so bECAUSE OF THE FNAF MOVIE TRAILER DROPPING I WENT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING AT 12AM SO NATURALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BEING MURDERED AND CALLED THE POLICE AND WHEN THEY GOT HERE I HAD TO GIVE THEM MY EXPLANATION FOR SCREAMING AT 12AM SO I JUST SAID FNAF AND ONE OF THE COPS EYES SUDDENLY GOT REALLY BIG AND THEN HE SAID “IT'S OUT???” AND THEN HE WATCHED THE TRAILER ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING AND CURSING AT SCOTT CAWTHON UNDER HIS BREATH HIS PARTER GAVE HIM A SHOCK BLANKET OH MY GOD
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*Everyone standing around the broken coffee maker*
Jonathan: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Mina: ...I did. I broke it.
Jonathan: No. No you didn't. Lucy?
Lucy: Don't look at me. Look at Jack.
Jack: What?! I didn't break it.
Lucy: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Jack: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Lucy: Suspicious.
Jack: No, it's not!
Arthur: If it matters, probably not, but Dracula was the last one to use it.
Dracula: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Arthur: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Dracula: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, "Art"!
Mina: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Jonathan.
Jonathan: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Arthur: Jonathan... Quincey has been awfully quiet.
Quincey: rEALLY?!
Arthur: Yeah. Really.
Quincey: Oh my God-
*everyone starts arguing with one another*
Jonathan, to the camera crew: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
*more arguing in the background*
Jonathan: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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Did they at least die painlessly? To shreds you say... Tsktsktsk
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hey. don’t be sad. 600,000,000 kitty cats in the world. ok?
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the last unicorn 🤝 lord of the rings
Everything is saved but everything is lost for the protagonist because they are so irrevocably changed they can never truly be home again
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