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Daniel Ricciardo // Art by Cara Thayer & Louie Van Patten
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hey sorry but your boyfriend got transported to heaven. yeah he was being mistakenly exorcised in his bookshop. no it's burned down now though. somebody killed your best friend. sorry.
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mywifealhaitham · 2 years
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aa0akaace · 6 months
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Nobody tell him
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spaghetti-lunatic · 10 months
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I put them in the backrooms >:]
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tekitothemagpie · 13 days
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The strawhats at some restaurant
Luffy : man, this cherry pie tastes like cargo pants
Sanji : why do you know what cargo pants taste like?
Luffy, remembering his time in the mountains: I be in situations
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flavescentskies · 9 months
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Something for The Beginner's Guide ~ ✨
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Inspired by the talented genius @shinakazami1 's marvelous character designs (I had to be inspired... they were so good)
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genitalkenobi · 10 months
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no one:
Frodo throughout the entirety of the LOTR trilogy:
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njetrendafil · 10 months
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My phone is dying
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mitchell in series 3:
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shipboardcomputer · 1 year
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how 15x8 really went down
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L + ratio + you will never touch my boyf again + im dragging your dead body around the walls of troy
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francis-ford-kofola · 2 years
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A Dismal Bathroom
Fandom: The Sorcerer's Apprentice (2010)
Pairing: Maxim Horvath / gn!reader
Characters: Maxim Horvath, Drake Stone, gn!reader
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Summary: A stranger approaches you in a public bathroom and taunts you with some incoherent insults. Soon you find out that this stranger is not just a simple bully but a henchman of your enemy and your secret crush, Maxim Horvath.
Rating: T
Warnings: suggestive, canon typical threats
Word count: 1372
A/N: Yes, this is the infamous bathroom scene set in a different context and rewritten as a reader insert fanfic (reader exchanges places with poor Dave). It is meant partly as a joke but well, someone had to do it. The dialogue is taken directly from the movie, with whole four words changed for better dramatic effect (excluding names).
Many thanks to my beloved @antifiction for their support and for checking my grammar errors ❤️
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“So, you're the one.”
You froze in the middle of your movement, hastily stopped your humming mid-verse and turned over to the guy who was by all accounts talking to you. After all, there was nobody else in the bathroom. “Excuse me?” you shifted uncomfortably, hoping he would not comment on the fact that you were singing and dancing in front of the public bathroom mirror just a few moments ago.
The man, with a goatee and hair dyed blonde, dressed in a fancy black coat and combat boots with heels higher than most stilettos had, was leaning against the wall and staring at you with judgment. “Prime Merlinean, eh? You don't look like much.” He glanced off the wall and slowly started approaching you, heels clicking with every step. Who was this emo-looking stranger and why was he trying to pick a fight with you?
“I don't actually know what you're talking about,” you said.
“Cool. Makes this easy,” sneered the guy. He kicked something and activated the dryer on the other side of the bathroom. “Can't have anyone hearing your girly cries, right?”
“I don't actually know who you are.”
The guy looked surprised, even offended. “Really, you don't recognize me?”
“Are you in Depeche Mode?”
Suddenly he grabbed you by your collar and slammed you against the wall, lifting you at least a foot up. You let out a surprised yelp. Really? Does he hate Depeche Mode that much?
“What do you weigh, like a buck 20?” he mocked. He let go of you and you braced yourself for a fall, but nothing happened. You stayed a foot above the floor with no visible forces holding you in place.
“Whoa! What the...” So this guy was a sorcerer just like you were – or rather, let’s be honest, better than you were. But at least he looked just like a simple bully and not like someone who would actually try to murder you, unlike the one in China Town. Maybe, just maybe, if you played it cool and did what he said, he would let you go. “This is high school all over again.”
He took a few steps away and almost nonchalantly snapped his fingers, breaking the spell that was holding you pinned to the wall. You fell down on all fours and quickly sprang up to your feet.
“All right, I tell you what,” the guy said. “Hit me with your best shot, your most powerful spell.” He spread his arms mockingly.
“Okay…” Why was he doing this, you thought? Did he just like the power, or was he maybe working for…him?
“Get the ring out. Put it on. Very good.”
