#i just want to make some dinner

[bluerosefox]

CAT Ghost INSTINCTS

Damian comes back to the manor one day with... a new school acquaintance (coughfriendcough) due to the fact they need to work on a school project together and Danny Fenton was the only one in that class that Damian would tolerate to have as a partner.

Everything about the kid seemed normal, heck very normal if a bit shy... or at least that was until the kid suddenly zero focused on a corner of the room and stared at it non blinking. Then after what felt like hours blinked once and returned to normal, chatting away like nothing happened.

....It also doesn't help that Alfred the cat... did the same thing.. at the same time as Danny.

Yeah something is... off about Damian's new friend.

#danny phantom dc #danny phantom #danny fenton #dp x dc #batman #blue rambles #crossover #writing ideas #random idea #damian wayne #Tim was the one who saw it happened first #everyone didnt believe him due to the fact he had been awake for nearly 2 days and coffee'd uped #but then later it happens when Damain invites Danny over for dinner a few days later #in the middle of Danny explaining how he and his sister had to stop some reanimated hotdogs from teaming up with some leftover ham #Danny just stops and stares at the doorway for a full min before returning to his story #basically i want Danny to do the cat stare when they see and hear something #he does make a small rumble of 'back off' if whatever he sees is bad though #basically Danny sees Gotham ghosts that aren't strong enough to make themselves be seen #thats all i want #is this silly? #yes #there are ghosts in Wayne manor #and sometimes Lady Gotham appears too cause she loves her knights #Danny starts asking for an extra tea when hes over and leaves it in front of an empty chair #no one knows how the tea gets empty though #when they know no one has touched it #no one not even Alfred can explain how

[becca-e-barnes]

Sub Bucky and a breeding kink 💀 dead unlived it's one of my favourite things 😌

This is pretty high up there on my list of dream fantasies 🥵 these are two of my biggest weaknesses, don't even look at me rn

One of life's greatest joys is cuddling with the other person's head resting on your chest so you can play with their hair and rub their shoulders. I love that shit, having someone else's body weight on you is so comforting.

I imagine that's something Bucky would really enjoy too. It's so soft and sweet and tender and getting to feel cared for would really appeal to him.

But that's up until his hands work their way under your top, up over your bare skin so he's able to cup your breasts and bury his face between them while he's getting his hair played with. Life's pleasures don't get much simpler than that.

After a few moments he shifts slightly, tugging the neckline of your shirt out of the way to give himself space to kiss and nip your skin. All of a sudden he's desperate and it's beautiful to watch.

"Please." He whispers between frantic kisses, flicking his tongue over the stiff peak of your nipple before engulfing it with his warm, eager mouth.

"Please, what?" You tease, tugging on his hair just a little for emphasis.

He groans, frustrated by his own lack of coherence, pulling his mouth from your nipple. "Please let me put a baby in you."

That's not what you were expecting but fuck, he makes it sound pretty appealing.

"Bucky-" You begin but he cuts you off, giving your other nipple the same attention as he gave the first. God, that's distracting.

"You'd make. Such. A pretty. Mommy." He whispers, kissing his way down your body until he reaches the bottom seam of your top. From there, he pulls it off, letting it fall to the floor before removing the rest of your clothes.

"You'd look so pretty with a little baby bump." His huge hand rests on your bare tummy, imaging how your body would change.

"I want it, Buck." You mean it too. It doesn't sound like such a bad idea when he's taking his clothes off.

"I know you want it." He groans, rubbing the tip of his dick against your soaked core. "Y-you're so wet."

He presses his hips forward, sliding inside you and you can't explain it but you swear it feels different this time.

"Don't even think about pulling out." You cup his face in your hands, keeping his eyes on you and you almost worry he's going to fuck himself senseless into you. "I want you to make me a mommy. You're going to give me every single drop of cum and when it starts to drip out of me, you're going to fuck it back in."

His head falls onto your shoulder, sobbing a pathetic moan against your already hot skin. The pace of his thrusts matches his need, his hips slamming into yours and when he finally gives in, he cums inside you with your legs clamped around his waist, making sure he couldn't pull out even if he wanted to.

