#i just wanna see fucking cosplay shit again

[thetreeturnedoff]

i'm replaying the arcana and i knew i would yearn for asra's route but then he had his first line in the prologue and my feelings for him hit me like a goddamn semitruck. like holy shit i wanna play his route so bad. but i can't :(((

#i mean i will #but it'll be last #i wanna get the ones i don't like over with first #but i wanna read it so bad :( #but i'm playing all 6 again cause i've hit a point where i don't know what knowledge i have is canon and what's fanon/something i made up #i'm like actually taking notes and shit. and i feel like i'm learning a lot i missed originally #this is like the 4th time i've read the prologue too. i just never really paid attention before #too distracted by pretty people 😔 #which is funny cause i'm hella aroace irl. my heart is reserved for fictional characters #but yeah. asra :( #gonna play lucio's first and gotta deal with knowing what asra's probably going through seeing that #and like. he's a fictional character!!! he does not have feelings!!! and yet i still feel like i'm hurting them #i have literally never felt feelings for anyone ever in my life as strong as the ones i feel for asra. i am so fucking In Love with him #even other characters i've hyperfixated on in the past. i think the closest i've been to this was saeyoung from mystic messenger #but even that obsession wasn't as bad as this one. and that one was horrible #my sister fucking knew about it and they were in elementary school at the time #i read probably every fanfic about him there was on wattpad #i had so many pictures of him in a few different pinterest boards or whatever they're called #i'd made his name my kindle password of all fucking things #he was my intro to cosplay too. got really really close to cosplaying him actually #but i was a child and had no money and was also a child #i literally have not thought about saeyoung in years. i still love him apparently #but not as much as asra #do i have a type? are they similar? i can't remember enough about him #but i'm not going back to that. it fucked up my sleep schedule so bad and i know i would spend way too much money on that game now #but a babe can dream #i know at one point i ran out of space in my phone because of how many pictures i had saved of saeyoung #it was also a shitty second-hand galaxy s3 so like. idk how much space it had to begin with. but i remember it hurt to delete them

[cashmoneyyysstuff]

lowkey..just lowkey.. thinkin about waking up one day and seeing dragon! bakugou in your house…accompanied by a giant hole in your wall.

you’re so confused you can barely process it. there’s a handsome man passed out on your floor and from what you can see (which is basically everything since his shirt is torn to shreds) he looks injured. you also live on the third floor so you have no idea how he landed here, but you think the huge sprawled out wings on his back, his tail and those huge reddish horns that scream “ i’m a mythical being !!” might be the reason.

but there is one thing you’re able to think about and that’s how much money will it cost to fix your damn wall??

you call off work. you call it a family emergency because you don’t think “a shirtless man i think might be a demon just blasted through my wall and he looks injured” is gonna fly over well with your boss.

he seems to be able to heal himself because his wounds look better than when you first laid eyes on him and you can see that his skin looks like it’s restitching itself almost, you decide to help him out a bit and at least dress his wounds up the best you can with the little you know about doctor..stuff.

when he comes to though, he acts like you’re the one who knocked him out. he’s snarling and scowling at you, sharp teeth on display while he growls at you from the comfort of your fucking couch. he spits out all types of curses at you, you’re shocked because they come out so naturally. you’d honestly expected him to speak like some type of caveman and for a second you think this is just a very rude man in very convincing cosplay.

he keeps insulting you and he’s a little too good at it, so much so that it actually hurts your feelings a little. he keeps yapping about how if you didn’t let him out this instant he’ll have you grilled and barbecued or how he’d make quick work of you and have you sold to some merchants for a good amount of gold, since you “look like you’re not worth that much.” you’re a little pissed now. you scowl at him and you feel silly for calling off work and not pushing this huge asshole out of your flat and leaving whatever knocked him out to deal with him.

“you’re the one who blasted a hole in my wall, you jerk ! i say i’m the one who should have you sold if you can’t reimburse me for this, asshole ! and if you wanna walk out without a shirt on and get arrested like a creep, the door’s right there.” you don’t care to see him, because you would’ve seen how his eyes widened to the size of saucers at your retorts. you’ve never been more irritated in your entire life when you stalk to your room to get some much needed rest and to fight off the headache you can already feel slamming against your skull. “even demon men are insufferable.” you mutter bitterly before slamming the door.

you somehow managed to fall back asleep because when you open your eyes again it’s about 10 am. you’re frantic for a moment because you think this was somehow just a very vivid dream and you’re so late for work now. you slam your door open wide eyed and your wall is intact.

shit, your boss was gonna let you have it—

you catch something from the corner of your eye. the insufferable demon man is staring..glaring(?) at you but it’s not as intense as earlier,though. and he’s very much still seated on your couch.

“m-my wall..” you trail off. he clicks his tongue and rolls his eyes at you “i fixed it” he gruffs out.

you like how his voice sounds when he isn’t screaming and threatening you, you immediately scold yourself for thinking like that. he stares and keeps staring at you and you can’t decipher what he’s thinking

“oh..” you gasp “thank you.” he clicks his tongue again and looks away from you. just as much of an ass, but you guessed he felt a little bad about your wall, enough to fix it..somehow. you won’t ask for details.

you can’t will yourself to move past your doorframe so you decide to lean on it a little bit, rubbing your fuzzy socked foot against your calf, you catch him staring at the sudden movement before he looks back up at you. “so are you…a demon or something?” he scoffs for what feels like the umpteenth time today “don’t insult me, human.” he snarls then his face relaxes just slightly “m’ a dragon.” he grumbles.

“oh, wow” the little amount of fantasy manga you’ve read could never have prepared you for this.

you thank him for fixing your wall and he glares at you like he’s mad about it. but then he says he owes it to you for healing him. pointing towards his bandage covered chest. you feel your cheeks burn a little and you’re waving him off, telling him it’s no big deal and somehow his brows furrow even harder. “..so ? what do you want from me?” he growls when you tilt your head at him in confusion “don’t play dumb with me, filthy human ! what do you want in exchange for saving me ?”

“ohh…” you moan. then you shrug “i mean, you already fixed my wall, so i don’t really need anything from you, unless you can make my boss give me a promotion.” you giggle at your own joke and you wave him off again when he looks at you questioningly “nevermind.” you giggle.

he ignores you “you don’t want anything..nothing ?” he speaks apprehensively like he expects you to trick him, you shake your head. he looks bothered by it. he lowers his head and his eyebrows furrow in frustration then he growls.

you think maybe, maybe, he’s the type to feel bad whenever they feel like they can’t repay some type of service. you hadn’t noticed he was apparently on death’s door when you bandaged him up before and it makes you sweat drop a little bit, you try your best to shake it off. he stands up to leave, but he glances at you and suddenly his feet have stopped moving like he’s stuck there and he stares. he doesn’t even look mad like you’ve gotten used to him being for the short amount of time you’ve known him, he just looks confused. he stares at you and you stare at him and for a reason that you cannot understand you don’t want him to leave.

“ um !” you shrink into yourself, embarrassed from his gaze and the fact you were suddenly so loud. “well..you can’t exactly go out like this, it’ll be bad for you i think..it might attract attention to see a wounded shirtless guy walking around, people might take you for..i dunno—” you stumble “a crazy, dangerous person ! yeah, and if that happens they might take you away..so..that’d be bad for you, right ?” you hope he doesn’t realize how much you’re bullshitting around for an excuse but he almost seems to humor you when he crosses his arms across his toned chest.

“what do you suggest i do then, human ?” he growls lowly. he stalks towards you slowly, never breaking eye contact. you will yourself to stay with your feet planted firmly to the ground and head held up somewhat high as you stare up at him, damn he’s tall.

“ you stay here until you’re fully healed, if you wanna make it up to me. it would honestly save me so much trouble” it’s the truth. you can’t help but feel bad when the thought of him getting captured or experimented on crosses your mind, even if he is an asshole, but you don’t say that. you hold out your hand for him to shake “deal ?”

he squints at you and stares and you stare back. usually he would’ve stayed true to his threat and burned you alive by now, the trivial lives of humans are none of his concern. and yet for some reason he himself doesn’t know the answer to he stayed, even fixed up your damn wall you were whining about and even considered apologizing to you..which he absolutely never does !

there’s something different about you and he wants to find out what that something is. so, not so begrudgingly he slowly grasps your hand and squeezes lightly. he ignores the tiny voice in his head that tells him how soft and perfect your hand feels in his.

“deal.”

