the age of 12 after being sorta disliked for both being 'too soft' and for his sheikah-like looks, and he lived in the gerudo highlands with some wolves for a few years (maybe till he was 16?) before being found by dazai who was frozen half to death, and had recently deserted the yiga clan, and they traveled around together before meeting kunikida, who was apart of the lucky clover gazette, (which if you havent played is a newspaper group), and then they go around traveling with kunikida for 2 years or so, getting used to seeing hyrule in a new light ✧⁠◝⁠(⁠⁰⁠▿⁠⁰⁠)⁠◜⁠✧
at the end of their years spent travelling, the upheaval happens and all the zonai stuff appears around hyrule, and they split from kunikida to maybe see whats going on at lookout landing, where i can see atsushi either working to help that old guy run the small stable place, and help out in the bunker and all around while dazai partners up with kunikida to look into stuff all over hyrule, or they see all the zonai stuff and the 3 of them go off to research it, and meet the rest of the ada who are researchers as well. (if i go with the newspaper route, the ada will work there instead lol) also, i think the pm is like a section of the yiga, and there are definitely some funny hijinks where akutagawa runs into them while on a mission and tries some shit lmao
just realized after writing all of this that you may not have played or even seen any stuff about totk, so im sorry ;^^ this doesnt have any huge spoilers tho at least?
oooo this is fun!
i'll be honest i don't know a ton about totk, but i don't mind spoilers or anything /gen
the idea of the ada being researchers or news ppl is very fun, i like that
this au is really cool, i haven't seen many (or any really) zelda aus for bsd so this is great, i really like the stories/backgrounds you've assigned to the main 3 in this au.
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dutchwinter · 11 months
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okay actual correct music ask game . 100 gecs and cobra starship for artists and uhhhghjkg. blue sky noise by circa survive for album
100 gecs YEAAAFGGHH i havent gotten around to listening to 10000 gecs in full but ive heard a bit of every song. and i loved 1000 gecs like two years ago i was OBSESSED with that album. ill say i know em even if im not all that familliar with their new album
Favourite Song: bloodstains or hand crushed by a mallet
Least Favourite Song: uhhh maybe ringtone? sorry i can only answer with 1000 gecs songs bc i dont remember their other music all that well. except bloodstains i listen to that everyday
Favourite Album: 1000 gecs
Least Favourite Album: i guess 10000 gecs but thats only because i dont know it well. i love it though
Song that got me into them: im not sure i dont have good memory..
Seen Live?: noo
Rate: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 
cobra starship... i love the music i have heard but havent heard much though so yeah i dont know em. i know you make me feel hot mess and snakes on a plane lol. when i found out you make me feel was a cobra starship song i almost exploded tbh.
First song youtube took me to: well its you make me feel but im gonna scroll until i find a song i dont know. literally the 3 i know came up. okay its guilty pleasure.
First Impression: this sounds kinda familliar lol maybe i have heard it but if i have i dont remember so whatev. he doesnt even read.
Do I like it?: i actually really liked this song. i love fun pop music from the 2000s early 2010s. its like the best music ever made
Would I listen to more from them?: yes of course
Rate (from what I heard): cobra starship is the best band on earth
blue sky noise.. im afraid to say this but i have not finished this album i know like. 3 songs. ill go listen right now i swear it. OH MY GOD GAY PEOPLE WIN. sorry im literally watching the you make me feel video right now. brb
okay its tomorrow ive listened to it. . um wel l that was the best album ever okay moving on
Opinion on cover design: i used to hate circa covers but like nevermind best things ive ever seen 10/10. i love this one though but there are some ones i like better
Favourite songS: ALL OF THEM?? i guess imaginary enemy frozen creek... i have to stop here bc ive named the entire album and deleted it pretty much.. spirit of the stairwell... etc..
Least favourite song: girl i guess compendium lol. but its good so whateverr.
Underrated track: idk
Overrated track: idkk man
Rate: i need to say here that all the songs i didnt mention are literally favorites. i cant stress this enoughh. what the fuck
BIG MUSIC ASK GAME
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synapsid-guy-girl · 2 years
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Did you see the Movie 4 concept screenshot where Mami is in fucking SPACE and is standin atop a fuckin frozen stone statue of a woman???
bro i havent seen anything, im just mindlessly watching old gta videos at 2 am so like WHAT
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genderqueeradrien · 1 year
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Good morning, tulip! Happy meet up day!! I hope you’re able to write that parody, I think they’re really fun ^^ I think I should admit that this... Definitely isn’t my typing style, lol. It’s kind of another layer of disguise ^^’ But! I’m excited for today! I cannot promise I’ll be normal about Dream but I will do my best! o7
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gmorning!! i want 2 write it but i should probably work on my creative writing class first cuz my critique is due today fgfhgf. after that tho. assuming he doesnt face reveal b4 i finish. it will be frozen parody time >:D and ooo a disguise... i feel like hijm ꜜ
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and yea no im absolutely going to be insane abt dream. this is extra funny for me cuz i dont even watch him i havent watched a dream video in like over a year unless watching tubbo watch a manhunt counts LMAO .like i dont even go here this is just like damien in mean girls the musical. probably the movie too but i havent seen it. THIS IS ALL OVER THE PLACE IM SORRYive jsut had a bunch of caffiene and my brain is scrampled egg
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chelleztjs18 · 1 year
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Hello you mrs. clean overpacker old head lefty eyebag 😅
Yes maam, you are older. You so old, you a mtlf. Hahahaha oh sheesh I'm sorry if I crossed the line there. And you'll just be old meanie head. I haven't seen your nice side yet 🤔 just kidding just kidding.
But you really mean for doing that! Now I gotta just come up with the ending while you having fun and not writing 🤣
You got everything packed though and ready to go?