#asks answered <3 #becca writes spice #anon #sub!bucky #subby bucky #this is one of those fantasies that's nice in my head #I think I'd like to be at that point in my life but it's absolutely not where I'm at rn #maybe some day tho #I started writing a new series yesterday #making a lil moodboard #excited to post the concept #can't decide if I want each chapter to feel like a continuation of the one before #or if I want the chapters to be more detached from each other with time passing in between #might actually space it out over a weekend? #I took my lil granny out for lunch today and she's just the cutest #she usually comes up to ours for Sunday lunch but my parents were out this weekend #so I made her dinner last night and took it down to her and I asked if she wanted to go out for Sunday lunch for a change #she made me book the table right there in front of her so she'd be able to look forward to it 🥺 #I sat with her for over an hour yesterday evening and she smiled nearly the whole time #she's too cute I swear

[humanmorph]

this scene makes me feel like i hit my head really hard

#palisade spoilers #palisade #fatt #palisade 45 #friends at the table #sorry about no transcript but this is 13 minutes long. #i will leave transcribing to the professionals (there's some crosstalk i cannot make out here + noises that I don't know how to transcribe) #also it'd take a lot of time and i want to make dinner. #i'll add it whenever it's finished because i do like having it here. thank you transcript team... #also had to compress the file but i don't think it's too noticable? maybe if you're an audio guy. just listen to the episode then. #this clip starts & ends with an ali sigh. she's so good

[andy-clutterbuck]

LET HIM REST

#like damn #Rick Grimes #* #rg #now HERE'S someone who deserved a nice dinner a stiff drink and to be laid out every night so he slept like a rock #SHHHHHHHHHHH #Papa Bear is sleeping #excuse me but The Nose™ #michonne was experiencing some inner turmoil that's why she's awake #i would have just been staring at him like a creep #me: it's rick's naptime everyone go away #i'm putting a note outside his room and a note on the door for the ups man to not ring the bell #me as that pillow #THE SMUSHED NOSE #one day your lips will not make me want to bust through a wall like the koolaid man #but today is not that day

[lokiiied]

in my wildest dreams orlando bloom makes a guest appearance in ofmd as will turner in all his flaunting bisexual pirate fucker glory

#please david make it happen 4 me 🙏 #ofmd #will turner #orlando bloom #our flag means death #potc #pirates of the caribbean #idk i feel like him and roach would hook up #he’d join the revenge for supper and ofc it’s soup and he’d say like ‘this is some mighty fine soup’ #and you know roach would blush and say like ‘it’s just a recipe i’ve been toying with’ #they’d just share a glance #later on will would corner him and be like ‘just wanted to give my *proper* compliments to chef for dinner tonight’ #and roach is like ‘i was just about to start on dessert actually…perhaps you could help’ #‘perhaps i could’

[the-kipsabian]

..ive really just reached a point where i dont even really care about uploading fics anymore huh

#i have a couple i could put up somewhere but i legit just dont care lmao #maybe later. idk #it just doesnt feel worth it anymore tbh. i just share them now with the one person that matters and thats it #and nobody has asked where fic uploads are so. im just going to assume nobody misses my shit lmao #whatever i'll maybe brain something up at some point who knows. what difference does it make #im gonna have dinner now and then finally play ff15 tho so. dont expect uploads tonight. unless you really want them for some reason idk #whatever byeee #night is an absolute mess on main

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Hi, I was the anon that had brought up the high seas adventure!! I'm glad you took interest in it, and hearing your ramblings to add onto it just made me imagine so many fun things! (Poor Eddie, haha. With your description, I just imagine a dog trying to stand up in a moving car.) Ohh, now I imagine a case where the ship wrecks and their stranded for a few days until another rescue ship comes! Perhaps on an island?? I hope some of them know how to hunt!

the very first thing that came to mind was Eddie sobbing while pointing one of Howdy's guns at a crab. Sally just comes up & stabs it through the shell before taking it back to the fire for eating. Eddie collapses to his knees, wracked with guilt-

#frank & sally arguing over how to build the S.O.S signal #frank wants to be tactical. sally wants to go full Elizabeth in potc - giant bonfire #frank wins the argument due to popular vote #hard cut to everyone standing in the water staring at the Very On Fire island #anyway eddie's 'i wouldnt hurt a fly' statement makes me think that he would not be able to kill anything on purpose #hunt? nah hes just gonna forage. crack open a coconut on a rock. try that weird mushroom #meanwhile wally & howdy are chatting about the weather while spearfishing #for some reason im imagining an almost entirely barren island #like theres five trees & a nice patch of vegetation #but the rest is barren sand w/ the shipwreck on a nearby sandbar #hm yes thats where their camp is. huddled under the half overturned ship <3 #the water between the bar & the island is shallow enough for the big neighbors to wade through #lots of fish for dinner! #rambles from the bog #wh fantasy au #lmao wait ok so wally has this ability where he can turn abandoned doors into portals #(it takes a lot of energy & power so its a last resort trick) #so im imagining that a week or so into this impromptu banishment #frank goes 'wait. wally you can do the door portal thing' #and they all go OHHHH SHIT and start building their own door out of the ship's wood #oh hey... what if that island becomes an emergency escape / stash for the neighborhood... #tight spot? no where else to go? they have a remote island camp!