#lowkey tho just lowkey #i might just make this a series #wippee first maybe series yall #not proofread #ill fix later #i dreamed about this yesterday and i had to write about it #bakugou imagine #bakugou katsuki x reader #bakugo fluff #bakugou katsuki #katsuki bakugou x reader #bakugou x reader #katsuki x reader #katsuki bakugo x reader #bakugou katuski x reader #katsuki x you #bakugou drabble #bakugou fluff #I always end up writing way more than i mean to w him lmfaoo

[queenofallimagines]

Oooh I have a Obey Me writing idea for you but you can ignore if you don’t wanna do it. So when you first come to the Devildom, almost all of the brothers are cold/petty asf to the MC (in my Pisces opinion). Imagine MC’s like “fuck that” and doesn’t try to pander to them as much as the game script wants you to. Like the story still progresses bc the MC is still nosy when it counts, but she doesn’t center them around her world and instead gets closer someone who was nicer/more helpful in the beginning (say like Solomon or Simeon). I’m sorryyy I’m not hating on the brothers but realistically you catch more flies with honey than vinegar. Like yeah being a tsundere is cute to an extent but most of em were doing too much in the beginning. Maybe a reaction from the brothers (doesn’t have to be specific for each brother) as they slowly start to warm up to MC but they can’t stand that they’re not gonna be as close as they wanted to be. And either Solomon or Simeon (or both) reacting to you getting closer to them ;) Again this request may be highly specific so you can either tweak it or toss it if it doesn’t sound appealing to write. It can be SFW or NSFW. I love your writing!

A/n: YOURE SO RIGHT BESTIE!! Like the dick ain’t good enough for them to be all over MC like that CRAZY disrespectful 😒 like in my head I was being fake nice to them to secure the pacts until like you make one with Satan and then it’s like okay, maybe I can be genuine w yall. Bc like I’m making friends w any of the billions of other demons there like Diavolo is all but head over heels for you.

MC:

- I’m so on board with this

- Like if they want to go low I can take it right to hell

- They want to throw UP

- Mammon thinks you’re joking but when you fr never come ask him for help he’s crying himself to sleep

- Asmo hates being ignored so after that time in the maze(catacombs? wtf was those) he’s antsy that you don’t really talk to him

- They feel you having fun through your pacts but when you’re around just them it’s like nothing

- Like when a lightbulb dies

- Student council meetings become increasingly more tense as they watch you get along with Solomon and Luke and Simeon and you’re cold to them

- They don’t even really realize they the problem at first

- Lucifer always itching to punish someone so when he snaps at you and you clapback and the issue never comes up again he’s a little disappointed

- Like him and Satan make fun of your grades?

- Bet. you’re being tutored by Solomon and a demon in your potions class

- Like bitch how the FUCK were we ever supposed to take demon philosophy before?? We just got here!!

- Refuse to work with them on any school activities

- You and mammon partnered up to decorate for some school event?

- You work only when he’s not around

- Beel is the one who sounds the alarm by realizing it’s hard to keep track of you

- Like he’ll go asking where you are and nobody can even say when the last time they saw you was

- Belphagor tried to pull that “I’m a human” shit and you didn’t visit the attic for like three weeks😭

- Had to actually force himself to be genuinely nice

- Remember how they said they sent a demon to like the human realm to pretty much do the same thing? who was that because I don’t think we ever hear about them😭

- But you get their number and talk about your shared experiences

- Fish out of water if you will!

- Lucifer WANTS to yell but you do the bare minimum of what they ask he can’t mandate you to join family movie night😔

- Asks a pouting mammon where tf you are and he lists off like any number of random demons you could be chilling with

- Asmo is burning with envy as he catches you at a party with a group of old acquaintinces

- Can see they are so obviously enjoying your company

- Tries to steal the attention for himself

- Levi seeing you on other mfs socials cosplaying w them and doing a TSL marathon like he’s right there??

- Dinner be so awkward but you brush it off like a G

- only texts the family group chat for confirmation, dinners ready, and when is lord diavolo asking for everyone

- Lucifer comes to Dia’s house bc paperwork and he plans to spill the tea when he sees you and him already HAVING TEA🤨

- Like excuse me??

- “Ah just who I was looking for-“

- “Sorry Lucifer I have exams to study for I was just asking Lord Diavolo some history questions I’ll be on my way.”

- He’s literally WILTING💀

- Whines to Dia and he’s like I’m sorry ?? have yall not been spending time with them??

- “Yall….LIVE together. I ain’t out just you and them in the same house for no reason??”

- He can’t eleven rly do shit bc you’re integrating into demon society very well and are pretty sociable

- Like you gain regular popularity but not through them

- Rest of RAD forgets you’re under their protection tbh

- Like you’re your own entity and not at all attached to them so when a random demon is caught talking about like chilling w you and mammon is like IM THEIR FIRST MAN YOU GOTTA AS ME

- he looses about 500 years when the demon goes

- “Oh yeah you are their hired help huh?”

- Yeah he’s picking out a coffin

- Bc he rly tries to curb his tsun behaviors but he hasn’t made it to that level with you where he can be genuine in private

- Levi too like he calls you a stupid normie on reflex and is whimpering when he sees he’s been blocked on devilgram

- What did yall expect??

- Beel is the ONLY one who you regularly talk to

- And even then he’s got his own stuff going on

- But you guys always eat together

- Jaws dropping when he offered you food

- I imagine Beel is like “oh they don’t be talking to yall?….That’s crazy”

- Precious boy so unaware of the conflict

- Nor bc he’s dumb but he’s like “tf that got to do with me?? MC likes me.”

- Very “okay what does that mean to me tho” energy

- I imagine after the Levi pact arc when mammon is wrapping your sprained wrist and he’s all

- “If I can’t come save ya next time, Die.”

- You pull away completely

- Even Satan is having to control himself be he sees your purposefully avoiding him

- He would congratulate you on how well you’re dodging his advances if it didn’t piss him off so bad

- Keeps it a little secret to himself that he can feel your pact mark burning right under his skin whenever you talk to them

- Played hot and cold to see how he can make you less mad when he interacts with you

- Lucifer is so desperate he’s fr about to make a pact early to feel any sort of proof you exist

- Idk if peacocks do it but you know how birds will rip out their own feathers under stress?

- Yeah That’s HIM😭

- Barbados just sit back and observe

- Even the season 3(?) characters come in early! Like you meet 13 as an extension of Solomon and y’all are thick as thieves

- You’re flourishing in your Magic practices bc you still have their pacts, them helping you with magic or not you’re still not one to be fucked with

- Mephistopheles is so giddy that you’re close to him and not Lucifer

- Offers to hide you in his news room to avoid them

- “It’s so quiet a perfect place to study!”

- Sees them scrambling to get ahold of you but your in his office w your phone on silent

- “Oh hmmm, idk I saw them in the forbidden section of the library maybe check there? Weird y’all supposed to be watching them and have no clue about their whereabouts.”

- Lucifer can take it NO LONGER when we’re about right before lesson 16 and he’s making a scene at dinner

- “Why do you never stay in this house? You a mere human think you’re too good to talk?”

- “That. That shit right there is why I don’t talk to any of you. Do you not notice how rude you are?”

- Before Satan can even say his “we’re demons” line you’re cutting his ass off

- “Why would I want to spend time around people who threaten my life for fun?🤨my job is to heal demon human relations and I’m doing that just not with the help of YOU.”

- Dips to purgatory hall bc it’s not Solomon’s night to cook

- They all just kinda 🧍🧍🧍🧍🧍🧍for a few days bc wtf can they say to that??

- Like you’re absolutely right

- You were already humbling Lucifer before but now he has this irrational anger towards you

- But in a nice way??

- He’s like packing your lunch and throwing away whatever you had

- Pushing you out the way to do whatever chore or task you’re doing

- Makes your favorite foods when is his turn to cook dinner

- Like he’s completely unhinged

- To stir the pot let’s say this is lesson 16 and they show up to all that

- Can you imagine??

- Their filled with even more regret than before!! They never got a chance to establish a deep bond with you

- Not really. Not like you have with everyone else

- And now you’re gone??

- They barely even care about the Lilith reveal like😭

- They do everything they can to win your favor but it’s like the end of the program now who’s to say it was enough??

- Beel is elated while the othered are broken that you and belphie become close

- Poor belphie is exhausted w all this drama so to make amends even more he goes out of his way to heal the gaps between you and the others so it’s all good now

- Not Lucifer tho

- He’s still moping

- Can’t hurt his pride by saying how glad he is that your back

- Can’t tell you how he watched his world fall apart when he saw the light leave your eyes

- DEFINITELY can’t tell you how he prayed to Lilith that he would protect you from now on and that he’s sorry

- All of RAD throws a huge goodbye party for you

- Lots of tears

- During the movie night of like that last few days

- As a little treat for you, you still sleep w Lucifer lmao

- Like you sneak out to go to the bathroom and none of the brother see you for the rest of the night?? Yeah we knew already

- He WILL cry jsyk

- He’s pressing kisses all over you and holding you like you’ll disappear

- Mumbling praises into your skin

- The most he’s ever said “I love you” in his entire existence

- Looking at you with teary eyes

- Can’t keep up his prideful façade

- He’s okay with being vulnerable to you

- Again hit him w the “my morning star”

- And he will go crazy

- Tears up when you leave

- Like he can’t even front like he’s not about to go throw up

- They’re all anxious that they won’t ever see you again because you still hate them

- I promise you on everything in all three realms

- They almost do NOT let you leave when you go

- “Thank you for my time here, I love all of you.”

