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kozzax · 5 months
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Niche Homestuck Trope that I'm so in love with: Karkat, in a non-sgrub au, leading a revolution and not knowing he's the leader. He just keeps getting in the middle of shit and he gave up on being the leader of his group of friends when he was a kid. What do you mean 'the rebellion leader'. Yeah he's involved but there isn't a leader it's a group effort. He's just some guy with a loud mouth not a leader. Just because he's in everyone's business because he's a nosy busybody doesn't mean he's the rebellion leader. Who the fuck is this mysterious leader people keep talking about and he's never met. Okay guys we get it haha karkat's the leader of the group effort rebellion this joke is very old. I never ever see it but it brings me so much joy. Oblivious fucking Karkat who just. Does not realize that he's leading the whole ass rebellion.
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if-loki-was-a-fox · 10 months
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I love it when c!BorealTrio is just like
c!Phil and c!Techno about c!Ranboo: "Ranboo is our friend who we would fight the world for to keep safe and happy. He is one of few people in this world we would entrust with our and lives." (Even if one of them, not naming names, won't admit it)
And then c!Ranboo's like: "Ah yes, my neighbors! Friendly acquaintances! They sure have been awfully nice to me, practically a total stranger! I can't imagine what it would be like if they cared about me on a personal level :]" (aka: I love these two but I'm sure they just kinda tolerate me)
And then not a single one of them ever catches on
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wxntrfrostt · 8 months
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So I have a dumb Astarion/Tav fic idea. (BG3 slight Act 1 spoilers) My Tav took Auntie Ethel's deal, and is now hag-eyed. One night, Astarion asks him how it affects his vision, because we know from what Ethel said and the perception disadvantage that it does affect your vision.
Tav finds the effect it difficult to describe, and offers to try to use the tadpole's connection to let Astarion see it for himself.
Neither of them are thinking about the fact that when Astarion looks through Tav's eyes, he's going to see himself for the first time in 200 years.
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fernlessbastard · 1 year
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One of my favourite concepts for a comedic tnt duo situation is Wilbur trying to be edgy and joke about being a zombie and eating people just to be hit with the information that Quackity has in fact canonically consumed human flesh
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fenrisfenrichfenrir · 10 months
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my two cents on Liushen vs Bingqiu
imo the truly wild thing about the Liushen vs Bingqiu debate is that, from the perspective of all the non-transmigrator characters, Liu Qingge is a much more appropriate age to be in a relationship with Shen Qingqiu than Luo Binghe. HOWEVER, based on the fact we have no idea how long the Qing generation have been peak lords, it’s absolutely possible that the actual age difference between Liu Qingge and Shen Yuan is MULTIPLE TIMES larger than the age difference between Shen Yuan and Luo Binghe.
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adumbgremlin · 6 months
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Everytime there's a development with Dream and his drama Twitter cries tears of absolute despair and meanwhile all I see in tumblr is "GET HIS ASS!!!"
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traitorsinsalem · 9 months
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genshin impact is craaaazy.....zhiqiong and jeht and lyudochka and dunyarzad don't get visions for all the shit they pushed themselves thru (rana got one so npcs can still get visions) but layla spent a semester writing papers that her professor didn't like and got one.
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koreposion · 1 year
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Killer: Horror, I'm gonna go out do you wanna come or do you want me to get you something?
Horror: Oh....hm. I'll just come along, give me a moment to get ready.
Killer: Alright? I think your outfit is pretty cute though what do you-
[Horror pulls out a jar full of different eyes. They bounce around against each other in the jar before they all focus on Killer. Horror opens the jar and roots around in it before pulling out a pure purple eye. A smile is on Killer's face as he watches Horror shove his hand into the hole in his skull and places the eye in his empty socket.]
Killer: Mmmm. Mhmh. Ah. Okay.
Horror: It matches with my outfit...I'm ready to go!
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dykefaggotry · 5 months
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one of my Complexes is that I was raised an only child by gen x'ers who were both young, one of whom acted like a sibling, and both whom raised me like they were raised & on the media they were raised on & we were poor enough that I also got the "latchkey kid" complex most gen x'ers had so now when I'm hanging out with gen x, millennials, and gen z (my actual generation) at least 75% of the time I relate more to the gen x'ers like 🧍‍♂️
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meezer · 25 days
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can someone explain to me the exact type and amount of neurotransmitters that my brain must have been cooking to make me type out this tag?
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thebeautifulfantastic · 10 months
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lemme get this straight. the last time that the WGA and SAG-AFTRA went on strike together was in 1960. at that time the SAG president was Ronald Reagan. now the WGA and SAG-AFTRA are on strike again, and current SAG president is Fran Drescher. so by that logic, if history repeats itself, Fran Drescher could become the president of the United States
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kaptainraptor · 9 months
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Actually fuck it I wanna talk about the YIIK thing here but not the rant part of it lole
So I accidentally caused the YIIKening on Tuesday by posting this
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This is obviously just banter yknow, but the sheer FACT that it led to them replying by lifting the veil on the biggest plot elements of the game is hilarious, spoilers below lol
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After this tweet they've been much more open about the plot and Alex's role as being the internet equivalent of Don Quixote (obviously people are trying to call it as a bluff or something but I've been around for a bit and this is just like considered common knowledge stuff)
But as far as i know this is the first time outside of the yiikcord and Hellkrai where the plot of Alex being this delusional nostalgic nerd that's been making up narratives is being explicitly acknowledged as the case and the fact i was somehow the catalyst of it is hilarious
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earthtooz · 1 year
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me: stop voting for rin
my followers, for whatever reason: increases the votes for rin anyways
if rin wins i'm going dark 👍👍
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sndrewacott · 9 months
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very very funny to me that of all the gig venues in glasgow, käärijä is playing right next to ibrox
they're sending the funky lil green guy to the one place in glasgow you can get jumped for wearing green
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lpsgirl109 · 3 months
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Best shit that could possibly happen to me tonight in my state of being sick is finding out someone else on the internet has an OC named Olivia Octavius. Who is the daughter of Otto and Rosie Octavius. Who has a middle name that has to do with roses. Who is shipped with Harry.
You can't write this shit folks
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