[sentientstump]

i was on the verge of losing hope xD

#it is really funny to me specifically and i will make this post only for myself because i want to remember this day #wanna draw so much now i have found my fuel once again. thank you team canada #i never knew one episode would cause me to have multiple ideas xD #well i mean i didnt know because i have never experienced new tc content in my notifs ever #am i annoying? i am annoying but this is the purpose of this blog you followed it #maybe I'll make a normal one some day #just for me.... to share not mcyt things to the world but to WHOM who will want to see it orz #unless youre ihrtmumbo quinn unpause then i guess lol xD #ahhhhhh future me see where my mind is at rn??? i am currently in the violet room and typing this instead of dinner eating #saturdays be like that i guess xD #anyways this is a huge day #my mom is concerned rn lol oops i gtg #textstump

[sataninsparkles]

I don't understand why people seem to dislike "Girl Dinner" and "Girl Math" so much.

Like, it's not about girls being unable to take care of themselves or make smart financial decisions. Girl Math is literally just about how under the capitalism small purchases that add up to a large number don't feel as expensive as one large purchase. It's the same phenomenon as being willing to pay $10 for a product but not $8 + $2 shipping. Or spending cash feeling different from spending on a credit card.

Or like why a bunch of people just started talking about how being a bimbo is just quirky sexism.

Yes, women can achieve great things, and they can be smart. We all support women's rights. But we gotta support women's wrongs as well.

After being told that you have to be smart and strong and do everything a man can do or you're a bad feminist and you're setting the movement back fifty years, the ability to just be dumb and carefree feels like taking off a bra.

Yes, women can be smart. But they can be dumb too. We can be weak and dumb and that doesn't make us "bad feminists" or "quirky sexists". It makes us human. And shaming women for their freedom to enjoy their life however they want is counterproductive. Men get to be as dumb as they want without shame, so why is it that when women are the ones who are dumb, you get offended and try to shame them into acting the way you want them to?

We can't have equality until you guys stop shaming women for every little thing they do. We can't have equality if we don't support women's wrongs.

#yes this is about that one post #I'm sick and tired of everyone acting like not knowing how to change a tire as a woman is “bad feminism” #Like if you can't understand complex historical concepts and code and do mental algebra and speak a dozen languages and lift your weight #then you're setting back the movement?? #I'm just generally sick of people saying that the expectations placed on women by society is unfair and then turning around #and making women feel bad for not being exceptional #I don't have to get 3 degrees and a doctorate and also lift cars in my free time #Everyday I understand Marina's lyrics better #You want me to write a feminist anthem? I'm happy cooking dinner in the kitchen for my husband #that lyric used to make me so angry but now I understand #Enjoying something or not being able to do something doesn't make you lesser #And you don't have to feel guilty for enjoying things #girl dinner #girl math #Some of you need to listen to Gloria's speech again and it shows

[disneyprincessdxminatrix]

#just vote one and maybe it helps me #decide what to make for dinner #I just know I want curry and there will be rice #and I have some cauliflower I could use up #my stuff

[tsuchinokoroyale]

Since I made a pact with god to only make cakes that appeared to me in dreams I decided to make myself birthday chicago deep dish pizza instead. If anyone needs me I’ll be in a food coma til spring 😴😴😴

#technically me and Beyoncé’s birthday is tomorrow but I wanted pizza for dinner tonighttttt #for those wondering yes it’s a little bready but it’s also my first time making pizza cut the birthday girl some slack 😩 #I already have ideas for improving the dough I’m thinking croissant style laminations and just less of it in general #the sauce slapped tho I’m def happy with that #but I’m also gonna be throwing toppings on top of the pizza from now on I crave that crisped pepperoni texture 😩 #tsuchinoko cooks

[rotzaprachim]

the vaguely fleabag-inspired awkward jewish dramedy of my dreams au

Well, Jyn may have had a list of methods to ruin her estranged father’s second marriage, but punching her boss’s shmuck of a husband during the rehearsal dinner sure wasn’t one of them.