- They are inconsolable

#my writing #x black reader #obey me #obey me x black reader #obey me shall we date #obey me swd #answered asks #obey me x reader #lucifer x mc #lucifer x reader #slight n*fw #mammon x reader #obey me mammon #leviathan x reader #obey me leviathan #satan x reader #satan obey me #asmodeous #asmodeus x reader #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #beelzebub x reader #obey me belphegor #obey me belphie #belphegor x reader #was writing like 5 Fics pls someone teach me how to write again #I’ve started over like 7 times #cries

[doodle-do-wop]

Spoilers for Nightfall

TW: swearing

I don't think any of you grasp how absolutely fucking insane it is that Biana jumped both Fintan And Vespera in one fucking move

Biana is the world's most gifted fucking vanisher because not only can she hide from gnomes who can see basically LIFE ITSELF

But she hid from Fintan and Vespera. Vespera, as smart as she wants to be, didn't notice one of the people in the group missing and that's on her ass. Play cocky games, get the shit beaten outta you. But FINTAN?! She got past fire alarm Fintan? And jumped his shit? WHILE DROPPING A QUIP?!

Iconic. Incredible. Amazing. Wonderful. Awe inspiring.

That gogurtgogogrodon should've been fucking howling by how wild of a move Biana pulled. Successfully too.

She got Fintan's goofy ass wanna be smurfs hat off ruining his Dopey cosplay so Grady could get him and immediately goes for Vespera. No hesitation, just turn and tackle the next guy.

Grizelda's freaky mutated gogopowerrangersgigglygongadong should've jumped in the air and started slamming the ground like a wrestling ref calling it because of how quickly Biana went from one opponent to another. She is insane. She is unstoppable. She is that girl. She is Barbie.

And that's not even everything she did!

Biana was bleeding out and said to everyone, on god, "get Vespera". Biana was not letting that woman walk. If she had the strength, I'm sure Biana would've arm barred her so badly Vespera would beg to be locked up and forgotten again just from the humbling Biana would give her.

Biana should've gotten a damn metal of honor for being the most insane out of all of them. Fintan has a body count that includes a Counsilor. Vespera has who knows how many human casualties on her hands. Biana was about to to em both in and I applaud her.

#kotlc #im just going crazy #i cant believe she quipped right before tackling them both #the absolutely madlad #forget the rest of fifteen billion bodyguards Sophie gets #all she needs is one Biana Vacker #the Vacker legacy starts with Biana #shes insane #biana vacker #kotlc biana #kotlc thoughts #nightfall kotlc #nightfall

[lesbianchipbastard]

For your final thoughts on PD once you finish, I present to thee:

This ramble ask

How ya feeling?

HOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTT ENDYYYYY

ENDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY IT. I WAS NOTTTT EXPECTING ANYYYY OF THISSSS AAAAAAAAAAJRGBTJKWEFREGTKWEFREGTKRFGNYT

YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE ASKING FOR BY SENDING IN THIS ASK. KJREHKJERHD

this is probably gonna be even longer than my ramble after completing the greyscale series so once again i dont expect you to read all of this but OHHH YM GODDD i need to dump my thoughts somewhere cause HOLY SHITTT

after writing this out i really only managed to touch on the last 2-3 episodes but yk. there are my thoughts on the ending so it makes sense. i dont think we wanna see how big my ramble on the entire fucking series could get

spoilers ahead for anyone else who sees this: literally all of prime defenders s1 and s2

ashe came home.

ashe fucking CAME HOME.

now, i had a feeling since about episode 35 that ashe was certainly coming home, because there was so much buildup, yakko did an ashe cosplay, etc. like it would have been stupid for her not to return at that point. plus i kept seeing people drawing a post-trickster ashe and was like huh.

so essentially, i thought that because i Knew, i wouldn't get blindsided by these final episodes. in fact, knowing almost made it more... bearable? i guess, because i could hold onto the light at the end of the tunnel that ashe was 100% coming home. it almost made me feel the same hope that the group was feeling about ashe, because i had that certainty and faith in the good ending.

and then william wisp fucking died. again.

i was really sleepy when i was listening to that scene but still persisting because my anxiety was slowly increasing as the episode went on, but when the trickster just. plunged his hands through william's chest i was FULLY awake just sitting in absolute shock. i'm not the kind of person to cry huge tears over media (i think the only time i non-happy cried watching riptide was ep 53), but when william died For Real i actually gave a good few sobs. i was no longer sleepy i was just in shock and then in grief.

and i was like. oh shit. maybe there is no good ending.

something like that ENTIRELY blindsided me in such a crazy way that it had me doubting ashe would even come home.

and i kept thinking, hey, no, he's risen before, he'll be okay! but then he went to the fucking spirit realm. he got dispensed there with kumori and began the first day of forever and i was like oh. shit.

william was gone.

and the REACTIONS from dakota and vyncent were both so guttural and real and true to their characters in their own ways. like so good it's nearly painful to think about.

dakota's loud. he's loud and he's rambunctious because he's dakota. he never speaks below a shout.

but when william was torn in half, he wasn't shouting, he was wailing. the absolute shock and denial he was in haunts me dude.

dakota's was begging william not to do this to him. he could forgive william for so much-- for lying to him, for not asking for his help, for fucking killing jade, but he could never forgive william for dying.

dakota's not the kind of kid to ask, y'know? if something doesn't go the way it should to him then he'll fight abrasively and outwardly for what he believes is right, or in the harder cases he'll bite the bullet and take the fall.

but here, he was pleading with william to just. not die.

and i think the final thing that shattered my faith that hey, maybe william wasn't gone was that tide was so accepting of it. he fell to his knees, he grieved and he was torn apart for a second, but then he was back up, holding dakota, going as far as to use a whole turn in initiative to only hug his boy despite the deadly circumstances. despite the world falling apart around them. to loosely quote my other mutual cayden (<333), "at the end of everything hold onto something and dakota had to hold onto tide because it was the end of everything for him" and i think that's just. the only way i can really phrase it. top 10 moments that rewired my brain chemistry

and dont get me started on dakota LITERALLY JUMPING THROUGH HELL FOR EVERYBODY. JUMPING THROUGH HELL, LOOKING THE TRICKSTER IN THE EYES AS HE DID SO. LIKE I'VE SAID THIS BEFORE BUT SOARING THROUGH THE BURNING SKIES OF THE CHAOS REALM? THE REALM THAT CORRUPTS AND WARPS EVEN THE STRONGEST DEMONS? AND STILL COMING OUT ON THE OTHER SIDE BECAUSE YOU'RE DAKOTA MOTHERFUCKING COLE AND YOU SIMPLY REFUSE TO SUCCUMB?? FUCKING INSANEEE.

and. fucking. fuck.

vyncent. MOTHERFUCKING. sol.

when i fucking catch condifiction.

vyncent sol is such an interesting fucking character. most of the time i'm like "there is something deeply wrong with him <3" in an endearing sense because yknow. he's a little strange. he's not from around here.

but oh my god.

vyncent sol, THE character development guy ever.

he starts off season 1 violent, unable to control his powers. he's violent, and he's scared, and he's homesick, and he's like a skittish dog who bites when it gets nervous because he doesn't know what the fuck he's doing here.

but he changes. he grows.

he gets his closure with fauna, yeah, but then he finds a new home. he finds himself in a flying car, chasing after the fucking lich, watching william and dakota fighting in the front seat like a married couple, and he just thinks yeah. this is home.

and he doesn't quite unlearn his violence or his vengeance but they do certainly shift gears (also tidbit-- the 'fatal flaw' of justice is vengeance which is part of why i chose him for that human soul in the undertale shit i was telling you about :D).

his character is about balance. he has to learn not to be reckless and violent like in season 1, while also not apathetic and taking inaction like he did in s2 episodes 31 and 32.

at the end of everything, he protects william with his life, ready to interpose any attack. he thinks that he can do right by somebody this time, act now so that there aren't any consequences later (y'know, like he never did with jade, or ashe, or the lich).

but william. still. dies.

the sheer anger that vyncent felt in that moment was overshadowed so strongly by his grief, but it was still there. i can't even put it into words without going on a whole nother tangent but oh my fucking god. dude. vyncent sol has irreparably rewired my brain he is all i'm gonna think about.

prime defenders honestly is just THE character development show in general. i haven't even touched on william's development, on how he put faith in his friends over mal even if he knew it was going to make things much harder because he trusted dakota and vyncent so much. on how he literally got killed, repeatedly, over and over, in the spirit realm for 12 hours straight. on how he dirtied his hands during the greyscale arc out of fear.

on how he finally. stopped. running. stopped trying to escape who he was. but still won't come out of the closet

and god this is a looooong fucking ramble and i haven't even said much yet, this is only me screaming about the last two episodes really, but so much has happened in them that i just AUUUUGUGHGGHGHJKTEHRKJ

and. holy fucking shit.

