#i know it's competitive

[stuckinapril]

friend wanted to see my tumblr, and when i told him i can’t show it to him bc it’s basically my personal diary he went “oh so I can’t see it but a bunch of strangers on tumblr can??” he literally does not get me. no one will get me like the people in my phone get me

#It’s just so different #even though it’s public it still feels secret and safe. i feel comfy sharing a lot more on here than I do in my actual day to day life lol #in my head I’m also just speaking to myself 90% of the time which helps #if a friend off tumblr saw my thoughts I’d feel so weird ab it #esp bc they might get the vagueposting about certain situations and tell mutual friends #no thank u. this is for me. I’m not about to start censoring my thoughts bc someone I know knows my tumblr #u guys literally saw me have LIVE BREAKDOWNS #meanwhile I’ll have the worst fucking day in history and tell no one about it. I’m already cripplingly private but way more so in real life #this is basically a low stress journaling outlet for me. it’s so important for me to maintain the separation #like this is actually my diary & has been so handy for letting out emotions / articulating thoughts / staying on track !! #& I’ve met so many kind people on here who actually get me. which is so hard to find irl bc I’m surrounded by pre-med gunners/overachievers #who are by standard not very good w emotion & can be competitive/judgmental. or at least it’s hard for me to be vulnerable in front of them #and I’m part of that crowd so I reserve my emotions only to a handful of very close friends #it’s nice to hop on here and express negative emotions!! or positive emotions!! just whatever I want and it’s low stress and people get me #I don’t have to worry about judgment or competitiveness etc etc #like everyone on here is so kind & nice & understanding. & just a breath of fresh air from the types I run w. it’s just nice to have this #so idk that’s why I think I’ll always be strict about keeping the worlds separate. it just works #p

[hellenhighwater]

I was waiting for something and wound up watching part of an episode of the Apprentice UK and discovered a new fun fact about myself: watching people who claim to be good at negotiating fuck up literally the most basic negotiation tactics fills me with a wild animal rage

#i used to do competitive negotiation which is a real thing that exists #anyways the apprentice sucks and these are the most annoying plastic people and oh my god do none of them even know what anchoring is #im so mad i need to go eat a bagel #clawing and chewing and biting

[marbobar]

You go to spar with your githyanki gf in the rain and she gives you this look, wyd? 🤔

#doodlins #my art #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 fanart #baldurs gate fanart #lae’zel #bg3 lae'zel #githyanki #first of the pinup series is officially done! #godspeed to anyone who would spar with her here i just know she’s competitive #🫡

[kathaynesart]

TMNT AU COMPETITION - CONTEXT COMICS: COMIC 1 - COMIC 2 - COMIC 3 - COMIC 4 - COMIC 5

Don't mind, Omega. He's just being dramatic. Thank you so much @abbeyofcyn and @thegunnsara for pulling me into this hilarious mashup as well as @kittynomore @tapakah0 @hylwicks and @isaacz for letting their characters be a part of it! Figured I would use this opportunity to do my Replica introduction as well!

The @tmntaucompetition has barely even started and I am already overwhelmed by the amount of asks and support I've received! Thank you everyone! There are so many things I want to respond to, but I just don't have the time!

However I am so excited to get to interact with some of you! I'll be sure to respond to a few more that reference Omega directly when I can (looking at you @intotheelliwoods and @karonkar )!

Also, please don't destroy my asks trying to offer chew toys to Donnie... it's too late. His fate has been sealed. He's in autistic robot hell now. Goodnight sweet prince.

Also also, uh... THAT one image? Don't think about it too hard. :)

#I love me some impending doom symbolism #everything is great! #no problems here #on with the competition! #I don't know what Rep!Leo and Fracture!Donnie are talking about #but Rep!Leo is so happy to be by his twin again #tmnt au competition #tmnt au propaganda #rottmnt replica #replica #rottmnt #kathaynesart #save rottmnt #blood #tw blood #character death mention #tw character death

[lambsouvlaki]

Prompt: AU where Jason Todd didn't get taken in by Bruce, because he actually succeeded in stealing the batmobile's tires. He sold them to the local mechanic, who was so scared for him (the tires are pretty distinctive) that he kinda-adopted Jason himself to protect him from any fall out.

