#i just wanted to make this joke

[dyingrobot]

"robots can’t feel true love" factoid actualy just statistical error. average robot loves many people per year. Aroace Robot Georg, who lives in cave & loves 0 people each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#robot noises #yes aroace folks can love people #i just wanted to make this joke #nonhuman #otherkin #robot #techkin #objectum #os/or #posic #machinekin #digitalkin

[0809sysblings]

r/ExplainLikeImFive

shidou

#rambles #/hj.. #id be capable of looking deeper into him and understandimf him more myself. however. #i did not sleep last night and would rather read a dumbed down and to the point post on him #/hj because im not necessarily asking for real but also. i mean. i cannot stop anyone from doing this— #i just wanted to make this joke #shidou kirisaki

[starartes]

robin banks

#i just wanted to make this joke #honkai star rail #hsr robin #robin

[pepperly]

I drew a little man on my new feld journal

#kim kitsuragi #i just wanted to make this joke

[raspberrydaisieschlb]

Cleo: What is it with you and Dead Fast?

Deuce: What? He’s just awesome, y’know? He protects the neighborhood and he’s inspiring, he inspires me to be a better man.

(Heath walks in)

Deuce: ‘Sup dickwad! Thought you drowned.

#Tony Revolori as Deuce is giving me LIFE #also I know the context of the original joke but Deuce’s jab at Heath is more like a friend insulting a friend #friends do that #I don’t know if Deuce is into the comics #I just wanted to make this joke #monster high #deuce gorgon #cleo de nile #heath burns #dead fast #tony revolori #monster high animated #monster high animated series #monster high reboot #monster high gen 3 #monster high 2022

[harryforvogue]

Mias all over Harry one day (more than usual) when he’s on his laptop and she just gets ontop of him while they’re in bed and she’s like got off today thinking about you but I’m still bothered and unsatisfied and then he knows he can’t punish her like her used to but he totally wants to torture the hell out of her but gives everything she girl wants :(

ONE THING ABOUT MIA IS THAT SHE HAS THE ULTIMATE RIZZ

#but not more than miriam of course #i just wanted to make this joke #harry and mia

[lovelywhump]

gl!Ranboo really out here giving “box boy” a whole new meaning

#IM SORRY IT WAS RIGHT THERE #not putting this in the main tag bc I REALLY don’t want this to escape containment #I just wanted to make this joke

[oasisofgalaxies]

From what I’ve learned reading sci-fi my hermitcraft space au is missing one crucial detail: SFGG needs a Space Jesus

#‘reading sci-fi’ I barely made it halfway thru Dune #I just wanted to make this joke #nebula rambles #SFGG

[sweatandwoe]

Are you sure the secret ingredient isn't a 12 year old sourdough starter?

Maybe. But I think it's closer to being a different starter, whose almost ten years old.

"Hey Jinx. What do you think of this bread?"

"Hmmm. It's good but..."

"But?"

"It's a little sour tho."

#Jinx isn't actually the secret ingredient #I just wanted to make this joke #secret ingredient #sweaty asks #she would make this joke #you know it #I know it #everyone knows it

[lugosis]

whenever i get blocked by a mutual i always wonder what was the straw(post) that broke the camels back(mutual following)

#this hasn’t happened as often as this post implies #i just wanted to make this joke

[anonymous-person-in-hellhole]

On the very topic of face reveals for no particular reason, especially of no one in particular:

So that’s why they say, “flip the canvas...”

#face reveal #of no one in particular #yup #not at all #*whistles* #/lhj #not a stan or anti #i just wanted to make this joke

[mikeluciraphgabe]

What’s with the fight about Dom vs Sub?

Domino’s is disgusting and so is subway

Switch BBQ is, however, better than both.

#no I have never been to Texas #so I have no idea if it’s actually good #i just wanted to make this joke #domino’s #subway #Dom vs sub joke

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

I must not respond to the bad take. Responding to the bad take is the mind-killer. Responding to the bad take is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face the bad take. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the bad take has gone there will be nothing. Only I (and my good takes) will remain.

#my nonsense #surely someone has made this exact post already #I want to clarify that this isn't even really about anything I just thought of the joke and thus was compelled to make it

[cali]

i hate motherfuckers who base their whole personality on the sum experience of their formative years + the people they mostly interact with + some key impactful events in life + a small amount of traits they were just born with + their current interests and some other stuff probably. so fucking annoying...

#notifications blocked goodnight all of you #i like that theres people from both ends of the spectrum of opinions on how to build a personality in the tags #i just wanted to make a joke about when someone says the phrase “making it their entire personality” #its a nothing phrase

[ink-the-artist]

Rabbits

Some bonus art, I initially started making this in a totally different art style but changed my mind about halfway through lmao, here are the parts I finished

#edit: terfs fuck off #this is literally about people like you #flashing #pulsing light #eye strain #(only under the read more cut) #art #comic #colored pencil #Illustration #I realized like halfway through making this that this is just the leopards eating peoples faces party joke lmao #im glad i abandoned that original art style bc the way it gets compressed when converted to a gif is so bad 😩 #actual reason i abandoned the original style was it was taking super long #especially if i wanted it to actually look good #but i still liked how it came out so i wanted to post it anyway lol

[caruliaa]

staff still hasn't given me polls, what should i do?

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their moms 69%

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their dads 31%

grace image os i get to look at her

#edit: edited the og post to what i want but to set the record straight i edited to the post to be mathematically correct right after the #first person pointed it out which was like ten mins after i posted the og post. now fuck offf !!!!! the rest of the tags r from the og post #for some reason i feel very immature making your mom jokes about tumblr staff. which i shldnt !! #bc they suck nd they still havent given me polls. but i ig i feel imature bc it a your mom joke 😭 but still i tihnk its kinda funny #EDIT: edited the post to what i want bc yall were getting annoying . but to set the record straight i edited to post to be mathematically #also its *mum* not mom okay i am NOT !! an american . but if i say mum everyone will j be like 'omg british' like i dont know i am #anyway. i want polls please. give me the rigght to force my mutuals chose between the most inane things #also i tihnk it wld b cool for the cs weekly blog. like w each episode #i cld do a poll of like. out of five stars what do u think of this ep #and it wld b a cool thing of which eps r ppls faves #also i cld have like. whose ur fave in team red whos ur fave in acme etc #id prob just have to go with vile faculty bc theres more than 10 ppl in vile. and ppl wld kill me if i didnt include nel the ell or whoever #it wld b fun !!! #oh btw csweekly thats i thing i want to start. prob on uhhh the 11th of feb ill post abt it more but its basically #a tag/blog for watching cs one ep a time watching one ep every saturday #ya !! :3 #flappy rambles #inaccessible #ask to tag #(<- idk. just in case)