JADE??? MAY STILL BE ALIVE??? D OYOU UNDERSTAND HOW FUCKING FERAL IM GOING OVER THIS JADE CANTRIP VENGEANCE ARC. I NEEEEEED XAVIERRRR TO SEE HER AGAINNNN JADE AND XAVIER'S FRIENDSHIP MEANS SO FUCKING MUCHHH TO MEEEEE

AND ATLAS? BRO POOR FUCKING ATLAS. he really could not catch a fucking break for the ENTIRE series. when bizly started describing the 'odd fizzling' i was like 'man this guy is just going THROUGH it with his career i feel kinda bad for him' and then.

he was dead.

i think grizzly said it best, how bizly has to 'keep reminding us that prime defenders is r-rated' cause yk. the sudden violence/gore. it was so impactful you were so right when you were talking about tonal whiplash because holy SHIT.

like we were just in mario kart hell chasing after le frog who stole pizza he couldnt even eat cause he was vegetarian. and then atlas' throat was slit and he was marked with an x. (x as in xavier's vigilante persona????????RTEHRTTT$YRJHTTETR)

im just AUGUGHGHGH so FUCKING UNWELLLL OVER THIS ENTIRE SERIES. I'M SO STOKED FOR WONDERLUST BUT ALSO THAT MEANS PRIME DEFENDERS PROBABLY WON'T RETURN UNTIL THE END OF THE YEAR OR EVEN LATER.

i need a prime defenders christmas episode. dearly.

the bright side of this is that now i can write a shit ton of fic + inhale every single fic under the prime defenders tag on ao3.

but GODDD this is the most gutwrenching piece of media ever. i've never had such a strong hyperfixation since 2020 because the world is just so good. every single character and npc means the world to me. even summer and doug are constant subjects of my brainrot. even fucking lightspeed and harlem and aughughugnjtr.

thank you for the ask endy lmao im FUCKING CLAWING AT THE WALLS OVER THIS SHOW. AIUKGHEJHW

JADE CANTRIP REVENGE ARC PLSPSLPLSPLSPLSPLSPLS. I NEED HER TO COME BACK AND I NEED HER TO COME BACK WRONG AND I NEED XAVIER TO BE TERRIFIED OF HIS BEST FRIEND EVEN THOUGH IT'LL EMOTIONALLY DESTROY ME AKTJHETRKJTRWKERE

okay that's. all i can say for now

#vixen rambles #vixen answers #jrwi pd #jrwi #WEKJTHETWKJGREHTITWJKREJTYIQKJEFWRE8T90OPQEF9GRET0OE #LOSINGGG MY MINDDDD

[steelthroat]

Episode 4(3 not counting the pilot)

Around 20 minutes in: Girl... you can't just say that, you sound like a fascist :0

*guys it's the third time the enterprise gets played by a toy is this the usual?*

Kirk: "can you stop being a heartless bitch for 5 minutes?????"

Spok: "IF YOU DON'T DO SOMETHING WE'RE GOING TO DIE LIKE THE FOOLS 200 YEARS AGO THAT MADE TEH SAME FUCKING MISTAKES"

*dude starts monologuing like a supervillain*

Kirk "please be normal I don't wanna kill you :D"

*spok has his I told you so face love the man*

*those contact lenses are so weird btw how did they do that?*

*I bet something is gonna happen and somebody is going to die *

*evil monologuing*

*Spock whips out a gun* (I love him so much okay???)

Spock: dude is getting more and more dangerous kill him

Kirk: The doctor lady of this episode says that he's not dangerous

Spock: SHE'S STUPID.

*she-stupid looking evilly and obviously trying to do some evil*

HA! KNEW IT AND NOW THEY RAN AWAY GOOD FUCKING JOB KIRK!?

Spock, honey I get it I'm so sorry you're surrounded by idiots with no self preservation.

*I think the 2 evil lovebirds walk weirdly like that because they can't see shit with those lenses..."

*dudes trying to cosplay evil Adam and Eve* *ahem I meant God*

*and they died*

Sad again

Spirk moment :D

The end

#star trek #steel rambles #i get it trekkies #i get it it's fun

[pastafossa]

i saw your pic with charlie, just wanna say that im happy for you. 🥰

congrats on having him hold the red thread, i am very envious with you (and the others) who had the chance to be near him or even just to see him in person.

it was my first time seeing what you look like, and i hope you dont take this the wrong way…but you look like a vampire? i dont know if it’s the lighting but you’re so pale—like wow, that’s pale. like, WOW. THATS. PALE. and the widows peak? gurrlll..you can be morticia adams. and top it off with your dark eyeshadow?? not to mention your aura/vibe? ma’am are you a creature of the night? but it’s fine coz you’re like a happy vampire? like ‘what we do in the shadows’ happy. 🥰

anyway, that’s all i gotta say, congrats again on seeing charlie and i hope you dream of him. 😘

First off I want you to know this is literally, legitimately the funniest fucking way I've ever had asked about my pale af skin, which actually happens a lot. A brief summary of the funniest:

Been asked if I was wearing a wig, because don't albinos wear wigs?

Been asked by my own mother why I was wearing white socks with my flats. I wasn't. Thought that was it. Two years later she asked why I was wearing white tights with my shorts. I also wasn't.

Been told I could signal a plane, no mirror needed, on a desert island.

Been told by two happy tattoo artists that working on me is almost like working on white paper, 'it comes out so bright!'. First artist even knocked 50 bucks off because he didn't need as much ink or time as he usually would.

Had the 'THE BEACONS ARE LIT' comic hilariously reenacted when I wander out in a bathing suit or tank top, or in this case, in my photo with Charlie where they used a light that lit me up like a road beacon. You know, this comic:

Also after sending this to a friend, I have been dubbed Nosferpasta. 'I'm a vampire' is now going in the 'Standard Responses To General Questions Of Why I'm Pale' box because holy shit (truthful answer: one of my medications makes me incredibly sensitive/borderline allergic to sunlight, and I can burn in as little as 15 minutes without sunscreen. That means I never get a chance to tan. Kinda vampirish now that I think about it).

Not me also scribbling down Morticia as a cosplay option cause, well, yeah, I've got the hair and the skin and I definitely wear a lot of black clothes, dark eyeshadow, and black cat-eye eyeliner. I'd barely need foundation at all. Either that or I'll be a happy vampire, which I also love.😂

Thank you so, so much for coming to say hi! I'm honestly still on such a high having gotten him to hold the thread which is NOT something I ever really expected to have happen. I'm going to be drowning in that dopamine for a looooong time!

#no but now i need to be morticia #i do Jessica Jones cause she is JUST as pale (and she's the reason I went black for hair) but so is morticia #someone get me that dress STAT #either that or a happy vampire which wouldn't require much work #i'm literally going to just tell people i'm a vampire when they ask #i burn in the sun i wear black i'm pale i occasionally white out cameras i use dark eye makeup and i hang out at a witchy shop #all the signs are there #Pastaferatu #Nosferpasta? #Dracu-pasta #i'm going to have fun with this #especially since i now live in a place that's snowy 7 months of the year so i'll probably get even paler 😂

[littlemochabunni]

Hiii helllo my sweet freaks. Just a blocking psa. Content warning: mentions of death & cyber bullying.

I’ve gotten a lot of followers over the last couple of days and as I am extremely grateful, most of you do not have an age stated on your blog, which the only conclusion I can make is that you’re probably a minor.

With the discords among the cosplay community on TikTok and extremely heartbreaking death of a Cosplay TikToker Inquisitor3, I seriously cannot stress enough how much I want both more than justice for his family and friends, and how much I need minors to take the seriousness of MINORS DO NOT INTERACT on anyones social media. Put it this way, if you have to worry about your parents taking your phone away, and finding out what your doing with the phone they’re paying for knowing you’re not an adult, yet you’re reading/looking at adult shit. Seriously, stay the fuck off ADULT ONLY pages. I can’t put this in any nicer way because simply you minors refuse to listen.

I’m getting to the point of asking for an actual ID with your age because y’all children love to lie. I get it, the whole puberty and being horny all the time, but I and a lot of other creators don’t and refuse to cater to horny children.

“Well don’t post sexual content knowing children will see it.” I’ve seen 17+/16+ blogs that cater to those 16/17 year old people and that’s their business. I’m not going to put myself in a position where those kids wanna fuck around and find out what the whole overhyped wonders of what sex is.

I’m a 21 year old, birth control using, sexual active adult who’s in a 3 year relationship, and at the end of the day. The act of having sex really ain’t shit. The clean up, the worry(birth control or not), the pains here and there. All that shit you read or see ain’t nothing but a few good nuts you can give yourself.

Laugh and giggle or try to ignore it all you want, but a 23 year old man died because of a 17 year old girl thought it would be good clout to try and get a grown man, that stated MDNI on his account, caught up in some “grooming” accusations that again. Never. Fucking. Happened.

I’m giving you newer blogs a few hours to simply add an age or birth year to your bio on your blogs. After that it’s gonna be the block chop for you.

#ᡕᠵ᠊ᡃ࡚ࠢ࠘ ⸝່ࠡࠣ᠊߯᠆ࠣ࠘ᡁࠣ࠘᠊᠊ࠢ࠘𐡏~♡𝓜𝓞𝓒𝓗𝓐 𝓑𝓤𝓝𝓝𝓘 🗣️

[trevorendeavors]

So. That Florida Bathroom Bill, huh?

TW: bathroom bills, transphobia, internalized transphobia.

I ain’t beating around the bush. I will be using strong language here. If that ain’t your cup of tea or if you’re just here for my usual brand of gay fanart and fic, it’s okay to scroll past this post. Really. I won’t judge. This is one doozy of a vent.

For the people in my DMs asking me if I’m okay (as a trans person in Florida considering recent bathroom bill bullshit) I’m just… sitting here with an exasperated sigh.