Batman still figures out who stole his tires and confronts Jason, who refuses to be cowed. Bruce is just as amused and impressed at this twelve year old's gumption.

Cut to ten years later. Jason now runs the Alley's workshop, and is Batman's emergency mechanic when the car breaks down in the city.

On your average tuesday night Killer Croc shreds the batmobile's tires and Batman skids into the shop, with fucked up rims and shredded rubber going everywhere, and a twenty two year old Jason in coveralls and smudged engine oil is just like 'again, old man?'

#jason todd #red hood #dc #batman #bruce wayne #mechanic!Jason AU #I don't know if I'll do anything with this #still just ruminating on it #but I think there's fun to be had #with a relationship that's not paternal #but still annoying and caring and kinda competitive

[becca-e-barnes]

I need more of needy Bucky who loses control from the feeling of being inside your pussy. I need him to fuck me like a rag doll and to carry me over his shoulder around the house like his personal flesh light.

Fuck, this has always been one of my very favourites to write. I really like to imagine that he struggles to last but he can keep going after he finishes 🙈 it's my lil filthy fantasy

But imagine spending the morning in bed with him. You both wake up around 6am and you spend the first little while just touching and chatting before a couple of hours of sex. Now it's maybe around 11am and after lying there together for a while, you're both in the mood for something to eat.

You pull a robe around you and that's just about as much as you manage before Bucky's scooped you up, carrying you to the kitchen.

"You don't need to carry me everywhere!" You tease, remembering that he'd carried you up the stairs to bed last night too.

"I know. But. Carrying you means. I. Can put you. Exactly. Where. I want you." He peppers kisses over your face and neck, tenderly capturing your bottom lip between his before he sets you up on the kitchen countertop.

There's no point arguing with him so you sit there quite happily. He makes up a quick pancake mix, washes some berries from the fridge, preps the coffee machine and sets the little dining table for the two of you.

Somewhere in between, you got a little distracted, perched on the counter scrolling on your phone. You hadn't noticed the way he's looking at you.

He's so caught up in the little things; the way the light hits your shoulder, the curve of your hips, the way the silhouette of your nipples are visible against the satin robe.

"Look at you, sitting there all sweet like your cunt isn't so fucking full of me."

That's got your attention.

You squirm a little, your body fluttering at how shamelessly vulgar he's being but nothing's stopping you from doing the same.

You spread your legs, exposing the slick mess coating your inner thighs. It's a mixture of your own arousal and Bucky's cum, dripping out of your sensitive cunt.

Your fingertips trail lazily over your exposed sex, your skin glistening in the natural light before you bring your fingers to your own lips, sucking them clean, giving him a little bit of a show.

"Tastes amazing, sweetheart." You groan, noticing the growing bulge in his thin pyjama bottoms. "But I lost track of how many times you came inside me this morning. You came so deep, most of your cum won't have dripped out yet. Bet I'm still totally stuffed full."

He sinks to his knees in no time, settling his head between your thighs, breathing in the faint smell of your arousal. His tongue presses flat to your sex, trailing from your hole to your clit and back, gathering as much of your combined release as possible.

He groans, low and pathetic, allowing his tongue to dip inside you as deep as he can bury it. He savours every drop of cum he earns back from your body.

When his tongue alone isn't enough, he slips a finger into you, followed quickly by a second, curling them against your sensitive inner wall.

"Bucky baby, please don't make me cum again." You groan, your fingers tangled in his dark hair but you know he's not giving you that choice. Not when his free hand is furiously stroking his own cock, desperate to ensure that when he's finished licking his cum out of you, he can flood your cunt with another load.