And neither was shagging the rabbi.

#you think this is a romance au but actually what it's about is jyn starting to process her grief over saw in a communal fashion by showing #up to make minyan for the kaddish. that's what it's about. #jyn erso #cassian andor #rebelcaptain #jyn thirty seconds into her dad's rehearsal dinner *uh i have to go to the bathroom* flash forward to facebook stalking RABBI ANDOR #MARRIED?????? #look i was trying to write some canonverse stuff that got dark as fuck immediately so enjoy some jewish content where everyone doesn't die #immediately #but unironically it got into some super meta territory for me that's super interesting in regards to like.. the difficulties and #complexities of FORMING and PRESERVING jewish community in the present when it always feels like a fight. always is a form of rebellion #really. jyn's a secular ashkenazi jew who doesn't want much to do with the /structures/ of community #.... understandably so with so many things about uh the conservatism of many aspects of british orthodoxy and their impact in the uk .... #and cassian's like not all of us have the priviledge of that really. sometimes you have to form new communities and it's hard #ask questions and it's hard. work actively to reform sephardi community here within these structures we've inherited #ANYWAY the other thing that happens is that jyn punches perrin just like so so hard. so hard #rebelcaptain au

[enigmasandepiphanies]

I think some of y'all (people in uni) were never 15 and read, "we accept the love we think we deserve" and sobbed while reading perks of being a wallflower and it shows

#gift giving is not a competition to some of us bestie #love is not conditional #dont make me overwhelmed by making our mutual friends bday a fucking competition #thank god her best friend also agrees and we are both her best friends so we know #but just why are people so #like this insecurity with love is so insane #people who want to see your love will see your love at the end of the day and if they don't keep being the lighthouse around please #anyway in other good news spoke to the cool batchmate i always wanted to talk more with and she was also like bro i love having convos with #you lets hangout and so we ate dinner walked and talked about history partition cultural stories my ex friend's bisexuality crisis which was #so similar to hers also takked about my cultural crisis family stories her firefly house urdu poetry her boyfriend my career pospects #so yayy i guess but so tired presentation was good prof questioned a lot cause he literally knows my source text authors its his friend in #uni and this girl said he'll take us out for drinks on last day of course so yayyyyyyy #my roomie and her bf constantly talk eh that is but i am gonna shower play my playlist till i sleep #today has been something but atleast i will have dinner with a new person tomorrow as well so yayyyy #life is just being very overwhelmed lately and i just hope people i love know that i love them and i am missing them even though #they live a floor above from me or live miles away too actually #eni life stories

[usareiis]

Actually concerning lately how many hostile comments I have seen about queer women in kpop circles on here and twitter that are kind of framed through the guise of statements you can't really argue with like 'idols are real people' and 'idols deserve privacy' but with a tone that just shows how much people hate queer women more than they care about idols being real people and their privacy. Like I will see people say things about female idols like 'Women attractor!!' And then when a queer woman actually says something about being attracted to them they'll log on like woah now idols are real people you shouldn't sexualize what if she sees that and gets uncomfortable by the possibility of a woman being attracted to her :( Or female idols will be on stage kissing each other on the mouth and if a queer woman says anything along the lines of how they're just like us people will be like woah now!! Don't speculate :( Idols are real people too :( And with the Karina dating rumor especially I don't even know anything about Karina but my Twitter feed this morning was full of recommended tweets with concerning amounts of likes (one had upwards of 100k) that were basically phrased like 'You disgusting women likers are delusional for thinking she ever would have dated you!! What predatory freaks some people like men and are just straight and you freaks are going to have to accept that'

#and some tweet too that i don't even know what sparked was someone tweeting that yunjin was straight and to get over it #and there were hundreds of replies like yeah most girls like dick get over it lesbo freaks #like i don't see how i haven't seen more people disturbed by the phrasing of these posts #i even saw girls like it's okay to joke about female idols being women attractors etc but at the end of the day it's a joke and all idols... #...are straight and queer women that identify with them or even are attracted to them are freaks #when i see so many posts every day i want to vomit of guy idols doing really routine shit like eating dinner or watching tv #with girls going on and on about how boyfriend coded that is that they're eating dinner #that's not annoying or delusional (and the amount they use delusional is concerning too i am just using it here to quote how they talk) #but you want to put your fist through a wall every time a woman says something like that about another woman #that says more about you hating queer women than it does caring about idols' privacy actually when it's only ever women talking about... #...women idols that i see people mad at and ~ uncomfortable~ with #and i just keep seeing it more and more lately. what makes me the maddest too is that people will post about liking women like it's a... #...safe space to do so but when it really comes down to it it's posts that are all i thought we were all joking about liking women #i saw so many girls that were livid saying some girls are straight that it was bonkers #it must be so hard to be someone logging on the internet every day going what about people that do conform :( what about us normal people :(