It’s funny that the first time I hear of this is from a DM from someone on the other side of the world. I’ve been deliberately avoiding lgbt Florida news for some time because the more I think about it, the harder it is to be civil in transphobic conversations.

Last night I was deadnamed in front of a few people, and today at my graduation I’ll likely be deadnamed in front of a whole convention center. That’s what I get for not changing my name legally, huh. Oh well. Didn’t wanna go through all the paperwork just yet (in case I go for a different name) so I’m stuck with the one I’m sure I don’t want.

So again, I try not to think about it.

But yeah. It sucks.

Honestly? The bathroom bill doesn’t change much for me. It’s still the same shit as always.

The one time I went into the men’s restroom, I freaked out a cis guy so badly (poor dude was genuinely scared of ME accusing HIM of something bad) that I never did that again.

As for women’s restrooms (the one I most frequently use) that’s a whole other deal. Most days, I don’t pass. I’ll just go out and say that. I have a high voice, boobs, and a bit of hips. Some days I dress really feminine too, so it only makes sense. No one here is going to buy “see I LOOK like a woman but no see I’m secretly a ‘man but not quite’ inside but I wear makeup as a kind of exaggerated cosplay of a gender I am NOT, y’see?”

I don’t want to have a nuanced discussion of gender in the bathroom. Most people 30+ in age don’t even know what non-binary is and barely get the concept of trans. As much as I love being and educator and advocate, after a long road trip I want to piss and get on with my life. Also cis men have told me the horror stories of male bathrooms (how do you get shit ON the ceiling????) and then I’m thankful to have been “born a woman” or whatever.

Most days I don’t think about it too hard. But on my more dysphoric days or when on the blessed days I do genuinely pass more masc - when I go into the bathroom looking like this:

I genuinely don’t know which bathroom to use.

It’s embarrassing. Especially when there’s no family restroom available. And when I go to the women’s restroom, I sometimes get these looks. Brief, surreptitious glances they think I don’t notice. To ease tensions, I lift my pitch and give a compliment. I even puff out my (binded) breasts slightly as if to say, “Yes, I have tits and a pussy, does that soothe your cisnormative and petty fears that I would assault you?”

Jesus, some days I wish I could say that quote outright. But I can’t, and I know it’s not fair to them. They’re scared, I get it. I remind them of a traumatic experience. Sometimes, certain people who have nothing to do a trauma invoke fears of it unintentionally by raising their voices or saying something off or even existing. But that’s MY responsibility to fucking deal with that. Other people can’t help existing.

By and large, people with transphobic tendencies here are usually nice. Beyond, nice even. They’ll help you host a spontaneous ice cream party. They’ll buy you allergy meds when you’re choking. They’ll take you in after your mother kicked you out. Like I said, genuinely sweet and kind people.

Which makes it harder when they accuse trans people of transitioning to skirt military drafts, to cheat at sports, to deal with mommy issues. When they equate gays to sex crimes (yes, the ones you’re thinking of). When they refuse to call you your full name. When they call you a baby who refuses to clean her pooped diapers.

I try to be nice. But by god, is my patience waning…

By. Fucking. god.

I’m tired of the way it’s affected me. Making me feel worth less than cis folks, like my feelings matter less. Even worse, I hate how it makes me jealous and spiteful towards younger trans folks in better situations. Younger trans folk I don’t understand. Don’t get me wrong, it’s not an excuse to mistreat them the way I was mistreated. And I’m genuinely glad that they’re living a better life. I have to work on these thoughts, it’s my responsibility. It would be nice, though, to live in a world where I could devote more energy to celebrating our collective existence instead of surviving it.

That being said, I’m grateful for the people here and in person who have stuck by my guns. The people who check in on my when shit gets worse in terms of politics.

What helps most?

What really helps is when people get mad WITH me. For so long I was told my anger was something to be stowed away, to be quietly extinguished with calm words or relieved by some masturbatory exercise of civil discourse. You know. Where you get off to talking civilly but don’t actually get anywhere and you still have to live in a world that was just as transphobic as before. I just want people to be pissed WITH me. To share in my anger and frustration. To join me as I slam the desk, flip the table, and cry to the heavens,

This fucking sucks

Right now this matters to me even more than action. These check ins, sharing in my anger - it helps, it really does. Makes me feel less alone in the world.

#Trevor screams #Trevor talks #Godspeed if you got through this absolute motherfucker of a vent #tw: vent #tw: transphobia #TW: internalized transphobia #TW: some suggestive language towards the end #Florida #Florida bathroom bill #trans bathrooms #ron desantis

[ginger-snap-talkin-nonsense]

Seen any good silent films?

Yes!!!

Okay so when talking about silent comedies everyone talks about Charlie Chaplin and his iconic character, "The Tramp". Now don't get me wrong The Tramp is a really interesting piece of movie history and paved the way for satire in filmed.comedy as we know it, but I found the actual comedy of his silent stint a little lacking because it was so focused on its satire, which he got to do better in the talkies (The Great Dictator is absolutely beautiful).

So then we get Buster Keaton who I found to be a bit of a dick. In his two films I watched-"The General" and "Seven Chances" he isn't exactly funny so much as he's a stuntman doing cool things (and in Seven Chances case he's also actively racist which the other silent comedies I've seen managed to near entirely avoid, even The General which was literally pro Confederate). Now his stunts and the money he put into his work was mind blowing. Man destroyed a train for Christ sake that's cool, but he clearly wasn't a comedian at heart.

The best of his work I saw was 'Sherlock Jr.' Which showed his hand. The man liked to make high concept art pieces, and added comedy to them so people would pay him to see them, but comedy was never his primary focus.

NOW OF YOU WANNA TALK FUNNY, LETS TALK HAROLD LLOYD

Harold Lloyd did the least of the big 3 comedians of the time as he just couldn't cut it in the talkies and didn't want to put his life at more risk than he already had doing crazy stunts. So he's the least remembered of the 3, yet if you ask me easily the funniest. His comedy is timeless-both the physical comedy AND the situational comedy.

I've seen two of his films-"Safety Last" and "The Freshman" and both were utterly hysterical.

The first is a classic 'guy down on his luck working at a department store and trying to convince the girl he's more wealthy than he is' and the whole thing is just scene after scene of shenanigans! He gets to work early but falls asleep on a truck so wakes up in the middle of town and has to hitch a ride back but he's late and doesn't want the smooth boss to know so he's gotta sneak in as a mannequin without getting caught which scares a guy and so on!

It's just funny physical bits and situations that remind you that even back then we were all goin through the same shit. Hating the retail grind and not having money and pushing cops over for the funny and climbing 30 stories on a building to win a thousand dollars.

AND THEN THE FRESHMAN IS THE SAME SHTICK BUT ITS COLLEGE SHENANIGANS

SPECIFICALLY A BIG DORK COSPLAYING AS HIS FAVORITE MOVIE CHARACTER TO BE COOL AND EVERYONE CLOWNING ON HIM

HIS OWN DAD CLOWNS ON HIS NAME ITS PEAK FUCKING COMEDY HE DOES DUMB LITTLE JIG EVERYTIME HE MEETS SOMEONE ITS SOME TIKTOK COMEDY I STG

Also he was one of the first people to utilize speeding up walking footage to make the shot funnier and again, it's so endearing knowing we've found the same shit funny since the beginning of film.

Do yourself a favor, watch The Freshman and if you love it-which you will- watch Safety Last. It's just a pure delightful comedy experience.

[itsanotheridiot]

My random thoughts for episode 5 of Fionna and cake

Lmao we see ice Finn again and have that COLD open get it ahhhahaha I hate myself

WE IN THE FARMLAND WORLD

I just remembered Simon still naked

LETS GO SIMON GOT PANTS

Fionna too comfortable with getting naked lol

Love apocalypse looks tho

Also gotta say Fionna and cake treating this world like a video game is really concerning they aren’t separating the Fantasy from reality

He really squash my boy prismo in a box

A FURRY ????