#asks answered <3 #becca writes spice #anon #needy!bucky #bucky barnes x reader smut #bucky barnes smut #I've gotten so into Scandal again recently #I'm so so so into Mellie #holy shit that woman is stunning #I'd be so tempted to write some shamelessly filthy Mellie x reader #I like Fitz too but just imagine THE COMPETITION #right no I actually HATE picking a colour for a pedi #I get a gel pedi every few weeks and I really need colour suggestions #Last time I got a sparkly red #the time before I got white with a pearly kind of shimmer on top #I've liked both but I'm so bad at picking a colour #I know neons are usually safe in summer but I don't think I'd like neons on me #open to any other suggestions tbh

[lucky-fy]

Please enjoy :)

Two more with spoilers below

#dungeon meshi #laios touden #falin touden #farcille #marcille donato #senshi #mithrun #chilchuck tims #lycion #kabumisu #laicion #spreading the laicion propaganda discretely... #don't mind me :) #kabru's username is a reference to another compilation by Fumifooms :) #edit: if you’re going to be a hater on any ship in the fandom; this post is not for you (certified: a multishipper) #this applies to everyone going “eww Marcille x Laios is heteronormative why would you ship it”. This is not for you (signed: a bi trans man #or anyone hating on the recent m/m popularity. Shipping is not a competition #you like a ship? Reblog art and share fanfics. Raise the voice and motivation of artists who do what you like. #don’t pull down others. Hate is a vicious self-aggravating cycle. Ship and let ship. Block what you don’t like #you know. Fandom etiquette. #I thought we were adults here.

[tangledinink]

did y'all think i'd make @tmntaucompetition propaganda for the gemini that wasn't super extra...?

#theyre having a PHOTOSHOOT <3 #i made this a WHILE ago and have been hanging onto it #and ive been watching the whole speakeasy thing blow up kinda like. damn and no one even knows the origins what a heavy burden i bear smh #my life is SOOOO difficult-- #tmnt au competition #propaganda #rottmnt #rottmnt au #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt donatello #rottmnt disaster twins #rottmnt leo #rise donnie #rise donatello #rise disaster twins #rise leo #rottmnt fanart

[chiscribbs]

Mikey and Leo are ready to blaze a trail through this competition!

Okay, so this should've been posted weeks ago, not the literal day of the polls - I apologize. My intention was to wait until the plot had caught up and post it in real time, buuuut voting day kinda snuck up on me and the plot's still a bit behind, so... Just consider this a flashforward to what's ahead, lol.

VOTE FOR GROWN APART AU !!! @tmntaucompetition

#This counts with the theme right? #tmnt au competition #grown apart au (rottmnt) #GA leo #GA mikey #rottmnt au #leonardo hamato #michelangelo hamato #rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #chiscribbs #(Yes I know this won't be shared on the comp blog until after the polls. I just wanted it uploaded before the votes come out lol)

[hobbithabits]

Yall know the scene in those ‘coming of age’ movies, where the family is having dinner, and the dad points out that new boy to his daughter with the subtly of a freight train. And he says something about him being a good kid, that he’s talented, and then ends with something that directly aligns with what the daughter likes?

Yes. That’s concept, but it’s dinner with Spock and his parents. And Sarek is under the impression that Spock is with Kirk (not wrong), and is trying to convince him that the doctor is a better option(wrong, because he’s also dating McCoy)

“Doctor McCoy is very talented. He’s recived awards for his work I’ve heard.”

“Yes father, he excelled as a doctor before he had joined starfleet as well.”

“He also saved my life, and your own countless times”

“Yes, as was his duty as Chief Medical Officer of the Enterprise”

…

“I noticed as well, that he has incredibly skilled hands.”

“Father I do not wish to-“

#Amanda knows everything already so she’s holding back a smile behind her glass while Spock fumbles #McCoy literally held Spock’s soul and returned it back to his body I think he wins the ‘does your dad like me’ competition #also I love the beta canon (comics) that McCoy is telepathically sensitive so he gets even more points for that #this is mcspirk territory of course #but there’s always a lack of ‘Mc’ in there so I needed to stir in some flavor for yall #star trek #star trek tos #spock #mcspirk #spones #bones mccoy #leonard mccoy #s'chn t'gai sarek

[sokkalore]

season 1 of the tgcf donghua: yayyy met a handsome ghost hehe, we’re having sleepovers forever, he sucked snake venom out of my hand 😍 he got me the non corpse face plant for healing 😋 he left me a pretty ring 😙

season 2 of the tgcf donghua:

#CAN WE SMILE AGAIN. PLEEK. PLEEK. #tgcf #tgcf spoilers #i don’t know what they’re gonna do for the last two episodes #idk if we’re going to peek into book 2 #or save that for next season. #but my dream is we go a little out of order and the Special Episode is the lantern competition……… PLEASSE…… #WE DESERVE IT……..

