#i just enforce them

[simmyfrobby]

(tweet)

#look... #I dont make the rules around here #I just enforce them #hockey poetry posts #sidney crosby #alexander ovechkin #washington capitals #pittsburgh penguins

[hadalogic]

thanks to my friend for the inspo lol

#my art #honkai star rail #hsr kafka #himeko #kafhime #kafka has cat tendencies i dont make the rules #i just enforce them

[messrmagpie]

“Never again- and I mean it this time”

“You always say that”

“Why is this school so bloody big?! And why does my head hurt so much?”

some hungover Sirius and Marlene because their friendship means everything to me and they’re just both so dumb together

Edit: this isn't blackinnon ship art but each to their own

#marauders #sirius black #marlene mckinnon #fanart #atyd marauders #atyd fanart #atyd #marauders era #marauders fanart #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs #mwpp #fuck jkr #trans rights #trans sirius black #trans marlene McKinnon #theyre t4t bffs i dont make the rules #i just enforce them

[eiledon]

Wrightworth is for the Millennials, Klapollo is for Gen Z.

#sorry i don’t make the rules #i just enforce them #ace attorney #wrightworth #klapollo

[stupd000]

David is your average country music enjoyer

#i don’t make the rules #i just enforce them #redacted asmr #redacted audio #redactedverse #redacted audios #redacted david #redacted angel

[multiwongi]

He just like me fr

#harlan coben's shelter #shelter harlan coben #spoon spindell #arthur spoon spindell #arthur spindell #spoon shelter #i dub thee #transgender #transmasc #asexual #neurodivergent #i dont make the rules #i just enforce them

[zionworkzs]

S3 Crowley listening to post-divorce-dad-rock in the Bentley

#i don't make the rules #i just enforce them #crowley #good omens #aziracrow #good omens season 3

[sphagert]

Erm 👉👈

#I don't make the rules #I just enforce them #mario #super mario #super mario wonder

[behindthesefangirleyes]

Married Couple: Narlie Edition

Charlie calls Nick “darling” and Nick uses “love” as his term of endearment for Charlie. Whenever they feel particularly soppy, it’s “husband” and “mon amour”, respectively.

#i don’t make the rules #i just enforce them #narlie #charlie spring #nick nelson #heartstopper #narlie hc #headcanon

[monomaseyebrows]

“the land is inhospitable and so are we” is quite literally about satosugu 🤷‍♀️

#i don’t make the rules #i just enforce them #mitski #the land is inhospitable and so are we #satosugu #that’s the ship name right #jujutsu kaisen

[thisismisogynoir]

Characters that should have beauty marks...but don't. 😕

#they'd all look better with beauty marks i'm sorry #i don't make the rules #i just enforce them

[nervosims]

💀🪓 Brokejaw

Hailing from a long line of Cherokee war chiefs, Qaletaqa prides herself in her unending stoicism and mean glare. But, unbeknownst to the townsfolk of Gryps Hilago, their terrifying Sheriff wants nothing more than to be a mother.

Qaletaqa Brokejaw

- Species: Human - Gender: Trans-Female - Age: Adult - Zodiac: Virgo - Aspiration: Strict Parent + Hardworker - Sexuality: Lesbian - LTW: Have a Successful Family - OTH: Fitness - Personality: Neat (9), Outgoing (2), Active (6), Playful (3), Nice (5) - Traits: Shy, No Sense of Humour, Neat, Brave, Hot-Headed

#c://hilago.info #ts2 #c://ts2.exe #the sims 2 #sims 2 #sims 2 bacc #bacc #ts2 gameplay #ts2 historical #qaletaqa brokejaw #u don't understand i need a mean trans lady in every hood #i don't make the rules #i just enforce them

[ofblackskies]

I’ve been poking at replies on mobile the last few days, and they’re mostly gonna go into the queue. HOWEVER if anyone would like a one liner 👀 just let me know who you want and I’ll post those over the next couple of daysssss. Hopefully focusing on tomorrowwwww.

#mobile ooc tag #mobile starter call #if you like this and don’t tell me who you’re gonna get an oc #I don’t make the rules #i just enforce them

[stupd000]

Milo

#i don’t make the rules #i just enforce them #redacted asmr #redacted audio #redactedverse #redacted audios #redacted milo #Spotify

[valoale]

Me when I see another person from the same small country as me in a fandom

#you’re my bestie now #I don’t make the rules #I just enforce them #fandom #fandoms #ao3 #archive of our own #vee talks #today a bit too much #but I can’t help being too funny #self deprecating laugh

[whotfelsewantedtobelynnyx]

TOH Incorrect Quotes* Part 3: Boba Tea Edition

*Elder Hexside Crew, all sitting in a van together drinking bubble tea*

Lilith: *sudden coughing*

Perry: Whoa. You ok?

Lilith, glaring indignantly at her drink: I’m fine, I just choked on a boba. I wasn’t expecting it.

Darius, who’s driving: Um, how? You’re drinking boba tea.

Lilith: Well,it popped out when I wasn’t ready. You have to suck really hard to get it up.

Alador: *also chokes*

Eda: *starts giggling*

Raine: *trying to avoid making eye contact with Eda and avoid cracking up at the same time*

Lilith: Wait…wait, NO!

*Eda starts laughing harder*

Lilith, bright red in the face: Shut up! *glares at her tea* There’s another one. I’m just gonna…gonna…

Eda, practically crying with laughter: What? You were gonna what?

Lilith: …I was gonna say suck it up.

Eda: *doubles over laughing*

Alador: No, no, I get it. It’s the little pearls. They’re hard to eat. *thoughtfully* Maybe if I suck on it with my tongue in the way…

Eda, now clinging to Raine for support: *wheeze* You’re making this so easy for me.

Darius: I’m gonna crash this fucking car.

*Quotes are taken from LynNyx’s weird, weird life

#the owl house #toh incorrect quotes #edalyn clawthorne #toh #lilith clawthorne #toh raine #darius deamonne #raine whispers #eda clawthorne #perry porter #alador blight #elder Hexside crew #they’re friends your honor #i don’t make the rules #i just enforce them #poor lilith #she’s having a hard time #if you ever catch her eating boba tea with a spoon #that’s why #perry’s just sitting there patting his friends on the back like please don’t die