MURDER WITH BRICK

seeing noses is so weird in adventure time

Big destiny is back are you serious  AND HE HAS A CHILD

Farmworld starchy, berry Princess?, and choose goose I hate so much oh god I don’t wanna see farmworld marcy but I wanna know Simon reaction

Loving the fact Cake isn’t a master at the stretching and is still learning just like how Fionna doesn’t have her skills they are both basically in cosplay

THEY ACKNOWLEDGED THE NOSES

FINN HAS A CHILD BRO BETTER NOW BE A DEADBEAT IN THIS WORLD TOO LIKE WITH NEPTER

Omg jake

FINN GOT MORE CHILDREN WHO HIS WIFE

Farmworld Finn got that dad voice

Jay mertens Bonnie mertens what the other children names

“You two should kiss” cake they are basically siblings or twins kinda NAHHHHH

Destiny’s daughter and Jay are DATING BRO WHAT damn he smooth too

OMG BARTRAM THE DONKEY

Finn a badass in every universe

DESTINY GOT SPARKLE EYES BRO IM CRYING

Ew scarab putting a coraline with that spider shit what the fuck was that 

#adventure time spoilers #adventure time #fionna and cake spoilers #fionna and cake

[probablysimpledreams]

Omg hello Cam nation life has been wild but I wanna be on here more LOL I have two fics in the works rn (one Cora<3 and one Asahi <3 I have really been on my large and scary looking but actually loser sweetheart man kick lately <333) so hopefully spring break brings me creative energy or refreshes me so post-spring break me gets a creative streak

more to come regarding that

ANYWAYS

I started this post off half an edible last night and now am having a margarita at the airport since my flight got delayed💀 and since life has been crazy so the self ship brain rot has been INSANE lately esp bc me and one of my besties rewatched a bunch of HQ!! lately so I've been thinking about Asahi and am about to share all these ideas<3 I'm putting in undercut feel free to interact or share any of your self ships

We def met in class like some elective literature course. Our majors are so different with me being in anthropology and him in fashion school we both would pick some random historical literature class just to do something different and get out of our own departments. It would take at least half the semester for us to star talking though. I am notorious for a little classroom crush so I fell in love on sight, constantly talked about him to my friends, constantly had my friends asking if I had talked to him yet, stalked his Instagram to learn about him, etc. And though Asahi has a better grip on his anxiety when in college, he's still prone to anxious habits and after how people saw him in high school as "scary" he is not one to put himself out there. So he ends up having a lil classroom crush on me as the days go by and as I speak out more in class. I love a good chance to talk which I think he'd admire and it would make him fall for me. Half way through the semester I would finally make the move by asking him to be my partner on the newest assignment for the class. We'd both just be standing there like "holy fuck this hot person is talking to me" but not realize that the other is thinking it too LMAO. But you know as time went on and we got closer (being project partners meant the BEST reason to get his number see I be PLANNING) and I finally worked up the courage to ask him on a date and he said yes<33

Once finally in a relationship I feel like we'd have to opposite of a honeymoon phase. The first few months would be very awkward and we both overthink to the max so we'd be very scared of upsetting the other. After some time thought we'd finally have a nerve wracking yet honest conversation to actually establish boundaries, what we need, etc and like never have a relationship problem again. And that's when we both realize how much words of affirmations are both our love languages so we get comfortable being sappy<33 like we’re SO that couple saying cutesy shit 24/7 and leaving lil notes for each other on the mirror or in each other’s backpacks etc!! And we’re both not really PDA people so it balances perfectly😝

We have the same music taste for SURE like we both love some indie, mountain music I’m talking Briston Maroney, Noah Kahan, Backseat Lovers, etc we are both men with anxiety so this genre speaks to us🙏 However, Asahi does not understand the Lana hype but still supports me LOL sometimes I just have to cosplay a woman in a toxic relationship on the west coast (all things I’m just not💀) and he’s learned to let me have my fun after some reassurance that I just like the music and don’t actually think of him as bad (he’s too precious pls)

We are SO interested in each other’s line of work like I’m always excited over his sketches and pieces he’s making!!! And I’m always asking him a million questions about the process and all he does!! And on the same coin he’s always so fascinated with my research my main focus is on Pacific Archaeology so I always give him TedTalks™️ on everything he loves it!! I also intern at a museum so he’s always asking me questions about it. And a lot of what I’ve been lately at the museum is fashion history, so I love to tell him all about it!!

We compliment each other perfectly bc I’m very bubbly and outgoing!! So I’m very much a conversationalist and sometimes people think bc of that and my size that they can walk all over me. This is where Asahi’s natural intimation comes into play once mfs see him they KNOW not to fuck around. And on the other side, due to my extroverted nature I can easily jump into a conversation Asahi is actively trying to step away from without being rude. I feel like he gets quickly drained from strangers but I can talk to anyone for hours so I step him. This also is helpful bc I easily can make reservations and really any other scenario where he’s feeling too shy to directly say what he’s thinking/needs. I also am not afraid to fight for refunds and shit so he’s happy to let me take the wheel LOL

I just know we’d both get along with one another friends SO well😝 on that note Suga and I are so stoner buddies (you can’t tell me college suga didn’t smoke). Asahi would rarely smoke but when he does he just goes lol nonverbal and gets cuddly. Which honestly works good bc I just get happy and yap once again that perfect balance💗‼️

Most of our dates are just chill dates. We watch a LOT of TV together between anime and cooking shows and documentaries we just love a good lay in bed watching TV time. When we go out, it’s to museums and cafes!! We try and go to a cutey local coffee shop at least once a week just to get out. Sometimes it turns into homework dates or reading dates but mostly we just sit and talk and enjoy the fact there’s no rush. I currently have a coffee sticker book so he makes sure I always get a sticker when at new places🥺 I always switch up what I get but Asahi always gets a cappuccino and we usually split a lil pastry (usually I can talk him into buying multiple to try tho hehe)

I keep him updated on all the stupid TikTok drama bc I get disgustedly invested and that app can make me so mad so I go on RANTS about people being stupid it just always makes him laugh he thinks I’m just the most lovely thing all fired up even if it’s over something so unreal. I’m also OBSESSED with that Bistro Huddy tiktok series that is literally just one guy idk it’s SO good I make him watch it with me all the time LOL

Overall we are in love love🥰😝🥰

#self ship o’clock #god he’s perfect I’m going crazy #I wanna bite his arm #asahi azumane #self ship #self ship content #haikyuu #haikyuu self ship #self ship headcanons

[aprillikesthings]

YOOOOO IT'S MY WEEKEND and I have eaten dinner and it is time for MORE SHE-RA

yayyyy

OH GOD we're getting into the really good shit btw

if I manage not to do a marathon of these it'll be a gd miracle

Usual reminder: this is a REwatch and there's spoilers ahoy, I make a lot of bad jokes, I reference other cartoons

s4 ep10 fractures

okay before we get started

ahahah

I've given in. I'm gonna cosplay Catra. >_< wish me luck, I'm aiming for some kinda loosely post-canon thing, in part because there's no hiding my age at this point, except via like, photoshop pfft

side note the place I was looking at that makes custom fangs based on dental impressions is usually a month and change out, and the con I want to wear this to is in mid-April. *GROAN*

I have tried the cheap ones they don't stay on D:

OKAY

Dialogue is Double Trouble. Why are you even in the room??

oh it's a truth-telling spell lol

(it didn't work)

LOLOL the disbelief in Double Trouble's voice. "Can she do that?"

oh my GOD (yes it's Double Trouble)

but their Adora looks like Johnny Bravo aaahaha

Double Trouble does blow a raspberry at Shadow Weaver, tho, so they're forgiven

Adora explains the Heart of Etheria Project

Shadow Weaver: oooh we can use this to our advantage Me: okay Boromir but NO

nO

Adora's about to blow a fuse, but I would be, too! Like what part of "the planet could explode" is fucking difficult

Meanwhile, Catra is watching porn video feeds of places the Horde has taken

and thinks she spots someone!!!

(she hasn't, and she makes a sad little face when she realizes)

yeah she's being a bitch but also her deranged little face is great

OR EVERYONE COULD DIE. THERE'S ALSO THAT.

YAYYYY

does anyone else remember the old video "what your fave she-ra ship says about you"? this was made just after s4 actually. anyway I'm remembering it because it includes the line "you just want good things for Scorpia. and really, who wouldn't?"

Daci and I, for a while, couldn't stop quoting the ContraPoints clip used early on to reference "The inherent eroticism of the sea."

"MMmmm yeah. Don't you wanna just...get in there?"

It's a really funny video (I am called out SEVERAL TIMES) and the channel did a bunch of similar videos for other shows.

(also looking at the home page of the channel, she's a she now!!!! HELL YEAH)

Anyway everyone is surprised to see Scorpia :D

And their initial reaction is Not Good D:

the poor thing accidentally stuns Perfuma (...oh god that'S HILARIOUS knowing later stuff)

well that stops Adora in her tracks

back in the Fright Zone, Catra thinks she hears Scorpia's laugh and again is visibly relieved before realizing she's wrong

babygirl you need some rest (and so do your soldiers), you are getting paranoid and hearing things

so what, you're going to torture the rest of the soldiers who haven't left????

(I understand why she does the things she does but I still want to shake some sense into her)

JUST GET SOME GD SLEEP

she tries to call Double Trouble, but they don't answer

I want to give her a hug. But also shake some sense into her.

Another one to add to my "cartoon bondage" collection, as one does. But Perfuma is clearly a little smitten, though: she smiles as she walks away and makes a flower grow in the vines, awwwww

okay oh my GOD okay Scorpia's dialogue is KILLING ME i am CACKLING

"Wow...Yeah, but just-- Shadow Weaver. And at Bright Moon. Everything is making so much sense about why Catra's been acting the way she has."

Adora goes wide-eyed at Catra's name, Shadow Weaver looks at her, and then Adora looks away, pissed off.

like I was saying: SMITTEN

Anyway Scorpia explains why she wants to go find/save Entrapta, who's on Beast Island, and:

bahaha

they relate various stories about the horrors of Beast Island and Shadow Weaver insists they're nicer than the actual place, it's starting to sound like some bad joke about Etheria's version of Australia

I mean also you should go get her because she shouldn't be stuck there but okay

They all decide to go to Beast Island to rescue Entrapta but Glimmer is having NONE of it

Glimmer: "Adora, have you ever heard of anyone coming back from Beast Island? Do you even know where it is?"

