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spacedace · 8 months
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Thinking about the untapped comedic potential of the Batfam explaining to new hero in Gotham & literal ghost Phantom that they don't kill people.
And Danny, professional menace, responding with "What? You guys have a problem with dead people or something?" In the most serious, insulted voice he can manage just to watch them squirm.
(Jason is having a great time)
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piratefishmama · 7 months
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For the longest time, Steve thinks the Hellfire Club is a sex thing.
It started with a club promotion poster that Eddie and his minions made during Eddie's sophomore year citing roleplaying, fantasy fun, and 'dressing up', plus the graphics werent the best because Eddie spent too much time making the big skull head as big as it could be and didnt have room for the mace and sword to look like a mace and sword, kind of like when you write Happy Birthday on a banner but go really big on the H and the A and run out of space straight away.
So the mace kind of looked like a whip and the sword looked a little like a riding crop and how they got it by Principal higgins was anyones guess but it was suspicious and continued to be suspicious every time a new poster came out at the start of each year because Eddie just kept running the original through a copier, changing only the sign up dates.
Anyway Steve having a minor internal crisis when the kids claim to have joined the notorious definitely a sex thing, 'Hellfire Club'.
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purpleshadow-star · 3 months
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I feel like the best thing the pjo TV show can do is establish that Hamilton the musical exists in that world and then never acknowledge it again. Nothing about LMM and Hermes being/ looking like the same dude. Just no explanations.
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nerdpoe · 1 month
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Cale is the Saint of Death, and has been the entire time AU.
Growing up, Rok Soo's life was shit.
In his dreams, which he only barely recalled, there was always a warm place waiting for him. A parental figure that would ask him how his day went, give him advice, and try to ease the wound that just living life gave him routinely.
"You need to eat more! You're far too skinny for a growing child!"
"Shopkeepers are more likely to forgive you if you cry. It makes them uncomfortable."
"The next time he starts to drink, hide, okay? I'll deal with him when he comes to me, but I can't right now. So just hide."
Rok Soo could never remember what the man looked like.
But he did know that if he was ever put in charge of kids, that would be who he would try to base his behavior off of.
Practical, caring, and there.
What he wouldn't figure out until far later was that in his dreams, he was being parented by the God of Death.
By the time he transmigrated, his soul was saturated with Divine Power.
When he opened his eyes for the first time as Cale Henituse, he was also waking up to a world where he had the powers of a Saint.
Cage wakes up the same day, irritated from the start, because during her own dreams the God of Death would not shut the fuck up about how his son was finally going to be able to meet her.
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beebopurr · 5 months
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So obv Leo and April got closer in the bad timeline since they were literally some of the last ppl left but that also means that Casey going back in time is like speed running a divorce
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adhd-merlin · 9 months
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merlin feeling awkward around the druids seems a bit of a fandom trope, and don't get me wrong, I get where it comes from. they call him emrys and treat him like a messiah and he finds that off-putting. but I want to see more of merlin just. just vibing with the druids. I want him feeling like he's finally found his tribe. he goes spend a couple of weeks with a druid clan for diplomatic reasons after being made court sorcerer and he has the time of his life. they sit around the fire and he mentions feeling the world vibrating and nobody looks at him like he's lost his mind. they teach him new healing spells and give him tips on how to use medicinal herbs. they all get high on some sacred plant at some point probably. do you see what I mean
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natileroxs · 3 months
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Marineford but Garp never told Ace that Roger was his father but did tell Ace that Dragon was Luffy's father and so since he and Luffy share the same grandpa and are brothers, that must mean that Dragon's his bio-dad too. Ace still considers him a deadbeat and Whitebeard to be his real father. Also Luffy doesn't correct Iva when he thinks that Dragon is Ace's father either.
So it's real confusing for him when Sengoku calls him Roger’s son and he's like bro get it right, I thought you were executing me for being Dragon's son, not some lame ass pirate king.
And hence no one actually believes Sengoku's silly speech and Dragon has to make his way down to Marineford (to set the record straight) only to accidently add more fule to the fire when he saves Luffy (and Ace) from Akainu.
Also Sabo is there.
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strawberrycamel · 1 year
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contributing to @tourettesdog 's werewolf jazz au
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magpie-sphinx · 5 months
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wouldn't it be funny if the nature ancient Wasn't even a feathery noodle like people are theorizing
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If Edward and Bella had a son instead of Renesmee, I'm opting to ignore the "Edward if it's a boy" line in favor of keeping the horrors alive and well with the equally questionable vampire-human hellchild Charlisle Cullen-Swan
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piratefishmama · 1 year
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I would just like for Steve to trudge downstairs half asleep, brain still lingering in a really nice cosy dream fog to find Eddie eating cereal in his kitchen as if he didn't just die like two weeks ago.
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ihonestlycanttellyou · 6 months
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One of you DOL writers is going to have to bite the bullet and give us those corny boyfriend scenarios that dominated Wattpad in like 2015
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I want Lucifer and Husk to bond over their shared hatred of Alastor
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exhuastedpigeon · 9 months
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The final shot of 9-1-1 should be Bobby finding Buck and Eddie shirtless and disheveled on top of the ladder truck.
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adhd-merlin · 7 months
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my most bizarre merlin thought (probably) is that I want immortal merlin to befriend a nun at some point
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all-lars-bars · 10 months
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Broke: Masky is a product of The Operator sickness
Woke: Masky is Tim's alter, but Tim forgot he has DID because of The Operator
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