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lapetitechatonne · 1 year

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The Wives

who are the wives and why do i keep hearing about them??? fear not, i am here to answer that burning question.

the wives consist of myself, @gilbirda, @herbatahleb, and @precarious-hermit--or Kate, Gil, Hleb, and Mellan as we're knowing in the Batpham Discord Server. it started as a joke, but in the throws of the finals haze, i decide i wanted to get married to my wives in the sims. then, when Mellan was having a bad day i jokingly sent her a snippet of a self-insert fic with the wives in it.

it quickly spiraled and now we're here.

there's a fic now. i don't know how we got here but, here we are.

i'll link the fic here, and make sure to check out "The Wives ship" tag on @herbatahleb's tumblr for some truly amazing fanart. below the cut i'll also include some exclusive Wives Lore which may help answer the question, "what the fuck am i looking at?"

The Family

the last names Persephone and Hadeson. we were talking about what Greek God everyone in the server would be, and i got Hades because i pretty much snatched Mellan up when i heard she liked Charmed (1998). her being Persephone has nothing to do with the fact that she apparently ate a poisonous flower as a child and lived, but it checks out.

David Hadeson. David is actually my cat who tends to walk all over my keyboard, thus becoming something of a legend in the server. when we made ourselves in the sims we gave him a human-sona, and when planning the fic decided he should be a meta.

Valdislaus Straud. i moved us into the spookiest mansion in the sims and it just so happened to be Vladdy Daddy's house. at first, we were going to kill him, but eventually decided he could be our butler. we decided he should be a talon instead of a vampire in the fic though. it just felt right.

Robin Carson. this may be the weirdest one, and i'm aware how that sounds. but, after much cursed Danny Phantom/Lightning McQueen shenanigans ensued which i will admit i am ground zero for that one but i promise it was an accident Hleb wanted to watch "Batwheels" really bad. of course, who am i to deny my wife, so i streamed it, and she proclaimed Redbird (aka Robin's car) was her son. so we gave him a human-sona too. we decided he was a mini-carjacker before Hleb adopted him.

so, that's a bit of the Wives Lore. let me know if you have comments or questions, but believe me we already know you're concerned. we are too.

#The Wives ship #Wives Lore #The Wives au #batpham discord server #batpham server shenanigans #kate's fanfics #kate rambles #i'm going to hell for this one aren't i?

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blackdragon-selfships · 5 years

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Kissed: 30 "I'm sorry" hit me with that good angst (any FO)

Technically I was supposed to pull a number from a Number Generator according to the instructions, but I do like me some angst, so I did my best. lol

F/O + Kiss-Aaravos

30: 'I'm Sorry'

Setting: Before the events of TDP, an alternate universe where Aaravos wasn't alone on his journey to master all six primal sources. He traveled with a dragon from the plane of spirits and the ability to change shape, learning to master the primals with her guidance and from living among the different elf races. This story takes place shortly after his involvement in the humans learning Dark Magic was discovered. He has little time left, and he isn't going to waste it.

(I promise I only have three separate storylines for this ship, this is the last one...the rest are parody AUs...)

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He would never forget that day. The last day he saw her, the day he was finally captured.

It was sunset on the cliff which they stood. His back was to her, faced toward the mainland where he knew they were coming for him. He had just told her what would happen.

"So, they know then...they know what you did."

"They do."

"What will you do?"

"What must be done."

"Which is?"

He didn't answer.

"...do you intend to run?" She pried further.

"No, I have no intention of running from this." He finally turned to her and she knew then what his plan was.

"I will stay with you." She told him firmly, "this is as much my burden as it is yours."

He smiled, but there was a deep sadness to it.

"I knew you would say that..." She would go to the ends of the earth with him and beyond. She had shown as much. But not this time.

He walked over to her, his cloak and hair now blown back by the sea breeze, and placed his hand on her shoulder. She looked unflinchingly into his face, into his eyes, with her own. He moved his hand from her shoulder to her face, cupping it in his own as though holding a precious treasure. He would commit this face to memory. Perhaps in another life he would get to see it again.

"You have been by my side as long as I can remember, Pendara..." He murmured, "and have been a dear ally, friend, and love..."

Her eyes now showed confusion, but he pressed on.

"I wish we had more time together...perhaps in another life we do."

He leaned toward her now, so close her face was all he saw as their lips barely brushed together.

"I'm sorry..." Then before she could say a word he captured her lips in a kiss. He put everything he had to give into it, all that was said and unsaid in their many years together as friends and what little time of it was spent in comparison as lovers.

His ears perked as the sound of wing beats and footsteps grew closer. He knew she had heard as well and broke the kiss.

"Do not look for me." He told her, "assume I am already dead."

In another time, in another place, she would have teased him about sounding like a Moonshadow. Not here. He didn't give her the chance to speak, to act.

He pushed and watched her fall from the cliff ledge. Toward the sea, though he knew she would stop herself before she hit the water. He then turned and faced the approaching procession of elven mages, backed by several dragons. They expected a struggle. A fight. He was almost sorry to disappoint them, though not really. He was not foolish enough to attempt fighting so many powerful magic users at once.

He went with them, quietly. Out of the corner of his eye as they lead him away with his hands bound behind his back, was a black blur rising and flying in the opposite direction. Good...she had listened to him. As long as she was safe, able to continue what they had started, that was enough.

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I hope this was angsty enough. I really wasn't sure how to approach this one... My first thought was canon-accurate time period, post-mirror "they have a bad fight, the 'I'm sorry' kiss being the makeup" but that isn't really angst. Worse still was one of them having to kill the other for some reason (at first I thought Aaravos killing Meg or something when she doesn't agree with his plan to meet his goal, if that goal was evil)...I might still do a story with this idea. A betrayal or something (but not Aaravos betraying Meg)...hm... But for this one I went with my deeper, much more "this is all for fun, but angsty fun. Not predictions for what the future seasons will tell us about Aaravos" lore story. Which I'll post more about eventually.

Anyone confused about the ending...Pendara (the name of this version of my S/I) is a dragon that can shapeshift. She was in human form, then at the end transformed to her true dragon form and flew away.

#kiss drabble meme #f/o drabble #selfship #selfshipping #self shipping #self ship #my danger star ✨ (aaravos)#self-insert #pendara #(dragon-Meg)#starlight's writing

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