I mean, good points, but

aaaugh

Bow: "There's an unstable mass of magic in the middle of the planet. Everyone's at risk unless we can get Entrapta to shut it down."

OKay I'm not typing up the whole damn episode you can read the transcript if you really want to, lol they argue about this for a bit longer, Glimmer even recommends they ask Light Hope how to use it even though that's a terrible idea, Glimmer tries to appeal to Bow but Bow is on Adora's side on this one

oh honey, no

She tries to order Bow and Adora to stay in the castle and not leave

Scorpia's "prison cell" is a very nice spare room. Perfuma brings her a salad and Scorpia doesn't recognize it as food immediately, the poor thing has only ever had ration bars.

Frosta: "It's not a sleepover!!! Perfuma: ":D I'll get pillows, brb!"

But then Frosta asks about her pincers with genuine interest and makes ones for herself out of ice...and Scorpia starts to cry

;_;

;_;

GO. TO. BED. oh my god

I RAN OUT OF IMAGES fhghgh okay gonna reblog

#april rewatches spop #fractures #Youtube

[tiredstressedemotionalmess]

okay I know the fab four are everyone's collective oc's, but I want to know if you have any other killjoy oc's seperate from them

yes i do!!! im not sure if ive ever actually talked abt them on here but they were like ALL i could think abt in 2019. ive been wanting to revamp them for a while actually so this is a great excuse to start thinking abt them again

my main oc started out as just being my killjoysona but as i kept coming up with Lore xe kinda moved away from that into their own character. their name's Neon Dusk (a name ive gone back and forth on hating and loving over the years tbh) and while im sure i have a shit ton if old picrews of them somewhere i dont wanna have to dig those out rn so!! uh they had blue hair and their jacket was denim with neon yellow orange and pink details along the seams and shit (i actually made xer mask and jacket when i cosplayed them a few years ago so maybe ill post pics if ppl are interested in that)

they were born in the city, became close friends with someone in their early teens who got xer off the pills and showed them things like art and music. the two were found out eventually, split apart, and Dusk was forced to run without her. in the actual desert, im realizing now xe ends up more of a neutral than anything. theyre a collector of Things, always moving around and trading any and everything to any and everyone to survive. theres like a whole story i got in my head with them that i actually started writing years ago and periodically work on when i have writer's block and nothing else is flowing so maybe someday that will see the light of day 😅

my other main oc was named High Definition. she was a lot less fleshed out than Dusk, really the only things i remember abt her are that she was a drug dealer, an aromantic lesbian, and close friends with Show Pony. oh and she wore a lot of bright orange! her hair looked like a fucking highlighter i think. she was friends with Dusk too but i literally remember none of the specifica of their relationship (im sure i have fuckin pages abt it in a notebook somewhere tho)

and like i said, i wanna start thinking more abt these guys again so a lot of this might change soon lmao but thanks for asking!!! i haven't posted abt either of these fuckers anywhere in years

#asks #danger days #sorry i dont have like. any visuals to go with this all the pics of them are saved on my old phone i think #also shout out to anyone who was on danger days quotev in 2018-2020. rollplaying as dusk on there got me through a lot of bullshit #my ocs

[rpmemestorehouse]

Shadow the Hedgehog Real-time Fandub Starters

Change wording as needed

“It feels like every day is the same.”

“It’s so dull and...lifeless.”

“You gotta - hey, come back here!”

“Get this shit outta here!

“Dang, sucks to be those guys. Anyway, back to brooding.”

“[Name], it’s me, the Devil!”

“I’m here to convince you to do sin!”

“Come with me! Steal candy from babies and small businesses! I’m not talkin’ about Wal-Mart.”

“Okay, fine, fine, I’ll sin, I’ll sin, I’ll sin!”

“I’ve outsmarted you once again. And I didn’t even have to play chess this time.”

“You better not move, okay buddy? You just stay right there!”

“If you take one step, it’s blicky with the sticky all over your goddamn body!”

“I kicked them so hard they turned into dogs.”

“You ever been to church? You ever read a Bible? I’m from that, I’m that one. I’m that Devil!”

“Dude, I’m working, I’m playin’ solitaire.”

“That guy’s playing solitaire right down there!”

“I don’t have to turn to look at anyone!”

“I let him in here as a joke!”

“I’ve eaten nothing but drywall for the past three years.”

“Sonic and Shadow would’ve answered the call.”

“I hate it here! The sun doesn’t lessen in brightness!”

“New idea: adultery.”

“[Name]. I don’t know what you’re thinking of doing, but I’m gonna stop it right here.”

“My sin is about to be murdering you.”

“Do you see what I’ve become? Do you see what I’ve created?”

“Not my glock!”

“Something just happened...I can feel it.”

“Come on. Someone. Please...HELLO?! WHY WON’T ANYONE ANSWER ME?!”

“That’s like, fucked up, right?”

“You got really supple shoulders.”

“It’s my Phoenix Wright cosplay. Do you like it?”

“I like your cosplay, I-I subscribed to your OnlyFans!”

“I do tier one on your Twitch channel, [title]! Hi!”

“Oh God, not another one of these Twitch fans.”

“I need to update my audio equipment.”

“That look do be bussin’, though.”

“I wanted to kill [Name] a long, long time ago! Ever since he broke up with me!”

“Anyway, time for me to ascend!”

“I’m opening up my portal again.”

“You confused sin with legality.”

“Oh yeah, of course leave. Without giving me a goddamn answer!”

“All right, an easy entry job, just like any other.”

“They really oughta update the security around here, I’m tellin’ ya.”

“Because I came here to take money because I can’t afford it.”

“So, you wanna go find a gun together?”

“Okay, so, I’m gonna have to break down the myth of Americana, and the uh, the, you know what figure it out yourself! I shouldn’t explain everything to you.”

“Hey, that was pretty good! You got 16 sin points!”

“Why am I moving backwards when I walk?”

“That’s not gonna change, you fucking weird little rat thing.”

“Second of all - hey, second of all - would you look at me while I’m talkin’ to you?!”

“Wait, I have jet boots!”

“I think I heard I rat. I’m gonna go give him a hug.”

“Ooh, a clone of yourself, isn’t that pretty cool?”

“This movie really fuckin’ sucks.”

“Oh my God, my mustache looks like fucking grass.”

“AH, bing-bong, hey what’s up, you’re doin’ a bad job!”

“This is the coolest fucking moment of my afterlife!”

“Welcome to the casino, bitches!”

“If you live in Baltimore, fuck youuuu!”

“I just lost 300,000 dollars, but it’s okay ‘cause I won 700.”

“And then you’ll be all like.......because you’ll be dead!”

“And then, you’ll get to Hell, and look up, and you wanna know what you’ll see? My heels in your face.”

“Ding-a-ling, cocksucker!”

“That’s my house, dude! What the fuck were you thinking?!”

“Oh, I’m sorry, are you mad? Are you big mad? Are you angy?”

“You just turned your head around like, 360 degrees like an owl, that was fucking cool!

“You’ve been nothing but a kind soul since I’ve known you!”

“Wee-oo wee-oo, hey, I’m in your flashbacks now.”

“It turns out you didn’t save her, you did a very bad job. That’s embarrassing for you, buddy.”

“You know how much I cost? 69 cents, baby!”

“You did just waste military money, which is super funny.”

“You could get an internship at Disney.”

“...Is that an alien?”

“Thanks for going to Chuck E. Cheese with me.”

“Remember that big gun in the sky? That was crazy, right?”

“You know, [Name]  just pays me not to blow up robots. You could get in on this.”

“Look at us, we’re cartoon talking animals.”

“I love you! I’m having so much fun with you!”

“Here it is, the constitution.”

“Stupid bitch alert!”

“I know you have big ambitions, but they can’t be worth your soul, [Name]!”

“I’m  gonna kick so much of your butt.”

“Don’t you ever fucking call me that again, I’ll kill you!”

“I will kill the Devil myself and take his place!”

“All right, so it’s not that hard to right-click on all of them and just hit the save button.”

“I mean, they let me vote, like, 80 times!”

“Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m deleting the blockchain!”

“I was flying, chump!”

“I always wanted to rig a fuckin’ election!”

“Oh, I hear someone laughing behind us.”

“I’m always laughing at you, you fuckers.”

“You’re being really rude to us for no reason.”

“The timelines are converging, just like I saw it.”

“It’s like, I try to make differences, but...”

“*laughing* You’re gonna die. Oh, my God. I can’t wait to see that, that’s gonna be insane!”

“Wait, I traumatized you as a child! That’s badass!”

“Nothing personnel, kid.”

“Do you ever get tired of complaining like a little bitch?”

“So vitriolic, my feelings are so hurt, oh no, wah, I’m crying like a baby ‘cause of your - DIE.”

“But I wanna see the life leave your eyes one last time, so say your last pathetic words.”

“Now are you ready to finally usurp your throne to me, motherfucker?”

“No! What the f - no, that was never part of the deal!”

“I’m gonna funge this bitch.”

“Ow, what the fucking - you prick!”

“You fucking little pathetic rodent.”

“Oh yeah, “good luck with that”, yeah, fuck you, you’re annoying.”

