Potential Love Interests that make themselves an earth-shaking plot development with or without your approval. You can beg all you want, they are not listening. They are world-builders. And also bisexuals who have been arrested several times. You run through a burning city twice. It was one of them both times.
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(In which the kids get picked without gender distinction)
What if we were hunger games tributes and pretended we're falling in love but you actually have always had a crush on me and oops now I'm actually falling for you ahah
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Halloween Bee
[Id: a drawing for kohaku oukawa and HiMERU from ensemble stars. They are standing on a stair case with an orange background. Kohaku is a younger teenager with chin length pink hair and purple eyes. Himeru is a taller man with swept bakc chin length blue hair and yellow eyes. They're both wearing pinstripe waistcoats and trousers over an unbuttoned white shirt. They have a spiderweb design under their left eye and a thigh chain shaped like a spiderweb on their right thighs. kohaku is sitting down on the left side of the drawing, holding an apple in his left hand, his other hand is resting on his knee. Himeru is standing up leaning on the bannister on the right side. He is holding an apple up to his face. End id]
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2022 driving wrapped!
47 deer you almost hit
1 deer you actually hit
6,802 miles driven
5 pounds of trash thrown on the floor in the passenger side that you cyclically cleaned up and refilled over the year
you raged at other drivers a total of 45 times! your favorite way to show appreciation to them was to drive very slowly in front of them!
132 fast food meals eaten alone in your car
6 fries lost forever under the seat
88 mental breakdowns alone in your car
2 times your car physically broke down
31 curbs ran over
17 extremely bright billboards blinded you
184 assholes with their brights on blinded you
you listened to the same song on repeat while driving for a record 9 hours!
and thats not all- you loved every second of being a passenger!
1,207 miles driven as a passenger
you spent 792 of those carsick!
2 times you got out of the car and immediately vomited
6 family arguments about something stupid occured while you were on a long trip
your favorite phrase as a passenger was "are we there yet?"!
we all hope your year of driving in 2022 was ah fuck it [insert annoying corporate car pun here]
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"You can't even have an internal announcement on how undeserving you are without someone saying you don't deserve it."
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𝐒𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐇 𝐎𝐑 𝐏𝐀𝐒𝐒
“Lee Scoresby, if you ask that one more time while I’m riding you, I’m leaving. I can do that. I have that kind of self control.” Her answer is clear—they’re already mid-coitus.
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