[silenthillbunni]

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#1st ​my sister was passive aggressive bc i was boiling pasta when she wanted to make her dinner #so she slammed stuff nd chopped veggies aggressively #nd i felt my heart rate spike nd my body go tense nd i always get clumsy nd drop things nd hurt myself when i get that way #but they think i deserve feeling awful bc of mistakes in the past so i cant ask them to stop #i've been walking around w lots of heavy things nd im barely keeping it together #nd i got so mad bc she wouldnt stop so i started slamming the cabinets nd then left when i was done #then my mom nd other sister got home nd i just wanted to ask my mom smth #when i open my door my other sister goes 'omfg already?' #'immediately when we get home i never get a break. it's almost disgusting' #i just got so.. i realized how pathetic nd childish i am so i just went into my room #but then apparently my sister said to mom that *i* was the only one being passive aggressive #so she comes in to talk when i was having my dinner so i said that i plz just wnna eat my dinner #she didnt know nd she's never cared but i wanted to hurt myself so badly i was struggling not to #but then she started screaming at me for being childish nd passive aggressive nd that i never do anything #she left my room. she still talks to my sisters so i know it's onlg me shes sick of #idk.. today is bad bc i cant talk to her nd i dont have ANYONE else to talk to im all alone #and now i barely even wanna go outside my room bc apparently my family thinks i wnna mess w them just for going to the bathroom lmao #i hate myself so much. im so pathetic. im 25yrs old living at home being a burden #nd im just a pathetic nd childish person. i 'need' to talk nd vent nd rant nd #like if i buy some things i have these need to like do a mini haul or if i get books from the library #i wnna show my mom what books i got #it's so childish. i do feel bad for my mom to have to deal w me nd my annoying personality #why cant i jusy be normal. no wonder why i can never keep friends or my family doesnt wnna talk to me. everything abt me fkn sucks #anyway im just feeling so bad and so alone bc my moms mad at me so now i have no one to talk to

[scoliosisgoblin]

doodles and some lore. I'm tired.

#Jay does this thing on second dates where he tests the other person #he wants to make sure they'd like all of him. every part of him that may throw others off or realize he's insane #Matt and Jay were friends during high school. dated in college and broke up just before finding out Jay was pregnant #they decided to co-parent Mona and just view one another as friends #Mona really likes Don and Tk. loves Peter. though dislikes Lucy quite a bit because of how much she hears Jay complain about her with Matt #Mona is very close with Jay despite living with Matt and only coming over to Jay during the holidays/some weekends #Jay moved into the complex about a year prior to meeting Peter. he's had 5 roommates since moving in #Lucy has been the worst compared to the rest but is the only one Jay tolerates (since she's young and reminds him of himself. pretransition #Jay and Don hated each other in the beginning. only really bonded over talking shit about a neighbor #and Jay saying “anyway I gotta finish watching the game.” Don saying how he wanted to too but his tv is fucked so they watch together #Tk does have feelings for Jay but Jay just can't take the hint. he simply just thinks he's making jokes and is very kind #Jay really cares about Lucy. he often checks up on her when she's out and buys her dinner if he didn't make anything for them #and she ofc tries to make his life easier by cleaning the apartment making him coffee in the mornings etc etc #also Jay and Don sometimes just talk about marriage. how both of theirs didn't work out (I headcanon that for Don) #how it'd go - Don: I just wish I showed her how much I cared... Jay: I chased mine down with a knife. didn't kill her though. I promise. #Jay also calls Don's kid (the cop) Don Jr. he doesn't mind it that much. it's mainly cause Jay never remembers his name #my art #yb peter #Yb don #Void #Jay #Yb tk #Yb lucy #none of them die btw. Peter kills some guy who treated Jay poorly #the entirety of Jay and Peter's relationship before the abduction takes place over June #I say so cause it was a bit alarming to Tk. Don and Matt how fast Jay was rushing into the relationship and such #anyway uhh idk what else to say