[front-facing-pokemon]

#baltoy #now okay let's just get the elephant outta the room. baltoy? what does this mean. is it a toy that happens to be a ball. because that's how #i've parsed it my whole life. and i've always not understood it because this thing is a top and not a ball #it's also what like. ground/psychic?? i think that's cool but it's just. like what's it got going for it. i forget it exists regularly and #don't even know if it has an evolution to make it competitively viable #where's that one person who said they were gonna do competitive facts on every post and then only did it on one. i miss them #whatever folks have things to do. not everyone has the time to dedicate to a silly little tumblr blog like i do. so here i am #telling you nothing about baltoy. go girl give us nothing. i am giving you nothing

[amber-tortoiseshell]

Dedicated to my family and friends who are forced to endlessly listen to cat genetics fun facts

#sorry everyone this is (mostly) a joke #i genuinly don't know how well known any of these are #maybe really everyone knows them huh xd #more importantly i'll probably start the competition tomorrow with the four introduction polls (i'll post them with two hours apart each)

[0ddbugs]

who's gonna tell him?

comic for @tmntaucompetition or apparently ultimate turtle bball

AU Cameos (in order of appearance ->):

Celestial AU: @ashwii

Snap Dragon: @bluesgras

RoRAU: @gumball-gotdamb-watterson

The Night w/ Tentative Devotee: @raymustardd & @s0fti3w1tch

WRORAU: @weranoutofrats-rottmntau

Never Better: @less-depresso-more-espresso

Mutant Chompy: @probably-not-a-rutabaga

We are too excited for interactions and crossovers; there are so many amazing aus~ and also Leo WILL be throwing bballs at ppl so DUCK

#so ok small comic #is still like 20 miles long #tmntredline #tmnt redline #i swear this was only gonna be like 10 panels #we can't help ourselves #if you want to draw interactions with our guys feel free to! #just know leo is really competitive at bball

[nerves-nebula]

they are good boys they are gonna have so much fun <3 and maybe Raph will pass out <3 he was not prepared to be teleported to an intense sports game. i dont think shen is homicidal but this is the vibe idk.

@tmntaucompetition

@tmntredline/@0ddbugs/@coffinpal

anyway pls tie me and redline i think it would be. funny <3

#nnstuff #nnart #neglected art #teenage mutant neglected turtles #tmnt redline #tmnt au competition #tmnt splinter #tmnt leo #tmnt raph #tmnt donnie #tmnt mikey #i dont know if this is propoganda or not

[bones-of-a-rabbit]

they r compeeting,,,,, for ur HEART

ive been sitting on this idea for the pawn au for so long n last night i was asked to make some fluff of the Angst Supreme au so uh. this is way way lower effort than it should be but at least its smthn ig skjdfhsdjkfhsdf

i forget who it was who coined the term 'gigachad Eclipse' on my blog but fam i think abt u and ur brilliant brain every day. ur a gift to this world

#fnaf au #fnaf sun/moon x reader #fnaf sun/moon x y/n #fnaf sun x y/n #fnaf moon x y/n #fnaf eclipse x y/n #silly fluff #silly bullshit #sketches #doodles #jealous boyos #sibling competition is a real thing #i know this bc i have three older brothers and i can and would fight them in an arby's parking lot #bones of a rabbit #bones of a rabbit au #low effort lol sorry #im v tired lately #its an exhausting time of year #gigachad eclipse my beloved skdfhkdsfsfjshdfjs #everytime i think i of that i have to fight the urge to wheeze-laugh out loud in public #i should do one of those. those tiktok edit things where the music is base boosted #wait is it. is it base boosted or bass boosted #man idk i justwrk here