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me making an AU where Sadie dies instead of Lars?? more likely than you think
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mentalmeles · 7 months
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ALFIRA NO--
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lazitoelgato · 8 months
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Today is September 8, which means that a year ago I had my first kiss and minutes later Queen Elizabeth II died
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paranormeow7 · 2 years
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THE QUEEN IS DEAD HOLY FUCK I JUST REBLOGGED THAT FUCKING POST
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02x14 · 2 years
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I can't believe the Queen died because I was learning Chinese to read porn
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I just learned that going through old pictures of myself is really weird. I used to hate those pictures but now I see that I was so pretty and innocent.
The me that’s in those pictures is so far from me now though. She is dead and I am her remains. Time killed her, society killed her, I killed her, and now I am whatever’s left.
Going through those pictures feels like walking into a dead relative’s room. You know that piece of trash should be thrown away, but you don’t dare touch it because it’s how they left it. I know that picture was taken on accident, just a shot of the floor, but she didn’t erase it, that’s how she wanted it, so that’s how it’ll stay.
At the very least she deserves that.
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thedisablednaturalist · 3 months
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Im fucking sobbing looking at the new black footed cat at Utah's Hogle zoo
Shes just a fucking baby
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Baby with a 60% successful kill rate
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pocket-size-cthulhu · 1 month
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I'm a cryptid in Stardew valley. I live on the outskirts of town. I disappear for days on end, purchasing daily one-way tickets to the calico desert. Nobody knows where I go while I'm there. Can occasionally be found fishing at random spots throughout town. I am never not running on at least one triple shot espresso. I take the abandoned minecarts to get around and am frequently seen disappearing into the sewers. I carry a sword for some reason. Once every week or two I will stride into your bedroom to deliver you your favorite meal. I'm a self-made millionaire. I attend all the town events and will go to your concert in the next town over. I have donated approximately 2583 items to the local museum and singlehandedly revitalized the town community center. There are rumors I can talk to junimos. I'm friends with the local wizard
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angelfic · 4 months
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annabeth and grover frantically submerging percy in water the way you’d put an iphone in a bowl of rice
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thelilylav · 8 months
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Aziraphale is the most character ever. He ran out of ideas so he declared war on hell. He canonically says fuck. His favourite colour is yellow. He’s literally an angel and can speak every language on earth but still isn’t fluent in french. He told his boyfriend to shoot him for his magic act and made him go through with it when their miracles weren’t working. He gave away his flaming sword and then lied about it for the next 6000 years. He has a bookshop that never sells books. No one’s doing it like him.
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maria-ruta · 3 months
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"what if chilchuck was a butch?" we thought
and Ryoko said - "say no more!" - and made Meijack, can you believe it???
anyway I'm surprised nobody's done it before, you can have it!
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p.s. - she just doodled chilchuck genderbend once and couldnt let go of the design and BAM Meijack was born lol its so funnt tbh. but fucking valid
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rwsdarw · 3 months
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got sick recently so here sillies
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theoldkyokodied · 7 months
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The Allegiance of the Ascended Vampire and the New God of Magic
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notbrucewayne48 · 4 months
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"aphobia doesn't exist"
bitch literally not that long ago an aroace youtuber animator was insulted by almost half of its community for being it
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ribbittrobbit · 1 month
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these kids are incredibly stressed out
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oh sure barbie has a thousand different professional qualifications, but when was the last time she was allowed to kill a man? the patriarchy must end
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