“Okay.” You wiggled your fingers a bit and tried to concentrate, even though your thoughts were wandering to your enemy, Maxim Horvath. Not again. You pushed these thoughts away and tried to visualize a surge of force hitting the guy who was standing in front of you, and shoving him across the bathroom. You weren’t sure if you weren’t just imagining it, but you thought you felt the power in your hands like a strange warm shiver. You concentrated further, trying not to think about the weirdly handsome face of Horvath but instead on the stranger in front of you. When you felt you’ve done enough, you released your spell at him with all your force.
“Ow!” The guy cowered in pain. Then he smirked. “No, I'm joking.”
You felt a sting of disappointment. “Nothing is happening.”
“Have you cleared your mind?”
No. But to be fair, your mind hadn’t been clear since you had met Maxim Horvath and since he had sent that pack of wolves after you. Good times. “Yeah, I'm pretty sure.”
“That's nerves and it's the pressure,” the guy nodded.
“I got nothing happening. I'm new at this.”
“The ring's on. Take the ring off. Take off the ring. Take it off.”
“Yeah, it doesn't help me...” you did what he said.
“Enough, you idiot." A commanding voice coming from outside cut your conversation off. You recognized it immediately. It was Maxim Horvath, your enemy and the man you spent most of your time thinking about. “Watch the door,” he said to the stranger. Then he entered the room, walking swiftly towards you, making your heart beat in frenzy. “You.”
In a moment of panic, you threw yourself towards the bathroom door and started to run. But after a few steps, you felt your legs struggling in vain. Horvath was dragging you back towards himself with a magic spell.
“Hello, (Y/N),” he said with a mocking politeness when you ended up right next to him.
“Hi,” you nodded back.
“So, (Y/N).” For a fleeting moment you thought how strange it was that two of the last four words he had said had been your name. But you certainly weren’t complaning – him saying your name was like music to your ears.
“Oh man,” you exhaled.
He cornered you against the wall, his body standing only inches away from yours. You gasped.
“I'm going to do it,” he said. “Oh, yes, right here in this dismal bathroom. It's not very classy, but there you go.” You felt blood rushing to your cheeks. You couldn’t deny the attraction you felt towards this man. But come on, had your crush been that obvious? “But before we get to that unpleasantness, you're going to tell me where the Grimhold is. Where is she?” Wait, you thought, what was this supposed to mean? All of the scenarios running through your head, including him taking you against the wall, over the wash-basin, or in one of the bathroom stalls, seemed quite pleasant. And why was he talking about the Grimhold using the feminine gender?
“She?”
“He hasn't told you, has he? The truth about who's inside the doll? Sweetheart, you've put your faith in the wrong man.” You had no idea what he was talking about, but it didn’t matter, not when he was standing so close to you that you could almost feel his breath on your face, and not when he was making you indirect propositions like this. He paused for a moment and you noticed he was looking at your lips. You shifted a little and his gaze returned to your eyes again, with a certain fervor. “Tell me, have you ever been in love?”
“I… Yeah.”
“You're in love right now. I can see it in your eyes.” You opened your mouth to speak and averted your gaze, feeling your cheeks getting hotter and hotter. “No, no, no, no. Don't deny it.” He raised his walking stick and gently tilted your cheek back. “I wonder what would happen if you lost them.”
What did he mean by this, you thought. Didn’t he know that you were in love with, well... him? It was strange to admit this to yourself, especially since you were currently being pinned to the wall and the man that you loved was threatening you.
“Shut up,” you said to him with a newly found courage.
He raised his walking stick again, this time to shush you. “You'd be no better than the rest of us. Where is the Grimhold?”
“I don't know,” you squirmed.
“Oh (Y/N), you really are the most dreadful liar.” He stepped back for a moment.
You lost it. So this man finds you in this dreary gender-neutral bathroom, sends his henchman away to have some privacy with you, corners you against the wall and gives you a speech full of thinly-veiled innuendos, all just to find some information about a magical doll? You felt a wave of disappointment washing over you – then, you decided you need to take matters into your own hands.
You took a little step forward. He looked at you, head to toe, then glanced back into your eyes and smashed his lips into yours. Oh yes. You kissed him back, placing both hands on the sides of his head, pulling him closer. He pinned you against the wall, pressing his body onto yours. A small moan escaped your lips. He accepted the invitation and slid his tongue into your mouth.
You knew then that you certainly hadn’t put your faith in the wrong man.
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madseacapt · 2 years
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but consider... 
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jessiarts · 1 year
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Icarus really couldn’t wait to go the the grocery store to get that Sunny D huh?
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