aftg characters as things my brother has said
aaron: “the same day that I watched Netflix at work, my manager told me I have great work ethic.”
neil: “if you make me go in this store I’m going to cause a problem.”
wymack, sighing: “like what?”
neil: “i don’t know, I could just find a corner and scream into it.”
*andrew, in Colorado for a game*
matt: “how’s andrew?”
neil: “probably cold.”
*allison smacks seth*
seth: “allison, we believe in equality, don’t do this.”
seth: “if I had boobs I would be shaking them.”
aaron, playing video games with nicky: “those aren’t bandaids! bandaids are what you put on a child’s booboo. bandages are what you use when yoU GET SHOT.”
matt: “is that my bread??? oh, wait no, I ate my bread.”
wymack: *very loud, very exaggerated sigh from across the house*
nicky: “rain is god’s tears! that’d put a frowny face on just about anybody.”
neil, to kevin: “you know what your coffee could use? some mustard.”
seth: “I don’t have a big fat butt to flop up and down so no I can’t twerk.”
jeremy: “that mf’n bird is thicc with two mf’n c’s. thicc like water. wait, no, it’s wet like water.”
dan, to wymack and abby, about the foxes: “hey! no taco talk in front of the kids!”
wymack, pointing at a 5 year old boy in public:“neil, that little boy over there is acting older than you.”
neil: “well his life must suck then.”
aaron: “I need a nap. so i’m going to go play call of duty.”
neil: “hey, kevin, go steal something in front of that cop.”
*nicky, theorizing* “is ‘History’ 1D’s song about themselves and what they did?”
matt, walking into the dorm when only nicky is home: “what song is this? whY ARE YOU WEARING HEELS? WHATS GOING ON?”
nicky: *a glowing light showing through his pants* i saw it light up and threw it in my underwear." *takes out a light up keychain*
aaron: *pushes nicky*
nicky: *squeals* “HE PUSHED ME!”
*andrew gets in the car, looks at neil sitting in the drivers seat looking at exy highlights on his phone*
andrew: “how long you gonna just sit there?"
*neil looks up* "oh yeah I'm driving" *puts phone down and starts the car*
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