for no reason literally at all, I’m thinking about Sam figuring out Dean has feelings for Cas and is ALL ABOUT IT but not like. outright. But he is like “finally. I can buy things for Dean that aren’t related to the car or weapons or something”
So whenever he needs to give a present he’ll buy something angel related (trinkets and shit) or whatever. He won’t make any comments and Dean will give him the ??? look but he’ll do it anyway
and Sam has a fantastic time escalating the gifts to sillier things that are more and more specific to Cas — Dean gets a bee plushy and with it a build-a-bear trenchcoat. Dean gets an angel topper for the antenna of Baby. Sam insists on playing pin the halo on the angel. Sam makes Cas stand with his hand in plaster for however long so he can craft a handprint Christmas ornament for Dean
bonus thought: Sam gets Cas a squirrel plushy that has a flannel and Cas is like “why would a squirrel wear a flannel?” and then is like “it kind of reminds me of your brother” to which Dean is like !!! while Sam can’t stop laughing
additional bonus thought: Claire and Jody find out and start coming up with ideas for gifts and jokes. Claire would hand every gift to Cas with “I got it at the Hot Topical” for funsies
final bonus thought: because of the gifts and things Claire says, Alex just assumes Cas and Dean are out as a couple and tries to use them as an example of a perfectly fine interspecies couple when Jody finds out she’s dating something supernatural. Jody isn’t having it so when everyone is at the table together she brings it up to try and get them on her side and there is extensive gay panic
I like to imagine Wild just. Didn’t speak upon first meeting with the chain. No one thought anything of it of course. They just believed he was mute.
But one day.
Wild and let’s say, Legend are patrolling together, and Wild hits his arm on a tree or something, and yells out “FUCK” in the most posh, British accent that ever was spoken. And Legend is just in shock, because 1. He thought this guy was mute, and 2. He didn’t even know it was possible to sound so fancy while saying fuck.
And then Wild turns to him, and says (while still in a heavy British accent): “No one will ever believe you.”
Anyways I love Wild with a British accent and also a potty mouth
Everyone else is wrong about Lord Lunar and their Eclipse. Lunar is not seriously tormenting Eclipse and Eclipse doesn’t seriously want to overthrow Lunar. This is just one of MANY ridiculous schemes from Eclipse and it provides enrichment for both of them. Eclipse gets to plot and Lunar gets to watch his brother do stupid shit. Last time Eclipse actually could have nabbed the star because Lunar wasn’t paying attention, but chose to act like he got reset instead so they could continue this game. In this essay I will-
every day I check in on my order for the Failboat plush and every day I (foolishly) expect progress and (predictably) every day it looks like this:
i just think it's funny. how many things have happened/will happen between when I ordered the plush (December) and when it arrives (likely May)
I will have written thousands of words of assignments. Taylor Swift will have announced and released an album. And I will still be checking this order status.
So, while I tend to think Ark/os had a fairly good dynamic, I still maintain the explanation for Pyrrha's interest never worked that well given:
It seems she'd already keyed into Jaune before actually interacting with him based on the meeting hall. Once Jaune learned she was a celebrity he was gaga over the fact she was on a cereal box. & that barring Weiss and the teachers no one really treated Pyrrha as she described at all.
This could all have been addressed with more time or funding an I don't really hold it against the creators, but I do think there was a much simpler explanation for Pyrrha's interest XD
Jaune (Making a disaster of himself on the airship)
Pyrrha: He's a total mess, I want to ruffle his hair and take him home with me.
Blake: (Who was just sitting there) ... Why?
Pyrrha: I like lanky men that remind me of wet dogs who tracked mud on the floor.
Jaune (Desperately apologizing for vomiting on someone)
Blake: Well... He certainly is... That.