#i just think it's funny to imagine loki hiding many many knives in pockets that are very easily accessible

[iamanartichoke]

Loki: *steps foot inside the TVA*

Knives: *immediately begin falling from his person*

Loki: This is an outrage! You have the wrong person! I don't -

Knives: *continue falling*

B-15: *growing befuddlement*

Loki:

Casey: *mouth agape*

Other prisoner(s?): *staring in awe*

Loki:

Knives: *still falling*

Loki: *kneels down, begins trying to pick up knives and shove them into his pockets despite the fact that they are still falling*

Loki: Sorry, sorry, these are supposed to be in other dimensions -

B-15: .... Magic doesn't work in the TVA.

Loki: Ah. That may be a problem, then.

One last knife: *clatters loudly to the floor*

#is this stupid? yes #is it implausible? i dunno prolly #is it hilarious? yeah - to ME #don't @ me - i realize that his interdimensional pockets probably don't work this way #i just think it's funny to imagine loki hiding many many knives in pockets that are very easily accessible #to his immediate person #and he just kind of unconsciously stores them there so as soon as the magic disappears it's like 'oh shit' and then - #it becomes that trope of the person pulling out more and more weapons from increasingly impossible places #i'm just saying there was a missed opportunity here #loki series #loki series positive #loki pokey artichokey #this has been a quality post