“I shouldn’t be toying with him like this.”

“What can I say, I’m a rude, edgy boy.”

“No, we’re not connecting over this. Don’t even try, no.”

“No, it’s always “[Name], you change for me!” “

“Hey what’s up, I’m completely fine, like I said, you stupid idiot.”

“You ever heard of gaslighting? That’s, like, my specialty.”

“I was gaslighting you this whole time.”

“This is the last time I fuckin’ play around with mortals.”

“Usurp these nuts.”

“Heeeeeyyyyy! Whaaaat’ssss uuuuppp? It’s meeee!”

“I don’t know how to impress upon you that physical damage done to my body does not affect me in the long term.”

“We’re here to help you, man! With what, I don’t know, but I value our friendship!”

“It’s really cute that you’re gonna ~defeat me with the power of friendship~ and all -”

“Uh-huh, go ahead - ededededede! Shut up, shut up, shut the fuck up.”

“This is not - this means nothing to me! This means nothing to me, alright? You mean nothing to me!”

“I’m the good guy! Do you realize? I am the good guy here!”

“I get to kill people! I get to poke people with hot s-sticks! All day!”

“Look! I can do this! I can do this! Any time I want!”

“This is nothing to me! You are nothing to me! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!!!”

“Oh my God, he’s fucking losing it entirely!”

“Why don’t you answer my chats in your chatbox?”

“You never acknowledge me, not even once.”

“I’m your biggest fan! I’ve been with you since day one!”

“I got first badge, I was your first subscriber! And you don’t pay attention to me!”

“You still just leave me in the dust every single day!”

“Jesus Christ, parasocial! You need to log off!”

“Yeah man, this is kind of really unhealthy. Set your boundaries, dude.”

“I froze him in time, he was yelling.”

“Look, would you guys stop calling me cringe, please?”

“Because I’m a bad bitch! And I’m MY bad bitch!”

“You’re destroying me from the inside out!”

“I never thought I’d say this, [Full Name]. I’m unsubscribing.”

“These hands speak louder than fuckin’ actions, and I’m about to fuckin’ action all over you, dumbass.”

“Psychic attack! Fuck you!”

“Like, [Name], do you even listen to me when I fuckin’ talk?”

“We’re gonna broadcast this cringe all across the airwaves.”

“You were never strong.”

*on the verge of tears* “So all of this, this was a big prank?”

“[Name], get up and call him a dumbass motherfucker, all right?”

“I think you should call him a bitch-ass motherfucker!’

“You don’t wanna hurt my feelings, right?”

“I’m loyal! I follow you on Twitter! Your side account and your main! I even follow your “after dark” Twitter!”

“You can’t do this me, please! It’s me! Your friend!”

“I want to hurt your feelings, SO badly. You have no idea, [Name].”

“Hey, hey, hey, don’t come any closer! *stammering* Don’t, NO!”

“I just wanted you to embarrass yourself.”

“Would you get outta my head? I really don’t like you in here.”

“You know, you look like piss!”

“I wanna go home! I don’t wanna be here anymore!”

“We lived. How’s that for ya?”

“You didn’t do your job, so I’m gonna fire you.”

“We oughta open a casino after this.”

“Maybe [Name] wasn’t all she was cracked up to be.”

#original memes #ask meme #ask starter #sentence meme #sentence starter #source: youtube #rp meme #rp starter #rp prompts #rp moodboard #inbox starters #inbox meme

[danganronpasurvivoraskblog]

Reunited: Part 2

[Hokkaido District, Night-time]

Alright. So here’s how it’s gonna go down.

Rantaro and I will do a quick scan of the surrounding area just to make sure there are no Zetsubou goons lurking about. In the meantime, the three of you head towards the bar and see if you can find Maki.

Some of the soldiers from the Tower will join you. If anything bad happens, you can rely on them to protect you.

Look after yourselves, ok?

Ok, but...just one more thing.

Rantaro. This is where she is, right? You’re ABSOLUTELY sure?

...

No, Kaito, I’m not. And that’s exactly why I guided us to this specific WRONG location. So we could show up and be dreadfully disappointed.

You don’t have to be so freaking sarcastic!

Then stop being so freaking stupid! You’re the one who decided to leap in without a plan, so don’t go doubting my directions now.

Why you-!

Hey! No fighting! We rescue Maki and go, ok?

Right. Come on Rantaro.

Alright, I’m right behind you.

Gonta found payphone here outside this bar. Gonta think maybe Maki call us from that?

Could be...Hey...Tenko. You go search the supermarkets. Gonta and I will check these bars and nightclubs.

No need.

Huh?

I see her.

Wha-!?

*Tenko points towards a country bar.

...

It is her! But...wait...she with someone...Isn’t that-?

How are you...holding up...?

Hngh...!

No, don’t try...to speak...I’m ok, really...I’ll...get some treatment...later...

That’s...That’s SEIKO! I haven’t seen her since like...a YEAR ago!?

Gonta sure she was locked up in Zetsubou base too! What she doing here!?

She looks injured. What the hell happened...!? Do you think they escaped?

Gonta not know...But Gonta sure now this Maki is real!

How come? 

Gonta not thing Tsumugi can cosplay two people...U-Unless she clone herself.

Ah yeah, fair point. Ah...Huh?

*Tenko looks back towards the tired looking girls.

Hey~ Wassup ladies?

*Three skeevy looking men walk over to Maki and Seiko. Maki stands up and glares at them.

What do you want...?

Nothin’ much. How you two doin’ tonight?

Fine...Thank you. Wo-Would you mind giving us some space...? We’re a little...tired...

Hmgh...

Not much of a talker, the one behind ya? We’ll break you out of that shell.

No thanks. We’re taken...I have a boyf-friend...

Oh yeah? Given how you lookin’, seems like he did you wrong, girl~

Tch...Don’t...ngh...

Coomooon, let us keep you company~

Pfft! Typical degenerate males! I’ll pound those groomers into submission!

Stop Tenko. Let Gonta talk to them. You and Kaito get...

Kaito!?

Huh!? Oh no...

*Tenko and Gonta suddenly notice Kaito isn’t standing next to them anymore.

Come on darling. We’re just being friendly~

I said...get back...Ngh...Do you wanna die...?

*WHAAAMM!*

GUHAGH!

The fuck!?

*Kaito rushes up to the bar and punches the delinquent who reaches out to touch Maki in the face, knocking him into the fence.

Get the FUCK away from her! You touch her again, I’ll bust your faces up so hard, you’ll be eating your dinner with a STRAW!

Shit! S-Sorry bro!

*The other two delinquents grab the third and bolt off.

...!?

You...you really...came...

Maki!

*Maki takes a step forward, then collapses into him.

Sorry...I would’ve handled those guys...but...

Yeah, any other day of the week, you’d have them for breakfast...

Maki! Seiko!

...!

*Tenko and Gonta rush up towards them.

Maki! Seiko! You ok!?

...

*Seiko nods.

You alright? You lost your voice or something...?

No...I...*cough*

Woah, hey, if talking is hurting you, stay quiet. Don’t worry, we’re here to rescue you.

You guys...you really are stupid...

*Everyone looks at Maki.

That not very nice thing to say to us! We came to rescue you.

But you must have known...ugh...that this COULD have been a trap...! I called to let you...know I was safe, but...I didn’t expect you would show up personally...!

*She glares at Kaito.

I bet this was your idea...I thought you would’ve learned...to be less reckless when...I left...but you haven’t changed...you’re as reckless as ever...

Heh...Pot calling the kettle black right there.

Huh?

Maki. You’re important to us. To ALL of us.

You’ve been gone for ages, and as soon as we show up to rescue you, you act all tsundere and cuss us out. You haven’t changed at all.

...

I am...grateful...that you were here for me...Don’t feel like I’m not...

But...it’s Seiko you need to take care of...she’s sick...a-and...and-!

!!!?

!?

!?

!?

...

*Maki is silenced, as Kaito pulls her close and kisses her passionately on the lips. Maki tries to push away, but is so devoid of strength, she fails to.

Um...K-Kaito! We are still here you know!?

*Kaito breaks away, staring into Maki’s eyes.

...

...Tenko’s right...you haven’t changed...

There’s no doubt about it...You’re the one true Maki Roll that I fell in love with...

Even though you can barely stand, you’re still staying upright, trying to protect Seiko...Wouldn’t be able to call you my sidekick if I didn’t...

...

But it’s ok Maki-Roll. I don’t know what pain you’ve been through these past few months, but it’s over now...

Because no matter what, even if Zetsubou throws an entire army at me, I’m gonna protect you! I won’t let them take you again!

So you...c-can rest...because I’ll...k-keep you safe...Because I’ll...I’ll...

I’ll be here...I-I’ll be here...forever...!

...

...

...

...*sniff* K-Kaito...!

*Tears fall from Kaito’s eyes. Maki suddenly buries her head into his arms and sobs...

#danganronpa survivor #danganronpa #danganronpa v3 #drv3 #danganronpa 3 #dr3 #kaito momota #maki harukawa #rantaro amami #kaede akamatsu #gonta gokuhara #seiko kimura #rise and shine arc #kaimaki #momoharu