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memestockpile · 9 months

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falsettos, act 2 (1992) feel free to change as needed.

it's about time to grow up, don't you think?

when am i gonna get over this?

this is so much crap.

religion's just a trap that ensnares the weak and the dumb.

we're more excited than we should be.

we'll have a ball!

isn't he an asshole?

where's my hug?

i've got delicious food for you!

i hate baseball, i really do.

hey, where the hell'd they get that umpire!

you're looking sweeter than a donut.

i wanna see the bald spot.

he looks damn good, but he's cheap as dirt.

do you think there's any hope for the kid?

you got this, buddy!

would it be possible to see you, or to kiss you, or to give you a call?

what is that smell?

hi, honey.

drop it, sweetheart.

what's the matter, [name] darling?

everything will be alright.

for the first time in months, nobody died.

saving lives, i feel invincible.

i can't fucking deal with that!

you're a pain in the ass.

lucky dink!

don't you think it's a blessing i'm so pathetically bad?

it's not a funeral, what's so upsetting?

you have paintings of dicks, don't talk to me about taste!

everyone hates their parents, don't be ashamed.

nothing that gives them pleasure i'll do.

you are gonna kill your mother.

[name], darling, don't get nervous.

kid, i guess you'll grow up.

i can't eat breakfast. i can barely tie my shoe.

let's just say, i'm glad he's mine.

what more can i say?

i was taught never brag or shout.

that's the simple truth.

dammit, even i'm surprised.

people might think i'm very dyke-ish.

if i'm a bitch, well, i am what i am!

something bad is happening. something very bad is happening.

tell me, dear, if you'd like seconds.

go ahead and wound my pride.

you always see the glass half full.

this is fucking ridiculous!

try to be a decent loser!

do you know all i want is you?

anything you do is alright.

i'm trying to keep sane as the rules keep changing.

life is never what you planned.

i'm plain, i don't astound.

you're looking very good today. you had to see yourself a few days back, i had a heart attack!

today you seem to be on the way to recovery.

it's days like this, i almost believe in god.

for aches and croup, try my chicken soup.

since i'm parking in the city, i've improved, or else the hydrants moved.

go ahead, be good and pissed.

i'll make you well.

gee, you look awful.

i'll let you win.

here's your chance to give me hell.

hell, let's have a party, just like nothing happened.

why don't you make this dumb decision yourselves?

we'll wait until you make a decision.

this is the start to you becoming a man.

who'd believe that we two would end up as lovers?

please don't get morbid.

i haven't died yet.

i'm sick, but kicking.

i'm staying here in this spot, whether you want me to or not.

please go home and don't be scared.

what's the fuss?

[name], did you hear what i said?

shut your mouth, go to sleep.

i can't help but feeling i've failed.

let's be scared together. let's pretend that nothing is awful.

there's nothing to fear. just stay right here.

i love you.

is it a bad time? if it's a bad time, we'll come back.

look at us. old friends.

we don't know what time will bring.

i love bad weather!

i love the earth beneath my feet!

i love friends that hover!

could you please make my friend stop dying?

at least death means i'll never be scared of dying again.

you gotta die sometime.

death is not a friend, but i hope in the end, he takes me in his arms and let's me hold his face.

i would cry if i could, but it does no damn good.

close your eyes, while we redecorate.

anyone for bubbly?

i feel more helpless than i have in years.

the candelabra sets the tone.

i think, perhaps, i'm overdressed.

try to make him smile more.

kid, do you know how proud i am?

what would i do if i had not met you?

when i'm having fun, you're the one i wanna talk to.

i'd do it again.

how am i to face tomorrow after being screwed out of today?

i'd beg or steal or borrow if i could hold you for one hour more.

once i was told that good men get better with age.

what would i do if you hadn't been my friend?

lovers come and lovers go.

this is where we take a stand.

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wilds-ponytail · 2 years

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local feral arsonist child about to get his ass handed to him

Every time Wild has tried to use a melee weapon...

Either it breaks, or he gets his ass kicked

Whereas when he uses a bow and arrows...

He kicks ass

So hopefully when he attacks Dink (because we all know he's going to) if he uses his sword, he breaks the pattern

broken blade

broken Master Sword

Deep shadows pt2

Shady escape pt1

Divine Dark Reflections pt4

The Shadow pt2

Shifting Shadow pt1

Shifting Shadow pt7

Sunset pt4

#linked universe #lu wild #lu update #long post #i've been thinking about it all day #i hope he kicks dinks ass but his chances don't look good #i’ve seen full on essays about how wild is gonna die #and i wanna do one too #but my brain won’t make words rn #so pls accept my humble offering of pictures instead #edit bc tumblr fucked up the links (:#that wasn't a pun kjwebfwkejfbwk

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