See, this is why I can't write. If I make a story, it'll start mysterious. Then I will end it with a joke or something else. My readers will go wtf hahahaha
I had a Miley phase when I was younger. But not like crazy or anything. I just love her voice. But no, I would not have played her over and over again if I work. Whenever I work in the kitchen while opening, I usually play rock alternative songs. So I can be more awake 🤣
Oh you be flirting with people on your asks?? You sly fox. Hm, she pointed it out, was she jealous? 🤔
Which do you like more though, NSync or Backstreet Boys?
My teenage years, I'm probably the same.. and Maroon 5. I love Maroon 5. I think I also listen to Maroon 5, the songs about Jane album when I am sad.
There are songs that give out sexy vibe. I have a few actually that I know on top of my head that I would play if I wanna set the mood 😅 how about you?
Okay, since we're on a song list questions. Name 3 songs that reminds you of your favorite person.
-CuriousGeorge
Hahaha wow, u just like to rub it in my face that i'm old huh? 😅🤣
Oh wow, i thought u r older than i am.. because the way u talk about backpain like u r almost 40 😅🤣
Mtlf? What is mtlf? Is it a typo from what u meant milf? Because if it is what u meant, then i will say no i'm not..😅🤣 yes i am a mom. But no, im not a milf. Because milf r hot n im not. Im far from that. 😊 but thank u.
Its okay, u didnt cross the line. I got that quite a few times in here just because of i'm a mom n my age. 😅
Haha well, u havent seen my nice side yet? Thats because i take it slow on showing how nice i am.😅 did u forget that i'm a shy person?
Yeah im already kinda packed. 1 suitcase was ready but i gotta re-arrange it.😩
I never heard of her songs, only the wrecking ball one.
Haha u can still be a writer, u can write however u wanna write even though ur follower will be "wtf" because it's ur story.
Well, i thought i wasnt flirting with people on my asks (including u) but she told me that i was.. 😅🤣 yes, she got jealous but then she understand n know i didnt mean it so she let it pass. Lol. But yeah she said that i was flirting in the ask all the time. Then i got really confused.🤣🤣
I love both of them. All their songs r good. But if i hv to pick britney or christina aguilera, i would pick britney..
Ah yeah! Maroon 5! Oh my gosh, how come i forgot about them. Yeah their songs about jane album was really good. Have u heard the accoustic album for that album yet? It's really good. Whats ur favorite of their songs? Mine is Sweetest Goodbye.. dang now i wanna listen to them.
Yes i think there are songs that's sexy. I usually listen to them when i write smut. Some of them sometimes dont have sexy lyrics but the vibe n beat give a sexy vibes. Oh okay, gimmie the songs please?maybe i will.listen to it when i write my next smut.😁
Hmm..
1. Annie's song
2. Let it go frozen soundtrack (my daughter)
3. Goodbye the saddest world (my mom)
4. Any jazz songs (my dad)
What about urs?
Next question?
Cheerio!
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domjaehyun · 2 years
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jaemin looks like the lizard from frozen 2 in the first pic, i wanted to say it on twitter but i had a feeling someone’s gonna think im hating on him 😭
i had to google bc i havent seen the movie BUT SDJFGJKLJ THAT’S FUNNY and no this is safer dw i got ur back
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kingfisherbones · 3 years
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ARE YOU OUT THERE?
DO YOU KNOW ME?
CAN YOU FEEL ME?
CAN YOU SHOW ME?
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mihai-florescu · 2 years
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thoughtd on the fact that yuki would probably kin elsa from frozen?
Why stop there i think we should do an entire idolish7 frozen AU
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shamjiggles · 4 years
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hair down elsa... yes
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4giorno · 3 years
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when someone says anything positive about frozen 2
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#GODDDD I LOVE THAT MOVIE#watched a video where someone explained how despite having his flaws like#a real hulan being kristoff is one of the best emotionally competent men in film#who despite having a fumbling start consciously learns how to navigate the emotional#beats of his relationship with anna#havent heard a man say anything positive about frozen 2 before so that was so nice#(havent heard rlly anyone say anything good abt frozen 2 tho.....)#i literally hate that people say kristoff was like a moron and a doormat in the movie#like hello anna was in like constant crisis throughout the movie#and kristoff made bad judgements for romantic moments; realized that this shit aint about him rn#and he needs to be there for anna; got to a place where anna recognized that she had been#too preoccupied with her own stuff to consider him properly; and at the end he felt#that the moment was finally right to propose aka AFTER they knew elsa was okay#HDJFDHSJKFJFJEJDFJ I LOVE HIM LITERALLY THE BEST MAN DISNEY EVER DID CREATE#if you actually read this thank you i have a need to make people appreciate frozen 2 more#such deep mature relationships; self discovery done by own volition; main characters#who are all over 20 years old; a light introduction to colonization for kids#all things that i was so pleasantly surprised to see in a disney film#(weve seen colonization before in pocahontas but unlike in that; in frozen 2 it wasnt#presented in that 'oh the indigenous people were also doing bad things' way hshgkj so thats why)#wow if you also read all that thank you again i love frozen 2 its 5 am i go sleep bye now
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sketchydetails17 · 4 years
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Hey, I was wondering if I could use your Frozen au, but change each character? It wouldn’t be a direct copy, more of a reference. I’ll only do it if you are okay with that.
Sure, go ahead! I’d love to see what people make! Also, it’s not my AU, though I made quite a bit of fanart for it. I’ve tagged the creators in a previous post.
Nevertheless, I’m 100% in favor of fanart. Have at it! And lmk when it’s done, I’d love to see it!
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mrs-mikko-rantanen · 3 years
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I'm gonna start calling naptime half-time because I played lacrosse games that were easier than this
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pearlcore · 4 years
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